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**CREDITS**
Hosted by
Michael Stevens
Edited by
Hannah Canetti
Curiosity Box VFX by
Eric Langlay
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Music by Jake Chudnow and from AudioNetwork
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**VSAUCE LINKS**
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*_People be sniffing cocaine while Micheal here doing lines of space._*
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I wish I could save a comment
He is a higher being
Did you bring the stuff? *Yeah I got the space rocks you asked for*
666 likes
“Some of this stuff may not even be legal” *pulls out 1 pound of black tar heroin*
RecardoGuillermo I've never laughed so hard at a youtube comment
Thank you sir
Well, disclaimers do earn points with judges? lol
420 likes...nice
noah clark glad I could be of service
Hey Vsause! Michael here, today we're going to be huffing acetone
Simon Wood you can’t say that he will get copy striked
He's like shaking a little lmao😂😂😂
Idk why but I could smell it at home
Brother
Ohh... it’s actually pretty good....
7:13 "Wow It's actually pretty good" Famous last words
Yes, we also watched the video.
@@KhreamedKhorne read the sentence under that. It's called a joke you may have watched the video all the way but didn't read the comment all the way
Wait is that an idubbbz reference
It sounds like vsause is on drugs then
now i know..
7:00 *unscrews it* ,*screws it back* Ok, I'm gonna unscrew this....
No.. that was the lid.. he unscrewed the top
@@captainjacksparrow1518 6:37
That first part where he unscrewed is probably captured after the initial video was shot.
@@hb9809 That's what I was gonna say
@@hb9809 I'm thinking the same.
Michael: *sniffs space* "Oh, it's actually pretty good." Next day: "Michael Stevens found dead after outer space overdose."
“I got the goods” - Michael
MIchAlEs ToyS
Michales toys what’s wrong with u
7:19 yeah he got high from this
XD
EnderSir it's a popper
he's loving it
He looked like it 😂
This comment deserves more recognition
Congratulations, you're high on comet.
Lol
Congratulations! You guessed the name of Pewdiepie's diss track.
dunkey
Would be good topic for a Joe Rogan podcast. Have you ever done comet?
comet(h)
Breaking news, Michael gets arrested for sniffing drugs “out of this world”
You’re dead to me in a good way
Sorriee _ba dum tss_
Sorriee I subbed to your channel that has no videos just because this comment was funny.
You could say it's lunacy
he found his fingers, legendary
1980: I bet there will be flying cars in 2020 2020: getting high smelling outer space
There was flying cars in the 60s
@@ohyeahgamer3736 wooooosh
There are flying cars but not open to general public but they exist already like Uberfly in dubai flying drone taxis etc just open your eyes instead of touching your waifu pillow all night
Still pretty evolved smelling outer space and managing to get high
@@enadopato Not a woooosh, Dumbo. Also stop using reddit outside of reddit
After this video: Hey boss, someone by the name of “Michael Stevens” ordered 10,000 comet vials recently.
Boss: Aw, damnit. He got addicted.
@@infinityguyyt well he didn't get addicted to DMT Or did he?
@@shlecko vsauce music starts playing
"im not afraid of prison" the words of a man who soent 3 days in a white room.
Your “p” in spent has been an “o” for three years.
@@jamsistired you cracked the code you genius
@@jamsistired I think the | might still be in that white room. Ooor O lost its tail!
@@jamsistired now 4
I think you mean: *VSauce gets high off of space juices.*
Lol
Lmao
what if....... they're actually just poppers
Dekotop Gaming What if VSauce is actually a film star?
Or *micheal sniffs a space fart*
new title: Micheal does space drugs
Nats lol
When he took that first whiff he looked so satisfied
You want some deathsticks? EDIT: i edited it @Sicira
*hard space drugs
* D R U G S *
Michael: “Smells pretty good” Also Michael: *_”Smells like cleaning product”_*
Aye cleaning products have a nice smell
cleaning products smell good unless you drink them
Pranav wait what
@@pravnav wot-
@@pravnav they actually start to smell progressively better the more of them you drink
It's magical how this guy transforms knowledge into good memes.
I would like this comment but there is already 69 and I don't want to ruin that
@@poiuytrewqasdf5654 it’s not at 69 anymore. Come like it.
When vsauce smell drug but its comet
I know this is two years late but nice profile picture
7:19 - I swear he's getting high :D
Lmao
Fr
If he isn't then he's having a stroke and we should call an ambulance!
Went to the comments at the end to see if that was already mentioned... he's now accidentally become a glue sniffer.... poor guy. Off to rehab for him.
livingcolorstudios I knew I wasn’t the only one lololol
The amount of meme content in this video cant even fit in a ssd with a terabyte of space
noahcraftreal a terabyte of- i see what you did there
mahmoud hehehe
SSD or HDD doesn't change storage capacity
Why ssd ? Why not hdd ? It's cheaper right?
whats ssd and hdd?
