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No one asked but I found Mortal Kombat's best cuddler | Unraveled

Polygon
2019 ж. 25 Мам.
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Mortal Kombat is a gruesome game filled with murderous characters that, honestly, should chill out a little. So Brian David Gilbert unraveled which Mortal Kombatant would cuddle the best.
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  • “I don’t want to cuddle with my sleep paralysis monster” *coward*

    @micahfashionista@micahfashionista5 жыл бұрын

    • i was abt to say the exact same thing is the human race just one horny hive mind?

      @phaeina6719@phaeina67195 жыл бұрын

    • Phaeina yes, have you seen the fallout speed sex runs

      @hotelvictortango@hotelvictortango5 жыл бұрын

    • My sleep paralysis monster is just a giant fricken shadow so idk what to do D:

      @broster9211@broster92115 жыл бұрын

    • Okay, but imagine the possibilities of cuddles with bf Saibot. He can create a body double for your maximum comfort and protection. I mean you'll get portal sludge all over you, but sacrifices must be made for the perfect goth bf.

      @palerider9952@palerider99525 жыл бұрын

    • Mae-Neau He reminds me too much of my paralysis demon and that guy’s a god damm a-hole. Also me no like the sludge b

      @broster9211@broster92115 жыл бұрын

  • "Her whole personality is woman" That describes 90% of 90's characters

    @data6022@data60225 жыл бұрын

    • Even the male 90's characters?

      @blarg2429@blarg24295 жыл бұрын

    • Brave of you to assume 90% of 90s characters are women

      @Fruckert@Fruckert5 жыл бұрын

    • @@blarg2429 yes, though they generally either get described in terms of a single word, like "guns", "red" or "angry".

      @Yal_Rathol@Yal_Rathol5 жыл бұрын

    • alsoshesasandyhooktruther

      @lapsedpacifist1@lapsedpacifist15 жыл бұрын

    • @SweenerButtz well you could at least break man into 3 categories: gunhaver, knifehaver, and kickpuncher

      @KaiPlews@KaiPlews5 жыл бұрын

  • “Her personality is just... *woman* ”

    @bordwithasword@bordwithasword4 жыл бұрын

    • alsoshesasandyhooktruther

      @thesestrangerslikeme@thesestrangerslikeme4 жыл бұрын

    • @@thesestrangerslikeme Best laugh this week, thank you Brian.

      @OcirusWolf@OcirusWolf3 жыл бұрын

    • @@thesestrangerslikeme That "also" hit me like a sock filled with quarters.

      @Silverwind87@Silverwind873 жыл бұрын

    • My personality is also just... woman. I'm not even a woman.

      @TheUncannyDani@TheUncannyDani3 жыл бұрын

    • @@TheUncannyDani unbelievably powerful trans energy

      @breakfast3006@breakfast30063 жыл бұрын

  • Also in Fujin's tower ending he uses the hourglass to experience a timeline where he's born as every race, gender, religion, sexuality, etc, specifically so he can understand how EVERYONE IN EVERY REALM FEELS. Fujin is the wokest bae.

    @kamalalsb7292@kamalalsb72923 жыл бұрын

    • Does that mean that he experienced all 7,000 fungus genders? Mad lad.

      @bananabanana484@bananabanana4842 жыл бұрын

    • New favourite Mortal Kombat character right here

      @2dtrash19@2dtrash192 жыл бұрын

    • @@bananabanana484 trust me, it just plain isn’t worth it without the fungus genders

      @SorowFame@SorowFame Жыл бұрын

    • @@bananabanana484 the WHAT

      @demiurge2501@demiurge2501 Жыл бұрын

    • Seems like he'a virtue signalling to me

      @jabelzwavelz9124@jabelzwavelz9124 Жыл бұрын

  • since he cut his hair and grew out that sick 'stache brian both looks like somebody's father and somebody dressing up like their father simultaneously

    @softskwid@softskwid5 жыл бұрын

    • He looks like the creepy uncle that makes you let him video tape you in his basement.

      @SolaireFlair@SolaireFlair5 жыл бұрын

    • This is the kind of content I live for

      @ringc95@ringc955 жыл бұрын

    • He’s a father that’s dressing as himself, because the self is only a construct

      @imnotdoingthisforfun@imnotdoingthisforfun5 жыл бұрын

    • The nail polish completes the look.

      @Ash-hl2mr@Ash-hl2mr5 жыл бұрын

    • The nail polish completes the look.

      @Ash-hl2mr@Ash-hl2mr5 жыл бұрын

  • the raw emotion in "there's red bull in this mug. HYAAA-" frightens me

    @fruitylittleman8025@fruitylittleman80255 жыл бұрын

    • Yes, it's a very specific brand.

      @mfitzburger5137@mfitzburger51375 жыл бұрын

    • I was briefly scared that Brian was going to leap out of the screen and kick my whole ass

      @thrownstair@thrownstair4 жыл бұрын

    • Never give him redbull

      @chrisnolastname1464@chrisnolastname14644 жыл бұрын

    • I got so hyped

      @jbaby362@jbaby3624 жыл бұрын

    • Give him all of the Red Bull.

      @teddybaker4759@teddybaker47594 жыл бұрын

  • ngl when he said "four strong arms to hold you, one strong heart to love you" my heart skipped a beat

    @cor289@cor2894 жыл бұрын

    • I like that line, but "Telekinesis, baybee!" just has some weirdness energy to it that jives right with me *shrug*

      @kilo3989@kilo39893 жыл бұрын

    • Yo me too

      @auntvivienne8669@auntvivienne86693 жыл бұрын

    • I heard "four strong arms to hold you, one strong arm to love you," and genuinely tried to figure out where the fifth arm was coming from.

      @user-dd4jo9zd9d@user-dd4jo9zd9d3 жыл бұрын

    • @@user-dd4jo9zd9d Wait that's not what he said???

      @transbiologistthetransesto7956@transbiologistthetransesto79563 жыл бұрын

    • JJ yeah i totally thought it was a sex joke

      @ozu2647@ozu26473 жыл бұрын

  • "Do not attempt to cuddle this skinless meat man" If I had a nickel for every time someone has said that about me.

    @TheAlexual@TheAlexual4 жыл бұрын

    • I know this was a month ago but desperately I need to know how many nickels you would have

      @wagonfruitpiano6480@wagonfruitpiano64804 жыл бұрын

    • I also desperately need to know

      @KassiusCalix@KassiusCalix4 жыл бұрын

    • So you're circumsized then?

      @cameronscott9399@cameronscott93994 жыл бұрын

    • you you what

      @halleycapra@halleycapra4 жыл бұрын

    • I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice

      @paladin_2164@paladin_21644 жыл бұрын

  • Broke: Fighting each other to the *_death_* Woke: Cuddling it out and handling the situation peacefully

    @ChristopherMoom@ChristopherMoom5 жыл бұрын

    • Everynody should know that the true answer to conflict is clear communication. What better way to communicate than to chat while in the arms of a great cuddler?

