Epic Insults & Comebacks! | 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown | Channel 4
A compilation of the greatest insults and comebacks from series 20 of 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown, from Jimmy Carr's savage guest introductions to their witty responses.
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“I wanted you to play Hitler, but you lack his warmth” 🤣 Sean Lock is incredible, sad to hear about his passing
Happens when you are colder than a dead gran... But to play Hitler you need to at least know geography. Also: Hitler is actually dead ...other than other people.
"Sad" is a understatement. This is a well-edited compilation - it would be great to see this done for Lockie's favourite funny man bits. It could go on for hours.
Got to admit Sean’s Hitler jokes are so underrated. Like this and his Nazi island one lol
Damn that’s been 7 months already 😳
Warmth??? I heard 'but you lack his ball', which fit quite nicely into the narrative of Hitler having one ball and Jimmy being a eunuch
Lee Mack, take a Bow, he was on fire, that Shakespeare joke was brilliant.
He’s very witty
Ironically, I thought that was his least funny moment. His darts stuff was my favorite; the way he wrapped it up was just absolutely perfect: "To be honest with you, I didn't want to play futile games with fat, middle-aged men...and yet here I am!"
You think you're smart click baiting us into watching the same clips over and over? You're a genius, and we will.
Mood 😂
Agreed 😂. Easy views
They're not the same clips.
@@reubenmanzo2054 many of them factually have been in other videos….why just say stuff that’s a lie?
@@emericaclay1 I misunderstood the statement. I thought it was saying the video was one clip repeated.
"David was desperate to get out" - class from Victoria
Absolutely perfect in every way.
I wonder what their kids going to be like. Hope they end up famous with that much dry wit naturally in them... Hopefully Victorias pervy nature and dirty mind since David does lack those...
I have the same response when my gf asks me to go shoe shopping with her, Jesus I nearly OD on valium that day.
Genius
@@bayoubilly5176 Why the hell would you want kids to have a pervy nature/dirty mind? 😬
You missed the best insult of all time! "If you wanna square and cube things get a job in a fucking jelly factory mate." There's no recovering from that burn.
The only real legitimate jelly based burn ever
Also the one about "That's not really your sort of joke, Jimmy, because it's pleasant." "And funny"
jon richardson is ✨savage✨
@@llearch his brother definitely got one over Jimmy that day😀👍😄
@@jeremyk5414 how far back and forward? How deeply have you researched❓
"I've got two dreams in life - one to play countdown, and one to be best friends with Sean" I hope her dream came true in time :( rip sean
Victoria is one of the few people on earth who keeps up with and even occasionally outwits Lee 🤣
She learned it from David Mitchell.
@@DarthPoyner I don't think she has needed to learn it from anyone.
Victoria is a comical genius love her rapid witty comebacks
They're friends IRL right? I didn't just fanfic that into being?
@@juliapriest8331 they're married and perfect for each other
I'd really love to see David and Victoria as opposing team captains. Just imagine the cattiness.
David and Victoria vs Lee and his wife.
“Have you got truth glasses?!”
@@Tkieron nah, David and Vic have to face off against each other.
Victoria and Lucy vs David and Jon. Valentine's Day Special.
The Would I Lie to You episode with David and Victoria vs Lee Mack was hilarious if you haven't seen it. kzhead.info/sun/dLuDicyrr5qdpo0/bejne.html
Ivo - “It’s a hundredth of a Dong.” Richard - “That’s what I’m working with.” Fucking hell lol. The speed at which his mind works is absolutely brilliant.
You always have to be a little wary. The shows are edited to improve flow. I'm sure it WAS a fast response in the moment, but it will seem even faster after the edits and cuts.
Small manhood.
@@jpaxonreyes Except there's no cut between when Ivo repeats, "A hundredth of a dong," and when Richard says, "That's what I'm working with." It's the same shot.
@@hux2000 - There were two cuts from the first utterance of "hundredth of a dong" and "that's what I'm working with". 5:40
That's quite a known and conventional sentence to be said in such situation though...
David and Victoria really are so perfect for each other.
I love the story about how he started to fall for her. Apparently, they vaguely knew each other and got set up on a blind double date on different sides of the table as it were (ie they weren't set up with each other, but other people). David said he couldn't take his eyes off of her the entire night, and tried to ask her out a short while after, but she decided to go with the man she had been set up with. Obviously that ended (I hope) as they are married.
@@India.H little known story, the other guy was actually Lee Mack, trust me bro
@@liamw6562 pffft
That "Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz your mum's fat!" (Jimmy laugh) always gets me
3:15 I Love Aisling Bea’s impression of Jimmy Carr ! 😂😂😂
Absolutely. Maybe not spot on, but a very apt caricature, and totally hilarious!
To be sure, to be sure!
The elephant seal laughter was 👌
When Tom Allen laughed at the joke about himself looking like an egg and loved having soldiers dipped in him, I almost died 🤣
Aw yiss, love me some mr bungle
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I love Aisling’s drop of head into her hands in reaction to Jimmy’s deliberate “to be sure” reference when talking about Irish stereotypes.
