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Motivational Quote Accounts Have Gotten Worse

Ted Nivison
2020 ж. 20 Жел.
1 476 601 Рет қаралды
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About Ted Nivison / JehBerDeh:
Ted Nivison is a KZhead entertainer/Filmmaker/voice actor/comedian based in New York. He creates comedy videos on KZhead making commentary videos about various funny topics and poking fun at ridiculous people on Facebook, KZhead, and Instagram. He's got some sweet moves as well.

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  • That woman had a good quote “Lamborghini, but I don’t have 4 wheels”

    @napho5451@napho54513 жыл бұрын

    • And if my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike

      @phrostbit3n@phrostbit3n3 жыл бұрын

    • Very motivational if you ask me

      @honestmyths5839@honestmyths58393 жыл бұрын

    • sounds like something Carson would say

      @Soggybread233@Soggybread2333 жыл бұрын

    • She only has 3

      @spacey4216@spacey42163 жыл бұрын

    • A Lamborghini without wheels is just a Radio

      @p_a_t_h6237@p_a_t_h62373 жыл бұрын

  • The fact you found someone dressed as the joker is priceless

    @pepperoniwizard8741@pepperoniwizard87413 жыл бұрын

    • Read that as pound lol

      @No-if6mz@No-if6mz3 жыл бұрын

    • Thats LA for ya

      @mmmmrat@mmmmrat3 жыл бұрын

    • The way he responded to the questions was absolutely perfect as well

      @shu_jL@shu_jL3 жыл бұрын

    • “Daddy’s home”

      @karensmith4456@karensmith44563 жыл бұрын

    • literally found someone’s gta online character lmao

      @jeffery9543@jeffery95433 жыл бұрын

  • I ABSOLUTELY LOST IT AT "rest in peace- she's not even dead but she's dead to me, y'know what i'm talkin about?"

    @fxntxsyyy@fxntxsyyy3 жыл бұрын

    • relatable

      @unnaturallynatural8885@unnaturallynatural88852 жыл бұрын

  • Ted dancing with a really long wooden stick to a men playing the accordion and singing Yiddish prayer is an image that lives rent-free in my head.

    @bunsenn5064@bunsenn50642 жыл бұрын

  • I love that not only did Ted find someone dressed as Joker for this video, but the person also passively agreed with the quotes.

    @turkeybiskit647@turkeybiskit6473 жыл бұрын

    • Yes

      @guy136@guy1363 жыл бұрын

    • Exectly 👌

      @thomasantunes8260@thomasantunes82603 жыл бұрын

    • This awsum contant men

      @thenumber102k@thenumber102k3 жыл бұрын

    • they used me in the food and ate 😔

      @tufui_@tufui_3 жыл бұрын

    • This changed my life and you ha god dae

      @tophatjack@tophatjack3 жыл бұрын

  • I once came across one that said, "DATE WOMEN" and that was it.

    @shilzer@shilzer3 жыл бұрын

    • It's hard to argue with his assessment

      @tadstrange1465@tadstrange14653 жыл бұрын

    • Damn that's woke

      @KB-fk3jj@KB-fk3jj3 жыл бұрын

    • good thing im a lesbian

      @jrw2319@jrw23193 жыл бұрын

    • 14:13

      @weakw1ll@weakw1ll3 жыл бұрын

    • im trying

      @garfieldbrooks@garfieldbrooks3 жыл бұрын

  • Ted I just wanted to say that your background is very sexy and it was extremely pleasing to notice that the color of your shirt perfectly matches your couch I could barely focus on the video because of how positively groovy your background is thank you Ted

    @itshannah711@itshannah7113 жыл бұрын

    • Groovy as hell

      @hm9692@hm96923 жыл бұрын

    • Groovy, baby

      @xandilo_bones4800@xandilo_bones48002 жыл бұрын

    • i read that as the end of the lorax when the onceler said "thank you ted"

      @0025aid@0025aid2 жыл бұрын

  • "I think I just ruined a relationship!" - Ted says while smiling intently behind his mask

    @jamez2022@jamez20223 жыл бұрын

    • The funniest thing is the fact they are also really popular KZheadrs 😭 piper rockelle

      @connor7408@connor74082 жыл бұрын

  • “I’m not exactly looking to compare cars to underage girls.” -Ted, 2020

    @gnomebliterator4129@gnomebliterator41293 жыл бұрын

    • and thems the facts

      @dweller331@dweller3313 жыл бұрын

    • I was a boy. They were two girls. Can I make it any more obvious? I am the ULTlMATE L0VER on this platform. Don't enter my ch*nnel if you are not above a certain age, dear miche

      @AxxLAfriku@AxxLAfriku3 жыл бұрын

    • “I’m... ...looking to compare cars to underage girls” -Ted, 2020

      @rorypunnington359@rorypunnington3593 жыл бұрын

    • This is somethin I never thought I’d see said. And there it is. Humanity is in a weird place right now

      @FishGuyJer@FishGuyJer3 жыл бұрын

    • Bundy?