      @writershard5065@writershard50655 жыл бұрын

    • F R I E N D S H I P

      @dillankempter5780@dillankempter57805 жыл бұрын

    • Broke: Mortal Kombat Woke: Immortal Kompromise

      @Soaring_lizzard@Soaring_lizzard5 жыл бұрын

    • Boring! But also hot.

      @physical_insanity@physical_insanity5 жыл бұрын

    • Christopher Moon Shao Khan came into power because of his giant muscle tits being perfect cuddling material.

      @palerider9952@palerider99525 жыл бұрын

  • man, this is a weird political compass

    @roseweb2003@roseweb20034 жыл бұрын

    • I know right? I click on these things on accident and now I just can’t look away it’s like a train wreck or a plane crash. It’s confusing, concerning, and I don’t understand why the hell he excludes things from these lists that should be there for the extra datum points, that and I don’t really get how in the hell he thinks.

      @darrvenomfier790@darrvenomfier7904 жыл бұрын

    • Darr Venom Fier That’s BDG for ya

      @samlevy9897@samlevy98974 жыл бұрын

    • @@darrvenomfier790 I bet he actually works from the categories outward: so he comes up with 4 categories, decides who is in each, and throws out the boring ones he can't come up with a joke for. Its really just a video game themed comedy sketch disguised as vg journalism.

      @jasonwalker4003@jasonwalker40034 жыл бұрын

    • It works pretty well as the normal political compass if you flip it upside down and sideways

      @trueaidooo@trueaidooo3 жыл бұрын

    • Why is Brian a centrist?

      @Silverwind87@Silverwind873 жыл бұрын

  • There is an underlying implication with each review that BDG has personally cuddled and tested each character before making this video.

    @pauciloquentflibbertigibbe5217@pauciloquentflibbertigibbe52174 жыл бұрын

    • he did

      @Firedragon-nd1ck@Firedragon-nd1ck2 жыл бұрын

    • It took weeks to get those bugs out after D’vorah

      @razamirza5841@razamirza58417 ай бұрын

  • "cassie is less edgy and violent" **punches her hands inside her dad's open chest just to take a selfie**

    @Brunoenribeiro@Brunoenribeiro4 жыл бұрын

    • I mean, for Mortal Kombat that's pretty chill. All of these people would be riiiight down in the bottom right in any wider analysis.

      @Dracinard@Dracinard3 жыл бұрын

    • Considering Mortal Kombat is a franchise where "friendly sparring" spills more blood than an alcoholic vampire raiding a Red Cross center, that's pretty chill.

      @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong3 жыл бұрын

    • *punches in people’s balls (or…vaginas?) with no remorse*

      @ms.fukawa-hanamura3754@ms.fukawa-hanamura37543 жыл бұрын

  • Girl: “wanna cuddle?😉 Raiden: *“I must consult the elder gods”*

    @khaos7070@khaos70705 жыл бұрын

    • And if she says let's hook up he goes full Frollo.....BECAUSE RELIGION

      @recklessabandon5678@recklessabandon56784 жыл бұрын

    • or guy. no discrimination

      @Daeneiracorn@Daeneiracorn4 жыл бұрын

    • heh heh heh heh... ...sorry

      @Honsanmai@Honsanmai4 жыл бұрын

    • “Liu kang, I need you help talking to a girl... this mission is so perilous I might accidentally kill you.... again”

      @dmod3350@dmod33503 жыл бұрын

    • @@dmod3350 Yes... "accidentally".

      @SsnakeBite@SsnakeBite3 жыл бұрын

  • BDG's personal grooming aesthetic is now 'beleaguered scientist from 1941 who contributed to building the atomic bomb'.

    @austinsurge@austinsurge5 жыл бұрын

    • "...and was horrified at what he created once it was unleashed and joined the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists to try and alleviate his guilt, which he will likely never be free of."

      @dominateeye@dominateeye5 жыл бұрын

    • @@dominateeye is this from cats cradle

      @anthonyr.9566@anthonyr.95665 жыл бұрын

    • "Now we are all sons of bitches."

      @benevolentworldexploder5395@benevolentworldexploder53955 жыл бұрын

    • He actually looks a lot like my uncle Gustave now

      @FrenchToast663@FrenchToast6635 жыл бұрын

    • DominateEye TRUTH

      @DrCrowPHD@DrCrowPHD5 жыл бұрын

  • I’m here from the future, Fujin has proven to be exactly what Brian said he was in the modern canon. A mortal loving soft-heart.

    @Tylerbolical@Tylerbolical3 жыл бұрын

    • That’s actually really cool! :)

      @toastycafe@toastycafe3 жыл бұрын

  • "Self-shipping is cringe." they said. "Why are you imagining what it's like to cuddle a fictional character?" they said.

    @fandomcringebucket@fandomcringebucket3 жыл бұрын

  • The erratic dancing at the beginning immediately followed by "There's Redbull in this mug" is a peak example of BDG energy

    @CowsAreIrrelevant@CowsAreIrrelevant5 жыл бұрын

    • TheToxicZombie HIYAH

      @andyporter5494@andyporter54945 жыл бұрын

    • Am new here; read BDG as Big-Dick-Guy. Was very confused.

      @fen4613@fen46135 жыл бұрын

    • TheToxicZombie we work hard to put effort in our vids!! Pls check us out and give some feedback 🙏🏽

      @UltimateLegendwillliveforever@UltimateLegendwillliveforever5 жыл бұрын

    • TheToxicZombie, they “HYEAH” at the end is every show

      @doge3400@doge34005 жыл бұрын

    • MHmm I agree

      @spammyshot8749@spammyshot87495 жыл бұрын

  • Brian: "I'm not dancing this season" Also Brian: "MORTAL KOMFORT! BADUMBADUMBADUMBADABA"

    @bjarkijonsson5653@bjarkijonsson56535 жыл бұрын

    • Komfort lol

      @myboy732@myboy7325 жыл бұрын

    • Aren't we glad this canon plot point was retconned!

      @Maradrafts@Maradrafts5 жыл бұрын

  • no one's gonna mention that pat gill literally wrote the bit about anti imperialism? no? just me? alright. i see you, comrade patrick.

    @zonkvervonk@zonkvervonk3 жыл бұрын

    • lol Pat does shit like that all the time.

      @Torma25@Torma253 жыл бұрын

    • Talk about a woke bae.

      @Silverwind87@Silverwind873 жыл бұрын

    • he is constantly giving me life

      @yurigouveawagner9432@yurigouveawagner94323 жыл бұрын

    • @Bryce Plummer why are you bringing them up?

      @kevinwillems8720@kevinwillems87203 жыл бұрын

    • @Bryce Plummer your first comment seems to imply that communism is inherently like the USSR, which it’s not.

