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EPISODE: Episode 2 (The 2nd Episode)

Kurtis Conner
2020 ж. 2 Сәу.
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I'M BACK! This is episode 2 of my Episode series, and it just keeps getting weirder. I name my baby, I kiss everybody in sight, and I spend too much money on in-game currency. Enjoy!
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  • guys i said NOT to comment about the toothpaste!!!!!

    @kurtisconner@kurtisconner4 жыл бұрын

    • TOOTHPASTE

      @neonsadae9187@neonsadae91874 жыл бұрын

    • too late

      @max-jk9nk@max-jk9nk4 жыл бұрын

    • Toothpaste ;)

      @julie-zw1hd@julie-zw1hd4 жыл бұрын

    • no sir

      @keirareneau@keirareneau4 жыл бұрын

    • toomthpaste....its okay dont be shy.

      @cudtea2222@cudtea22224 жыл бұрын

  • toothpaste on kurtis’ lips: wildly unnoticeable kurtis: hey guys look at the toothpaste on my lips! and absolutely do NOT comment on it and how unnoticeable it was before i pointed it out! thanks

    @DelaneyBrannon@DelaneyBrannon4 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah, I would've never noticed if he didn't say it 😂

      @missundies@missundies4 жыл бұрын

    • I can’t unsee it now😂

      @alexandra-kw5oz@alexandra-kw5oz4 жыл бұрын

    • I actually completely forgot about that, that’s how unnoticeable it is.

      @naddie.c@naddie.c4 жыл бұрын

    • It probably made him super uncomfortable while editing though.

      @willowdrakon@willowdrakon4 жыл бұрын

    • Delaney Brannon I already said that 😭😭

      @mar2449@mar24494 жыл бұрын

  • Everyone DO NOT tell Kurtis there’s TOOTHPASTE on his mouth he gets VERY embarrassed when people realize he brushes his teeth

    @Meduzxa@Meduzxa4 жыл бұрын

    • *eats toothpaste

      @sydneyelliott@sydneyelliott4 жыл бұрын

    • Skary Bunny or eats toothpaste

      @ambersomething1693@ambersomething16934 жыл бұрын

    • I only eat toothpaste

      @miacarr8891@miacarr88914 жыл бұрын

    • farts toothpaste** haha fart joke funny 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

      @qt_cutie@qt_cutie4 жыл бұрын

    • You really want to make him cry huh

      @Sarah-cy8bc@Sarah-cy8bc4 жыл бұрын

  • "I'm Kurtis, and I'm a bisexual girl in high school." I sense that I will hear that in an out-of-context compilation soon lol

    @arrang7544@arrang75443 жыл бұрын

    • i got you bro

      @wasteland.baby.@wasteland.baby.2 жыл бұрын

    • @@wasteland.baby. liar, you didn’t do it

      @Viscidsquare040@Viscidsquare040 Жыл бұрын

    • ​@@wasteland.baby. liar

      @worstusernameintheworld9871@worstusernameintheworld9871 Жыл бұрын

    • @@wasteland.baby. “out of context compilation” “sped up songs” and all u have to offer is spooky danny and jolly danny…😔😔😔😔

      @fallaciouslandlord@fallaciouslandlord10 ай бұрын

  • Seeing Kurtis get frustrated by the same things that pissed me tf off as an 11 yr old is kinda trippy

    @ashvinaisaac4996@ashvinaisaac49963 жыл бұрын

    • I used to try on every single outfit and spend time choosing one to end up with the plain looking silly outfit

      @pr3tty_princess@pr3tty_princess2 жыл бұрын

    • THE CLOTHES CHANGE JUST USED TO MAKE ME SO FKING MAD

      @vaishnavisingh9244@vaishnavisingh92442 жыл бұрын

  • “i’m kurtisssss, a bisexual girl in high school”

    @lena-ex4ey@lena-ex4ey4 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao i wish this was the beginning of all of his videos

      @jaxxrose1279@jaxxrose12794 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @imacloud.@imacloud.4 жыл бұрын

    • E

      @saltduck7838@saltduck78384 жыл бұрын

    • Mood

      @failedthevibecheck6020@failedthevibecheck60204 жыл бұрын

    • Me

      @AshaSara@AshaSara3 жыл бұрын

  • I thought kayla had a gluten allergy and now she's eating donuts?! like can we get some continuity episode? Lmao

    @alexkelly_0072@alexkelly_00723 жыл бұрын

    • It's actually extremely realistic because many people with those allergies don't actually care. My friend has one and she eats pizza and desserts with gluten all the time. Now she works at a damn pizza place

      @boop99@boop993 жыл бұрын

    • @@boop99 im here w lactose intolerance making pizza rn lmfao

      @MILOEBA@MILOEBA3 жыл бұрын

    • I’m like a cronut I have layers

      @aneesahrushdan420@aneesahrushdan4203 жыл бұрын

    • wtf how does your friend mot have bowel cancer.

      @jessicajaguar4856@jessicajaguar48562 жыл бұрын

    • @@jessicajaguar4856 that’s celiacs, not an allergy. most people with food allergies (not allergic) really couldn’t give a crap. i have a milk and egg allergy, but omelettes with cheese are too good to pass up.

      @aruemon3086@aruemon30862 жыл бұрын

  • Kurtis' level of happiness when he was able to name the child Chris Phucker is what I need in life

    @erebus2633@erebus26333 жыл бұрын

  • Guys, y’all ever notice that the Extra greetings are just for people who are coming back, and not for subscribers? Does this mean non Kurtistown citizens could be smuggling illegal extra greetings? We need to alert Kurtis to this issue guys, this is major.

