a very important video about fixing your schedule
2023 ж. 22 Қаз.
200 290 Рет қаралды
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Their reaction to Trent showing up is pretty much how everyone feels when Trent shows up in a video
I was thinking the same thing
The first time I saw him I didn’t like him but realized that was a self reflection of how shitty I felt about myself
@@Chopper140glad you could learn and grow, friend
Look, I'm not gonna say Trent makes every video he's in worse... Because that would be a lie. Every video can only be made better by his appearance.
Not gonna lie, Trent carries ...whatever he happens to be doing at the moment.
I gotta tell you I'm incredibly envious of Trent's ability to go to sleep simply by announcing that he will indeed go to sleep.
That sort of confidence comes from years of practice. It’s got to be regular practice, too. You can’t just blow it off until Friday and cram it into one day. Believe me, I’ve tried.
You have to be careful with this. For 3 years now, I can't fall asleep unless I can loudly announce it to someone in the room with me. It doesn't work it it's over the phone, even by Skype.
Have you tried announcing that you will sleep?
@@reallyanotheruser7290oh god!!! Is this how it's supposed to have been done the whole time!!!
@@reallyanotheruser7290 You sleep like a baby when you loudly announce you are sleeping. But it's weird - almost like it is habit forming, as it becomes harder to sleep without announcing it loudly. If you don't fall asleep right away, it can always be that you weren't loud enough. Also, it needs to be someone you feel comfortable sleeping in front of.
I would undoubtedly watch a full-length feature film featuring only these three characters doing exactly nothing
Not even talking. Heck, they don’t even have to appear on screen, which could save costs on portraying them doing exactly nothing. Hopefully on Amazon Prime because I don’t have Netflix.
@@MarcosElMalo2 hopefully on Netflix because I don’t have Amazon Prime
@@MarcosElMalo2that's about the level of quality to expect from amazon prime indie films lmao
I agree lol. You should watch Joel's films hour long films. They're well written. My favorite one is 'Pretend That You Love Me' and 'Forget About Everything for Awhile' 👍
I literally thought the same thing lol
In an alternate universe, this came out in 1958 and would radically change the course of both cinema and Hollywood forever.
Oh I thought this was Wes Anderson
@@michelepreta3339Have we ever seen Wes Anderson and Joel in the same place?
@@shytendeakatamanoir9740I did. In a bar in Coahuila in 2021. They did not get along AT ALL.
@@jeremytitus9519 was Trent there though?
@michelepreta3339 What about the third guy (I don't know his name someone please enlighten me)
I love that Trent's morning starts with calling Joel's mother.
I was hoping Joel called him out with, “you call my mom??” And Trent would just casually reply “yeah” like it’s not a big deal at all.
I think it’s the hidden lore. Joel obviously knew this based on his reaction and had a deep resentment for Trents character and how happy he was all the time. Just playing but good video to start the day
Joel’s videos consistently do things: 1) entertain me 2) make me unsure if I really got it
There's no it. If you think you get it, you don't.
@@qwqwqwqw99if you can't explain what it is or isn't then I'm not sure you get it either. It's ok for Joel's fans to think about this as throw away entertainment or modern art. I personally think about it more as the latter and under that lens I look for deeper meaning into the cultural significance and underlaying messages. But I can definitely tell when Joel has put something more in there even if I didn't "get it."
Did you see something in there? Did you relate? Did you laugh? If you answered yes to these or any other questions like them, then you got it!
Yes, there is something to get. I never laugh at his videos, I still love them.
@@uncannydeduction I didn't say there was nothing to get, I said there's no it.
“Alex can i talk to you?” “Sure thing” “Leonard I don’t wanna alarm you”😂
Leonard Alex. I've known, like, 7 Leonard Alexes. Totally normal.
I know a couple Alex Leonards, but no Leonard Alexes.
potato, tomato
If you asked me before this video how I felt, I bet I would have been feeling like a number 2 (a big ol' turd), but after watching, I'm feeling like a king
I'm feeling like a (turns up a 9) ...wait, no (flips through deck in awkward silence)
Like shit from a butt?
At least... I'm not Trent.
wholesome comment
like a big shit from the butt
Whoever had the brilliant idea to have the simultaneous shouting at Trent at the end is a genius
Was that not improv?
@@imaverageatgamesbutimostly3431my improv coach taught me two rules: 1) "yes, and" 2) call Trent a cock sucker
Poor Trent needed a hug after that
Amen
@imaverageatgamesbutimostly3431 no you're right, everything is improv on this channel. I remember that one video where Joel was tucking in his friend and started reciting Charlotte's web from memory. That was some impressive improv.
Unironically, the video's premise that you feel better when you have a schedule and healthier lifestyle is pretty bang on
Eh.... Still not gunna do that...
@@marshallgibson7817 I will
@@marshallgibson7817too much effort, am I right?
