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CAN YOU BEAT CRUSADER KINGS 3 With No VASSALS Challenge? Is CK3 Perfectly Balanced With No Exploits

The Spiffing Brit
2020 ж. 21 Қыр.
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Crusader Kings 3 / Crusader Kings III Is the latest entry into the crusader kings series and it has been released for a few weeks now meaning interesting challenges and strategies are being developed as well as many exploits being discovered. Today we will be seeing if you can beat crusader kings 3 with no vassals! It is going to be a difficult challenge but one which will accidentally give us infinite gold and immortal god men at arms that cannot lose in combat! So sit back and enjoy this total war dictatorship simulator has been disguised under the name of a grand strategy game CK3! I loved playing CK2 and messing about with the no vassals strategy I am excited to be able to show off this next evolution of the exploit in CK3! But is this new game Crusader Kings 3 a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or is the no vassals challenge overpowered! Well lets see what The Spiffing Brit has to show us today in Crusader Kings III
So sit back and watch as the spiffing brit tests to see if it is possible to even ask " Can you beat crusader kings 3 with no vassals " IS it possible? Is it broken? Or is it a perfectly balanced game with no exploits!
Special Shoutout to @remansparadox8604 for bringing this CK2 strat into a CK3 exploit: • [CK3] The Extremely Ov...
This video game exploit video will be jam packed with a best bits funny moments montage style of editing similar to that of Valefisk, Robbaz and RTgame. So sit back relax and grab a cup of tea to enjoy with the spiffing brit!
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Title: CAN YOU BEAT CRUSADER KINGS 3 With No VASSALS Challenge? Is CK3 Perfectly Balanced With No Exploits
Last can you beat title: FALLOUT 4 A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Can You Beat Fallout 4 Melee Only Challenge
#challenge #Exploit #CK3

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  • Imagine getting married, and the moment the wedding is over, your new spouse takes a vow of Celibacy

    @hedgeearthridge6807@hedgeearthridge68073 жыл бұрын

    • Depending on your spouse, you might think “oh thank God.”

      @kolbywilliams6288@kolbywilliams62883 жыл бұрын

    • That's rough, buddy

      @EliaFlowers@EliaFlowers3 жыл бұрын

    • GG

      @xAyad3@xAyad33 жыл бұрын

    • Cheating on my spouse is my main source of children. Anyways what is crusader kings 3? Looks fun.

      @bostond5470@bostond54703 жыл бұрын

    • I thought that was how marriage worked. Wait.....

      @demonkingbadger6689@demonkingbadger66893 жыл бұрын

  • *tries to unite all of Germany under a single ruler* *England, Poland, and France start sweating nervously*

    @trygveplaustrum4634@trygveplaustrum46343 жыл бұрын

    • I think Mel Brooks made a song about this.

      @GallowglassAxe@GallowglassAxe3 жыл бұрын

    • @@GallowglassAxe It might be Bel Mrooks at this point.

      @hansimuli@hansimuli3 жыл бұрын

    • russia is unimpressed

      @ezrafellowz@ezrafellowz3 жыл бұрын

    • I am your one thousandth like, peasant. Fall to your knees and worship.

      @danielflin3877@danielflin3877 Жыл бұрын

    • @@danielflin3877 Give me a thousand more, and it might make my top ten comments! Do you think I owe you, mortal?

      @trygveplaustrum4634@trygveplaustrum4634 Жыл бұрын

  • I'm still amazed at the level of ADHD Spiff has when specifically wanting Reanu Keeves to be his heir, even giving him a hat, and then almost immediately forgetting he wanted to do so.

    @LevCallahan@LevCallahan2 жыл бұрын

    • ADHD Lord of Sealand

      @chrisb9143@chrisb91432 жыл бұрын

  • You know what they say in the HRE: 'One man, one vote.' And by that they mean there is *exactly* one man and *exactly* one vote.

    @01ZombieMoses10@01ZombieMoses103 жыл бұрын

  • Poor Reanu Keeves. You were going to make him your heir, but immediately dumped him. Remember? That is why you gave him the hat.

    @grimmace2131@grimmace21313 жыл бұрын

    • I was so upset the entire time

      @leonrb8554@leonrb85543 жыл бұрын

    • Yeeted so fast.

      @lughtaj@lughtaj3 жыл бұрын

    • Perhaps he wasn't the real Reneu Keeves, who is still trapped inside Antrim and Fallout.

      @anthonybottigliero8336@anthonybottigliero83363 жыл бұрын

    • Alternate Universe, perhaps?

      @emilymarley4505@emilymarley45053 жыл бұрын

  • I like how the title says "challenge"

    @vanzyl2547@vanzyl25473 жыл бұрын

    • The Spiffing Brit of course not you wouldn’t do that

      @BigTarb@BigTarb3 жыл бұрын

    • What are you talking about stupid challenges the ninth word in the title if it said challenge on the first word then it would be called challenge you’re an idiot

      @gabebear574@gabebear5743 жыл бұрын

    • Challenge... for the devs to patch the game before Spiff can send the game into narnia

      @ryanswain8663@ryanswain86633 жыл бұрын

    • @@thespiffingbrit sure...

