How's it going Dazzlers? Welcome BACK to Daz Games and we're back with another horror game! The Mortuary Assistant, it's back and it's fully released, you've all wanted me to come back and play it again so here we are. Let's play the game!
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Just the moment where he’s like : “Let’s go touch a dead person” (to the body) “Hi!” The doctor: “Rebecca-..” Daz : *SHRIEKS*
I've replayed it so many times, I've got tears in my eyes from laughing too much🤣🤣
I found this commet when this sene happened so I loved this almost choking on my chips :'D
@@kinmaster2843 oh my goodness i almost sent you to be Daz’s next cadaver i am so sorry
frrr XD like this is straight up nostalgia for me tbh
4:30
Can we appreciate Daz for who he is? His first scream was to a general greeting, and we love him all for it.
4:33
Ok comment solely designed for likes and attention...
@@dustyrose192 💀
No. He believes the myth that Men are paid more than Women for the same work and its been debunked numerous times
@@wayneanderton4953 Yeah that one bothered me too. He hangs around too many lefties.
29:22 I can always appreciate a horror game protagonist whose entirely rational response to this sort of thing is "NOPE! New job!"
🤣🤣🤣
Demon: *crawls up the wall* Daz: "I have a piece of paper."
Daz: draining body Also daz: *slowly eating pringles*
two seconds later: BLACK MAN!
And coke
15:13
he be like no one wil see me then "Slowly eating pringles BUT DAZ MAKE ANOTHER VIDEO PLEASE
@@wesleychitty708 *figure
rebecca: theres someone outside the mortuary! daz: no theres not *checks* also daz: yes there is!
Lmao ROGER!!!!
22:30
lol
O haha so funi
PLSHAHA
Raymond: Rebecca, you're right on time- Daz: *screams* That part had me rolling on the floor laughing
fr
what time was it ?
ahh 4:35
This game reminds me of my mom and my great grandad (both morticians), they said they always felt bad seeing bodies being half hazardly taken care of so they’d “talk” to the person. I think it was just like “Hi, sorry this happened but you’re gonna be ok with me here. We’ll get you all ready so you can rest”. Just always felt very sweet and genuine
@Fixerupper I was thinking of that, too! 😂
That's so sweet. 🥺🥺🥺
cryinggg 😭 that’s so sweet
I try to do that as much as possible, to give them the respect they're due
@@erinbennett2873 thank you for honoring those people like you do ❤
Daz: *Repeatedly calls Raymond "Roger" only to hear on the phone his name is Raymond* Also Daz: *Continues to call him "Roger"*
Ha
Roger is a way better name anyway
@@ArthurCowboy06 Haha, true dat
@@ArthurCowboy06 Roger that
fr 😂
"I'm walking around with a parking ticket trying to fight the devil" Somehow I feel that statement in my bones
Which timestamps is that again?
@@givinguponlife8943 41:26
I straight-up snorted at that line. 🤣🤣
Daz: “Are you paid to just warm the chairs here?” 2 seconds later: “ yøû’łl dįë hęrê” Daz: What the fuçk did you just say?-
Daz: who wouldn’t hire me strong, confident, calm. Also Daz the whole time: AAAaaaaaAaAa
Raymond: How about you leave, I'll take it from here . Rebecca: Are you sure? Daz: already at the door🤣
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😭😭😭
Fun fact: you can actually leave the building whenever! Except demonic voices will lead you back to the mortuary. There's also a locked basement hatch that in some cases will appear inside the building and lead you down. There are a lot of secrets and components that are added in the game each time you play: and a lot of them are tiny notices that you've replayed ;) this game certainly has a lot of details, and props to the developer of this game for adding them all in. One of my faves so far: the atmosphere, the game itself, everything!
this comment is underrated i would be out of there so fast you would hear SHES A RUNNER SHES A TRACKSTAR 🏃♀💨
The Texas Chain Saw masacre game is supposed to be that good too
@Jaheim Hoilett wym chill? 😂 don’t read it
Developer* Just one guy made it.
There also is an ending if you leave immediately after the first weird thing. But I'm not sure if you have to do it before or after the tutorial. I'm guessing after but I have never played it before. But if you're trying to get all the endings this one's easy!
