Board Gaming in Extreme Weather.

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  • Play War Thunder now with my link, and get a massive, free bonus pack including vehicles, boosters and more: playwt.link/wtvalefisk I'll see you guys in January for [redacted]. Woohoo.

    @Valefisk@Valefisk Жыл бұрын
    • Don't do it, star in a Valefisk video instead, it would genuinely be less pain-inducing.

      @CheezeSpartan@CheezeSpartan Жыл бұрын
    • How is the comment from 2d ago but the vid has been up for 20 minutes

      @CCequalPi@CCequalPi Жыл бұрын
    • Hell yeah advertisements!

      @mertarican5456@mertarican5456 Жыл бұрын
    • Release the full vod jkjk unless

      @TygrinDrox@TygrinDrox Жыл бұрын
    • Ok Vale but where’s the Decal?????

      @Crembaw@Crembaw Жыл бұрын
  • Vale flipped like a coin every 5 seconds

    @rory.rorree@rory.rorree Жыл бұрын
    • Truly channelling the Italian spirit

      @notfake719@notfake719 Жыл бұрын
    • I mean he was playing Italy...

      @nullFoo@nullFoo Жыл бұрын
    • @@nullFoo lmao was gonna say, that is legitimately the only way to play Italy if you want to follow historical precedent

      @dboi1656@dboi1656 Жыл бұрын
    • That's how you play diplomacy

      @theultimatepielord8697@theultimatepielord8697 Жыл бұрын
    • @@theultimatepielord8697 It’s literally one of the most mathematical board games around with the only RNG being your fellow players

      @FrostReave@FrostReave Жыл бұрын
  • After hearing this I just realized my freshman social studies teacher made us play Diplomacy as a class without the board game and explained it as a "simulation"

    @owenburgess8260@owenburgess8260 Жыл бұрын
    • Sounds like a rad teacher

      @enzopalmer4745@enzopalmer4745 Жыл бұрын
    • Same here, all I remember is that I created chaos and won

      @brokenglass9814@brokenglass9814 Жыл бұрын
    • Same with a difference of being able to produce specialized troops. Started with the worst possible location except that we were able to make pirates and survive until the end of the game.

      @Theelamental@Theelamental Жыл бұрын
    • We played a similar game in our class once, but it had different rules. My team ended up declaring war on the world at the end because we had too many troops.

      @SilentEchoes-99@SilentEchoes-99 Жыл бұрын
    • @@SilentEchoes-99 having far too much unchecked military power will do that to a gamer

      @floofyboi7546@floofyboi7546 Жыл бұрын
  • Ladies, get a man who looks at you the way Teddy looks at Diplomacy

    @GigasGMX@GigasGMX Жыл бұрын
    • Man was willing to fight a category 5 hurricane just to keep playing.

      @trackernivrig@trackernivrig Жыл бұрын
    • In shoddy picture form with half a year's delay

      @Potato-pq5ez@Potato-pq5ez Жыл бұрын
    • laggy?

      @echo332p8@echo332p8 Жыл бұрын
    • @@Potato-pq5ez Perfect! He will never notice when you're getting old.

      @nathangamble125@nathangamble125 Жыл бұрын
    • @@Potato-pq5ez as god intended diplomacy to be played

      @VivBrodock@VivBrodock Жыл бұрын
  • Ultimately Vale's content entices people with the unthinkable idea of being able to get more than like 3 people to play games with you

    @clang_the_owl42@clang_the_owl42 Жыл бұрын
    • There’s a great channel called no rolls barred. It’s that same wish fulfillment but every week

      @enzopalmer4745@enzopalmer4745 Жыл бұрын
    • Solution: games for 4 people.

      @colemanroberts1102@colemanroberts1102 Жыл бұрын
    • @@colemanroberts1102 yeah we’ve all played tons of those though. It’s very rare to see a game that can only be played by 6 or 7 people actually get played, which is why seeing this is really cool

      @trackernivrig@trackernivrig Жыл бұрын
    • I’m a GM in 5 games and a player in 3 other game I always got peaple to play with

      @christiandidonna8808@christiandidonna8808 Жыл бұрын
    • The dream honestly

      @finleykennedy7763@finleykennedy7763 Жыл бұрын
  • Love how 90 % of content seems to be turning towards "Vale and victims play boardgames"

    @sarkhan_guy@sarkhan_guy Жыл бұрын
    • "Play" It's more of a "suffer through"

      @imbattlnscurvy5922@imbattlnscurvy5922 Жыл бұрын
    • KZheadrs thought they were onto something with "Me and my friends!" video ideas. They ain't ready for "Vale and his victims!"

      @padwock2294@padwock2294 Жыл бұрын
    • or "vale and f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶s victims play torturous video game"

      @tree4104@tree4104 Жыл бұрын
    • Paradox needs to send them a copy of the hearts of iron board game we were promised years ago

      @silverfishofdoom1312@silverfishofdoom1312 Жыл бұрын
    • It's what we want

      @KNR90@KNR90 Жыл бұрын
  • Truly the next escalation. From Crypt, to Crypt the board game, to triple insane monopoly... the only thing more torturous could possibly be... a completely normal game of diplomacy

    @glitchwolf1384@glitchwolf1384 Жыл бұрын
    • Well, normal aside from the fact that one player is most of the time busy fighting a category 5 hurricane (and somehow still wins anyways).

