Jimmy Has So Many Insults For Rob Beckett's Teeth! | Best Insults | 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
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I never get tired of Jimmy's opening insults.
I could watch this for hours.
Jimmy is so good it's unreal
Nor of the witty comebacks. "...but you can't trust those sites, because they also say you're a comedian" _and_ especially when they mention something tax related :D
Tristan Johnson qq
Its honestly the best part of the show
You forgot the best teeth joke! "Rob started brushing his teeth 9 years ago and good news: He's almost done!"
Or "Rob's really looking forward to getting his teeth into Countdown, which means there won't be much of it left!". Although my favourite was the ivory poacher joke :L
Gotta keep Britain's solar grid clean!
@@danielredmond6101 my favourite one is "Rob worried he might have bitten off more than he can chew. Dont worry Rob, theres nothing you couldnt chew" 😂😂
That was so shit
@@aero_blop586 He'll get better. They can't all be as good as your jokes. But give it time and Jimmy might actually make a career out of it.
"that's what he said when the police walked in" that was actually very funny lmao
2:48 for anybody wanting to watch it back ;P
And so fucking quick! How are they so fucking quick!
Hugo Joubert my thoughts exactly
Sometimes it's editing, sometimes they are just quick. It's their job.
Part of the comedian's magic is that they appear to be spontaneous, but almost all these jokes have been worked on over many years. They are full time professionals and they build an arsenal of comebacks
Sean: "You have to get 40 points on Countdown or you can't live here". Jimmy: "Where will you move Sean?".
Hahahaha so quick-witted I can't stop laughing
Give whoever wrote the ivory poachers line a raise!
It was probably Jimmy himself tbh, he's one hell of a natural comedian.
Possible, but not usually how jokes in panel shows work.
Well, it's not like he writes all of his stand up himself either.
Whoever wrote that line deserves a tax cut...
i see what u did there
Whenever Jimmy makes jokes about Carol Vorderman being mad/old/pissed Rachel manages to strike an almost perfect balance between looking disapproving and laughing out loud. I do feel sorry for Vorderman though. Poor mad, old, pissed Carol.
i want her to go on as a guest lol
The Sprawl the carol vordeman jokes are my favourite
Good thing you were able to bring a ouch of class elegance to the comments.
Ad Max - The phrase "sexual rummaging" made me laugh. Very enigmatic phrase. I mean, I do it all the time when I'm alone, but does Riley do it on the show? Not that I've noticed, and I've been looking.
...and she's a Tory? I didn't know that. Fucking hell that's depressing.
The best one that wasn't on this about robs teeth was "Rob can't wait to sink his teeth into countdown, meaning there won't be much of it left"
CRAPGAMER123 That was on the part 1 clip of Jimmy's insults i think
Scraggles Gaming link to that please?
They cut out the response to "when the tooth fairy came, what did you do with the money? buy a car?" and Rob said "I got quite a bit of money actually. I lent it to you so you could buy yours."
These Carol Vorderman jokes had me in tears, especially seeing Rachel Riley trying not to laugh.
Silverback asking for too much was great, but shot and melted down for glue really got me.
"Jimmy Has So Many Insults For Rob Beckett's Teeth!" Well about 4 according to the video
Rob Beckett's reaction to the Carol Vorderman jokes makes so much funnier! 😂
The rob Beckett jokes had me in tears
245thegreat They cut out the response to "when the tooth fairy came, what did you do with the money? buy a car?" and Rob said "I got quite a bit of money actually. I lent it to you so you could buy yours."
Me too! What a barrage at the end! Pissing myself laughing
No. It didn't
The brothel joke from 3:00 is fantastic, everyone chips in to build on it until Jimmy delivers the final putdown on Jon.
Jon looked so happy when jimmy announced he was married 😊
And I have to say he's done very well for himself!
Yeah, he must've foolishly believed all the ridicule was over :P
John says his new girlfriend takes his breathe away, that’s because she’s inflatable. I’m dead😂🤣
*Jon
*breath
@bw 1506 no, it's not. "Letting a breath out" = "to breathe"
@bw 1506 no, it's actually the complete opposite. Example: "I want to breathe, so I take a breath"
"Sorry, I got a bit carried away there bruv!" *inner will to live disappearing* "It's alright mate..."
