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Ethan's psychopath pie: _1 HUMAN FACE_ _3 Pounds of microwaved apples_
***Yandere pie.***
Mmm... just like how mama used to make it.
Your Nico looks like a psychopath... crap...
Human face... Hannibal?!
@@printstrname5346 *NO*
Markiplier's Fruit Pie Ingredients: All-purpose flour Salted stick of butter Large box of Blueberries Large box of Raspberries 7 Apples Grounded Cinnamon Grounded Nutmeg Cane sugar Salt 2 Eggs [Making the "pie crust"] Don't wash your hands, there is no reason to. Optionally rub the nearest person to you for that rustic taste Spray a little spit into the bowl for that nice pop of flavor Add about a cup and a half of flour Add a teaspoon of salt Add 2 eggs Contemplate who opened and used the cinnamon Never touch the nutmeg, it is just there for emotional support Possibly 2-3 tablespoons of water or enough to make the texture look dough like Flour the surface you are using Knead the dough and start beating the dough until you are close After a bit of beating and kneading form the dough into a thick circle or a mound like thing Beat the dough with a rolling pin 27 times Place 2-3 squares of butter on half of the dough and fold it Beat the dough with the rolling pin evenly Repeat the last 2 steps again Fold the dough 6 more times without butter and roll it out after each fold, no this is not a croissant silly You should have folded your dough a total of 8 times Prove the dough for an hour [Making the filling] Peel 7 apples Note that you don't have any whores Place pan on stove at medium heat Slice 2 apples into 4 faces around the core. The core should end up as a rectangular cutout Save the 2 cores for your dead family Place apple into pan and then realize they are too big Cut each face into thirds and add back into pan Add half a box of blueberries Squish 2 handfuls of raspberries and add them to the pan Dust the fruit and berries with sugar with an even coating Cook until berries are soft Say goodbye to the 5 other apples you will never use [Completing the pie] Split dough into 2 portions Flour your surface and roll out dough Perform windowpane test Place first portion into the pie tray Add filling Roll out other portion of dough and put it on top of the filling Perform windowpane test again Cut out extra dough and cut 4 holes 90 degrees from each other Bake pie until golden on center rack Congratulations you made Markiplier's croissant fruit pie! You can find the recipes for Ethan's pizza and Tyler's Pretzel in their respective videos if you are lucky. Or control + f "Tyler's Pretzel Recipe" and "Ethan's Recipe" and go ham scrolling through the comments.
the effort put into this is amazing
He used One egg
Everyone needs emotional support nutmeg.
29:34 I wish they did milk this for all it's worth
Hats off to you! This is amazing!
I dont know how Ethan used the whisk correctly and broke it and how Mark was just mashing with it and didn’t
A whisk is for batter they were making dough so using it correctly put too much pressure
maybe mark broke it and left it for ethan to find
i think it was a collapsable whisk
@@happypantsfilmmaker1797I dont know how or why, but when i first read this, i thought it said, "Collapsable Twink" and was like "Yeah i can see ethan being a collapseable twink"
@@DudeGunmanwhat?!😰😰
The “Sex is great but you ever had a pie” should be a shirt
Thanks evil flint lockwood 😂
Can anyone time stamp it
a banana cream pie-
Why dose that remind me of a vine
@@feggy9680 2:34
"whoever is editing this..." "𝒾𝓉𝓈 𝓂𝑒" "put a bunch of gore and blood in this" "𝓃𝑜"
man marks voice is fucking awesome when he talks like that, Marks voice is awesome in general!
*no*
When those parts come up, I like to imagine it's Dark editing the video.
@@trashrat30 I'm still waiting for the Markiplier Cinematic Universe to get out of this Origins stage and catch back up with itself in the Markiplier TV era, when the different versions of Mark take over the channel.
@@trashrat30 wooow!
Ethan: "Heapass" Mark: "No one gets that joke yet" Ethan: *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you*
... what’s the joke? Or where do I go to find it?
@@dianalioness8257 markiplier makes: lego
Andrea Teves thanks.
