The Intoxicating Power of Desire for Our 100th Episode w/ Trixie & Katya | The Bald & the Beautiful
On the brutal, kill-or-be-killed plains of the Serengeti, power is determined by sheer brute strength. It is measured by the breadth of one's chest, the size of one's claws, and the length of one's incisors. But in the stiflingly hot concrete jungle of Los Angeles, power is determined by the ability to sit down in very comfortable chairs, hold microphones, and talk about life's daily minutiae for approximately 45 to 60 minutes while glorious air conditioning washes over you like a cool salve for all that ails you. In this shockingly fearsome podcast arena, none are more dangerous than the world's most famously bald, gay ghouls: Trixie and Katya! Today's auditory ejaculation is our 100th episode, so bow down and worship at the altar of our auricular magnificence, you fools!
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F*ggy Bald f**ks by day, wildly successful crossdressing bombshells by night. The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo feature a pair of grizzled gay ghouls exploring the culture boundaries of modern beauty through interviews with gorgeous guests who inhabit various facets of the beauty industry. From models, moguls, influencers, drag queens, adult performers, actors, and more, RuPaul’s Drag Race veterans Trixie and Katya break down the beauty behind it all.
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It really is art that David is scared of birds, yet he's in a relationship with Ms. Big Bird herself who can't see directly in front of her and caws when excited. The caw'ls are coming from inside the house.
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☠️🤣
You cracked the code sashabelle
ahhhhhhhhhhhh 🦅
That's where his fear originated 🤣😂
Trixie should just tell people she’s not drinking bc she’s pregnant
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With that skinny waist? Who'd believe her???
She has an iud
@@karlrassmann4604 the doctor says it’s not safe to conceive until she’s off the diuretics
The baby would be so skinny though, she'd barely show.
Every time I hear “Hi I’m a little girl” I begin sobbing uncontrollably
Same 💯🤣
Loving the character development. She got braces and her parents divorced.
i hate it so much i love everything else but that just grates my ears too much
TEEHEE
36:21 took me OUT
Katya’s childhood dog being named Raul Luis. I’d expect nothing less.
Raul Luis
@@LLGC510 thats probably more correct, I wasn’t sure if the dog was giving more French or Spanish roots
@@Ava-nz4bn Chilean 🤣
@@LLGC510 I fixed it 😂 ty
My dad's and brother's name is Luis Raúl (we're mexican), so that makes this a lot funnier 🤣
Kayta talking about her leaving a straight man alone because she knew he wasn't into it even though he is the most attractive man she's ever seen is a lesson for all
It made my heart break when he said he could lose his life just from approaching a guy in the gym too, theres such a common issue of guys who don't even have the common decency to not bully strangers or menace women in gyms but they'll hurt someone of the same gender just for asking if they are single it's so pathetic to witness. We don't even go to the gym alone anymore bc it's safer to go as a group.
@@rosaiselasanchez-martinez9035 Wow... That's sad.
James Charles is quaking
This is the real tea, and also, even if someone plays for your team, learn to take rejection, just cause you're a man and they're attracted to men doesn't mean they're attracted to you specifically. Obsessing over pursing someone is weird boots. 🤣
@@brendenbeery4860I will now be adding "weird boots" into my vocabulary thank you so much
Orthopaedic Surgeon: “Why don’t you just stop kicking.” Katya’s Dad: “I can’t.”
So genetically speaking this would probably be a very true truth from him as we are all well aware lolololol!!!!!!!! This takes me back to the UNHhhhh when Katya said something about having self-control and Trixie responded something like “oh wow so today on the show we’re learning things about ourselves that aren’t even true……. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 lolololol” which is a quote I love and revisit often because she might as well have been saying that back to me too!!!!!!!!!! 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕🤷🏻♀️
a bird is the perfect pet for trixie so she has someone at home to talk to that will say a line or two every couple of minutes just like katya
Jail ☠️🤣🤣🤣
Could never tell who would be laughing
They should get Tempest on the podcast!
🤣🤣🤣
@@UnseenHawk778 lmfaooo foul
The Chime little girl just throwing in 'my Mom and Dad don't live together anymore'
i feel like we learn more about her every episode
at this point there's lore for the chime girl
I love the many recurring bits on this show, including Trixie trying to get Katya to monetize her dress-making hobby and the non-infrequent occurrences of Trixie shouting the lyrics to "Rock Lobster."