    @ej6975@ej69754 жыл бұрын

    • E J 😳

      @winterbeatrixx4557@winterbeatrixx45574 жыл бұрын

    • no if u aren't subscribed then u don't get the greeting

      @kurtisconner@kurtisconner4 жыл бұрын

    • Kurtis Conner Omg I cant believe you actually replied! Thank you for easing my concerns, just wanted to make sure the law was being upheld :)

      @ej6975@ej69754 жыл бұрын

    • Kurtis Conner oh ok, yeah, makes sense

      @aaa-ph6gc@aaa-ph6gc4 жыл бұрын

    • @@kurtisconner thank you for the clarification, o great mayor

      @mrigaankamuch@mrigaankamuch4 жыл бұрын

  • Everyone: not noticing the toothpaste Kurtis: don`t comment about the toothpaste Everyone: comments about toothpaste

    @flamingbricks7618@flamingbricks76184 жыл бұрын

    • The boy has power!

      @tommymarco@tommymarco4 жыл бұрын

    • Guys Spencer has an itchy neck thats why he does that

      @albedox6428@albedox64284 жыл бұрын

  • Kurtis referring to himself as "The little man" in third person is the funniest thing ever.

    @annabellepalmer5898@annabellepalmer58983 жыл бұрын

  • the disappointment in his eyes when the game changed his clothes lmao

    @jenniferpetersen7087@jenniferpetersen70873 жыл бұрын

  • When you overhear the hot new girl telling her alcoholic dad she loves you but you just made out with Cody Simpson.

    @notyourdestiny3547@notyourdestiny35474 жыл бұрын

    • #justgirlythings

      @prageruwu69@prageruwu694 жыл бұрын

    • Ugh relatable 😩😩

      @sarahelisabeth247@sarahelisabeth2474 жыл бұрын

    • _SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME_ *that's such a fat **_mooood_** .*

      @shay.w.5812@shay.w.58124 жыл бұрын

    • Nice fob profile lmao

      @PTWNT-rx6xk@PTWNT-rx6xk4 жыл бұрын

    • @@prageruwu69 Don't know if you're referring to someone or something else, but this made me think of Colleen Ballinger.

      @saraklassen4324@saraklassen43244 жыл бұрын

  • kurtis has toothpaste on the side of his mouth - comment about it (FREE) - dont comment about it 💎30 sorry, i dont have the money 😔

    @coni4508@coni45084 жыл бұрын

    • This sent me to mars

      @ellieh8666@ellieh86664 жыл бұрын

    • LMFAOOO

      @vivathevida@vivathevida4 жыл бұрын

    • Dude, this is so funny & creative, I love it

      @hiitsmochi3238@hiitsmochi32384 жыл бұрын

    • Camila Muñoz oop

      @markyogg1@markyogg14 жыл бұрын

    • this may be the best comment on KZhead right now 😂😂😂

      @leila-dh1ww@leila-dh1ww4 жыл бұрын

  • Fun fact: whenever my brother was younger he was obsessed with eating toothpaste but my mom never let him, so one day he locked her outside just so he could eat toothpaste in front of the window while the oven was on only to make her mad.

    @killua1554@killua15543 жыл бұрын

    • and then everyone clapped

      @MS-ij8ud@MS-ij8ud3 жыл бұрын

    • @@MS-ij8ud ?

      @killua1554@killua15543 жыл бұрын

    • its true i was the oven

      @bambiii787@bambiii7873 жыл бұрын

    • It's true I was the toothpaste

      @farter3644@farter36443 жыл бұрын

    • Off topic but my dad once told me that he used to have friends who ate toothpaste with bread in order to get drunk

      @pp-nm3bk@pp-nm3bk3 жыл бұрын

  • Lets all take a moment to appreciate the fact that kurtis almost named his baby “dumb Fuck”

    @enchantedpastellix8829@enchantedpastellix88293 жыл бұрын

  • Kurtis watching himself making out with himself is something I NEVER thought I would see

    @skyemadisyn163@skyemadisyn1634 жыл бұрын

    • and never thought I wanted to see

      @rattenschwanz69@rattenschwanz694 жыл бұрын

    • @@rattenschwanz69 but you did 😳

      @Grace-px5ck@Grace-px5ck4 жыл бұрын

    • @@rattenschwanz69 none of us thought so ..

      @annulizbeth@annulizbeth4 жыл бұрын

    • @@rattenschwanz69 but we needed it

      @annulizbeth@annulizbeth4 жыл бұрын

    • faerieboy1 SECONDHAND TOOTHPASTE IM CRYING LMAOJSHSPSBSK

      @cortneysuz1339@cortneysuz13394 жыл бұрын

  • Kurtis did not play this Episode. With all those diamonds he spent real money on, it’s safe to say that *Episode played him*

    @akatastrophe@akatastrophe3 жыл бұрын

    • Underrated comment

      @Lvrg1rl@Lvrg1rl3 жыл бұрын

    • And he eats toothpaste

      @zoeyar08@zoeyar083 жыл бұрын

    • @@zoeyar08 he said dont comment about it 😭

      @dontworryaboutit6669@dontworryaboutit66693 жыл бұрын

    • In Soviet Kurtistown, Episode plays you

      @tara5558@tara55583 жыл бұрын

    • @@tara5558 lmao

      @alternativesalterxx@alternativesalterxx3 жыл бұрын

  • "If you liked this video. Just press a button. Any of the buttons." *Presses power button*

    @AngieEnder@AngieEnder3 жыл бұрын

  • kurtis making out with himself is peak he will never out do this

    @smilez3413@smilez34133 жыл бұрын

  • Kurtis kissing Kurtis isn’t real. It can’t hurt you. Kurtis kissing Kurtis: 8:20

    @soltandvinegar@soltandvinegar4 жыл бұрын

    • cmon cmon cmon one more to 300 likes

      @mandyoctavia910@mandyoctavia9104 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣

      @roulis640@roulis6404 жыл бұрын

    • @@roulis640 ? oh wait i get it-

      @mandyoctavia910@mandyoctavia9104 жыл бұрын

    • Something we never needed to see

      @hood_6126@hood_61263 жыл бұрын

    • The noises scare me

      @beenvm@beenvm3 жыл бұрын

  • The most uncomfortable I've ever been is watching Kurtis kiss Kurtis while Kurtis watched and said, "I can't with how cute you're being."