      @462n@462n Жыл бұрын
    • @Dyl He captured some control points from Hurricane Ian which allowed him to win the game

      @erictheepic5019@erictheepic5019 Жыл бұрын
    • @Dyl strongest European men vs. weakest Floridian man

      @deadpan904@deadpan904 Жыл бұрын
    • This is why risk is banned in my household

      @hallway_revenant7919@hallway_revenant7919 Жыл бұрын
    • Next;: the campaign for Africa

      @evantyler8647@evantyler8647 Жыл бұрын
  • I was expecting the "extreme weather" to be an added on twist like insane monopoly, but having most players acting completely normal and just one having a bad day is a strange combination of refreshingly new and comfortably reminiscent.

    @dexterity494@dexterity494 Жыл бұрын
    • same, I was very happy with the extremely dangerous and life threatening hurricane

      @slimely9758@slimely9758 Жыл бұрын
    • Teddy was having a great day, he got to play diplomacy.

      @redkite1908@redkite1908 Жыл бұрын
    • @@redkite1908 and he won

      @remarkablysquare3216@remarkablysquare3216 Жыл бұрын
    • A devastating Category 5 hurricane never hurt anyone.

      @NeonBeeCat@NeonBeeCat10 ай бұрын
    • lmao same turns out he's in an actual hurricane like bruh playing is not that important lol

      @highdefinition450@highdefinition4504 ай бұрын
  • Vale is really getting into the Italy mindset by realizing he can't win, and just joining the winning team instead

    @alexschust8870@alexschust8870 Жыл бұрын
    • Larping hard

      @tanker00v25@tanker00v25 Жыл бұрын
    • Honestly this is just me in TI

      @elonwhatever@elonwhatever Жыл бұрын
    • Is vale secretly an italian?

      @mihael64@mihael64 Жыл бұрын
    • A fact about Italy I never fail to bring up whenever people think that their proud Italian heritage/culture makes them better than other people. Pretty much everyone has done something shameful in history so if they want to cling onto their past as a source of superiority, I know everyone's dirty laundry. Everyone sucks. Go figure.

      @naheleshiriki5496@naheleshiriki5496 Жыл бұрын
    • @@naheleshiriki5496 I take pride in my ancestors because they're dead and I think that's something we can all aspire to.

      @chaosandbunnies8291@chaosandbunnies8291 Жыл бұрын
  • “General, we are under siege. What are our orders?” “What do you mean General Teddy is drowning?”

    @zachm5485@zachm5485 Жыл бұрын
    • "The General is currently on a raft, he is messaging us through smoke signals."

      @Ghostrecall_M@Ghostrecall_M6 ай бұрын
  • So here is a fun diplomacy story My dad played it at uni. They would do one round a night and spend the rest of the day doing planning One guy thought he was pulling a fast one by alliancing with everyone in the game and keeping himself safe and waiting for it to blow over. Yet people caught on to the idea and one night everyone targeted him at the same time despite saying they would help him and he was wiped off the map He didnt talk to them for a week

    @treedude4246@treedude4246 Жыл бұрын
    • I love hearing all these stories in the comments about Diplomacy ruining people’s friendships lol

      @saddesklunch2544@saddesklunch2544 Жыл бұрын
    • Lmao because no one was going to talk to each other about him?

      @PointsofData@PointsofDataКүн бұрын
  • Honestly Teddy was playing the most authentic play-by-mail version of the game

    @omegagarry8192@omegagarry8192 Жыл бұрын
    • Play by mail?

      @mkat2325@mkat2325 Жыл бұрын
    • @@mkat2325 play by mail.

      @Hrydra@Hrydra Жыл бұрын
    • @@mkat2325 something from the old days of the Internet, you would just send the save game over by email

      @thatonejoey1847@thatonejoey1847 Жыл бұрын
    • @@thatonejoey1847 And before that by postal mail.

      @HenryVarn@HenryVarn Жыл бұрын
    • @@HenryVarn Yep, there's ancient records of people sending chess moves through mail, and Diplomacy was at one point a popular game to play this way.

      @pubcle@pubcle Жыл бұрын
  • Just the mental image of Teddy the senile 90 year old sultan swinging swords at a hurricane while Solll has to carry out his orders and become "temporary sultan of the ottoman empire" while Teddy was dead, only for him to rise from his grave with a laptop and hotspot to keep playing Diplomacy is funny beyond anything else

    @DustD.Reaper@DustD.Reaper Жыл бұрын
    • Solll is the grand vizier

      @donpollo3154@donpollo3154 Жыл бұрын
    • Honestly a badass idea for a dnd character

      @user-pd2mp8nk5g@user-pd2mp8nk5g Жыл бұрын
    • @@user-pd2mp8nk5g Everyone secretly laughed at the insane old sultan when he started swinging at the winds. They all stopped when he won.

      @Mafia200100@Mafia20010010 ай бұрын
    • @@Mafia200100 the storm slaying sultan

      @user-pd2mp8nk5g@user-pd2mp8nk5g10 ай бұрын
    • ​@@Mafia200100this is some banger mtg flavor text

      @DeviousHands@DeviousHands6 ай бұрын
  • me watching this while the worst winter storm in decades is ravaging through the us

    @Ninjahunter22@Ninjahunter22 Жыл бұрын
    • Skill issue, just get closer to the sun

      @big924@big924 Жыл бұрын
    • same lmao

      @thing420@thing420 Жыл бұрын
    • @@big924 tower of babel 2

      @_wija@_wija Жыл бұрын
    • My car's gas and oil froze solid.

