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This isn’t Russia, it’s Ukraine
Because Ukraine is idiotic not Russia
Because of KZhead beginning to impose useless advertising videos, promoting useless products, I'm sorry I had to vote a thumb down, though loving this video.
@@pget8462 What's that got to do with this video though?
@@Solomon_7609Studios you wish...
Loved that taxi driver, casually motions to the driver "Don't worry, I've got this!" PRICELESS!
These Hood videos on here on KZhead showing highly littered Camden, NJ, and Philadelphia, PA, and other dirty trashy cities are really because of litter, since even in bad ghetto neighborhoods here in Florida, we have virtually no litter. Also, our public works crews are cleaning the sides of the roads 24/7 as well as resurfacing the roads nonstop so there’s never any potholes, as the Florida sun plus the annual monsoonal rains are hard on them so there’s never any potholes. Roads really do require nonstop, constant maintenance to be kept in perfect condition. Unlike everywhere else in the USA, I’m glad nobody can really bitch about potholes here because they’re nonexistent.
This is the way we should deal with litterers 💯
Come on next video, American military assassins are killing civilians all over the world.
Come on next video, American military assassins are killing civilians all over the world.
You litter, you get yeeted
OMG! The criminal escaping out the back door of the van was hysterical! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's police van)) 😅 drunken russian gangster escape)))
@@user-tw1gy5sz3q Yeah also i like how he throw him back into van:):)
@@joe125ful Like literally body first then feet up and over like a rag doll... still laughing at this now, and the look on the face of the officer on the left as he goes past to get back in the van... priceless 🤣😂
making a sign to the people to keep the secret 🤫
@@user-ft2md2gd4s "C'mon, just be cool, everyone..."
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="90">1:30</a> buddy saved his buddies life. Good for him
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="268">4:28</a> “in Russia gate opens when train is coming, and closes when train is gone”
Да у нас только так. Неудивительно, что у нас так много дтп с поездами
gates to hell
I love how the guy at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="120">2:00</a> just literally threw the dude out the car 😆
We don't do littering in Mother Russia.
@@RevolverOcelot1 😆
@@RevolverOcelot1 I don't know... The taxi driver seems to have human garbage on the side of the road. Ha ha
@@RevolverOcelot1 you guys take dont mess with texas to a whole extreme other level
So good 😂 👏🏽
taxi driver is awesome, we need more of him in the world lol
I wanted to reach into the screen an high-five him
@@partariothegoth me too
I would take that slender passenger - he was so hot and cute!
@@-SundayWolf wtf..
@@evooevoo6062 Shit happens, but that guy is hot!
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="229">3:49</a> "We do a little trolling" <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="261">4:21</a> "We actually do moderate amounts of trolling"
The taxi driver did the same what I would do! What an absolute legend! 😂
@Catherine Zetack aoweiwoww8w9w
That taxi driver at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="120">2:00</a> is my hero.
That wasn’t a fail that was a win
And the drift
Sad fact it was staged
@@angry_dirt8529 prove it
I would rather take his passenger - he is SO HOT
I love those guys just casually standing on a patch of ice in the middle of the river
I need to know the outcome of that clip....how the fuck did they get down??
There was no "no one was harmed" disclaimer on that one. That being said, no one ever saw them again...so?
They were probably saying to each other, "Oh well, could be worse..."
@@lazer2365 It being Russia, they had a saying at one time (maybe it still holds true) that translated, "I wish it wouldn't be better." 👋🙂
@@barbarapettry6817 that's deep!
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="468">7:48</a> made me get a heart attack. I thought they were on a cliff/mountain 😂
YEAH, I THOUGHT IT A CLIFF OR SOMETHING
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="283">4:43</a> the most Russian way to travel on the Volga.
"No one was harmed" "No one was harmed" "Everyone was killed" "No one was harmed"
(Rolls a car) no one was harmed in any way. Top level skill
Doctor to patient : Why are you shouting so loud,you just have a broken leg from the accident ? Look,the others without heads are even silent,and not complaining !
😂🤣😂 They were all pissed off their scones on Vodka that’s why.
3:17 No one was harmed. My headphones beg to differ...