@W H Fitzgerald You mean to tell me that James Anthony Patrick Carr might be Irish? Which name(s) gave it away?!
I'm so sorry, but I'm from Sweden so I didn't get that one. Can you (or someone that think they can do it) please explain it to the stupid Swede? Irish and "to be sure"?
I love all the digs at Jimmys tax digs 🤣 takes it like a true champ!
Well he’s pretty legendary when it comes to dishing it out. So kinda just gotta take it when it’s your turn.
I'm just so thankful that the whole saga happened as long ago as it did, so I don't have to ask myself if Jimmy would've bothered to play it the same way were it more recent. just cause it's sadly become so usual these days when a public persona gets caught on something actually illegal to just go into high gear with obfuscating and denial. if not outright doubling down on them having done nothing wrong or blaming someone else. I'd really like to believe Jimmy would handle it the same way, but I'd rather not know
The carrot in a box rematch- sheer perfection. Rest in peace Sean
I’m so glad they kept the banter in after the “love animals” joke
"You don't want a gay marriage in Indonesia, the confetti's rocks, you know what I mean." gold
"I wanted you to play Hitler, but you lack his warmth"
@oiuet souiu Sarcasm. Guinness, 4 Leaf Clovers, and Leprechauns are common stereotypes about the Irish.
@oiuet souiu to be sure, to be sure is making fun of Irish phrasing who have several phrases that have nonsensical double sayings. Which the Brits have often in the past used to demean people(like potato lovers etc)
@@bayoubilly5176 a person who dislikes potatoes probably has some antisocial behavior bordering on sociopathy.
So raw.
"This is Shakespeare's actually chewed pencil. It's so chewed I can't tell whether it's 2B or not 2B"
That was brilliant. :D
It's a very old joke.
Sean Lock to Joe Wilkinson: "That's not risky, that's shit!". RIP Sean Lock. You are always a delight on this show.
Always gotta love David Mitchell's logic flame comedy. :)
'Cause the confettis is rocks' 😂
"I don't need to be here" has the same energy as "I've got a BAFTA" with a mouth full of poppadoms
8:57 - "To be honest with you, I didn't want to play futile games with fat, middle-aged men...and yet here I am!" Lee Mack is fucking hilarious!
Would Lee Mack play futile games with chubby men in there adolescence?
“I’ve been on the Des O’Connor show” 🤣🤣🤣
6:46 I have such a crush on Victoria. Drop-dead gorgeous and whip-smart is a wonderful combination.
I love how they keep returning to Jimmy's tax fraud
It wasn’t fraud lol he was just trying to avoid as much tax as possible. Didn’t Cameron even chastise him for it? Then the Pandora Papers were released and he’s been at it his whole life lol
ironic given the point of the whole trouble was Jimmy's avoidance of a (tax) return to begin with hiiiiiiiiiiiiyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooo!!
You think you can just upload the same clips over and over again and I'll watch it regardless? You're damn right i will.
You know the show's good when they get away with uploading the same content across multiple channels and noone cares.
@dcoog anml I’m in the states and I still agree. I’ve watched nothing but mostly British panel shows ever since discovering they were a thing. WILTY was the first I found on KZhead and I’ve worked my way through just about every single episode of every panel show that’s online. It’s absolutely the best tv ever and I so wished we had them here, but American comedy is nowhere near witty enough, nor most of the general public for that matter. Did you see how we wrecked Taskmaster by “redoing it” for American audiences instead of just airing the original version as is? It irks me how we oversaturate the world with our content, but think we have to remake the content from other countries instead of just introducing the public to the originals. There’s actually a decent amount of Americans who, like me, would absolutely love all of these panel shows if they were to start airing regularly here instead of having to discover these gems for ourselves on KZhead.
The continuity of Alan’s marriage has aged well. 😂😂
"go get your coats" haha
3:15 I love Aisling Bea, her impression of Jimmy Carr, I'm dying
6:30 I don't know why "go and yet your coats... I want you to fuck off" is so hilarious 😂
RIP Sean, what a legend
Even Lee Macks little bit in this has me crying with laughter. Probably the best comedian around at the moment, in my books anyway.
"To be sure, to be sure." So funny.
“I’ll tell you what jimmy,that’s definitely not susie cause the acting’s to good”😂😂
I don't think I've ever laughed as hard as the carrot in a box bit.
That Shakespeare joke was quite cheeky
I love his reaction to the joke "FUCK OFF!"
It's very, very old.
ah i've missed these videos where its the same clips in a different order and a slightly different title
you're a video where it's the same clips in a different order and a slightly different title.
Always good to see Jimmy be the butt of a tax joke
11:40 Lee Mack channeling his inner Johhny Vegas.
3:00 oh spot on Sean. Spot on. Lol.
Jon's fat cats in Brussels bit was amazing
The Impression of Jimmy it's the best😂😂😂
"Name a famous German. No, not that one." My answer: Otto von Bismarck.
Why are Susie's put downs of Jimmy Carr not amongst these. They are the best as she has such a deadpan face when she does them.
@Frank Wharton-Hughes
6:39 hurt my stomach 🤣
I love how Jimmy literally committing tax fraud is an ongoing joke.