      @MaChAlSAM@MaChAlSAM Жыл бұрын
    • I'm sitting next to a big wood stove and am barely not shivering

      @baronofhats9745@baronofhats9745 Жыл бұрын
  • Diplomacy is a great game, definitely worth playing IRL if you get enough strategy nerds and alcohol into the same room for an afternoon

    @MultiKommandant@MultiKommandant Жыл бұрын
    • Yeah, this looks amazing to play, I just don't have enough friends who'd also be down to play it

      @Pikaton659@Pikaton659 Жыл бұрын
    • @@Pikaton659 and time to explained the rule without discouraging it

      @randomperson4198@randomperson4198 Жыл бұрын
    • Nothing better than day drinking and board games, I’m going to have to get this set up soon. Looks like a lot of fun

      @sunriseparrabellum5505@sunriseparrabellum5505 Жыл бұрын
    • Diplomacy was created so that nerds could learn how to talk to other people

      @deeznoots6241@deeznoots6241 Жыл бұрын
    • What are the chances someone's getting glassed?

      @gdttdeggegdh5471@gdttdeggegdh5471 Жыл бұрын
  • “Its f*cking diplomacy, kill him” I feel like Vale really embraced his Machiavelli in this game

    @willdavison2898@willdavison2898 Жыл бұрын
    • Machiavale

      @PedroLucas-ix8tx@PedroLucas-ix8tx Жыл бұрын
  • I like that Rue didn't realize how big of a deal it was that he had an entire nation who basically refused to stab him in the back for most of his game.

    @MineCartable@MineCartable Жыл бұрын
  • I never did get an answer on how to change my language preference in PowerPoint

    @AChamber@AChamber Жыл бұрын
    • Click File > Options > Language. In the Set the Office Language Preferences dialog box, under Choose Display and Help Languages, choose the language that you want to use, and then select Set as Default.

      @TheLemonyOne@TheLemonyOne Жыл бұрын
    • you just do

      @monodragon@monodragon Жыл бұрын
  • Given how torturous it is, I’m surprised Vale didn’t do this earlier. I’m even more surprised he didn’t use a larger map, like Europa Renovatio

    @Iojima@Iojima Жыл бұрын
    • Inb4 next video is a 30 man game of Diplomacy

      @Imperial_Squid@Imperial_Squid Жыл бұрын
    • Europa Universalis IV: Now With Extra Backstabbing

      @AnglosArentHuman@AnglosArentHuman Жыл бұрын
    • E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

      @EEEEEEEE@EEEEEEEE Жыл бұрын
    • @@AnglosArentHuman Among EU

      @mihael64@mihael64 Жыл бұрын
    • Most of the larger maps suck. Which might actually help Vale, honestly.

      @Laachen@Laachen10 ай бұрын
  • “Congratulations, Sultan! We have finally conquered the infidels!” “... Sultan?” **Garbled Hurricane Noises**

    @KaiserTwo@KaiserTwo Жыл бұрын
  • This game is absolutely legendary when it's played in a history class with like 30 people, 5 on each team

    @skengo9817@skengo9817 Жыл бұрын
    • I feel you may have experience with this

      @corbinnicholson945@corbinnicholson945 Жыл бұрын
    • I feel like team is the wrong word... Parliament? Congress?

      @Axius27@Axius27 Жыл бұрын
    • @@Axius27 A government, if you will

      @skengo9817@skengo9817 Жыл бұрын
    • @@skengo9817 I wonder if you could add an extra layer of politics to Diplomacy by having teams vote on their next move rather than decide as a group. Not only do you have to worry about the enemies across the border, you have to also worry about the enemies within those borders too. Hmm, but to get a group large enough to make that a factor, there would be enough people in the game to fill a house of parliament. That'd be damn near untenable without a streamlined framework of operation, and it's probably a bad sign if your game requires a constitution to work properly :/

      @Axius27@Axius27 Жыл бұрын
    • ​@@Axius27 throw in the ability for players to switch or create their own team

      @Totas_funnynumber@Totas_funnynumber Жыл бұрын
  • Teddy playing in the middle of a hurricane in the most Theodore Roosevelt move ever

    @williambeisel5686@williambeisel5686 Жыл бұрын
    • It really is. Wasn't Teddy R. the one who got shot in the middle of a speech and kept fucking _going_ while security tackled the guy?

      @bengal4047@bengal40473 ай бұрын
    • ​@@bengal4047Yep, that was Roosevelt alright.

      @HeresyGremlin@HeresyGremlin2 ай бұрын
  • Fun fact about Ian, from someone who went through Ian (I'm fine btw, got very lucky): While it is *classified* as a cat 4, it was literally 2 or 3 mph away from being a cat 5! This man played Diplomacy in the middle of an almost cat 5 hurricane! Hell, the people in my area actually think it is a cat 5, because our wind speed detectors BROKE somewhere in the cat 4 speeds!

    @moonsalibi@moonsalibi Жыл бұрын
    • at landfall it was at 150 mph like ida of 2021 and laura of 2020 (i lost my house personally lol)

      @joeisreallife7729@joeisreallife7729 Жыл бұрын
    • If only you could engineer windspeed detectors that broke at _exactly_ category five. ...it would probably make sense to make slightly stronger ones that also told you _how_ category 5 it was, but still.

      @timothymclean@timothymclean Жыл бұрын
    • who the fuck is ian

      @berayberkay3999@berayberkay3999 Жыл бұрын
    • @@timothymclean I dont exactly live in a huge city or nothing, so I guess our detectors were not up to it.

