Beware of raging pets and community critters! Looks like they found the catnip and going crazy on their owners!
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0:40 hero cat actually trying to save this man's life before it's too late
Exactly XD
lol
Joyce is full monument parkway
Your average american be like
Those animals have 0 respect for that calorie collector guy.
“One thing about these pigs is they love the mud” - he proved that one right 😂😂
You have to give it to the pig, that was a hole in one!
well it looks like he loves the mud to ;)
It was purposely video tapped for TicToc or KZhead for views, still very funny! I can only imagine how bad he and that area stunk. Pigs walor in the mud to keep them from getting heat stroke due to all of there meat and type of skin,, just like Elephants and hippos if I remember correctly! 😁😁😂😂
So SET UP
@@finenebula Right, the pig was a paid actor.
"You'd think I'd be a thinner human being with this little shit around" I felt that on a personal level.
Better than feeling that on top of you.
If he got up and walked away he’d be ok
@@jamessullivan4391 the cats cute tho
@@wondergogon057 Or perhaps putting them in a different room? It's just crazy enough to work.
Sorry Jumbo you’ve had too many cheeseburgers already.
The "welcome" sign makes 5:03 so much funnier
Still crying 😂
Damn lucky the doggo did not exit to finish the job
Not welcome to peer into the window though. German Shepherds are #1.
I doubt welcome means an open invitation to solicit whatever nonsense on their doorstep
Fnaf jumpscare
I love how fast that lady’s demeanor changes when the bird bites her ear.
That is how much she loves her birds. If they ruin her YT video then it is time for the "F-word".
@@blackorchid2261 I thought it pulled out her earring, so she was reacting to the pain.
bunch of fakers acting al sweet on camera but when the animal not doing what the want the get al angry the real animal lover just laugh
@@t84t748748t6I've for sure called mine f'ing assholes 😂 But I still love them
@@t84t748748t6 злиться на кого-то абсолютно нормально, главное не причинять вред.
4:20 - that horse has fantastic aim! Straight in the heart of the bucket
this was scripted ;) you can find the video online
It sure has great aim when it comes to spin and fling🤣🤣🤣 OMG
@@beverlyrhame3692 Still scripted and not funny at all ;)
@@anduelanduel1425 Don't care of it was scripted, it was funny
Some people don’t know when their cat has had enough
Are you forgot about September 11 attacks?!
5:13 Did that dog just utterly bash the glass off!? By god, that's an action villain in the making!!!
Can only imagine what his parents did when they saw that
@@emilylucas2217Parents? You mean owners, because Im pretty sure that the woman of that household didnt give birth to that dog.
@@FuzzyFoot58it’s a anthrophormic dog
@@Federal_Bureau_of_Investigatio Lol, a real life furry gone berserk.
That one cat that tired to drown its owner in the bath tub had me rolling 😂
I was like "ma'am wear gloves!"
4:15 I thought the horse was screaming 😂😂
🥰🥰🥰😏😏😏🥰😏😏😏
Hzfa
Same lol
Me too.
Same 🤣🤣🤣
I like how the dog in the beginning rushed up to him like “omg, are you okay??”
The dog at 7:08 did the same thing.
5:13 greatest guard dog ever
You think? If I were a postman or any kind of delivery person, I'd effing sue the owners. This isn't funny, this is unnecessarily aggressive.
@@HelenaVanCity To me she looked more like a burglar, but I could be wrong.
5:12 that dog was like: didn’t you see the sign? NO SOLICITING!
I think she was scouting the place
That was pretty awesome.
She looked pretty sketchy to me too.
Feeding the horse at 04:18 - utterly evil, and as funny as hell.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were riding..."
I love when animals outsmart people.
Not the chickens, they're here to suffer for eternity
People are also animals.
Great reason not to have a retractable leash... the dogs get to build up momentum!
Yes! This!! I despise those leashes exactly for that reason.
I have a standard leash. My 130lbs German Shepherd breaks the metal leash attachment. That retractable leash doesn't always work. That's where choker clain neck collars come in handy. Choker neck collars work flawlessly on free willed disobedient dogs. They learn quickly when they realize running in front of their master crushes their wind pipe.