      @coyotedomino@coyotedomino3 жыл бұрын

  • The Sub-Zero one was gold. “You know those people who think it’s funny to touch you with cold hands?” And then it just ends 😂😂😂

    @scepta101@scepta1013 жыл бұрын

    • my ex though it was funny to put her ice feet on my back when we slept. in my defense im a furnace due to dry skin, i don't sweat i just get hotter.

      @CallMeMimi27@CallMeMimi27 Жыл бұрын

    • @@CallMeMimi27 i’m the opposite, i’m a storm god that will unleash a flood at the slightest rise in temperature

      @sentientmustache8360@sentientmustache836011 ай бұрын

    • There's no need to even finish it. We all know what he meant

      @centenia5040@centenia504011 ай бұрын

    • @@sentientmustache8360 🤣💀o7

      @standingdoor7077@standingdoor70777 ай бұрын

    • @@sentientmustache8360 "Listen,SOME OF US SWEAT, from the moment we wake up, to the moment we go to sleep, some of our BODIEEES, are betraying us CONSTANTLY." -Brennan Lee Mulligan

      @standingdoor7077@standingdoor70777 ай бұрын

  • You lasted 2 episodes and now you’re dancing again

    @Unenthusiastic_@Unenthusiastic_5 жыл бұрын

    • Not even two full episodes. Seconds into episode 2, he broke

      @LlamaKing9000@LlamaKing90005 жыл бұрын

    • This is exactly what I wanted to happen tbh

      @jj66123@jj661235 жыл бұрын

    • afhgrgvshbjb I knew someone else noticed

      @Mr-wb6bi@Mr-wb6bi5 жыл бұрын

    • called it

      @Luca-lp2vk@Luca-lp2vk5 жыл бұрын

    • I knew it

      @Kenneth_A_H@Kenneth_A_H5 жыл бұрын

  • i am absolutely furious that he managed to describe my highschool boyfriend in a single sentence

    @halcyonclaire7179@halcyonclaire71795 жыл бұрын

    • Halcyon Claire Which...Which sentence?

      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick4 жыл бұрын

    • @@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 5:36

      @halcyonclaire7179@halcyonclaire71794 жыл бұрын

    • Halcyon Claire That seems obvious now that I think about it, but having forgotten about that specific line, practically any of these descriptions would have been apt.

      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick4 жыл бұрын

    • ''Skinless meat-man''

      @theweakestbrazilianmale3398@theweakestbrazilianmale33984 жыл бұрын

    • @@theweakestbrazilianmale3398 yep i dodged a real bullet there

      @halcyonclaire7179@halcyonclaire71794 жыл бұрын

  • "Steer clear of this knife pervert," destroyed my entire soul.

    @denisehuston2573@denisehuston25734 жыл бұрын

    • (Kiryu Kazuma slides a photo of Goro Majima across the table)

      @dadprom@dadprom3 жыл бұрын

    • New Japan Pro Wrestling main event storyline for the past few years.

      @RetepAdam@RetepAdam Жыл бұрын

    • Me after I broke up with one of my ex boyfriends

      @nathaliem3423@nathaliem3423 Жыл бұрын

  • When he was talking about the Micheal Cera category as "your high school boyfriend" it was so accurate that it forces me to wonder if bdg was/had a clingy high school boyfriend

    @nicknasty6369@nicknasty63693 жыл бұрын

    • probably both lets be real for a second here

      @sethamederat5841@sethamederat58412 жыл бұрын

    • I watched this video at first before I had a girlfriend, and then I rewatched it recently and at that part I was like "Ohhhh, it's me! I get it now."

      @chrisc9526@chrisc9526 Жыл бұрын

  • I love that the "Emotional Availability" vs "Physical Risk" grid is actually a pretty legitimate setup that could be used to judge potential real life relationships.

    @moonjellymusic@moonjellymusic4 жыл бұрын

    • I mean, the physical risk here mostly comes accidentally and if you're willing to physically hurt your partner I wouldn't call that emotional available.

      @likira111@likira1114 жыл бұрын

    • Replace physical risk with financial/legal risk?

      @FishCatsu@FishCatsu4 жыл бұрын

    • @@likira111 I'd replace it with "sexual experimentation"

      @Kuaheak2018@Kuaheak20184 жыл бұрын

    • @@Kuaheak2018 Idk, I feel like unless you are boring af you objectively want that to be above the center. Maybe sexual risk though, like likelihood of accidentally (or purposely) injuring you during sex is an important factor. I've never dated a really tiny lady but that always seems like a real problem if your girl is 94 pounds

      @skeetsmcgrew3282@skeetsmcgrew32824 жыл бұрын

    • @@Kuaheak2018 sex drive maybe? Too much and too little. Assertiveness? Too little and your partner lets you walk all over them to please you, too much they criticize everything about you. Stability/ecitement? too little and nothing ever happens and the relationship is dull, too much and the relationship is an endless cycle of extreme highs and lows.

      @likira111@likira1114 жыл бұрын

  • this is, how do you say, "bisexual culture"

    @omglazerspiewpiew@omglazerspiewpiew5 жыл бұрын

    • Amen

      @freckspeck@freckspeck5 жыл бұрын

    • @@freckspeck no Nature loves you :) Most of the time...

      @Angel-ss1uv@Angel-ss1uv5 жыл бұрын

    • I love that Polygon cultivates the sort of viewerbase where this can be in the top comments free of discourse or hatred :^) (especially as a fellow bi)

      @Epichalestorm@Epichalestorm5 жыл бұрын

    • Kano’s fatality “Last Dance” is REAL bisexual culture

      @jacegerard8343@jacegerard83435 жыл бұрын

    • 😌👊

      @jessiesloan8430@jessiesloan84305 жыл бұрын

  • ACABAC walked so ACAB could run

    @gr4ve686@gr4ve6863 жыл бұрын

    • Kinda hurts I think I’m pretty good at cuddling. Lol

      @cottonw3284@cottonw32843 жыл бұрын

    • @@cottonw3284 silence pig

      @gliscorpropagandaaccount1764@gliscorpropagandaaccount17643 жыл бұрын

    • @@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764 good job you made me mad so now I have to go beat my wife see what you did

      @cottonw3284@cottonw32843 жыл бұрын

    • @@cottonw3284 bruh

      @roniraz4396@roniraz43963 жыл бұрын

  • BDG, previous episode: "I'm not dancing this season" BDG, this episode: *dances twice*

    @Stebz09@Stebz094 жыл бұрын

  • "why spend hours of time in therapy confronting your flaws...when you could just touch this dogman?" best line ever

    @gusty7153@gusty71534 жыл бұрын

    • Furries

      @JoeBurkeZerk@JoeBurkeZerk4 жыл бұрын

    • Lolyeess. Said the entire furry community

      @anothercoda3403@anothercoda34034 жыл бұрын

    • legoshi from beastars

      @yixuu@yixuu3 жыл бұрын

    • *touch the dog*

      @formerly_human@formerly_human3 жыл бұрын

    • People commenting about furries apparently haven’t ever had the therapeutic experience of petting a good dog.

