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"hey Ethan?" "whuT" "what's behind you?" "uh-oh a ketl!"
Reminds me of when he was stuck on the word skillet
@@irvinperez4594 skr... Skrittle... Skittle... Skridlle... Scratch.... Skilltree
@@hazzasatria_8647 SKITTLE! no...
@@Nananananananana-im-gayyXD I'm going out on a limb here I'm probably wrong that you don't understand it's a joke
@@Nananananananana-im-gayyXD if you dont know what thats from- i cant explain things from [REDACTED]
I am a man who owns *inhale* *F I V E O V E N S*
Amanda Troest mm, yess.. get you a man with 5 ovens
Mark’s: tastes like salt Ethan’s: tastes like egg Tyler’s: tastes like t a s t e
Taste The taste the taste The taste the taste
@@Lonkshi21I understood that reference
Did you fr copy a comment from a year ago
@@wh3n-w1ll-1t-3nd.this comment is from a year ago genius
Mark's Apron: Waaaaay too low Tyler's Apron: Perfect *Chefs Kiss* Ethan's Apron: I love the smell of apron
XD this killed me as I scrolled up to check and they were perfectly aligned. Amazing comment
Smloo
Accurate 👌
I didn't even realise 😂
Only just noticed 💀
Mark's: tastes like salt Ethan's: tastes like egg Tyler's: t a s t e s
Its........ _f l a v o r e d_
Tastes like taste
@@Squadlor tastes like taint
@@cherrybee95 This made me ugly laugh
@@kenny6912 I am truly honoured
He sounds like the people you see in elementary school math problems "Mark had 5 ovens"
Had? HAS
@@sadisticmaxwell Well both can be used in math problems
He bought 50 more
How many does he have now, you little-
@@DigitalDipp "He has 91, Mr. Teacher!"
“Whose ready to cream” 30 seconds into this video still gets me every time even years later
The “I AM A MANNNNNN WHO OWNS F I V E OVENS” gets me 😭
@nazeerurabiu Bro really forgot the thing they need to text on so they could scam them. 🤡
I like how the water bath is a extremely important part of a crème brûlée and mark is just like “NO THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A TRICK OF SOME KIND”
I love that they keep referring to the steam as if the STEAM is what the water is there for
Its also important to drain the water after by inclining the whole tray 90 degrees over the sink, or more preferably over the bin. See, Mark does it: 21:50 Thats how you add flavour to your creme.
@@lifesgreatestadventurer4653 if not steam then why is it there? (Never made or eaten the dish)
@@eos_aurora the water will boil and that regulates the temperature, creme brulee is a very delicate dish so it can't get too hot while baking
@@lifesgreatestadventurer4653 In that case what the hell did Mark make? Cause he clearly did it wrong but somehow got results.
In this episode, Ethan discovers he's a pyromaniac.
ETHAN IS PYRO FROM TEAM FORTRESS 2 CONFIRMED
It all makes so much sense now..
Lmao and Mark discovers he owns five ovens
@@zeraejohn5648 ikr how does he just not know that
I'm gonna point out that this comment has 666 likes
Mark: Salty Ethan: Eggy Tyler: So painfully Average
Correction, Tyler: it tastes.......
everything with ethan has too much egg
@@Ultimate_Dadzawa i read that as eef...
@@makkaroon9 ah. everything with ethan has too much eef
@@Ultimate_Dadzawa you're not wrong (your second reply)
Ethan always has some sort of issue whenever there is an egg involved
Ethan would be good in 6-minute craft videos
@@iceninja1997is that the universe 6 version of 5 minute crafts?
@@imakeplaylists4171does this mean we're in universe 5?
There's literally a whole compilation video titled something like Ethan vs Eggs. It's astonishing to watch, really
This video has at least two of the best quotes of all time: Ethan's "Who's ready to cream" and Mark's "I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS"
Y E S
ethan: cursed tyler: tyler mark: a man who owns 5 ovens
*STONE FACE TYLER*
hotel: trivago
@@nickbastion ONE WORD TYLER
@@bluemaster7530 Oxiclean: gets the tough stains out
@@CaLypSO4456 I can never escape the power of oxiclean.