I wish it was always "IHT WAHS AH CLAM!!!!" lolol
A new-ish bit we all love is Katya screaming 🎶EXTRA! EXTRA!🎶 whenever Mario Lopez or anything related to celebs is mentioned
OOH THERE AIN'T NO OTHER WAY
“THEY HAD MATCHING HAIRLINES”
@@jbwooten89the best part is that’s not even exactly the right lyrics but it sounds like it should be
“It’s not like putting the dishes back into the woods” 😂 I would love to see Katya and Theo Vonn sit down and rattle off the most random idioms
Yes please 😂
Theo and Katya step into the room, hilarity ensues!
OMGG
my 2 favorite people legit
That would be awesome
Trixie: So I entered college frail and gay with an acoustic guitar. Katya: Worked for John Mayer
Sometimes Katya's takes are so resounding. "These people were taste makers in their time, they would have adapted ahead of the curve!"
Episode 100! And to think y'all kept insisting the show was ending lol
seriously. wouldn’t know what to do w myself if they ended it
Don't remind them
They all keep saying that but at this point I think they should look into creating their own company/site to host the podcast. The podcast is a great free way to advertise future endeavors.🎉
How did you make this comment 13h ago when this was posted 2h ago..
@@natestea3613 Omg, you're right! XD
This is genuinely one of the best episodes they’ve ever done. I’m sitting here enthralled in a genuine therapeutic hour.
My friend stopped drinking for a while and she told me and I was like “good for you! That’s great” and she was like “you are the only person who hasn’t reacted with disgust or concern.” Lmao like our culture is SO obsessed with drinking
for no reason. alcohol is overrated.
people are so dramatic. Like if you drink to much and have alot of sex you are disgusting and have a problem but if you abstain for either people worry for you. I legit hate drinking because I almost die every time I do.
I’m mad that Trixie didn’t acknowledge Katya’s “worked for John Mayer” comment 😂
I screamed! 😂
trixie haa brought up singing rock lobster at karaoke the last like 3 episodes. legendary behavior
Doobadoobadooba
why is there no one in this thread btw love u gurl
Left on read on ur own video lmao
Trixie obsessing over not being “pretty” time and time again breaks my heart. HONEY you are beautiful inside and out AS WELL AS inside and out of drag. My daughters said they heard me saying that about myself growing up and it made them question themselves. Woman... let that narrative go. 💕
same with her obsession around thinness. it’s so sad to hear! living life will always be more important than appearance.
He’s super hot out of drag.
katya's description of the delusion of relief tied to smoking was so well described that it made me go out and smoke.
😂
Same 💀
I literally haven’t had a cigarette in years and thought I may just need to go to the gas station real quick at 1 am and take a drag
I love that Katya and her Dad are literally golden retrievers with hip dysplasia
It is world shattering to listen to Katya talk about her dad. It really shows you how good parenting equals future mental and physical wellnes. Also, it exposed to me this awful feeling of envy and anger that bubbles up every time I listen to someone talk about their wealth or supportive upbringing. It really is a privilege, a good environment that shapes you in a strong self-standing individual. Not to say that everyone should have the same experiences, good or bad, because challenges also thoughen you up to the outside world. It is really difficult to be a parent and it is pointless to dream of a different past for themselves. I wish to achieve the kind of self-forgiveness that Katya seems to show again and again. Wonderful to witness it and to be inspired by, total self actualization.
Trixie mentions this feeling on UHHhh episode when she talks about screaming SILVER SPOON when friends mention like tiny things, like not showering on a lake, cuz she had a crazy and poor childhood
You took the words out of my mouth. I’m not proud of it in the least, but when my husband mentioned as a child their power got cut off for a few hours because of a mix up, I wanted to laugh, because as a child i didn’t have power for weeks, no fridge, sexual assault, neglect, drug addicted parents, CPS, removal, trauma by the boatloads. But for him, that was the worst he had experienced, even if it seemed so minor to me.
I just want people to know that feelings of envy and anger (especially at injustices, like OP and the comment above me have shared) is okay. You cannot control how you feel, only how you react to that feeling. Acknowledge it, understand it, then combat it.
Such good, intelligent conversation. wonderful to watch.
This episode definitely felt like they went a bit deeper than usual 💖
...Until the last 10 minutes
@@gengarcrobat1576 you mean Pickin up the dog sh*t and rubbing it all over the gums ? or the scat pics for real gays of weho ? LOL
I love how Trixie is like “DONT GET USE TO US IN DRAG!!” And the comments are like “why tf are they in drag..”
women who work have to do makeup and hair 5 days a week...