    @ethanscott7410@ethanscott74104 жыл бұрын

    • Such a cursed scene

      @slacktivism05@slacktivism054 жыл бұрын

    • Same

      @elizabethrodriguez2629@elizabethrodriguez26294 жыл бұрын

    • Ethan Scott are you Travis Scott white guy wannabe?

      @jessbecton9556@jessbecton95564 жыл бұрын

    • @@jessbecton9556 some guy kept calling me Travis Scott while he was filming a rugby match that I played in. So I guess.

      @ethanscott7410@ethanscott74104 жыл бұрын

    • Ethan Scott haha

      @jessbecton9556@jessbecton95564 жыл бұрын

  • I listened exclusively to EDM when I wrote essays in college. I've never felt more seen and then immediately ragged on. Thanks for that Kurtis

    @Razzioli@Razzioli2 жыл бұрын

  • Episode be like: Your favourite KZheadr has toothpaste on his mouth do you: A. Tell him about it in the comments 💎 B. Try to lick it off

    @OfficiallyMaidenless@OfficiallyMaidenless2 жыл бұрын

  • Didn’t even notice the paste on his mouth until he said something and now i can’t stop thinking about how i still don’t care and can barely tell

    @myaltice0d2fcd80@myaltice0d2fcd804 жыл бұрын

    • SAME

      @XihoNekochan3@XihoNekochan34 жыл бұрын

    • Ikr

      @WitchDetective@WitchDetective4 жыл бұрын

    • You're going to make him cry :(

      @Robin-lp6lx@Robin-lp6lx4 жыл бұрын

    • SAME

      @MissCatzby@MissCatzby4 жыл бұрын

    • Tbh I still can’t see it

      @20ksubscriberswithoutanyvi93@20ksubscriberswithoutanyvi934 жыл бұрын

  • kurtis: ignore the toothpaste around my lips the toothpaste: *non-existent*

    @juju7967@juju79673 жыл бұрын

    • Just like my dog since a year ago 🤭✨

      @number1soukokufan@number1soukokufan3 жыл бұрын

    • Cady Rose bro 💀

      @carol.mp4@carol.mp43 жыл бұрын

    • almost nobody would have noticed 😫

      @herlocksupremacy9178@herlocksupremacy91783 жыл бұрын

    • Ikr

      @debz7916@debz79163 жыл бұрын

    • It just ✨𝐹𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓈 𝒶𝓌𝒶𝓎✨

      @cloudypurple124@cloudypurple1243 жыл бұрын

  • Who else is binge watching all the other "episodes" before watching the finale? 😂

    @erinmaria16@erinmaria163 жыл бұрын

  • 6:11 thats such a cute little laugh haha

    @cait22442@cait224423 жыл бұрын

  • kurtis getting upset when the game changed his wedding dress is a mood

    @djung31sk0g@djung31sk0g4 жыл бұрын

    • Vera a whole 2019 mood

      @dileknuray1187@dileknuray11874 жыл бұрын

    • he got so upset ahaha

      @sophiahart6256@sophiahart62564 жыл бұрын

    • He got finessed.

      @dia292@dia2924 жыл бұрын

    • Damnit they got the little man again *evil cooperate music intensifies* XD

      @jjthe13th@jjthe13th4 жыл бұрын

    • I genuinely feel bad for him

      @mccloud9915@mccloud99153 жыл бұрын

  • Fun fact: KurtisTown wells are actually KurtisTears and every month the citizens of KurtisTown gather and summon rain by making fun of the toothpaste around our mayor’s mouth.

    @geenstagni1060@geenstagni10604 жыл бұрын

    • I'm dying😂

      @ryanrossenthusiast7173@ryanrossenthusiast71734 жыл бұрын

    • It's a bit of a ritual

      @bullpitt1486@bullpitt14864 жыл бұрын

    • heeeyyyy, he’s the mayor. We have to be nice to him

      @valco9222@valco92224 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂😂

      @veghead05@veghead054 жыл бұрын

    • This is the weirdness I expect from ppl that subscribe to Kurtis😂. I dont belong here but I'm staying

      @stisse79@stisse792 жыл бұрын

  • *"EDM GOT THIS MLA GOING WILD"* PLEASEEEEE 😭😭😭😭✋🏾

    @sydneyloo5866@sydneyloo58663 жыл бұрын

  • 14:48 I love how the babies are just laid on the table

    @laiawm187@laiawm18710 ай бұрын

  • that “toothpaste” is literally invisible, no one would even notice if he didn’t point it out lmao

    @dn6457@dn64574 жыл бұрын

    • The fact that toothpaste is in quotation marks really gives this whole comment an ominous vibe.

      @faithborak7375@faithborak73754 жыл бұрын

    • @@faithborak7375 oop-

      @sarasthoughts@sarasthoughts4 жыл бұрын

    • it be like that sometimes

      @sam62831@sam628314 жыл бұрын

    • Fr i just thought he was ashy

      @Morgan-li8qy@Morgan-li8qy4 жыл бұрын

    • He gonna cry nowwww😂

      @__-fl7pd@__-fl7pd4 жыл бұрын

  • Everyone: not noticing the toothpaste around his mouth Kurtis: think about the toothpaste around my mouth

    @hannahcarter2443@hannahcarter24434 жыл бұрын

    • honestly thoo :D never woulda noticed it if he didn't mention it smh

      @soodis@soodis4 жыл бұрын

    • I can't stop staring at it

      @maddy5930@maddy59304 жыл бұрын

    • The funniest part is that he told us to not comment anything about that.

