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One of the many more iconic Daz lines... "It's beginning to look like FUCK THIS"
we all need a poster of random daz quotes ngl
Lmao 😂😂😂
I saw this as soon as he said it 😂😂😂
10:25 ;)
@@thegeorgianpeaches best idea ever I need it
Watching Daz get progressively angrier at Joyce is the funniest thing ever.
Fr
Well that’s marriage for you lol
I wonder if he's still gonna propose to Joyce lmao
True
@ 💅Emily💅😂😂😂😂😂
ARE WE GOING TO IGNORE THE FACT DAZ YELLED HANDJOB WHEN HE GOT SCARED LMAOOOO
28.00
27:53
30:18 “ don’t go anywhere I will be right back “ Daz: “ I’m gonna go find a lawyer “
I PEED MY SELF RIGHT THERE!!😭😭😭😂
NAH WHEN SHE CLIMBED INTO THE VENT NYEWWWWWWW
My favorite line in Daz's career: "It's beginning to look a lot like fuCK THIIIS!"
i was waiting to see if someone else was gone say something 😂
Fr
that and “tis the season to shit your pants” 😂
I saw this first then started laughing because he said it. 😂 I woke up my grandma who was taking a nap.
“I ain’t putting the ring on that no way!” 😂😂😂😂
The fact that there isn’t yet a jumpscare list makes me progressively on edge
there still isnt and it makes me UNCOMFY
It's kinda like granny there are different or a variety of ways she jump scares
Well lucky you but I am scared
there's too many that's why lol
there was about 8 jumpscares
Daz is like a history teacher,he shows you every good and bad horror game that exists
Nah he is a maths teacher he gives you sums and math questions to never sleeping again
27:58 Daz: My daughter's room is opposite my office. She must question the things I shout, she must. Sarah: *hears Daz shouting the most randomist things* Oh he must be playing a horror game again Dazzlers:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol!
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
😂
daz: *talks about wanting to see a swimsuit pic* also daz: "... is that a mojito?"
it’s so funny ngl
Daz and Kang Sae Byeok: *mOjItO?* xD
He said NyEeUuEh
Spooky Christmas lights and crazy b!tches
You know true fear is when you can’t find a jump scare list
There’s a Jumpscare list right under this lol
Fr tho
Wait I found it I’m dumb lmao
not gonna lie it was so scary trying to find it
@@bangpowboomy only you can see it
“TIS THE SEASON TO GET MARRRRIED TO A GIRL WHO DOSENT PAY HER TAXES” Had my head rick rolled
Like every woman
10:27 "It's beginning to look a lot like *FUCK THISSS*" Shit had me dead
Daz is so real for that 😂
I love how he is so chill now, its almost not like he just went through eternal pain and suffering on a deserted Island in Malaysia LOL, luv u Daz, ur the best ❤
@Dan Southwell k.
eternal pain and suffering because he was with Dave. lol jk
Init
eternal pain 🤣
@Dan Southwell no because you’ve commented the same thing about other KZheadrs doing that so your lying
Daz: AHHHHHHH, HAND JOB Sarah: *sigh* here we go again
I literally died at that part 😂
Yo that's Abit sus there bud
I really love the dog, and dog father moment. Very wholesome. Daz is an amazing, funny, charming, an horror expert! He always gives me a good laugh, and he always... ALWAYS makes me feel better.
15:45 *crazy bitches in deep voice* had me dyeing this man is a comedian at its finest 🎉
daz : "Get out, now!" Also Daz : *Proceeds to explore the house*
💀😭😭
“I don’t need pain away I need more than that I need bitch away”😭😭😭
That line was so funny 😭
@@silas537 along with “It’s beginning to look a lot like F*CK THISSS” 😭😭😂
the funniest lines i heard from daz on this video was "It's starting to look a lot like fUCK THIS!" "IT'S PEEKABOO" 😂
watching daz get progressively angrier at Joyce so funny
word for word
L
"Oh God she nearly fell, the gentleman in me wanted to catch her" he's such a gem
Time stamp?
@@Sammcole4170 25:25
17:35 pain away do you have any b**** away had me dead
Love how i read this at the exact same moment he said it 😂
Favorite Daz quote of the day "Those white shoes don't go with that dress." As he was hiding from her, I laughed a lot!