"Sorry, I got a bit carried away Rob"
Hmm... seems I misheard.. "bruv", would've been funnier imho :P
Can't see Jimmy Carr as the type to say bruv tbh
me neither - that's why it was funnier :P
When you’re quoting, you need to record exactly what was said ^^
Rob laughing at the Carol Vorderman jokes is what gives me life
"And the last time a fringe appeared on him"😂😂😂
I wonder if Bill ever had hair on his head? He looks as though if his hair receded any further he would be combing his arse in the mornings.
“It’s alright, mate; without these teeth I wouldn’t have any jokes”
10:14 Oh snap! Susie's comeback was epic!!
what did she say again? I'm having a hard time understanding what she's saying there
Ray Wellington “But you know, you can never trust those sites because they say you’re a comedian.”
+Spyridon The crowd is so dumb they didn't laugh until she said she had to get her own back. If she had the title of comedian then they would have.
Spyridon Giannakis 11:18 💥😫😂💥
vicious
If you can't laugh at yourself, this is probably not the show to appear on.
Sean lock is a legend and will be dearly missed. Rest in peace
I want Carol Vorderman as a guest on Cats Does Countdown. I want this so much.
That Rachael Riley is unbelievably stunning.
Agreed !, Rachel Riley is Utter Perfection, most gorgeous and most sexy woman alive today !.
As opposed to.....the other Rachael Riley...?
Well seeing as the one on Countdown and 8 Out Of !0 cats is called RACHEL Riley...well you figure it out.
Apparently, your friend worked on the show...? I call bullshit!
As opposed to...a clean farter??
"When Car Vordemon sadly broke her leg, and had to be shot and melted down for glue." 😂😂Jesus Christ!!🤣🤣
I love that vic and bob do a brilliant "to me to you" moment even while on separate teams. Well done 😂
They should get miles on the show more
Jupp I agree
they're likely waiting till he stops laughing after last time (:
I don't think Miles wants to come back, because despite explicit promises made on the show, Sean did spit on his back during sex that night.
Oh man that was the funniest bit ever, even Jimmy couldn't control himself for minutes afterwards. Jupp's laugh gets me every time.
I thought you said smiles at first and were refering to rob Beckett but them I reread it.
Love how Rob Beckett loses it at the drunk Vorderman joke.
More zingers in this video than your local KFC, but seriously most shows would be extremely lucky to have one joke even nearly as good as any of these.
Sarah’s cackle could bring anyone out of a coma 😂♥️
"I'm not saying Rob has big teeth but he's 98% calcium" hahahaha
The Carol Vauderman jokes were brutal,
omg I'm 5"5 and a half and I _always_ acknowledge the half 😂
You have to at our height, I'm a 5'7-and-a-bit male and I always mention the bit.
I got my height measured at the nurse the other week and I'd gained an inch from 5'8.5" to 5'9.5" - I swear it wasn't the cuban heel shoes I was wearing at the time! :P
No way are you 5'5.5-if you were, you'd round up to 5'6. People who insist on the half are somewhere between .25 and .5 No offense intended. I would too if we didn't do metric heights here.
Bearded Emperor only in a comment section do you get complete strangers *telling* you about yourself.... lmao
There, or in bed after you think you blew their mind but in fact did not :(
Rob laughing at that Carol Vordeman joke makes it so much more enjoyable
Shouldn't be sat next to the alpha should you mate :D :D
@Jay Bee If that's one of his best it doesn't say much for him!
That prime number joke is genius
Peter Joy except it’s not because 51 is divisible by 3 and 17
LordECooke that was the joke
I mustve missed it, do you have a timestamp? Edit: nvm lol, I found it 4:50
LordECooke You missed the joke It’s “no longer in your prime.”
'No longer in your prime number' implies your age is not a prime number. 51 is not a prime number, so the joke makes sense
5:53 that level of cruelty aimed at Carol is art
When I'm feeling down, I just watch this and I'm laughing instantly........Jimmy Carr's insults truly are the funniest things ever.
"no longer in your prime number" is an absolutely brilliant joke 🤣🤣
The best part is how great a sport Rob is about it. Fucking glorious!
7:52 what i love about that is that Greg already knew the punchline
This show is internet gold. So glad I discovered it this week, March 2019. Makes me laugh every time.
"Jon had been single for so long that at his wedding for the something blue he just used his balls" who comes up with these
It's all most likes he's a comedian
that wasn't jimmy who wrote it; he bursts out laughing as he's reading it
The vast majority of them are written by Jimmy himself. Some of them are written by the staff. Jimmy has laughed at his own jokes before, especially for stuff like this where he hasn't rehearsed it over and over - he still has to read from the card.