      @moonsalibi@moonsalibi Жыл бұрын
    • Update about Ian, it was reclassified as a category 5 back in March

      @JinjeoEil@JinjeoEil Жыл бұрын
  • The joker running Austria hungry is pretty accurate to real life

    @ewancarothers3732@ewancarothers3732 Жыл бұрын
    • Is austria hungary just the joker of europe

      @kaiservonpanzer213@kaiservonpanzer213 Жыл бұрын
    • ​@@kaiservonpanzer213 was

      @inquisitorbenediktanders3142@inquisitorbenediktanders3142Ай бұрын
    • ​@@inquisitorbenediktanders3142 When does Austria-Hungary come back as a twink?

      @PointsofData@PointsofDataКүн бұрын
    • ​@@inquisitorbenediktanders3142 When does Austria-Hungary come back as a twink?

      @PointsofData@PointsofDataКүн бұрын
  • i love how many of these videos end with "please lets just all make this one person win so we can all be free"

    @Astar24653@Astar24653 Жыл бұрын
  • they still be molding to this day:)

    @maivioz@maivioz Жыл бұрын
    • Do you have the link to this mod?

      @amora1246@amora124610 ай бұрын
  • "You are allied to one of them, aren`t you?" "Yeah, but I don`t know wich one" Peak Diplomacy.

    @nedaraid3372@nedaraid3372 Жыл бұрын
  • Vale, fyi: 'Diplomacy' does not entail firebombing your enemies until they agree, nor does it entail throwing waves of men at the enemy until they agree.

    @trixie2558@trixie2558 Жыл бұрын
    • Worked for alexander the great tho

      @IndieTheArchivist@IndieTheArchivist Жыл бұрын
    • And stalin

      @shinyaltaria1388@shinyaltaria1388 Жыл бұрын
    • Something something history is written by the winners 🤷‍♂️

      @Imperial_Squid@Imperial_Squid Жыл бұрын
    • US in WW2 sweating

      @sontrombone6907@sontrombone6907 Жыл бұрын
    • USA moment...

      @Ronald98@Ronald98 Жыл бұрын
  • Even as the Great Wars of the 1900's reached their peak, Sultan Teddy was suddenly blessed by a divine vision, and immediately departed Istanbul, claiming he was on a holy quest. He left his trusted Grand Visier, Soll, in command of military matters until his curious sabbatical was complete. The great Sultan travelled into the remote depths of the mountains, when there discovered the monster he was tasked to slay: a great living storm that swirled and crackled with the force of pure rage incarnate. For entire days and nights, he endured the tempest, battling his way into it's eye, and there supposedly "tore out the heart of the gale". Exactly how this was accomplished remains unknown, for the Sultan never gave any greater detail of his feat, but all agree he returned home to the capital a greatly changed man. The masterful resurgence of the Empire in the years that followed was the stuff of legend in its own right. Some claim his Excellency had ascended beyond the realm of mere mortal men; the entire kingdom of Italy, or so the story goes, submitted to his rule simply at his order to do so. With the destruction of Russia, and the collapse of the Northern Allies soon thereafter, all Europe fell at last to the mighty Ottoman Empire, reborn anew amidst the fires of war. And forever after, this incredible triumph would be owed to one man above all: Sultan Teddy, The StormBreaker.

    @BaronVonMott@BaronVonMott Жыл бұрын
    • Beautiful.

      @bb010g@bb010g Жыл бұрын
    • First of all, I will not allow you to utter the name "Teddy Roosevelt" without the title "Sultan and Caliph, peace be upon his name." .

      @essexclass8168@essexclass8168 Жыл бұрын
    • I feel like teddy should change his name to the title Stormbreaker as a badge of honor for this

      @kamiriniko@kamiriniko Жыл бұрын
    • I'm leaving this reply so I can laugh at this comment when I annually delete a bunch of my comments.

      @iainoftheizzetleague9850@iainoftheizzetleague98509 ай бұрын
    • @@iainoftheizzetleague9850 Hello!

      @polygontower@polygontower4 ай бұрын
  • I love this game so much. Played it in AP European History class in high school as France. Our class was divided into groups of 3, except my group, which had 2. Most of my friends were Germany, and most of my partner's friends were Britain. Very quickly Germany, France, Russia, and Italy (who we forced to join) formed the Quadruple Alliance to take out Britain. Over the course of the game the Quadruple Alliance slowly wore down Britain and left Austria to die at the hands of the Ottomans. In true European fashion, after the Asian power had weakened Austria, The Quad Alliance stole most of the land. As we approached the final turn, Germany proposed an "intervention" into Russia. This left their western border completely undefended. Iirc, Germany had 6 supply centers, and when the map updated after the last turn, 3 of them became French. My friend who led Germany was so stunned by the betrayal he wouldn't talk to me for a while after that. I told my teacher to give my partner a free A because I didn't let her play the game because she constantly wanted to be friends with Britain and the British tried to use her as a spy.

    @LordDesolator777@LordDesolator777 Жыл бұрын
    • Yoo, someone else who played it in AP Euro! My game had the class split into trios for each country, my team got England. After going for Norway first, I was able to convince the others to go for St. Petersburg. Somehow this was unresisted and glorious Albion purple went up over the map. Undefendable, yes, but at the time very satisfying to see. But then I was unable to convince the other two to build fleets, and they insisted on building up the British army instead. Needless to say any chance of further expansion went up in smoke. I have never facepalmed so hard in a board game since.

      @MasterObservato@MasterObservato Жыл бұрын
    • So did you do it all in one day or was it one turn a day and you could do scheming outside of class?

      @MudakTheMultiplier@MudakTheMultiplier Жыл бұрын
    • @@MudakTheMultiplier In my case, we had one session and we played maybe 4 turns only? So hardly enough time to finish a game but we had to move on

      @MasterObservato@MasterObservato Жыл бұрын
    • E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

      @EEEEEEEE@EEEEEEEE Жыл бұрын
    • @@MudakTheMultiplier We played it over the course of a few months. I think we played it on every friday once a week. We would have the entire 40-ish minute class period for a turn. Don't remember what year we ended on, but we ran out of time when the semester was wrapping up.