Lee mack is an elite comedian
He's ridiculously quick witted, naturally funny, hard to be both but he's mastered it.
@@andycarmichael3012 exactly. Quintessential panel show material and a pleasure to watch
That Janet-Street Porter reference was brilliant.
Lee Macks bit at 8:32 will never fail to crack me up
" so you got divorced" to Allan Carr.....is bang on now.
Jon's "she doesn't know.." is either proof that some stuff is prepared beforehand, or that is one of the quickest wits ever. (On par with Sean's own "challlenging w*nk".) Either way it's brilliant
Confetti is rocks! 😂😂
Aisling Bea doing Jimmy’s laugh was the funniest thing….
I don't know who Victoria is but I find I must doff my cap to her. Bravo! Bravo! 😂🤣😂
David Mitchell's wife
@@blackpig52 Thank you 👍
@@MrSpectralmania She is also an ace Poker player!!
6:28 "Go and get your coats, I want you to fuck off." LOL! 😆
she is so funny, what is her name?
Aisling's impersonation of Jimmy is so fucking spot on. Got his gdam teli laugh down to a tee. Kills me everytime
Love how nobody talks about the fact Rachel says "the g spot isn't real" about 30 seconds after listening to someone who's written an entire book on it speak about it. Sara must've been like "u wot m8"
To be fair, it has been debated if it actually exists, or is more just part of the clitoris
@@darrellgardner4561 the answer is part of the clitoris, so its kind of real though not an separate thing
More like the g spot isn't it's own separate organ not that it doesn't exist
Rachael’s the one who some lucky guy got pregnant. More of her to lust!👍😃❤️
Someone needs to sample and make a beat out of Jimmy’s laugh at 7:45
God no, please, I can hardly cope with it as it is!
Rest In Peace Sean Lock. Sincere overdue condolences to the family for your loss. 😔💐
Last time I saw this many great comebacks I was watching the hub
Name a famous German, no not that one.. Thats right, he was Austrian
He was born in Austria but he became a German citizen
Sean will be missed so much 💔
'She doesn't know' was technically a burn on his wife.
I heard it as Sean has never made her happy, sexually, so a burn on his lack of sexual prowess.
@@liammellor6405 but the original joke was that is was *Sean's* "liking it" face
"No fucking shit, John" 😂😂😂
Rest in Peace, Sean. You will be missed!
Well, that bit about needing to record an alternative take where Alan's recently divorced is sadly coming true . . .
I genuinely miss Sean. Like I’ve missed no other celebrity or any famous people except maybe the talents of Robin Williams. But knowing Sean will never grace our screens again is genuinely proper shit
You don't want a gay marriage in Indonesia, cuz the confetti are rocks XD
6:10 duelist
The constant tax evasion references are fuckin gold
1:05 2:46 & 3:03 are my favourite ones 1:05 Jimmy I think you missed a bit 2:46 Sean sticking up for Rachel & I would love to see Jimmy try to get one 3:03 Aisling sticking up for Susie & her impression of Jimmy was hilarious
RIP Sean Lock :(
I love Lee
RIP Sean Lock
Vale......and Godspeed Sean.........
@6:00 - Seven letters = tussled.
The funny thing is, just as they predicted, so much time has passed that Alan is now actually divorced, and just as they said we would be, we are still watching this on a repeat, so Jimmy doing that extra piece is brilliant foreshadowing!
I love the Irish joke
I didn't realise Jimmy was a Leaver. Makes sense, though, given his fondness for creative accountancy and dislike of financial oversight. 🤣
i think they were joking hahaha hes usually pretty left wing
@@ashton3192 I know. I, too, was joking. Carr is on record as saying he thinks there should be tighter tax laws to close loopholes that allow the very rich to decide what they consider a "morally acceptable" amount of tax that they should pay. Funny how that perfectly sensible and responsible opinion is considered "left-wing" in todays society...
Jimmy cars tax bills, the one joke that will never expire
3:15 perfect
LMFAO. 👍👍👍👌👌👌🤣🤣🤣🤣
'Pre chewed pencils', would be unchewed.
That one there was a violation
Alan Carr waiting for an applause🙄
How do you cut the comeback to the famous German bit
"name a famous german. no, not that one"
That one was an Austrian, so he doesn't count anyway ;)
@@snazzypazzy became a German citizen before becoming chancellor of Germany so.... He is technically German.
@@scotsman242424 In the same way Boris Johnson is technically American.
So if its not r AH(which it is) how about Himmler, Goebels, Heydrich, Goeth( commandant as Auschwitz)? No lackof Germans there!
Could someone explain the joke he made about Ireland, the 'to be sure, to be sure' one.
Alan divorce joke aged beautifully
6:50 Victoria 😍
RIP Sean
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The pencil joke will never get old
It already was when Lee told it - decades old.
2B or not 2B.😂
It's an ancient joke.
10:33 Prophetic in 2022!!!!
I only just found out David snagged Victoria?!? Always assumed she's be married to nuclear physicist or East-end villain.
Seriously? They married in 2012.
Just make another season already!! So much crap on tv and we could just have new episodes of 8oo10cdc