The Niagara Falls of Vomit with Trixie and Katya | The Bald & the Beautiful
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F*ggy Bald f**ks by day, wildly successful crossdressing bombshells by night. The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo feature a pair of grizzled gay ghouls exploring the culture boundaries of modern beauty through interviews with gorgeous guests who inhabit various facets of the beauty industry. From models, moguls, influencers, drag queens, adult performers, actors, and more, Trixie and Katya break down the beauty behind it all.
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“I surely fucking did..NOT” katya is the queen of leaving you in suspense until the end.
Lmao)
Val Garland’s long lost identical twin
@@tovi3280 That… was absolutely…. Positively… wretchedly……. WONDERFUL! 🤣
lmao she'll say it the same exact way either way
I feel like Trixie has finally found her peace, because this was almost a Katya episode, no interruption, just questions.
She’s not in drag… the makeup, wigs and outfit make you more confident and outgoing. It’s the superhero effect: Clark Kent vs Superman, Peter Parker vs Spider-Man, Bruce Banner vs The Incredible Hulk. Drag is literally a superhero cape you get to put on and it allows you to feel completely uninhibited 👁👅👁
@@davidmannyfacio I am living that your comparison is with heroes. Love it!
@@davidmannyfacio and that's on period
@@davidmannyfacio you comparing drag to super heroes literally made my wig pop off sis!
@@davidmannyfacio I wouldn’t put it all on it. It’s the same with unhhh where Trixie is listening more. I think she’s growing as a person
if i had katya's voice and storytelling skills i would never stop talking
Same.
I had to come watch this on KZhead (I was listening to it on Spotify) and the visuals I saw when she told the story, I was dyinggg!!!
If I could do her Maureen voice I would make that my normal voice
waiting for a very interesting run as an audio book narrator
This is the most listening Trixie has ever done in her entire life. Ever.
LMFAO I WAS THINKING THIS TOO. THE KATYA’S STORY IS TOO GOOOOD.
the way katya was worried that she wasn't being funny and this was literally the funniest episode of them all
RIGHT?!???!
TRUTH!
Fuckin agreeed! Moaning myrtle, I mean come on! 😂😂😂
She's just naturally hilarious and kinda doesn't know it. That's pretty cool.
yes!!!!!
Tracy: "Why do people like seeing us in podcasts?" Also Tracy: "Look at the size of this font"
exactly. the immediate contradiction was incredibly satisfying
How does that relate
I’m not hating I just don’t understand how that relates
@@sydneyp7867 she didn’t explain for the podcast listeners why that is funny but made the joke only understandable for people that watch them here, therefore giving an answer as to why people would like to be able to watch the show too
@@ohboilien who is she? Trixie didn’t make a joke she just said she couldn’t see what was written on a piece of paper. That’s why I’m asking why it’s contradictory... people wanting video with podcast is different than Trixie not being able to read letters in a page lmao
Katya: is this distracting Trixie: no… I'm just happy you’re still breathing
She said HHHHH HHHHHH HHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH
I guffawed
Tracy martel blurring the line between slander and genuine words of affection as always
I think you mean "im just happy you're still breathing 😀"
I’m loving katya using “diaped” as a verb. Fully diaped.
what does that mean? English is not my first language and i couldn't find the meaning of it
@@nida4780 Katya made the word diaper into a verb, "diaped". its like shortening the need to say she was wearing a diaper. hope that makes sense c:
@@ctlndm your explanation is perfect and very sincere but my god it made me chuckle because it just made me think of people learning English through these two. Imagine having the most absurd vocabulary from Katya and Trixie.
@@ctlndm literally adding fully new words to our vocabulary AS WE SPEAK. Queen.
Abdl coming in hot yessh
I REALLY like how Katya is looking out for her mental health so hard. So important. I’ve got my own problems and need to remember to take breaks so if comforting to hear someone else that gets it.