Mario
what time was it at?
Mark: Made a good-looking pie Tyler: Made a good-tasting pie Ethan: Made a _pie?_
nah ethan made a soul consumer
Ethan made a 20/20 looking pie
Scary pie
Tyler: makes pie crust Mark: makes a croissant Ethan: makes an abomination
Ok
@@punkleton9901 why respond if you were just gonna say "ok" like???
ok
@@quinnethquinniganNot only did I say "Ok" almost a year ago, but another person said it as well
@@punkleton9901 i was just asking the point of saying "ok" to a comment
Every Markiplier Makes like: Mark: *I grew up poor* Tyler: *L A U G H S* Ethan: *E G G*
ETHAN'S HOW TO BASIC!!!
Albert Shi in this he’s like, “Appul”
@@EchoSD Oh...My...God.
Albert Shi this is the most accurate shit I swear😂😂😂😭
@@EchoSD your soooo.....right
The “We need more time” “We don’t need more time!” bit really hits hard now
Was just about to say that, memento mori my friend, we were there
Our tears will hydrate the swords at the throats of our enemies. Memento Mori.
It really does 😔😔
why this making me want to cry ;-;
Nooooo😢😢
Quotes from this video that float in my mind. Eef: "Sex is great, but you ever had a pie?" Mark: "We need to develop the glutens..." *proceeds to punch pie dough* Tyler: "I had a great dream about Mickey Mouse chopping carrots that were screaming!" Such chaos, such beauty. God it's been like 3 years since this vid was posted and I'm just now commenting, oof.
Eh could be worse, could be 4
Don't forget "If you don't have a filling in your pie you dont have a pie fuckhole"
@@benelated5638 How about 4 and change?
you forgot to mention the singing while slicing the apples
Mine extra one is: "OHH, if you don't have a filling in your pie, you don't have a pie, fuck-hole!"
Mark thinking that he knows the secret trick to making a pie crust: Croissant: imma ruin this whole man's career
To be fair, croissant crust pie sounds very good.
Mark: "Editor, put a mouse on this sharp thing with blood and guts" Also Mark: *No*
309 likes But no comments till now
oh shit I had no idea I had this many likes, Thanks guys
Epicthomas 2000 I...you think??
yeah we know, we watched the video
Also *IT'S ME* got me 👌🤣🤣
The title isn't wrong... Mark did make a pie, Tyler made a tart with a little thingy on top and Ethan... He was there...
Ethan cooked somebody's face
It's very rare for a comment to make me laugh You are one of the rare the ones
@@angelapickett198 you and me both
john bade Ethan probably sliced someones face off
@@papasauce6040 me too!
I love baking pies, this video was a roller coaster of emotions for me. Mark: "You need to develop the gluten" Me: "NO!"
HARD. SAME. my inner chef is traumatized.
All I know about making apple pie is that Ethan Cored the Apples bad.
Chewy Crust™
Lol. Pastry chef here. Nooooooo to the extra gluten development in the pie dough. 😂. Just no.
Because of Ethan, I've decided to make a face pie Update: so my oven decided to "clean itself" while my pie was in there so the face looks more cursed than it should've
LMFAO
HOW DOES AUTO CLEAN EVEN WORK
what how!?!
LMFAOO
😂😂😂
by the way... folding in layers of butter IS a thing. But its for croissants.
It's also for all puff pastry doughs or blitz at that and pastitzi
That's what Amy said
for like, puffy pastry shit (i make a lot of puff croissant biscuit things) i fold in cold chunks of butter but the shit in this video cracked me up because he kind of knows what he’s talking about but like literally not at all 😭
Ethan: *tries to whisk a dough* “...I think I broke the whisk.”
