I will destroy you, your bloodline, and all of humanity - Chihuahua
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50% tremble, 50% rage, 50% derp. That's 150% motherfluffer.
Shut your mouth! 😅
Accounting for his outsized strength!
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The punching sound effect absolutely cracked me up 💀
Absolutely the perfect sound effect.
10/10 editing. Perfectly timed. Non Repetitive. Didn't overwhelm the other audio. You deserve all the good karma today whoever edited this!
They're not sound effects, he's genuinely too powerful.
@@ShinyShinyIsAlwaysBeingSerious You're right, you're right.. mb 🤭
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That little man doesn't shake because he's cold, Derpy shakes with the rage of his tiny ancestors
ALL THIS RAGE! in a cute little body..
And those movies
His ancestors were actually fairly medium sized.
The great techichi
When you roll a 1 on body but max out on anxiety.
As a former vet assistant, I can tell you that chihuahuas are no joke
Skill issue
Vanessa: "calm down" Derpy: *rage shaking intensifies*
Me irl.
What a name too! Poor guy! 😂
They're definitely the shakiest dogs second to Italian greyhounds!😂❤ I used to call my first chihuahua my little rumble pack after the vibrators in PS-controllers lol
Funny how the smallest dogs have the biggest attitudes 😂
@@tomferguson9250yep, I have one of those 😆
We would all be past tense right now if big dogs had the chihuahua mindset.
They breaded them out leaving only chill big dogs
It's called training your dog had nothing to do with mindset
@@stardustfactory8311yeah no
@@lokimiguel2452 i think many a small dog owner would disagree
@@lokimiguel2452I'mma guess you haven't been around many chihuahuas, or trained them for that matter. Even those with excellent breeding and care tend to be extremely prone to fear, and this in turn begets a number of problematic behaviors. Some of'em are also just plain aggressive without having the fear motivator. Sometimes they become possessive of their owners to the point of aggression. There are lots of potential causes, many of which are part of the breed rather than a result of environment. Yeah, you can usually train them out of it, but it requires far more effort than most other breeds. ....And sometimes, depending on the dog, it just doesn't work. Despite what people like to say, not every dog can be trained out of every behavior.
And he had the NERVE to smile at the end like he was a “goood boy”!!
He was! All dogs are! How dare you!
Tis but a scratch 🥲🩸
Hhhh😂
@@GigiBranconi yes! With the exception of those ferocious tiny beasts, chihuahuas
@@zoes32flavaz NO, they are good boys too! Met one just recently, tiny fella named Pablo. So friendly, cuddly, curious about everyone! They are good dogs too!
That may just be the calmest chihuahua I've ever seen.
"He expects me to take him seriously" THE DISRESPECT
Derby: YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!! Spray Nozzle: *sssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
😂😂😂
For me it was - Derpy: YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!! Derpy: *Proceeds to try and dangle from grooming restraint by neck only*
My chihuahua was a sassy little girl, I made a concerted effort to socialize her, but she still gave this leery side eye to strangers that just reeked of judgement.
They only love their master, they're kind of like a cat in that regard.
@@Ziegfried82 well, she was originally my Grandma’s, but I guess that still made me second in line if only because I was my grandma favorite.
I mean ir's miles better than them biting someones hand off.
"What can one do against such reckless hate?" - Theoden, King of Rohan
" We hates it! HATES ITTTTT !!! FOREVER !!!!!! "
@@brianhammer5107 "Take it off us!"
The Horn of Helm Hammerhand will sound in the deep, one last time!
🤣 One of my favorite movie lines
"Ride out and meet it!"
Best. Entrance. Ever. 😂
It's the "I didn't want to come here" walk/drag
The sheer enthusiasm…!
omfg that took me out already 💀
YES. He peeped around the corner and then said nope and backed out of sight. So funny.
That was a very quick *NOPE* from Derpy 😂
who decided to put all the rage and utter disregard for all life into the smallest animals?
That would be humans...we did that.
I love how big dogs’ first instinct is always to try to escape the tub/dryer but lil’ dude here is ready to catch a body
He was really out to let someone catch those paws, wasn't he?
"You're really feisty." - understatement of the year LOL!
You're right! The way she called him dangerous Derpy is also such an understatement, I'd say he's demolishing Derpy! 😂
Full of BEANS.