Trixie's face after Katya says, "One punch, one kill" omg 47:10
As if it’s the first time Katya has ever talked about it 😅
I just love Trixie’s shocked face. It’s my favorite 😂
I kept replying it! Thanks for the time stamp
We had Cockatiels growing up. We taught Little Jim to hop off our shoulder to go potty on a towel, and jump back on us. He lived for over 20 years. He was cute before he went senile and screamed all the time. 😂
"I bought this house bitch I'm filling it with birds." im crying
Wow, I don’t think I’ve ever seen Katya not be able to answer ‘who would play him?’
That Chime girl's lore is BUILDING and I am here for it 🤣
I can’t wait to see Trixie’s aviary with Birdy2, Birdy3, Birdy4, and Birdy5.
mariska hargitay being named dropped bc her brother owns a plant store is very on brand for this podcast
Katya’s dresses the ones that she sew are so beautiful and special to me. I’m always excited to see her new creations and then I’m heartbroken when I see them on Depop. Congrats on 200th episode! You would never understand how happy the pod makes me.
Why I think it's awesome she sells them
She can only wear it like once anyways . Makes sense to sell them to put towards new looks
Is it 100 or 200. I’m confused, often. Lol
@@Hortonheardahoe 100 of the podcast. UNHhhh's next episode will be 200.
At 48:56, I need to know what Trixie said to make Katya make that face 😆 I've rewatched that part a few times just because it's so funny
aw dang now I'm dead curious to hear what progrum contacted Katya for an opportunity. The only thing I can think of is a new season of Twin Peaks.
Maybe SNL?
My best guess is Hacks
I need to know!
I was thinking What We Do in the Shadows, but the title was too short
@@fatbabeasmr122would always sunny be a wild guess?
I’m the person who made the TikTok of the Trixie doll saying “what about you being built like the bus driver” and honestly it’s my crowning achievement
This is funny but also, I am genuinely happy for you.. Go you 💯
Just a casual day of washing the dishes, picking my kids up from prison, and putting the dishes back in the woods.
The occasional synchronized “um” is so cute lol
On my birthday, Katya saying "HOOS BIRFDAYS ARE IT" played in my head over and over and over.
When trixie said "Tracy, you're a lesbian right?" as she held out the red bull can, I fully thought that was her checking on her inherent lesbian can-opening abilities💀
Trixies deep maternal yearning for a pet bird and threatening her own life and exposure therapy on David to get said bird, absolutely killed me LMAO
I just want Trixie to sing B-52 songs with me while Katya adds commentary 😭♥️
R. O. A. M.
“Everyone had matching hairlines!” 😂
The part about smoking and meeting making in your life to get through tough times reminded me of one of the psychology classes I took in college about stress and coping specifically. We respond to stressors that feel as though they aren't solvable immediately so, and consequentially use many methods (i.e. prayer, substances, ticks and various habits) to distract from the cognitive dissonance created from a knowingly unsolvable or too grand of a stressor. Good stuff! Acute stressors, on the other hand, are things our brain decides that we can solve in the moment or have the means to do so! Good stuff.
Also, hate to be *that* person but Katya or literally anyone saying "You just gotta not think about it like that" in regard to exercise and fitness is.......... a lil easy to say and also not absolving America's health issues. I feel as though there is a better approach to helping people come to regularly exercising with the awareness of how the human mind works.
c'mon educated gay
@@sana_fanboi hi gays! read hunties!!!!!
And just like that, the pod made it to its 100th episode. 👏🏼
I had a horrendous childhood. I smoked,drank and did copious amounts of drugs. At 49 I had a heart attack. No more cigarettes, drugs, occasionally I have a drink. I am healthier than I have ever been, and happiest too.
GIRL THE COLOR SYMBOLISM IN BREAKING BAD ?? THANK YOU! Nobody believed me when i would talk about it and what it all means. Today i feel seen.
It's literally so blatant 😭
Hearing that Katya listens to Tori Amos has only deepened my intense pretend friendship with her 😜
Katya- I smoked for 15 years, I quit a year ago after reading The EasyWay to Quit Smoking, the book you’re talking about. You can do it ❤❤❤ We love you and want you around for a long time 🎉
been smoking for over a decade, i’m definitely going to look into this book. thank you for this comment! ❤ is it by allen carr? i just want to make sure i get the right copy, thank you so much.
