CRUSADER KINGS 3 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Everything Is Broken
Crusader Kings 3 is back on the channel with the release of the upcoming Tours & Tournaments DLC Update. With this update the spiffing brit will be seeing if crusader kings 3 after many years of updates is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or if perhaps everything is broken! Today we will be creating Big Dave the 100 stat man using a custom character exploit to let us make a perfect character. We will then be using an infinite money exploit and a build speed and dupe exploit to let us play ck3 tall.
You can check out CK3 for yourself here -play.crusaderkings.com/Spiffi...
This video is going to be packed with funny clips in a montage style of british humor! If you enjoyed this then check out my other exploit videos featuring strategy games! It is also rather similar to Robbaz , Valefisk and RT Game in style of content! Sit back and enjoy the spiffing brit!
CHAPTERS
00:00 - Intro
00:41 - Creating a God!
03:40 - Making money
05:42 - Getting engaged!
07:48 - Conjuring buildings
10:48 - The invasion of France
12:40 - Hosting a Grand Tournament
16:21 - Tournament Victory!
19:25 - The Grand Tour
21:48 - Creating the CB Religion
24:46 - Setting off for our Holy Land!
28:24 - Completing our Crusades
29:50 - Claiming the county of CB
31:14 - Reforming the HRE
32:21 - Outro & Thanks for Watching!
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Title: CRUSADER KINGS 3 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Everything Is Broken
#ck3 #gameplay #glitch
*People give me money for FREE... Hey we could make a religion out of this* Also you can checkout ck3 here (Also has a free weekend on steam this weekend!) - play.crusaderkings.com/SpiffingBrit
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Finally I can be freed from the treacherous grasp of ck2!
if you make religion you get tax breaks and government gives you money for free, DO IT, taxation and funding of religions is perfectly balanced
Clever girl
can you tell me the name of the song that you used in the intro please?
This video is one-hundred-percent appropriate and family friendly all terms are historical and accurate and in no way bad
This video is also perfectly balanced and has no exploits whatsoever.
What they said.
Most sane spiff fan
It's CK3, sometimes a little *too* family friendly
Cumbum...
"My first son has been built" Never change Spiff
when someone says "never change", spiff thinks "if someone is guaranteed to never change while everything else does, there should be a way to turn this into infinite money. let's see if their amount of debt is immutable..."
They will call him... Mr. Bean
I started going "oh nononono..." thinking of Sean Bean. Hope it doesn't mean something this video...
Oh good, I did hear that. I was worried.
We accept our future glorious robot overlord.. ;)
Big Dave and his desire for Cumbum was my favourite subject to learn about in history class
*Thik*-ana of Cumbum no less
same ngl
Real
The fact that your wife died, and the fact that she died the way you called it and the fact that you kept it in because that's the only true way to show how ck3 really is... I just love this game and I love your channel Spiff!
in crusader kings 3 my only son died (i didnt wanted to divide my land so i killed my husband) one jear before i died and i was one fucking day away from taking over the last castle needed so i could unite the Westslavs
First time my star first son died to a swimming accident with his friend, I killed the friend and rage quit. I learned a lot about my self that day. Totally immersed in the game feeling like I imagine so many real parents have felt given something simliar happening. Insane. Feel in love with the game despite all its pricey dlc's and flaws
I almost had a heart attack thinking his actual wife-to-be died due to this comment
I would’ve saved scum tbh
Spiff: no mods Also spiff 10 seconds later: imma modify the game files
"Developer approved mode without mods or cheats" and all you have to do is change game files to duplicate a trait that can't normally be duplicated in game!
Yeah, that's kinda cheap
@@BlackViperMWG that’s the point sir
@@BlackViperMWG >series about abusing exploits to break games >I can't believe he'd use exploits, that's so cheap ?
@@Astrospill I mean, if the devs let the game files be able to be changed, y'know, it's still not a mod or cheat.
Each knight serving in your army can kill 100 troops per Prowess they have, not counting bonuses. Big Dave serving in his own army can kill over 10,000 men in a battle BY HIMSELF. What a beast.
listen imagine you're in a battle and you've seen much of your army defeated by ONE DUDE wouldn't it just be safer to RUN THE FUCK AWAY at that point? XD
Matilda eating that plant and died seconds after spiff said it could happen was hilarious
"My first son has been built!" Well, as fast as Spiff built a whole castle, does not surprise me that he could actually build a son in like 5 minutes.
Spiff is so magnanimous, he's sharing all his lifely wisdom with us for free.
It's how he exploits our affection, share the information he's done with and deter us from looking into the true knowledge and wisdom that allowed him to achieve his power by directing our attention elsewhere 😛
I can already feel the increase in my skill! My social anxiety is now gone! Thank you, Big Dave!