Ethan: needs adult supervision Tyler: the adult supervision Mark: owns 5 ovens
Yes
Mark is along for the ride. It's a roller coaster that his friend invited him to ride. He doesn't even know the name, he wasn't paying too much attention at the entrance to the ride, but he still thought it might be fun.
Ethan: Needs adult supervision. Tyler: Is the adult supervision, but forgets to supervise himself. Mark: Irrational confidence.
@@noellove0 The irony is that Mark is the one that originally invited them to the park, said friends just invited him onto this particular ride :P
I am a man who owns f i v e ovens
mark: “it’s french you idiot” also mark 5 seconds later: “s e ñ o r”
Mark: **Adds 500 grams of salt** "Its salty.." Also Mark: **Surprised Pikachu face**
“This is a very serious recipe. We have to follow it very carefully.” Mark (like ten minutes later): “I’m guessing... the water is a diversion.”
That bit actually made my skin crawl. The water helps cook the custard evenly 😂
@Andrew Ontiveros Or you just looked it up online
@@moth8775 you learn by making it from a recipe... Of course they looked it up online it just means that they've made it before.
@Andrew Ontiveros I am 14 and I do not know what to do in my life ever I am imprisoned in a house playing video games
Ah yes my 3 states of being: Egg Salty Painfully average
Pelumi Adekanmbi Mood
I'm constantly painfully average.
*_E G G_*
same
I am egg (love me or hate me lol)
Tyler: wearing his spring normally Ethan: wearing his apron like a little kid Mark: wearing his apron beneath his pecs
Mark: "I'll make some muffins!" Mark: "I'll just put water in the empty holes! I'm so smart!" Ethan: "Are you done?" Me once he takes them outta the oven: *"ArE yOu cLoSE?"*
You close! You close!
@@Packy-sq4tx Ethan: "Is that what you do when you J.O.?"
Amy: tells them not to cook with hairspray. Ethan: does anyway. Mark: "I was assaulted by a flavor that I've never had before."
i love this
@@amadacook2768 i luv u xd
Lol
They ate the one without the hairspray.
@@jordanjonescelestialwaffle1698 bro he makin moves
Mark: _I'm a man with_ *5 ovens* Mark when he was a kid: *b u t t s t o n e*
The stone
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
momento mori
Unus Annus UNUS ANNUS!
@@mercilessthunder9326 Unus Annus
Tyler hunching over while holding Crème Brulee and muttering “Excuse me” made me burst out laughing. 18:05
"Oo I found gum in my pocket" That's such an ADHD thing I swear 💀💀
This Markiplier guy... He seems like the kind of person who would own 5 ovens.
You sir, seem like a bagel...
Are you a bagel?
And wouldn’t know about it
He has 5 oven energy
hmm kinda sus
Mark: I am a MAN who owns 5 OVENS Rosanna: *trembles*
Time stamp ?
@@memey6004 it’s in the first 4 minutes
@@memey6004 4:15
🤣🤣
@Emma Litwack Yes
This is my favorite character dynamic. All of them are actually really intelligent, but put them all together and they can't even boil water. On top of that, they're all basically found family.
Quotes that still live rent free in my head: "Who's ready to cream?" " _Toasty-boi!_ *Five* ovens!" "I am a man-!" "Big beautiful boys, big boisterous boys. They will be in my mouth & every ones mouth & they'll say " *_oOh!_*_ I have foOd poisoning~_ "
OOoO food poisoning
Mark: "I am a MAN who owns 4 OVENS!" Amy: "What about the toster oven?: Mark: "I am a MAN who owns 5 OVENS!"
one minute earlier "how many ovens do you think I have?"
And this is why im here
Correction"I am a *MAN* who owns 4 ovens"
He also owns a kettle which is rare in America
@Zack Tracy No, most Americans seem to microwave water to boil it. Ethan doesn't seem too familiar with it either but that might just be him being Eef.