I am both of these comments
Joel, Trent, and Leonard are back with another banger that makes a person wonder why the hell they're friends in the first place
Wait, why does Joel play Joel, Trent play Trent but you Alex play Leonard?
@@gabrielwag too many questions plz stop it’s not going to end well for you if you don’t stop
@@gabrielwagdon’t worry there was a brief Alex cameo around the 2 minute mark
I love how Trent is just standing in the background smiling like an NPC while they talk shit about him 6 feet away.
This never happened and you can't prove it to me!
they put a man on pause
Zach Morris time out@@roceifin
That was the moment I decided I needed to share this vid with someone
You're beaming bright like a bright li... you're beaming bright like a
I loved that delivery.😂
If only we could have seen the whole 8 hours of Trent sleeping.
It would be like Andy Warhol crossed with Andy Warhol.
do what I did, pause the video for eight hours. It's a commitment, but you really get the impact of the original production.
@@jonanderson3050 i just tried this, but on 2x speed. so i got the full effect in 4 hours
@@noiseisgold3n42 valid, but only if it fucked your sleep schedule
It is good to imagine Trent unphased by negativity, also a critical part of his schedule
It's *c r i t i c a l*
I was not ready for the choreographed “you fucked our sleep schedule” bit
simply peak comedy
5:42
I howled laughing. I never howled laughed before in my life. I didnt even know it was possible.
Yeah, I lost it. That's my default notification sound now.
_"The thought of a hearty breakfast beckons me!"_ I'm definitely using that one 😂
WOW, This fixed my sleeping schedule, and helped me get the courage to call Joel's Mom! Thanks!
whenever I see Trent in a video, I audibly shout "Trent!"
Me too. I always click on the thumbnails with Trent in them.
Joel's videos feel like when you walk through someone's living room and you momentarily watch their TV
YES!
Okay, this might be my favourite Joel Haver video of the year.
I'm gonna take Trent's advice here! Next time someone challenges me on who's sponsoring my what, instead of arguing and fighting, I'll just sneeze!
"Shit from a butt." had me cackling
Thespian Trent deserves all the Oscars.
“Promise you won’t be mad? I just got nominated for all the oscars” - Trent probably
“Boy don’t I know it” - Leonard really hit the nose with that one
This feels like an extended good long pee video
like one of those pees that happen when you wake up a little too early and it just keeps going
Part of getting a full 8 hours of rest is taking a good long pee before going to bed.
Is this canon?
Late comment but I hope Joel sees it: I feel like you really have hit your stride. That's probably obvious given the view counts, but almost every recent video has been like music. You're making content that is wholly unique and fun. I feel like your earlier short work was always you (and all the others), so authentic, but not quite as refined, well-paced or executed as it is now. This is probably my favorite short you've made. It's above what words can describe but something about the pacing and tone gives it this feeling that the next thing that happens is always off-beat from whatever was going on before. And Trent's playing a style of character he doesn't normally play and killing it. It's all so good, great job man. You're one of the most original, authentic, and wholesome content creators to come out of the last few years.
Thanks for the kind words, ultranipple! I’ve been having a lot of fun always experimenting and pushing my style and I really enjoy the current form it takes. Just great fun with friends through and through and I’m glad that comes across :)
@@Joel-Havercan't help but imagine you thanking someone named ultranipple IRL and it makes me chuckle 😂
I love this low stakes, low stimulation and yet highly engaging content. I dont feel like someone has my attention in a chokehold, I just feel like im hanging out with the weirdo friends. Thank you Joel
1:39 I can't tell if that was part of the script or if he actually messed up his line read but they just kept it in
After this, I am going right to my scheduling agency to change my schedule. Thanks Joel shaver!
Trent really is a player character in this one. NPCs drop what they are doing to give him an enthusiastic greeting, he is able to immediately start sleeping for exactly 8 hours and wake up completely energized, while the NPCs who he initiated dialogue with wait that whole time just so that they can complain about it to him when he finally wakes up.
This video is giving “the machine holding you hostage in a simulated reality is malfunctioning” vibes
I've said it once and I'll say it again. Joel is the only one on KZhead making live action cartoons.
Notice how he doesn't scroll through social media for an hour before going to sleep. That part is imperative.
Finally an actual tutorial that’ll work for me! Thank you Joel, now I don’t have to make dog and chicken sounds when I wake up at 2 pm everyday
Im terrified that everyone around me is going to start acting like this.
Trent’s vain attempt at hiding a devilish grin whilst falling asleep got me good
Thank you for this important video! I might not have a sword for home invasions, but at least I’m not Trent.
“Like shit, from a butt” This was a great watch, thank you so much. Went down avenues of humor that I normally only experience when talking to my friend
well there we have it, the new best sketch from joel haver. it was just that easy. a schedule
That shot of Trent smiling blankly at the wall between their faces is a masterpiece. Also I now want to write up a schedule for my normal day in the style of a formal programme.
Being able to switch into standby mode is a sure way to get through your day!
