MERCH : dazblackshop.com
TWITTER : / daz_black
INSTAGRAM : / daz_black
Daz Black : bit.ly/2daMcU3
FACEBOOK : bit.ly/1QsBu0Z
SNAPCHAT : daz_black
TIKTOK: / daz_black
Business : dazblack@independenttalent.com
Capture Software: Xsplit
Monitor x2: amzn.to/2xlwvNL
Speakers: amzn.to/2xl9aM0
Welcome to Daz Games! Here you’ll find all my Try Not To Laugh Challenge, Sketches and Reaction videos where you’ll enjoy my responses to videos from “LIFE HACKS THAT MAKE NO SENSE” and everything else on the internet you could think of. I like to do commentary walkthroughs and playthroughs of games like The Sims, ARK, GTA V, Minecraft, Horror Games and many others. New gaming videos will be posted five to six times a week. Be sure to Subscribe to never miss one!
I’m getting flashbacks of the first mortuary assistant game. _”Oh… oh shit, she’s Michael Jackson!”_
@@user-fo2ko2jx5h SHUT UPPP
Having forgotten that video and that scene makes this comment so much funnier and random
@@bethanysirmans1932 what video is it from?
@@kickingkidsisentertaining4871 it’s the first mortuary assistant game demo demo, it was made last year
@@kickingkidsisentertaining4871 kzhead.info/sun/dN2jZt1onH2XfZE/bejne.html This is it
“Put him in there like a pop tart” Daz I don’t think that’s how it works 😂
How the heck did you get into the video already, legendary speed my guy
@Тоmmуlnnit 🅥 please just stop, your not the real one.
@Тоmmуlnnit 🅥 haha nice try
@@anirosia9526 true
@UCVWQslWEpIff2_1QAcgJBUA go away your not fooling anyone
“Oh look, a vase.” *Proceeds to aggressively throw the vase out of existence*
so happy yu caught that i laughed so hard😭
He went “I’ll put it there” 😭😭
And now it’s an achievement and everything xD
-Cabinet slams repeatedly- Daz: "She takes my money" Me: "When I'm in neEeEed"
Daz: “I’ve played this game before, it’s not too scary.” Proceeds to freak out every few seconds
😂😂💀💀
casually opens computer to confusing menu AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!?!?!?
That was from part 1, this is part 2 he hasn’t played this part before
haha yes lmao
Me having already since watched Jacksepticeye and Markiplier's playthroughs xD Idk why they spooked me so bad this time but I realized that there's not really a set pattern for certain spooks
“I can pick up food? The perfect game exists”: flashes back to Cooking simulator
HAHAHA THE COOKING SIMULATOR
I was just thinking that
“I might actually have a dish to serve”
This is the peg comment.
Legendary series
When he got scared and said “ahh shit, balls and arse twat” I was literally laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe I rewound the video a few times to hear him say it again. Daz you are truly an awesome guy you always put a smile on my face.
You missed the "good f***ing" before shit. Other than that, it was word for word what he said!
Same !!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Yep
Same lmao 🤣 😂 I love daz so much
8:39 is the most British freak-out I've ever heard 😂😂😂
I didn't even catch all the words but "ass twat" is funny enough on it's own 🤣
@@chloeportia9012 I believe he said "God fucking chip balls and ass twat" which is yeah the British-est thing I've ever heard to date lmao
@@kiarranarisse Aha fantastic 😂
The fucking door slamming over and over and Daz saying “Stop it!” like a dad dealing with a little kid made my day. 😂
It sounded like a gun didn't it?🤣
Okay
at least SHE's being behaved
I mean kids also slam doors.
I WAS LAUGHING BUT ALSO CRYING
Daz: Why isn't she reacting like a normal human being?!! Mortuary assistants everywhere: Just another day at the office...