Mark: too salty yet too sweet Tyler: painfully bland Ethan: EGG
so their personalities
How is 'EGG' a personality?🤔
ThatOneEmoKid “so what are your personalities like?” “Well my friends describe me as too salty yet too sweet” “I’m just painfully bland” *”E G G”*
ThatOneEmoKid Cause he’s the best boye
Egg
The way my brain cells are formed Mark: 12% of my brain Ethan: 87% of my brain Tyler: 1%of my brain
Personally I see my self as 50% mark 49% Ethan and 1% and brain cell I’ve never use before and idk what it is probably E G G
i love how tyler saw ethan holding the flamethrower and instinctively ran away lol (14:49)
Ethan: small child Mark: older brat brother Tyler: concerned father
Stop stop you’re inspiring a fanficion
@@tylergendron7910 Too late...
..
Sir Snail oh noes
Concerned, quiet, precious father who wants safety*
Mark: I am a man who owns five ovens. Also Mark: I grew up so poor, we couldnt afford air
Five.
@@kitkatty52211 look, i commented this before he said that.
A true success story
The glow-up of centuries
Kiwi Fruit every video
Tyler: It has potential but it’s just missing something. Mark: Shockingly good for a first time, very well done. Ethan: *Egg*
"the fame and money will never get above my head" - Markiplier who owns 5 freaking Ovens
Mark: (acts like he knows everything) Tyler: (actually tries) Ethan: *H E E H O O*
opposites attract
This comment has restored my faith in humanity.
@@nateholland5365 i just lose mine more and more each day
Ethan: egg
ethan is my spirit animal
Tyler: Tries to make things taste perfect Mark: Tries to make things look perfect Ethan: OoH a KeTtLe
“Kettul”
Krettel
Hot hot soup
Egg
lmao ur so right tho
I love that their hats are exactly matched with their aprons: Mark: apron and hat too low Tyler: apron and hat just right Ethan: his apron is closer to his head than his hat is
This was hilarious, but also very painful to watch as someone who understands the chemistry of baking
We're all amazed he has five ovens. I'm amazed he nEVER NOTICED.
Mid-Knight Scribbles FIVE OVENS
I’m amazed by that fact he didn’t know what it could do!
@@lunahaddixmoon953 For reeeeal 😂💜 Esp with how much he talks about the food/cooking he loves. Gotta adore our oblivious markimoo~.
Mid-Knight Scribbles same dude same
I half expected him to burn his house down in the opening 10 seconds.
Mark: “We take things VERY seriously in this house.” Also Mark: “I aM a MaN, wHo OwNs 5 OvEnS!”
Gabriella Short no that happens all the time to me
Was he lying tho? No
@Gabriella Short I mean, he was pretty serious about the number of his ovens. XD
also mark, Ethan, and Tyler: Almost lighting themselves on fire
4:14
I love how in French 'oven' is spelled four!!! Can you imagine that in this video? "I am a man who owns FIVE fours!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣. Because that's what my brain immediately goes to!
Je suis un homme qui possède cinq fours.
@Fandoms with flawn Nice!!! I didn't think anyone would take the time to write it in French!
@@garettjohnson6978 Oui, j'ai été forcé en cours de français l'année dernière.
@Fandoms with flawn Okay, I'm extremely sorry, but can you translate that for me? I've been learning French for a bit but I don't know a whole lot. If you could tell me that in English I'd be very happy. Again, I'm so sorry.
@@garettjohnson6978 It's cool, I got forced into french class last year. The school system is weird.
14:45 mark and ethan are literal children and tyler is the older brother forced to babysit them
Ethan is literally just Linguini from Ratatouille.
