I Smash and/or Pass all 898 Pokémon. That’s it. Completely Unrelated ► open.spotify.com/show/4Hn3qhW... Edited By Lixian ► / lixiantv
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"that would definitely make me a furry. Pass." Also mark when he sees Ninetails: "smash"
@Feeble_Weeble2 жыл бұрын
beastiality =/= furry
@raphielle.2 жыл бұрын
He would sooner fuck a Magnemite than a Lucario Markiplier's mind is gone
@cooldud70712 жыл бұрын
@@cooldud7071 who wouldn't
@shukrantpatil2 жыл бұрын
He said that while recording a video of if he'd fuck a pokemon or not, I think he's well past that point.
@caramelgrace21562 жыл бұрын
I remember in one of his Five nights at Fuckboys playthroughs, he said he searched up what a Dragon Dildo is. He knows alot of furry stuff definitely(also considering the fact his brother is a Furry)
@anifsky10652 жыл бұрын
What I love is how on some of the smashes you know exactly what he’s thinking, but on others you have absolutely no idea.
@larana22 жыл бұрын
vanilluxe???
@strawberrana2 жыл бұрын
I think some of them he meant literally smash. Like straight just shattering. And then there's Tsareena.
@metuos.36512 жыл бұрын
Easy 55% obvious femininity. 20% are birds (chicken lickin' good). 20% are just buttplugs. 4% flashlights. 1% literal smash.
@ltsgobrando2 жыл бұрын
Like you know... Weepinbell. And for some not even he knows!
@ianmorris21622 жыл бұрын
He seems to have some sort of rule… that is completely unpredictable
@Cheesepuff82 жыл бұрын
Skipping Vaporeon proves Mark is pure of heart and mind
@dylanthiel57844 ай бұрын
Bro I about to say that😂😂😂
@Bradyiscool13 ай бұрын
wait a second...
@aridadventure50183 ай бұрын
Nah, he just doesn't know...
@stormbornapostle51883 ай бұрын
The most compatible Pokémon for humans
@bigsexy4423 ай бұрын
he knows what he likes
@psychening3 ай бұрын
There are some Pokémon where you could tell he'd say "Smash" if they had a third evolution.
@charles38403 ай бұрын
True👌✔️
@Tiknodream3 ай бұрын
4:36 I think this one
@user-hn4zn9nx3c2 ай бұрын
but azumarill is a third evolution tho...@@user-hn4zn9nx3c
@moonxg6809Ай бұрын
@@user-hn4zn9nx3c bellossom is a 3rd evolution
@mmmmmmok529214 күн бұрын
"Smash, but why?" It's like he doesn't know why he's doing this either.
@al3xskvum2 жыл бұрын
n o o n e k n o w s
@tobyconner58272 жыл бұрын
It's just his fav pokemon list.
@sarthakarora32122 жыл бұрын
What is a pass or a smash?
@Mem_Pyroman2 жыл бұрын
@@Mem_Pyroman idk either
@quinzys17292 жыл бұрын
@@Mem_Pyroman Get your dirty part of your mind working and you will figure it out.
@rasmussundin6372 жыл бұрын
Mark: "that would definitely make me a furry. Pass!" I think we crossed that line like 10 minutes ago Mark
@tokkiyo90492 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure we crossed that line the moment he pressed record
@ky1i3162 жыл бұрын
He said smash
@yipy1002 жыл бұрын
Need a time stamp
@limabean81022 жыл бұрын
@@yipy100 ah I apologize my brain became so traumatized that it hallucinated him saying pass 🧍♀️
@tokkiyo90492 жыл бұрын
@@yipy100 No, he said pass The smash count doesn't go up 15:28
@Dittoritos2 жыл бұрын
Instantly passing on Milotic might be the craziest move ever
@linkadez33733 ай бұрын
bruh agreed
@astral7493 ай бұрын
@@astral749 fr
@frozenhotdog90022 ай бұрын
The things I could say...
@baronvonbeandipАй бұрын
And he chooses to Smash Beedrill 😂
@Toppaz145Ай бұрын
It's a big dick bee
@shinshellos22 күн бұрын
Every year we gotta go back to this, just to make sure it was real and not an internet fever dream.
@blackgem123 ай бұрын
Same I do as well shdfgs
@Aldersnap2 ай бұрын
"I will not explain anything. I am not taking questions." You don't have to. This experience pretty much explains itself.
@mastadonking38162 жыл бұрын
Yeah. That he is a furry in denial.
@serge2632 жыл бұрын
honestly he got the ones that were clearly designed to cater to a certain audience correct
@NoThankUBeQuiet2 жыл бұрын
@@NoThankUBeQuiet I mean, the first two he chose were Ninetails and Beedrill. One obviously is about his denial as a masochist and the other is furry denial. I expected the ones that resembled large women to be on his list. Gardevoir was THE most PREDICTABLE ever.
@serge2632 жыл бұрын
i feel like he has a thing for wings, considering the amount of birds he said smash to
@sointaminn2 жыл бұрын
@@serge263 no
@Ssevenn72 жыл бұрын
Markiplier to Lopunny: "Would this make me a furry if I said smash" Also Mark to Ninetails: *Instantly chooses smash*
@koifish0262 жыл бұрын
timestamp?
@kakomol93392 жыл бұрын
Go find the stamp for ninetailes its early on
@pessskychaos48742 жыл бұрын
@@pessskychaos4874 i meant lopunny
@kakomol93392 жыл бұрын
@@kakomol9339 10:25
@callmeidk16822 жыл бұрын
@@callmeidk1682 thx
@kakomol93392 жыл бұрын
This is the definition of "where there's a hole, there's a goal"
@sacredbleuu3 ай бұрын
Real💀
@pokemonfanwsbgalt8574Ай бұрын
apparently sometimes even when there isn’t a hole there’s still a goal
@salt368525 күн бұрын
Every time I watch this, I feel the need to do it myself.
@quillofthewolf57282 ай бұрын
*emperor Palpatine voice* Dew it
@poke-maniacchris29652 ай бұрын
You mean Smash?
@7oruk24 күн бұрын
"That's just the moon, pass." 30 seconds before: *smashes a literal whale*
@coltyn20032 жыл бұрын
its like the skitty thing all over again
@DarknessHashira2 жыл бұрын
Good luck smashing that thing because you will spend a year looking for the hole
@birb692 жыл бұрын
Just like your mom lol got em
@rockruff72032 жыл бұрын
@@rockruff7203 was gonna tell your sister the same thing, but I have to wait 9 months.
@ToothIess2 жыл бұрын
@@ToothIess but then she wouldnt understand
@MFischus2 жыл бұрын
"I will not be explaining anything, I will not take any questions, goodbye" Absolutely superb closing statement
@doraemonpawnz2 жыл бұрын
chad moment
@gulermo2 жыл бұрын
True
@speedyspeed81782 жыл бұрын
It honestly annoys me, you can't just drop this on us and not explain why
@rockycuro77372 жыл бұрын
Buh.. buh.. Mista Mawkapwia, we need to know why yed smash
@WooperChannelYT2 жыл бұрын
@@rockycuro7737 for me its not why, more like how
@Tenchua9172 жыл бұрын
Silcoon “what was that???” Cascoon “THERE IT IS AGAIN”
@NeverlandAdventurerzАй бұрын
6:46 "I'm only human after all, I'm only human after all"
@monkeman4998Ай бұрын
Don't put your blame on me
@dastebon446410 күн бұрын
"I'll not be explaining anything, I will not take any questions, goodbye" Wise words Mark
@JafethTheXtreme2 жыл бұрын
Wise indeed
@Mitaka-Asa2 жыл бұрын
ABSOLUTE CHAD
@belisarius69492 жыл бұрын
How could you explain? Some are self explanatory but others… no clue.