Red Rhode slime ten minute power hour flashbacks
Whisp
Dan: **shivers**
TBHJorden wasp
It was sad when he said he didn't mean to
Tyler's pie: Is a nice pie Mark's pie: Super appealing to look at Ethan's pie: You don't eat the pie, the pie eats you
C U R S E D P I E
It's very obvious when Mark is editing by how many times someone's face is distorted, and I love it
List of things Ethan broke in this video: The whisk The apple peeler His own pie Probably his sanity Mark and Tyler's taste buds
And my heart
500th like
@@dogsareawesome9197 not anymore , I unliked it
@@Dylswiththepills you're evil.
So true tho UwU
Mark:”I grew up poor.” Me: and now you have a house with multiple ovens.
yea like 54568762498729382938756 ovens
MR 64 666999 times 666420blazeitdankweedfamguccigangsquadnene69
5. 5 DAMN OVENS. Markimoo is great 😂
I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS!!!! ~Markimoo on Mark makes: creme brulee
@@MR-vk6ew That's a lot of ovens. To put it in perspective. That is 54 Sextillion, 568 quintillion, 762 quadrillion, 498 trillion, 729 billion, 382 million, 938 thousand, and 756 ovens. That's a lot of ovens. If Mark has that many ovens and they are all in his kitchen, then his kitchen must be at least 10,194,713,613,059,506 sq miles or roughly 2,686,990,572 times the size of the United States of America, or 51,749,815 times the surface area of the entire earth, or 429,904 times the surface area of Jupiter, or finally, 4,343.7 times the surface area of our own sun. That's a lot of ovens.
Watching this in 2022, still laughing at it (also, I was late to the party, lol). Also...am I the only one who wants to see "Markiplier Makes: Pasta"?
I want to see Markiplier Makes: Doughnuts
Oh god both of those ideas i so want to see
Omg that'd be amazing
I'd love that! And possibly a markiplier makes: cupcakes if they haven't already? It's simple but I'd love to see how they do the frosting haha
@@sobble821 I see Mark trying to overcomplicate the process and make some fancy swiss meringue thingy, I see Tyler being dead silent as he tries to make actual frosting, and Ethan coming away with sweetened butter XD
Pie crust is literally just flour, butter, water and salt. How can you get that so wrong 😂
On god, it's so easy
@ƬЄҲƬ MЄ ƠƝ ƬЄԼЄƓƦƛ @markiplier40 bot lol
egg
@@9esperr6sucks9 no egg
@@9esperr6sucks9 STOP TURNING PEOPLE INTO-
mark:*presses on his pie* "oh look steam comes out!" ethan:*presses on his pie* me: "oh look you can hear the screams of the damned!"
christiaan Coetser the broken the beaten and the damned
faceless_phan do I hear the g note calling😂
Just Another Artist you sure? Cuz you made this comment two weeks ago, and they made theirs one month ago.
And yours three hours! Counting is fun! (literally becoming patton from sanders sides)
Pro Vlogs I have found another Fander
tylers pie slice looks like something out of a shop. markes slice looks like something home made. Ethans looks back at you
I really like Tyler's one, it looks so good with all the berries edit: I can't stop thinking about the pies, especially Tyler's. like no joke, I wanna eat the pies they made. whenever I'm hungry I just watch this video
The snack that -smiles- stares back!
I spat out my spaghetti while reading this
@Fun With Minerals i can actually, but not bake
@Fun With Minerals bro shut up, leave people alone
I liked hearing about the different number of eggs they used while making a PIE CRUST
It needs at least one, but maybe that’s because I do gluten-free baking
I know it's been a year but I don't make gluten free pie, so I have no need for eggs, I was unaware that gluten free crust needed egg. Good to know
Mark: I can’t think of a single redeeming quality about your creation. Ethan: Scare factor.
That is indeed a quote from the video.
@@Avruthlelbh Good spotting :)
Mark: WE GREW UP POOR Also Mark: I AM A MAN WITH FIVE OVENS
What a glow-up
He only had an ass brick growing up, so ovens are the epitome of privilege and wealth to him
Hey, he got a lot of bad karma for living in a dumpster.
@@DemonBoy-zs5hk I wasn't trying to steal anyone's comment. I didn't read all the comments on this video so if someone else made this comment as well and feels I stole it, I apologize. I didn't see any other comment like this, so it was not my intention.