You'd be fiesty too if somebody named you Derpy! 😂
@@wilmaknickersfit, 😂👍
i have a chihuahua and tbh it's really good to know they're all that dramatic
I lost my 3 pound attack dog a year ago this week. The Chihuahua only loves one person, and, if you're that chosen person, you have a best friend for their entire life. I miss my girl terribly.
I’m so sorry for your loss
I am so sorry. I lost my seven pound girl the week before Christmas two years ago. It still hurts.
🐾😢🌈💔
I'm so sorry for your loss 🌈🐕
That hurts beyond belief 😣 We adopted 2 more and I never thought I could. Chihuahuas were not on my list until I had one. Now I know I can’t live without them. 🙌🏻😘
Please dont bite me Chihuahua: I AM THE GOD OF WAR
"I will destroy you, your bloodline, and all of humanity" That sounds like something a chihuahua would say 🤷🏻♀
Chihuahuas, 50% spite, 50% tremble, 100% warrior.
1000% worthless
@@MyHandelsMessiah cap
I love how his eyes look at two different directions.
Right?
@@KristenK78 And left.
Excellent!@@gumby013
@@gumby013 👏🏻👏🏻best chuckle today!
Yeah…like our mothers used to say!
Peace was never an option.
Derpy reminds me of my old chihuahua I had growing up- people always talk shit about chihuahuas but they’re such loyal little guys!
They are! They will loyally bite you.
We lost our 16 year old Chihuahua a few days ago and seeing this feisty boy makes my heart swell. Gonna miss you, Eli.
Sorry for your loss. The little ones create big, gaping holes too once they've crossed the rainbow bridge. *hugs*
16 years is a blessing! I’m sorry for your loss ❤
im sorry for you lost there such sweet babies, Lost mine 7 years ago, we all weep for your lost and send you love!
I am so very sorry for your loss. I suspect your feisty little one has quickly become boss over the rainbow bridge! Your fond memories will always keep his spirit alive!
So sorry to hear this sad news. I know how it feels.
My grandmother had a three legged Chihuahua. That dog wasn't afraid of anything and would regularly chase my grandmother's male cat, who was three times that dog's size.
there is something about small dogs and how fearless they are towards those larger then them. those *smaller* then them on the other hand... the fear is real
Boy does that little one ever bring back memories of my grooming days. More attitude from these littles than from ANY large breeds.
I love his name, it's perfect.
Derpy has allowed you to escape with your life and fingers intact. He truly is benevolent.
This made me laugh! "Flame thrower of doom"😅😅😅😅😅. Fiesty little fella.😊
Omg, this is my 15 yr old Chi, but he has NO teeth. Grumpy and dramatic but loves he’s my baby boy who loves me more than food, and that’s saying a lot. Thank you for taking care of all the dogs you do,love your videos and without you and others in your profession, all grumpy Chi’s would have long nasty nails. Worth every single penny you charge!!
Your dry sense of humor is greatly appreciated. 😂The sound effects had me in stitches.
The use of sound effects was 100% effective!
My partners grandmother had a chihuahua named Peewee who hated everyone except she and I. The whole family was stunned. When I came over he’d hop off her lap run over to me and stand on my knee like he was king of the mountain. He hated any part of his body touched besides his head so massaging his lil head was the funniest thing he’s make happy little growling noises and he won my heart, before him I met a different chihuahua named Johnny who came over to me and bit me for just being in his house. Peewee convinced me all Chis aren’t evil.
I'll never understand how people allow their pets to "hate everyone" - which basically means being loud/aggressive. That's not personal taste; It's just bad/no education
Thanks for keeping the water pressure low on that pump. I was worried Derpy would go flying if it was at the usual pressure! 😃😃😃😃
unbreakable, impossible to tame, mighty chihuahua power😂😂😂😂😂😂
People love to say mean things about chihuahuas, but I just lost my spicy girl and I'll always be grateful for the joy she brought to my life. Some people like the easy to love dogs, and some of us enjoy a challenge.
I’ve never heard people say mean things about chihuahuas. What do they say?
@elstongunn4277 oh that they're yappy ankle biters and stuff like that. No dog is a perfect angel, but chihuahuas are great dogs. It's probably scary being so little in a big world.