@turtlesoup00082 жыл бұрын
Respect
@joshuabarnes73922 жыл бұрын
@@turtlesoup0008 which ones confuse you
@paulschultz80112 жыл бұрын
Markiplier comes across Lopunny: "Would this consider me as a furry if I say smash?" Also Markiplier: "Yeah I'll smash Ninetails"
@lxcidvxnce54042 жыл бұрын
And the casual "smash" for Cinderace really gets me 🤣
@Dami_Ka2 жыл бұрын
that was my EXACT that, i was like "nah, but ninetails definently does"
@toomuchfreetime26372 жыл бұрын
Mark: Still smashes Lopunny
@mr.conductor49382 жыл бұрын
But bro passed on the eeveeloutions 😭
@idek66522 жыл бұрын
It doesn't make you a furry it makes you a z00ph!le
@Creepypasta_23322 жыл бұрын
Weepinbell: *intense breathing for about 5 seconds* “Smash” Victreebel: *sees the fangs* PASS!!!
@tricksterdude7105Ай бұрын
I love the subtle pauses before passing or smashing. And the lack of reasoning he gives us leaves more to the elaboration.
@user-jc2iq3lv8v17 күн бұрын
I love how he gives absolutely 0 further elaboration
@Mortebianca2 жыл бұрын
Morte bianca qui questa non me la aspettavo (primo nel tuo commento)
@voxtube43962 жыл бұрын
none needed, i understand completely
@CaptCrowbar2 жыл бұрын
-makes smash or pass pokemon edition video -doesn't elaborate -leaves
@allen-castle2 жыл бұрын
Knowing the amount of pokemon and the out of context feel, yep
@iceninja19972 жыл бұрын
How the hell do you have more subscribers than me?
@MK8MasterJunjie2 жыл бұрын
I love this. No introduction, no buildup, just down to business. And then he leaves when he's finished..
@TheEtherealAlchemist2 жыл бұрын
Chadplier.
@Winterstrife892 жыл бұрын
No foreplay, no pillow talk Just, wham, bam, Alakazam
@ThatGuy-sf1cx2 жыл бұрын
@@ThatGuy-sf1cx Bite the pillow I'm going in dry
@Puddlesoak2 жыл бұрын
@@Puddlesoak oh my
@luminisant2 жыл бұрын
@@ThatGuy-sf1cx Never thought that line would be so appropriate.
@OtakuUnitedStudio2 жыл бұрын
6:49 your so real for that
@cyberixa4 ай бұрын
*you're ☝🤓
@fishnessess12113 ай бұрын
@@fishnessess1211 im horrible at grammar
@cyberixa3 ай бұрын
Gardevoir 😁
@doodlewoodledoodle2 ай бұрын
Ahem... I have a little scientific article I'd like to post... Yup... Gardevoir is based on a sylph (basically an air fairy), which means their specie is more related to humans, than animals, plants or inanimate objects. They have a high intelligence level, which makes sense, taking into account their primary type is psychic. Also their body size is close to the humans' with the height of neat 160 centimeters and 48 kilogrammes weight, they're able to see the future and read thr others' feelings, which is their main ability and the most important: they have an incredibly strong bond with their master. Considering all these factors we can get, that Gardevoirs are sentient enough for a consent and their elegant body would endure it. Additionally, those fabulous cosmic beings are considered to be one of the most attractive pokemon among all generations by the following reasons: they have an elegant delicate shape, which makes them look mysterious and defenseless, their regally-curled hair are exotic, still soft mint color, they have long thin legs, which are fully covered by a silver dress, that symbolizes their purity and innocence and last, but not least: they have a glare, that makes them look extremely feminine, but still heroic. Their personality is also playing a big role in their status among the pokemon fans, as they are famous for their loyalty to friends. If you're in a bad mood the Gardevoir would sense that and comfort you, if you're being under threat it will protect you at the cost of it's own life and make a tiny cute black hole. They're shy with strangers and such a behavior may also appeal to some people like me. According to their evolutionary line, they represent the most female pokemon ever, since they're starting as a genderless kid, then they expose their eyes and legs, and starting to be more active and in the final evolution, depending on their gender they either become loyal guards or honours knights (which is great, but much less cooler, because male). Also their name literally translates from french like "guardian woman", which makes them yet more elegant. In this article I was only using clear facts from psychology and pokemon biology, trying not to overuse my personal opinion. And that's not just a theory, those are fully proved possibility and reasons to love Gardevoir.
"Would this make me a furry?" Mark, Lopunny was definitely not the first pokemon that should have raised that question.
@PsychoKilll422 жыл бұрын
Funnily enough it was Beedrill that should’ve raised questions.
@kyubbikcat22812 жыл бұрын
@Savetion 1OOK KZheadR go off king
@ripit.34572 жыл бұрын
@Savetion 1OOK KZheadR and here we see a sad excuse of a human being.
@Dafaillord2 жыл бұрын
@Savetion 1OOK KZheadR this is the worst way of promoting yourself i've ever seen
@gatinhodequeijo2 жыл бұрын
@@gatinhodequeijo its a bot. just ignore it and report
@skibur8482 жыл бұрын
*Mark's official criteria are:* -looks grown-up and mature -stands up on two legs OR has no legs at all -looks humanoid OR is just an object -has either a badass/cool vibe AND/OR a feminine/pretty vibe (often vaguely suggestive) -looks like a genital OR adult toy OR is slimy
@spacemetro24172 жыл бұрын
Or is a bird
@nobodyimportant47782 жыл бұрын
What about nine tails
@DiamondAK472 жыл бұрын
@@DiamondAK47 That's kinda in left field. There are a couple outliers on this graph buddy.
For those who care, he smashed about 8.71% of all Pokémon.
@Dovahkiin1062 жыл бұрын
DIO!?!?
@mid-daywithmatthew69692 жыл бұрын
@@mid-daywithmatthew6969 wait.... where is this music coming fro-
@1zzy1zz4L0zz42 жыл бұрын
Thats what you did with all of the girls dio.
@Levan4542 жыл бұрын
Thanks Lord DIO, very cool!
@DaBlobba2 жыл бұрын
Thanks (I guess)
@RainbowDragonTheFirst2 жыл бұрын
That “Smash, but why…?” on Magneton is just amazing.
@zigzoinks54932 жыл бұрын
It was the first words other than smash/pass. His first words in the video were “But why?”
@SomeoneElseIsTaken2 жыл бұрын
The fact that I'm on magneton when I read this comment is amazing
@meaningless26662 жыл бұрын
@@The_G_in_Jesus you need more likes!
@mavericks672622 жыл бұрын
@@The_G_in_Jesus OMG 😂
@Your_Favorite_Incubus2 жыл бұрын
I thought that it’s probs because he sees Magneton as a bunch of Magnemites which he could see as a challenge.
@dfquartzidn61512 жыл бұрын
>Sees Vaporeon >Passes without even looking at the camera He’s innocent
@Duplicitousthoughtformentity4 ай бұрын
Did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon- jk
@Carson-by1vt3 ай бұрын
pokemon knew what they were doing wit cloyster at 2:25
@_0range-peach_6052 ай бұрын
There’s a young couple in HGSS where the boy has an Onix and the girl has a Cloyster
@username515526 күн бұрын
You’d think that with every “smash” we’d learn more about Mark”s criteria, but no… it just gets more, interesting….