He said " it beginning to look a lot like--FACK THISSSSSSS"
"We all do bad DEEEYEWHY!" 34:14
“HoNEy I BouGHt YoU a RiNg, A NiCe, SHIny RiNg,”said Daz😂
i love horror games like this. not too much mystery quests to do and straight to the point.
wait so is joyce the crazy ex??? this game is so confusing
@@oliviasepterno she is his wife I think and she is another person who isn’t human
20:31 it’s probably one of the most memorable quotes from Daz’s “ the one thing that I hate most in life is peekaboo”
Just got to that part and now I fucking agree😭😭
Bro that bit scared me loll
Bro I screamed lol
i was at 20:32 when i read this comment and was dying😂
“It’s beginning to look a lot like - FUCK THIS”
Love how Daz thought she was crazy Not when she said 'don't make me hurt you' Or chased him down in the dark But when he saw her white shoes with her black dress
😅 the combination though-
I would also think someone was crazy if they wore black shoes and a white dress
I mean like who wouldn't find that crazy
53:30 "Oh, that's romantic" "You bastard." "Okay 😕"
13:13 had me rolling the "im divorced"
"IT'S PEEKABOO" that will be on daz grave stone
Yes omg😁
@Dan Southwell no he didn’t
hell yah
Only if sick is the good meaning 👍
@Dan Southwell no need 2 lie
I love when Daz gets jumpscared he doesn’t stop his sentence he just screams it louder.
mr clean can i get a jelly bean
D I Y!!!
And he said madly She's not my wife and looks for a spray to get rid of her ex
And he'll say the weirdest shit like "JUMPING FUCKING AMISH"
When she poked her head into the pantry you were in Istg I jumped so bad 😭😭😂
39:55 "Why're you walking at a gnat's speed?" 😭😭
I love it when Daz doesn’t get to finish a sentence because of a jump scare so he shouts the last part🤣
"must've been her personality because she was NOT a looker" probably the most relaxed daz was through out the entire game..
My favorite parts 8:06 "fuck i am marrying her now, she put the milk out and everything." 8:31 "TIS THE SEASON TO GET MARRIED TO A GIRL WHO DOESN'T PAY HER TAXESSS!" 9:10 "tis the season to shit your pants..." 10:24 "its beginging to look a lot like FUCK THIS, OH MY GOD!" 11:24 'sus noises' "Honey, i brought you a ring.." 11:46 "Now its 100% Jeremy Kyle." 12:21 'questions his mental health' 12:47 'Cracking noise' "Is that jingle bells?" 13:17 'Honey are you there?' "IM DIVORCED!" 15:54 "Oh, she looks great- ASSSSSSSS!" (idk what he said) 17:00 "She's worried? Im worried!" 18:29 'sweetie? Where are you?' "Im on tinder looking for something better." 20:35 "ITS PEEKABOO!" 24:42 'Why are you hiding?' "Because your a crazy ass BITCH!"
I can just imagine daz as a pharmacist in 10 yrs saying: “Get your bitjaway here! Keeps all your psychotic ex’s away!”
"It's beginning to look a lot like f*ck this!" was my favorite part about this video but can we also appreciate his amazing singing?!
Fr
It’s beginning to look a lot like ✨𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 ✨
OH MI GAWD
@@nicholasthompson6267daz what I'm sayinnn
that was really funny
Best quote ever from Daz, that’s the new version of the song
𝒯𝒽𝒾𝓈
i love the way daz got more mad and mad at joyce gets me everytime, hes such a fun person to watch LOLL
Daz:its all about the bathing suit Also Daz:Is that a mojito
I love how concered Daz is for the characters mental state ☠
Lmaoo yeah
😂
I love that hes having a conversation with himself all the time, makes the video so much better 😂
He doeisnt have a conversation with himself he is talking to us
@@nadie_gustas if you watched the whole video he aint talking to "us", hes talking to himself infront of hes computer, with hes mic and his cam and since hes awesome show us stuff he records. Your comment would work if it was LIVE tho PEACE
The vast array of weird noises Daz makes just gets weirder and funnier as the vid goes on I love it
"Right okay stage 4 clinger" that killed me 😭
“There’s one thing I hate in life and it’s PEEKABOOO!” I jumped out of my skin with that one 😂
I just saw that bit and shat myselff
My heart :,)
Bro I laughed my soul out after it almost lefty body at that part 🤣🤣🤣
20:30 timestamp lol
Literally same
The conversing conversation between Daz and Joyce is absolutely hilarious. 😂
fr she be pissin me off💀
The bit where daz said "I actually dated a girl like this" man I'm dead🤣
44:58 I DONT THINK ILL EVER RECOVER FROM THAT OMG I SCREAMED SO LOUD
The day that Sarah cones from behind and scares her dad.... I will die of laughter!!!!