I remember that! 😂 That's from his Creme Brulee episode right?
Ethan: I baked you a *p i e* Mark and Tyler: Oh boy what flavor? Ethan: *chalk and disappointment.*
OH MY FAVOURITE FLAVOUR :D
Pie flavor
I think you mean Ethan: I baked you a p i e Mark and Tyler: Oh boy what flavor? Ethan: *_*screams in demonic tongues*_*
Me: lmao this is hilarious Also me who bakes: this hurts me deeply Why’d they all put egg in their pie crust 😭
Now that I think about it that’s probably why they were all chewy
It hurts my soul
and why did they KNeAD the pie dough?? And mark was LAMINATING it too?? T-T It's funny to watch but it hurts also
huh, i wonder why the people who never made pies and dont have a recipe made their pies wrong? really complicated question
mark’s right brain: PUT A MOUSE IN THIS WITH GOREY SOUNDS mark’s left brain: No.
"i put three!" "i put two?" "i put one." you're supposed to put *none*
Wait really? I didn’t know that I never make homemade pie crust I get the already made one lol
@@thefnafgang7372 yup, pie crusts are usually just flour, fat (butter, lard, shortening), and water. no eggs other than maybe an egg wash for browning purposes
@@jacksonpurcell8625 noted for the next time I make pie Thank you for sharing your smarts
i was searching for someone to have commented this thank u
Thank you! 🤣 I was literally shaking my head when they put eggs in their crust.
Tyler: *Takes the project 100% seriously* Mark: *Pretends to take the project seriously, but is actually less serious than how he tries to present himself* Ethan: O.o
Ethan: *What project?*
And mark still manages to make a passable grade?!?!
Ethan: *where AM I?*
Ethan: *WHO am I?*
Ethan: EGG
Wonder how many souls Ethan's pie is worth...
@send me message @markiplier680 bot lol
The souls left the pie as it was baking, all that was left was weird skin thing from doctor who
Heir of Baking Destroyed...?
@@dustrose8101 certainly was some cinders involved somewhere, I'd imagine
Ask Kingseeker Frampt. He eats dung pies, he'd be able to tell you. XD
You’ve heard of “whistle while you work.” Mark now proudly presents: “Sing while you slice!!”
Ok
"Sex is great, but have you tried PIE?" A boy after my heart.
Lol literally me xD
Does anyone know what time that was I’m trying to find it
@@beccaboo3236 Its at the beginning 2:34
Dean Winchester would agree
Jason Biggs has an even better idea
Mark: being a masochist Ethan: having a mental breakdown Tyler: genuinely making a pie
Me: still recovering from unus annus
I ahate you
@@gabriellopez5876 tf they do to you
@@gabriellopez5876 badlands ripoff, don’t disrespect ocean chugger.
Tyler is always so genuine with it though.
Mark and Ethan: *being as reckless and crazy as possible* Meanwhile Tyler: *just casually peacefully making his pie*
i like how each of the pies kinda represent them perfectly Tyler's: just a pie, no chaos, about it just perfect. Mark's: a small bit chaotic but still reached the end goal well. Ethan's: ya...
18:11 Mark: Who do you think I am? Me: A man with 5 ovens-
how do you think i is
Omg yas
omg i remember that lol
*I AM A MAN, WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS*
I got the video recommended after this one. This brought great joy
Making pie crust, two things you don't want to hear are "I put too much egg..." "We need to develop the gluten!"
Mark while recording: CHAOS! Mark while editing: *n o*
Mark. Flip it around and it’s Kram. Kram is hug in Danish. Danish is a kind of pastry. Pastry can be a pie. *Mark is pie confirmed.*
Didn’t I see this somewhere
Waa
Markipier
Holy...
@@user-fi4pi4ps9x it was on one of the prop hunt videos
Mark: *Crafts slightly sloppy but standard pie* Tyler: *Accidentally makes delicious Jesus berry pie* Ethan: *Makes an excellent skin pizza from Borderlands*
Jesus berry pie is my favorite flavor!