Daz: "She looks a bit bad." YEAH NO SHIT DAZ... SHE'S EXPIRED!!! 😂
😂😂😂
😭😭😂😂😂
Hahaha very funny 😐
Jumpscare timestamps: 08:38 (some banging sound) - spooky sound 10:40 (doors opening) - medium jumpscare 10:58 (not a jumpscare, just a shadow) -scenery 12:29 (the bitch fucking moves) medium jumpscare 13:58 (some spooky bitch idk) -big jumpscare 14:24 (light knocking) - spooky sound 14:39 (lights flickering and spooky bitch looking in the window) - light jumpscare 14:57 (lights out, granny is at the window now) -medium/big jumpscare 15:08 (just a demon don't worry) -scenery 15:27 (the demon became a rug wtf) -medium jumpscare 15:50 (oh snap) -scenery ig 16:09 (oh we gone-) light jumpscare 17:10 (TW for suicide, please be safe) -scenery 17:52 (banging) -spooky sound 18:34 (shadow again, lights on and off) -scenery 18:51 (shadow attacks) -big jumpscare 19:20 (weird white thing) -big jumpscare 19:56 (hi bestie - white thing just staring) -scenery 20:41 (this is more for me, because blood T-T) -scenery 20:41-22:27 (FUCKING EWWWW) -scenery 22:58 (hahahaha no
Thank u ❤️❤️❤️ This helps with my anxiety alot 😂😂
i think the captions were the funniest bit lmao
The humor in these warning really help, thank you 😭💛
❝I’m sorry, I hope you’re not motion sickness❝ Daz darling, he’s dead 😭
Maybe, maybe not
That’s the joke lol
@@user-fo2ko2jx5h shut up
@@user-fo2ko2jx5h SHUT UP
People don’t respond to bots. You’re the reason why they never go away. Only report them.
“Slurping her like she’s a McDonald’s milkshake”😂😂
@@mymovingcastle9250 BRUH IKR
@@mymovingcastle9250 Me *who reports all of them*:"I agree, give me a break". Stupid bots
@@ns___________7405 GO AWAY NOBODY GAF
Lol that's what he said
Actually it's pride month so that's what she said
God, I'm sweating out my eyes. Daz I'm pretty sure that's called crying.
Sometimes there is sweat around your eyes, but yeah
“Why would you do this as a profession.” Aspiring Morticians: :(
Honestly I have the same question...
I’m going to school to become a mortician and love his reactions to it.
@@cleverfoxface6512 I guess I kind of like being that person to kind of put the family at ease in a way with the final stage of life
@@MIDNIGHT_23 Really? Is the game fairly accurate? Outside the demonic presences and moving corpses, I mean. The flushing and the filling.
@@Bluesit32 yes, i’m not training to be a mortician but from what i’ve heard about it, this game is pretty accurate
4:21 Daz looks into the mirror: "I'm hot as shit!"
I love how Daz just names all the characters like “Bethany” I also love how last time he said “The second you sit up, i’m gonna slap your lips off” Then this time he said “if you move i’m gonna rotate your head off”
And he said this time "if you move I'm gonna slap your skinny tits off"
Lol
@@_ayesha-erotica_ HAHAHAHA
Uhh my names bethany....
@@bethanythomas1838 okay? Not sure why i needed to know that
I laughed so hard at your reactions I'm sorry daz
Honestly the only part that really scared me was “IS THAT HER GHOST?” My phone now has a cracked screen.
It reminded me of “Lights Out”.😭
“Who wakes up in the morning and wants to do this as a job” Me Daz. This is literally my job 😂😂😂
How is the job? Do you ever get scared working there?
How can you do that id be hella scared all the time
@Bruh Bruh how do u feel knowing you’ll never be able to have a KZhead career? Get back on ur meds pal and stop trolling random people on the internet
Well SOMEONES gonna be traumatised after this
can i ask- why? does it not horrify you everyday
This game is gonna be a horror masterpiece. The demon on the cabinet was terrifying!!!
It already IS a masterpiece!! That jumpscare gave me F.E.A.R. vibes!!!