      @mikeheininger9049@mikeheininger90493 жыл бұрын

  • Plot twist: The Joker on the street is the creator of the joker quotes.

    @keelysnider8983@keelysnider89833 жыл бұрын

    • Considering how he reacted to the quotes I wouldn’t be surprised

      @jacobscott1243@jacobscott12433 жыл бұрын

    • This is so fucking funny

      @chadklunejko9373@chadklunejko93733 жыл бұрын

    • This is sooooo gay I like pepperoni wizard comment better

      @saulmartinez1586@saulmartinez15863 жыл бұрын

    • Hey keely...where us your originality

      @chadklunejko9373@chadklunejko93733 жыл бұрын

    • Chad you speak english

      @keelysnider8983@keelysnider89833 жыл бұрын

  • i had a manager who was a 5'4", 3 times divorced, 50 year old man. his social media was FLOODED with these kinds of posts, he even showed a few to us a couple times. it was honestly scary to see how these can affect someones personality.

    @wario1226@wario12262 жыл бұрын

  • I love the accordion guy. He looks like he's just loving life. Not spouting rude things or saying God hates you. He's just playing some music with a smile

    @GrumpyTy34er@GrumpyTy34er Жыл бұрын

  • “I wish I knew my mom to be honest, Rest In Peace. She’s not even dead but she’s dead to me.” Bro is he ok?

    @skepsiez@skepsiez3 жыл бұрын

    • Its just mommy issues, we all have em /hj

      @frogdrewathing8095@frogdrewathing80953 жыл бұрын

    • @@frogdrewathing8095 that’s a pretty bold claim to say we ALL have “mommy” issues

      @reignforrest2090@reignforrest20903 жыл бұрын

    • /time set night /difficulty peaceful /gamemode creative

      @THATRANDOMDUDE99999@THATRANDOMDUDE999992 жыл бұрын

    • @@THATRANDOMDUDE99999sounds like a city at night build

      @kyle_mk17@kyle_mk172 жыл бұрын

    • I love how that was just not related to the question. This is a cry for help

      @exactlyemx5426@exactlyemx54262 жыл бұрын

  • "Girlfriend is only found in the life of fools" * silence * * guy looks at his girlfriend *

    @muted__dreamer@muted__dreamer3 жыл бұрын

    • The girl is famous

      @kpophey@kpophey3 жыл бұрын

    • @@kpophey yeah I was like bruh he didn’t even know who that was lol don’t blame him

      @ec2744@ec27443 жыл бұрын

    • LMAO

      @izzy2889@izzy28893 жыл бұрын

    • @@kpophey who was it

      @benmeyer5490@benmeyer54903 жыл бұрын

    • @@benmeyer5490 I don’t remember her name but she was a musically star

      @kpophey@kpophey3 жыл бұрын

  • Why NOBODY is talking about this man? He's a legend! 12:27

    @Taifun_TV@Taifun_TV3 жыл бұрын

    • Hes the real hustler ong

      @CasaNovaCorp@CasaNovaCorp3 жыл бұрын

    • Good music

      @marblemarble7113@marblemarble71132 жыл бұрын

    • тайфун ты что тут делаешь

      @predawka@predawka2 жыл бұрын

    • ikr i need to know the songs he singing

      @pilkpog7952@pilkpog79522 жыл бұрын

    • i love this mad lad :)

      @BlazeNinjaDogg@BlazeNinjaDogg2 жыл бұрын

  • "You literally can't succeed in life without buying Ted's merch" - The Joker

    @just.a.jester8233@just.a.jester82333 жыл бұрын

  • “everyone has good taste, they just come in different flavors” -jeffery dahmer

    @starryu__@starryu__3 жыл бұрын

    • Oof

      @turbkey1380@turbkey13803 жыл бұрын

    • R/cursedcomments

      @keish1175@keish11753 жыл бұрын

    • Ahhh shitt, Hot dogs 💔😔

      @remastered6825@remastered68253 жыл бұрын

    • uh oh, bro.