Thank you I was looking for this!!
Katya’s dad’s philosophy on fitness needs to be in schools.
It’s so funny Trixie calls Orville by his full name every time. Like babe there’s not a lot or Orville’s. We know. 😂
14:32 "too much woke, my daughters a boy" is my new favorite quote
Trixies "little girl" creep me out so intensely! In other words: The pink one so terrify!
Trixie is on her fitness era now.She should open a gym as her next venture
Called- Work Your Pussy Out!
The way that I'd sign up to a barbie style retro gym.
@@SirenVoyager that exactly what I pictured
Pink leg warmers are mandated!
no bc a safe space to wear cutesy gym clothes
End of 1st Ad Read 2:03 End of 2nd Ad Read: 25:24 End of 3rd Ad Read: 38:41
"you use your body everyday to do work, you rarely pause to work on your body" :o this got me up to be more consistent with my stretching lmaoo
Didnt Trixie tell a story about performing at Hamburger Mary's while so drunk she fell on a table?
She most certainly did LOL
I’m so glad they adjusted the pod away from having guests talking about beauty secrets to just random life moments. and filming it! the one with chelsea handler was painful to listen to. GOOD WORK SIS!
God can you imagine a parrot mimicking Trixie’s laugh though? 😚
"instead i entered frail and gay with an acoustic guitar" "worked for john mayer" PLEASE
it’s cool to hear ab katyas dad making her do sports from a young age! my parents tried to do that too but the issue is everything i tried got SOOO competitive (dance, soccer, etc.) that i stopped doing it. i’m also just not that interested in sports but i would have kept doing smth if my literal dance teacher didn’t shame me in front of the class at 11 for not wanting to compete and if the kids in the school and recreational church league teams didn’t bully me for being bad
I'm so sorry you had that experience :( something similar happened to me when I was a kid with gymnastics. Still now as an adult, it boils my blood when I hear about teachers or coaches shaming kids in front of the class, like you're fully in the position to make or break a kids confidence, and you choose the latter? Get in the bin.
Also Katya coming for John Mayer has me clutching these pearls, honey.
I smoked for 14 years. I started to quit last year and was able to quit for almost the full year. I smoke occasionally here and there but it’a 100% ALL IN YOUR HEAD👏🏻👏🏻 it’s sooo true. It’s not an easy journey but willl and you can do it!
Trixie would love the birds until she realizes a lot of birds love chewing on things like clothes, hair (aka very expensive wigs), and possibly stealing jewelry (which is kinda cute). I grew up with a bird and he was an amazing pet but he loved to chew on everything lol.
The minute one of the birds doodooed on a $500,000 Barbie doll from 1935, they’d be out the door lol
I absolutely love how Katya reaches out and grabs Trixie when she laughs!
Andrew Huberman is fantastic! His podcast is oftentimes long form interviews with fellow academics, researchers, etc. So good!
hahaha i hope he hears this mention! 😂
I admire Katya fighting the urge to just sit back and listen to Trixie when she interrupts her telling an interesting story
The smoking book is literally how I quit smoking over 10 years ago…
What’s the name again? Also, congratulations on quitting that is a huge achievement
@@sammyp9514 Allen Carr’s Easy Way to Stop Smoking.
Katya never disappoints with her tv/movie suggestions. I watched "Fleishman Is in Trouble" after she mentioned it and I enjoyed it so much. You will literally go through the gamut of emotions till the end... it was relatable, thought-provoking, and raw. As a mid 30's, art school grad, ex-New Yorker now living in the NJ suburbs, I needed this show so much. Thank you, Katya for the recommendation!!!!!
I love the level of openness Trixie had about her personal life. She doesn't tell too much, so she still has her own private life. But, she tells enough that I have watched her grow and mature over the years. It has been absolutely fascinating. Is this how all the stans feel about their obsessions? I'm not saying that's me with Trixie, but I have watched everything she has ever put out. There are so many things that she formerly couldn't stand that she is interested in now. Her routine life choices have changed. She's all into running now and is taking a break from drinking. I'm not saying there was anything wrong with her when she she first stepped into the spotlight. It's just been cool to watch her go from being in her 20s til now. She has changed a lot.