I think we all need jesus berry flavor in our lives, here on the internet.
i think that skin pizza sounds tasty
Crunchy
mark and tyler be like "I made a pie!" ethan "I made a dirty pan!!"
Mark:made a pretty pie Tyler:made a Jesus pie Ethan:made pennywise
Mark sounds like hes a judge on a cooking show Tyler sounds like he's a contestant on said cooking show Ethan sounds like the crazy guy who escaped the asylum and found his way onto a studio set for a cooking show
= All Markiplier Makes videos
Yes, the GCPD is working hard on getting Ethan back to intensive treatment in Arkham asylum
Oh shoot... 666 likes..
I instantly thought of Mettaton from undertale when you said he sounds like a judge on a cooking show, I think I need mental help
Oh my god. XD
-*Ethan:* is confident then has a mental breakdown -*Mark:* Half tries and his turns out the best -*Tyler:* Sincerly tries his best and is also the calmest
You have described all cooking with markiplier videos.
Technically Tyler’s turned out the best in flavor and Mark just had the best looking
the boys
Rn Spurgn and ethan’s, well it just failed
2:33 Ethan has accidentally nailed the asexual slogan
I would argue that we enjoy garlic bread more than pie, but the sentiment is the same.
Tyler's pie: the sort of thing I would buy in bulk and kill myself from eating so much of it Marks pie: sort of thing you would make for Thanksgiving Ethan's "pie": the sort of thing you summon with a circle of candles
dont forget blood. XD
@@Loona_____ imma be real with you chief I forgot I said this
@@RABID_POSSUM XD
The way he just reassured Amy killed me.”Amy I don’t have any whores.”
Time stamp?
@@coolfishron6668 11:09
Ethan: I'm washing my hands Mark: (breathes) Ethan: As All GoOd ChEfS sHoUlD Ethan you are precious
Have we learned nothing
Macaroni_Doodles yeah
and then mark and Tyler... I died 😂
Ethan's Pie looks like the cover of The Necronomicon 🤣
mark rambling about how they don't need more time brought flashbacks of UA... that shid h u r t e d
7:17 Mark: It was not time's up. "zooms in on the knives" Amy: "Starts sweating nervously" It said zero.
You should have said *starts sweating nervously*, using (") implies speech
21:01 Mark: *freaking out cuz it’s hot* Tyler: *trying to figure a way to hold it* Ethan: *smiles sweetly like a smol boi*
smol bean :3
I love how the start of every single video like this is just so damn chaotic and wild, but at the end by the judging phase they change into totally different people
17:25 you can tell in this video that Ethan has just had a rough day and is not really liking Mark's jokes about him at the moment. Poor guy. Been there!
Amy : 38 seconds Mark: I wIlL hAvE 1o0 lAyErS iF I dO a LaYeR a SeCoNd Me, who failed math : .... yeah, sounds about right.
Yes, though if we count "doing a layer" as folding it over itself(thereby doubling the current number of layers), then if he does a layer per second for 38 seconds, he'll actually have over 274 *trillion* layers. Under normal circumstances, five or six folds is enough for pastry.
@@PangolinMontanari 5 might be enough, but why not just go all the way to 274 trillion? the more the better
civandalic your math scares me
How do you fail math? Did you just not pay attention?
*insert username* think it’s more of double the layers from before where the layers are 2m where the next would be 2(2m) then 2[2(2m)] in other words 1,2,4,8,16,32!
I fear no man... But this thing... **looks at Ethan's pie** ...it scares me...
Странный Человек Nice TF2 reference
Meeehm
No hoovy
Tyler: puffy berry pie! Mark: buttery fruit pie! Ethan: hOrrOR PiE
Странный Человек bold of you to assume it’s a pie
watching this on pi day 3 years later bc this is still one of my fave videos that mark made with tyler and ethan
8:26 "I'll go whole *h o g* ."
i always hope for ethan and then it all goes miserably wrong
we all hope for Ethan, bless his cursed soul
one day he shall make a pie as good as Tyler's and Mark's
xXGrace Xx no better
The identity of How to Basic is Ethan. Confirmed by the egg amount hahahaha
dont you mean heapass?