      @RazorusR3X777@RazorusR3X7773 жыл бұрын

    • that name sounds familiar

      @fnn54@fnn543 жыл бұрын

  • do you think ted ever wakes up and his first thought is “milk”

    @zoe-ig8zk@zoe-ig8zk3 жыл бұрын

    • Every day. The milkening is nigh. Be prepared.

      @johsh__@johsh__3 жыл бұрын

    • 100% definitely

      @epic.6608@epic.66083 жыл бұрын

    • @@SUNDAYV4X he cant sleep, he has to hustle

      @roseharris1165@roseharris11653 жыл бұрын

    • Milk to wash down the cram

      @supperpuppy8@supperpuppy83 жыл бұрын

  • Let’s just take a second to appreciate Accordion Man, he makes good music

    @larkaltaccount2654@larkaltaccount26543 жыл бұрын

    • Accordion man supremacy

      @callumdeviale3869@callumdeviale38692 жыл бұрын

    • Agreed

      @Aspeniesman@Aspeniesman17 күн бұрын

  • Ted is becoming Drew Gooden and I'm not afraid to say it.

    @thenut1978@thenut19783 жыл бұрын

    • As a fan of drew for about four years now, I’ll accept it. He’s been drew for a while now lmao

      @justasmltwngir1732@justasmltwngir17322 жыл бұрын

    • idk his yellow white shirt, merch promo, and intro are givin danny vibes. everything else is def drew vibes

      @luxfromdmc@luxfromdmc2 жыл бұрын

    • don't do Ted dirty like that, drew wishes he was as good as Ted come on man!

      @DiamondDollie@DiamondDollie Жыл бұрын

    • I've watched Drew forever now and just discovered Ted a few weeks ago and I love him! Their sense of humour is right up my valley.

      @yunenofune@yunenofune Жыл бұрын

  • You’re like one of my favorite KZheadr’s ever but you look like a middle schooler and a dad at the same time and it’s very confusing, please fix

    @WeirdoDingus@WeirdoDingus3 жыл бұрын

    • i've been having a crisis ever since i found ted's channel because he genuinely looks like my fucking dad and i hate it i hate it so much

      @threewilds@threewilds3 жыл бұрын

    • that is the power of Craigory

      @Yaboi53067@Yaboi530673 жыл бұрын

    • Jay have you ever seen Ted and your dad in the same room?

      @sirfishalot7569@sirfishalot75693 жыл бұрын

    • @@sirfishalot7569 no but I'd be pretty mad if it was ted behind the divorce I am currently experiencing lmao. a WHERE'S MY DUAL CITIZENSHIP I want the USA AND Canada all access baby

      @threewilds@threewilds3 жыл бұрын

    • Please fix

      @josephtobias4346@josephtobias43463 жыл бұрын

  • Reviewing Google reviews is also pretty good content, like chef boyardee ravioli cups reviews, looked at it once and it was amazing

    @simplode7752@simplode77523 жыл бұрын

    • Interesting...

      @Flarenics@Flarenics3 жыл бұрын

    • Or doing small town google reviews (like gus johnson)

      @schmeeps7465@schmeeps74653 жыл бұрын

    • google play store reviews of goosebumps books is a great time as well

      @yahooanswers4843@yahooanswers48433 жыл бұрын

    • Google reviews of old poems and books are hilarious because it’ll be something like Ozymandias and the reviews are all “fuck Mr. Restington, he said that line 12 was a metaphor 😡😡😡”

      @lr-@lr-3 жыл бұрын

    • I get da 420 funni numer like

      @scarsch5383@scarsch53833 жыл бұрын

  • ... at this point, I'm half-convinced ted's just an eldritch horror who appears oddly human, and that he just- exists in a void-like place of which he has very little control over.

    @TheGhostlyZed@TheGhostlyZed2 жыл бұрын

    • Bro that’s all of us

      @felipew6716@felipew67162 жыл бұрын

    • That's the truth behind two-faced Teddy

      @fukkthisnewupdate8882@fukkthisnewupdate8882 Жыл бұрын

    • @@fukkthisnewupdate8882 i have no clue who that is

      @TheGhostlyZed@TheGhostlyZed Жыл бұрын

  • The demons hallway is just JSchlatts room when the Pope has a temper

    @jwill9731@jwill97313 жыл бұрын

  • “Why am I at a car dealership?” *walk with me. Walk with me.*

    @jeeshified@jeeshified3 жыл бұрын

    • Ah yes I understand that reference

      @coolbeanz1070@coolbeanz10703 жыл бұрын

    • @@coolbeanz1070 nobody cares

      @702d02@702d023 жыл бұрын

    • @@coolbeanz1070 I also understand that reference

      @anameorsomething894@anameorsomething8943 жыл бұрын

    • Excelent 👌

      @ludwigmaxis1966@ludwigmaxis19663 жыл бұрын

    • It's just walking!