      @leonormarques3382@leonormarques33824 жыл бұрын

    • Way to make Kuritis cry xD

      @hailmuse@hailmuse4 жыл бұрын

    • I didn't notice until he pointed it out 😅

      @hannahscalisi4227@hannahscalisi42274 жыл бұрын

  • I’m so glad Curtis cares so much about his health! You can clearly tell he ate his toothpaste this morning! Loved seeing this while watching him waste his life savings

    @Zdake3@Zdake310 ай бұрын

  • 10:53 “Bey”: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! My ohshc butt: KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE 😩😩😩

    @helensmith-fields4130@helensmith-fields41303 жыл бұрын

    • I see you have taste😃✋🏽

      @myn33jh@myn33jh3 жыл бұрын

    • hey hey hey

      @taylorsversion2316@taylorsversion23162 жыл бұрын

  • love this episode of episode. episode one of episode was great but episode 2 of episode has been a wonderful second episode.

    @taylorndean@taylorndean4 жыл бұрын

    • Mood, btw nicole u alright? Hope u r tbh

      @Medeinathetrashcan334@Medeinathetrashcan3344 жыл бұрын

    • e p i s o d e

      @bones4odie@bones4odie4 жыл бұрын

    • Taylor Nicole Dean TAYLOR

      @ghstkaspr@ghstkaspr4 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @Dropju@Dropju4 жыл бұрын

    • Espipode

      @jimmypopotin4579@jimmypopotin45793 жыл бұрын

  • kurtis: “i know there’s toothpaste around my lips” me: “i DIDNT but now i do”

    @heymeemow@heymeemow4 жыл бұрын

    • TOOTHPASTE COMMENT. Good,you just made him cry😂😂

      @leah4728@leah47284 жыл бұрын

    • I could barely even see it

      @veggiemegroll9220@veggiemegroll92204 жыл бұрын

    • fr i didnt even notice but now its all i can look at

      @mackenzie1845@mackenzie18454 жыл бұрын

    • I could barely see it even when he pointed it out lol

      @kayamonn3220@kayamonn32204 жыл бұрын

    • Ikr littletly can't see it but know it's there because he said it

      @Stopcommentingthesamecomments@Stopcommentingthesamecomments4 жыл бұрын

  • I was gasping for air when the message from tony didn’t show up and kurtis just sat there in silence looking so confused

    @rhombamcfierson@rhombamcfierson8 ай бұрын

  • Love how they censor cuss words but not all the really obvious and creepy innuendos 😭

    @Da77leraz@Da77leraz Жыл бұрын

  • That “just go casual” plot twist 💀💀💀💀

    @onalennavuyokazinhlumayo312@onalennavuyokazinhlumayo3124 жыл бұрын

    • and that long ass oOoOoOoOoOoOoOof

      @anonymous92388@anonymous923883 жыл бұрын

    • I loved how betrayed Kurtis was 😂 he really was invested

      @emmaconder7854@emmaconder78543 жыл бұрын

  • falling in love after one''date'' is lesbian culture tho, they got that right

    @vigdis628@vigdis6284 жыл бұрын

    • u-haul 😎👊

      @sager.2625@sager.26253 жыл бұрын

    • Lemonade Skies no 🤫

      @joemama-ej7kw@joemama-ej7kw3 жыл бұрын

    • Lemonade Skies dude have you not heard about this joke before? Us wlw are known for not talking things slow

      @yea4309@yea43093 жыл бұрын

    • @@mccloud9915 definitely

      @user-zd3rx6rg8u@user-zd3rx6rg8u3 жыл бұрын

    • My coworker is engaged to someone she's been dating for 3 months, they're talking about getting matching uhaul trailer tattoos

      @gabrielladavidson2938@gabrielladavidson29383 жыл бұрын

  • “If Episode was a real thing irl, it would be fun” *randomly looks to the side with hand on chin” *SOMEONE STABBED U, WHAT DO YOU DO??* 1. Call 911 [10,000,000 diamonds] 2. Immediately start peeing your pants [free] “Never mind”

    @kamkam1a334@kamkam1a3343 жыл бұрын

  • 9:14 I saw it coming cus I had my experience with this shit app... poor guy

    @danielcaplan2641@danielcaplan26413 жыл бұрын

  • If he didn’t mention the [REDACTED] I wouldn’t have noticed

    @wildpuddle@wildpuddle4 жыл бұрын

    • Exactly

      @kyliem5812@kyliem58124 жыл бұрын

    • Same 😂

      @jodie3950@jodie39504 жыл бұрын

    • wait what-

      @nanielul3812@nanielul38124 жыл бұрын

    • OH i know lol

      @nanielul3812@nanielul38124 жыл бұрын

    • what [REDACTED]

      @emmawalton2849@emmawalton28494 жыл бұрын

  • I laughed so hard when he picked casual and she changed into a freaking JcPenny’s back to school fit

    @HannahBanana13@HannahBanana134 жыл бұрын

    • LMAO

      @cat_person@cat_person4 жыл бұрын

    • Same 😭

      @abygailalonzo1036@abygailalonzo10364 жыл бұрын

    • I know. such a downgrade even from what she was wearing before

      @elisabethlareau2528@elisabethlareau25284 жыл бұрын

  • That neck rub expression is the male equivalent of the debby ryan smirk lol

    @tundestreats9891@tundestreats98912 жыл бұрын

  • THE CHUCKLE AT 6:10 WAS SO CUTE

    @thulaneo1867@thulaneo18672 жыл бұрын

  • I’m crying at how Kurtis could’ve easily asked Jenna to do the kissing skit with him but instead chose to do it with himself. Absolutely iCONIC