The Chime Little Girl is my reason for living 🙌
“You know my landlady with the flightless bird that pruned her eyebrows and bit everybody…”
I can not describe how you two changed my life for the better. You make my day. Love y'all💕💕
Hearing Katya mention the name of Dr Huberman was so exciting and also not at all surprising. I love them both so much!
these podcasts are the only way I've been able to clean my room and take care of the carpet beetle infestation
The carpet WHAT!?! 😅😂😮
I hope you're okay but good on you 💯
I am someone who has been struggling to start a workout routine again, without access to a gym and living in a small space... it's been such an uphill battle. Listening to them talk through working out was actually helpful!
You two never leave us... You make the world a better place each time you show up
I think this is probably my favourite ep of the pod so far, genuinely learned so much I started taking notes! 😂
Somehow the 100th episode doesn’t feel real without any HVAC talk 😂 but cheers to 100 more!! 🎉
The only ads on earth I don’t skip because .....I’m a little girrrrrl.😂😂😂
I’m bipolar, and quitting nicotine was devastating for me. I didn’t crave it per se, but I plummeted into depression after three days. This is good advice from Katya, but be careful, y’all. ❤
Congratulations on your 100th episode, guys! Absolutely love it!
Wow this was one of the best episodes I have watched and I’m only half way through it. Really funny and really intelligent conversation with good advice. Stunning women❤
The journey of Trixie and Katya during this podcast is so lovely to me, and I've been here since episode 1 and even when they announced it months before. So happy for the 100th episode!! Love you two so much💕
Episode 100! Thank you Patricia and Kathy for allowing the dolls to observe and admire you ❤ you are effortlessly funny
I quit smoking over a year ago and I still crave them. It's a constant, constant battle. I've never had so much willpower in my life. I might pick them up tomorrow if I thought I could get away with it. You gotta work at it every minute. There's nothing else like it as far as addiction goes.
the way trixie was describing her drinking.. in the uk that's almost sober💀
In much of the US too. Straight, gay, whatever. Trixie would be shocked to learn how common daily drinking is lol
I just want to thank Katya for saying Mariska’s name correctly 😭
It really is so amazing that miss twirlina pouquette here is a drag queen, a business owner, a makeup artist, a Dj, a standup comic, a podcaster, a KZheadr, a singer, songwriter, dancer, icon, legend, a wife and mother. She really can do it all.
Love this conversation so much! Not gonna lie, I thought we weren't going to hear about Katya's story about the most beautiful man because they got sidetracked a little, and I got scared 😂 happy 100th ep, you gals! Your podcast is the only thing tethering me to this world, honestly!
Katya explaining Karate as if is the one punch man plot, and trixie being so scared its so funny
why is David being afraid of birds so funny to me
@trixie cracking her damn self up at the chime little girl nonsense cures my depression!
Congratulations on 100 episodes
100th episode on my birthday, im truly blessed. love you guys
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🥳
Happy birthday 🎉
Happy Birthday!!
Happy birthday !!! 🎉💓🎊💕🎂🎈💗
Tomorrow is my bday. Happy bday Aquarius babe 😘
I live in Australia, in an area where those huge ibis birds are EVERYWHERE. I'm talking dozens surrounding my house at all times, and honestly, once you get past the appearance they can be kinda sweet. I hand feed them and they're very trusting, and their beaks don't hurt at all. Unfortunately, they're hated just because they're scavengers and sometimes jump on cafe tables knocking off plates and cutlery.
I love this so hard. I've seen people calling them trash birds. They're so beautiful to me
What a lovely discussion about exercise and fitness! I’m 30 and am in shape and have a great routine for exercising regularly for the first time since highschool and it’s amazing! For me what did it was finding what I actually enjoyed doing and finding a buddy to do it with!
The way that Katya actually changed my life by introducing me to Huberman years ago. Keep up the shout-outs, Bih!
Can’t believe we have been blessed with 100 episodes of one of the most entertaining podcasts ever
Love and adore this show, i listen/watch while playing soduku and it is my happy time lol, thanks for all that you both do :)
when i was in high school exercise was a punishment and a tool in my eating disorder's belt for torturing myself. now in my late 20s i workout to be strong and i love it. it makes me feel good and powerful. so many people view exercise as a way of punishing their body like i did, but it's not meant to be a punishment, it's a gift to yourself to just move your body. it doesn't have to be about how you look at ALL, it should mainly be about how you feel.
The 100th episode wouldn't feel right, without Trixie re-telling the same story from last week as if it's new information and Katya not clocking that it's old news