Nice profile pic
Omg
Yeah nice profile pic
hahahahahahahaha
@@g5toz it's also the name of the rat from Ratatouille... I think it was a rat
Tyler:trying his best to actually make it Mark and Ethan: hehe sugar go brrr
Copy 😑
@@madz5308 shut up out of 20K comments there’s bound to be one that’s the same it’s probably just a mistake
More like: Ethan: *fire go whoosh*
No, I think it was more like Ethan: Egg go brrr Mark: salt go brrr
you just described unus annus in a comment. but tyler would be amy
Ahhh yes we got: the genuine child who has no idea what he’s doin (Ethan) The most responsible yet still not responsible (Tyler) And mark the holder o’ ovens
So in the end there was one that tasted like salt, one that tasted like egg, and one that tasted
"I am a man with five ovens!" - Mark 2019😂😂😂😂
Molly 8463 he said 4
@@Monothonk he did but then he said five
Dylan Bedard they then learned he had 5
@@sarcasticasshole4525 ya that's my point
I'm still impressed with that fact XD
A man with 5 ovens who knows very little about cooking.
Thats a perfect combo
What a sad reality this is.
Can you say over compensating~ lol
Hey, at least he knows the difference between an egg and an egg yolk… XD
Just like me. Five ovens and me, you know I burned the water and then burned part of the house
ethan's "french" accent made me feel nostaligic, scared, confused and disturbed at the same time
8:24 to 8:41 was just a whole father and son moment between mark and ethan😂
Tyler: lawful neutral Mark: chaotic good Ethan: chaotic evil
Ethan has no alignment, he is just the embodiment of chaos.
@@RealSirSnail very true
Ethan is chaotic chaos
Ethan is a gOoD bOi you cant change my mind.
@@apoliolio4568 he's chaos
Mark: wears chef hat to hide his forehead Tyler: wears it like an actual chef Ethan: wears it like a beanie because we all know deep down that all Ethan is is an edgy teen
He reminds me of linguini from ratatouille
@@sergioguerra7741 all three of them are linguinis.
With the mind of a child, case in point "heapass" "who's ready to cream" And most importantly "*Bonjour*"
so true
Sergio Guerra he does now that u say that
Mark as a child: We didn't even have an oven we had the *stone* Mark is making up for the lack of ovens he had as a child with F I V E O V E N S
does anybody else binge the makes series 2-3 times a week? just me? ok lol.
same same
Same
Same
Same.
i do too dw lol
"I am a man who owns FIVE OVENS" He sounds simultaneously ashamed and proud
His life story
That's because I'm pretty sure that, at least internally, he was proud to have the kind of money that buys 5 ovens, but knowing that nobody needs 5 ovens in their house.
@@satorukuroshiro wrong! I need five ovens. So much baking could be done 😫
I will like to 'like' but the number is 999 i dont want to ruin it
I'd say the proud part is how he was too poor to exist as a child and now he has five he didn't even realise he had or need.
“Did you pour out the wAter?? Oh it’s just clear”.-Ethan Best quote I’ve heard in a very long time
Another great quote is "who's ready to cream?!"
or “oooh a keTtLe”
No it's Kettul (in captions)
hehe 666 likes
@@ricktyson5900 "Can you crack an egg without cracking it?" 7:30
Ethan : The Egg Tyler : The Bland Barbarian Mark : The MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS!
Tyler hunched over with the lopsided hat walking back and forth to the fridge is amazing
Ethan: forgets to separate egg yolk from whites, forgets about his thing on the stove top, forgets to add vanilla Also Ethan: remembers they need to turn off the ovens
ADD/ADHD at its finest I should know lmfaooo
Also… “im going to go WASH MY HANDS as ALL good chefs SHOULD DO!” *10 minutes later* “is yolk and egg different?”
he may give himself food poisoning but at least he'll still have a house
me in a nutshell 😂
Safety before taste
Alternate title: Amy watches her three kids make dessert
Jotaro Kujo yeah, but somebody else took the name.
Jotaro Kujo I do agree.
This guy is weird ngl
Ike R Me or Mark? either or we’re both pretty weird.