BRO THIS SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND MY FRIEND
That really messed me up 😂
JUMSCARES:) 08:36 banging 10:38 cuboards open 13:58 lady runs towards him 14:38 lady out window 14:56 lights turn off and lady is out the window 15:26 lady turns into fog 16:05 lady pounces on top of him 17:50 banging 18:35 lady in shadow 18:50 lady pounces on him 19:20 creepy man on top of cuboard 22:57 lady talks and cpmes back to life for a while 23:15 she runs away:) 23:58 a ghost appears and is talking about how ugly she is 24:30 random jumpscare
Thank youuu :)))
Great spoil
Love you
@@angiehewitson3614 no one cares, if you don't want it to spoil you then scroll down and ingore this comment or ingore comment and continue watching the video, easy, no point saying "spoil"
@@baguette7073 you kinda cant when its at the top
"As a solo developer handling every aspect of the game" JESUS, you're telling me ONE person developed this masterpiece??
The "Shut up Bethany!" Was all I needed to make my day better.
Same :) And the "I can pick up food?!" made it even better
As a Bethanie I started losing it LMAOJDWKJS
If it makes you feel better I liked this comment with a spoon..
@@NativeKayKay That's impressive
my name is bethany i was like "why me?!"
"Okay, age? Dead." I mean....not entirely wrong
19:56 Idk why but I laughed so fucking hard when he zoomed into that face😂 It was supposed to be scary but it has such a derpy look I can't even😂😂💀
I still don't understand why I watch a Daz horror game almost every night...
Scare list: 8:38: Loud banging (Moderate) 10:08: Door knob rotating (Mild) 10:39: cupboards fling open (Mild) 11:24: Small bell creates sound (Mild) 12:30: Patient moves right arm, pointing to the hallway (Mild) 13:12: Whispering begins (Mild) 13:58: Deceased woman runs towards the character (Moderate) 14:23: Loud footsteps that appear to be from the second floor (Mild) 14:36: Lights flicker and deceased women stands low at the window (Moderate) 14:54: Lights completely switch off along with thunder, the deceased women leans against the window (Strong) 15:03: Door slightly opens (Mild) 15:06: Shadow figure with red pupils appear at the end of the hallway (Mild) 15:25: Shadow figure disappears into black fog (Moderate) 15:38: Door flings shut and locks behind the character (Mild) (Thats all I hade time for)
I was okay without this list until her arm went up 😵☠️
And then I realized this wasn’t a full list 😭
ILYSM
@@Jenn-W frr and then i saw her clicking her fingers 😭
@Baby with a gun scared the shit out of me😭
Jumpscare list: (Note, my english skills arent the best, so im trying to make this make sense) 3:52 Daz gets scared by thunder (minor) 5:20 Daz turns computer on (minor) 5:36 Oven door opens, and daz gets scared (minor/medium) 5:48 Daz pulls out an old womans corpse from the oven (minor) 6:33 Daz pulls mans corpse in front of him (minor/medium) 7:21 Daz opens ovens door (minor) 7:41 corpse suddently gets lifted up by the electric bed (minor/medium) 8:04 Daz opens ovens door (minor) 8:07 Old womans bed slightly bounces (minor/medium) 8:38 Rapid knocking, lasting for a short time, daz screams (minor/medium) 9:38 Quiet thundering outside, while daz is turning checking the old womans head (minor) 9:46 Daz turns the computer on (minor) 10:09 Quiet floor creacking sound (minor) 10:14 Loud beep from the computer (minor/medium) 10:40 Suddently, every object from counters fall on the floors (minor/medium) 12:16 Sound from the computer, when Daz leaves it (minor) 12:31 Dead womans arm starts moving slowly (minor/medium) 13:47 From the dark hallway, you can slightly see a womans figure (medium, the ambiance is scary, so therefore medium) 13:56 Womans figure comes suddently close (MAJOR) 14:24 Footstep sounds from the hallway (minor) 14:38 Lights flicker, Daz seems something from the window (minor) 14:57 Lights go out, with thundering outside (minor/medium) 14:59 Lights turn back on, old woman has dissapeared from the bed, and has reappeared on the window (minor/medium) 15:26 Lights from the dark hallway turn on, daz screams (medium) 15:37 Door closes behind daz (minor) 15:51 Theres a womans head(?) in the darkness (minor/medium) 16:10 Lights go out and loud thunder (medium)
This was what I was looking for, THANKS!