    @BronteWillis@BronteWillis4 жыл бұрын

    • Idk why but I feel like watching him make out with his girlfriend would’ve made me feel weirder lol

      @krissybee123@krissybee1234 жыл бұрын

    • It was funny but it would just be super uncomfortable if he did is with Jenna

      @Peepeeluvr69420@Peepeeluvr694204 жыл бұрын

  • Kurtis Conner: CEO of having toothpaste around his mouth Kurtistown: the world center of dental hygiene edit: shit sorry guys didn’t mean to make him cry like chris phucker :(

    @millieedwards1550@millieedwards15504 жыл бұрын

    • Or eating toothpaste, no one knows which it is

      @somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924@somerandomhumanbeingonthei19244 жыл бұрын

    • Now Kurtis is gonna cry smh

      @liiilith@liiilith4 жыл бұрын

    • Toothed paste

      @karla9319@karla93194 жыл бұрын

    • Nooo now he’s going to cry

      @brianaiveth3712@brianaiveth37124 жыл бұрын

    • Toothpaste

      @Grace-px5ck@Grace-px5ck4 жыл бұрын

  • 4:25 THEY MISSED THE OPPORTUNITY FOR A SHREK REFERENCE

    @sevendrake4173@sevendrake41733 жыл бұрын

  • *13:23* *BA*

    @vivithebird@vivithebird2 жыл бұрын

  • Curtis didn't have enough gems to wipe off the toothpaste

    @froggy9822@froggy98223 жыл бұрын

    • ahahhahahaa. this winsss

      @sallushady5139@sallushady51393 жыл бұрын

    • Bro *CURTIS*

      @andrearae4152@andrearae41523 жыл бұрын

    • @@andrearae4152 aahha. how didnt I notice this earlier? MY EYES

      @sallushady5139@sallushady51393 жыл бұрын

    • @@andrearae4152 ??

      @froggy9822@froggy98223 жыл бұрын

    • @@froggy9822 its spelt with a K honey not a C 😂😂

      @andrearae4152@andrearae41523 жыл бұрын

  • Not a single person would've noticed the *[censored]* if he didn't mention it. (I've watched the whole video and still can't find the *[censored]* tbh)

    @aloevera420@aloevera4204 жыл бұрын

    • Toothpaste ?

      @salonithapa1675@salonithapa16754 жыл бұрын

    • @@salonithapa1675 shhh don't mention it

      @shreyags5271@shreyags52714 жыл бұрын

    • I could when he pointed it out but not for the whole rest of the video

      @shapedsilver3689@shapedsilver36894 жыл бұрын

    • Aloe Vera wow guys Kurtis is censoring the little man

      @anoushkab1079@anoushkab10794 жыл бұрын

    • Athena Morgan oof

      @salonithapa1675@salonithapa16754 жыл бұрын

  • 9:35 they meant go casual like. wear a causal dress and the no accessories with gems part was if you wanted to keep the jumpsuit. speaking as an episode veteran.

    @tiredguyswag@tiredguyswag Жыл бұрын

  • hey guys did you see the toothpaste around kurtis’s mouth

    @saleonnn@saleonnn3 жыл бұрын

    • No

      @Sam-bi5px@Sam-bi5px3 жыл бұрын

  • I honestly wouldn’t have noticed the toothpaste if he didn’t mention it

    @sixsoda1890@sixsoda18904 жыл бұрын

    • same

      @sethsage_@sethsage_4 жыл бұрын

    • Exactly

      @neptunelizzie@neptunelizzie4 жыл бұрын

    • Same

      @dcarter020809@dcarter0208094 жыл бұрын

    • Same

      @crybaby4185@crybaby41854 жыл бұрын

    • maybe u got top comment but i’m still taller than u 😌

      @sage4095@sage40954 жыл бұрын

  • Is no one gonna mention the fact that the baby’s name would’ve just been “hamburger” if he didn’t change it

    @jasminehorne6434@jasminehorne64344 жыл бұрын

    • we have the same icon :)

      @walkingonsunshine1571@walkingonsunshine15714 жыл бұрын

    • i was really hoping he would name it that but now my freams are crushed 😔 you can thank chris phucker

      @callarooz@callarooz4 жыл бұрын

    • There just secretly cannibals

      @mogowaii9730@mogowaii97304 жыл бұрын

    • They only named it that to mentally trick themselves into thinking it's beef once they eventually eat it

      @evehuddy8627@evehuddy86274 жыл бұрын

  • You so slayed this episode, Kurtis, I'm not even thinking about the toothpaste

    @Wipomatic@Wipomatic Жыл бұрын

  • 2:39 this one bit is stuck in my head and now i do it all the time for a bit and my mind BLARES with that music

    @robbiewilson9675@robbiewilson9675 Жыл бұрын

  • When he’s funny, cute, AND he brushes his teeth 😫👌🏻

    @Luppay131498@Luppay1314984 жыл бұрын

    • 🥵🥵🥵🥴🥴🥴

      @b2agy930@b2agy9304 жыл бұрын

    • But he doesnt...He eats the toothpaste smh it was kinda obvious

      @janellaenglehart1991@janellaenglehart19914 жыл бұрын

    • brushes his teeth/eats toothpaste

      @swag1650@swag16504 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao how else do you brush your teeth??? I never knew what the little stick was for lol. If someone finds a tooth brushing tutorial, I need it for a friend

      @Jimb1264@Jimb12644 жыл бұрын

    • AND has a wife

      @hybrid4943@hybrid49434 жыл бұрын

  • Episode: inappropriate language Also episodes: game about teen pregnancy and drugs and literally known for inappropriate shit

    @beibhinnconnell6474@beibhinnconnell64744 жыл бұрын

    • Also Episode: k*ss. Bruh...