      @sealedtugboat9965@sealedtugboat99652 жыл бұрын

  • I am sad, because after Brian David Gilbert grew his mustache and cut his hair, he and Patrick Gill no longer look like pallet swaps of the same character model.

    @angryyogbuscus1578@angryyogbuscus15785 жыл бұрын

    • Angry Yogbuscus we cant put one of them in smash and make the other one an echo fighter now :(((((

      @crychan@crychan5 жыл бұрын

    • crychan no, look at it this way. New bdg is the alternate model skin for the same character. Like bayonetta

      @miacarbone1479@miacarbone14795 жыл бұрын

    • this is the only valid criticism of the mustache honestly

      @mozarteanchaos@mozarteanchaos5 жыл бұрын

    • It's sad, mainly because I also have the same hair and now we don't smh

      @Cptncatastophic@Cptncatastophic5 жыл бұрын

    • He has become the Alolan form

      @ashperdue6042@ashperdue60425 жыл бұрын

  • 7:22 *a major himbo with a nice jock energy, this dude is a soft as his beautiful downy hair*

    @oliviamcgill3761@oliviamcgill37614 жыл бұрын

    • Yup. He was my front runner until the dog guy showed up. Who doesn't like a cuddle partner who appreciates belly rubs?

      @suitov@suitov3 жыл бұрын

  • The only good time to be a centrist

    @leftythat5833@leftythat58334 жыл бұрын

    • not my Overton Window

      @haysdixon6227@haysdixon62273 жыл бұрын

    • Someone show this to Jreg

      @drewp.weiner5708@drewp.weiner57083 жыл бұрын

    • Man if I cared about politics I'd be so mad at what might be a hot take right now

      @ohitsrusher842@ohitsrusher8423 жыл бұрын

    • And also, in your political compass

      @Nemesis_T-Type@Nemesis_T-Type Жыл бұрын

  • He talked about all of them like he did cuddle with every single one and I'm totally buying it

    @roedoresdeoliveira@roedoresdeoliveira4 жыл бұрын

    • me too.

      @mortua_conjuga@mortua_conjuga4 жыл бұрын

    • im convinced he did tbh

      @iwakeupandboomimarat@iwakeupandboomimarat4 жыл бұрын

    • And the ones he eliminates at the start are the people that didnt want to cuddle with him. Hes still salty about that.

      @zomblesallegoy@zomblesallegoy4 жыл бұрын

    • @@zomblesallegoy their loss 💁🏿‍♀️

      @mortua_conjuga@mortua_conjuga4 жыл бұрын

    • Lucky bitch.

      @Silverwind87@Silverwind874 жыл бұрын

  • Can someone be chaotic and lawful at the same time? BDG radiates an incalculable energy.

    @enduringstone@enduringstone5 жыл бұрын

    • This is what "neutral" is on the scale. Everyone imagines it as more chill, but it's just this total paradox state.

      @nessesaryschoolthing@nessesaryschoolthing5 жыл бұрын

    • Nah he's chaotic good all the way

      @bassplayertaylor6983@bassplayertaylor69835 жыл бұрын

    • he transcends alignment charts

      @esotericpince@esotericpince5 жыл бұрын

    • chaotic neutral/chaotic good

      @RedCloudfield@RedCloudfield5 жыл бұрын

    • @@RedCloudfield like 1e's true neutral, where you straight up went from one end of extremism anarcho-murder man to extremo law following murder man

      @phoenixgods1@phoenixgods14 жыл бұрын

  • Tbh I would put Milena at the “high emotional availability-high risk” category, her entire character arc revolves around her deep set loneliness being named an abomination to all who sees her grin and her flirtatious nature paired with someone not being appalled by her would probably make her jump (see her great friendship/hinted partnership in one of the endings with Tanya in the Mortal Kombat series, and how much she defends her). HOWEVER, she also has deep trust issues, is a cannibal, and will probably believe that you will only hurt her causing her to ultimately betray you before you have the chance to, and eat your face off.

    @dumbofass@dumbofass3 жыл бұрын

    • thats... the point. i want her to give me the praying mantis treatment (the female mantis eats the males head after mating, and some spiders do this too)

      @hughjanos3992@hughjanos3992 Жыл бұрын

    • I'll take any risk to cuddle with her (I'm so gay for her)

      @froggycutie0@froggycutie05 ай бұрын

    • I know, how did she not make it into the scissor hands category? She's like the most extreme example of it.

      @lordtrigon1733@lordtrigon17334 ай бұрын

  • "Why spend hours in therapy confronting your flaws when you could just touch this dog-man?" - Brian David Gilbert, 2k19

    @tack3232@tack32324 жыл бұрын

  • "There's Red Bull in this mug *_H I Y A H"_* Never before have I seen a better example of what Red Bull does

    @catlamp9894@catlamp98945 жыл бұрын

    • Cat Lamp I saw the name then I saw the photo. Thank you, Cat Lamp.

      @crowspeaches5123@crowspeaches51235 жыл бұрын

    • PMS does the same thing.

      @mimmikibilly@mimmikibilly5 жыл бұрын

    • Cat Lamp It’s so t r u e. Also is that lamp in your pfp real? Because I need it.

      @orbsorbs8465@orbsorbs84655 жыл бұрын

    • @@crowspeaches5123 I live to bring hope and happiness to those less fortunate than I

      @catlamp9894@catlamp98945 жыл бұрын

    • @@orbsorbs8465 Indeed. Is it not majestic?

      @catlamp9894@catlamp98945 жыл бұрын

  • “High school boyfriend” “Low risk” *laughs in restraining order applicant*

    @IanZWhite00@IanZWhite005 жыл бұрын

    • Ian White hard core oooof. Lol

      @brandonminer1914@brandonminer19145 жыл бұрын

    • BUD?? r u okay?

      @guavagecko@guavagecko5 жыл бұрын

    • just replace "high school boyfriend" with "michael cera"

      @zamuy12479@zamuy124795 жыл бұрын

  • I like how Brian gives off the vibe that he has dated all of them and cuddled them

    @seesemeseeds1217@seesemeseeds1217 Жыл бұрын

  • "Do not attempt to cuddle the skinless meat man" Nice try BDG, but you aren't getting in the way this time.

    @itsroman548@itsroman5484 жыл бұрын

  • BDG is an impressive beacon of Bi energy, and i'm living for it

    @Dannyplodocus@Dannyplodocus5 жыл бұрын

    • like i thought i was gay but then i remembered that dude's like this exist and i am bi

      @weevilwizarddotmusic9711@weevilwizarddotmusic97114 жыл бұрын

    • Is he really bi?