@@JohnDoe-bd5sz Instead of poisoning his opponents, l think it will be more easier and less suspicious for Putin,to knock them off in car accidents. It will also cost less !
*NO ONE WAS HARMED*
Fr?
I think someone was
Very very sad
He has to say that so his videos don’t get demonetized or deleted by KZhead
That’s a shame. Seeing people harmed is the funniest 🤣!
Somehow Russian fails are the funniest. There is an authentic rawness, brutality and carelessness to them. Endlessly entertaining.
Since I'm Russian, I say that you're right
@@mikemishustrik8170 I can confirm that
Yea that what means to be stupido xd))
@@mikolasambir4466 Make no mistake at least their stupid is funny
Всегда смешно когда у других случаются нелепые ситуации но не смешно когда сам попадаешь в нелепую ситуацию
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="67">1:07</a> "You come with me" 😂
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="235">3:55</a> I love that the finger across the lips universally means, "be quiet".
🤣🤣🤣
If the police men didn't notice that crock, then he will be a legend to escape from them. (just a joke, he might have done bad things)
no he is mewing
props to the guy at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="93">1:33</a> for saving his coworkers life.
he won't be alive for much longer since he cheated death, it's his final destination
since there was no mention of 'no one was harmed' we have to assume there was another person in there who is now most definatly dead
@@CalmoOmlac r/whooooosh
@@CalmoOmlac everyone was harmed and killed
Yeah dude. The truck would've been crushed and killed the driver. Good thing he got the Russian out of the way.
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="20">0:20</a> made me flinch.
Being Russian I laughed and felt slightly embarrassed 😳😂
Why does all this completely stupid and dangerous shit happen so often in Russia? I mean people do stupid stuff everywhere, but most of these things can very easily cause death. Does life have no value?
@@sammydemon666 Seriously? I watched the Darwin Prize winners and the USA is leading there. Apparently, you're just a Russophobe who sees what he wants to see.
I find it hard to believe that no one was harmed in any of these
Falls off motorcycle with plenty of bare skin. No one was hurt. Suuure.
Maybe by “harmed”, they meant to say “killed”? Cause that helicopter guy alone has at least a nice concussion…
Insert "seriously"
But I was written in the subtitles it must be true.
No one was harmed… much.
“No one was harmed.” At least twice I had to wonder if that was really true.
It's not... they only say it so they can keep making money from youtube. It's a lie
And when you don't see it you can assume that someone was hurt.
Its the only English phrase they know. 🤣🤣
@@bmw328igearhead I call BS. Other channels have stuff that's much worse and don't have to keep saying dopey stuff like that.
@@russellevans2446 You are missing a point.... Other KZhead channels may have worse stuff... but I'm sure they are not monetized. Fail Army makes money off the video everytime you watch it. If it doesn't meet KZhead's guidelines, it gets demonetized. Unless they claim that no one was hurt, because people getting hurt violates KZhead's policies. So if you're smelling BS, wipe off your upper lip, and keep your head out of the cow's behind.
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="150">2:30</a> actually feels so Russian They were going to clean the snow so that the roofs would not break, but they destroyed the lower roofs instead
yo did you see the clip before 💀
Actually the main reason for cleaning the roofs is to prevent snow and ice from dropping on someone's head
Yeah, and the amazingiest thing? They KEPT FREAKING GOING.
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="128">2:08</a> literally gets thrown out but his sunnies stay on. Skinny Johnny Bravo.
I feel like that taxi driver has done this before - dude is kind of built! Love it
Or that it's staged unfortunately ...
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="120">2:00</a> - This is someone I'd call an Everyday Hero. He kept the garbage, but threw out the trash! <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="229">3:49</a> - 🤣
Дрыщ симпатишный - я бы взял его к себе!
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="467">7:47</a> that ocean reflection makes the impression as if they're on a high mountain.
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="197">3:17</a> Whose dumb idea was to put wires running across right under the skiers?!
Это российские инженеры, самые гениальные в мире
@@Bukva_A я думаю это просчитавшийся убийца, который слишком низко протянул проволоку
Escaping prisoner was the best, didn’t get too far though 🤔
He is not prisoner, he most likely just drunk guy who was put away from streets to protect him against freezing.