      @lapine.mp4lapine.mp350@lapine.mp4lapine.mp3503 жыл бұрын

  • Ted dancing to Christian street musicians is the best way to start my week

    @linkn5509@linkn55093 жыл бұрын

    • One of them looked a lot like Gus Johnson

      @vollbier-bayer3006@vollbier-bayer30063 жыл бұрын

    • @@vollbier-bayer3006 for a sec I thought they both collabed.

      @lolwut8790@lolwut87903 жыл бұрын

  • 3:57 the amount of confidence he says this with to immediately question it is incredible

    @SpicyMapping@SpicyMapping Жыл бұрын

  • Ted, gleefully: I think I just destroyed a relationship!

    @gaysonderulo5411@gaysonderulo54113 жыл бұрын

  • "oooo, i wish i knew my mom to be honest. rest in peace, shes not even dead but shes dead to me, yknow what im talking about?" PLEASE THIS GUY WAS SO FUNNY

    @celestialorbs5252@celestialorbs52523 жыл бұрын

    • It was so outta pocket like what-

      @elliew454@elliew4543 жыл бұрын

    • I related to that line a little too much i had to screen record and send it to a friend 😂😪

      @KristenZianourry2015@KristenZianourry20153 жыл бұрын

    • This guy was high

      @itsismylife-jonbovi3305@itsismylife-jonbovi33053 жыл бұрын

    • LMAO

      @izzy2889@izzy28893 жыл бұрын

    • trans rights

      @mendaxMultorum@mendaxMultorum3 жыл бұрын

  • Teds merch is honestly the best because he actually makes an effort for it to look fashionable. I’d wear the milk crew neck with a skirt and I’d look fucking bomb

    @haggstromi540@haggstromi5403 жыл бұрын

    • True shit

      @kevinbmx2225@kevinbmx22253 жыл бұрын

    • You’ve made me even more compelled to buy it. You tricky bastard.

      @krokikrumpsun624@krokikrumpsun6243 жыл бұрын

    • I like how it’s an actual shirt and not just a persons name on a shirt. You can support creators without being walking advertisements.

      @Guy-py6go@Guy-py6go3 жыл бұрын

    • I like to think ur a guy and your like out in public at the local subway cross dressing

      @ollie7070@ollie70703 жыл бұрын

    • how much where you paid

      @oslojohnson6737@oslojohnson67373 жыл бұрын

  • i love teds social confidence, i would never be able to just bust moves to that guy on the street

    @bendriscoll@bendriscoll2 жыл бұрын

  • I lost it at "you can ignore my message but in my head you are mother of my 3 kids" "ooooh, I wish I knew my mom, to be honest. Rip. She's not dead but she's dead to me, y'know?" 14:32

    @kanyewestgaming4748@kanyewestgaming47483 жыл бұрын

  • but my dead dog wants a milk shirt Ted! This is outrageous Update: I have gone to corporate and I become boss

    @Unfilterr@Unfilterr3 жыл бұрын

    • What a bummer

      @Flarenics@Flarenics3 жыл бұрын

    • @@Flarenics no kidding! I’m going to the manager!

      @Unfilterr@Unfilterr3 жыл бұрын

    • Thats just rude! What did the manager say?

      @isaofaeaea@isaofaeaea3 жыл бұрын

    • @@isaofaeaea where even is the manager? Never mind I’m going straight to corporate!

      @Unfilterr@Unfilterr3 жыл бұрын

    • @@Unfilterr if they say you no get the job, become boss

      @blakeerenhouse943@blakeerenhouse9433 жыл бұрын

  • "RIP mom. She ain't dead but she dead to me" It sucks that I can relate to this Edit: It sucks that over a thousand of you relate to this

    @Sticky6Ft@Sticky6Ft3 жыл бұрын

    • Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear sti

      @AxxLAfriku@AxxLAfriku3 жыл бұрын

    • AxxL this is not the right comment

      @heldenhonig6505@heldenhonig65053 жыл бұрын

    • Same dude....