@@matthewferguson9054 Thanks, im still making it though, so its not complete yet. :) Edit: Jumpscare list is finished!
I reached word max so heres the other ones (PT 2) 16:46 Lights go on (minor) 17:04 A light flashes (minor) 17:10 A dead young h*ng womans corpse suddently drops from the ceiling (medium) 17:16 lights flicker (minor) 17:53 Metallic sound comes from another room (minor) 18:07 Ovens door opens and closes rapidly, which creates the metallic sound (minor) 18:35 A womans silhouette appears on the hallway (medium) 18:50 Womans silhouette suddently comes close (MAJOR) 19:20 A white figure appears on a shelf (MAJOR) 19:59 White mans head appears in the corner of the room, dissapears when daz moves (minor) 20:29 Thunder outside (minor) 20:41 A very loud noise comes from the machine (minor/medium) 22:58 Womans back suddently arches when being pulled (medium) 23:15 A strange thing grabs the womans corpse into the darkness (major) 23:47 The woman appears in the end of the hallway, it walks towards Daz twisting, and drops to the floor (medium) 24:05-24:20 Lights flicker (minor) 24:22 a silhouette appears next to the womans corpse, everything goes black (medium) 24:30 Silhouette jumps at the screen (MAJOR)
Why didn't I find this earlier???
THANK U SO MUCH YOUR THE BEST😇💕
So many jumpscares but yet each one was actually terrifying and not cheesy, best horror game in a while for sure.
@15:22 I LOVE HIS SCARED LAUGH WHEN SHE TURNS INTO SMOKE💀💀
DaZ needs to keep coming with these bangers!..
Fr
lol
@Bruh Bruh Ok spammer
Hi
@@adultsite5699 his best videos are the horror ones, I’m obsessed… I check his channel every day for new uploads of horror game 😭
His reactions are everything😭😭 I cannot watch horror games with anyone else apart from him bc it’s scary but so funny I swear😭😭
@@user-fo2ko2jx5h shut up
Omg LMFAOOOO I swear 😭😭
SAME 😭💀
18:26 “at least she’s being well behaved” HAD ME WHEEZING
18:09 *door slamming Me: getting into the rhythm 🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗
Fun fact: dead bodies can have muscle spasms which can cause there body to move such as putting their arms in the air, elevating their feet and even sitting up. Additionally, gas becomes trapped within the body which occasionally is let out which, at times, can sound like a raspy moan or groan that sounds inhuman.
man if i heard/saw anything you've mentioned while i was working at a mortuary I'd leave 😭
Omfggggg 😫😖
You know what let's just let the maggots handle the bodies they don't need our help
And this ladies, gents, non-binary folk and many other genders, is why I don’t work at a morgue.
Thanks, I hate it 🤠
"alright, just did it with my bare hands, that's how much of a pro I am." **whips out clipboard** 21:17 🤣
The character when something happens: "hmm must've been the wind"
Daz: Oh look, a vase! *yeets vase across room* I'll put it there
"SHUT UP BETHANY" I LOST IT FOR NO REASON THERE. keep up the great comedy daz!🤣
@@user-fo2ko2jx5h Shut🤐
"i wish i could look down and see that every day" daz, like three seconds later: "oh shit i can pick food up, perfect game"
20:05 that looks like the goth version of Ronald McDonald
Omg daz face was hilarious 22:58
18:50 Daz: go away Ghost lady: **leaves** Daz: **jumps and scream curses**
Aka the entire video
that jump scare scared me so bad😭✋
''See I told you it was fine'' Daz: SHUT UP BEFFANY
lol
(It’s Chloe) bruh I love how there’s so many bots that commented
@@Egg.Nutmeg Ik- they embarrassing themselves 💀🤚
Fun fact, bodies still move even after the person died. People that work at morgues often say they’ve seen dead bodies move while working on them. Also to prepare the body for wakes or funerals, they remove internal organs and eyes then use stuffing to make them look normal. They also glue eyes closed and the mouth shut so no fluids leak out and so it doesn’t unhinge randomly during the funeral. They also stuff the ears and nose so no fluids come out. Another fun fact, if the body is too tall for the casket and the family wants an open casket, they would cut the legs off at the shins or knees then place them inside so the upper body is seen not the lower one.