      @vanzyl2547@vanzyl25473 жыл бұрын

    • The true challenge was avoiding carpal tunnel from all the revoking he had to do.

      @TruSlinger@TruSlinger3 жыл бұрын

  • Well played, you made it into the patch notes! - The maximum penalty for being over your domain limit is now -100% taxes/levies, increased from -90%. - If you vastly exceed your Domain Limit for more than one year (the grace period for new inheritances/conquests), all buildings will deactivate until your domain limit is lowered.

    @sicnnasty@sicnnasty3 жыл бұрын

    • This was a popular cheese called North Korea strategy. Iirc it was the same thing in CK2

      @PathOfDamn@PathOfDamn3 жыл бұрын

    • Nothing a bit of modding can't restore.

      @Daniel_Lancelin@Daniel_Lancelin3 жыл бұрын

    • its been patched!? noooooooooooo! :(

      @blargminton@blargminton3 жыл бұрын

    • Which version is it that has the new patch?

      @deadmanomegagaming4061@deadmanomegagaming40613 жыл бұрын

    • @@deadmanomegagaming4061 Patch 1.1

      @PathOfDamn@PathOfDamn3 жыл бұрын

  • "Reanu Keeves is better than Elon Husk." Also Spiff: Lets get rid of Reanu Keeves.

    @alitaher003@alitaher0033 жыл бұрын

    • The first sentence is a certified Reddit moment

      @mauterra1837@mauterra18373 жыл бұрын

    • I was heartbroken... If I had one

      @reanukeeves5638@reanukeeves56383 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah I think he forgot which child was better

      @knection1986@knection1986 Жыл бұрын

  • Spiff pickup lines : "You are intelligent, you're smart... And we have a decent chance of making children."

    @frenchvivec3021@frenchvivec30213 жыл бұрын

    • Spiff line for the ladies #2: "Oh! Whats this? I've had a daughter?! Lovely! You shall be [types name] Forgotten."

      @ajm6558@ajm65583 жыл бұрын

    • @@ajm6558 He's a good british, and great player, an exploit exploiter, but most importantly : he's a family man.

      @frenchvivec3021@frenchvivec30213 жыл бұрын

    • " a decent chance of making children." "You're 44 stop getting pregnant!"

      @ericromano8078@ericromano80783 жыл бұрын

  • Spiff: starts playing any games Developer: Oh god no

    @giroofe4507@giroofe45073 жыл бұрын

    • Paradox: SEND HIM THE GAME!

      @NostalgiNorden@NostalgiNorden3 жыл бұрын

    • meantime in bethesda: todd "say spiff reveal any exploits in our game yet" employe "yes why you wnt to patch it" todd "no i want to rerererelease skyrim only in a more buggy version" spiff "skyrim is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits" reano keeves: destroys the world whiterun guard "i used to be an adventure like you then reano destroyed the world with exploits"

      @owentayygaming7567@owentayygaming75673 жыл бұрын

    • @@NostalgiNorden thats why they are one of my fav devs but not with their prices hahah

      @pixelandadam1117@pixelandadam11173 жыл бұрын

    • @@pixelandadam1117 If you sell your soul and pray to Kthulu, you may be able to buy 1 DLC.

      @OlafJorigson@OlafJorigson3 жыл бұрын

    • @@OlafJorigson but the catch is you have to survive it first hahaha

      @pixelandadam1117@pixelandadam11173 жыл бұрын

  • spiff: "she will give me one child and then i will throw her out" also spiff: proceeds to get 5 or so children with her

    @ecklipz3364@ecklipz33642 жыл бұрын

    • Da booty was too good 🤪

      @thalmoragent9344@thalmoragent9344 Жыл бұрын

    • Thats love right there

      @izzy_pz@izzy_pz Жыл бұрын

  • "because this 3 year old is a known criminal, ladies and gentleman!" made me spit out my yorkshire tea, Spiff. You nearly drowned me AND cost me some tea....

    @brianbru@brianbru3 жыл бұрын

    • Should have some boston roots

      @looneymar9153@looneymar91533 жыл бұрын

    • Oh that's not good at all wasting Yorkshire tea makes you a known criminal the Spiffing Brit will be sure to take your land from you

      @wuxiagamescentral@wuxiagamescentral3 жыл бұрын

    • I spat out my lemonade. Spiff has cost us many things

      @mayariley6712@mayariley67122 жыл бұрын

    • drink coffee if you plan to spit it

      @chrisb9143@chrisb91432 жыл бұрын

  • "Can you beat Crusader Kings 3 with no vassals?" It depends on your definition of winning. Winning through the military? Maybe. Winning by making your family tree a family circle? Then yes.