@@mulrich that was his genuine laugh in this clip.
@@WaseemSakka Haven't you felt the urge to laugh at your own joke while saying it
Love cats does countdown, but when you put them all together like that .... I was in tears !!. great video
Jimmy's the greatest
"Where would you move, Sean?" Hahaha! Damn, Jimmy and his lightning-quick wits. I love it.
I was grinning like Beckett the entire video. :D
Were you kind enough to give everyone else in the room sunglasses?
I love those Carol Vorderman jokes, i wish there was more of them
The 98% calcium and druid jokes are simply brilliant. Hats off to whichever writer came up with em.
"...mainly by ivory poachers" lmao
The Carol Vorderman jokes were f**kin savage! LOL
3:06 Jonh’s face changing 😂
I love Rob's little snort at 6:18
Best part was Robb laughing at Carol Vorderman joke.
I love the one about druids having a pilgrimage in Rob's mouth and dancing around his teeth
The ivory poachers one destroyed me
6:11 I just love how much Rob Beckett enjoyed that joke.
Damn that had me in tears.
Poor Carol
She'd be laughing harder than all of them, she's a good old sport is Vorders!
2:08 is one of my all-time favourite lines.
Rob Beckett looks like a cross between two meme pictures: That dentist teddy bear with the full set of human teeth and the "lol wut?" painting aka The Biting Pear of Salamanca.
"Shouldn't be sat next to the alpha, should you mate?" XD
10:48 Jimmys face is one of the greatest things I have seen today
I just love Rachel’s weird crush ☺️ Jimmy’s face was priceless
Its really Jon. Nearly everyone ships it.
Brilliant! Never used to find Jimmy funny,but he really seems to have found his comfort zone here.
3:26 look how happy Sean is at Bill getting the piss taken out of him
Lol, this one was the best yet.
I miss Karen venderman
lord zomb . And her mobility scooter.
The drunk bitch.
She'll be in bed now . let's not wake her
lord zomb If she ever made it that far.
that slam about her asking for too much money was just too rad
I laughed at the planning permission one because that's what my dad does hahaha
Phenomenal vid guys keep up the good work!
The glue one got me... I cackled so hard.
Good chuckle
That last one against Rob 🤣🤣🤣
This is actually my favourite video on KZhead
I so want to watch the vic Reeves and bob Mortimer episode.. must've been hilarious
Dunno if you've seen Bob's stuff on Would I Lie To You. They are easily findable here, and utterly brilliant, particularly the names of his friends in his stories. :D
his stories on wilty are legendary... and the names are out of this world... i can never forget mickey the drink and neil overall (gerry dungaree's son)
The "something blue" joke took me by surprise. Brilliant.
The fringe joke had me in stitches.
Best teeth jokes I have ever heard!
Very amusing :) Thanks for upload.
Those Rob jokes had me stitches
You need to make more episodes!!!
11:37 lool laughed out loud there that was so savage..
the jokes about Rob are funny and all, but am I the only one that thinks his smile is actually really beautiful?
Clow when he smiles big it’s so engaging and makes you smile. It would make people want to be around him a lot I’d imagine
A genuine smile/laughter will always look beautiful no matter how you look like
Yes. Yes you are.
CP You've never been to Norfolk!
Clow I was thinking the exact same thing. He's got such a genuine, beautiful smile.
Damn those Jon insults though, he's rough on him xD
I cried laughing watching this.....fantastic
Rob Becket teeth insults start at 10:53
Poor Carol :(
So carol if you're watching...ah she'll be passed out by now.
If Rob ever lost a tooth while out sailing, the resulting rise in sea level would displace millions of people around the world and bring about a humanitarian crisis.
FAIL
Lol good effort though sprawl, this thread made me laugh
Cheers Nat
Bit long winded but decent
The Sprawl Props to you for trying tho
Great stuff
I love Jimmy he is so funny xxx
Bob at 3:12 looks like an older version of liam payne.. or is it just me lmao
That ivory poacher joke was absolute gold.
Best one yet🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏
Channel 4 bloke / woman / who ever is making this collaborations ! Fantastic work ! Keep these vids coming 🤩
Came here for the teeth jokes & wasn’t disappointed 🤣🤣🤣🤣
God i love Rob´s laugh :D
5:53 hahahaha
These are so good 😂
Jimmy's suits are on point each and every one.
Rob Beckett almost bankrupted the Tooth Fairy.
Something about Rachel, Roisin, and Katherine's smiles make me just melt whenever I see them.