      @johanboersma6195@johanboersma61953 жыл бұрын

    • like actually bruh, they curse in them. without censoring. but the do shit like “k*ss list” make it make sense

      @diosol_@diosol_3 жыл бұрын

    • Sounds like Riverdale to me

      @maybooe22@maybooe223 жыл бұрын

    • She took The kids ??

      @hi6575@hi65753 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah ;-; i tried to name an mc.. ''sexy beast'' instead its now ''smexy beast''

      @dumbledorf5029@dumbledorf50293 жыл бұрын

  • Kurtis saying “Maybe there IS a god” after the 22 diamonds perfectly match the equation is so me- coded

    @ghostinlovewithaflower@ghostinlovewithaflower2 ай бұрын

  • i’m not fucking kidding i’ve never laughed this hard watching a video before. 8:53 “you stunned leah with your look!” - you died 5:36 suck it ‘sode 11:58 cody simpson nooo huhuh 6:51 cucked baby 15:30 plahhhhh was literally rolling around in bed sobbing laughing

    @Blakethegreater@Blakethegreater2 жыл бұрын

    • 3:43 too 😭😭

      @Blakethegreater@BlakethegreaterАй бұрын

  • This is exactly what I needed during quarantine: kurtis being insecure about his toothpaste eating habits

    @ferialdagher2470@ferialdagher24704 жыл бұрын

    • ferial dagher: HE SAID NO TOOTHPASTE COMMENTS WHYYYYYYYYY

      @mr.cowcrawlerlastname5198@mr.cowcrawlerlastname51984 жыл бұрын

    • Wow you made Kurtis cry you butt hole😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

      @fishflakes6320@fishflakes63204 жыл бұрын

    • Kurtis WILL now cry!

      @robinkovacic7961@robinkovacic79614 жыл бұрын

    • hey, i’m insecure about it to. oh wait.

      @attackbrains2095@attackbrains20954 жыл бұрын

  • Okay but Kurtis kissing himself is comedy gold and he needs to get an award.

    @taylamuller1811@taylamuller18114 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao

      @veghead05@veghead054 жыл бұрын

    • For real tho. I replayed that part many times

      @abbiiON@abbiiON4 жыл бұрын

    • Someone put a time stamp

      @janaal8319@janaal83194 жыл бұрын

  • you so slayed this episode

    @ImportantAsp@ImportantAsp Жыл бұрын

  • anyone else notice the toothpaste around his lips at 3:25 !! LOL

    @joshwashinqton@joshwashinqton2 жыл бұрын

  • hey, there’s toothpaste around your lips. 1. cry [20 diamonds] 2. not notice the comment [free]

    @buttonsforabby@buttonsforabby3 жыл бұрын

    • Aha

      @zoeyar08@zoeyar083 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @mariaj266@mariaj2663 жыл бұрын

    • LMAOAOAOOA

      @thelittleunicorn6196@thelittleunicorn61963 жыл бұрын

    • 3. Find out where they live and punch them in the face [9999999 iq points]

      @kayplaya86@kayplaya863 жыл бұрын

    • THIS IS MY FAVORITE COMMENT EVER

      @morgipi@morgipi3 жыл бұрын

  • "Hey, hormonal teenagers! Would you like to play a story that's about a school that forces their students to act like a married couple and raise a demon robot child together? No? Well too bad, cause we have a bad boi! And it's *ONLY* a kidney per episode!"

    @NK-nkno@NK-nkno4 жыл бұрын

    • I play episode, and yes they're absolutely shite but I like to laugh at them I've never spent money on it, I save up my diamonds from each episode, and I only have 30 lmao

      @bl4ck_st4rrr@bl4ck_st4rrr3 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao😂

      @ywertz8800@ywertz88003 жыл бұрын

    • Everyone gangsta until that one episode addicted kid makes it to episode 6

      @susangoh1710@susangoh17103 жыл бұрын

    • But... but I only have 2 kidneys Unless I could get more... 😏

      @canyounot2102@canyounot21023 жыл бұрын

    • do they want my scarred kidneys 😏😏

      @blueorangeade3357@blueorangeade33573 жыл бұрын

  • Her last minute change into that casual look had me rollllling

    @PetitPapaa@PetitPapaa2 жыл бұрын

  • He said "press the button, any button" at the end and as soon as he said that I skipped to the next vid🤣

    @SfmGamer9@SfmGamer9 Жыл бұрын

  • EDM actually stands for essay doing music

    @katclymer9007@katclymer90074 жыл бұрын

    • LMAOOO

      @Seramoonn@Seramoonn4 жыл бұрын

    • HIGHLY underrated comment

      @eleeooonoverwatch5641@eleeooonoverwatch56414 жыл бұрын

    • I laughed out loud at this lmaooo

      @isthatachicken@isthatachicken4 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @zoesophia@zoesophia4 жыл бұрын

    • If Kurtis doesn’t see this comment I will cry more than when people called out the “toothpaste” around his mouth

      @sydneygail@sydneygail4 жыл бұрын

  • No one: Leah: I'm not like other girls, I punch the shit out of my car.

    @crimefully942@crimefully9424 жыл бұрын

    • i hate the not like other girls comments. cause if a boy was punching a car, no one would say “he’s not like other boys”.

      @hellokittied@hellokittied4 жыл бұрын

    • @@hellokittied The comment is a joke making fun of the "not like the other girls" thing, not agreeing with it.