      @LordDesolator777@LordDesolator777 Жыл бұрын
  • Teddy trying negotiate with Vale after screwing him over was so funny.

    @cluelesswanderer@cluelesswanderer Жыл бұрын
  • My favorite thing about this is how maivi could've done a stalemate, but because of a backstab early on in the game, she then backstabbed them both so teddy could win with the hurricane in the background

    @phantomgaming7544@phantomgaming7544 Жыл бұрын
  • 46:55 The idea of someone playing with an inaccurate map is funny to me. And part of me thinks that if Vale does another video on Diplomacy that he could torture people with that. Like, imagine if Vale (the torturer) is the only person moving the pieces and everyone else is making their turns based on 1 turn old screenshots. It'd probably be incredibly scuffed but it's an amusing thought.

    @GreenestLegion@GreenestLegion Жыл бұрын
    • They could just draw on the image to get the current state with reasonable accuracy. There might be a few miscommunications but I dont expect too many mistakes to happen that way. Wouldnt change the game that much. How about "fog of war" instead? I.e. instead of seeing the whole map you only see your tiles and the tiles next to your borders. And you dont see all the orders, instead you only get told the actions that happen in the tiles you can see. Would lead to a lot of "interesting" social dynamics because in order to get a grasp on the state of the game you have to trust other nations to relay their information to you.

      @Cenodis@Cenodis Жыл бұрын
    • @@Cenodisisn’t that just CIV?

      @PixelRockett@PixelRockett Жыл бұрын
    • @@PixelRockett CIV without unit spam and economy being absolute king, but yes you could just decide to setup said game in civ on instant mode and everyone can only unlock certain things per turn and build certain things per turn.

      @dabestgrimmreaper4@dabestgrimmreaper4 Жыл бұрын
    • magic the noah did smth similar to this but the players never got to see the board

      @IneptMonkey@IneptMonkey11 ай бұрын
    • ​@@IneptMonkey Was just about to suggest that vid; I love it to death. Nobody escapes the McDonalds playplace

      @bengal4047@bengal40473 ай бұрын
  • Maivi is my favourite of Vale's friends. I find she works with his shenanigans well

    @MrsProudlyCanadian@MrsProudlyCanadian Жыл бұрын
  • Color Text Guide: Vale: White Lynx: Mint green Maivi: Pink PedeJo: Really pale orange Dyno: Purple Rue: Green Teddy: Yellow Solll: Brown

    @cheyannegiles9772@cheyannegiles9772 Жыл бұрын
  • I want to see you play Risk 2210 with ALL of the fan-made expansion maps. Have the entire group fight from one end of the solar system to the other. The video would have to be about two hours long.

    @_Phoenyx_@_Phoenyx_ Жыл бұрын
    • Wait that's a thing? Oh my god I'm so excited

      @justiceforjoggers2897@justiceforjoggers2897 Жыл бұрын
    • @@justiceforjoggers2897 The game? Yes. Will they play it? Probably not, but we can only hope.

      @_Phoenyx_@_Phoenyx_ Жыл бұрын
    • The amount of dice rolling will be the torturous part

      @equilintogo5378@equilintogo5378 Жыл бұрын
    • Risk on its own is already an objectively torturous and shit board game

      @Brent-jj6qi@Brent-jj6qi Жыл бұрын
  • Recorded in an hurricane, released in an icestorm, poetic.

    @larpingcat1897@larpingcat1897 Жыл бұрын
  • The best part of playing War Thunder is that you will instantly lose the torture board game. And won't have to sit and lose your mind for 8 hours in table top sim

    @NovelPond@NovelPond Жыл бұрын
    • War Thunder itself is a torture game, of which I have almost 300 hours and have uninstalled and reinstalled probably 10 times now

      @hedgeearthridge6807@hedgeearthridge6807 Жыл бұрын
    • @@hedgeearthridge6807 best Way to descibe WT is as a toxic love hate relationship

      @NovelPond@NovelPond Жыл бұрын
    • @@NovelPond as a person nearing 2k hours and around the same amount of money spent, I couldn't agree with your statement more

      @sinblio1413@sinblio1413 Жыл бұрын
    • @@NovelPond as a man with 5000 hours in WT, i can confirm

      @Zyppah.@Zyppah. Жыл бұрын
    • And now I’m playing it cause of boredom

      @israfelsnead2132@israfelsnead2132 Жыл бұрын
  • The hardest part of diplomacy is getting together the people to play a full game. Idk how you did it.

    @Kats_9@Kats_9 Жыл бұрын
    • If you're on an Android device, I'd recommend trying out Conspiracy, It's Diplomacy but the standard turn timer is 24 hours.

      @SJohann@SJohann Жыл бұрын
    • Its not the first time we’ve played it, every couple months we do a game

      @dynamo8846@dynamo8846 Жыл бұрын
    • My group has only ever managed to play one game with Italy. Normally it’s just the 6 player game, which is still great but it’s just not quite the same.

      @Kats_9@Kats_9 Жыл бұрын
    • @@dynamo8846 WOW just wanted to say thank you for keeping your subscriptions public. I'm almost all the way through and never have I seen a funnier list. Bless your heart!

      @Alex-tx2dh@Alex-tx2dh Жыл бұрын
    • It helps when everyone is a content creator where doing this kind of thing is literally their job.