@Winifred Mae damn right
Absolutely, everyone works at different energy. Great example is Trixie who is a workaholic who can't take breaks, so for someone who is the opposite and needs multiple breaks for mental health, even if no one understands, just do it. Most people won't get it, but if you need it, you need it. Stop feeling guilty and stop apologizing for taking care of you first.
Wow!! @Kate Dirrigal, 824 Likes!!!!????? That's Amazing!! (Well now it's 825!!
That *is* really important
YESSSSSS
i personally wouldn't mind if trixie and katya started to talk more about real things alongside their usual comedy, this was a nice shift of tone
P⁰ppp
I am so happy to see them talking about serious topics like mental health and addiction so freely and finding humour in it. Makes me feel better about my own.
It's always lovely to see your comment anywhere, in any fandom 💜
No lies lead to the truth
it’s refreshing to see people appreciating comedy in a world where it seems to have dissipated into the abysmal blindness of political correctness.
@@ei9310 a
There’s so many things (and sometimes people) that are already trying to beat us down on the daily. And laughter really is the best medicine sometimes
Please subscribe for more content EXACTLY as wild as this.
Thank you for overworking for us 💕✨
Women's Day for a *whole* week? Short season huh XD
I’m off work on sick leave and this podcast and channel is getting me through my recovery, thank you for all you do :)
We are subscribing to anything from you two. We love our Brians. I edited this reply because KZhead doesn't like when gay people express their love in gay language. Lol.
You should have Andrew Santino on your podcast!
The soundproofing foam brutally attacking Katya is the most homophobic thing I’ve ever witnessed.
LOL!
it happened when she said they weren't supposed to talk lol.
SCREAMING AT THIS COMMENT LMFAOOOOOOO
during pride no less
hate crimes
I love how Trixie said she wants to meet the guy Katya has a crush on. That is so sweet. Looking out for her sis.
Or jealous?...Maybe? Escandalos!
yas they are best friends
always gotta scope out the bestie's bf, you'll end up spending a lot of time around them consequently. Gotta look out for your pals and evaluate their suitors. Plus Trixie seems the "you mean OUR boyfriend" type of friend lmao
@@naurcho LITERALLY SHE SO DOES LOL
Trixie: "I don't understand why people want to see people in podcasts" Also Trixie: *Immediately does a gag with the script that only works in a visual format*
THANK YOU yes I was looking for this comment TRIXIE
also the sound proofing hitting katya 😭
"I'm taking the day off for my health, OR, I'm coming in a f**kin' hurricane and the blood will be on YOUR hands, Barbara" is totally going under the "reason" for my next day off request.
My daytime bartender’s (I’m nights) name is Barbara and I’m so doing this 🤣
I did not expect anything less from Katya. This was in. credible.
This was a SHOW
"But what if I talk to him and he--" "He dies?" "Wants me?"
Trixies face after Katya says: “I met a big black pig” took ME OUT ☠️
Same vibes as how she reacted when Katya asked to smell her butt in that one ep 🤣
Literally came here to see if anyone else died
Here’s the time stamp 40:27
I read this comment right when it happened 😆
For anyone wondering, Katya's hat says "original" in Russian. :)
I’ve been scrolling for so long looking for this comment
muchas gracias!!!
cпасибо
I am gonna say something vulnerable yet brave: they are both so handsome.
They're gay Paola let it go.
@@libelulaocre500 I feel seen because I just thought "Man, Katya out of drag is so attractive" lol
I realized my bf kinda looks like Trixie out of drag…my sexuality is apparently just funny, cute, bald menses
@@megansherrell8009 you are blessed with great taste
That was brave ❤️
"werk it out, diva" is the ONLY TRUE response to a girl cry heaving
👏🏻 Let 👏🏻 out 👏🏻 those 👏🏻 emotions 👏🏻 gurl. We stan healthy emotional cathartis, here.
I like to have visuals because 90% of communication is non-verbal and seeing your faces helps get across so much more. And I love to see you guys make each other genuinely smile.
THIS
That's what happens when you've been best friends with someone for almost a decade lol.