      @IamLegendAnon@IamLegendAnon4 жыл бұрын

    • At least it’d be more original than liking pizza and Netflix lol

      @Me-do5tm@Me-do5tm4 жыл бұрын

    • *@neena* It’s because a lot of boys brag about punching shit like walls 💀

      @sweetestaphrodite@sweetestaphrodite4 жыл бұрын

    • Im not like other girls bc i died from laughter reading this comment. I am now in the grave with dirt piled on top of me.

      @leeannmccaulley6776@leeannmccaulley67764 жыл бұрын

  • Didn’t even notice it until he pointed it out

    @Matem8.@Matem8. Жыл бұрын

  • imagine: you're the toothpaste around kurtis's mouth

    @kara-zk9ig@kara-zk9ig4 жыл бұрын

    • That's a fantasy owo

      @misted7602@misted76024 жыл бұрын

    • *Kinky.*

      @aefloriian@aefloriian4 жыл бұрын

    • oof

      @kylieknox7562@kylieknox75624 жыл бұрын

    • yummy that means theres a 50% chance he ate me ;)

      @kylieknox7562@kylieknox75624 жыл бұрын

    • Is this a crossover episode or something?

      @firephoenix8074@firephoenix80744 жыл бұрын

  • When he’s funny, a mayor AND eats toothpaste🤤🤤

    @DirtyCutlery@DirtyCutlery3 жыл бұрын

    • toothpaste 🤤🤤

      @skylardurbin3606@skylardurbin36063 жыл бұрын

    • that emoji displays kurtis and his toothbpt[l;e

      @Mayorfoxia82@Mayorfoxia823 жыл бұрын

    • Toofpawsfe

      @soyooin@soyooin3 жыл бұрын

    • uhh I don’t think that’s actually toothpaste😳

      @khalil42@khalil423 жыл бұрын

    • @@khalil42 ur right because its toothbpt[l;e

      @Mayorfoxia82@Mayorfoxia823 жыл бұрын

  • 8:50 and thats on gay panic

    @zen.9034@zen.90343 жыл бұрын

  • it's always so funny to me when Kurtis goes out of his way to stop a video and point out something that's a bit off about his physical appearance. like pointing out the toothpaste on his face, having bags under his eyes, pretty sure i've also seen a video where he pointed out that one his mustache hairs was sticking up in a really weird direction lol. like it's always something that's not super obvious and i never would've noticed on my own because i'm way more focused on what he's saying and the actual topic of the video, but then he points it out and i can't unsee it for the rest of the video! 💀

    @negligible_reality@negligible_reality9 ай бұрын

  • Episode be like: “Your crush just kissed you, you... A(kissed them back and confess your love or B( marry your dad who is abusive and develop a drug addiction

    @XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW@XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW3 жыл бұрын

    • And A costs 1000 diamonds and B is free

      @ruthisgone@ruthisgone3 жыл бұрын

    • A costs 60 gems though

      @mayaaq@mayaaq3 жыл бұрын

    • i lost brain cells trying to read the last part

      @bimalsingha2106@bimalsingha21062 жыл бұрын

    • And A costs like a billion jems

      @kittymeg1855@kittymeg18552 жыл бұрын

    • @@kittymeg1855 jems

      @ussinussinongawd516@ussinussinongawd5162 жыл бұрын

  • episode: do something meaningful: 20 diamonds die: free!

    @cami4070@cami40704 жыл бұрын

    • wow it's the US healthcare system

      @Sunny-qj8jy@Sunny-qj8jy4 жыл бұрын

    • Suntzu you really do be spitting facts tho😳

      @pleaseno3920@pleaseno39204 жыл бұрын

  • cody simpson is debby ryaning lol 2:38

    @cheeselvr9@cheeselvr93 жыл бұрын

  • There’s toothpaste around your lips 11:02

    @nicoleidontcareo@nicoleidontcareo2 жыл бұрын

  • “i am kurtisssss, a bisexual girl in high school”

    @emily-tk6xn@emily-tk6xn4 жыл бұрын

    • aren't we all?

      @prageruwu69@prageruwu694 жыл бұрын

    • @@prageruwu69 .... u got a point

      @berry.blossom.@berry.blossom.4 жыл бұрын

    • all of his viewers b like

      @tatumsheppard4669@tatumsheppard46694 жыл бұрын

    • @@prageruwu69 no, surprisingly

      @DJ-vg1pr@DJ-vg1pr4 жыл бұрын

  • This is me NOT commenting about the toothpaste. I would never comment when I was specifically asked not to. This is me not doing so.

    @fionahunter1669@fionahunter16693 жыл бұрын

    • But you just did

      @Airehth@Airehth3 жыл бұрын

    • @@Airehth woosh

      @fionahunter1669@fionahunter16693 жыл бұрын

    • @@Airehth r/woosh

      @mlgprosam2873@mlgprosam28733 жыл бұрын

    • @@fionahunter1669 r/woosh*

      @Airehth@Airehth3 жыл бұрын

    • This is NOT me replying to a comment that is NOT about the toothpaste. I would NEVER reply to a comment that talks about something they were specifically asked not to do. This is NOT me doing so.

      @batvaleska@batvaleska2 жыл бұрын

  • Not gonna lie I have written several essays to EDM and thats the realest thing ive heard in this video

    @ErrorlessRBLX@ErrorlessRBLX2 жыл бұрын

  • That feeling when you're trying to find love but you accidentally die and someone steals your baby

    @xxlilith_@xxlilith_4 жыл бұрын

    • Mood

      @satanikbunny@satanikbunny4 жыл бұрын

    • relatable

      @jayden2180@jayden21804 жыл бұрын

    • If I had a dime every time that happened I would buy so many houses.