Ladiesman237 the guy in the video mark I guess this is my first time watching him my friend recommended him to me
4:13 One of my favourite Markiplier lines forever: *"IIIIIII AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIIIIIVE OVENS-"*
13:54 As an Australian who usees my kettle every morning, I fucking lost it at Tyler being so clueless💀😭
He hasn't used an electric kettle. I haven't used one either
thanos: *"I am... Inevitable."* mark: *"I AM A MAN WHO OWNS* *FIVE* *O V E N S"*
Mark: I.... Am OvenMan.
*Mark snaps fingers*
Jacksepticeye: Mark...top o' the mornin' to ya...
The ovenity mitt........ Im not sorry
lol
*Gordon Ramsay wants to know your location*
How to properly clean your metal computer he’s got 4 ovens
Lmao
Did anyone else get nervous when mark Put a metal rack into a microwave
@@salty_blue_ocean2446 he's got five ovens actually
Bloody donkey
2019: *"I am a man who owns 5 ovens"* 2022: *"I am a man who owns 2 billboards"*
I think he down graded
@@codytherat5688 I think he upgraded ...I mean he has his own billboards ...just by doing KZhead ! I mean that's impressive idk a whole lot of people who can say that
14:50 I love how Tyler dashes off-screen the INSTANT he sees what Ethan is about to do
The funniest part about these cooking videos is Mark always having his food turn out ok, Ethan fucking everything up, and Tyler quietly trying his hardest while laughing at Ethan and Marks jokes.
I see nothing wrong with this comment.
ρєαcнєsゔヰギ what?
@@Parsilokita exactly.
Me:succeeds
The pretzel one Mark got in last place and Ethan got second. It looked pretty good to.
Omg you guys are adorable! Also nice oven mitts 👀👨🏻🍳👨🏻🍳👨🏻🍳
Hi Ro!! 😊
ROOOO
You should bake with all three of them Ro!!
Hi Ro!! ❤️
Rosanna!
24:02, marks arm!
Tyler constantly forgetting the oven situation is a whole mood
Mark: salt Ethan: egg Tyler: taste
-A chart- THE chart of wrongness
hello Sanders Sides you cannot hide from me Oh also L is for the way you look at me O is for the only one I see V is very very extraordinary Egg
@@inactive2909 😂😂😂
Oh hey
But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredients to the concoction-- Chemical X
"I AM A MAN WHO OWNS *_F I V E O V E N S_* " "I'll make muffins! ... _do these r i s e..?_ I'll make muffins!"
What are you gonna make? *M U F F I N S*
M U F F I N S
11:57 is my favorite part of this vid, no questions asked
21:36 Ethna is so wholesome oml😭
*I AM A MAN, WHO OWNS 5 OVENS!!*
good job you can quote good!
That's debatable.
Weird flex but ok
Weird flex but ok
Caēsÿ hmmmm Gacha everywhere but this time is famous it’s French oven idiot
"It Tastes" best description of anything I've ever heard on this channel
It makes sense but it doesn’t 😂
The funny thing is when you want to say something tastes good in german you can say "es schmeckt" and theoretically it translates to "it tastes" xD
Ya know?
”It Tastes”, is the best description for all food. AmIRight?
-oop didn't mean to dislike your comment, sorry bean!
“I am a man that owns five ovens” is my favorite quote ever from anything
At random times in life, "I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS" will pop into my head and I laugh like a loon so good work fellas
Ethan -- Has apron pulled up to his chin Mark -- Has apron below his chest Tyler -- Actually wearing the apron like a normal person Honestly, this is some kinda Goldilocks shit
Honestly!
Yeah but Ethan does look pretty adorable
@@keelygallagher9382 true
So put Mark and Tyler's Creme Brulee together to make it just right?
EmyRen9 just noticed that
I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS
Not only are you a man with 5 ovens but you are a man of wisdom
I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 7 OVENS
I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 666 OVENS
I only own 69. Sniff.
I don't even got a microwave
Mark: slowly going insane Ethan: watching and enjoying the chaos mark is mostly reponcable for Tyler: is there in the back trying not to get hit in the crossfire (or die via 1/6 of marks ovens going kaboom boom)
For a short explanation on why the Creme Brulee needs boiling water when it goes in the oven is because it needs to go through a Bain Marie so that it doesn't end up cracking and the eggs don't curdle and such supposedly
From sitting on a stone to owning 5 ovens Mark has gone far
Ahead of your time...