      @scarsch5383@scarsch53833 жыл бұрын

    • Damn, I'm sorry to hear , much love to you man

      @SharkSteaks@SharkSteaks3 жыл бұрын

    • Gonna cry?

      @bigsoulja73@bigsoulja733 жыл бұрын

  • Me logging on to twitter wondering why carson is trending: 2:55

    @dadegav488@dadegav4883 жыл бұрын

    • Yep...

      @Eldudiogrande@Eldudiogrande3 жыл бұрын

    • Thats a perfect reaction.

      @oodles_noodles420@oodles_noodles4203 жыл бұрын

  • Schoolgirl line hits different 🥶

    @fortino6029@fortino60293 жыл бұрын

  • Holy shit the interviews were so damn funny, half the people were confused and the other half tried to make sense of it all, and that one dude was wearing Joker makeup for no damn reason

    @SethIsTheBethst@SethIsTheBethst3 жыл бұрын

  • Whoever that Joker guy is, I hope he’s doing well

    @GoblinWrangler69@GoblinWrangler693 жыл бұрын

    • "that is true wiiith my nice foreign wife"

      @bornofpixels@bornofpixels3 жыл бұрын

    • I love that guy

      @dinkules@dinkules2 жыл бұрын

  • "You are one decision away from a totally different life" technically true but I don't feel motivated I feel deterred from making decisions now

    @displaymaniscool@displaymaniscool2 жыл бұрын

  • "When life gives you pants, you shit them" - Eddie Murphy

    @reillyferreira-renold3023@reillyferreira-renold30233 жыл бұрын

  • "dont like girls get royice roles like real man" -jocker quotes

    @thats_a_bruh7646@thats_a_bruh76463 жыл бұрын

    • I read that as rice roles.

      @LynxLycan2@LynxLycan23 жыл бұрын

    • This was indeed a bruh

      @pensi1844@pensi18443 жыл бұрын

  • This video taught me to never talk to anyone in the streets of LA

    @BrassWing@BrassWing3 жыл бұрын

    • Definitely a good move.

      @lilacpen8678@lilacpen86782 жыл бұрын

  • Ted's extravert energy is too strong he needs to share

    @magspie04@magspie043 жыл бұрын

  • I like how almost everyone Ted interviewed was as unhinged as the motivational quotes lmaoo

    @Toxic.Mangaka@Toxic.Mangaka Жыл бұрын

  • 13:37 The dude in red looks like Gus Johnson if he was a divorced father.

    @robertofigueiredo2746@robertofigueiredo27463 жыл бұрын

    • Gus isnt a divorced father?

      @equaius893@equaius8933 жыл бұрын

    • Gus isn’t that guy?

      @revilno@revilno2 жыл бұрын

  • WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE “Lamborghini? I- I ain’t got four wheels” I FUCKING CRACKED UP PLZ

    @jennamorgan6798@jennamorgan67983 жыл бұрын

    • HAHHAHAHAH ME

      @thenerdnextdoortoYOU@thenerdnextdoortoYOU3 жыл бұрын

  • “Why do you think I wear gloves?” “Why?” “Cuz I’m a criminal🤪” Had me rolling (14:02 btw)

    @cacaandweewhiz@cacaandweewhiz Жыл бұрын

  • 13:34 im laughing so hard

    @georgestenberg2498@georgestenberg24982 жыл бұрын

  • “Every bump on the road to success is just a homeless person under your Ferrari” -Probably an inspiration account

    @rafaeldiehl8553@rafaeldiehl85533 жыл бұрын

    • @frmercury "these dang kids in the road" *BAPUMP BAPUMP*

      @ollie7070@ollie70703 жыл бұрын

    • LMAO

      @izzy2889@izzy28893 жыл бұрын

    • Dont worry i got him with the door

      @justsomeredheaddude1475@justsomeredheaddude14753 жыл бұрын

    • Plus their average grammar equals. Bump on road to success is only poor under your rich person car

      @sleepy9525@sleepy95252 жыл бұрын

  • My dad gave me a nice motivational quote once, it went something like this "You'll never amount to anything you worthless excuse of a son"

    @KodamaBoy69@KodamaBoy693 жыл бұрын

    • Same thing happened to me

      @chase5655@chase56553 жыл бұрын

    • ay i’m really sorry, hope u know that he was spewing bs

      @irelandaintreal2945@irelandaintreal29452 жыл бұрын

  • "she not even dead but she dead to me ya know" omg 😂

    @caramargret5709@caramargret57092 жыл бұрын

  • That camera pan to the guy dressed as the joker had me crying it was so unexpected it left me in shambles

    @scari61@scari613 жыл бұрын

  • hey ted

    @InfamousSwoosh@InfamousSwoosh3 жыл бұрын

    • Verified man! Howdy!