      @madhatt3r93@madhatt3r934 жыл бұрын

    • @@madhatt3r93 no idea

      @Dannyplodocus@Dannyplodocus4 жыл бұрын

    • lilou Moonlight well in their overboard deception game Allegra did refer to an SO for BDG as gf or bf, and I know that’s a horrible metric to base anything off of but it does give me slight hope

      @moonchild-ug5xr@moonchild-ug5xr4 жыл бұрын

    • @Elan Emilio the best piece of advice anyone can give honestly

      @copiouskittens3323@copiouskittens33234 жыл бұрын

  • Everyone: WHICH POKEMON ARE EDIBLE. BDG: I found MK's bust cuddler.

    @Heebie-Deebies@Heebie-Deebies5 жыл бұрын

    • I know this is Unraveled we’re talking about, but that would waste WAY too much paper.

      @troydear3444@troydear34445 жыл бұрын

    • I trust him to ask only the most important questions.

      @TehLambOfAwesome@TehLambOfAwesome4 жыл бұрын

    • You compare these things as if one is conceptually more ridiculous than the other

      @TheVampireviolet@TheVampireviolet4 жыл бұрын

    • All Pokemon are edible except the metal, rock, ghost, and ground types. Basically if you can chew it with human teeth, it's edible. Even then, nobody knows what's inside a Pokemon, maybe they all are edible except ghost type.

      @skeetsmcgrew3282@skeetsmcgrew32824 жыл бұрын

    • @@skeetsmcgrew3282 well I mean Magikarp is shown to basically have no meat just scales and bones because they actually try to eat it in the anime which brings into question if all scale based pokemon are like that or if some of them have scales as armor?

      @ShuraEssays@ShuraEssays4 жыл бұрын

  • It’s hilarious to hear Brian talk about how nice Sindel is when we now know that she murdered her husband to get with her sugar daddy (Shao Kahn)

    @briannac8054@briannac80543 жыл бұрын

    • I’m fairness, even when the lore was that she was actually a decent leader, she was still brainwashed for essentially the entirety of her playable history.

      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick2 жыл бұрын

  • there will never be a better opening than "BADABADABADABADADADBAABABADAD there's red bull in this mug" because he just looks so damn proud of himself. its amazing

    @personwithatophat1578@personwithatophat15784 жыл бұрын

  • "Stay away from this knife pervert." Jokes on you, Brian. I'm EXCLUSIVELY into Knife Perverts.™️

    @clarelebeda3364@clarelebeda33645 жыл бұрын

    • I love the small TM in the corner.

      @emerz3530@emerz35305 жыл бұрын

    • Lemme guess, you watch the penumbra podcast?

      @sidney4357@sidney43574 жыл бұрын

    • Clare Lebeda Then I’m assuming you are interested in Yuri from Doki Doki Literature Club as well?

      @anxietyprimev6983@anxietyprimev69834 жыл бұрын

    • Spring Assisted Claymore \(°-°/)

      @sketchie251@sketchie2514 жыл бұрын

    • Kano is so hot

      @samlloydmusic8687@samlloydmusic86874 жыл бұрын

  • "No one asked but..." should be in the beginning of every unraveled episode's title

    @GemA2Gen@GemA2Gen5 жыл бұрын

    • GemA2Gen DUDE YES!

      @luish8056@luish80565 жыл бұрын

    • They could just rename the series that

      @jonahbardwell551@jonahbardwell5515 жыл бұрын

    • Except for when he lists the edible Pokemon

      @MewtwosPie@MewtwosPie5 жыл бұрын

    • Waitaminute

      @stormswarm2178@stormswarm21785 жыл бұрын

    • but you asked for it... so now they cant.

      @robertdicke7249@robertdicke72495 жыл бұрын

  • I like how this series started as actual inquiries such as "what is the LOZ timeline" and "what is the best and worst Mega Man robot" then it slowly devolved (or evolved as I see it) into "sexiest Castlevania monster", "which darksouls boss would make the best boss", and "who is MK's best cuddler?" Absolutely brilliant stuff

    @huntercasey1995@huntercasey19954 жыл бұрын

  • he really just said acab(ac)

    @theamazingnol8303@theamazingnol83033 жыл бұрын

  • Why does it sound like he speaks from personal experience!? But he’s also trying to sound professional at the same time? And then it’s edited down?

    @cartersmith6628@cartersmith66284 жыл бұрын

    • @Dangerz Own r/woooosh... probably

      @organicrobot6425@organicrobot64254 жыл бұрын

    • @@organicrobot6425 Not sure if you used the r/woosh rightly here...

      @PauaP@PauaP3 жыл бұрын

    • @@PauaP yeah me neither

      @organicrobot6425@organicrobot64253 жыл бұрын

    • @@organicrobot6425 r/iusereddit

      @eow4317@eow43173 жыл бұрын

  • "Also she's a Sandy Hook truther" I don't want anyone to miss that line

    @AnvilPro100@AnvilPro1005 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah it's a Ronda Rousey reference I believe.

      @thebooknight@thebooknight5 жыл бұрын

    • I would like but it’s at 69 and I don’t wanna ruin that

      @thisisapictureofmydog.isnt9208@thisisapictureofmydog.isnt92084 жыл бұрын

    • What's a sandy hook truther

      @cakeisthebestintheworld@cakeisthebestintheworld4 жыл бұрын

    • @@cakeisthebestintheworld someone who believes that the sandy hook attack was staged by the goverment

      @madhatt3r93@madhatt3r934 жыл бұрын

    • ​@@thebooknight *Whispers* "Club 96"

      @jasonjason9270@jasonjason92704 жыл бұрын

  • "Yes I know my hair smells great, I'm trying to sleep" has got to be my favorite quote in this entire video

    @celceusiguess@celceusiguess3 жыл бұрын

  • “Tremor is a criminal dirt ninja who will fill your bed with pebbles” really gets me every time. 9:57

    @jodracona2722@jodracona27224 жыл бұрын

    • I want it known that this is STILL one of my favourite parts of this video, and one of my favourite quotes from all of unravelled

      @jodracona2722@jodracona2722 Жыл бұрын

  • Johnny cage “big divorced dad energy”

    @jackss7973@jackss79735 жыл бұрын

    • I used to hate Johnny Cage until Mk 10 and 11. Then he became much more respectable and grow up.

      @lordkrishnastolemyheart5485@lordkrishnastolemyheart54854 жыл бұрын

    • @ my ex boyfriend...

      @caldameron8713@caldameron87134 жыл бұрын

  • Brian David Gilbert: I found Mortal Kombat's best cuddler! Me: I'm proud of everything you do for this community

    @MikeMartGames@MikeMartGames5 жыл бұрын

    • Fujin is better at blowing

      @ThatBoyMath@ThatBoyMath5 жыл бұрын

    • @@ThatBoyMath Raiden's dick yeah

      @beelzebubuh@beelzebubuh5 жыл бұрын

    • What is wrong with you people?