And dad will die of heart attack
Daz comes back from a 2 week survival to be greeted by a horror game 🤣
Lol😂
Lol😂😂😂😂
@Dan Southwell cap
@@dansouthwell6557 Yes and apparently Mr beast commented on it too according to your other bot comments
2 day survival
It'd be creepier if they made the AI able to know where you're hiding if there's a drawer or cabinet nearby you left open so you have to remember to close them before hiding.
Scare List: **Quote of the Day: "I'm gunna propose to the fucking drainpipe if you keep it up" 8:40 distant shadow -> 8:49 shadow moves {minor} 9:15 phone dings {minor} 9:43 light flickers - dark screen {minor} 10:26 woman standing in dark corridor {medium} 11:35 tv turns on {minor} {MAJOR} 13:12 heartbeat starts ->14:35 woman leaves 14:45 Daz leaves the room, woman is seen -> 14:53 new room {minor} {MAJOR} 15:55 door and wall move back 16:06 door moves back again {mediocre} {mediocre/major} 17:03 blue screen {MAJOR} 18:15 bang -> 18:50 woman leaves 20:10 -> 20:14 woman seen {minor} {mediocre/major} 20:35 woman pokes out head from door 20:41 "honey, don't make me hurt you" {mediocre} 21:10 woman seen {minor} 21:25 Daz follows her -> 21:35 new room {minor} {mediocre/major} 22:10 "huh" -> 22:40 woman leaves 22:51 woman seen {mediocre} {mediocre/major} 24:06 chain broken -> 24:45 woman leaves 26:50 light shines on table {minor} 27:19 room moves closer {mediocre} {MAJOR} 27:50 hand pops out from door {MAJOR} 29:30 something in the dark -> 30:25 crawls out through vent 31:15 sudden call {minor} 33:00 something drags across the room {mediocre} 33:39 sudden noise {minor} 33:48 bang bang bang {minor} 33:56 bookshelf falls over {minor} {MAJOR} 34:14 woman pops up -> 34:24 leaves 34:50 woman comes out from vent {minor} 35:30 dead body {mediocre} {MAJOR} 36:48 scream -> 37:00 chase ends 38:05 dead body {mediocre} {MAJOR} 38:12 woman comes -> 38:57 scream -> 39:35 hand comes out of the vent -> 39:50 chase ends {major/mediocre} 41:54 hand pops out from under drawer 43:30 distant screaming and shooting -> 43:45 shooting ends {mediocre} 43:50 unexpected call and dead body hanging out of a window {minor} {MAJOR} 44:57 woman screams and comes out from door 47:15 woman peeks into room {minor/mediocre} 48:09 woman checks room {minor} 49:59 noise heard {minor} 51:11 crying from woman {minor} 52:30 dead body {VIOLENT/mediocre} 54:09 door opens and someone standing there -> 54:30 shooting and fire ends {VIOLENT/mediocre} 57:22 fire and shooting -> 58:37 woman is shot and killed ~~ THE END ~~ Have a wonderful day :) Happy Holidays!!
I have major anxiety, and I've never been so grateful for kind people like you in this world. Have a merry Christmas.
you deserve the world
You are doing gods work rn, the way I jumped when she came out of the door 😭😭😭😭
@@darianbeasleyy if u have anxiety which u prob dont have why are u watching horror game gameplays
@@bloodstaineddeer why are you questioning people?