@ethanjoel70962 жыл бұрын
Yes, think of all of the "Weirdly, Smash"
@bigthinemassive2 жыл бұрын
eyes are one thing. they gotta look at him a certain way
@nicosyncixlegendary18882 жыл бұрын
at least he didn't smash any of the ones that look like babies
@nature90102 жыл бұрын
@@nicosyncixlegendary1888 yep
@davidpatton69642 жыл бұрын
@@nature9010 wdym those are the best
@minecraft45872 жыл бұрын
Barges in without an intro or outro, tells us what pokemon he would fuck, refuses to elaborate or take questions. what a fucking ride.
@clarkcampbell9792 жыл бұрын
Definitely unexpected from Markiplier, but also very expected
@GreyTrafficCone2 жыл бұрын
I think he lost a bet or somethin
@maciejfedak12582 жыл бұрын
Editing really enhanced this experience, thank you Lixian 😂
@liolatte3 ай бұрын
“There are no rules against Pokémon batmannnn” -joker 💀
@Garena_fuelАй бұрын
Bro I saw that clip just a few hours ago by watching memes
@KennethTrease-jx6do24 күн бұрын
I've learned a lot about Mark. Mostly that he has a thing for birds, chunks of ice, trees, foxes, and Minecraft bugs.
@blupee7182 жыл бұрын
Foxes, but not Nickit or Thievul.
@willch.22592 жыл бұрын
Don't forget rocks and inanimate objects
@StormySky482 жыл бұрын
I've learned a lot about Mark. Mostly that he has a thing for insects, birds, dildo shaped things, foxes, masculine and male Pokemon (I guess the rumor about him secretly being gay/bi is not so far off, Pokemon that are overweight, weird looking and things that don't even look like they would be possible to screw, inanimate objects. half of me at the beginning of this thought most of those were just a joke and that he was purposely avoiding the baby and younger Pokemon, but he's definitely got a thing for overweight milf's.
@StormySky482 жыл бұрын
frogs
@HPMCCPooTis2 жыл бұрын
also specifically 3 magnemites at once
@water_type_warrior31772 жыл бұрын
*Mark looking at diglet:* Smash *Dugtrio:* Allow us to introduce ourselves
@ToxikDnB5442 жыл бұрын
Now we shall get *drumroll* DUGSQUAD
@luckyanimationideas24482 жыл бұрын
Triple the fun
@greaterbread14562 жыл бұрын
@Don't read profile photo did I just get replied to by the super smart person that’s super famous for people reading their profile pic? Wow I’m honoured!!
@ToxikDnB5442 жыл бұрын
Mans want himself a whole DugOrgy
@Gooberjoovies2 жыл бұрын
Wanted all 3 of them dugussys
@buggles2 жыл бұрын
16:50 bro the way he said smash 😂
@ItzmeMaren3 ай бұрын
6:22 “Pass what was that eugh pass pass there it is again” to silicoon and cascoon caught me off guard!!!😂
@AlexTheGreat_13 ай бұрын
Love how he takes a real long and calculative look and then just- “Smash”
@sage57962 жыл бұрын
18:34
@peanutbutterduck80392 жыл бұрын
Absolutely zero hesitation for liligant though.
@alienplatypus77122 жыл бұрын
Rowlet: That’s an owl, pass. Dartrix: That’s another owl, pass. Decidueye: … Smash
@thatoneguy20152 жыл бұрын
based
@mygetbacks74872 жыл бұрын
Based and owlpilled
@mistersebaa62452 жыл бұрын
yeah but its like an owl person instead of just a bird
@malum94782 жыл бұрын
@@mygetbacks7487 m
@austinBXL2 жыл бұрын
18:20
@irxdxscent63842 жыл бұрын
Love coming back to this. Makes me laugh every time.
@Signi9Ай бұрын
Randomly recommended on my feed, Can't believe it's been over 2 years.
@aaroncherian410728 күн бұрын
I honestly expected him to just play a loop of him saying "Pass" for each Pokémon, but I had to know he'd go above and beyond for us.
@thejudge17282 жыл бұрын
i wouldve liked that tbh
@redengineer45212 жыл бұрын
@KelvinBB cap
@Jorbad2 жыл бұрын
@KelvinBB no one asked, plus ratio
@mr.cornbread90532 жыл бұрын
Don't reply, it only encourages them more
@Aratakenn2 жыл бұрын
@KelvinBB no one asked kid
@dragonslayerornstein23612 жыл бұрын
2015 Markiplier: Feels uncomfortable dating a catgirl in HuniePop 2022 Markiplier: Would smash 73 pokemons
@whymellow1822 жыл бұрын
Lol
@captainantilles64692 жыл бұрын
And not even most of the ones in the 'Human' egg group either.
@justindunbar94762 жыл бұрын
It was a slow descent to this moment
@ghosttactician4032 жыл бұрын
I remember that day. How far Mark has come in 7 years... proud of you, my man.
@LinkFreak99992 жыл бұрын
*smash 73, lunala was put in the wrong category 20:52
@raymoonyy93862 жыл бұрын
Rewatching this 2 years later and some of these sound like @ss instead of pass, which just makes it funnier to me. 😂😂
@medchan581014 күн бұрын
The wierd smashes, pauses makes this video cursed as hell, 10/10 in my "funny" plalist
@chrisalex82Ай бұрын
I love how with Bellsprout, Weepinbell and Victrebell, he was like "not enough", "✨Just Right✨", and "TOO MUCH".
@JomarAF2 жыл бұрын
like motherfucking Goldilocks and the Three Bears
@none5612 жыл бұрын
teeth is a factor
@TiredBrainCell2 жыл бұрын
victreebel*
@bluina59742 жыл бұрын
Markiplier, at Lopunny: "If I say smash here does that make me a furry?" Markiplier, at Zoroark, with zero hesitation: *_Smash._*
@rainestar67812 жыл бұрын
and Cinderace
@kinetic_krown2 жыл бұрын
Well wynaut? Zoroark is very smashable i see no problems here.
@nightmareblade342 жыл бұрын
And ninetails
@Trigger__Happy2 жыл бұрын
god imagine him seeing primal/hisuian zoroark
@sigmatheta93992 жыл бұрын
There wasn’t hesitation at Zoroark, but there was an undeniable pain in his voice as he said it.
@Kaylaonastring2 жыл бұрын
I need a licensed psychologist to do a full breakdown of this video
@joa.redwood7 күн бұрын
REAL
@theartsyfruit6736 күн бұрын
I always like how there was no intro just straight to the point
@BryanRosasАй бұрын
Mark's types: Option A: snatched waist with thick thighs Option B: seductive looks Option C: AS FAR AWAY FROM HUMANOID AS IT COULD POSSIBLY BE!!!!!! Option D: Ditto💀
@_JusDavid_2 жыл бұрын
Option D: eerily similar to a flesh light
@okaymah97462 жыл бұрын
@@okaymah9746 oddly enough he passed pyukumuku
@rold-hx8bu2 жыл бұрын
Option E: Birds????
@imnolongerasking59332 жыл бұрын
Option F: A hecking whale
@kayciestraub2 жыл бұрын
Option G: Plants?
@kayciestraub2 жыл бұрын
Mark's Criteria: - looks like it wants to - the right amount of tongue - vaguely feminine and pretty - cute but not too cute - mouth area isn't too dangerous - looks like it got skills - drills? - pile of rocks?? - pile of magnets???
@sisyphusmarble84602 жыл бұрын
-SANDCASTLE????
@JoshEssex2 жыл бұрын
ice cream?!?!
@cathuang62122 жыл бұрын
Lol
@MrConfused.2 жыл бұрын
- literally nothing????
@16julianus_handy742 жыл бұрын
- Whale????
@jerald20842 жыл бұрын
19:26 bro has been marked by the Shiinotic
@jasonscrazyshows85983 ай бұрын
The fact that this is 23 minutes and 57 seconds is amazing
@heckingplaybot71913 ай бұрын
"Does this make me a furry?" MARK IT'S ABOUT 22 POKEMON TOO LATE FOR THAT QUESTION.