      @neilptolemy2028@neilptolemy20282 жыл бұрын

  • “Do not attempt to cuddle the skinless meat man” not something you think you’ll hear at any point of your life

    @kimberlykenyon9440@kimberlykenyon94404 жыл бұрын

  • 9:27 references his equinaphobia that he got on a field trip

    @ompatel187@ompatel1873 жыл бұрын

    • heh? 🧐

      @a7fog324@a7fog3243 жыл бұрын

    • Check his biography video on his personal channel

      @ompatel187@ompatel1873 жыл бұрын

    • He also references it in his Kojima Name video.

      @Silverwind87@Silverwind873 жыл бұрын

    • The same trip where he sold his soul to learn the date of his death.

      @RainaThrownAway@RainaThrownAway3 жыл бұрын

  • "erron black is a tough talking cowboy who will dote on you way too much" why didn't you list any negatives if he got a low ranking

    @bananeyfish@bananeyfish5 жыл бұрын

    • Hannah “They may be your taste, but not the ideal.”

      @brennanb4027@brennanb40274 жыл бұрын

    • I get stressed out naming things how are sexy cowboys not always the ideal

      @settime2032@settime20324 жыл бұрын

    • Fair point

      @brennanb4027@brennanb40274 жыл бұрын

    • @@settime2032 keep in mind the scale is relative to the Mortal Kombat series, if we removed all of the extremely dangerous outliers, the center would most likely be more towards the Michael Cieras

      @chrisc9526@chrisc9526 Жыл бұрын

    • I'm surprised cuz I thought Erron Black would be seen as the opposite

      @wa6488@wa64889 ай бұрын

  • BDG: "I'm not dancing this season" Also BDG: Half of this episode.

    @Thesaurus_Rex@Thesaurus_Rex5 жыл бұрын

    • When did he say that?

      @Matthew.Morcos@Matthew.Morcos4 жыл бұрын

    • @@Matthew.Morcos last episode the title card came up and he said "I'm not dancing this season"

      @kak10053@kak100534 жыл бұрын

    • Thi51Guy Which is episode was that. I checked the Dark souls one but couldn’t find it.

      @Matthew.Morcos@Matthew.Morcos4 жыл бұрын

    • Assuming you didn't find it yet, it's 1:22 of the Dark Souls video

      @the-witch-tako@the-witch-tako4 жыл бұрын

    • The Witch-King thank you, I’m an idiot

      @Matthew.Morcos@Matthew.Morcos4 жыл бұрын

  • the way sheeva and fujin are #2 and #1 on this whole list... ed boon rly said the aftermath dlc would have the BEST cuddlers

    @ktrnvz@ktrnvz4 жыл бұрын

  • ngl im jealous of BDG's high school boyfriend experience, like damn, where can i get me one of those ? 👀

    @doctorwholover1012@doctorwholover10124 жыл бұрын

    • we’re all in therapy 😏

      @4204799@42047993 жыл бұрын

    • @@4204799 ... not all some are breaking the geneva convention

      @jakoblent4694@jakoblent46943 жыл бұрын

    • @@jakoblent4694 MARIO???

      @Asterluna@Asterluna3 жыл бұрын

    • @@Asterluna i mean

      @jakoblent4694@jakoblent46943 жыл бұрын

  • BDG: But in the end we decided emotional availability and physical interest were more important BDG, 10 mins later: MOISTURE CONTROL TRUMPS ALL

    @aacmack@aacmack5 жыл бұрын

    • he right tho

      @android19willpwn@android19willpwn5 жыл бұрын

    • "Trump's" Triggered

      @snakeplissken7194@snakeplissken71945 жыл бұрын

    • Isn't he old and wise too and a deity maybe he knows about adoration

      @Tribdinosaur@Tribdinosaur5 жыл бұрын

  • BDG: erron is lame me: But,,,,,emotionally available cowboy,,,,,

    @Ragecomdotorg@Ragecomdotorg4 жыл бұрын

    • As the owner of several trench coats but also someone who likes cuddles, I too felt a tinge of alienation, so fear not, friend.

      @jaxblonk5127@jaxblonk51273 жыл бұрын

    • @kevin willems omg, I somehow have a slight phobia of knifes, and a huge crush on Robert Evans. I hope his hand is okay

      @icewink7100@icewink71003 жыл бұрын

    • I am an emotionally available cowboy and I promise you I am super lame

      @altoclef4989@altoclef49893 жыл бұрын

    • @@icewink7100 I'm here with a different account to say I'd still love to cuddle Robert Evans

      @kevinwillems8720@kevinwillems87203 жыл бұрын

  • Wtf kind of high school boyfriends did he have, cause I sure as hell didn't have cute guys that sent pictures of flowers and complimented me like that. 😤

    @jayisjustin5269@jayisjustin52694 жыл бұрын

    • I think he's describing himself.

      @GlacerYT@GlacerYT4 жыл бұрын

    • That's cause your ugly

      @jimbomclimbo7467@jimbomclimbo74673 жыл бұрын

    • @@jimbomclimbo7467 Touche

      @jayisjustin5269@jayisjustin52693 жыл бұрын

    • yeah, my high school boyfriends would have tended toward the emotionally unavailable and physical risk end of the spectrum. the guy who slept for like a thousand years feels a lot more on the level of availability of most high school boyfriends

      @rainahh3845@rainahh38453 жыл бұрын

    • @@jimbomclimbo7467 well that's mean for no reason

      @kevinwillems8720@kevinwillems87203 жыл бұрын

  • Brian: "horses are terrifying" Coworkers Justin and Griffin: NOOOOOOO!

    @Taako_Tuesday@Taako_Tuesday3 жыл бұрын

    • I can't blame him he has equinaphobia

      @slifsloth@slifsloth2 жыл бұрын

  • hes really being pulled into the "white comedian that gives off the energy of a 60s radio show host" world huh

    @pesticide271@pesticide2715 жыл бұрын

    • BDG should be a guest voice actor in Welcome to Nightvale

      @pipellegrini6377@pipellegrini63775 жыл бұрын

    • I would like this but I don't wanna ruin the 69 likes

      @soupsoup4245@soupsoup42454 жыл бұрын

    • him and john mulaney are just sitting very nicely in this category together but also they're so different at the same time???

      @caiacrow2730@caiacrow27304 жыл бұрын

    • He’ll join John Mulaney soon

      @bongripsfordenji5736@bongripsfordenji57364 жыл бұрын

    • @@bongripsfordenji5736 bdg is an immortal but he hasnt figured it out yet

      @moss6945@moss69454 жыл бұрын

  • "I'm going through my rebellious phase" *Checks with an authority figure* "Also she's a Sandy Hook truther" *Floats across the screen*

    @TheSUPERPOTATO2000@TheSUPERPOTATO20005 жыл бұрын

    • RR was not a good choice.