I really liked how Daz put his own spin on all these classic Christmas Carols and made them apply a lot more to the things that he was seeing in the game. My personal favorite has to be “It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like F**K THIS”
That’s my favorite too lol
Anyone notice at 4:28 daz goes “I just built a tree” when we damn know he didn’t 😭
10:25 "its beginning to look alot like" *fuuUCKk THISSSS* my Favorite Daz quote ever 😂
*"I'm going to propose to the drain pipe soon!!!"* HAD ME WHEEZING
FR 😂
Honestly 1 of the best games, I come back often to re watch this, I love it so much, the graphics, the plot, the characters...everything was on point imo
10:25 I swear bro daz always says the funniest stuff at the perfect moment lmfao.
The creativity of Daz’s trash talk really is a highlight for me 🤣
can we all just appreciate the fact that daz makes content for us during the weekends? that’s something we all are grateful for.
Just becuase you're early doesn't mean you need to comment something everyone knows
@Dan Southwell thats sick
true. its really coll that you can just chill on the weekend laughing at the funny af content he makes
@Dan Southwell lies
@@vuqx literally no one cares tbh w u. if you’re jus gon comment this shi that I already know might as well stfu.
1:07 was just... Chef's kiss
I wanted to quote so much, but tbh. Daz has made me laugh and jump but also be scared, I have never felt more tense but also laugh while watching someone play a horror game. Thank you, Daz. You help many.
I love how I can just sit down and put Daz on for a full hour without getting bored
Fr
it didnt even feel like an hour im here thinkng its been 25 minutes meanwhile a whole 50 sumin minutes went by n the vid was almost over T u T
died when daz said “thank god she’s stupid” 😭😭
47:20 is the best moment in the whole thing... that reaction to her peeking around the door was priceless.
ive watched this video thousands of times, my dad always sees me watching daz so he know i love watching your videos, i love horror so i would love to play something like this. I showed my dad a couple of horror games and this one too and me and my dad non-stopped laughing at daz saying things about the crazy ex girlfriend. love your vidoes daz! your reactions will never get old. you are a true legend
This is now my 4th time watching this video and the jumpscares always get me everytime
The “it’s beginning to look a lot like- f*ck this!” Got me off guard 😂 Edit 1: Omg tysm for the likes everyone!
fr I need this as my ringtone 😂
I know same 😂
Lmao he is hilarious
It's so funny
daz: but Joyce is s loving and caring daz 30 seconds later: YEAH JOYCE TAKE YOUR DAMN TIME!
yep lmao
I love when he says *oh there's all the bleach in case this relationship goes south...* 😂😂
Favourite daz quote of the year “It’s begging to look like FUCK THIS” 😂😭💀
daz: is she... blind? two seconds later: APPARENTLY NOT
“There’s all the bleach in case this relationship goes south” 😂 Lord almighty Daz is so much fun ❤
So much respect for Daz and the message he included at the end of this video. As a single mother of a little boy, I appreciate it as mom and a parent ❤️
I never watch someone playing games online, and I barely sit through anything over 10 minutes. This had me rivated and dedicated!
„My house had no creepy Christmas light and no creepy b!tches“ 20:35 my soul left my body 22:26 not Daz giving her style tips 27:49 and I whoap jumpscare 29:49 „what in the Yoga“ fits 30:14 “I will be right back“ „Where are you going 😀“ *crawls away* Daz:😀 31:12 „StOp TeXtiNg mE“ 32:59 *something is rolling* Daz: 😀😃 34:12 “It’s just a weak shelf, nothing to be scared of” 3seconds later: NAHHHHA GOD 38:18 “is she blind?” 2 seconds later: AHHHHH NOAHHHAAH 41:54 my cat when she wants something to eat: 47:17 my heart
Look at 44:57
34:16 as well
@@DiabeticlySweet87 yeah 💀
@@Number11Imsohot I forgot about that 😭
Also 47:17 and 54:10
Unpopular opinion: I think the game is scary, but game devs do not need to take a concept that is scary in itself and make it paranormal for it to be scary. I was stalked by an ex-girlfriend of mine and though she was not supernatural, one obsessed person with a tendency to track down where you live and watch you from a distance wherever you went was enough for me to be afraid.