    @JustinY.@JustinY.3 жыл бұрын

    • Wtf i see u everywhere

      @f0rk723@f0rk7233 жыл бұрын

    • Good to see Justin y is still alive.

      @erddun@erddun3 жыл бұрын

    • Shit, the internet legend speaks once more.

      @Scientist118@Scientist1183 жыл бұрын

    • Justin Y has been very active recently

      @aldm3232@aldm32323 жыл бұрын

    • Noooooooo not you!!!!

      @Vipers_Pit@Vipers_Pit3 жыл бұрын

  • Ah yes, the royal children of Zark Muckerberg: Elon Husk, Forgotten, Keanu Reeves, Thank God You're not a boy and Perfect.

    @andrewohagan2962@andrewohagan29623 жыл бұрын

    • Totally looks like family Elon Musk and Grimes would have

      @badasmbadadog@badasmbadadog3 жыл бұрын

    • no it's reanu keeves XD

      @GBfanatic15@GBfanatic153 жыл бұрын

  • "I don't want children, I want money" Finally someone gets it

    @FriendB@FriendB3 жыл бұрын

  • "How's my realm succession looking?" Succession screen: OMG HELP ME TOO MANY SHIELDS TO LOAD I AM DYING GONNA CRASH GONNA CRASH GONNA CRASH "Still looking great"

    @mordirit8727@mordirit87273 жыл бұрын

    • Fun fact, my caracter was so prolific and died at like 80 so that when I died, there was so much succession that my game crashed and I can't open the game anymore ahahahah

      @ENDERLICOT@ENDERLICOT3 жыл бұрын

    • I’m dying over here, both of y’all are hilarious. Never change.

      @Red_Steampunker@Red_Steampunker3 жыл бұрын

  • "Oh, my wife has just died. Lovely!" -The Spiffing Brit 2020

    @JoeNoobie@JoeNoobie3 жыл бұрын

    • Wife bad.

      @haraka8123@haraka81233 жыл бұрын

  • "That's what we've accidentally done" There are no accidents. Only perfectly balanced gameplay and mechanics

    @maxbuffkin5625@maxbuffkin56253 жыл бұрын

    • Except all those children...Spiff's been busy

      @blizzardphoenix7800@blizzardphoenix78003 жыл бұрын

    • Max Buffkin Oh my goooos, I thought the same thing !!!!

      @nicholasleclerc1583@nicholasleclerc15833 жыл бұрын

    • And happy mishaps

      @jasperonapple3955@jasperonapple39553 жыл бұрын

  • Funny thing about the name "Mstivoj". It's basically a slavic name that means "Vengeful".

    @MidnightSt@MidnightSt2 жыл бұрын

    • Lol and his name is vengeful but his traits are forgiving and trusting and even though he gets screwed over repeatedly, he forgets to hate you and has no intrigue to kill you with. I don't think spiff could've chosen a better king for this and his name is ironically funny.

      @babyramses5066@babyramses50662 жыл бұрын

    • @@babyramses5066 His name was supposed to make people fear him enough so they wouldn't even try anything... it didn't work 🤣

      @thalmoragent9344@thalmoragent9344 Жыл бұрын

    • Still my favorite name is Kazimír Kazisvet which means Destroyer Worldruiner(Kaziť means to break, ruin, destroy and svet means world, environment in this case)

      @cones914@cones914 Жыл бұрын

    • @@cones914 what a badass name. If i get a new kitten, I'm calling it that.

      @babyramses5066@babyramses5066 Жыл бұрын

    • CHLOPCI MOJI VITAJTE DO KOMENTAROV

      @skywalker6078@skywalker6078 Жыл бұрын

  • "You're only meant to be holding onto 6 counties at once." *Laughs in 42 stewardship*

    @Ihileath@Ihileath3 жыл бұрын

    • Laughs in max centralisation

      @jonathanchan7896@jonathanchan78963 жыл бұрын

    • Laugh in no demesne limit

      @fajar88.@fajar88.3 жыл бұрын

  • Crusader kings 3: play the game normally and don't cheat. The spiffing brit: IMPOSSIBLE I MUST SECURE ALL OF THE ENGLISH TEA TRADES!!!

    @Dragon_memer@Dragon_memer3 жыл бұрын

    • The Spiffing Brit Yes the Tea must flow just as it did in the Boston Harbour!🥰!

      @kevinaustin51@kevinaustin513 жыл бұрын

    • That's an idea. Conquer the silk road to China and introduce the English to tea a few centuries early.

      @GallowglassAxe@GallowglassAxe3 жыл бұрын

    • The tea must be secured at all cost comrades.

      @Dragon_memer@Dragon_memer3 жыл бұрын

    • you sure it is not called exloit feul?