Exactly how I ended up in the hospital. No more extendable leashes for me
As a training tool great and for light/small dogs and puppy's. Shouldn't be used as a main lead
@@user-ox4cz4tw3k , exactly, it's for small dogs that can't do that.
4:00 The cat pulling the girl into the tub, was hilarious!!!!
That clip is my favorite by far
"Here, bitch! You have a bath! This is how it feels to be bathed without consent!"
The cat didnt pull her into the bath , she rolled in on purpose & almost crushed the cat!
@@serioussmoke1123 She had to, the cat had his claws dug into the forearm and wanted to use it as counterweight to get out, ripping the girl her skin apart. Cause cats are assholes, dont try to deny it xD
@@belgamsafn Who was the asshole giving the cat a bath in the first place lmao?
Something tells me bird lady probably shouldn't own birds
Me too! I’m surprised no one else in the comments is talking about this...
Yep, she probably stomped the poor bird. Crazy people shouldn't have pets.
Yeah she seems VERY crazy.
Most smart bird people know you should never have a parrot on your shoulder.
Birds can be assholes sometimes. And they can be loving adorable dorks too.
4:02 That cat really didn’t want to go down without a fight
And this is why you let cats clean themselves!😆
@eioshen boboi 😂
Note for the "Hamburger Guy" These animals love you and don't want you to die. That's why they keep stealing your food.
Stealing* also that's pretty rude just 'cause he's fat doesn't mean he's gonna die. It means he's at a higher risk of getting a disease/s that could cause premature death
@@Lizziex1000 the person in your profile picture brought premature deaths to many
@@heyya7464 Very true 😂
@@Lizziex1000 Let me get this straight. Some twisted girl fangirling about a serial murderer with a profile pic of him, concerned about being "Rude" to a fat guy that's literally a couple burgers away from a heart attack. What has this world become?
@@findmeifyoucan lmao relax lad I'm not a Ted Bundy fangirl. That's a bold assumption. My nickname is Ted because i really like true crime so I made it my PFP. And just because someone is fat doesn't mean they're gonna die. I hate it when people talk shit about people who are over weight because a lot of the time it's because of an eating disorder, medical condition or other reason and yet they all get lumped into the stereotype of being lazy and unhealthy
The animals are like "Ugh... Humans..."
I say the same thing everyday then i'm like "yay...animals"
Well, cats more specifically
I can tell you with absolute certainty that if my cat was attacking me everytime I ate and trying to eat my cheeseburger, that cat would learn really quick that that's unacceptable.
I can tell!
@@frankwoods4532 🖕🏼
I'd get rid of the cat, then the cheeseburger, then the man. Perfect.
Looks like you could do to share more, big guy! 🤨
Wow. Remind me not to cross you. You sound pretty tough.
4:18 is priceless.... and the horse promptly dumps her in the water too boot LOL
the one with the chocolate was the funniest. the silence was so loud. hahahahaha
Can’t agree more lol.😂😂😂
5:45 This dog knows what to do! LOLL
5:40 What do I hear in the background?
@Make Gurung 5:40 What do I hear in the background.
He's just, y'know... Getting to know her better 😏
Guy: This is my cheeseburger. Cat: I'm doing this for your own good pal.
to be fair that lady was acting real shady as she put that paper on the front door lol
" these pigs like the mud" well i guess he heard that and wanted to give the man the ultimate 🐖 gift.
lol
5:09 best guard dog ever 😂😂
You can tell he's very passionate about his work lol
safest house in the neighborhood
dogs: but but I LOVE YOU cats: enough love now!
1:34 | props for holding onto the lead 😂
This one should have been titled "pets acting badly and the owners who allow it".
Or Animals dominating their weak owners.
I felt the same way.
Actually, these hateful and unruly animals, are influenced by the stupid people that own them. Notice how the human usually either provokes their actions, or react ignorantly afterwards. Smh. How could any animal respect those type of people. 🙄
Or "people that can't read animals body language and shouldn't be allowed to own a flexilead"
I would have called it "animals i would rather eat than keep them any longer as pets"
Every cat was attacking owners and Dogs coming back to see if the owner was okey.