@otterlinormal93282 жыл бұрын
I love how the music just stopped
@skywalkerjohn89652 жыл бұрын
markiplier is a furry confirmed!
@toastmlg23102 жыл бұрын
Isn't his brother.... I've said to much
@roderickswopes10152 жыл бұрын
He instantly smashed Ninetails, but fucking Mienshao he’s conflicted about?
@valdemarr.madsen42632 жыл бұрын
@@valdemarr.madsen4263 well, he wanted to smash a poisonous snake rather than non poison snake
@skywalkerjohn89652 жыл бұрын
“Would this make me a furry if I said smash?” I think we are long past that point Mark…
@gavingraves87482 жыл бұрын
I said the exact same thing lol
@leonhart17072 жыл бұрын
10:23 for anyone wondering
@strawb3rry_saturnzbarz2 жыл бұрын
I mean to be fair, the other smashes before that were a lot less, animalish? While Lopunny was straight up a rabbit
@lordtacocat31382 жыл бұрын
@@lordtacocat3138 ninetails just ninetails literally like the most furry you can get
@chrystynec14962 жыл бұрын
agreed
@FireyPheonixGaming2 жыл бұрын
“It’s toxic but we overlook that.”is so real ong
@hazzard4k675 күн бұрын
The whole video: Smash, Pass That one part: Smash… but why?
@digijacob18 күн бұрын
"I will not be explaining anything, I will not take any questions. Goodbye." I respect this man.
@@thanoid2373 enters computer Smashes Firefox Doesn't elaborate leaves For context, Mark said that he would smash Ninetails which is a literal fire fox
@MariOmor12 жыл бұрын
He ended the video as best he could, there was no better way to end it with just this message. Perfect video.
@Lucas-ig6ig2 жыл бұрын
6 million views for random pokemon picks, it's obvious that he isn't trying and choosing random ones because he'd look like a weird guy if he put 2 seconds of thought into this. Man just wants to get paid today. Also comments are about as "I sniff my mom's panties for fun" as they come. Seen mark on and off for the last couple years. Props to him for getting a bag for such a down bad audience.
@conster46660lol2 жыл бұрын
I love how there isn’t even any introduction he just goes straight into it. He knows what he’s doing and why we’re here, he needs no explanation.
@ghostlysweetheart63072 жыл бұрын
* refuses to explain
@lukemimnagh41852 жыл бұрын
refuse to elaborate any further and immediately gets to the point like absolute chad
@kamadotanjiro31762 жыл бұрын
This isn't just a video, it is *THE* video
@frequencyy2 жыл бұрын
Ironically, most of the people who copied this style afterwards spend an excruciating amount of time explaining every single Smash or Pass. While here it's actually funnier to question ourselves why the Smash here and not there.
@thibautisserant2 жыл бұрын
I need an explanation
@an-animal-lover2 жыл бұрын
I've watched this like 5 times. It's so fascinating. I'm studying this video under a microscope
@vuautsu3584 ай бұрын
The hass teacher listing all the important subjects 1:22
@pigeonsunitedroblox434328 күн бұрын
With all the hesitation before every "smash", I just want him to "smash" without missing a beat on one of the most obscure ones
@starburst76812 жыл бұрын
22:10 sandaconda
@toyotacamry-ho1jh2 жыл бұрын
No
@arneshpal77022 жыл бұрын
@@toyotacamry-ho1jh there was still a tiny pause there
@jonathanpilcher3372 жыл бұрын
lilligant was pretty quick
@haruthegremlin2 жыл бұрын
13:37 was pretty fast
@zack-lk8if2 жыл бұрын
the way his face is so blank as he’s doing this is just perfect.
@thecharliezone2 жыл бұрын
*MARKIPLIER IS NOTHING WITHOUT ME* *I AM WAY BETTER THAN THIS DUMP*
@bestyoutuberintheworld10122 жыл бұрын
Ok
@TobiGamingMore2 жыл бұрын
and then he goes 🤨🤨 before saying 'smash' LMAOOO
@halitefeonder38482 жыл бұрын
@@bestyoutuberintheworld1012 2 bots
@user-qn4rr9ck9i2 жыл бұрын
@KelvinBB 2 bots total found ok good im collecting em all IMA CATCH EM ALL
@user-qn4rr9ck9i2 жыл бұрын
THERES NO RULES AGAINST POKEMON , BATMAN
@joewilliam858929 күн бұрын
I like how the video starts with no intro and no sounds and straight to the point
@JulianaPalermo-uq3jt3 ай бұрын
i love how almost every time he looks at something he'd smash he takes a drawn out confused look as if he's considering "why, how, and what's the benefit"
@slumberslushie2 жыл бұрын
In that exact order
@musicbass18312 жыл бұрын
What's the benefit of smashing, let's say, Tsareena?
@Cysco85752 жыл бұрын
@@Cysco8575 Getting stepped on by something with the ability Queenly Majesty that looks like a bottom heavy fashion star
@noctusdoesthings2 жыл бұрын
@@noctusdoesthings Fair point. Now my dude, what's the benefit of smashing B E E D R I L L?
@Cysco85752 жыл бұрын
@@Cysco8575 Spinning insertions, large insertion, normal uses for the holes, plus they swarm so... Yeah. Just gotta get antidote afterwards
@noctusdoesthings2 жыл бұрын
Markiplier on actual smashable pokemon: *No, I don’t think I will* Markiplier on a Magneton: *Now this…*
@25i4282 жыл бұрын
I dont wanna know what he wpild've saod if MissingNo was on the list
@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard2 жыл бұрын
Its Mark ofcourse, he's attracted to non-humpable pokemon
@porth44002 жыл бұрын
What if he thinks it vibrates...?
@GinnyHigerd2 жыл бұрын
@Flan3 L
@jacksonlideen8912 жыл бұрын
You forget the amount of birds he said he'd smash
@geraldd5002 жыл бұрын
When I first watched this when it came out, I was just confused. But honestly, I can see why he picked a lot of them now.
@wintig24Ай бұрын
Mark: *looks at Magneton* Smash Also Mark: But why?
@fernandez97754 ай бұрын
Mark halfway through: "Would this make me a furry?" Mark, this whole video is beyond that.
@LEDSlights2 жыл бұрын
11:00 *My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.*
@jaceangel99162 жыл бұрын
Exactly! Thank u!😝
@GageisME3332 жыл бұрын
@@jaceangel9916 forealll 💀💀
@Inarisucks2 жыл бұрын
This makes him something alright
@teal_indigo91052 жыл бұрын
@@teal_indigo9105 maybe we can coin a new term for people who arent a furry but definitely would smash Pokémon, because they’re definitely not all furry Pokémon of course, how ‘bout Pokeys? Pockeys? Pokemonys? Pocket monster f¥€kers? Little help people😅😝
@GageisME3332 жыл бұрын
Mark at Mienshao: “That would definitely make me a furry, pass” Also Mark: *Smashes pokémon that are literally just birds*
@amity.mp32 жыл бұрын
and a fox
@hoosfire42702 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing!!!
@kiarasnow19872 жыл бұрын
and a wasp
@jaehyukmysunshine89042 жыл бұрын
and things
@tohuwabohu59682 жыл бұрын
Hey that’s not furry stuff that’s scaly and feathery stuff aka the furry adjacent
@gabrielleiken59492 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen this meme so many times, would have never guessed it was from Pokémon
@Nosrac20094 ай бұрын
Everyone ignoring the true comedic hero of this video- the music
@0kieD0kiee2 ай бұрын
The “but I don’t know why” to smashing magneton implies that there was a rational and understanding to all the others.