He NEEDS to play for other endings. There are SO many jump scares and new things that happen every night that I really wanna see him do
I agree but in the words of Daz...."NOPE"
Roger: "Don't answer the phone it can be manipulated" Daz: *awnsers the phone with no hesitation*
*Raymond*
I think Daz just gets so stressed out that he forgets. 😂
@@emmavr2180 ITS ROGER 😡
Daz: "Stay dead!!" Also Daz: "gonna put some Gatorade in there might bring her back to life"
daz: "slide him in like a subway footlong." me: **literally eating subway while watching this** _"wait a damn minute-"_
Literally my reaction
I DID THE SAME THING LMFAO
why are so many people eating subway 😭
@@Immy_lizzyyyy i have no idea 😭 it was literally the first time i’ve had it in years too and i was watching that shi like ????
@@bellakasdalis7700 HAHA 😭
"walking around with a parking ticket trying to fight the devil" I LOST IT LMFAOOOOO
"doors aggressivity banging" Daz: "HEY STOP THAT SH$t"
I laughed at that one.
He sounded like a mom yelling at his kids lmao
@@abigailgriffin4646Omg yes I lost it when that was happening lol.
jumpscare list! 7:50 window shuts 8:50 a whisper saying: ‘you’ll die here.’ 13:13 loud noise 15:35 dark figure 18:17 door shuts 18:47 woman’s eyes open wide and makes a strange face 22:11 strange sound 22:33 figure outside 28:13 lights flicker 29:08 lights go out 29:17 body appears 29:34 whispering 32:07 cupboards open 32:57 a bang, lights flicker, footsteps, crying 33:29 coffin flies back 33:39 screaming coming from a coffin 35:49 a symbol appears 36:03 bell rings, front door opens 37:12 lights flicker 37:53 weird noise, person in the hallway, hallway lights turn off 40:21 shadow in hallway 40:44 whispering 41:05 somebody walks past the window 42:03 lights flicker, blood on the floor 43:09 someone sneezes, falls onto the ground and gets pulled into the water 45:14 door shuts 45:39 guy is possessed 46:04 a woman runs at you 46:48 door starts banging 46:59 a silhouette in the hallway 47:11 attack 48:09 tripped over 50:06 woman crawls towards you 51:54 door opens 52:07 woman is talking 52:20 woman closes the door and continues talking 52:50 lights turn off 52:52 woman lunges at you 53:33 woman talks to you 54:27 hallway lights turn off and on and the woman gets closer to you 54:42 woman runs out 54:53 you get attacked 56:16 incinerator exploded, a demon crawls out and proceeds to get sucked back in
Thx for making this
@@TheRoseWings_ no worries!
Life saver
Very much appreciated🙏🏼
THIS TOOK ME FOREVER TO FIND TYSM
I love how when Raymond said “learn their names” we both said valak at the same time.
Goofy Pfp
@@patrickbateman5699 you right
Patrick Bateman You have no room to talk, look at your videos
@@CoffeeTastic1 bro you got none
@@Misterrizz you dont either 💀
Daz: "no what where there's no one outside 🤨" Also Daz when seeing vecna: "YES THERE IS ROGER!!! 😱"
Not Vecna 😰
Vecna is from Dungeons & Dragons. ...and Stranger Things, but we don't talk about that
Daz is currently helping me recover from a heroin addiction, i’ve certainly lived a lot of horrors in my life, this whole year has been halloween before october. Thank you Daz for your positivity!!!
I'm so glad your doing better
@@n.nobraincells Thank you that means a lot, I am in my 20’s and been watchin Daz since I was 15, I think it’s an understatement to say Daz has changed tons of lives with his amazing videos
@@johnriley3918 of course! And yes, he definitely has. I've been dealing with the Loss of my mom and it's helped so much. I'm really glad you've recovered though!