      @suddenllybah@suddenllybah5 жыл бұрын

    • and an outspoken transmisogynist

      @Sage_the_Turt@Sage_the_Turt5 жыл бұрын

  • Lord Liu Kang would appreciate a new tier list for this new timeline.

    @shun-li8204@shun-li82047 ай бұрын

  • "Got for strong arms to hold you, one strong heart to love you". Thats my gurl.

    @achromaticraven1938@achromaticraven19384 жыл бұрын

  • Next on Polygon: Nobody asked but I found wich Street Fighter characters are tops or bottoms

    @cpariona1@cpariona15 жыл бұрын

    • Yes

      @calciummother@calciummother5 жыл бұрын

    • What about the middle ones? You can't just pretend that sandwich enthusiasts don't exist.

      @zelg.5551@zelg.55515 жыл бұрын

    • Zel G. I think they are known as versatile/switch

      @cpariona1@cpariona15 жыл бұрын

    • Ryu is a bottom

      @asterlyons8564@asterlyons85645 жыл бұрын

    • The whole roster are bottoms

      @Stefantius@Stefantius5 жыл бұрын

  • "Eating in bed is a very bad habit." Depends what you're eating is all i'm gonna say.

    @aimelle3@aimelle35 жыл бұрын

    • 👀

      @agentstache135@agentstache1355 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣

      @kmlac6596@kmlac65965 жыл бұрын

    • And we know what Mileena and Tanya do in bed

      @metroid473@metroid4735 жыл бұрын

    • /finger guns into oblivion/

      @Maradrafts@Maradrafts5 жыл бұрын

    • *cough cough* Mileena and Baraka

      @him1517@him15175 жыл бұрын

  • I wasn't sure about Fujin until you mentioned temperature management. I'm naturally too warm for my own good, so someone who can cool me down while we cuddle is absolute god tier.

    @scorpiouskrimson@scorpiouskrimson Жыл бұрын

  • I discovered Brian David Gilbert via Magnus Archives compilations, and I gotta say, I would listen to him talk for hours about which Entities and Avatars he would cuddle with and why

    @gabrielblanchard3921@gabrielblanchard39213 жыл бұрын

  • bdg does the absolute most for touchstarved gays

    @joeysnowy4110@joeysnowy41105 жыл бұрын

    • Touchstarved gays sounds like a bloodborne boss or a sweet band name. No offence intended.

      @mikkellopez8429@mikkellopez84295 жыл бұрын

    • Mikkel Lopez *GUITAR RIFF* ITS THE MUTHAFUKIN TOUCHSTARVED GAYS BACK WITH OUR NEW ALBUM

      @orbsorbs8465@orbsorbs84655 жыл бұрын

    • no touchstarved gays is a lady gaga cover band, you locals

      @milkydanny8316@milkydanny83165 жыл бұрын

    • queerdaniel21 I’m just imaging a boy band singing “WE ARE THE TOUCH- STARVED- GAA-A-AYS”

      @orbsorbs8465@orbsorbs84655 жыл бұрын

    • unanys joe Im a lesbian and Sheeva and her four muscled arms can cuddle me any day of the WEEK

      @BluesMoth64@BluesMoth645 жыл бұрын

  • “Horses are terrifying” “Got equinaphobia on a school trip” I really wonder what happened to make BDG so scared of horses.

    @omegadragon584@omegadragon5845 жыл бұрын

    • Horses are terrifying

      @scryfish7615@scryfish76155 жыл бұрын

    • Have you ever seen one smile? Wtf those teeth.

      @sunfeatherX3@sunfeatherX35 жыл бұрын

    • Horses killed his family

      @frost9681@frost96815 жыл бұрын

    • If I ever will see a horse smile then I'll be truly terrified

      @Alina28357@Alina283575 жыл бұрын

    • The McElroys

      @kappaross6124@kappaross61245 жыл бұрын

  • This is oddly the only Unraveled whose title begins with "no one asked but"

    @Silverwind87@Silverwind873 жыл бұрын

  • BDG: “There’s redbull in this mug” also BDG: *chugs the entire thing*

    @bloodmoonjk9183@bloodmoonjk91833 жыл бұрын

  • “ACABAC; All Cops Are Bad At Cuddling” This but unironically?

    @DomokiinGaming@DomokiinGaming5 жыл бұрын

    • He wasn't ironic

      @booketoiles1600@booketoiles16005 жыл бұрын

    • Bold of you to assume he was being ironic

      @swagres@swagres5 жыл бұрын

    • john adams | wasn’t sure, hence the question mark

      @DomokiinGaming@DomokiinGaming5 жыл бұрын

    • Well, they are four times more likely to be domestic abusers than the average citizen, so that tends to mean being bad at cuddling.

      @AspelShuyin@AspelShuyin5 жыл бұрын

    • Rory Walker Ah yes! And this is backed up only by the accounts of abuse that are reported, so that amount could possibly be way higher

      @DomokiinGaming@DomokiinGaming5 жыл бұрын

  • We all know Scorpion is the best one. Why do you think he always screams “GET OVER HERE!” when he pulls his enemies towards him?

    @supersonicxz1@supersonicxz15 жыл бұрын

    • Brian did this joke in the video already, smh

      @GemA2Gen@GemA2Gen5 жыл бұрын

    • @@GemA2Gen This comment was made before this person could've gotten that far in the video. Good job OP, you called it.

      @greatdetectivefurudoerika1589@greatdetectivefurudoerika15895 жыл бұрын

    • Architect of Gods according to the time of you commenting this, you called that shit

      @francesfarmer7437@francesfarmer74375 жыл бұрын

    • But Goro has twice as many arms for hugging

      @alexmott507@alexmott5075 жыл бұрын

    • Quan Chi literally died seconds after the moment BDG showed.

      @metroid473@metroid4735 жыл бұрын

  • This needs a big update.

    @DodoD-jr5ky@DodoD-jr5ky7 ай бұрын

  • 11:00 in the original timeline goro was actually pretty calm and reasonable when he wasn’t fighting, 8/10 would cuddle again

    @technounionrepresentative4274@technounionrepresentative427410 ай бұрын

  • BDG:We are cuttiing the movie characters bc not cannon. Also BDG: ZELDA MONOPOLY!

    @soueu8D@soueu8D5 жыл бұрын

    • Gabriel Bento okay, but that was the premise of the whole video. He was trying to fit ALL Zelda media into the canon timeline.

      @MappyTheSquire@MappyTheSquire5 жыл бұрын

    • I kind of love how shamelessly he includes/excludes things based on personal preference. The way that he's v blatant about it makes it amusing where it'd be frustrating w/ other people

      @Soroboruo@Soroboruo5 жыл бұрын

    • But to be fair, Zelda Monopoly saved Reggie's ass.