Space: *exists* Humans: Get in my smell holes now.
You Stabbed Me With A Fork -now-
*now*
Space: what Michal:what
Micheal is sреІІеd шгоиg
Michael from a law perspective, having a “counterfeit” coin on your possession is not illegal. In law there is a doctrine called “reasonable excuse”. Having a coin for which the reasons you have it is for decorative/commutative circumstances. The only way you can use it and get in trouble is using it to purchase other item or as the law describes it “obtain benefit through deception”. Also the store that sold it to you is the party responsible for the original deception. In summary, if you don’t use the coin to purchase anything or attempt to purchase anything. Then you are good.
What does this long and this smart of a comment not get any likes or comments? I’ll like it. Just for you.
Yeah, and on top of that, the store that sold it is being straightforward about the fact that it is not currency and is being sold as a novelty.
Alternatively...you'd get in trouble with the law if you took that coin, scratched up or burnt one side of it, burnt half your face off with acid or gasoline and then started flipping said coin to decide whether or not to shoot someone. Maybe someone dressed like a bat.
7:14 *and thus, Michael became addicted to crack*
lmfao
His reaction to smelling it was so funny XD
7:20
AlumanimFoilCreator 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
AlumanimFoilCreator 7:11
“I’m not afraid of prison” Yup, that’s Vsauce out of context material right there.
Along with him sniffing the space chemicals
Literally half the video can go into the category of out of context
exactly lmao
He looks like Kratos tho
I think the other prisoners would leave him alone out of an abundance of caution. I mean "Hi, Micheal here, where are your fingers?" sounds like the kind of thing a Joker-level crazy person says before biting off your fingers.
7:11 oh no I think I know what's gonna happe- Vsauce on My Strange Addiction: Hi my name is Michael and I'm addicted to smelling comet vomit.
"its a little bit gross.." **INHALE** lol
Lmao
Lol
Lmao
Lol
He just wants it all to himself XD
Michael is addicted to space?
🤣
he was smelling that a bit too intensively right....
🤔
lol just acetone will give ya a light head.
he was enjoying that to much
You're forgetting your lab rules, don't sniff straight from the beaker! Waft it.
In my second practicum I sniffed to see if the clear liquid in my beaker was water or hydrochloric acid. I learned that it was HCl. That's when I also learned that you should not smell unknown substances.
I smelled dry ice directly from the beaker. Than I held it for 11 seconds. My hand still hurts.
What if it's radioactive, you never know what's out there, always use a Geiger counter to measure suspicious material first.
Not a beaker
@@misakamikoto8785 What if it's a potent neurotoxin or nerve agent? Always use a handheld mass spectrometer to find out what the substance is before eating it. You can never be too careful.
*Michael snorts comet liquid* That’s what this video should have been named
**comet juice*
Friend: What drugs are you on Me: Outer Space
"No man, I said what drugs are you on, not how high are you"
@@butrbwedd o u t e r s p a a a a a a a a a a a a a c e
"I'm not afraid of prison" Michael is a thug
Prison michael
He is selling meth for his family with young teenager
“oH... iT’s AcTuAlLy PrEtTy GoOd”
"it's like cleaning chemicals, a bit like gluey..."
Darragh Clarke “Hey, that’s pretty good” xD
Just imagine this: Friend: I'm addicted to drugs can u please tell me how to stop using them You: Pffft... Drugs, I'm addicted to space air
"You mean smoking?"
@@Somersalsa vape comet juice
Michaels doin lines of space up in here lmao 0:18-0:26 what every drug dealer has said before
So true
Haha
I could win so many coin flips with that double-headed quarter...
Joseph Miller infinite money
Joseph Miller Youve just gotta distract em with a good old 'heads I win tails you lose'
you could win every coin flip
Two face would love this.
the way to find the samurai that smells of sunflowers~🌻
"I'm not afraid of prison" interesting thing to say for a whistleblower of government secrets, Michael.
Just Another Guy With A Moustache is that a thing?
Surely that's exactly the sort of thing a whistle-blower of government secrets would say?
Me: Breathes in Earth Vsauce: *SMELLING OUTER SPACE IS POSSIBLE*
Yo mans out here doing that galaxy coke “I feel like I’m not getting that strong of a wiff”
There are going to be a lot of clip memes with this video.
Vapor Wave - sama, Exactly.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
I see vaporwave I like
Back in my day they was called "youtube poop", well really back in my day youtube didnt exist but i digress.
hi brother
"I'm not afraid to go to prison" "Use kids to commit crimes" Do it
Words of a true ganglord
Buy enough vials to viably drip it, make phat clouds of space... for science
0:17 And I got the goods *Pulls bag out of shirt*😂😂
Show called *Michael's Toys* 4:21 "NOT A TOY" Edit: Damnnn thanks for 300 likes guys!
underrated comment detected
Now that's E D G Y A S F U C K
He made his dong for you
_Kowalski, analysis_
Top 10 Anime Betrayals
Michael: Uuh okay...yeah it’s little bit gross too. Also Michael: *continues sniffing*
Joni Kujala too used to poppers..