@ Sergey Dolzhin Then why the fuck did the cop violently throw the dude back into the van? Literally throwing dude's feet up and over his head and then jumping in after like he was going to pound him??
@@whimsygrove9971 They just became angry because he escaped.
Просто он не заплатил за проезд с сиренами
Love how in almost all the clips "No one was harmed" lol. The editors must have been having a good time
ctrl + c ctrl + v
@@marinaida2835 sadly no one was harmed
✨Almost✨
Well, everyone gets offended too easily so there you have. If people have more common sense, we could have more nice things.
@@marinaida2835 every clip has different time they have to insert on every single one but yeah control c and v
Ten gość co wysiadł z więźniarki ,policyjnej ,to naprawdę było zajebiste,😂👍⁉️
Поляк?
Russian fails are on a whole other level. Greetings from Bulgaria!
Why?)
I loved the criminal who just snuck out of the back of the police van and held up his finger to shush the driver. LOL!!!
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="120">2:00</a> Taxis in Russia don’t play around, be a good customer or get tossed out.
That's the case in small towns, were the cabbies (often unlicensed) are on their own. In the big cities they are inevitably working for big corporations (Yandex, Citymobile etc.), and the customers have the upper hand. One distressed Karen = first and last strike = no more orders from the corporation.
That passenger was so hot looking man! I want to marry one like him.
@-SundayWolf he was drunk Are you sure?
"No one was harmed" Yep, that's what I believed! 🤦♂🤦♂🙏🙏
Because of KZhead beginning to impose useless advertising videos, promoting useless products, I'm sorry I had to vote a thumb down, though loving this video.
The cab driver apologizes to the back driver for his passenger's inappropriate behavior, picks up the bottle the passenger threw out the window, and then throws the passenger out of the car like a bitch. Perfect alpha male behavior. This cab driver is a real man not to be messed with. Controlled, strong and ready to use force if necessary - thumbs up!
Я ещё он ездит на BMW
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="287">4:47</a> Takes "going with the flow" to another level. Literally stuck on an ice floe
as long as it doesnt crumble, they'll probably drift close enough to land. sooner than later. probably... maybe? worst case scenario archaeologists will have some nicely frozen russ-cicles to examine in a thousand years
@@UrDadsFavouriteMaleEscort Na that river is going fast they are on their way to destination F**ked!
The guys in the video say that this transport is cheaper.
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="230">03:50</a> the best escape I’ve ever seen 😂
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="120">2:00</a> Russia has so many faces, some of them are most satisfying.
They are not fails. They are Special Driving Operations.
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="90">1:30</a> now that is a real friend 🙌🏼✨
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="230">3:50</a> didn’t even last for 5 seconds when he escaped 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol....and I like how they shoveled him back inside the van like a bag of potato
Побег из Шоушенка 🤣👍
Increasing the speed turns kinda silent film scene😂
@@user-om6pj2fv3lпобег из Шушунского
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="293">4:53</a> doesnt deserve a spot in here thats so cool
They're on thick ice on the Volga. What could possibly go wrong?
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="522">8:42</a> That's my funniest part when I first watched it. Light turns off after ball hits bulb Room goes completely black
"no one was harmed" I don't believe this anymore
actually i thought the helicopter guy dead
The videos where it doesn't say that, they were harmed.
@@user-fp4cl3mh8s guy looks like he lost his head
4:50 - no bodies found - no harm
I guess that's the text template that is used otherwise to show "Hahaha" or "F*ck" if not changed.
Love the "no one was harmed" when clearly people where harmed
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="63">1:03</a> your coming with me!
"no one was harmed" meanwhile, the drivers:
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="118">1:58</a> 😂😂😂😂😂 greatest taxi driver I have ever seen
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="118">01:58</a> The most priceless moment...the taxi driver threw out the "garbage" 😁😈
We are Russians.We are not an idiots.WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE.
unstoppable in your idiocy😂😂😂
@@swiftysylveon BAN
The taxi driver at 1.58 is an absolute star!
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="262">4:22</a> deadly Russian train crossing 😧 The car drivers knew not to trust it.