      @owentayygaming7567@owentayygaming75673 жыл бұрын

    • Kevin Austin. Too soon.

      @deuglyducklin7056@deuglyducklin70563 жыл бұрын

  • Spiff: "Evil twin brother." Me, after watching the video: "You mean the less evil twin brother."

    @cherudium@cherudium3 жыл бұрын

    • zark muckerburg is a saint compared to mark zuckerburg

      @loserface3962@loserface39623 жыл бұрын

  • 17:02 No matter the timeline, being Duke Ernst is suffering.

    @augustwinterman6952@augustwinterman69522 жыл бұрын

  • I love how you basically demonstrated why and how the shifty of power away from a feudal system and into a centrally controlled absolute monarchy happened. Its basically a lesson on how the modern period happened in one aspect.

    @dancingoctopussmead@dancingoctopussmead3 жыл бұрын

  • Making Holy Roman Empire surprisingly much more Roman and much less Holy *laughs in Caligula*

    @WolfPeste@WolfPeste3 жыл бұрын

  • Henry VIII: I will burn *literally* everything and everyone to have a son Spiff: Oh thank god you're not a boy!

    @danielhale1@danielhale13 жыл бұрын

  • Spiff: Wages Holy War on the entire Kingdom of England Random Irish bloke: Come out ye black and tans!

    @SockSucker@SockSucker3 жыл бұрын

    • I mean they do hate the english XD

      @GBfanatic15@GBfanatic153 жыл бұрын

  • This is actually a kind of unperfectly balanced though too. You've just discovered the advatages of centralized government, spending to maintain a bureaucracy, legal system, and professional armies vs. appointing a bunch of greedy warlords who offer a seemingly good deal but actually skim most everything off the top, and constantly connive against the state and eachother

    @ChartreuseDan@ChartreuseDan3 жыл бұрын

    • In real life your corruption would go absolutely bonkers The romans knew this would happen and therefore had very powerful individuals assigned with just enough power to control a region. But through the Marian Reforms, these individuals could get even more power, and they were too late to stop Caesars constant illegal conquests and they got toppled in favor of a Imperium that would rot the Roman Empire from inside out

      @MrDwarfpitcher@MrDwarfpitcher3 жыл бұрын

    • @@MrDwarfpitcher yeah, Ceaser got bold after he did some smaller scale conquests/annexing. Didn't get a rebuke for it from the senate and ran forward with a precedent.

      @midweekcentaur1050@midweekcentaur10502 жыл бұрын

    • The issue is that in real life it is impossible to actually manage all of that directly. Especially in a time when it would take weeks or even months just for news to reach one side of the empire to the other.

      @gagecole4913@gagecole49132 жыл бұрын

    • @@gagecole4913 I can imagine that someone else does run it, and that's where the -80% money comes from, but they just don't own land.

      @sol2544@sol25442 жыл бұрын

    • @@MrDwarfpitcher Rot from the inside out? The Roman Empire went on to last another 400-500 years after Caesar got shanked; expanded its territories; and even had a 200-year golden age of relative peace, stability and prosperity in the Pax Romana. That's not to say that I approve of imperialism, of any kind. But your summation is pretty weird in context.

      @tbotalpha8133@tbotalpha8133 Жыл бұрын

  • Actually, my first question when I saw this title was not "is it possible to win without vassals?", it was "How do you win Crusader Kings III?" XD

    @krankarvolund7771@krankarvolund77713 жыл бұрын

    • Hopefully, he will use his power to conquer the world. And that would count as a win in ck3 ;)

      @Schmorgus@Schmorgus3 жыл бұрын

    • By turning your family tree into a circle and having an affair with the pope, who is your brother. That's how you win CK.

      @saltpeppertales2674@saltpeppertales26743 жыл бұрын

    • @@saltpeppertales2674 Ah the Borgia strategy. Cunning.

      @TheRevDel@TheRevDel3 жыл бұрын

  • 17:00 At some point ​Spiff needs to play as Duke Ernst. He's just too good of a villain to let the AI control him all the time.

    @Fyrefrye@Fyrefrye3 жыл бұрын

  • Well, Paradox patched this in their 1.1 patch so RIP Muckerberg's quest for total domination

    @wampastompa28@wampastompa283 жыл бұрын

  • I assumed the religion would be "The East India Company"

    @GuyMahoney@GuyMahoney3 жыл бұрын

  • Zarck Muckerburg exerts absolute control over his platform, I mean kingdom. Sounds about right.

    @pokeme5293@pokeme52933 жыл бұрын

    • He abolished vassalage because it was white supremacist, far right disinformation.

      @admontblanc@admontblanc3 жыл бұрын

    • @@admontblanc Remember, he "can see all of blue."