      @thedownstairsattic5935@thedownstairsattic59353 жыл бұрын

    • havent seen you in a while damn

      @asma-uo6ol@asma-uo6ol3 жыл бұрын

    • swoosh

      @amyerwin4314@amyerwin43143 жыл бұрын

    • Swoosh

      @hotpikachusex@hotpikachusex3 жыл бұрын

    • swoosh

      @sciincidae@sciincidae3 жыл бұрын

  • "Never let anyone treat you like an Yellow Starburst. You are an Pink Starburst."

    @allim4767@allim47673 жыл бұрын

    • what, objectively worse?

      @cryptid5040@cryptid50403 жыл бұрын

    • @@cryptid5040 If you actually think the pink is worse than the yellow, then yes.

      @lilacpen8678@lilacpen86782 жыл бұрын

    • can we agree that red hits different though?

      @mushroomking8304@mushroomking8304 Жыл бұрын

    • @@mushroomking8304 yee cuz cherry flavor is trash

      @fukkthisnewupdate8882@fukkthisnewupdate8882 Жыл бұрын

    • Pink and yellow are the best Starbursts

      @fukkthisnewupdate8882@fukkthisnewupdate8882 Жыл бұрын

  • i love how no one is talking about how ted was talking to piper rockelle

    @sl7ck139@sl7ck1393 жыл бұрын

    • Who?

      @johnw.lennon1366@johnw.lennon13662 жыл бұрын

  • For the quote at 4:13, I think what they meant was that, possibly, when they were younger, they interviewed for a position at this business and were rejected. Then, motivated by this failure, they started their own business and hustled until their business was big enough to where they could buy the company that turned him down several years ago, thus becoming the boss. This is just my take on the quote, and I think your take is also good (no hate). Keep it up! :)

    @ashykubsgaming1343@ashykubsgaming1343 Жыл бұрын

  • This puts a new meaning to, "The boys are back"

    @crumbnutzzz285@crumbnutzzz2853 жыл бұрын

  • “Welcome to the big show, baby, I’m the big hot mama” Asmodeus the lust demon is heavily influencing Ted’s thoughts

    @ryanstender8316@ryanstender83163 жыл бұрын

  • The old lady that said "lamborghini? well, I don't have four wheels" has my heart. something about the way she said it is just so funny to me.

    @danieneit6830@danieneit68309 ай бұрын

  • “Pls don’t get some for your dead dog” you’ve managed to make me laugh within the first 30 seconds AND a merch plug. Congratulations

    @thanosthefarmer@thanosthefarmer3 жыл бұрын

  • the two kids he told “girlfriend is only found in the life of fools” that girl is piper rockelle and she’s like a 13 year old famous tik toker 💀

    @paigemilam1909@paigemilam19093 жыл бұрын

    • WHAT?

      @imdone8645@imdone86453 жыл бұрын

    • No wayyy

      @alittleninjathatstealsyour9401@alittleninjathatstealsyour94013 жыл бұрын

    • That explains why I didn’t recognize her.

      @codysmall6826@codysmall68263 жыл бұрын

    • I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO COMMENT THIS LMAOO

      @squish5927@squish59273 жыл бұрын

    • 💀 lmao

      @yeleathia7815@yeleathia78153 жыл бұрын

  • Ted’s demon hallway > Schlatt’s angry pope

    @ethanhenderson6214@ethanhenderson62143 жыл бұрын

    • i beg to differ 🥱

      @addisonjg20@addisonjg203 жыл бұрын

    • Is he red Schlatt?

      @turbkey1380@turbkey13803 жыл бұрын

    • Cap

      @lukehyer7784@lukehyer77843 жыл бұрын

    • Perhaps they're the same room

      @firepowder@firepowder3 жыл бұрын

    • No

      @Jack-vc2te@Jack-vc2te3 жыл бұрын

  • I love the happy accordion man so much. People are delightful!

    @Trevor_NewJerusalem@Trevor_NewJerusalem Жыл бұрын

  • Thank you mr.nivison for having a smooth ass voice that didn’t distract me from my homework but was still good sounding enough to listen too while I did it.