@@n.nobraincells Im so so so sorry for your loss, thats horrible, but you are really strong, and anyone who leaves this world hasnt gone anywhere, they are always right by your side supporting you in spirit, remember that. Life isnt easy, its one challenge after the next, im in my 20’s and I feel like im a lot older after my experiences. All the best to you 🙌🏻🙌🏻
@@jessicagr9836 Thank you so so much for your support, I support you too, whatever you have been through, I hope you can get through it or have been through and are doing much better, we all deserve a normal life without being a slave to a substance, thank you for your words!! Much love
"fuck you Rodger" I laughed so hard almost pissed myself thanks Daz
samee 😂
@@Instabruh.User.. get help
@Instagram User WTF
Roger: Well sometimes, casually, spirits walk through and it's like, completely normal. Daz: FUCK YOU ROGER!!! I love it here.
"YEAH SLIDE HIM IN LIKE A SUBWAY FOOT LONG!!" daz really loves his subway foor long-
The ending made me realize that this game is a metaphor for fighting addiction. It is very well done.
Yeah, like Fran Bow, it ends with a sense of hope. I love that!
roger: ''ill take over'' Daz:''YEP'' Rebecca: ''you sure?'' Daz: ''YEP''
4mins and 30 secs into the game... DAZ: Alright lets go touch a dead body *enters the room* HELLO Professor: Rebecca- DAZ: *Screams for dear life* 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that made my whole day better thanks Daz💜💜💜💜
That was hilarious lol, I had to replay that scene like, 5 times over because it was too funny!
I’d been feeling miserable all day and that made me genuinely laugh 😂 I was waiting to see how he’d react to that
Daz: concentrating on what he needs Also Daz: what tv is that? Also Daz: eats Pringles slowly
‘Don’t answer the phone, they can be manipulated.’ *Phone rings* *Daz immediately answers it*
Jumpscare list (No one else did one so I had to take one for the team) 7:50 window shuts 8:50 whisper ‘you’ll die here’ 13:13 loud noise 15:35 dark figure 18:17 door shuts 18:47 woman’s eyes open and face goes weird 22:11 sound 22:33 person outside 28:13 lights flicker 29:08 lights go off 29:17 body appears 29:34 whispering 32:07 cabinets are open 32:57 bang, lights flicker, footsteps, crying 33:39 screaming in coffin 33:20 coffin flies back 35:49 symbol appears 36:03 bell rings, front doors open 37:12 lights flicker 37:53 weird noise, person in hallway, hallway lights turn off 40:21 shadow in hallway 40:44 whispering 41:05 person walking past window 42:03 lights flicker, blood on floor 43:09 guy sneezes and falls on ground, gets pulled into water 45:14 door shuts 45:39 guy is possessed 46:04 woman in hallway runs at you 46:48 doors start banging 46:59 silhouette in hallway 47:11 attacked I think 48:09 tripped I think? 50:06 woman crawls at you 51:54 door opens 52:07 woman is talking 52:20 woman shuts door and talks to you 52:50 lights turn off 52:52 woman lunges at you 53:33 woman talks to you 54:27 hallway lights turn off and on and woman getting closer 54:42 woman runs out 54:53 you get attacked? 56:16 incinerator explodes,demon crawls out, gets sucked back in You’re welcome 😌
the real mvp! thank you 😅
Omg thanks, I don't like jumpscares at ALL!
Tysm!!!
Thank you!!!
Thankyou for doing what i was to scared to lol
"SLIDE HIM IN LIKE A SUBWAY FOOT LONG" Had me in bits
I love how he didn’t even let the dialogue finish in the beginning he just left 😂
“why don’t you go ahead and head out?” ZOOOOOOOOOM 😂😂 didn’t have to tell him twice!
weeks later and I still start screaming "ROGER?!" at every minor inconvenience
🤣🤣🤣
*Rebecca wheeling female body out* “Alright, let’s check you out” Daz: “I already am”👀😎
22:30 “there’s no one outside YES THERE IS” 😂😂😂
Pfft it’s so funny when he does that 😂
"ROGER! ROGEeER!!!"