      @pokeme5293@pokeme52933 жыл бұрын

  • Died at "this 3 year old is a known criminal ladies and gentlemen" 🤣

    @dizztrezzed@dizztrezzed3 жыл бұрын

  • Spiff: Oh we got ourselves a lovely daughter DarkSpiff: You shall be forgotten

    @kratos9524@kratos95243 жыл бұрын

    • "Forgotten" *

      @gildedphoenix@gildedphoenix3 жыл бұрын

  • I love this game. Even though Spiff is exploiting it, there's still so much story drama.

    @KuueenKumi@KuueenKumi2 жыл бұрын

  • Spiff: Any vikings in the comment section will know It’s very easy to get money from these little prayer holes Me: I’m a Viking and I approve of this message

    @romanvanmeter9578@romanvanmeter95783 жыл бұрын

  • "At max, you can hold at max 6 counties" Me with my 14 counties: Who told you that? A diplomat with a wife that knows more about war than money?

    @andzagorulko@andzagorulko3 жыл бұрын

  • 25:21 "he only has one child" while hovering over his son and doughter xDD

    @pokyto@pokyto3 жыл бұрын

    • Shes hath beeb forgottnen

      @haraka8123@haraka81233 жыл бұрын

  • "This is all perfectly legal, just sign here...and here...initial here...

    @brandonden795@brandonden7953 жыл бұрын

    • They signed away their right to breathe

      @dankcatsmemes9219@dankcatsmemes92193 жыл бұрын

  • So you named your intelligent second son Reanu Keeves, and then removed him from the inheritance line. The boy who is better than the first son. You tossed aside the better son. The BETTER son. Drink your tea before making these decisions, you utter potato.

    @johnp.2267@johnp.22673 жыл бұрын

    • He just repeated the history. "DON'T MESS WITH THE TIME" *don't know how this quote was in english, so it's a translation from translation.

      @ShevkoMore@ShevkoMore3 жыл бұрын

    • Spiff Lore: Reanu Keeves trained to become the strongest being in the universe so he could get revenge on his father.

      @blackmoon7668@blackmoon76683 жыл бұрын

    • Black Moon and then his father used his time traveling abilities to drag Reanu Keeves to the future where he could be imprisoned in Skyrim by Todd Howard.

      @Tacobell1384@Tacobell13843 жыл бұрын

  • This is the best birthday present I could ask for

    @nathanhocking8073@nathanhocking80733 жыл бұрын

    • Happy birthday!!!

      @rileyjones2189@rileyjones21893 жыл бұрын

    • Happy birthday

      @romefury8006@romefury80063 жыл бұрын

    • Happy Birthday!

      @evilunova@evilunova3 жыл бұрын

    • Happy Birthday. Perfect time for Tea and Cake.

      @yugitrump435@yugitrump4353 жыл бұрын

    • Happy birthday

      @jan-lukas@jan-lukas3 жыл бұрын

  • Fun fact: Mstivoj means "Revenge Man" or "Revenge Soldier" so Spiff watch out :)

    @vk1204_@vk1204_2 жыл бұрын

  • Dude, it was harsh enough naming your first daughter Forgotten, but then you literally start liking the other girls, making the dislike of her even more prevalent, and then additionally the third daughter was named Perfect... I feel so bad for your first daughter.

    @jaykay6222@jaykay62223 жыл бұрын

  • It's funny that you're playing as Zark Muckerberg, when I just learned today through a podcast how much Mark Zuckerberg loves Augustus Caesar

    @michaelmeis2953@michaelmeis29533 жыл бұрын

    • Spooky.....Wonder if MZ will befall the same fate?

      @wideyxyz2271@wideyxyz22713 жыл бұрын

    • @Nakor Z Exactly! He's wondering if anyone will stab Mark Zuckerberg's great-uncle.

      @melanoc3tusii205@melanoc3tusii2053 жыл бұрын

  • An army of 100 stat men? It is truly the one and only unstoppable force.

    @SmorjaGrus@SmorjaGrus3 жыл бұрын

    • Its the Immortals from Persia, but actually immortals. Well except Kenny and Larry, they always die apparently. Is there a Lazarus Pit special building in India or smt?

      @Grivehn@Grivehn3 жыл бұрын

    • I entertained the idea of turning several independent nations into 100 stat men nations and observing the game. Haven't tried it but I still think about doing it.

      @Rezuvious@Rezuvious3 жыл бұрын

    • @Ankit Chandola Can they be built though? I had the assumption some can only be built by certain cultures. I know for a fact I have had several (6th) slots but I couldnt build anything on them. There isnt a good list about these far as I found, because the game is so new.

      @Grivehn@Grivehn3 жыл бұрын

  • 16:53 Ah yes this is where the popular phrase "Like stealing land from a toddlet" comes from.

    @Jordi_NL@Jordi_NL2 жыл бұрын

  • "Finally someone I can forget, that's what I need right now". One of the best sentences I've ever heard and something I will use frequently starting today.