    @LeafyttTestify@LeafyttTestify3 жыл бұрын

  • The demon of motivational quotes has returned with a burning vengeance.

    @bhc1109@bhc11093 жыл бұрын

  • "WomAn is temprory lyfe is 4ever" - Jesus H Christ

    @arielest6749@arielest67493 жыл бұрын

    • What does the H stand for-?

      @rabidsockpuppet7713@rabidsockpuppet77133 жыл бұрын

    • @@rabidsockpuppet7713 It's just H

      @serafina2643@serafina26433 жыл бұрын

    • @@serafina2643 Brilliant

      @rabidsockpuppet7713@rabidsockpuppet77133 жыл бұрын

    • @@rabidsockpuppet7713 yes

      @serafina2643@serafina26433 жыл бұрын

    • Happy birthday to Jesus 🎈

      @xd_ut-boi6698@xd_ut-boi66983 жыл бұрын

  • 9:24 Ah yes nothing is more motivational than stalking someone who wants nothing to do with you.

    @the404error7@the404error73 жыл бұрын

  • the fact that I am watching this the day after my dog died… that intro made my jaw drop

    @npcfrl2366@npcfrl2366 Жыл бұрын

  • Ned Tivison has blessed us

    @steveriga685@steveriga6853 жыл бұрын

    • @Brutality ! it not pokeman it aniem chraracr

      @WhoTookSpecimen@WhoTookSpecimen3 жыл бұрын

  • “I wish I knew my mom. Rest In Peace. She’s not dead but she’s dead to me y’know what I mean?”

    @szzl@szzl3 жыл бұрын

  • "I teamed up with my buddy William Osman..." * Has no screen time or any voice clips of William talking* what a nice collab

    @bradybroderick8856@bradybroderick8856 Жыл бұрын

  • why is no one talking about the "don't be sweet, they will use you in the food and eat" quote?? that is worming its way into my echolalia as we speak

    @markfromfacebook@markfromfacebook9 ай бұрын

  • “ferrari is sexier than woman” me, a gay: perhaps

    @prizmr6s661@prizmr6s6613 жыл бұрын

    • Me, a lesbian: definitely not

      @AceStudios10@AceStudios103 жыл бұрын

    • @@JesterJ101 my sliver of heterocuriosity: fair enough

      @prizmr6s661@prizmr6s6613 жыл бұрын

    • Me, a bisexual: its free real estate

      @hotpikachusex@hotpikachusex3 жыл бұрын

    • me, an asexual: couldn't agree more

      @finder_@finder_3 жыл бұрын

    • me, entirely confused but happy to be here: possibly

      @heardemsayy@heardemsayy3 жыл бұрын

  • I love how Ted will say something questionable and then immediately regret it by saying “what?” It’s hilarious

    @bigred5182@bigred51823 жыл бұрын

    • read this just as he said it

      @bigmancharles1@bigmancharles1 Жыл бұрын

  • Sleep DOES holds us back as a species. Not the act of sleep itself, but rather the very fact that we require sleep to function properly despite millions of years of evolution.

    @NightShade05@NightShade059 ай бұрын

  • The ending was the most chaotic thing ever... LOL

    @thegirlnamedjessicamccown9194@thegirlnamedjessicamccown91942 ай бұрын

  • "I wish I knew my mom, rest in peace. Shes not dead, she's just dead to me." Sounds like the relationship is a work-in-progress.

    @DaftPunkHW@DaftPunkHW3 жыл бұрын

  • “Man this guys been saying a lot of words, why is he doing that?” -Me

    @Chog21@Chog213 жыл бұрын

  • I saw a post on reddit not that long ago from some dude who had this friend he saw every few years, who was super into the whole grind culture thing and never got more than like 4 or 5 hours of sleep everynight, travelled the world but everywhere he went he just worked on his laptop, he never actually explored anywhere or did anything, just worked and worked and worked. the guy making the post guessed he was the only person who was actually a friend to this guy, who wasn't just a work connection or something. the guy dropped dead age 35 from the stress and lack of sleep, the guy writing the post felt he was probably the last person to actually see this dude. it was really tragic, like. the guy had money but didn't have a life, he was saving up to retire early i think but then just died because of the hustle lifestyle before he had the chance to enjoy anything he'd achieved. just goes to show, waiting to enjoy your life isn't worth it. work-life balance is more important than most people are aware

    @ChaseFrances@ChaseFrances Жыл бұрын

  • I love that Ted looks at the "sleep =/= bad hustle instead" quote as if it couldn't be real. Yet my father literally forced me to only sleep 4 hours a night growing up so I could "grind for longer and be ahead of everyone else" Now I just have crippling debt and insomnia, YAY!