"The second you wake up im gonna FLatten you" had me rolling😂😂😂
*walks up to dead body* Daz: Hi!! Doctor: Rebecca- Daz: AHHH LMAO
Ikr Rodger needs to stop with the jump scares
"Let me read your palm, this bitch in the future will not move" best quote in the whole game
DAZ: * plays horror game * Daz screams his lungs out Plays another horror game
He does it for us mans sacrificing his lungs for us 😔
@@andriel64 sweet sweet man isn't he
@@hakzdkhar8751 yes hes very sweet😊
"Don't awnser phone calls you can't trust them." Daz at 41:30 awnsering a phone call:
Daz walks into a dead guys room: HIIIII also daz: who says hi in a dead guys room
I always love seeing these videos. And I can’t wait to see Daz totally destroy Andrew Tate 😂
Samee
who isnt lmaooo
bro what are these links 😭😂
wym destroy andrew tate?
Omg yes
Daz: “Hiiii!!!!!” Dude: “Rebecca” Daz: “AAAHHHHHHH!!!!”
Daz: *draining body* Black figure: *walks past doorway* Daz: *starts screaming*
girl running crooked at daz. "that was the sexy one" had me dying
Can we all take a moment of silence to worship Daz for making videos for us
Yes all hall daz all hall daz
K👌🏿
BOTS EVERYWHERE
@@infinityzer054 FR
I can’t worship him but I can watch him
If daz was in a real life horror movie he would be the one who would save everyone but also be the first person to run and let everyone else die 😂
Daz saying “I have a piece of paper” at 40:32 was HILARIOUS to me for no reason😂
I want him to do more of this so much. Especially the basement ending I think hed have me crying with laughter
DAZ YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY YOU MADE ME BY PLAYING THE COMPLETE VERSION OF MORTUARY ASSISTANT 😭❤️
I’ve been waiting so long😭
He didn't play the full game
@Willy on Wheels LOL WTF
@@bbokgomu5422 Gotta love bots
Daz: I'm never working here again Also Daz: Pineapple, more like fineapple.
Daz: oh no it’s gonna make me take drugs isn’t it? Also daz: alright let’s do this
Demon: turns lights off Daz: closes door.
Daz: *looks at the check board* Also Daz: “Head, Shoulders, Knees and toes 😂”
12:15 Yes! I actually want to be a mortician and I landed some lucky work experience at a funeral directors, I was able to go into the mortuary and the caps are small, eye shaped plastic covers with plastic, spike cutouts sticking up in it to keep the eyes shut! Very cool honestly!
How did u get the work experience
@@KennethU I contacted the funeral directors through my school email and then I called them when I got a response. I was told I would be going to two different branches through the week and the one I spent the most time at just happened to have their mortuary connected to the building so I got a small tour while no bodies were present due to me being under 18.
I think I've watched this about 5 times now, never gets old.
Same it never gets old does it
Same here y'all, binge watching like a boss lol hell yeah.
So true😂
I love the part where Daz couldn’t see the person at the door and runs to the door and screams when he does see them😂❤
Daz, you should try playing more when youre less busy. You got extremely unlucky and missed pretty much all of the jumpscares and cutscenes. Each playthrough has randomly generated scares so playing it the once means you'll miss so much
"Not like she's gonna yawn at the funeral." -me, knowing that some bodies have risen up and let out horrifying groaning noises after death because hoomans full of gas.
That’s terrifying
no like in real life...
@@isabelvroom That's one of the least scary things I've had happen when working on a body too! Gotta tie up their shoelaces in case a demon got them.
@@Melonlordrinrei wha- o.o
@@Yvonne_Smeagol Archaeologists sometimes work in morgues and the things you see... there's a reason we're like THAT in the movies
Daz running away before the scene even finished is one of the best things ever! 🤣
4:30 The way Daz just ironically says "Let's Touch a dead person" then gets scared outta nowhere and screams straight after makes it a total movie classic + Funny as F 🤣🤣😂
Watched Jack's playthrough. Watched Mark's playthrough. Now onto Daz's
Same XD
Same lol love all of them especially daz's reactions
Coryxkenshin, then crankgameplays
I started with Jack and stumbled upon Daz, Mark is next 😈
Started with mark, now watching daz and then sean:)
Glad to see not just two but three of my favorite KZheadrs playing this game! 🤩(Daz, Markiplier, and Jacksepticeye) ”You know you probably get paid more, ‘cause you’re a man, but I’m doing all the work. Just saying 😒.” 🤣
@@Instabruh.User.. bro what 💀
@@Instabruh.User.. excuse me-
@@Instabruh.User.. 💀💀💀
@@Instabruh.User.. what?