Matilda was fated to die, as clearly her union with Big Dave would have been too powerful for the universe to survive!
I cannot wait to show my children this historically accurate, family friendly, educational video!
“You are forcefully strapped in for the ride” I came here of my own volition, I know what you’re about Glad I got Dave’s blessing, thanks Dave!
My Cumbum is ready!
And you must've realized that was yet another joke because the ride we were "strapped in" for was to arrive at the holy state of ...
It's good to know we have fantastic content creators that create family friendly educational content such as this.
This video is so _appropriate!_ My _family_ love to come and watch the _friendly_ content within it! I see _absolutely nothing inappropriate_ here! I applaud your _incredible decency_ and _infinite viewability!_ Well done!
Spiff has given into his hereditary British instinct of capturing India .
It's so refreshing to know that even The Spiffing Brit is susceptible to failing to save and then having something go wrong in a game. I really enjoy CK3, and this was really funny, Spiff! More, please!
you can't reload a save in ironman anyway
@@Angels-Haven alt + f4...
@@Sten43211 Dunno how CK3 handles it but generally speaking Alt + F4 sends a command to the program to shut down, which allows it to save before doing so. It's basically just a shortcut to the "exit game" button. If you want to avoid that you'd need to open the task manager and find the active process and shut it down directly.
That was a nice video to both quickly break down some new features while still doing whatever you wanted to do, and successfully at that. Gonna say, that update's one of the biggest one I've waited for before diving into CK3 again after some time.
"What if the Sims had more war crimes?" But Spiff, RimWorld already exists.
This video is absolutely magnificent! The sheer brilliance of the content coupled with the stunning visuals truly left me awestruck. The erudite delivery of the message by the presenter was simply impeccable, showcasing a profound mastery of language and communication. The depth of insight presented here is truly remarkable, and I found myself thoroughly engrossed in the subject matter from beginning to end. The attention to detail and level of research that went into producing this video is evident in every frame, making for an incredibly immersive and informative experience. In short, this video is a true tour-de-force, and I cannot recommend it highly enough to anyone seeking enlightenment and edification. Bravo to all involved in its creation!
Great comment ChatGPT, I mean @JTSnook.
@@PiotrDzialak shhhhh, i mean thanks man i worked really hard on it.
Spiff has spent years exploiting video games and still seems unsure exactly what an exploit is. That's how pro he is. Edit: Finally got around to the end of this video and seems he doesn't know what a cheat is either. Only thing Spiff exploited in this video was the English language
The line between intended gameplay and exploitation can be what ever I want!
The game has checks in place to stop you from doing text edited OP characters and yet this method works. Hence why I class it as an exploit as the developers have left it in by mistake
Cause at some point that just might not be exploit, just ultra easy gamemode left accidentally by the devs
@@thespiffingbrit I wasn't even referencing that particular one. Thanks for highlighting one for me. It's like having my very own unpaid intern! You just got exploited for free labour.
Arguing with spiff about the semantics of the word exploit is in and of itself an exploit for how to get senpai to notice you
It’s so nice to see the return of 100 Stat Man, perfectly balanced as always.
Love to see Crusader Kings back on the channel! I originally found you from your 100-stat man CK2 videos. Congratulations on all your success!
Ooooooo, Spiff treating his live studio audience to some more universe breaking goodness.
Spiff predicts the family-friendly and wholesome rule of Big Dave, and the unfortunate incident with his first betrothed consuming a strange plant (probably containing a certain horrible non-tea bean).
Given how many people playing seem to try for Matilda, i think she might be haunting the software, to avoid virtual marriage to peasants in the distant future.
I heard she drank .. water! Like a peasant!
If coffee is "bean juice", then tea is "leaf juice", and consequently cocoa and anything like chocolate syrup or chocolate in general is also "bean juice". Most sodas with cola in it are "nut juice" when you look up the kola nut. Oh and... *[sips coffee]* this stuff is GLORIOUS. More seriously, I'll drink either coffee or tea depending on my mood, but my morning drink is always coffee.
hey spiff, i justed wanted to tell you that i really love your content and it always makes me feel good no matter what. i hope you keep on doing what you're doing and stay excellent 🙏
you earned a like JUST for calling the poisonous plant eating. I could NOT stop laughing
Not only is it marketing but also game testing, truly a brilliant move
The power this man has to get paid by the developers to say most of their new features are useless 🤯
It's called "field trials" or "field tests" 😂
I mean he started by modifying the games text files and approximately 0,5 percent of users will do that. Also he never said the features are useless, only that they are powerful, especially with a modded cheat character that basically cannot fail anything.