    @delabeyenicolas2386@delabeyenicolas2386 Жыл бұрын

  • *PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT* "Remember to be drinking your warm cups of tea! 🇬🇧🍵"

    @DauntlessAdonis@DauntlessAdonis3 жыл бұрын

    • But my teeth are already yellow enough because of it... stop drinking tea, guys. Your teeth will look very very british, and by british I mean as yellow as pee

      @larochejaquelein3680@larochejaquelein36803 жыл бұрын

    • @@larochejaquelein3680 It's treason then

      @bluedragon3948@bluedragon39483 жыл бұрын

    • @@bluedragon3948 **THROWS TEA INTO HARBOR** DANG RIGHT IT IS! WOOO WOOOO MURICA MURICA MURICA WE GONNA EXERCISE ARE SECOND AMENDMENTS RIGHTS ON YOU FOOL!!!!!!

      @ohitsrusher842@ohitsrusher8423 жыл бұрын

    • Rusher why are you insanely patriotic

      @anti-animeaktion8254@anti-animeaktion82543 жыл бұрын

    • A Herwick because yes

      @acatwithafancyhat5782@acatwithafancyhat57823 жыл бұрын

  • Try to conquer the entire world in this game!!! Emperor Palpatine: ... Do It!!!

    @mr.dinklebop5608@mr.dinklebop56083 жыл бұрын

    • Do or do not, there is no try

      @brianwood5363@brianwood53633 жыл бұрын

  • : Laughs as Spiff Yeets the wrong son out of the dynasty!

    @Karagianis@Karagianis3 жыл бұрын

  • You should have taken Mstivoj's wife since you took everything else.

    @Aryon1969@Aryon19693 жыл бұрын

    • Bit sticky in the nether regions...bit of a slapper apparently.....

      @wideyxyz2271@wideyxyz22713 жыл бұрын

    • Savage 1.1

      @akiamini4006@akiamini40062 жыл бұрын

  • "...Zarck Muckerberg wants to become the most evil person in existente..." Marck Zuckerberg: "Get in the line brother"

    @AlessandroRodriguez@AlessandroRodriguez3 жыл бұрын

  • Spiff: *takes all the church holdings for himself* Also Spiff: Where did these levies come from?

    @Force2reckonVods@Force2reckonVods3 жыл бұрын

  • Mark Zuckerberg: Is a robot Zark Muckerberg: Everyone but him is a robot

    @Ro_Gaming@Ro_Gaming2 жыл бұрын

  • I want to do this so badly. And conquer the entire map.

    @SFtheGreat@SFtheGreat2 жыл бұрын

  • "Let's go throw ourselves into a fight with some of these lovely people" Spiff: confirmed lawful evil

    @undeadpistachi0@undeadpistachi03 жыл бұрын

    • Spiff is Lawful Evil. Seth Tzeentach is Chaotic evil.

      @josephscriven5454@josephscriven54543 жыл бұрын

  • “Crusader kings 3: becoming the emperor of mankind and making the thunder warriors”

    @theocean2521@theocean25213 жыл бұрын

    • And all those children are the primarchs

      @vin6870@vin68703 жыл бұрын

    • Nagash Supreme exactly

      @theocean2521@theocean25213 жыл бұрын

    • @@theocean2521 Who are the astarties then

      @vin6870@vin68703 жыл бұрын

    • Nagash Supreme the astartes do not exist yet. The thunder warriors are the originals when the emperor takes over terra.

      @theocean2521@theocean25213 жыл бұрын

    • @@theocean2521 ah so they'll be in the next video

      @vin6870@vin68703 жыл бұрын

  • Do a world conquest!! This video was absolutely amazing. I was laughing throughout the game. I wanna see more of it.

    @junaid2606@junaid2606 Жыл бұрын

  • Congratulations, you have invented what historians call 'absolutism'.

    @barkasz6066@barkasz60663 жыл бұрын

  • Will Spiff create a family tree that looks like your earphones after being in your pocket for 4 seconds? here's hoping!

    @oxybe@oxybe3 жыл бұрын

  • Just one big flaw: How can you be the evil twin, when the original "twin" is already evil? Oh, and yes. Conquer the WORLD!

    @Schmorgus@Schmorgus3 жыл бұрын

    • I'm guessing he went for the eviler twin, at this point. xD

      @gabrieljoseozanan6989@gabrieljoseozanan69893 жыл бұрын

    • @@gabrieljoseozanan6989 I'd say he's still the nicer twin ;P

      @Schmorgus@Schmorgus3 жыл бұрын

    • i'm pretty sure Mark Zuckerberg's "evil" twin is meant to be in air quotes :P

      @a-blivvy-yus@a-blivvy-yus3 жыл бұрын

    • Twin in crime

      @googane7755@googane77553 жыл бұрын

  • "Now things are about to get really spicy" -Spiff ten minutes after I thought things were already pretty darn spicy

    @davidmcdavidson999@davidmcdavidson9993 жыл бұрын

  • Spiff creates Germany and takes over most of Europe. The French: "Aw shit, here we go again!"