Yes also we would of missed out on that fabulous dancing reenactment katya did 😂😂
“Poopie doopie on the youtoobie” should have been the title of this episode
Katya really practicing for her Voice Acting side gig with these sponsored ads…
This is the only podcast that I don't skip the ads.
Oh I hate her voice doing the ads. And I normally love everything. But they just run into each other.
@@julie-annjames7355 her voice doing the ads is the only thing that makes them tolerable for me. So absurd
She takes a 30-second ad and makes its 3 minutes long. Can’t stand it, personally.
@@ReginaldTAP3 I don’t think they are 30 seconds, the companies could request talking about their product for a specified amount of time, or the more they talk about it the better the pay, I think Katya makes them bearable.
My dogs hate Katya now because I run after them saying “I’m coming for you Barbara”in a creepy voice. Ok, they don’t hate Katya. They hate me.
I say that to my dog too & she’s pissed😂 she grabs her lambchop toy & runs away
this just made me laugh so hard hahahha now I'm off to torment our cats
I have added that in my regular vocabulary and I love it
I say to my son regularly, "I can see you from my house"
LMFAOOO! That's hilarious. Please tell me you've watched the movie it references? It's so much better having that visual, every time 🤣.
I was that nice cool girl at the wellness retreat that recognized them. We had a beautiful moment. I took it as a sign that was exactly where I needed to be even though the first night I didn’t feel anything either. My aunt was the generous woman who was handing out bags and the person who was next to them who it was there first time her name was Erica and she was my aunts friend who came with us. Such an amazing experience because I don’t think I would have ever met them otherwise. I’ve never been to drag con or a meet n greet because I’m on a limited low income budget. Katya treated me with such kindness, appreciation, love & respect. I was afraid to say hi because I knew it was a wellness retreat and we are trying to do some serious healing but I was literally fan-girling. I would have been so upset with myself if I didn’t say anything. I told my aunt Belinda and she told me to go for it and I finally did. Best decision ever! You really made that experience for me, it was definitely one of the best times and highlights on that trip just by you being there. Always been a fan and always will be! Lots of love, healing and good vibes to you queens 👸🏽💕🙏🏽✨🥳 you guys rock, I can always count on y’all to bring laughter, fun & happiness into my life! I appreciate you guys and all the content and things you do.
❤️❤️❤️
you're the ultimate queen
this is such a sweet comment 🤧
It's so weird seeing Brian and Brian with Trixie and Katya's personality.
IK RIGHT!
trixie: why are people obsessed with watching podcasts also trixie: makes a visual reference 2 seconds later
I like how when Katya is telling a story, there is no way of knowing where it's going
I love how they’re like “why would anyone wanna watch this?” when shit is literally falling from the sky, and we get to live vicariously through Trixie listening to this scene of absolute madness in awe like 😲
41:15 The I love how Katya started laughing hysterically at the first millisecond of Trixies face changing 😂
the difference between seeing yall instead of just hearing is that my idiot adhd brain doesnt stop focusing every minute. i have visual AND audio input my attention is all yours
YES! THIS!
Yesssssss
also, autistic people struggle to understand things without facial cues
this whole episode was exactly why we want to see y'all. the soundproofing took me Out
Almost took out Katya too!
Katya being worried she wasn’t being funny doesn’t realize EVEN if she wasn’t being funny we would still love it because we simply love her and value what she has to say ❤️❤️
"I surely fucking did NOT"- Katya Zamo 2021 😂
This episode made me realize I’d love to see Trixie and Katya on Hot Ones🍗🔥
Both of them have a low spice tolerence I think, especially Trixie.
I was thinking the same thing!!!
No shit
Isn't Trixie vegetarian?
@@caryllmatilac2614 I remember they had vegan wings for Natalie Portman when she was on
Normalize taking time off of work. Normalize taking more than a day. This grand scheme of things: things are not that important. It’s just not. Let yourself do nothing in a world that has CONVINCED you that you need to be creating and producing and consuming things to be worthwhile Your existence and your contributions are enough, especially if you’re the talent/creator etc. you are the boss. Y’all talking about how you’re all overworked ... just stop doing that. Trixie probably the girl that Bob said “why am I doing this for only 50k?”