This video really made me think about the democratisation of suffering throughout human history. If only we were motivated positively when other people did well instead of putting ourselves down. Now I’m gonna keep Depressedly watching videos on my phone
Amazing cameo by Steven Seagal at 1:17!
Your videos have a special place in my heart Keep the love going!
Is it like, your aorta, or maybe the lower ventricle or whatever (I'm not a doctor)
Whoa! I really like this pacing and editing! Great work!
This was so helpful. I really fixed my schedule. Thanks joel
This was inspirational. Thanks, Trent, for showing us the way to a happy life. Don't listen to the haters!
6:00 gratitude journal. Reflect on the hardships I’ve overcome 6:15 cardio. Treadmill and listen to my favorite podcasts. Taste blood. That’s probably normal 6:45 cold shower. Sasquatch man soap for men. Feel confident in my purchase decisions 6:47 bulletproof coffee and granola bars. Glycemic index on point 7:00 start work 7:00pm rising anxiety that I’m not productive enough. There’s a pit in my stomach that gets heavier each day. And the days go by faster and faster. I must not be realizing my full potential. Order self help books with smiling men in suits on the cover. “The Princeton rule to reaching your goals” “Dr. Oz’s three foods to feel happier” “How to maximize value for shareholders” 8:15 gratitude journal
Is this what life in America is like
You might not always know what your watching with Joel Haver, but it is always exactly what you need.
that disgusting blink sound at 0:22 was completely unnecessary. Keep it up Joel 💪
I really needed this video. Thanks!❤
I feel like the spirit of Tim and Eric live on in sketches like this.
I always gain the nicest smile from watching these videos. You bring me great joy gentlemen. I am proud to be a subscriber ❤
This sketch felt very... _normal._
Awesome video once again!! Love it. Great start of my day! ❤
this was SUCH a good video, very glad I watched it c: thank you Joel
For me i feel more like a Joker
Do you feel more like the Mark Hamill, the Jack Nicholson, the Heath Ledger, or the Joaquin Phoenix version?
@@MarcosElMalo2 what about Gregg Turkington's Joker
@@MarcosElMalo2 I'd say Heath Ledger
Leonard being simultaneously both Alex and Leonard is pretty deep stuff
“Alex can I talk to you a second?” “Sure thing” “Leonard I don’t want to alarm you” Got me wayyy more than it should have lol
I love these candid behind the scenes videos.
Favorite episode in a long time. Especially Trent talking to himself in a narrator perspective. I don't know why that tickles me so well
this video changed my life
I'm loving the sound and screenplay on this one lol the extra sound effects really make it
This might be one of my top 3's. Amazing work as always Joel, you made me laugh on a really tough day. Thanks as always.
I don't know this feels like the perfect video to watch while procrastinating
It's fantastic that Trent's doin great and all but he really should be hydrating properly
also very nice how he calls Joels mom every morning
I would watch 16 hours of Trent going about his day and narrating everything he does in that voice
Seconding this. We need to see the full production of "Trent's New Schedule" in all its uninterrupted splendor. Or at least release the script so someone can bring it to the big stage.
I love Joel so glad to have another video
Joel trying so hard not to laugh during that unison take.
Trent inspires me to narrate every waking moment.
The editing on this one is so on point.
Man, whenever I feel low on inspiration, I know I can always come to your videos and get inspired. Wonderful video as always Joel!!!
Well, I can tell you that my schedule for catching your videos doesn't need fixing.
Apparently same, I just checked if there was a new Joel video like 30 minutes ago and ended up watching the leprechaun one and now here's this! :)
Trent is about to single-handedly motivate me to healthier habits.
this is genuinely one of the best shorts you all have made - glorious
This is one of my favourite videos you have made :)
I feel like shit from a butt a lot. Thank you for putting it into words.
Getting 8 hours a night is vital to feeling normal.
What card is that?
How about 7 and 1/2?
Fantastic work guys
This was beautiful.
I laughed so much it's embarrassing. And normally I would hate those kind of, let's call them, "fast-content" packed with gag, absurdism and the weird kind of ugliness. normally. but I can't hate goodlongpee. It's so good that it's never long enough
Thanks, Trent, for showing us the importance of perseverance in the face of homophobic slurs.
your best work to date, definitely
the editing is so good
First comment
Sure are pal
i love you guys so much, what a masterpiece
My god. This is an amazing piece of art.
i think this is my new top favorite video of yours
This is one of my favorite films yet, another classic GoodLongPee production
The way the "Trent" audio repeated has my greasin rn ❤🎉
This is the best video ive seen in a long time
Joel Haver's videos are very nice and entertaining to watch. Great work here!😌
This was so schedule. I really fixed my Helpful. Thanks joel
This is a masterpiece
This video is just pure genius, glued to my seat watching it all the way through. I wish I was more like Trent
This is such a great video
this made my day!
The sound effects are 🔥🔥🔥
Easily one of my favorite videos from you
Dude I just love your videos, you have such a big funny