    @rosky6377@rosky63773 жыл бұрын

    • FYI 1066 came before the 20th century

      @bluestorm749@bluestorm7493 жыл бұрын

  • "Mark Zuckerberg's Evil Twin" So you actually mean Mark Zuckerberg's Good Twin?

    @Wasserkaktus@Wasserkaktus3 жыл бұрын

    • No his more evil twin

      @christopherdurrenberger3731@christopherdurrenberger37313 жыл бұрын

    • No, his human twin

      @enzomclaren8405@enzomclaren84053 жыл бұрын

    • No, Mark Zuckerberg only has eviller twins each competing to be the evilest twin. The winner is the only one allowed to be seen in public.

      @Carahan@Carahan3 жыл бұрын

    • At least Zark has a moral compass, it may be spinning wildly, but Mark set fire to his then buried it in a peat bog.

      @EvileDik@EvileDik3 жыл бұрын

  • Spiff’s commentary, perfectly balanced as all things should be.

    @vomitman7533@vomitman75333 жыл бұрын

  • "since the down of time one board game has destroyed friendships" my man clearly hasn't heard of diplomacy

    @abebuenodemesquita8111@abebuenodemesquita81112 жыл бұрын

  • spiff: I have a lot of men. game: your wife is pregnant with another man's child. me: sounds like your wife has a lot of men to...

    @stuart9096@stuart90963 жыл бұрын

  • When i made myself a nice warm cup of tea, Spiff heard my call and released a video. I'm indeed beginning to believe

    @user-py3br4yb9q@user-py3br4yb9q3 жыл бұрын

    • In Spiff we trust

      @GameboyMega@GameboyMega3 жыл бұрын

    • Converting to monopoly TM?

      @Ballin4Vengeance@Ballin4Vengeance3 жыл бұрын

  • Spiff sees a game, the developers, "God save us"

    @timmywuwon2879@timmywuwon28793 жыл бұрын

  • That army at the end is like having an army of anime protagonists. I'm sorry, Mate, but they ain't gonna die

    @oblivion1924@oblivion19243 жыл бұрын

  • Spiff is so good at playing these perfectly balanced games with zero exploits that he unknowingly quoted one of the best lines in Mass Effect ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!

    @MrAmazingJeff@MrAmazingJeff3 жыл бұрын

  • Hey spiff, you should look into prowess. I’ve had a viking king with 50 or something prowess. When he was the commander of an army he could lead a 2000-2500 man army and go toe to toe with a 6000-6500 man army and win. I think there is potential for a video here

    @twistedkitty@twistedkitty3 жыл бұрын

  • Spiff: It’s about to get spicy now. Also Spiff: * has already cheesed the game into letting him directly control the entire HRE and has practically immortal units *

    @senseilekai704@senseilekai7043 жыл бұрын

  • "Forgotten"... may you always be remembered.

    @jjb33083@jjb330833 жыл бұрын

  • *starts playing as a german monarch* *Proceeds to renaming* "Okay, He won't be Heinrich, if we're going to asume total control of Europe..." *Sweating intensifies*

    @mojmirheryan2720@mojmirheryan27203 жыл бұрын

    • I thought would become mister smitler

      @plurk7397@plurk73973 жыл бұрын

    • @@plurk7397 Madolf Hitter

      @raffaeledivora9517@raffaeledivora95173 жыл бұрын

  • “Oh a daughter! You shall be forgotten!” Spiff 2020

    @acatwithafancyhat5782@acatwithafancyhat57823 жыл бұрын

  • Last time I was this early Spiff wasn't an Almighty Being, controlling all that ever existed, exists and will exist through the Power of Yorkshire Tea™. Which means I was never this early :)

    @Karl_der_Genosse@Karl_der_Genosse3 жыл бұрын

    • But before he was even created he was an almighty being....... Strange

      @J_dogV2@J_dogV23 жыл бұрын

  • Some names you could use are Gill Bates, Beff Jezos, Nuck Chorris, or Teadrinkus Yorkshirius... love the videos btw

    @davidnovosad4917@davidnovosad4917 Жыл бұрын

  • Muckerberg actually sounds like a small town in central Germany. Well done, sir.