Most people hear "none of this matters," and it festers in their mind and soul. Me? Incredibly freeing. I can make mistakes because guess what? It doesn't matter. Wonderful.
this is my fav comment
I know that there are plenty of people who have children to feed and therefore must work a certain number of hours just to make enough. I do FULLY agree with this, but until we are paid more and given more frequent paid time off, then this will be normalized.
This comment is so nice I wish I could like it twice. Instead I'll like it once and go take a nap 💗
I called off of work the other day just to relax and sleep in and my job made me feel so terrible about it lmao… it’s so unfortunate that we can only rest on our 1 or 2 days off.. nothing else 🙄
"The blood will be on your hands, BARBARA." I want this on a shirt
maybe a companion shirt that says "Bathed in his blood" lol
It feels so bizarre seeing Trixie's actual expressions out of drag
First time I did LSD, I made myself a hot chocolate. Simple activity, took me half the night to pull off, and landed me a warm rich beverage to enjoy the rest of the night. I mostly looked at it.
I thought I was in a PS2 game and wanted to press the eject button and get home from Mars. 😂
One time I was playing fallout and the effects and lasers were leaving trails so much. Now it was so gorgeous with all the light play in the game. but I had to trash that plan as I couldn’t distinguish any targets with all of the visual input haha. Decided to work on my garden instead. Just as vibrant with color and minus the overstimulation. Add in a clear summer day, light breeze, a cocktail and some tunes and I was ace. Funny though video games are the only things that do that to me visuals wise when I’m in that situation.
I could listen to Katya telling stories for HOURS
kinda crazy comin back to old episodes and seeing an eyebrowless katya LMAO
Chill folk vibes while everyone is puking in unison. Cool cool.
im really happy we can see their faces now but how is this free?!! im broke and im grateful but HOW IS THIS FREE?!?!?! THANK YOU BALDS
don't give THE queen of capitalism any ideas!!!
The ads!
This was so fucking good. There’s something about actually seeing Trixie’s facial expressions after Katya says something COMPLETELY insane that hits different
Trixie 3 yrs ago: I'm pollyana I have never done A Drug Trixie now: alcohol, cocaine, ecstasy, GHB and Viagara in one evening they grow up so fast
That was so shocking to hear!
Them pretending like they don’t know why we would want the pod in video form. Do they not get that we are in love with them Orr.....
My thoughts exactly...
Is Katya in and out of focus or is she still partially on another plane of existence?
yeah
Both
I appreciate how quick witted Trixie is.
Thats her biggest asset hence I was shocked that she flopped Snatch Game. You need that to ace Snatch Game.
I really want to thank Katya for being so open about her experiences and struggles with addiction and mental health. There’s a lot of taboos and shame about talking openly about this kind of stuff (a vast understatement, I’m sure, speaking from the perspective of a person who’s never tried most of these drugs, let alone experienced addiction) so being so willing to talk about this is really incredibly impressive. And, without meaning to sound insensitive or clinical, I am also starting to study drugs and addiction from the psychological perspective in hopes of maybe becoming an addiction counselor one day, so hearing a first hand account of an experience with ayahuasca is a great learning experience for me. Anyway, if you’ve made it this far in this novel of a comment, thanks, and I hope you have a lovely day.
Like "Amy Adams in the corner looking for her Oscar" hahahahaha I'm stealing that one
I tell you... the LOOK on Trixie's face when Katya says, "I met a big, black pig." Sheer artistry. (And then, "Ducks ARE funny...") I shall dine out on the surrealism of these moments for as long as possible.
Brian Katya really is enlightened in many ways. She's deep, her humor belies her brilliance.
Katya has lived a *full* life, even though she's not even in her 50s yet. The shit she says on Unhhh is outrageous, and if it came out of anyone else's mouth, I would meet that with skepticism.