Was that a pig crossed with a woolly mammoth in the first clip? I had no idea pigs could be so fluffy! 😍
There's no way those birds are still alive.
LOL
You all got some angry cats. The only time my cat has scratched me is when I have a blanket over my face; he pulls it off thinking I'm going to suffocate or something.
No he wants to make sure you're dead before starting eating you
@@BiSBAR45 He doesn't scratch ME though, only the blanket and gets me by accident. Once the blanket is removed he stops. I've tested it.
Bad people make bad pets
Bad people make bad pets
In the first one, the way the guy 'fell' into the mud looked like he liked the mud so much that he had it all planned out.
The horses were considerate enough to give them water landings
4:04 I mean did she really let that cat pull her in the tub? LMFAO 🤣
If you've ever had a cat digg its claws into your arm and then hang on to you with their entire weight, you wouldn't have to ask this question. My cat once got scared by lightning and fell of my lap and . . . well lets just say my balls were the only thing it could hold onto with its claws. Long story short it was the fastest someone brought me down to the ground in my entire life.
I swear like everytime someone falls out of a horse or pig they always perfectly land on Water or Mud
There was a lot more than water and mud in that pig hole.
Maybe horses do it on purpose cause falling into water will hurt less than ground?
Good people with guardian angels
They're staged. This one CLEARLY was.
Tell that to Superman.
0:23 dog is like wat happened dude
03:14 imagine this: You are in your room, suddenly you hear your dog barking excessively,you go investigate and someone wearing the Honda logo has broken into your house
6:40 with or without the cat, the accident would happen! And, by the way, the piano cat is the best: no acccident, no one Hurt, just pure modern art
(5:13) Police Dog: OPEN UP!!!!
I like the horse...dumps the girl in the tub so he can get the food 😋
That was a good shot! A hole in one so to speak.
I really hate that video she could easily gotten very hurt
That was the best one! 🤣🤣🤣
Very considerate of the horse to give her a soft landing. Furry pig too.
0:41 that guy definitely didn't need that burger lol
7:09 You know the dog is thinking, "What you laying on the ground for, silly?"
1:59 that’s legendary 😂
Christ, how big would hamburger guy be without that cat eating his food? It's trying to save your life man.
All the time...the fat boy eats all...the...time.
@@jeremiahbachmann3901 I found it more disturbing that he's eating it AFTER the cat's been all over it :-/
@@billyblue111 that dude clearly has no shame.... How long before the animals end up deep fried and consumed.... 🤔😖🤣
Funny I 🤣
at least if he does die the pets will be fed for a month ;)
1:47 - She is literally trying to talk like a parrot. LOL Someone please take her a plate of cookies and tell her you care about her.
Pumpkin
2:00 is the most beautifully feline behaviour. Adorable little destroyers of joy, Kings and Queens of pettiness 😂❤
@miko foin No, the cat jumping at his segway clearly threw him off. How do you come up with these conclusions?
5:13 Now that would be a perfect Horror movie jumpscare
The actions of these animals, are reflections of the stupidity of their humans.
Yupp. None of these humans reacts or acts correctly. And it's no wonder their pets are like that.
Exactly!
Thats not how animals work
@@seanoreilly1832 Two female pups came from the same litter, mine grew up friendly and trusting of everyone. Her sister is nervous and afraid of men. The sister has had cruel treatment from the men in her owners life. Another example: I got a young, but fully grown chihuahua from a man that would growl with distrust, whenever you tried to touch him. The guy told me, "Oh he does that. He won't bite you." Like it was normal. And yes, it continued for a time. He would even scramble away, if he thought that someone was going to sit near him. I had him for around ten years. Before he passed, he had stopped the nervous growling. He would seek me out, to sleep beside. He eventually even liked for me to place a blanket over him, when he curled up next to me. So, you see, an animals actions *does* reflect its humans, and the way that they are treating the animal. (His personalitydid a complete turn around.) When the chihuahua would scramble off of the furniture, I would place him next to me. I would reassuringly caress him, and let him know that it was okay to be next to me. And while he was the least bit near me, I would often let me hand rest on him, so he knew that I was a comfort, and not someone that was going to pick on him, nor torment him. I have more stories that I can share with you, as to why I am so sure that these dogs are reflecting their humans, and the treatment that they receive from them. I could tell you about the terrified pug that was given to me. She was awesome, and became a complete baby. And although the guy told me that she would kill other dogs, she lived happily with me and my pack. He only gave her to me because he saw how she wasn't terrified of me, after I had kept her for a week.❤
@@hiyapal7719 You are absolutely correct along with being trained properly! Animals can also sense there true personality as well!