@legateelizabeth2 жыл бұрын
Hmmmm
@ICantThinkOfAUsername2 жыл бұрын
Ohh nooooo
@cryochick67362 жыл бұрын
Im just glad he stayed away from my favorites
@cryochick67362 жыл бұрын
Ya wailord makes so much sense
@Imitheos10272 жыл бұрын
Lopunny has a rational reason...
@evergreen33372 жыл бұрын
“Does this make me a furry?” Bro, that ship sailed back at Beedrill
@josepharmstrong17882 жыл бұрын
Yes sir, this man's got the facts
@IamNerfDart2 жыл бұрын
Nah, that ship sailed way back when he played Blush Blush
@hal35942 жыл бұрын
That ship sailed when he affirmed smash for Ninetales.
@pyguy72 жыл бұрын
Don't forget he was at club amouros
@whiteout161gaming82 жыл бұрын
And then he goes and says smash for Urshifu 🤣
@CraySockBroski2 жыл бұрын
Mark: That's a straight-up zebra. Pass. Also Mark: *Smashes Swanna, a straight-up swan* XD
@lupinbun724017 күн бұрын
0:55 Mark: *Sees Ninetales* Smash! Me: Mark no! This is how you become a Pokemon: Mystery Dungeon protagonist.
@leothebackgroundsheep30104 ай бұрын
Crawdaunt: the worst he can say is pass Markiplier: *G R O S S*
@toorrruuuu2 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh.
@solairstudios24432 жыл бұрын
Poor Crawdaunt
@abruh37592 жыл бұрын
smash em all
@jktech21172 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHA
@spring21882 жыл бұрын
Here’s the timestamp for anyone wondering: 8:14
@YujukiTheDegenerate2 жыл бұрын
I love this. No explanation, no defending himself, no reasoning. Just a man, 898 Pokemon, 32 million subscribers, and a dream.
@loganrichards15212 жыл бұрын
If he even attempted to explain himself he would’ve been called a “hypocrite furry pedo” or something.
@slorchman6722 жыл бұрын
@@slorchman672 most definitely by the twitter-side of the audience
@HavingCrumpets2 жыл бұрын
@Savetion 1OOK KZheadR ik you are a bot ,,, but what the fuck
@DragonGuyCz2 жыл бұрын
sounds like a fallout vaulttec experiment
@salmeleons2 жыл бұрын
I was surprised when he said he's smashing Gorebyss but not Milotic..
@Versussy2 жыл бұрын
still one of the greatest vids made
@electro_fisher4 ай бұрын
I had to come back to this since I’ve been having a rough month, and let me tell you, I laughed as hard as I did the first time I watched this and still love this. (Wonder if mark will ever do the other Pokémon that came out. There’s more attractive ones that came out recently that I think he should see)
@YugiohPokemonify4 ай бұрын
Markiplier: "That's an owl" Markiplier: "That's another owl" Owl: Markiplier: "SMASH"
@emeraldcoyotes97632 жыл бұрын
@Flan3 L
@ab39972 жыл бұрын
*three times the charm*
@comicluigi72 жыл бұрын
@Flan3 L bozo
@gradiantz2 жыл бұрын
“There is nothing there… smash” 17:21
@Color4202 ай бұрын
"There's no laws against the Pokemon, Lixian"
@Frostbyte7452 ай бұрын
Mark: Does smashing on Lopunny make me a Furry? Also Mark: *smashes like 4 Pokémon that are literally just birds*
@excessiveirony6512 жыл бұрын
not to mention ninetails
@maxhenyan97192 жыл бұрын
Bro what about diglet and dugtrio
@akashbinning61942 жыл бұрын
@@akashbinning6194 I dig it
@nanajosh2 жыл бұрын
And he reaaaaallly like flowers
@neptra22152 жыл бұрын
is into bird watching iykwim
@Chainsawjoe2 жыл бұрын
I love how he’s just imagining the scenarios in his head before he says “smash” so suddenly.
@shepherd792 Жыл бұрын
Ikr
@fhepb0 Жыл бұрын
just like him imagining weepenbell
@Huge_Jass_ Жыл бұрын
him at dugtrio
@v1nay4k11 ай бұрын
aw hell naw
@yoursafetyisnotourproblem370210 ай бұрын
just like he did to Lileep
@Comedybomb-nh4st10 ай бұрын
I love how after a while of mark saying pass it sounds like he is saying ass
@Andre-033Ай бұрын
No introduction whatsoever. Refuses to explain why he's doing this, gives minimal explanation into his thought process for each one. Flawless.
@cursedryona62654 ай бұрын
“That’s an owl, pass.” “That’s another owl, pass.” *a third owl appears* “Smash.”
@shawne.9112 жыл бұрын
Time stamp???
@DATBOII12342 жыл бұрын
@@DATBOII1234 18:23
@verleinpalgan58502 жыл бұрын
Third time's the charm
@Yorick_the_Rat2 жыл бұрын
@@Yorick_the_Rat I was just about to say that XD
@kaylaruth5992 жыл бұрын
The conviction in his voice anytime he says "Smash" is admirable.
@OriginalZanman2 жыл бұрын
638 likes in a comment with no replies
@bakablue59802 жыл бұрын
The little moment of silence before the Smash makes it so much better, like he’s imagining it before making his choice absolute
@jackdamascus45062 жыл бұрын
1.1k likes and only 3 replies
@sushiiiwastaken99222 жыл бұрын
@@jackdamascus4506 hahaha, forreal though. I think the perfect example of this was Lileep. I can only imagine what went through his head.
@OriginalZanman2 жыл бұрын
The way he thought about each and every one
@zoomane2 жыл бұрын
I love how at a certain point he just completely has no idea what he’s looking at
@pretzelman945Ай бұрын
I love how Mark says 'Pass' at a relatively okay volume, but most of the time he says 'smash' it's really quiet, like he's disappointed in himself xD
@skittykitty1272 жыл бұрын
it is understandable
@anekdoche70552 жыл бұрын
@@anekdoche7055 of course, anyone who calls Carnivine horrifying should be self loathing
@Ty-yt3lj2 жыл бұрын
cept for when he goes insane with the pass
@engi.22 жыл бұрын
But blaziken
@gurkinator3571 Жыл бұрын
Like how you be odd and watch r34
@Brickthrower35 Жыл бұрын
Gets to Silcoon "wth was that.... ehhh pass" Gets to Cascoon "ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ᶦᵗ ᶦˢ ᵃᵍᵃᶦⁿ.....pass"
@ItmeAnko2 жыл бұрын
Tbh silcoon & Cascoon are probably the laziest cocoon pokemon
@alibayati82502 жыл бұрын
Every now and then I come back here on pilgrimage to see this wonder again
@andrepompeo25514 ай бұрын
There’s no laws against the Pokémons Batman!
@Parasyte3169 күн бұрын
i love the ones where he says "smash" like he's just as surprised as we are
@nerdy_bumblebee2 жыл бұрын
@mikoy huio same tho
@Raisenator2 жыл бұрын
@mikoy huio timestamp please!
@vodkabread2 жыл бұрын
@@vodkabread 0:21
@mellomy71752 жыл бұрын
@@vodkabread literally the beginning of the video lol
@bobthepancake28702 жыл бұрын
victreebell 1:48
@hrishiraj28992 жыл бұрын
some absurd smashes and some even more absurd passes
"that would definitely make me a furry. Pass." Also mark when he sees Ninetails: "smash"
beastiality =/= furry
He would sooner fuck a Magnemite than a Lucario Markiplier's mind is gone
@@cooldud7071 who wouldn't
He said that while recording a video of if he'd fuck a pokemon or not, I think he's well past that point.