Micheal in prison talking to his cellmate " Hey VSauce Michael Here! let me tell you how I got here" His cellmate banging at the bar "GET ME OUTER HERE!!!"
I'm so happy I have the quote: "I'm not afraid of prison" from THE Vsauce Michael
Ladies and gentlemen, where are your fingers?
They stink.
M I C H A E L ' S T O Y S
You don't wanna know
Like you dont scratch your ____
In my hand smh
4:14 lol the box says dissatisfaction guaranteed
lmao
I saw that
Lol
6:30 I'm Michael stevens and I'm about to enter the sting zone with a comet
Ahh a fellow brave wilderness viewer
Crossover???
"I wonder if it's evaporating quickly..." Yes, Michael. Acetone does that. Also for anyone who wants to get some of those XD LMAO SPACE ORGASMS LMFAO 7:00
Seth Macklin lol 😆 IKR
Wow, not even 2 minutes in, and Michael has already memed us.
Ladies and gentlemen we got em
@@marktuttle *_Vsause music intensifies_*
@@DarkTyyp Now I imagine a remix of Baby I'm yours but with that music instead.
And then Vape Nation.
This guy looks like that dude from Vsauce
Ammar because he is dumbass
Rip V Sauce
@@aanimater9001 what? No way
RIP VSauce
ugh, i was wishing for someone to get wooooshed.
Nobody: Not a single soul: Michael: today im gonna snort space
Lol
Lol
Lol
SNIFFING SHARPIES WITH MICHEAL
Micheal you can't just date underage gi- 0:24
😂
CebuliX Is it depressing that I know what he said and I havent rewinded back to that ._.
You spelt a god's name wrong
Ladies and gentlemen we got em
I lost 😂😂😂
7:19 that face you make when you smell food you can't afford
Oki
I’m ded bro 😂😂😂👌
When ur about to sneeze but u don't
Hes getting orgasms ahahahahah
@@-ExperienceWithMe- exactly
3:11 i cant believe it, that "my" theory you just explained
"it also smells like fingers" Me: *smells my fingers* Also me: my fingers smell like oranges that I ate earlier on today.
Where are your fingers?
0:24 "I'm not afraid of prison" He's probably been there before
Zivojin Zivojinovic Obviously he hasn’t
I have, what of it? Whom among you wish to speak?
Stylistics Guy r/wooosh
that would explain his long absence from his channel
Theres a video that has a jail and him in background lol
It’s illegal to not upload on your main chan- 0:24
*thats a new meme, gentlemen*
At least this channel is free. For now...
he’s not afraid of prison
I don’t get it. Someone explain
@@ohyeahyeah2021 Me: It's illegal to not upload on main chan- Michael: I'm not afraid of prison Michael Stevens never upload videos since last year on his main channel 'Vsauce'
>smells like fingers *Where are your FINGERS?*
In space
Michael : I bought things from the gift shop! Pulls number of things out of shirt
Michael getting high on space rocks
Moon rocks
LMAO
These are the kind of videos you watch when your parents aren’t home
Cuz you're high as balls
Fuxk that's me rn
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Pe enis
Michael seemed to have enjoyed the sniffing process a little TOO MUCH..... *X,D*
Producer: Micheal that’s acid! Micheal: I got the goods
We just witnessed Michael doing drugs.
like its even the first time lol
Space drugs
4:45 Micheal did it again! Hes a meme lord
Michael*
Micheal is so awesome
*Michelle
Mikael*
Mischaellie. The s is silent
5:24 me coming back down to earth after 20 years of being in space and telling the president how I felt and what I discovered
😂
0:21 "i don't think some of this stuff is legal" whips out a bag of cokcane sweets
Legend says Michael used to make videos in a channel called "Vsauce" and he was always there... 🤔
He forgot the password, KZhead changed it to make sure only Mindfield would be uploaded
And if you search long enough, and in the right places, you may happen upon a relic of a time long past, a golden age of curiosity and knowledge...
Dear diary, today I watched Michael Stevens do drugs.
you should watch s2 e2 of mindfield, where he does Ayahuasca
@@ok-cr3yd Oh yeah lol. In my endeavor to make a clever comment I completely forgot I have already seen Michael do actual drugs lmao
jesuswasaborted can u gibe me youtube red? 2 wach?
@@JohnBread69 no
Bluemon meanie
"I'm not sure it's legal" *Proceeds to put it all over KZhead*
Basics is the dad trying to be cool with the kids , failing , but his effort and charm redeems it.