      @FanNotANerd@FanNotANerd Жыл бұрын
  • "Aw, but I just made an agreement with Dyno... I'd feel so ba..." "Just backstab him, it's fucking diplomacy, kill him!" I love this group.

    @shilohmagic7173@shilohmagic7173 Жыл бұрын
  • Diplomacy is also one of those games where you can create absolutely bonkers Valefisk-level variants that increase the suffering even further

    @liamcallahan9693@liamcallahan9693 Жыл бұрын
    • The guy who made 5D chess (with multiversal time-travel) pitched the way 5D Diplomacy could work and what the rules would be to make the game function. However, such a game does not yet exist, perhaps for the best.

      @pizzajoke3561@pizzajoke3561 Жыл бұрын
    • @@pizzajoke3561 As someone who has played 5D Chess (w/ Multiversal Time-Travel), I can just barely grasp the concept of what a “5D Diplomacy (w/ Multiversal Time-Travel)” would look like, and it terrifies me.

      @chinsaw2727@chinsaw2727 Жыл бұрын
    • @@chinsaw2727 I bought 5D Chess w/ Multiversal Time-Travel for a singular reason, and that was so that I could play a "normal" game of chess with my unsuspecting cousin and then checkmate him out of nowhere by time traveling and laugh. I played it a little bit, while I can easily understand the rules actually figuring out how to play it effectively feels almost insurmountable with an incredible amount of time investment. 5D diplomacy sounds ungodly.

      @pubcle@pubcle9 ай бұрын
  • “Once I realize I have zero chance of winning, I attach myself to the winner.” Vale saw he was playing italy and decided to use their most used strategy

    @_Narc@_Narc Жыл бұрын
  • I feel that energy Teddy has. During Ian, I attended a Discord D&D game like nothing was even happening.

    @RealMothman98@RealMothman98 Жыл бұрын
  • These kinds of videos take so long to come out, but they're so very worth it. Even more surprising is your victims seem to agree to their suffering.

    @Mesarthim@Mesarthim Жыл бұрын
    • it’s that effect when captives fall in love with their perpetrator

      @Zuinator@Zuinator Жыл бұрын
    • @@Zuinator Stockholm syndrome i think is the name

      @trysixtysnipeco@trysixtysnipeco Жыл бұрын
    • i believe they call this stockholm syndrome

      @jotaro7736@jotaro7736 Жыл бұрын
  • Vales relationship with everyone: Allies: Yes Enemies: *Also yes*

    @airforce4224@airforce4224 Жыл бұрын
  • Teddy is always like radioing in from the most cursed scenarios. First its the hoi game, now this.

    @Tag573@Tag573 Жыл бұрын
  • "It's the fucking Joker running Austria-Hungary"

    @jythmivena6617@jythmivena6617 Жыл бұрын
  • A Valefisk video that's 1.5 hours long? What a treat

    @thejojomonado3647@thejojomonado3647 Жыл бұрын
  • "This is getting too intense for me" "It's TALKING" Lynx is just like me

    @nalan122@nalan122 Жыл бұрын
  • I didn’t get to play this game very often, but some of my favorite memories are reading the orders, which occasionally included an order to "walk into the Atlantic with lead boots," or one instance of someone falsifying the orders of another player which they would have gotten away with if they didn’t sign their note card. Wish I had the chance to play Diplomacy more, thanks for the vid!

    @Truly_Rudly@Truly_Rudly Жыл бұрын
    • Let's die together

      @krystofkarda7395@krystofkarda7395 Жыл бұрын
  • Hey who's gonna tell him about the board game World Deplomacy. It's like the normal game of Diplomacy but there's like 28 different countries and it takes about a month or longer to play

    @generalbacon7476@generalbacon7476 Жыл бұрын
    • That terrifies me

      @Corhal09@Corhal09 Жыл бұрын
    • There is a championship diplomacy game was played from 2001 - 2004. A game about ww1 took nearly as long as ww1 to complete.

      @OhhiBukai@OhhiBukai Жыл бұрын
    • ​@@OhhiBukai Who won

      @ladywaffle2210@ladywaffle22107 ай бұрын
    • @@ladywaffle2210 There was a different one from 2012-2016. It ended in a stalemate with Italy in first, Germany in second with Austria, and Russia in third. (Able to search it up if you want.)

      @jokewhygaming4173@jokewhygaming41733 ай бұрын
    • Pretty sure it was a draw.

      @FishwicksREAL@FishwicksREAL2 ай бұрын
  • I love how these all end with Vale and Maivi conspiring to go to end the game and sleep.

    @victorianmagnet9308@victorianmagnet9308 Жыл бұрын
  • As the pasha of the Ottoman Empire this feels like i win.

    @Solll0@Solll0 Жыл бұрын
  • 56:54 “no I’m not negotiating, did you notice” is my favourite libe

    @The_Angry_Kat@The_Angry_Kat Жыл бұрын
  • I have an idea for a torture (or at least chaotic) version of diplomacy: **Diplomania:** Each of the countries has two players NEITHER of which can talk to each other. Each turn flip a coin to see who controls the nation this turn (or just swap each turn) including the "diplomacy (scheming) and play the game as usual. Let the complete chaos of 7 nations with split personalities, none of which have any idea what the other is scheming/planning, ensue.

    @blazichaos7181@blazichaos7181 Жыл бұрын
    • More insane version of this: Council for each nation. Each nation has 3-4 people as a group. One person is allowed to write the card. The other two can try to win normally (for reduced points due to not being commanding officer), or undermine the card writer in attempt to steal leadership.