It's quite common behaviour: also in Poland: when the barrier is going up (after one train passed, signal from the second train comes a little bit later), the lights are still red - so it's not allow to drive, but due to regulations barriers CANNOT be lowered within specific amount of time (to avoid catching drivers on the rail crossing), after that time (8-13 seconds) barriers were lowered. So I don't see problem here: lights were blinking red.
@@PiotrPilinko In the video, you can see the crossing arm was up and lights were off -- then a speeding train rolls by. You don't see anything wrong with that?!? It is extremely dangerous and it will get someone killed. Railroad crossings in the US work properly and would have the crossing arm down well before any train comes through the intersection.
@@beepbop6697 You are right: lights stop blinking for 2 seconds while the arm is up. This is abnormal.
@@PiotrPilinko The problem for the U.S. is that Poles are smarter than U.S. drivers.
@@geoh7777 That was shocking. I would punch the fuck out of the drunk asshole in the control tower.
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="475">7:55</a> They only ripped their skin on the hot summer asphalt without any protection. But don't worry guys, no one was harmed!
Permanently No one was harmed permanently! Except those that were killed but not harmed
@@Lamster66 Might leave a scar, which is permanent
Не смотри наши ролики
At <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="18">0:18</a> clip when he throw an axe and is no information "No one was harmed" gets me kinda worried.
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="257">4:17</a> As a Russian, I can confirm this is what happens in Russia 24/7
Are you from Russia?
@@leaderofmine6293 yeah
@@ntmybstolp are you sure?
@@leaderofmine6293а ты что знаешь 🤨
@@leaderofmine6293 уверен на все сто, дружище
I love how the dude at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="92">1:32</a> saved his homie's live before running away from that truck, awesome
Outrageous title! Certainly something like that will be deleted with Jews!
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="485">8:05</a> - Him just watching the slow motion fall (and ignoring her trying to reach out to him for help) was priceless.
Tbh it didn't look like she lost her balance at all I thought she was just going to see the water lol
@@blacklight310 oh, she saw the water alright. ;)
The guy throwing him out for littering.😂 it was like the driver said ill show you littering.
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="23">0:23</a> the new 6th generation fighter!
@<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="135">2:15</a> - it appears there are some Russians who detest those who litter! Lol
I flinched HARD when that axe came flying out of my screen. 😂
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="80">1:20</a> Yellow car driving straight to his life goals.
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="601">10:01</a> The cop car: Ok, I pull up
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="695">11:35</a> In Russia, pants wear you
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="102">1:42</a> - that skier is a great inspiration for all those Just Stop Oil protestors.
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="122">2:02</a> That taxi driver deserves to be the taxi driver of the year
Taxi driver with the litter bug is my hero!
That was the BEST one ! Hopefully that " ˈlidərˌbəɡ," " мусорить " or Litterbug ( if speaking English ) was like 40 kilometers from wherever He needed to be and whilst walking, an EPIC rainstorm rolled through . Mess with Nature and PAY ! 🤣🤣🤣
Personally, I think it should be legal in every country to throw a passenger like that out. Way to go taxi man!
It wasn't an Uber-type company, etc. There will be nothing for this driver.
@@DenOfTenit was, but it doesn’t meter if our men is angry
The taxi driver at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="144">2:24</a> bro was so clueless to what just happened 😂
I literally am crying I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="257">4:17</a> You must LOVE the criminal that sneaked out of the UAZ 469 car. And how calm and obedient he was when he was rearrested. Thats how it should be!
Because cops and civilians in Russia are not strangers... they're humans so they treat each other this way. not like america.
Это УАЗ-452, его называют "Буханка".
ok guys you both know car's name .nothing to flex
"No one was harmed" Somehow I find that hard to believe
It's a typo. It's supposed to say "No one was hammered".
It's to you know, avoid the ban on the ytubes, because if someone got a splinter, well now, channel banned!
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="471">7:51</a> had me for a sec lol💀
Best taxi driver of the year award - and he knows how to drive!
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="293">4:53</a> don't disturb them they are having important conversation 🤣
🤣
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="467">7:47</a> That lake was so calm I though he was about swing off a cliff.
BRUH, i was like "he ded" XDXDXD
Хахаххаа
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="230">3:50</a> Russian mr. Bean🤣🤣
Когда падал лёд с крыши и козырёк выдержал удар, это респект строителям.