We watched cockatoos “prune” trees at the Sydney arboretum, snapping branches like licorice. Why would anyone who owns two of them allow them to cavort on her shoulder, knowing they could snip right through an ear/ear lobe without any effort? And then she gets mad at the birds?
That was my favorite one. Miss Peace & Love quickly turned into Mrs. War & Hate.
I heard you like a cockatoo -- I think that was the rumour....
What, she got mad at something that bit her? So weird, right? You know treating animals like they're always about to attack you is bad, yeah?
She was kuh ray zee!!! Her mind was long gone by that point!! 😬
@@demyx0067 Her mistake was letting two large parrots near her face to begin with, so she has no one to blame but herself. It’s very dangerous. They can rip open your nose, mouth, eyes or face very easily and quickly.
3:54 I decide that is the best one
5:12 that's a real house guard, this woman will quit her job definetly!
Basically an episode from Fail Army that warns you how owning a damn cat is dangerous 😳
Because cats aren't domesticated, they are just too small to kill you like their larger cousins.
And if you own a dog you are going to be knocked/pull over
@@ericwilliams1659 just pay attention.
Right?
You’re crazy funny.
3:55 The morale to this clip is Don't bathe your cat Seriously Just Don't. They can clean themselves.
Moral of the story: Don’t own a cat
Maybe it got sprayed by an skunk
There are reasons to bath a cat. Don't judge if you don't know the circumstances. Chances are the cat smells like a piece of shit since it rolled in some nasty stuff.
i rarely need to bathe my cats. But when i do the just meow sadly and wait until im done with them XD
Had to bath my cat twice in 10 years first time was due to it rolling in shit. Second time was due to my dog puking on him. So ya sometimes your forced too but usually you don't need too
"One thing about these pigs, they love the mud" Well the real pig went into the mud, soon after that statement.
Give that pig a Heisman trophy!!!!!!!!!
I think maybe that guy needs to let his cat and dog share his burger. He doesn’t need it.
burger probably saves them from being eaten
I was thinking that too. The dude don’t need no burger.😂
You could tell so much about that girl with the two parrots. The way she was acting before and especially that outburst.
Was thinking the same thing.
Shes definitely scary
Yeah animals don’t like weird shit
This was an extremely satisfying video of seeing people get exactly what they deserve.
The reactions after getting bit makes it 100% more funnier
4:05 just leave cats alone, I'm sure here are good cats out there, also pretty sure a cat bath is just stupid.....without protective gloves, a helmet, a tranquilizer gun, and Chuck Norris standing by as back up.....
Look, I hate to bust your bubble with the needle of reality, but not even Chuck Norris can save you from that.
Well, if kitty has fleas....a bath helps. Fun fact. Get in the tub with the cat. Yea. Sounds insane, but you getting in to seems to calm my cats down. They think I am insane, but I get less scratches. They just cry and stare at me like I am insane. But just put a cat in there...and they think your trying to murder them.
Unless a cat is trained to tolerate baths, don't bathe for fun. There are situations when a cat needs a bath. Start with a nail trim, have everyting you need at hand, and know how and when to scruff.
Lol 😂
And why bathing cats? This is stupid.
I like how dogs after accidentally hurting owners always come back to see if their owner is alright meanwhile cats are just evil they don't care
they didnt come back to see if their alright they just went back to the pack leader .