"I'm not afraid of prison" I like your mentality,,,
he would figure out how to get out with just saliva and a fingernail on his first day being there
he probably lewds lolis
He’s a true “gangsta”
Michael was thuggin. Unexpected.
"It smells like fingers." "You guys have smelly fingers, right?"- VSauce
No, i dont... i dont have a clue what fingers smell like. Is he talking about people who smoke maybe? Nicotine fingers?
Where are your fingers
Occasionally.
Depends on what time I'm done with your mom Vsauce...
um hello there Its because he touches his DONG
i bet the universe has sum of the best smells out there just floating around. lol
Micheal that day killed everyone in the office while screaming "I NEED COMIT VOMIT!".
1:10 “ladies and gentlemen, we got him”
I thought I had it all together.
but i was led astray the day you walked away
Evaplex you were the clock that was ticking in my home
change my state of mind
Your feelings change like the weather Went from clear to grey On that cloudy day How can I go on With that bomb in the palm Love’s so hard to find When someone’s on your mind Listen baby Your wish is my command Baby won’t you understand That your wish is my command What can I do to make My baby understand Something tells me that I'm dreamin' I can see us there Waving unaware Of problems that have a tendency to keep Keep the truth confined Far from our minds You need someone you can believe in This I do declare Trust me I'll be there The road that leads to heaven can be so steep I will help you climb Change your state of mind Listen baby Your wish is my command Baby won't you understand That your wish is my command What can I do to make my baby understand Your wish is my command Baby won't you understand That your wish is my command I can see us there Waving unaware This I do declare Trust me I'll be there I can see us there Waving unaware This I do declare Trust me I'll be there I can see us there Waving unaware This I do declare Trust me I'll be there Listen baby Your wish is my command Baby won't you understand That your wish is my command What can I do to make my baby understand Follow me into, into my sleep Baby I'm yours, I'm yours to keep You've got the magic that entered my heart and my mind Your wish is my command Baby won't you understand Your wish is my command Baby won't you understand Your wish is my command Baby won't you understand Your wish is my command Baby won't you understand
Welcome to Michael getting high on *acetone*
I was looking fro a comment like this xD golden
Spacetone*
I wish I knew you were coming to Portland bro
I laughed pretty hard at this.. thanks as always Michael
Oh man, Uranus jokes incoming...
sweet.
What does Uranus smell like?
Omg, I found you on a comment and now I see you again! I love the channel!
Now it's called Urectum
Jokes about my anus? Whaaaat...
welcome to another episode of Michael Does Drugs.
Michael is not afraid of prison. Prison is afraid of Michael.
VSauce found dead after snorting 1000 grams of outer space. Rest In Peace VSauce, we will miss you
*From Speakers* : "Hey Vsauce" *From Behind You* : " Michale here" *Inside your head* : "What if you were defenseless?"
Bruh
DerpSkip at least try and be original mate
Which video is this from
@@hektik2074 can you see me
grndragon7777777 I watched it and it’s not there
I’m not afraid of prison
FLAmE yes he is, would basically be a fleshlight for Tyrone
100% meme material
My new favorite album and artist of 2019: Smelling Outer Space by Comet Vomit
7:27 "nail polish reoomover"
*Ladies and gentleman, we got em*
*you were the clock that was ticking in my home changed my state of mind love so hard to find*
*FBI OpEn uP*
this is all just beautiful
*YOUR FEELINGS CHANGED LIKE THE WEATHER*
Or do you (Vsauce theme)?
DAMN!!! ACETONE THICC THO 5:02
hot damn
😂😂😂😂
:O
Ethan Bradford ASSetone
this would be a good meme
I love the "dissatisfaction guaranteed" on the comet vomit packaging.
sick dubstep beat at the start i love it
To play with my toys you need fingers... So where are your fingers?
Fingers are the toys
You are a weird person indeed
But, what are fingers?
*Or are they?*
Went to vsauce to hear " Hey Vsauce : Micheal here " then I came back here to watch the video
hello fellow dingdonger
@@carlosandleon hello
@@technologyclub6870 what's a room with no windows and doors?
@@carlosandleon a cd rom ?! :"
@@technologyclub6870 no, you dumbass
That little shudder micheal did when he sniffed the comet vomit was so goddamn funny
Now we know why Michael is so strange all the time
0:18 "And I got the goods" Michael the drug dealer
7:11
Unbox Therapy : Narcotic Edition
walter white
Zivojin Zivojinovic I see you everywhere
And then seconds later he says he ain’t afraid of prison 😂
These are just vsauce episodes just without the hey vsuace at the start
And without that intriguing background music generating curiosity
CHANGE MY MIND
which was the best part...
SHUT UP
*_hard to swallow pills_*
The package says "dissatisfaction guaranteed" lol
Why do I get a tingley feeling in my brain when I watch only your vids like on your main channel or dong