I remember in one of his Five nights at Fuckboys playthroughs, he said he searched up what a Dragon Dildo is. He knows alot of furry stuff definitely(also considering the fact his brother is a Furry)
What I love is how on some of the smashes you know exactly what he’s thinking, but on others you have absolutely no idea.
vanilluxe???
I think some of them he meant literally smash. Like straight just shattering. And then there's Tsareena.
Easy 55% obvious femininity. 20% are birds (chicken lickin' good). 20% are just buttplugs. 4% flashlights. 1% literal smash.
Like you know... Weepinbell. And for some not even he knows!
He seems to have some sort of rule… that is completely unpredictable
Skipping Vaporeon proves Mark is pure of heart and mind
Bro I about to say that😂😂😂
wait a second...
Nah, he just doesn't know...
The most compatible Pokémon for humans
he knows what he likes
There are some Pokémon where you could tell he'd say "Smash" if they had a third evolution.
True👌✔️
4:36 I think this one
but azumarill is a third evolution tho...@@user-hn4zn9nx3c
@@user-hn4zn9nx3c bellossom is a 3rd evolution
"Smash, but why?" It's like he doesn't know why he's doing this either.
n o o n e k n o w s
It's just his fav pokemon list.
What is a pass or a smash?
@@Mem_Pyroman idk either
@@Mem_Pyroman Get your dirty part of your mind working and you will figure it out.
Mark: "that would definitely make me a furry. Pass!" I think we crossed that line like 10 minutes ago Mark
Pretty sure we crossed that line the moment he pressed record
He said smash
Need a time stamp
@@yipy100 ah I apologize my brain became so traumatized that it hallucinated him saying pass 🧍♀️
@@yipy100 No, he said pass The smash count doesn't go up 15:28
Instantly passing on Milotic might be the craziest move ever
bruh agreed
@@astral749 fr
The things I could say...
And he chooses to Smash Beedrill 😂
It's a big dick bee
Every year we gotta go back to this, just to make sure it was real and not an internet fever dream.
Same I do as well shdfgs
"I will not explain anything. I am not taking questions." You don't have to. This experience pretty much explains itself.
Yeah. That he is a furry in denial.
honestly he got the ones that were clearly designed to cater to a certain audience correct
@@NoThankUBeQuiet I mean, the first two he chose were Ninetails and Beedrill. One obviously is about his denial as a masochist and the other is furry denial. I expected the ones that resembled large women to be on his list. Gardevoir was THE most PREDICTABLE ever.
i feel like he has a thing for wings, considering the amount of birds he said smash to
@@serge263 no
Markiplier to Lopunny: "Would this make me a furry if I said smash" Also Mark to Ninetails: *Instantly chooses smash*
timestamp?
Go find the stamp for ninetailes its early on
@@pessskychaos4874 i meant lopunny
@@kakomol9339 10:25
@@callmeidk1682 thx
This is the definition of "where there's a hole, there's a goal"
Real💀
apparently sometimes even when there isn’t a hole there’s still a goal
Every time I watch this, I feel the need to do it myself.
*emperor Palpatine voice* Dew it
You mean Smash?
"That's just the moon, pass." 30 seconds before: *smashes a literal whale*
its like the skitty thing all over again
Good luck smashing that thing because you will spend a year looking for the hole
Just like your mom lol got em
@@rockruff7203 was gonna tell your sister the same thing, but I have to wait 9 months.
@@ToothIess but then she wouldnt understand
"I will not be explaining anything, I will not take any questions, goodbye" Absolutely superb closing statement
chad moment
True
It honestly annoys me, you can't just drop this on us and not explain why
Buh.. buh.. Mista Mawkapwia, we need to know why yed smash
@@rockycuro7737 for me its not why, more like how
Silcoon “what was that???” Cascoon “THERE IT IS AGAIN”
6:46 "I'm only human after all, I'm only human after all"
Don't put your blame on me
"I'll not be explaining anything, I will not take any questions, goodbye" Wise words Mark
Wise indeed
ABSOLUTE CHAD
How could you explain? Some are self explanatory but others… no clue.
Respect
@@turtlesoup0008 which ones confuse you
Markiplier comes across Lopunny: "Would this consider me as a furry if I say smash?" Also Markiplier: "Yeah I'll smash Ninetails"
And the casual "smash" for Cinderace really gets me 🤣
that was my EXACT that, i was like "nah, but ninetails definently does"
Mark: Still smashes Lopunny
But bro passed on the eeveeloutions 😭
It doesn't make you a furry it makes you a z00ph!le
Weepinbell: *intense breathing for about 5 seconds* “Smash” Victreebel: *sees the fangs* PASS!!!
I love the subtle pauses before passing or smashing. And the lack of reasoning he gives us leaves more to the elaboration.
I love how he gives absolutely 0 further elaboration
Morte bianca qui questa non me la aspettavo (primo nel tuo commento)
none needed, i understand completely
-makes smash or pass pokemon edition video -doesn't elaborate -leaves
Knowing the amount of pokemon and the out of context feel, yep
How the hell do you have more subscribers than me?
I love this. No introduction, no buildup, just down to business. And then he leaves when he's finished..
Chadplier.
No foreplay, no pillow talk Just, wham, bam, Alakazam
@@ThatGuy-sf1cx Bite the pillow I'm going in dry
@@Puddlesoak oh my
@@ThatGuy-sf1cx Never thought that line would be so appropriate.
6:49 your so real for that
*you're ☝🤓
@@fishnessess1211 im horrible at grammar
Gardevoir 😁
Ahem... I have a little scientific article I'd like to post... Yup... Gardevoir is based on a sylph (basically an air fairy), which means their specie is more related to humans, than animals, plants or inanimate objects. They have a high intelligence level, which makes sense, taking into account their primary type is psychic. Also their body size is close to the humans' with the height of neat 160 centimeters and 48 kilogrammes weight, they're able to see the future and read thr others' feelings, which is their main ability and the most important: they have an incredibly strong bond with their master. Considering all these factors we can get, that Gardevoirs are sentient enough for a consent and their elegant body would endure it. Additionally, those fabulous cosmic beings are considered to be one of the most attractive pokemon among all generations by the following reasons: they have an elegant delicate shape, which makes them look mysterious and defenseless, their regally-curled hair are exotic, still soft mint color, they have long thin legs, which are fully covered by a silver dress, that symbolizes their purity and innocence and last, but not least: they have a glare, that makes them look extremely feminine, but still heroic. Their personality is also playing a big role in their status among the pokemon fans, as they are famous for their loyalty to friends. If you're in a bad mood the Gardevoir would sense that and comfort you, if you're being under threat it will protect you at the cost of it's own life and make a tiny cute black hole. They're shy with strangers and such a behavior may also appeal to some people like me. According to their evolutionary line, they represent the most female pokemon ever, since they're starting as a genderless kid, then they expose their eyes and legs, and starting to be more active and in the final evolution, depending on their gender they either become loyal guards or honours knights (which is great, but much less cooler, because male). Also their name literally translates from french like "guardian woman", which makes them yet more elegant. In this article I was only using clear facts from psychology and pokemon biology, trying not to overuse my personal opinion. And that's not just a theory, those are fully proved possibility and reasons to love Gardevoir.
Agreed @@user-ff6eg3jy4k
4:00 Markiplier: **Sees Mewtwo** Markiplier: “Smash~” 😂😂
Markiplier Is Daft As Hell
@@koa1464dafter than the punks, even
"Would this make me a furry?" Mark, Lopunny was definitely not the first pokemon that should have raised that question.
Funnily enough it was Beedrill that should’ve raised questions.