Sam Fink-Jensen ?
you forgot not being able to afford air LMAO
@@FatedDestiny and fingers. XD
buttstone
“Fame makes people crazy.” Actors: *Does drugs.* KZheadrs: *Makes videos about having 5 ovens.*
Sounds like the saying is true. But I'd use Mark learning pole dancing as the video example. XD Or Moo
... does Ro or Mark have more ovens? Cause ONE of them I’d expect to have 5 🤣
That saying is true af 😂
@@Sunny-ot1vo Legend says her house is MADE of ovens.
I love watching Ethan’s zoom zoom brain with the lighters, like when he put the bottom of both of them together, because as someone with ADHD, I know exactly what his mind is feeling with stuff like that.
"Have you never boiled water before??" "Well noone watches it!" Is somehow unironically hilarious-
These kinds of videos are always just Mark and Ethan fucking around and then Tyler in the background actually trying
@@Pinkgiraffee That's why we love him
Pretty much sums up the markiplier makes series
M: GET YER HANDS OFF MY KETTLE T: THEYRE CLEAN I WASHED THEM!
That’s what I keep saying!!
This is why I love them so much tbh
I love how their aprons are all at drastically different heights
😭
And marks is the shortest 😂
First thing I noticed 😭
Omfg I never noticed that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just realized yeah they are
Step 1: identify your ovens Step 2: boast about said ovens Step 3: profit
18:20 I think this was one of the moments Mark and Ethan realized they had really good comedic chemistry 😂
Ethan: The Reckless one Tyler: The Excessively Safe one Mark: The perfect mix of the two
@grace the medic main I have now added this to my vocabulary, gratitude
How is Tyler safe? He didnt pull out a minute early
Mark: The one who owns 5 ovens
Except this is S A L T.
mark is the conspiracy man, he always looks for the creative solution, to an excessive amount
5:21 Look at the aprons.. Mark: too low Ethan: too up Tyler: *p e r f e c t*
Balanced just like how everything should be
lmao, its the same thing with their hats. mark: no hair ethan: h a i r y tyler: *p e r f e c t*
@@whomstdve4743 omg ur right lmao
No Mark has suspenders not an apron idk what you’re talking about
"too up" for ethan, because he just doesnt fit in the same square as grammar, amiright?
I swear, these three are an eye-poke and a head-thump away from being the modern Three Stooges 😂
I came across the thought of making my own crème brûlée after watching a quick clip of a markiplier makes funny compilation. After getting the stuff I turned in the video and baked with them. I told myself not to be like Ethan and put in the whole egg, I did it anyways. I knew I only had milk and would need to put it in longer, my dad made me take it out about an hour after putting in in and came out only half way cooked. Decided it was fine and put sugar on top anyways just for me to realize the torch was not in my house and the lighter was too weak to caramelize the sugar. It turned out to be a lumpy, light yellow blob. But it tasted really good.💀💀
"Mix egg YOLK with sugar" Ethan: Cracks two whole eggs
lol
Ok but like Tyler wearing the hat like a real chef, Mark wearing it like a normal hat, Ethan being an edgy teen wearing it like a beanie 😂
See also: their aprons
@@acisme6442 eef wearing it like a mom, tyler wearing it correctly, and mark wearing it like an old man
So Tyler is doing both his apron and hat right, but Ethan and Mark are both just incorrect
@@acuriousrobot1375 that seems to be a reoccurring theme in these videos
It reminds me of Naruto where the teachers trying to teach everyone how to wear their bandanas correctly and Sakura is wearing it as a headband and Kakashi is wearing it over his eye
Hey, serious tip: don’t ever do what Ethan did with the hairspray. The fire can climb up the stream and explode the can in your hands.
i love the mark: YOU GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF MY WATER tyler: THEY'RE CLEAN I JUST WASHED THEM