      @FishwicksREAL@FishwicksREAL2 ай бұрын
  • somebody needs to turn this into an animated timelapse of the map

    @ThatOneGoatGuy@ThatOneGoatGuy Жыл бұрын
  • I love how vale made an entire animation setup for this instead of using backstabber or something similar that already exists. All you really have to explain is black orders worked and red orders failed.

    @solsystem1342@solsystem1342 Жыл бұрын
  • Maivi, Lynx, and PedeJo were so concerned with constant backstabbing that they consistently worked against their own interests

    @nikorasu_karasu@nikorasu_karasu11 ай бұрын
  • I love how at some point the game shifted to “trying to make Teddy win so we can go to bed”

    @themysticarcher3313@themysticarcher331311 ай бұрын
  • Hey, could also be an awesome game in a snowstorm. New York is getting buried right now and I'm happy that we are currently watching your video and staying warm and safe.

    @windraker007@windraker007 Жыл бұрын
    • I was at new york yesterday and today and it was not snowing

      @masterjbt@masterjbt Жыл бұрын
    • @@masterjbt They mean upstate

      @ImperialVictory@ImperialVictory Жыл бұрын
    • It's from PA to Niagara Falls / erie and niagara counties.

      @windraker007@windraker007 Жыл бұрын
    • @@masterjbt ITS -8 AND SNOWING WTF U MEAN

      @slimely9758@slimely9758 Жыл бұрын
    • @@ImperialVictory ah

      @masterjbt@masterjbt Жыл бұрын
  • I love Rue's defense of "you left me defenseless and ... Austria-Hungary?" because yeah, being Austria-Hungary really is a poor state to leave someone in

    @lumpman5109@lumpman510910 ай бұрын
  • Watching this while at break when it’s -40 degrees outside. Wonderful

    @maxwellweiss9849@maxwellweiss9849 Жыл бұрын
    • Celsius or Fahrenheit?

      @strych9ines@strych9ines Жыл бұрын
    • @@strych9ines Doesn't matter. -40 C is -40 F.

      @erictheepic5019@erictheepic5019 Жыл бұрын
    • @@erictheepic5019 -40 degrees kelvin :)

      @monochrome3168@monochrome3168 Жыл бұрын
    • @@erictheepic5019 oh wow! you got the joke! congrats.

      @strych9ines@strych9ines Жыл бұрын
  • Okay but like seriously this game actually seems so fun

    @berlinerooskapenaar@berlinerooskapenaar Жыл бұрын
    • I thought that until they were playing for 5 and a half hours

      @Charliehopper684@Charliehopper68410 ай бұрын
  • Can't believe Vale managed to get a hurricane going in order to torture people this time

    @gaslitgames@gaslitgames Жыл бұрын
  • *"I don't need power for my internet, my internet is not real"* ~Teddy Roosevelt

    @DeadPerfection@DeadPerfection Жыл бұрын
  • The weather outside is frightful, the weather in the video is frightful, the screams are delightful

    @weirdowithaninternetconnec9136@weirdowithaninternetconnec9136 Жыл бұрын
  • Can recommend the app version "conspiracy" of this game. Has some more gamemodes and a lot of other maps, while most of it is very practically automated

    @f3tsch906@f3tsch906 Жыл бұрын
    • Went and downloaded that app after this video, ran into like three other people that read your comment, lol

      @DJLite4011@DJLite4011 Жыл бұрын
    • @@DJLite4011 nice

      @f3tsch906@f3tsch906 Жыл бұрын
  • If Valefisk is a fan of the multiplayer boardgame format of simultaneous turn resolution, deliberately constrained resources and moves, secret alliances being necessary but betrayal being inevitable due to a sole winner - I think he'd be a fan of the Solium Infernum remake when it launches. It's a hex-based simultaneous strategy game set in a Paradise Lost inspired hell, one that is both intensely bureaucratic and prone to horrible violence and treachery. Eg you can't just go to war on your own, you need to manufacture a causus belli as an excuse to start a parliament-sanctioned vendetta. Sometimes your turn log can even lie to you if someone has specced into the deceit power set. You unfortunately can't get the original anymore - but the full 3D remake is launching sometime next year. kzhead.info/sun/ebuae6ejpZVpbKs/bejne.html "To reign is worth ambition Though in this place of darkness made visible Better to rule in hell / than serve in heaven"

    @cytokindness@cytokindness Жыл бұрын
  • Maivi, seconds in: “I will hold this grudge…!” Judging by the ChatGPT video, she did, in fact, hold that grudge

    @delta138_zam@delta138_zam Жыл бұрын
  • "They were like "No, don't bother even trying to negotiate with him. It's not worth it." No, it's the fucking Joker running Austria-Hungary" _- Emperor Valefisk of Italy, Diplomacy_ [11:29]

    @X-SPONGED@X-SPONGED Жыл бұрын
  • Teddy's playing in a Cat 5 Hurricane and I'm watching this in a -40 degree Blizzard, how fitting

    @Mini1124@Mini1124 Жыл бұрын
    • This video is a disaster

      @IRandomness@IRandomnessАй бұрын
  • Can confirm diplomacy is an amazing game. Our teachers had to put a ban on even mentioning it in class because kids were negotiating and discussing tactics during lessons

    @Q_z_@Q_z_ Жыл бұрын
  • Ah yes, hurricane Ian gameplay. Did some of that myself, was the only apartment block around to not have a power outage. The “aren’t you in the middle of a hurricane” messages were gold

    @zephyrod7307@zephyrod7307 Жыл бұрын
  • Ah yes, the diplomacy digital board game. Also know as HOI4. Thank you KZhead

    @beepbop6542@beepbop6542 Жыл бұрын
    • what game lets him play all of the board games?