@Savetion 1OOK KZheadR go off king
@Savetion 1OOK KZheadR and here we see a sad excuse of a human being.
@Savetion 1OOK KZheadR this is the worst way of promoting yourself i've ever seen
@@gatinhodequeijo its a bot. just ignore it and report
*Mark's official criteria are:* -looks grown-up and mature -stands up on two legs OR has no legs at all -looks humanoid OR is just an object -has either a badass/cool vibe AND/OR a feminine/pretty vibe (often vaguely suggestive) -looks like a genital OR adult toy OR is slimy
Or is a bird
What about nine tails
@@DiamondAK47 That's kinda in left field. There are a couple outliers on this graph buddy.
@@wolflives4316 I mean I don’t blame him uwu
I didn’t mean to say Uwu it was a mistake
Mark: *_Sees Nosepass_* Also Mark: *_Wheezes_*
Lyrics: "Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, ... Smash"
For those who care, he smashed about 8.71% of all Pokémon.
DIO!?!?
@@mid-daywithmatthew6969 wait.... where is this music coming fro-
Thats what you did with all of the girls dio.
Thanks Lord DIO, very cool!
Thanks (I guess)
That “Smash, but why…?” on Magneton is just amazing.
It was the first words other than smash/pass. His first words in the video were “But why?”
The fact that I'm on magneton when I read this comment is amazing
@@The_G_in_Jesus you need more likes!
@@The_G_in_Jesus OMG 😂
I thought that it’s probs because he sees Magneton as a bunch of Magnemites which he could see as a challenge.
>Sees Vaporeon >Passes without even looking at the camera He’s innocent
Did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon- jk
pokemon knew what they were doing wit cloyster at 2:25
There’s a young couple in HGSS where the boy has an Onix and the girl has a Cloyster
You’d think that with every “smash” we’d learn more about Mark”s criteria, but no… it just gets more, interesting….
Yes, think of all of the "Weirdly, Smash"
eyes are one thing. they gotta look at him a certain way
at least he didn't smash any of the ones that look like babies
@@nicosyncixlegendary1888 yep
@@nature9010 wdym those are the best
Barges in without an intro or outro, tells us what pokemon he would fuck, refuses to elaborate or take questions. what a fucking ride.
Definitely unexpected from Markiplier, but also very expected
I think he lost a bet or somethin
Editing really enhanced this experience, thank you Lixian 😂
“There are no rules against Pokémon batmannnn” -joker 💀
Bro I saw that clip just a few hours ago by watching memes
I've learned a lot about Mark. Mostly that he has a thing for birds, chunks of ice, trees, foxes, and Minecraft bugs.
Foxes, but not Nickit or Thievul.
Don't forget rocks and inanimate objects
I've learned a lot about Mark. Mostly that he has a thing for insects, birds, dildo shaped things, foxes, masculine and male Pokemon (I guess the rumor about him secretly being gay/bi is not so far off, Pokemon that are overweight, weird looking and things that don't even look like they would be possible to screw, inanimate objects. half of me at the beginning of this thought most of those were just a joke and that he was purposely avoiding the baby and younger Pokemon, but he's definitely got a thing for overweight milf's.
frogs
also specifically 3 magnemites at once
*Mark looking at diglet:* Smash *Dugtrio:* Allow us to introduce ourselves
Now we shall get *drumroll* DUGSQUAD
Triple the fun
@Don't read profile photo did I just get replied to by the super smart person that’s super famous for people reading their profile pic? Wow I’m honoured!!
Mans want himself a whole DugOrgy
Wanted all 3 of them dugussys
16:50 bro the way he said smash 😂
6:22 “Pass what was that eugh pass pass there it is again” to silicoon and cascoon caught me off guard!!!😂
Love how he takes a real long and calculative look and then just- “Smash”
18:34
Absolutely zero hesitation for liligant though.
Rowlet: That’s an owl, pass. Dartrix: That’s another owl, pass. Decidueye: … Smash
based
Based and owlpilled
yeah but its like an owl person instead of just a bird
@@mygetbacks7487 m
18:20
Love coming back to this. Makes me laugh every time.
Randomly recommended on my feed, Can't believe it's been over 2 years.
I honestly expected him to just play a loop of him saying "Pass" for each Pokémon, but I had to know he'd go above and beyond for us.
i wouldve liked that tbh
@KelvinBB cap
@KelvinBB no one asked, plus ratio
Don't reply, it only encourages them more
@KelvinBB no one asked kid
2015 Markiplier: Feels uncomfortable dating a catgirl in HuniePop 2022 Markiplier: Would smash 73 pokemons
Lol
And not even most of the ones in the 'Human' egg group either.
It was a slow descent to this moment
I remember that day. How far Mark has come in 7 years... proud of you, my man.
*smash 73, lunala was put in the wrong category 20:52
Rewatching this 2 years later and some of these sound like @ss instead of pass, which just makes it funnier to me. 😂😂
The wierd smashes, pauses makes this video cursed as hell, 10/10 in my "funny" plalist
I love how with Bellsprout, Weepinbell and Victrebell, he was like "not enough", "✨Just Right✨", and "TOO MUCH".
like motherfucking Goldilocks and the Three Bears
teeth is a factor
victreebel*
Markiplier, at Lopunny: "If I say smash here does that make me a furry?" Markiplier, at Zoroark, with zero hesitation: *_Smash._*
and Cinderace
Well wynaut? Zoroark is very smashable i see no problems here.
And ninetails
god imagine him seeing primal/hisuian zoroark
There wasn’t hesitation at Zoroark, but there was an undeniable pain in his voice as he said it.
I need a licensed psychologist to do a full breakdown of this video
REAL
I always like how there was no intro just straight to the point
Mark's types: Option A: snatched waist with thick thighs Option B: seductive looks Option C: AS FAR AWAY FROM HUMANOID AS IT COULD POSSIBLY BE!!!!!! Option D: Ditto💀
Option D: eerily similar to a flesh light
@@okaymah9746 oddly enough he passed pyukumuku
Option E: Birds????
Option F: A hecking whale
Option G: Plants?
Mark's Criteria: - looks like it wants to - the right amount of tongue - vaguely feminine and pretty - cute but not too cute - mouth area isn't too dangerous - looks like it got skills - drills? - pile of rocks?? - pile of magnets???
-SANDCASTLE????
ice cream?!?!
Lol
- literally nothing????
- Whale????
19:26 bro has been marked by the Shiinotic
The fact that this is 23 minutes and 57 seconds is amazing
"Does this make me a furry?" MARK IT'S ABOUT 22 POKEMON TOO LATE FOR THAT QUESTION.
I love how the music just stopped
markiplier is a furry confirmed!
Isn't his brother.... I've said to much
He instantly smashed Ninetails, but fucking Mienshao he’s conflicted about?
@@valdemarr.madsen4263 well, he wanted to smash a poisonous snake rather than non poison snake
“Would this make me a furry if I said smash?” I think we are long past that point Mark…
I said the exact same thing lol
10:23 for anyone wondering
I mean to be fair, the other smashes before that were a lot less, animalish? While Lopunny was straight up a rabbit
@@lordtacocat3138 ninetails just ninetails literally like the most furry you can get
agreed
“It’s toxic but we overlook that.”is so real ong
The whole video: Smash, Pass That one part: Smash… but why?
"I will not be explaining anything, I will not take any questions. Goodbye." I respect this man.
Enters playground. Smashes sandcastle. Doesn't explain why. Leaves.
@@omegahaxors3306 chad
@@thanoid2373 enters computer Smashes Firefox Doesn't elaborate leaves For context, Mark said that he would smash Ninetails which is a literal fire fox
He ended the video as best he could, there was no better way to end it with just this message. Perfect video.