      @Jimb1264@Jimb12644 жыл бұрын

    • omgg ikr

      @mandyoctavia910@mandyoctavia9104 жыл бұрын

    • That’s so neish

      @Zachary-ol4xd@Zachary-ol4xd4 жыл бұрын

  • Why is no one talking about Kurtis kissing himself.

    @danicab3615@danicab36153 жыл бұрын

    • Self love. So beautiful.

      @TheNoobler@TheNoobler3 жыл бұрын

    • We don’t talk about the gods here

      @canyounot2102@canyounot21023 жыл бұрын

    • Bc we all jealousy (dont correct me)

      @kaikitty4906@kaikitty49063 жыл бұрын

    • The toothpaste is more embarassing

      @pokaay3163@pokaay31632 жыл бұрын

    • @@pokaay3163 it was non existent lmao

      @user-mt7xe3bq3h@user-mt7xe3bq3h2 жыл бұрын

  • Kurtis. you are so funny. I laughed so hard I could not breath. I start compulsing and seizing, and after a while, I passed out. I was then rushed to the hospital and I am currently in a hospital bed, watching your video with numerous tubes inside of me. I love you kurtis

    @Skyxst1e@Skyxst1e9 ай бұрын

    • Bro wtf

      @Kirby666.@Kirby666.8 ай бұрын

  • Why is almost no one talking about the neck rubbing thing he's doing with that background music it's so fucking hilarious lmfao i can't😭

    @pdln@pdln2 жыл бұрын

  • If Kurtis hadn’t mentioned the “Voldemort” on his lips I literally never would have noticed

    @0347eyd@0347eyd4 жыл бұрын

    • Bella Lynch i see what u did there lmao

      @hibs5295@hibs52954 жыл бұрын

    • Omg, you're not supposed to say that name!!!!

      @abigailconnally3726@abigailconnally37264 жыл бұрын

    • Ok that's actually really smart heh Edit: miss Granger's done it!

      @evangelinelimber8462@evangelinelimber84624 жыл бұрын

    • he just wanted to trick us into thinking that he actually brushes his teeth

      @balinthizsnyan9448@balinthizsnyan94484 жыл бұрын

    • Same

      @uHadMeAtMidget@uHadMeAtMidget4 жыл бұрын

  • kurtis kissing himself is honestly disturbing and a mood

    @keiraparker1229@keiraparker12294 жыл бұрын

    • x_Keira_ _Elmslie_x one of the worst things i’ve ever seen in my entire life

      @cheyhawkins747@cheyhawkins7474 жыл бұрын

  • I always find it funny how when ever a KZheadr says to not comment somthing, everyone does to try to be funny

    @itsjustjuju7945@itsjustjuju79453 жыл бұрын

  • People are going to be so confused watching videos from now in the future with "the thing that's going on"

    @Bryzerse@Bryzerse2 жыл бұрын

  • the aggressive laugh kurtis does after he got away with naming the baby chris phucker gives off classic 90’s bully vibes

    @ifihadasociallife@ifihadasociallife4 жыл бұрын

    • For anyone wondering it’s at 5:33

      @noyou6220@noyou62204 жыл бұрын

    • @@noyou6220 5:37

      @jessicabohe3387@jessicabohe33873 жыл бұрын

  • The little “you stunned Leah with your look” joke is actually pretty accurate to how lesbians work irl

    @ash2363@ash23634 жыл бұрын

    • Lesbians be like: my gf is so hot I actually melted into a puddle at her feet

      @bellachristoffersen7126@bellachristoffersen71264 жыл бұрын

    • TRUEEEE literally whenever i see my gf i just fuckin AWOOGA

      @sonja3993@sonja39934 жыл бұрын

    • I’m picturing Leah on the other side like “okay she kissed me and now we’re gonna get married and she looks so pretty I’m sobbing, but like maybe we’re just friends?”

      @rancidprince3133@rancidprince31334 жыл бұрын

    • (As a straight girl I'm not sure I get it? Could you tell me more, please? 💕)

      @Cecil...@Cecil...4 жыл бұрын

    • When my girlfriend cut her hair short for the first time she didnt tell me beforehand that she had gotten it cut. I walked into to school, caught a glimpse of her talking to my other firends and legit feel to the floor. I wasn't ready. I had no warning. *I was stunned with her look.*

      @disappointed2764@disappointed27644 жыл бұрын

  • That baby has been dropped so many times. That's one major concussion

    @HRach2205@HRach2205 Жыл бұрын

  • I didn’t even notice the toothpaste around kurtis’s mouth until he pointed it out

    @yaffabalsam3018@yaffabalsam3018 Жыл бұрын

  • Guys I think Kurtis eats toothpaste. U can tell by the toothpaste around his mouth .

    @reneeclaude8324@reneeclaude83244 жыл бұрын

    • vile 😭😭

      @stvrl1ghtt7@stvrl1ghtt710 ай бұрын

    • @@stvrl1ghtt7foul

      @kaixkai0@kaixkai010 ай бұрын

  • Why is there toothpaste around his mouth that’s so weird like imagine using toothpaste

    @sweetpotato3427@sweetpotato34274 жыл бұрын

    • only people who don't get extra greetings use toothpaste... like losers

      @suckonmahd@suckonmahd4 жыл бұрын

    • What is toothpaste? I've never heard of this until this video. I am confusion.

      @carolineleslie4836@carolineleslie48364 жыл бұрын

    • He brushes his teeth omg 🤢🤢🤢 unsubscribed

      @sunflower2187@sunflower21874 жыл бұрын

    • Ikr normally ppl clean their teeth like the ancient romans do.. With urine

      @kishinumaayumi@kishinumaayumi4 жыл бұрын

    • I use bleach 😌

      @sweetestaphrodite@sweetestaphrodite4 жыл бұрын
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