    @famous_beatbox@famous_beatboxАй бұрын

  • In case you're wondering: The chanting in the demonic hallway is Prayer of the Diminished by Mick Gordon

    @HybridB0i@HybridB0i3 жыл бұрын

    • I...thank you...?

      @oodles_noodles420@oodles_noodles4203 жыл бұрын

  • The fact that he went out there and found the most bat shit crazy people is really inspiring

    @mistahtwistah8895@mistahtwistah88953 жыл бұрын

  • “A crisp $20 bill! I’m a businessman!”

    @johnnyeppelseed@johnnyeppelseed2 жыл бұрын

  • The interviews was pure gold

    @capricorn878@capricorn8782 жыл бұрын

  • “Rip mom, she’s not even dead but she’s dead to me.” *thats what she said*

    @adyral@adyral3 жыл бұрын

  • New Business Quote: “If you are not make money go make money”

    @Slickolas@Slickolas3 жыл бұрын

    • "if don't, do." That's the shortest interpretation of your quote.

      @dove4965@dove49653 жыл бұрын

    • @@dove4965 I've been staring at this for 8 months and you're wrong "If (do)n't" You F O O L

      @AnEldritchBeing@AnEldritchBeing2 жыл бұрын

    • @@AnEldritchBeing if do u foo

      @0025aid@0025aid2 жыл бұрын

    • @@0025aid do fo

      @AnEldritchBeing@AnEldritchBeing2 жыл бұрын

    • @@AnEldritchBeing do fo do fo

      @0025aid@0025aid2 жыл бұрын

  • Watching this channel is like having a conversation with two of my friends, one of which introduced me to your channel. It's the greatest.

    @artisticmenace63@artisticmenace63 Жыл бұрын

  • that man in the joker makeup lives rent-free in my brain.

    @skellyton_@skellyton_2 жыл бұрын

  • “It’s hot it’s spicy and ready to be on your body” Ted I’m concerned

    @luckykarmzshorts3963@luckykarmzshorts39633 жыл бұрын

  • Thank you Ted. With this motivation I sold my house and bought the local communication rod factory that keeps rejecting me. I also dumped my girlfriend. Because girlfriends are for losers. I am now millions in debt and live on the street. My life has never been better. Much love. Chad 2.0

    @nobbisjunior@nobbisjunior3 жыл бұрын

    • jumpscare pfp, mr chad 2.0

      @marinKem@marinKem10 ай бұрын

  • These look like they’ve gone through google translate 16 times

    @Webird993@Webird9938 ай бұрын

  • very motivational, cured my depression and fixed my arm

    @robinksuo2929@robinksuo29292 жыл бұрын

  • The social distancing stick was a good idea, half these people don't know how to wear one.

    @JohnGenericName@JohnGenericName3 жыл бұрын

    • this implies that they don't know how to wear a social distancing stick and I love that

      @corrinebudris7822@corrinebudris78223 жыл бұрын

  • "Such as trying heroine" I am currently deceased

    @habib1971@habib19713 жыл бұрын

    • I too have tried female hero

      @dodoking4@dodoking43 жыл бұрын

  • I still cannot get over those accordion bruhs, they were the main characters here

    @loobly@loobly3 жыл бұрын

  • Asmodeus being a lust demon makes the intro very funny

    @RealityDisco@RealityDisco Жыл бұрын

  • “When in doubt whip it out.”-Christopher Wistopher

    @TheWanger6969@TheWanger69693 жыл бұрын

  • it makes me happy that Ted likes Kung Fu Panda enough to recognise Master Oogways quotes, even when they're plastered over the Joker

    @mlmakstniece5303@mlmakstniece53033 жыл бұрын

    • It's not "his" quote, it's very old.

      @Nikki_the_G@Nikki_the_G Жыл бұрын

  • "What is the gain?!?" Made me fall out of of my chair laughing

    @imadorkbro3578@imadorkbro35782 жыл бұрын

  • "I wish i knew my mom" "Rest in peace... oh she not dead, just dead to me" This man vdksvxkvakx

    @aizawas_left_nut7908@aizawas_left_nut79083 жыл бұрын
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