6 million views for random pokemon picks, it's obvious that he isn't trying and choosing random ones because he'd look like a weird guy if he put 2 seconds of thought into this. Man just wants to get paid today. Also comments are about as "I sniff my mom's panties for fun" as they come. Seen mark on and off for the last couple years. Props to him for getting a bag for such a down bad audience.
I love how there isn’t even any introduction he just goes straight into it. He knows what he’s doing and why we’re here, he needs no explanation.
* refuses to explain
refuse to elaborate any further and immediately gets to the point like absolute chad
This isn't just a video, it is *THE* video
Ironically, most of the people who copied this style afterwards spend an excruciating amount of time explaining every single Smash or Pass. While here it's actually funnier to question ourselves why the Smash here and not there.
I need an explanation
I've watched this like 5 times. It's so fascinating. I'm studying this video under a microscope
The hass teacher listing all the important subjects 1:22
With all the hesitation before every "smash", I just want him to "smash" without missing a beat on one of the most obscure ones
22:10 sandaconda
No
@@toyotacamry-ho1jh there was still a tiny pause there
lilligant was pretty quick
13:37 was pretty fast
the way his face is so blank as he’s doing this is just perfect.
*MARKIPLIER IS NOTHING WITHOUT ME* *I AM WAY BETTER THAN THIS DUMP*
Ok
and then he goes 🤨🤨 before saying 'smash' LMAOOO
@@bestyoutuberintheworld1012 2 bots
@KelvinBB 2 bots total found ok good im collecting em all IMA CATCH EM ALL
THERES NO RULES AGAINST POKEMON , BATMAN
I like how the video starts with no intro and no sounds and straight to the point
i love how almost every time he looks at something he'd smash he takes a drawn out confused look as if he's considering "why, how, and what's the benefit"
In that exact order
What's the benefit of smashing, let's say, Tsareena?
@@Cysco8575 Getting stepped on by something with the ability Queenly Majesty that looks like a bottom heavy fashion star
@@noctusdoesthings Fair point. Now my dude, what's the benefit of smashing B E E D R I L L?
@@Cysco8575 Spinning insertions, large insertion, normal uses for the holes, plus they swarm so... Yeah. Just gotta get antidote afterwards
Markiplier on actual smashable pokemon: *No, I don’t think I will* Markiplier on a Magneton: *Now this…*
I dont wanna know what he wpild've saod if MissingNo was on the list
Its Mark ofcourse, he's attracted to non-humpable pokemon
What if he thinks it vibrates...?
@Flan3 L
You forget the amount of birds he said he'd smash
When I first watched this when it came out, I was just confused. But honestly, I can see why he picked a lot of them now.
Mark: *looks at Magneton* Smash Also Mark: But why?
Mark halfway through: "Would this make me a furry?" Mark, this whole video is beyond that.
11:00 *My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.*
Exactly! Thank u!😝
@@jaceangel9916 forealll 💀💀
This makes him something alright
@@teal_indigo9105 maybe we can coin a new term for people who arent a furry but definitely would smash Pokémon, because they’re definitely not all furry Pokémon of course, how ‘bout Pokeys? Pockeys? Pokemonys? Pocket monster f¥€kers? Little help people😅😝
Mark at Mienshao: “That would definitely make me a furry, pass” Also Mark: *Smashes pokémon that are literally just birds*
and a fox
I thought the same thing!!!
and a wasp
and things
Hey that’s not furry stuff that’s scaly and feathery stuff aka the furry adjacent
I’ve seen this meme so many times, would have never guessed it was from Pokémon
Everyone ignoring the true comedic hero of this video- the music
The “but I don’t know why” to smashing magneton implies that there was a rational and understanding to all the others.
Hmmmm
Ohh nooooo
Im just glad he stayed away from my favorites
Ya wailord makes so much sense
Lopunny has a rational reason...
“Does this make me a furry?” Bro, that ship sailed back at Beedrill
Yes sir, this man's got the facts
Nah, that ship sailed way back when he played Blush Blush
That ship sailed when he affirmed smash for Ninetales.
Don't forget he was at club amouros
And then he goes and says smash for Urshifu 🤣
Mark: That's a straight-up zebra. Pass. Also Mark: *Smashes Swanna, a straight-up swan* XD
0:55 Mark: *Sees Ninetales* Smash! Me: Mark no! This is how you become a Pokemon: Mystery Dungeon protagonist.
Crawdaunt: the worst he can say is pass Markiplier: *G R O S S*
This made me laugh.
Poor Crawdaunt
smash em all
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Here’s the timestamp for anyone wondering: 8:14
I love this. No explanation, no defending himself, no reasoning. Just a man, 898 Pokemon, 32 million subscribers, and a dream.
If he even attempted to explain himself he would’ve been called a “hypocrite furry pedo” or something.
@@slorchman672 most definitely by the twitter-side of the audience
@Savetion 1OOK KZheadR ik you are a bot ,,, but what the fuck
sounds like a fallout vaulttec experiment
I was surprised when he said he's smashing Gorebyss but not Milotic..
still one of the greatest vids made
I had to come back to this since I’ve been having a rough month, and let me tell you, I laughed as hard as I did the first time I watched this and still love this. (Wonder if mark will ever do the other Pokémon that came out. There’s more attractive ones that came out recently that I think he should see)
Markiplier: "That's an owl" Markiplier: "That's another owl" Owl: Markiplier: "SMASH"
@Flan3 L
*three times the charm*
@Flan3 L bozo
“There is nothing there… smash” 17:21
"There's no laws against the Pokemon, Lixian"
Mark: Does smashing on Lopunny make me a Furry? Also Mark: *smashes like 4 Pokémon that are literally just birds*
not to mention ninetails
Bro what about diglet and dugtrio
@@akashbinning6194 I dig it
And he reaaaaallly like flowers
is into bird watching iykwim
I love how he’s just imagining the scenarios in his head before he says “smash” so suddenly.
Ikr
just like him imagining weepenbell
him at dugtrio
aw hell naw
just like he did to Lileep
I love how after a while of mark saying pass it sounds like he is saying ass
No introduction whatsoever. Refuses to explain why he's doing this, gives minimal explanation into his thought process for each one. Flawless.
“That’s an owl, pass.” “That’s another owl, pass.” *a third owl appears* “Smash.”
Time stamp???
@@DATBOII1234 18:23
Third time's the charm
@@Yorick_the_Rat I was just about to say that XD
The conviction in his voice anytime he says "Smash" is admirable.
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The little moment of silence before the Smash makes it so much better, like he’s imagining it before making his choice absolute
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@@jackdamascus4506 hahaha, forreal though. I think the perfect example of this was Lileep. I can only imagine what went through his head.
The way he thought about each and every one
I love how at a certain point he just completely has no idea what he’s looking at
I love how Mark says 'Pass' at a relatively okay volume, but most of the time he says 'smash' it's really quiet, like he's disappointed in himself xD
it is understandable
@@anekdoche7055 of course, anyone who calls Carnivine horrifying should be self loathing
cept for when he goes insane with the pass
But blaziken
Like how you be odd and watch r34
Gets to Silcoon "wth was that.... ehhh pass" Gets to Cascoon "ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ᶦᵗ ᶦˢ ᵃᵍᵃᶦⁿ.....pass"
Tbh silcoon & Cascoon are probably the laziest cocoon pokemon
Every now and then I come back here on pilgrimage to see this wonder again
There’s no laws against the Pokémons Batman!
i love the ones where he says "smash" like he's just as surprised as we are
@mikoy huio same tho
@mikoy huio timestamp please!
@@vodkabread 0:21
@@vodkabread literally the beginning of the video lol
victreebell 1:48
some absurd smashes and some even more absurd passes