Okay why did you put your life story in this its a game
I'm so sorry you went through that, no matter if male or female, stalkers are frightening, it's a criminal offense for a reason.
@@paigelizzy3128 he’s critiquing the game. Did you read the comment or just spoke before you thought?
There are plenty of games that are exactly that, stalker games that aren’t paranormal, the devs did really well on the game, it doesn’t take away from the game just because it’s a paranormal game
i’ve been watching daz’s videos nonstop for the past couple of months because i’m going through a bad rough patch and i keep coming back to this video because it has me dying every time even today when i found out my dog has cancer and this still managed to make me laugh so thank you for all you do daz you truly make all my days better i truly appreciate and am thankful for all your work ❤
hope ur dog is alr
@@harrymitchell7640he unfortunately passed away not long after but my family and i were by his side every step of the way. i still miss him now but remember him from good memories now and the pain has subsided quite a bit
As Daz says "leave now leave now", yet he continues to search the area knowing he's in deep shit😂
Character: has bolt cutters Character: is stuck in a house full of windows and glass doors Character: goes into the basement instead of just breaking a window and getting out
FRRR
AND A GUN ASWELL
Maybe he wanted the ring back😂
@Spikes right I'm talking about the video game character, not Daz lmao
i love how Daz just casually gives the crazy ex fashion advice about how her shoes don't match her dress
they don't though
But it’s funny
I can't tell who's more psychotically obsessive: our demonic ex or Joyce.
Daz, you somehow always brighten up my mood with these videos, thanks for that ❤️
A whole hour? LINDA, GET THE KETTLE ON!
I love how it was ok like no jump scares and then you get "It's beginning to look a lot like FUCKKK THIIIIIIS" 😂😂 Love it.
Dude at 33:40 you completely forgot the entire English language in a single millisecond... 🎉new world record!🎉 😂😂
been watching daz’s yt vids for years the best
"its beginning to look alot like fuck this" had me laughing my arse off 🤣
OMG ME
43:32 the way Daz is hearing all the noises but he’s stuck trying to make his way through a path of boxes and stuff got me dying. The silence from him makes it 100 times better
From Daz " if there is one thing I hate in life IT'S PEKEBOO 😂😂😂😂
from atching just one vid of daz's my hole day is made (by the way my \|/ key is broken) love u daz ur my goat❤❤❤
have you watched the just out now ex boyfriend sim? its rlly good
When she scratched the wall all I could think about was the “my new wallpaper” vine that Daz did
Daz: "Get out. Get out now." *proceeds to do look around the room instead of actually getting out*
47:17 IM CRYING HE STARTED HYPERVENTILATING😭
36:05 *pulls wedgy*
33:39 “Mabye il get a sparkler- ENGENGGENINGYINAH…” -Daz black, 2022
I love the way he was about to continue walking into the basement until the barrel rolls out and he just turns around and says 'I don't like basements anyway'
Sorry but the ‘my precious’ at 55:18 mad me chuckle😂
“Painaway? I need more than that I need bitch-away you got any bitch-away?” - Daz, 18/12/22
It's only 17/12/2022 bro... No hate I was just saying 👍🏻
@@trevor4942 it's different dates different place lol
@@briannaserrano284 ah. I forget Daz has fans all over the world with different time zones 🤦🏻♂️ my mistake .
What’s the time stamp?
@@julietteklimkowski5118 40:16
Daz, the guy your playing as didn't actually cheat on the ex! It says in the game that her mental health started to deteriorate a year earlier and she began stalking / harrasing his friends and family. As a result, there's a certain postcard with Mark breaking up with her because of it and she only underlines the "I love you" part, leading to her writing "He loves me! 💓" on the bottom, completly ignoring the rest. (She only sees what she wants to see.) To sum it up, he broke up with her and she didn't want to see it, she only wanted to see the part that says he loves her. It's stated that she has a mental disorder, I think psychosis.
Psychosis, you don't say, whatever would give you that idea?
Where does it say the mental health thing i wanna read
@@STARRYNIGHTSEDITSS It says it on one of the letters!
Daz with his dog is something we never knew we wanted but something we needed