      @tlbcanine3748@tlbcanine3748 Жыл бұрын
    • @@tlbcanine3748 tabletop simulator

      @brokenspike2768@brokenspike276811 ай бұрын
  • Vale and Maivi being goblins together made my day somehow xd

    @Azrazel_qwp@Azrazel_qwp Жыл бұрын
  • Love how Vale realizes halfway through that the real victory is not having to play the game anymore.

    @Spiney09@Spiney0910 ай бұрын
  • I had to play a game of Diplomacy for a grade in a college class. I got Italy, and despite being the worst option statistically, I managed to dominate the board and win.

    @xaviermatheson9406@xaviermatheson9406 Жыл бұрын
  • 38:08 I love how in the span of seconds, this went from anger to confusion to humor on Lynx's behalf.

    @FurryWrecker911@FurryWrecker911 Жыл бұрын
  • I like when you explain what happens, please don’t be scared to do it too much it’s easier to follow, love the simplistic map you made too

    @coffeebreakwithbenji357@coffeebreakwithbenji357 Жыл бұрын
  • Valefisk: loves to torture his friends also Valefisk: loves diplomacy yeah this makes perfect sense

    @thewingedporpoise@thewingedporpoise Жыл бұрын
  • The deal making of this game is like Catan, you're not exactly willing to trade with your enemy but you have to if you want to win, so everyone is begrudgingly working together.

    @FixedKarma@FixedKarma Жыл бұрын
  • From TVTropes: "A Gambit Pileup involves two or more people with completely separate agendas each hatching complicated plans. The storyline is thrown into chaos and even the most savvy fans can't predict how it will all end. Be prepared to make a flow diagram to keep up with everyone's scheme."

    @polarvortex6496@polarvortex6496 Жыл бұрын
  • "A man will nearly die in a hurricane, it's completely worth it." Big oil be like.

    @alansmithee419@alansmithee419 Жыл бұрын
  • The tags in the description are the ultimate motto of this channel. “Pain, Gaming, Valefisk”

    @fbihorse@fbihorse Жыл бұрын
  • Only 25 minutes in and Teddy is already the MVP. "Fuck you Hurricane, I wanna play Deplomacy!"

    @StepperBox@StepperBox Жыл бұрын
  • "We're both shitboxes. What if we work together to make one *giant* shitbox?" That's probably the best strategery I've ever heard.

    @snafubar447@snafubar447 Жыл бұрын
  • 1:21:04 "Sprung" "Harvest" *LOL* You know they've been playing for a while now 😂

    @SebHaarfagre@SebHaarfagre Жыл бұрын
  • "Give me a map! Give me an accurate map! I need an updated map to play!" "This map won't load! Where are your units?!"

    @daverapp@daverapp Жыл бұрын
  • Did you hear of the tragedy of Tsar Dyno of Russia?

    @dynamo8846@dynamo8846 Жыл бұрын
  • Hurricane Diplomacy is a thankless task. In part because hurricanes are never willing to negotiate.

    @SephirothRyu@SephirothRyu4 ай бұрын
  • This is incredible. The dedication to play in horrible weather

    @XTempestBuster@XTempestBuster Жыл бұрын
  • Fun video but there were exactly 3 mistakes during the game During Spring 1903 (31:59 - 35:32), Dyno moved F Rum-Sev and A Sev-Rum, this constitutes a mutual attack where neither unit gets through, however in the game they were allowed to pass through another, against the rules During Winter 1906 (around 1:04:37), Teddy inexplicably built an army in Bulgaria, which he shouldn't be able to do, as you can only build in your home centers (Constantinople, Smyrna, Ankara), so again a rule violation Starting Winter 1908 (around 1:15:23), Lynx apparently built an army in Marseilles, despite the fact he should've *disbanded* a unit that winter turn, being 2 units above what he should've had. This discrepancy goes down in Winter 1909 (around 1:18:55) to 1 unit too much, but never disappears, going through Winter 1910 and Winter 1911 unpunished for his extra unit.

    @maxpis4412@maxpis44124 ай бұрын
  • As a Grand strategy buff this game's mere existence makes me incredibly happy

    @bobbacon1398@bobbacon1398 Жыл бұрын
  • 04:00 I'm reliably informed that being right in the middle of a hurricane is where you *want* to be, so this is fine.

    @ewanhogg3068@ewanhogg3068 Жыл бұрын
  • If Only Teddy knew that internet is still powered even if no power is supplied to fusebox and he only needs to find a power source for his router (AA Batteries)

    @chromiumos4114@chromiumos4114 Жыл бұрын
  • I remember playing this back in highschool and I've never lost so many friends playing a god damn board game in one sitting.

    @steveroyal6229@steveroyal6229 Жыл бұрын
  • 11:40 "It's the fucking Joker running Austria-Hungary." *Nervous Conrad Hotzendorf sounds*

    @Adamant_Consternation@Adamant_Consternation Жыл бұрын
  • Me, a Floridian hearing that a player was in the middle if a hurricane: (0-o-0) Bonus: Hurricane, as a "technical difficulty"

    @Cirib1n@Cirib1n Жыл бұрын
  • I'm going to take 100 seconds to explain the game. It's actualy quite easy to understand. Here you see the poster for the movie Rio in the ottoman terretory.

    @Ollidol@Ollidol Жыл бұрын
  • Teddy playing on his laptop with his Hotspot during Ian might be the most Florida thing to happen in a video

    @thelostcause7983@thelostcause79833 ай бұрын
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