Yes! I was buzzing to see that Daz has also played it too!
Daz: “Who say hi in a dead persons room?” Also Daz two seconds earlier: “Hi! 😃”
"go on home" Daz legit went "don't gotta tell me twice", made me laugh so hard
I absolutely can't wait to see Daz tear Andrew Tate to pieces. Hes a seriously icky dude and deserves the criticism he gets. Great work Daz :)
What times the vid
Andrew Tate is a giant double standard
I agree Andrew tate is very stupid and idiotic but some of his points he's made like racism are actually good points
Cant wait to see u guys cry when he does fuck all😂
Aint gonna happen
Daz being scared is so priceless
Ik I love him so much lol 😂
@@Instabruh.User.. wtf bot
Daz: gets scared Also Daz: “I have this paper!”
Daz: “I’m doing a good job!” “What?” “Oh wait no I’m not I need to get the paper 😂 Daz dieing of laughter lol
I'd list all the jumpscares but honestly this whole game is a jumpscare
Fr 😭
“We’re going after Andrew tate” I STAND WITH DAZ
Same
22:27 The realization after approaching the door is killing me! LMAO
“Rebecca” Daz: Aaaaaargghhh! Omg I’m wheezing 🤣🤣🤣😭😭
“Danm I didn’t know the character was so hot.” Like straight out of a Lara Croft game
"you know youre probably getting paid more than me because your a man but im doing all the work" i love daz so much!
I was looking for someone to transcript that hahahaha
I love how Daz says "stay dead" to a body thinking it's going to hear him
Gotta love how Daz is draining blood from a dead body, and eating chips 🤣 *WARNING! DON'T EAT AND WATCH AT THE SAME TIME* Love you Daz
Roger:”don’t die here” Daz:”CREEPY BITCH”
worse he said “you’ll die here”
Why is nobody talking about the beginning when the guy says “Hi Rebecca” and Daz screams 😭😭
"HaY MmH, ReBecCa, We can spend alot of time in here😏 Washing our hands😏" That caught me so dead😂😭💀
Daz: “time to go touch a dead person” *REBECCA* Daz: “AÙGGGHHH” 💀
An hour of daz is the best thing of my day
I agree 🥰
😝👏
He said go home Roger, I'm here now😂
Yes yea yep
"Holy shitting black man" got me laughing so hard
"left arm MOLEH MOLEH" had me wheezing
Watching Daz playing horror games are legitimately my antidepressants ✋😭 also I can't wait to see Daz react to Andrew Tate it'll be hilarious 😭
Thankyou random KZhead person for reminding me to take my meds 👍
40:40 I’d be at the McDonald’s drive thru killed me 😂
Daz’ manic laugh everytime he picks up the right shi is hilarious
your videos are so comforting i fall asleep listening to them at night and i watch them all day on weekends :) school is very stressful for me but you just make it so much better 💝
Daz is the human definition of "Ask and you shall recieve."
You have no idea how excited I am for this. Bing it on!
Sameeeee
Yuppp
same its probably bad but more excited than christmas although i am a fully grown adult of 20 years of age so that might be why
@@redcloud4741 💯😝
That whole "hi" interaction was gold
Please, please play this to get one of the other endings. This video makes me laugh every damn time, and I'd love to see Daz react to the other endings. Thanks for the laughs Daz. ❤️ Daz's reactions to 'Roger' are just hysterical 😂😂
the stress eating because he has to go back by himself has me dying 😭
Daz:"you not even writing anything...look! Go home Roger" Me:"I'm sure he's just having a stroke, he'll be fine"
Not even 5 minutes in and Daz screams at a greeting 4:33
Honestly daz you're the dad i wish i had and still do, coming from a 17 year old i hope this means something to you, you've always been a safe spot for me and for many many years i always felt safe watching your videos. Even tho I'm from the middle east i hope one day I'll be able to meet you, just to say hi. Sending love to you and your family ❤️, i hope they know your worth.
4:32, I watched this at least 20 times, and I wish I was joking. Shit had me dead💀😭
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