@@Person1865 Poor little guys have a hard time living down the misconceptions people have about them! I’ve only heard great things about them and how wonderful they are. To me, they do seem to shake a lot like they are constantly cold, or nervous and stressed out. :)
Some Chihuahuas I have seen fear the air, others are very confident 😎 It is not only small dogs that are scaredy cats, it depends on the dog's personality no matter their size.
Absolutely love me a Chi. Don't care they they can be bipolar 😂
the punching sounds when he was swatting at the dryer tube 🤣🤣😂, feisty but cute!
Chihuahuas are the most ferocious dogs hands down! I have had 2. My old chihuahua kept my 6 Belgians in line. She passed in January at 17. Miss her!
17! that’s incredible, good on you for givng her such a long and safe life!
My moms chihuahua keeps her pitbull in line too!
I have a neighbor that has a Shih tzu and a Cain Corso. The shih tzu is the boss out of the two. She keeps him in line.
Same. My 8lb chi kept my 40lb dog in line. Even as an 18 yr old and blind, the chi was in charge.
despite what it may seem, Chihuahuas naturally have very long life spans and are generally very healthy because they have been the same size and have had the same features since they were first introduced centuries ago. Those sharp snouts and compact bodies are a tank. @@_lexi
Whoever named him is a genius
You have the patience, of a angel . We need people like you in the world.
My chihuahua named Secret, she screams and yanks I have trouble doing her nails, but we go to the groomer, and nails are done in 5 minutes , and as long as she can't see us when getting her nails done, she behaves perfectly, if she sees us, she puts on a show and screams.
Our Chihuahua does the same unless he's at the groomer. Then he practically offers his paws for trimming. They're such show ponies.
That is altogether too familiar.
Oh she a chihuahua alright
What would happen if you wore masks?
@@MKVProcrastinator They can smell you and recognize your body language
Such a little guy with big attitude. 🤣
Attitude is a funny name to call his junk..
Napoleon complex. 😂
Usually not a big fan of chihuahuas, but he is absolutely adorable.
“…he expects me to take him seriously, besides his toothless grin…” 😂🤣😂🤣 I died.
Please keep adding the doggos' comments, they're hilarious! "You're meaner" was such a perfect match for the look on his face!! 🤣🤣🤣
Totally agree! 👍🏼 It's got my vote. The sound effects too.
LOL THAT INTRO!!! I love the soft soothing woman voice, and then the dog appearing momentarily through the door, small body, eyes that say NOPE, and then the eventual being dragged through the opening 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He put up one helluva fight. Props, Derpy. 👊
Omg! Sound effects were awesome! I think Derby would appreciate them as he believes his fighting skills are just that awesome!
That little pipsqueak is a brute Lol. Love the commentary and sound effects.
I laughed at Attack: 100% Damage 0% :D
FEISTY little guy. Great dogs; my dog is Chihuahua & Yorkie mix - Chorkie. She's stubborn, needy and has endless energy. 😆😍
a mighty but merciful creature
Honestly, I feel like chihuahuas can be really sweet dogs. They're just often not taken seriously because they're tiny and their outbursts are seen as funny when the same behavior on even a slightly bigger dog would immediately be seen as dangerous, and owners would take their training more seriously. Chihuahuas are very smart dogs and just as sensitive as any other breed. They're not toys :( they'd also like some boundaries and need socialization!
Well said. Hate the angry psycho stereotype. With training, and without egging them on for laughs, chi's are the best dogs both in temperament and loyalty. No one has your back like a chi in his or her own home.
They really are. I owned two chihuahuas and both times, they were surprisingly chill, if snobby (unless youre their favorite person). They only bark at other dogs but they tolerate humans, mostly cuz they get uppies (which makes them feel tall), cuddles and snackies
You can say that louder!
People love to rag on Chihuahuas for barking at big dogs, but in the eyes of a small breed like a Chihuahua of course they will feel a bit threatened. They literally have to look up at a bigger dog. @@ifeeldead463
Amen to that! Never had a Chihuahua, but I've met a few responsible owners and a breeder. All of their dogs were angels! Reserved and protective, but good boys and girls tho. The one from the breeder were super chill at the vet, too! They are dogs and want to be handled and trained like dogs.
Two Teeth Derpy walking through the front door, being dragged rather was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣! Tiny but mighty.
Only 7 years old and only 2 teeth?