"If that talks to me before I eat it, I'm going to be very upset" Best line in the video
I personally like "Yes, kill that thing" when Ethan says he'll go first to slice his pi-... I mean sacrifice
Not concerned or scared...just really really upset
Yeah. It kinda is. 😂
If my food talks to me I would be more then concerned
Have you forgotten about "Sex is great, but ever had a pie?"
For some odd reason, when Mark was flipping between him editing and him making the request, the stare and town just made me feel like I was about to get smacked down by John Wick 😂😂😂
12:47 war flash backs
Every video Tylers food: "That doesn't look too bad" Marks food: "That looks delicious" Ethans food: "WOW that looks..................very.........YES"
More like Ethan- WoAaAaaa HoW mAnY EggS cOuLd I PuT iN tHiS??
E G G
Tyler fails but somehow still makes it correctly Mark fails but it still turns out alright Ethan fails in spectacular ways
Tyler: secretly a masterchef Mark: a ManChild making jokes out of everything and not taking it seriously but pretending he is Ethan: trying his best
Trying his best- true
"Did you just taste tHaT ?!"
So true
Why is this so true??? Rip to Ethan Really to Mark And tell the truth to Tyler
THE THING IS ETHAN ISNT EVEN A BAD COOK EVEN A LITTLE BUT IN THESE VIDEOS-
Ethan’s pie looks like the face of the Oogie Boogie Man from The Nightmare Before Christmas 😂😂😂
Mark: cooking apples in pan Tyler: cooking raspberries and blueberries in pan Ethan: puts apples in microwave
Ethan: is confused Mark: succeeds through sheer will Tyler: genuinely tries
Mark is a man of focus... commitment... and sheer will, something the rest know very little about, I once saw him bake the greatest pie ever in a video... with his hand... his fuckin hand...
Boooom man 500th like!
daniel Stop. Just stop.
why don’t u stop
That's it. That's the whole series.
Everybody: “mark is so sweet” Mark : *beats the hell out of the pie crust*
*steals rolling pin
My name is Teagan spelled the exact same way
@@ashpelt4677 my name is teagan spelled William
YOU CLOSE? YOU CLOSE? YOU CLOSE?
Lol
Mark's pie: messy, normal pie. Tyler's pie: a kids art project. Ethan's pie: Godwyn's corpse.
Tyler makes a pie, Ethan makes a face, and Mark makes a croissant. Very good pies, everyone
“If you don’t have a filling in your pie, you don’t have a pie Fuckhole.” Technically, Hot Pockets are pies. Discuss.
Pie Noun A Pastry item filled with meats, vegetables, fruits, or cheeses, originating in 15th century England where queen Elisabeth the first made a pastry involving cherry fillings and dough and was later brought to the american colonies in 1520 Hot pockets are pies
By that logic, pizza bites and pop tarts are also pies
Holy shit pizzas are pies
with Ethan’s logic, yes
Since pop tarts are also ravioli, then that must mean pies are ravioli too
Mark: looks the best Tyler: tastes the best Ethan: _tried his best_
Micheal KO nah it was a pan of apple slices. he had no time to cook it for real
also Ethan: dO yOu EvEr JuSt GiVe Up
Ethan did not succeed, you use a whisk for batter not dough. If you use it for dough it is to *THICC*
Ethen just gets an automatic win
I think this is why so many people relate to Ethan
mark: * gentle pats* 2 seconds later mark: * starts beating the dough*
19:29 If anything it looks more like a glove than love lol
“Sex is great, but have you ever had a pie?” -Ethan “Wingus-Heapass” Nestor 2019 Edit: for people saying his name is heapass, here ya go I fixed it 😁
Ethan is Dingus
Never had sex but I had a really good pie once and that was enough to convince me what was better.