@tintin555 No, cats are definitely evil. They will literally walk up to you and demand you pet them, then scratch or bite you if you do it wrong. That's not called "they just don't put up with shit from humans", it's called being a bastard
@@demyx0067 it doesn’t mean there evil...
@@romangaming6718 You're entitled to your opinion. It's "they're" by the way
That’s really true! Mostly dogs in families with a child a father and a mother see the father and mother as they’re own too! I find that pretty cute, it can also be just with the only human they see them as a parent figure, caring more about them!
3:55 "Long live the king" "Not today"
After dude eventually has his pending heart attack, those cats are a gonna devour him.
4:30 Dog:- Sorry, I didn't see you.
Dog Masters: "Ah ah ah ah ah" Cat : *Bite and scratch the master right in the face" Cat Masters : "Wtf!!"
That dog breaking through that glass door sum next level haunted house type shit
I was just wondering who installed that glass--it came out so easily.
1:01 🙈🙊😂😂😂 I like French Bulldogs very much - they are very funny! 😍💖
I don't think I've ever seen so many well-trained animals before. They deserve everything they get [the owners I mean]
5:22 my cat does that every time!
7:31 lol the way the Dog was wiggling around under the man's body
4:15 Girl on horse made my rib cage die from laughing 🤣🤣
dogs have masters, while cats have servants.
You know that dude had more than one burger in case this happens.
Oh yeah.
some of these people with cats have incredibly low pain tolerance
Human sees camera, human over reacts and exaggerates.
Have you ever been full on clawed by a cat? That’s some painful shit!
Not all heroes wear capes, like the tiny kitten taking the cheese burger out of the impending walking heart attack.
2:11 1st i love pig noises 2nd pig hit ground 3rd she got scared and ran away 4th pig chased her That was so funny
Notice that the horse gave its rider a soft landing before taking its meal. Very polite horse.
Even the cat can see that one more cheeseburger may kill him 🤣
Multiple examples of why you keep your dogs on a short leash until you are on the pavement/sidewalk
When karens see that someone is filming 5:37
4:23..🤣🤣🤣
They call dog is man's best friend. They never said that about the cats and I am sure they watched this video.
@ 0:53 "This is what I deal with every time I eat" Every minute of the day, judging by the look of him.
Dog: give me Burger pls! Cat: ITS MY BURGER!!!!
5:15 absolutely LOVE the welcome sign
That guy is such a liar, no one is stealing his food
His pets bought him 25 seconds more life.
I knew that first guy was gonna end up in the mud when he said how much the pig loves the mud! 🤣
This video should be called “reasons es why dogs are better pets than cats”
my cat watching: Lameow
This is the most hilarious video I've seen since the last time I laughed my lungs up
Which of your parents' funerals was it at?
@@jamessullivan4391 I would hope neither, as they are both very much extant.
4:16 the landing 😂🤣
Ending vid of the calico is so cute. What she's doing is she's wanting to move her "kitten" xD
1:58 me 2:07 my bro :(((
Hahahah what a cool cat, so badass. i laughed tears
1:52 ngl I’m concerned for the birds
Trust me bud, you don't need another cheeseburger. The cat is just trying to save you.
10% barnyard animals 50% dogs doing something funny 40% cats attacking their humans. I'll stick with dogs.
I own three cats and none of them do stuff like this to me. They are kind and sweet. These owners let their cats do whatever they want this is the result.
@@samysnakke forreal though, I don’t know why they act like they’re surprised, when you know damn well that they know that the cat acts like that all the time, and they never do anything to fix the problem. Aggressive animals, especially cats, piss me off.
Plus, in some of them, the cats are sleeping and disturbed. I have 2 cats and I'm actually surprised to see these cats acting like that where mine are just so sweet
So you're a narcissist. Good to know.
Interesting how dogs kicking people in the face, tackling people, dragging people across yards and off stairs, and literally breaking through a front door is considered “something funny” and cats nipping or swatting is “attacking their human” 😂
The guy at the beginning sounds SO CREEPY-- the way he’s talking to the pig!!