@@brennenderopa if i properly remember this part of the video, game still checks the content of the file, but the interpretation of that check still has some faults. I will need to re watch this part again.
@@brennenderopa previously, only 0.5% would modify game files. Now ... 286k people will be doing it lol. CK3 is a great game that I adore! Lots of wonderful things to discover. Some of which people swear is only in CK2 and complain about Paradox making an inferior game. but they just haven’t found it yet. Which makes this game so replayable. So many different ways to approach a win. I just love it!
this is prbably the most family friendly video on youtube. so much fun and 100% accurate information.
Been struggling with CK3, your videos are helping me figure it out a lot
I was blessed by Big Dave and got a raise today! I feel absolutely confident that these two things are connected
spiff has became a god at exploiting nearly all perfectly balanced paradox games
That was already position, he's just been pretending to be your "average" Brit so we aren't immediately wary of his power
So, I can 100% confirm that the ruler designer save file editing still works on the current launch version of the game, you just have to either reload the map or relaunch the game after editing it - I'm not sure which as I just went with relaunching the game for testing purposes. So, to recap, the steps are Start new game - Create custom Ruler - Literally anything (for ease of copy/paste, add the trait you want to use for free points - after a lot of consideration, Disloyal really is the best since 100 diplomacy completely counteracts the downsides, and each stack is worth more than +1 stat point, so you can easily counteract the -1s) - go into your documents -> Paradox Interactive -> CK3 -> Rulers - Find the one you just made - Open it with a text editor (both notepad and notepad++ work fine) - CTRL+C the negative trait + 1 empty space before it, hold CTRL V for like 2 minutes - Save file - Relaunch game (or reload the new game map, not sure which is required.) - Load saved ruler - Now have thousands of points to work with but achievements also enabled - Create your God-Emperor.
Additional findings: You don't have to relaunch the game, only reload the map - Potentially even just reload the ruler designer screen. I HIGHLY suggest making your broken character first, and THEN adding the stacks of disloyal, as you can end up lagging out and crashing the game when trying to add additional traits in the same category. A quick reminder that a lot of traits have significant disadvantages not visible in their tooltip, such as shy and paranoid inflicting insane stress on you constantly. Thus, it's generally largely better to ignore traits as much as possible (aside from health traits and the genetic ones) and just rely on getting your bonuses from absurd stat values, so you aren't locking yourself into too many forced bad choices in events - THAT SAID, there's also quite a few traits that unlock very significant bonuses, that generally are worth grabbing, such as the ones that enable various schemes, etc.
you are a god send, i was struggling to find the file
Wow, this video is a delightful blend of entertainment and education! The Spiffing Brit never fails to deliver hilarious content while showcasing the quirks and exploits of Crusader Kings 3. It's amazing how he manages to find these hidden gems in the game, and his witty commentary keeps me laughing throughout. Thank you, Spiffing Brit, for brightening up my day and reminding me why I love gaming so much. Keep up the fantastic work and continue spreading the joy of gaming to all of us. Cheers!
Love watching his paradox videos, the narratives he creates are always hilarious
Great video. This may have been your greatest conquest! I’m not sure the devs approve of going into the game files and copy/pasting disloyal over and over again! But what the power of tea, Big Dave is glorious as ever. Lol!
Thank you Spiff for giving us an interesting and family friendly way to teach history to the children that keeps with our values. I showed this to my Sunday School class, and it was a hit! You are truly a scholar and a gentleman.
I would totally watch another CK3 stream, the vods are among my favorites for rewatching. Especially when you start renaming your leader characters after your other exploit builds like Reanu and PEM. :-)
What a family friendly and cheat free video. More CK3 content please!
10:00 that moment when Spiff forgets that he's supposed to be a human and lets his AI reality slip 😂 I hope I'm not the only one that laughed when he said he "built" his first son lmao
He used an exploit to make babies appear just as fast as castles do.
I love when you post it makes my day, thank you so much for making fun interesting videos❤
THANK YOU for making more videos for this game!
What a wholesome and family friendly video. Thank you, Spiff!
What an age appropriate, family friendly video! Great job!
What a lovely and wholesome video, nothing brutal and/or inappropriate is happening here. One could certainly enjoy it with family and friends!
Entertaining, educational, funny; my whole family loved watching this together. I want so many of these quotes on a decoration towel.
Keep your sick fetish to yourself
Bring 100 Stat Man into CK3! 😁
thats what this video is :D
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@@thespiffingbrit block @E he's spamming every comment section and it's annoying
we need more >:D
I love this wholesome, family friendly, non offensive and entertaining video.
Hearing him describe what he does to games that are perfectly balanced is always a joy. Perhaps one day he'd dare to try Dwarf Fortress? That would be quite inspiring!