      @bretginn1419@bretginn14195 жыл бұрын

    • zelda monopoly was the reason reggie could retire

      @oskarmoss3394@oskarmoss33945 жыл бұрын

    • Awfully bold of you to assume zelda monopoly isn't canon

      @cammanca23@cammanca235 жыл бұрын

  • "What have you got?" BDG: A KNIFE! "NO!"

    @jetstreamjackie3437@jetstreamjackie34375 жыл бұрын

    • BDG: "...and eating in bed is a very bad habit..." Me: *stops crunching chips she is eating in bed* "aw..."

      @alexdubs5103@alexdubs51035 жыл бұрын

  • I want a book of every single insult in this video Especially “Warning, He is a fart man.”

    @talkingbenishomophobic@talkingbenishomophobic4 жыл бұрын

  • need an updated version of this . like i’d cuddle the hell out of mk1 reptile

    @anikowo@anikowo6 ай бұрын

  • you look like if gomez addams was a candyland character and it's totally working for you i love it

    @hannahhayes2776@hannahhayes27765 жыл бұрын

    • HOW is this not the number one comment on this video

      @caiacrow2730@caiacrow27304 жыл бұрын

    • Honestly style goals.

      @TimdeVisser86@TimdeVisser864 жыл бұрын

    • this is so specific but so accurate??? how did you come to this conclusion??

      @ohpanickedopossum@ohpanickedopossum4 жыл бұрын

  • 'All Cops Are Bad at Cuddling' -I chOKED

    @TimdeVisser86@TimdeVisser865 жыл бұрын

    • Oh no, did a cop try to cuddle you?

      @TripleDimensional@TripleDimensional5 жыл бұрын

    • @@TripleDimensional I'll be honest, that took me a while.

      @TimdeVisser86@TimdeVisser865 жыл бұрын

    • ACAB

      @calliph@calliph5 жыл бұрын

  • This is just BDG telling us his headcanons and presenting them as facts.

    @kalaxac1@kalaxac14 жыл бұрын

  • "There is red bull in this cup" That tracks

    @dekuloveshair5667@dekuloveshair5667 Жыл бұрын

  • "Shao Kahn is sadistic, incredibly powerful, and just covered head to toe in baby oil" me too

    @krabiat@krabiat4 жыл бұрын

    • qrowley *?*

      @meredithreaves2769@meredithreaves27694 жыл бұрын

    • @Wouldiwas Shookspeared dont worry about it

      @krabiat@krabiat4 жыл бұрын

    • I feel that

      @erin631@erin6314 жыл бұрын

    • this whole comment thread reads exactly like a tumblr post and i'm here for it

      @Nouxatar@Nouxatar3 жыл бұрын

    • I knew I was missing something!! More baby oil.

      @ZijnShayatanica@ZijnShayatanica3 жыл бұрын

  • patrick: let me see what you have! brian: scissors! patrick: no!!!! clayton: oh my god why does he have scissors

    @ilovetoread18@ilovetoread185 жыл бұрын

  • This was one of the first Unraveled episodes I watched, and I kind of assumed “cuddling” was a euphemism... but now I understand BDG is just the kind of person who talks for 15 minutes about cuddling without mentioning anything sexual, and for that I applaud him.

    @edslushie570@edslushie5704 жыл бұрын

  • “I don’t want to cuddle with my sleep paralysis monster” I like how this could imply dozens of mk characters

    @dmod3350@dmod33503 жыл бұрын

  • BDG went from looking like the secret 4th McElroy brother that went to school for musical theater instead of doing podcasts, to looking like a 1930s news anchor. Or a film major at an art college today.

    @fruitpouch@fruitpouch5 жыл бұрын

    • That last part is so accurate it hurts to breathe

      @samconcklin@samconcklin5 жыл бұрын

    • SAMC: Animator I go to an art college I only bring the facts lmao

      @fruitpouch@fruitpouch5 жыл бұрын

    • Hard to be a McElroy when you think horses are terrifying.

      @Tybuscus@Tybuscus5 жыл бұрын

    • @@Tybuscus that's why he's a secret and isn't allowed within 100 feet of any McElroy live shows.

      @Jay0hAych@Jay0hAych5 жыл бұрын

  • Brian's TDE (Tiny Dad Energy) is on full display today

    @ryanriddell5087@ryanriddell50875 жыл бұрын

    • Top Dawg Ent?

      @redshirts4757@redshirts47575 жыл бұрын

  • As someone who’s read the mortal kombat lore, you easily put more thought into their personalities than the actual character designers

    @parodysam@parodysam Жыл бұрын

  • It's crazy how this video became so relevant last week with BDG being the winter king in Fionna and Cake and Mortal Kombat 1 coming out

    @atothetaco@atothetaco7 ай бұрын

  • "do not attempt to cuddle the skinless meat man" yOu're noT mY dAD

    @phaeina6719@phaeina67195 жыл бұрын

    • well, with that mustache and the bad puns he could be

      @RedCloudfield@RedCloudfield5 жыл бұрын

    • @@RedCloudfield he very much could

      @phaeina6719@phaeina67194 жыл бұрын

    • Can your dad recite like 500 pokemon names while rhyming and then do an interperative dance for all legendary pokemon?

      @theweakestbrazilianmale3398@theweakestbrazilianmale33984 жыл бұрын

    • @@theweakestbrazilianmale3398 he legitimately doesn't understand what rhythm is in rap music so I'd like hell fucking no grjrjdhdhd

      @phaeina6719@phaeina67194 жыл бұрын

  • Kintaro should NOT have been excluded, he is a very big cat man, imagine the purr!?!

    @359339@3593395 жыл бұрын

    • He's also the "nice" version of Goro. I don't know how BDG doesn't know how insanely psychotic Goro is. He has an entire torture lair in the underground of Shang Tsung's island. Kintaro can be an angry cat man, but he's really just trying to protect his people, and he knows when he's gone too far. He is at least A-tier cuddle material.

      @metroid473@metroid4735 жыл бұрын

    • Lots of people have cat allergies

      @howycwap@howycwap5 жыл бұрын

    • Fluff, as well as four arms for double the cuddle

      @legosaurg7979@legosaurg79795 жыл бұрын

    • alas, he roars, and a cat who roars cannot purr. also think of the fur! all over your sheets! you'd have to use so many lint roller sheets to clean that up, imagine the cost!

      @toyourliking@toyourliking5 жыл бұрын

    • i'm allergic to cats and i still agree with you.

      @shadowwwwwwwwwww@shadowwwwwwwwwww5 жыл бұрын

  • this guy tells me stuff i never knew i needed to know

    @sriharsha2909@sriharsha29094 жыл бұрын

  • I bet a lot of female MK fans are dreaming of the "come over here"-cuddler. We need another one with the MK1 timeline characters. Reptile is probably a great cuddler now.

    @marmelaota1703@marmelaota17036 ай бұрын
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