@@deborahgallagher-vu5hl he left his teeth as gifts to people who got their face too close
Clicked for the thumbnail and was not disappointed
Oh my God! I had to watch this more than once. What a cutie!
He came in like the mafia...😂😂😂😂
He has no teeth!!!😂😂😂 I’m sorry sir! Him trying to bite the hose and the dryer are taking me out! I cannot take you seriously after that 😂
Dang, he makes my chihuahua look like an angel.
Honestly one of the most even tempered and patient chihuahuas I have ever seen.
I feel so bad for him, as I sit here laughing. Chihuahuas have so much character in their little bodies! ❤❤❤
Best. Name. Ever.
I have a long haired Chihuahua and he is my whole world he saved me and i know it my baby is spoiled rotten and as long as im breathing he all was will be
Not a single thought behind those eyes. ❤
We have never had a chihuahua before. We adopted a senior dog (I found her on the rescue site). We met her at Pets Mart. She had been viciously attacked by another dog and nearly died. We were told that she was gentle and was originally returned because she bit the guys girlfriend, which they didn't believe. She bit me twice when we first bought her home, nipped my husband's chin and protected our backyard like she was Godzilla by kicking up the dirt with her back leg. Two years later, her person is my husband, she growls at us every now and again, doesn't bite and we have learned her language. We have adopted many dogs , my favorite are cocker spaniels, but this old girl has added heaps of spice to our family and we absolutely love her.
Is her name, "La Chanclita"?
Her name she came with is Ginger@@cybercifrado
The adorable smile at the ene was everything! 😂😂😂
That's the "I WON" smile.
Girl, you are articulate, witty and kind. Fun to watch you work - against all odds. Thank you.
I bet in his mama's or papa's lap that he is as sweet as he could be. Shalom
Derpy! What an apt name! Loved the caption: "Attack 100%. Damage: 0%"
A valliant fight Sir Derpy Your efforts shall be engraved in history for generations to come
His grumbling was adorable! He was a tiny terror! Lol ✌🏼❤️
A fearless dogo with the heart of a lion. "My name is Derpy".
I miss cuddling my stepmom's horrible Chihuahua now.... Phoebe you were a traumatized mess and you bit my mom but you were also the smartest dog I've ever met and you were so good at protecting your human.
I love the text on screen, 'Youre Meaner'
Jennifer, I love the little messages from the dogs that pop up on the screen, they are hilarious!! Also you clearly love all animals and talk to them while working on them 🤗. Great job 👏
This is just the thing I needed to see today. Thanks for the chuckles!
I love fierce, tiny dogs! A ton of attitude in a very small package.
That little smirk he gives the camera...what a Lad
Ok, the comments dialogue you added on the screen made me spit my drink out. This is great stuff, thanks for sharing!
Thank you for risking your life on a regular basis for these animals and our entertainment x
I loved his kung fu kick!😂 They are small but mighty. He looks marvelous.
The sound effects with the "flame thrower" were amazing. 😂
Derpy will destroy humanity and look cute doing it
I love your videos. You are so comical, and sound effects are fire 🔥
Y'all hit it out of the park with this video. The thumbnail, the sound effects...definitely one of your funniest!
You forgot to mention the title! I was willing to give this a like just for the title & thumbnail alone. 😄 The sound effects & captions were such a great bonus feature. I seriously hope she continues adding them.
That anxious peek in was perfection
I used to think Chihuahua were these shaky nervous creatures I now know that that's shaking was just torrent of anger and fury that was barely being kept at Bay
I was upset before watching this but I couldn't stop smiling through this. Thank you for another great video c:
The sound effects were cracking me up. Poor buddy. Of course you’re a fierce warrior! We all trembled in your shadow and were humbled by your mere presence.
His ferocity knows no bounds.
His ferocious little growls… what a funny boy.
He's truly adorable 🤎🐶🤎🐶🤎
He's so adorable yet so chihuahua😄
This here is the difference between being nervous and feisty.
The sounds effects were hilarious ! Loved this one! 🥰❤️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
You have to admire his never-give-up attitude.
Excellent paw-fu skills by the appropriately named Derpy.
The editing on this was PERFECT 👌
You are such a hoot, I love your videos!
I'm shocked Derpy was so quiet. Most chihuahuas break the sound barrier when they're displeased... or curious... or awake...