    @someguyfromwisconsin@someguyfromwisconsin Жыл бұрын

  • Yes I've done this before too! Starting as a tribe of Norway, I held Scandinavia, Britannia, Francia and formed the latin empire through winning a crusade

    @kimmalyncleaveway2907@kimmalyncleaveway29073 жыл бұрын

  • "Challenge"? Nothing is a challenge with the power of Yorkshire Tea 🇬🇧☕

    @aldm3232@aldm32323 жыл бұрын

  • this video was absolutely fantastic. "this can't possibly be" and "how the f*** does he do it?" went through my head almost every 5 minutes watching this. I love it and I hate it. thank you Spiff, and kudos. i didn't think this could be done. And please please please do a world conquest! Edit: I liked it so much i tried to re-create it myself, and the weird thing is, following the instructions to the letter, when it comes the time to start revoking titles from the king of Germany it says to me that there no titles available to revoke. I don't know why that is, but i can't go beyond that. he has magdeburg and the title of king, he is my vassal, and yet nothing to revoke. Anyone has any idea as of what may be happening?

    @danieluroz8659@danieluroz86593 жыл бұрын

    • I have the same problem, just tried it too multiple times even with restart of the game and and the game itself between tries. One time I could revoce 20 Titles, then the next title was greyed out and not revocable for some reason. Then I got to 45, then there was not title to revoke anymore. Now there are never any titles to revoke at all when i try this. I now tried at least 8 times to do this. I dont know what to do anymore to make this work.

      @hacb4881@hacb48813 жыл бұрын

    • It was patched. xD

      @evanfiend@evanfiend Жыл бұрын

  • Yes! I wanna see this go all the way to domination! Make another

    @Orowam@Orowam2 жыл бұрын

  • I haven't watched the video yet there better be war elephants controlled by mega chad or else I'm gonna stop drinking tea Edit: how could you

    @moistmeathateroffurries8621@moistmeathateroffurries86213 жыл бұрын

    • @@thespiffingbrit it better be spiff

      @moistmeathateroffurries8621@moistmeathateroffurries86213 жыл бұрын

    • @@moistmeathateroffurries8621 note that spiff made no mention of said elephant having a parachute... good luck.

      @heneedscoffee@heneedscoffee3 жыл бұрын

    • @@heneedscoffee I made no mention how I wanted the elephant just that I wanted one idc if its a pancake

      @moistmeathateroffurries8621@moistmeathateroffurries86213 жыл бұрын

    • @@moistmeathateroffurries8621 but your house might also become a pancake

      @brettclutter2350@brettclutter23503 жыл бұрын

  • "And that's what we've accidentally done" *Doubt intensifies*

    @Xeridae@Xeridae3 жыл бұрын

    • X

      @moviestalker2134@moviestalker21343 жыл бұрын

  • "Lovely, got a new daughter, you shall be Forgotten!"

    @sniperduells@sniperduells3 жыл бұрын

  • Historically speaking... This is how the Roman Empire/Eastern Roman Empire/Byzantine Empire should be played. They never had vassals, they had governors and military offices as seperate entities so the governors would tend to kill their way for power, and the military commanders would obviously just rebel for power. I would love if they were to fix the Roman Empire in CK3, because you can do a really good intrique game there, or a very good military game there. Getting more armies, and soldiers to fight in the emeperor's wars. The emperor literally owned all the land, and didn't "lease" it like a vassal to others.

    @KraNisOG@KraNisOG11 ай бұрын

  • You really deserve tea sponsors. Because of you my family and I have begun drinking tea and will probably never stop

    @classmcsass1775@classmcsass17753 жыл бұрын

  • A brand new grand strategy game without DLC or major patches yet has EXPLOITS?!?! Spiff, this shouldn't be possible! I love it!

    @tweetert.9978@tweetert.99783 жыл бұрын

  • I don't know if it's on the table, but I would love to see a world conquest video!^^ By the way, this is a great video! The exploit is interesting and I think the music plus your voice and charm make for great white noise :) I love your stuff

    @Beeboppering@Beeboppering3 жыл бұрын

  • Alternate title: Spiffing Brit invents the Nation State 1000 years early.

    @shanghai276@shanghai276 Жыл бұрын

  • From Reman, to Alzabo, and now to you, Spiff, the secret knowledge has been bestowed!

    @trygveplaustrum4634@trygveplaustrum46343 жыл бұрын

  • I would die for a world conquest with this marvelous fellow

    @illuindb@illuindb3 жыл бұрын

  • I love how perfectly balanced this content is, good on you spif, I await your next video with my tea in ready, I may not have the pleasurer to try Yorkshire tea but I will make some tea to watch your videos

    @dubstepking121@dubstepking1213 жыл бұрын

  • Fantastic video, I'm always ready to watch the next

    @Jackfrost2551@Jackfrost25513 жыл бұрын

  • *Genghis Khan watching this video in the after life* Khan: I wish I knew this when I was alive...

    @Ziru0Gaming@Ziru0Gaming3 жыл бұрын

  • Last time I was this early, spiff was exploiting the big bang

    @nathanhocking8073@nathanhocking80733 жыл бұрын

  • Thanks spiff I love your videos keep up the good work you majestic sausage. 💙

    @ApatheticLizardman@ApatheticLizardman3 жыл бұрын
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