Imagine Daz playing this in VR... I would pay to watch that!
We need this. I DEF NEED THIS OMG
Dude I've watched 4 people play this game now and each time the jumpscares are different. Amazing
Yup! I love it. Makes it more interesting and creepy
"Jesus is not going to help me now" One second later creepy writing as "God has left you" Damn I didn't Daz became psychic
@@user-fo2ko2jx5h shut 🤐
13:27 The wall: "God has left you" Daz: *YES HE HAS!*
12:55 Daz: PUT YOUR ARM DOWN! DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m so excited for this! Absolutely loved the demo! Edit: that was absolutely insane!🤯
congrats on the heart!
@@isabellearaindrop thank you!!
The thing is... my ptsd causes terrible sleeping issues, but listening to his voice is so calming to me, I fall asleep way quicker than I used to. No watching, just listening. And yes, even horror games are helpful, it's just his voice for me 🙏🏽
@@ns___________7405 Don't think its gonna help dude
@@ns___________7405 GO AWAY
Same here. I’ll play random gamers in the background as background noise and fall asleep to it lol
24:01 this part had me crying with laughter like that part was so funny to me.
6:00 freaking in and out burger 😂
I hope this becomes a 5 hour game so daz will have to go through hours of screaming and jumping. This was by far the best one yet. This was comedy gold.
This comment is pure evil yet so true!😂
“You did a great job.” Daz: THANKS! 😃 Good to know I’m not the only one who talks to my games like this. My family thinks I’m crazy. 🤣
@@adultsite5699 GO AWAY
@Bruh Bruh GO AWAY
@@ns___________7405 GO AWAY
Wait I do too
I do that too! 🤣
The way he checks himself out in games 😂
Everyone, we all have to add that to our wishlist. This game deserves our support for scaring Daz this much 😂
going back to A MORGUE at NIGHT, ALONE, in the middle of NOWHERE is almost as bad as missing tea time 🍵
It takes a lot for me to genuinely feel scared while playing a game, even more so when watching someone else play a game, but this one genuinely makes me feel ill from the way this game did the pacing and noise and ambiance. Gotta be one of the scariest games I’ve ever seen
Agreed, I’m usually only scared one time during a game and it’s usually when the player screams but this game genuinely made me jump…
This game is really well made even though they cheated with jump scare marathons. i felt the same way you describe when I first watched people play Phasmophobia.
"I'll show her" *Mean face* Cue Daz's lil scream
Daz...as always its amazing watching your vids! I am a mortician, now my funeral home is not anywhere near as haunting as in the game, but someone has to preserve and restore people for their final viewing especially for the family and friends. Its a very rewarding career and I enjoy taking care of people after they pass on. I have scared myself sometimes when working at night lol. Great video mate!!!
The fact that Daz scares him self , just for content! I respect you Daz❤️
"drained her like a grape" "how much can be in her?? she's the size of a prezel" 😂
Me: Starts laughing at Daz getting freaked out and me acting as if everything is fine Also me: Looks under my bed every 5 minutes
I love how when the loud knocking started, Daz started singing the beginning of "Gold Digger" 🤣🤣
*“Be honest who else is a few hours late”😂*
Nice try
What?
How about 1msay late
Ummm I might be a little bit more late than a few hours
I was 20 second early i'm just watching this again
"I just put him in like a pop tart" 👏🏻 Not only has this statement made me crease myself, everytime I pop my pop tart in the toaster, I'll think of this game 🤣🤣❤️
The Mortuary Assistant was the first video I ever watched of Daz’s after randomly popping up in my recommendations. Halfway through the video I hit subscribe and there began many a laughs at Daz’s constant feminine screams through horror games and his ability to laugh at his own jokes 🤣
I have never gotten such big jump scares from a game. Dude.