"no one was harmed" "no one was harmed" "no one was harmed" "no one was harmed" "no one was harmed" "no one was harmed" "no one was harmed"
Pity
The Russians, they're tough as nails©
@@kaliitka3906 это правда )
I like to believe that any video that DOESN'T say *no one was harmed* means somebody died or was seriously maimed
:52 How do you net get harmed by something like that?
Car: Crashes into a boulder at 100 mph crushing everyone Fail Army: No one was harmed My comment was supposed to be funny guys, you started a war down there
I freaking hate this new text... I wish they would stop adding it or at least add it as captions so I can turn it the freak off...
@@Denis19912 We have to unfortunately :(
@@failarmy even with 0 proof they do this
I always wonder about this, how can they verify it really? No doubt a lot of their clips are taken from KZhead uploads, but it must be so hard to find the source, let alone find out if anyone was harmed.
@@failarmy is it cuz of youtubues shitty demonitizing rules?
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="482">8:02</a> Olympic!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Big respect to the taxi driver.
Russians are a special type species of human being! 😂😂😂
stupid ones
The guys going down the river was hilarious.... It was like an ice Taxi 🤣
В соседнее село едут просто
That cab driver did NOT tolerate littering... mad respect 🗿🗿
No one was harmed: do you know all of them?
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="605">10:05</a> how did so many race cars fall for that curve?!?! 🤣🤣
It's a rallying stage so there are TWO possible causes: · In some rallies, the organization gives you how sharp each corner is. They might've fucked up and had written the corner is way faster than it is. · In most rallies, the teams travel the stages at very low speeds 1-2 weeks before and write the corner notes themselves. Since it's a dirt road, it's possible the conditions were very different before the stage (organizers tend to smooth dirt roads before a competition) and the corner is suddenly off-camber instead of flat, for example.
all are Russian
The guy with his frozen 👖 jeans at the end had me laughing for 10 minutes. Not sure why. Hilarious.
And this does not happen when the temperature is -50 Celsius
When I was a baby, my Mom hung my diapers to dry in Germany. Indoors. Same result!
@@emilyevans6989 how about now ?? Or you just use the facilities now ?
Freeze dried jeans.
Хорошие комменты, на позитиве👍🤣
Таксисту респект.
Because of KZhead beginning to impose useless advertising videos, promoting useless products, I'm sorry I had to vote a thumb down, though loving this video.
@@pget8462No one cares, bub.
Yes,nobody was harmed,we're just immortal in Russia. You're right FailArmy
Еще и медведей в квартирах держим!
@Sgt O don't cry please
@@Nikolaev0 да, и водку хлещем тоннами. В час
@Sgt O that's why ukraine asks for help from every country?
@@thesoldierofum3467 they don't even need to ask, we are glad to do our part as well.
You know you are watching Russian dashcams when vehicles just come flying out of nowhere at high speed
Its like they have a cultural obligation to drive like complete lunatics🤣🤣
Yeah cause that never happens elsewhere, right ?...
Это мы ещё не особо торопимся ! Так просто за сигаретами ездим
As comets 🤣🤣😂🤣😂
@@StarCoreSE - Probably, but I know it when I see it
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="71">1:11</a> фура:я поехал пока газель:стой а можно я с тобой?
- bodies strewn across the street - **NO ONE WAS HARMED**
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="350">5:50</a> its amazing how 100 people wont act out of character untill 1 person takes the incentive to say "fuuk my job, everyone move, a tree is about to fall on us"
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="457">07:37</a> this driver....AMAZING SKILLS
ᗩ ᑎᗝ丅ᗴ Ƴᗝᑌ ᗯᕼᗴᖇᗴ ᖇᗴᖴᗴᖇᖇᗴᗪ ᗷƳ ᗰᗴ 丅ᗴxт📥Ŵ𝒉ạťʂ𝑨ƤƤ ±𝟏𝟐𝟑𝟒𝟐𝟒𝟗𝟔𝟔𝟐𝟎✔⚡️💯
@@user-ed4dn2cj1t what?
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="175">2:55</a> and <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="196">3:16</a> will never stop being funny like who tf thinks these people are a threat to the world
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="118">1:58</a> is just good citizenship. We should all be like that cab driver.