I shit you not I read this as Ethan said it
I have, Ethan.
Alex Baker “Sex isn’t mandatory, but watching this is.” - Me 2019
I feel like Ethan is constantly on the verge of having a mental breakdown
he is
But we still love him❤️
Omg ikr
He is. Most definitely.
You same
I love how "proffessional" they make themselves sound
Next time Jack's in America, you should make something with him, Bob and Wade. That would be hilarious. -Bonus points if you have potatoes that aren't- -needed for the recipe-
Awww your profile pic is cute 💚
This comment should go viral so that Mark agrees. This would be hilarious
I just want mark and jack goofing around trying to make something with potatoes
That would be great
Mark edited this like he just discovered how to swirl and enlarge faces.
loved it though lol
*face deforms and twists as is sniffle*
Markiplier taking notes from YTPs.
Love Mark thanking Amy nonstop. Shows how much he loves her
markiplier: you gotta *fold* layers of butter *proceeds to beat the shit out of his dough*
^cries in Beurre de Tourage*
@@MeeowzerStrike haha
Gordon Ramsay would have died of stress if he saw Ethan’s pie.
i really wanna see gordon ramsay react to these so badly
@@alastorbutwithagun same
No he would hakai that thing
Correct
@@alastorbutwithagun yes we need this
ethan: "I think i broke the whisk" Also ethan: *brakes apple peeler*
wait apple peelers have brakes!?
*breaks
* breaks
Breaks*
*breaks pie*
I love how Ethan full committed to making a crappy pie after he screwed up the crust. When he microwaved the apples it really felt like he decided if the crust was gonna suck, then the whole pie might as well suck
This is how every “Markiplier makes” ends Mark- not enough (of one thing) Ethan- wayyy to much of something Tyler- ALMOST perfect ❤️❤️loved this video
You just summed up all of they're videos together
for ethan it's somehow also specifically too much egg (at least for the food ones). let us not forget his scrambled egg "pretzel" lol
Anjalee Barber This is so true though😂
Tyler texting Mark, “I took a piss today. It lasted 47 seconds.” Ethan texting Mark, “My grilled cheese is uneven. I think I am going to die. Mark help me please.”
_🥸_
I don't understand
@@josephmurphy417 you don't have to understand 😌
They really do have that relationship don't they? 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
I didn't even realize this was a reference. This just so perfectly describes their dynamic
I get the feeling Mark just likes playing with the editing stuff because of how many silly little edits are here. Makes me happy.
Mark and Tyler our hard work into their pie. Ethan put souls in his.
Mark: "Make pie, not love" Ethan: "Sex is great, but you ever had a pie?"
Hearing that reminds me of Jimmy Neutron's dad and his obsession towards pie
Only thing I live by
Waitress
I still don't understand how saying things but in text form is funny
Creampied is great tho
Mark’s looked the best, Tyler’s tasted the best, and Ethan’s had a lot of _personality_
@Fandom Crew In this case, it was made from a person
Yeah the personality was Necronomicon
Not just that it was CURSED, it litteraly turns to ash once you taste it This is a cursed pie
You sound like my first grade teacher
A summary of literally every Markiplier majes
Ethan: Insert random bullcrap Mark: Kinda focused Tyler: Very focused Me: dying laughing
Mark : “I’ve got seven cores, and seven wh0r3s!” Also Mark : “Amy that’s a lie! I don’t have any wh0r3s!” / SINGS
Ethan: *doing his best* The Audience: *Everyone liked that* 🥺
Nice joke now lets talk bout that I funny watermark
Im the 666th like haha I got the funny number
@@endithme1797 you mean 69 or 420 right
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@@endithme1797 LMAO XD HAHA I LAUGHED SO HARD
ethan seems to have a problem with adding too many eggs so maybe a quiche?
Ella Kneale *420
*adds one egg*
I agree
Mark's got a beating problem
@@raydenlikescats3657 lol
12:31 Ethan: *Eats apple* ahh, now all i have to do is sit back, relax, and watch the world fall apart