That would be pretty sweet!
Since they made Danger Rooms a lot more hazardous it's certainly harder to trivialise. Without touching the RAWs that is, game is infinitely moddable with just notepad. Giving Dwarfs 180k size and nopain isn't an exploit😂
This episode is openly advertising the game and it works. It makes me wanna play it. Well job! Good done!
CK3 Live Stream!!!! This is a must to see the master at work!!
What a splendid piece of perfectly balanced cinema. May Dave bless us all.
Always love your CK3 content!
I just subbed to this channel, and well lets just say i love this 🤣
I always wonder how the devs at Paradox get over their laugh/cry response as they write your cheque. Truly magnificent.
In my best Robin Hood: "An ARCHERY contest?!"
Please do more CK3! I absolutely loved your CK2 videos and really enjoy the CK3 ones you've done so far
once again love ya content. lmao baddo giant and robust lmao
Such clean and wholesome content. My 2 year old kid and my Gramgram approve
I'm waiting patiently with Yorkshire tea in hand
Very good content, i watched it with my family and children. They all said they enjoyed it very much and found it very educational.
That was so good I watched it twice. Nice 1
As a Man name Dave I am delighted with how accurately you have portrayed me.
Lol
The problem with invading the French, is that you end up having to rule and associate with the French.
This is the kind of wholesome quality content that brings me back to KZhead again and again
I seem to have stumbled onto thee most historically accurate and family friendly video on the creation of the Holy Roman Empire!! Absolutely glorious!!! Keep up the great content Spiff !! Ohh , and R.i.p. Matilda 😢
Spiff once again self-inserts in yet another game. This time both his stats and his looks.
In a thousand years Big Dave will be immortalised as a Giant Death Robot.
I sure do love when You make videos in CK3 I learn so many new and wonderous things!
Brilliant. Very much enjoyed this one.
ah a spiff video, time for a lovely cup of coffee
We need a "shares are perfectly balanced with no exploits" from Spiff! Let's go and print some money!
This is the most family friendly video I've this whole week And Thanks Big Dave for blessing us
I love your consistent use of ‘Absurd’ 😂
As a LONG time viewer, it’s truly heartwarming to see big Dave out in his proper historical setting. Perfectly balanced.
My school History teacher said this was 115% historically accurate, the extra 15% being because it actually filled in some blanks that historians have been researching for decades.
Amazing video really enjoyed watching it with the family and kids
This is one of the best videos you've ever made
Thank you Big Dave for that 100 Diplomacy👌🍵
Thanks for the content 😂 It’s a great example of king and vassalage with the wonder of controlling and great empire
oh my the family and friendliness of this video is outstanding
First child named Bean... Tea is not made from beans... Spiff is a dirty coffee drinker, confirmed!
We need a "total war is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits" video
I'm almost positive he's done one
Wholesome and family-friendly playthrough!
THIS IS HANDS DOWN THE BEST SPIFF VIDEO EVER. I'M ENAMORED. PLEASE DONT STOP MAKING CONTENT.
I believe if Big Dave is now the emperor, it’s only fitting to have him be immortal. For the final battle against Reanau Keeves (and Glitterhoof)
The Triumvirate
Has this been patched up or am I doing it wrong?
Its a little old (2020 i think but no one really talks about it) but I just got into a game called Parkasaurus that I feel is probably *perfectly balanced* that I'd love to see you test the limits of. Love the tea drinking co. keep doing the good tea fueled madness
Yes!, my fellow British brother, love the crusader kings 3 content -love from Scotland
this better not be one of those "always premiers in 30 minutes" tricks. I'm setting a timer, dammit.
lmao paradox sponsored him and he cheats by editing a text file, a true hyperborean sigma and whatever else brit.
*DEVELOPER APPROVED IRONMAN COMPATIBLE* Perfectly balanced
It actually has 'Thikana of Cumbum' that translates to Place of CumBum And the town is actually called Kamban in Indian state of Tamil Nadu
is this ruler editing stuff patched cause i dont find anything in my documents after saving
A Sponsored Spiff video?! Oh my.... TEA
Amazing episode!
It has been a long time since I have consistently smiled, smirked, giggled, and laughed for 33 min and 13 seconds straight. Entertainment value is through the roof! I feel like I just saw a comedy show.
Spiff creates religions, topples nations and drinks tea while he watches the world burn. ✨Perfection!✨
good video but editing game files doesnt really fit with your usual exploiting, kinda an arbitrary line in the sand to draw but you could just change the game files to achieve whatever you want, no? and so it seems kinda cheap, i guess? not a real big problem and as i said great video overall as usual spiff !