This is just a teaser?! I would be happy with just that being the full game. I’m so excited for the full release
THIS IS A TEASER
17:53 "take my money" had me rolling I love that song
12:32 daz's face when the corpse started moving 😭😭😭🤣✋
“rotate, ok she has jesus wounds” that had me dead
I’ve watched multiple gamers play this and everyone has different jump-scares and unique scenarios that occur, which makes it super interesting! The white bald dude on top of the cabinet fucks with me every time! It happens so fast lol 😂
Where does that happen?
@@IsabelleHAwesomegirl 19:20
@@IsabelleHAwesomegirl I made a jumpscare list, although its probably drowned in the comments :'D
@@SATANFUCKSMYSOUL don’t worry I’ve found it, thank you so much! 😊
@@SATANFUCKSMYSOUL My lord and saviour lord farquaad ❤️❤️
Here after 5min Posted
Medal?
Well done?
Yes please 🤣🤣🤣🤣
lmao same
15:01 when I see myself in the mirror in the morning
Literally me😂
I was waiting for this to come back…the demo at the start of lockdown was amazing, but this is EPIC :)
me being in a bad mood daz: how’s it going dazzlers me now in a good mood
Same 🥰
FRRR
The serotonin ❤️✨
Ur comment is infested with bots xd
@@SATANFUCKSMYSOUL tis is lord fartquaad tis is
been a fan for years, love ya daz, since the vine days.
Same
Me too 😊
the most entertaining part of these playthoughs is the people finding out about the use of the trays and the carts to move the bodies. Also everyone of them deserves these scares for leaving the bloody front door OPEN xD
17:17 "I mean, it was time to leave, a WHILE ago.." Lmfao
I love how Daz is initially grossed out about the dead bodies and then when he finds the crematorium, he's like, "I'm gonna be doin' that."
3:33- Daz-“NO! Find a way to get fired! We don’t want to work here!!!” 😂🤣😂💀 I’m dead already! A whole lot of NOPE for me also!
Lol!!! I died there to
I was laughing so hard when Daz said “I just popped him in like a PopTart!”
This brings back memories. The demo is the first video I ever watched of Daz’s. Ever since then I fell in love with his videos and watched all his play throughs. The video showed up on my recommend and honestly it was the best recommendation I’ve ever got from KZhead. Thank you Daz for all the laughs, smiles and jump scares!!💜
SHIT this demo was scary as fuck! Cant wait to see daz play the whole game
@@user-fo2ko2jx5h bad Jennie, bad
“ at least she’s being well behaved” i come here as therapy
Okay 18:45 I've definitely just shit myself, I''ll be right back with you and the other demonic figures attempting to salvage my life hahaha
I played this too and my gosh I think its one of the scariest games! The bald dude just sitting in the corners was the creepiest, excited to see how the other characters are involved in the story when the final release is out!
That game was probably one of the scariest horror games I've seen you play and the fact it's back again is amazing !!
Daz: Sees a book about embalming and asks “ what is wrong with me” Me: watching this in bed where my bedroom has old embalming chemical bottles and a human skull “yea what’s wrong with you” Us Funeral service people are a different breed
Genuinely the first time in a long time a game has made me physically jump at the jump scares
I see Daz is treating us with several horror games. Please, I love his reactions to things! haha
SAMEE
Daz makes horror games funny. I remember when you played the demo of this. One of my favorite playthroughs on the channel
God sometimes while watching Daz I don't know how he still continues to play the game after the terrifying Jump scares, like when the shadow bitch came back and the way she jumped and run into us scared the living shit out of me :0
As a guy that wants to be a Funeral Director/ Mortician/ Undertaker, this game pleases me. Even if it is a horror game, it draws attention to the job itself and how much heart you got to have to do it. Keep up the good work Daz!
*continuous banging * Daz: *starts singing to the beat * She takes my moneyyy
i was looking for this comment ☠️
@@maddox3112 💀💀