4:30 this expression on trixie's face when she looks at katya is just channeling our collective love for her
😭
Trixie said “she’s learning about dating show because of Katya’s show” is Katya coming out with a dating show?!
yes... trixie /david producing
@@briw9384 WAIT WAIT WAIT. Cut the cameras, deadass. They're actually doing that!!???? OMG I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING ABOUT IT. Omg wait I love this
WHAT WHAT WHAT
WHAAAT????? A DREAM COME TRUE!!!!
@@thelizardthatkatyaburnt4743 Oh... its real MAMA
The moments that I relate to Katya are always hilarious. For example saying "I am an efficient puker"
"You're all so dumb for wanting us to film an audio show" *Soundproofing falls on Katya's head*
When KATYA started dancing and said he was living for the lip sync I LOST IT. Crying and weazing in my kitchen.
I love the way that Trixie keeps her eyes on Katya while Katya is talking.😍
The thing about having video is NOT about wanting more, ladies! (At least not for most people, I think) You don't get at least.. what? 40% of the conversation without visuals, especially when it's something funny like this, full of jokes and shade and all that.. xD Having video takes it to a whole new level!! :D
Yeah I don't want to miss out on Katyas facial expressions!
Exactly!!!
Imagine not knowing what the dancing looked like!
@@kaylinsmith6921 Right?? Or miss the thing falling on Katya's head on this one.. xD
If you don't have 40% of the conversation without visuals and that's why you want visuals, it means you want 40% more :)
Trixie: why do people want to watch us? *Soundproofing falls on Katya dramatics ensue* THAT IS WHY TRACY
End of 1st Ad Read: 1:08 End of 2nd Ad Read: 16:12 End of 3rd Ad Read: 36:29
look at the quality stories we get from katya without trixie interrupting lmao
THIS IS THE TEEEEA
I was watching their faces, and I was like "Trixie looks so expressive, like she's reacting to things" it's because she's not wearing eyelashes.......
“I know how to play the guitar..... can I play a song......” “No.”
Katya is 3 days younger than her lover.. Congrats on becoming baby, cis.
Trixies nodding while katyas talking about the pig is a fucking mood
Love love LOVE how they talk about Katya's mental health in such a light way. I'm sure Trixie is watching out for her but will still give Katya shit about it 🤣🤣🤣
Still amazed by Katya's ability to be so out of focus the entire episode. A truly talented woman. Work.
Seeing them out of drag has made me realise they both have STUNNING eyes???
Why is it so interesting hearing katya talk about drugs & her experience
The “I came as soon as I heard” and “I just heard” will never NOT kill me
As a mexican myself, listening to Katya talking about her experience trying Ayahuasca was hilarious
i’m so proud of katya for being able to be so open about her treatment and addiction. it’s inspiring to see someone who can take such a terrible experience and turn it into comedy and love for others and for themself. all the love in the world for you two
The more I see Katya out of drag the more handsome and sexy and masculine I find him. Digging his tattoos and gorgeous blue eyes
Trixie talking about taking the marathon in 5 mile increments is literally how I've lived my life for the past...8 or 9 years. "I just have to get through the next five minutes," and then when those are done, "I just have to get through the next five minutes." It's not necessarily fun, or the most healthy, BUT! I don't really dwell on the past, and I'm not worrying about the future. It keeps me very much in the present, and that's a good thing, in my opinion.
I swear to god this is the best episode of this podcast
THIS PODCAST WAS INCREDIBLE!!?
I love how Katya dies laughing before Trixie even begins to say anything at 41:17 😂😂😂😂
Why do I find it so cute when Katya tells Tracy about her love life in this?? She's like "no, i wont let him be on this" and is like so protective and cute even though they clearly aren't a thing yet, and then she says "i have a crush on him". WHY IS THAT SO CUTE TO ME
I freaking love the acceptance of these friendships. I’m an addict in recovery and my closest friends are the ones who accept me and make me laugh even though I can’t make all my commitments. I totally get it Katya! You make me happy!!!!
Whoever decided to let Katya read the ad reads made the best decision of their life. I love his voice acting it's so great.
Both of your mental health is precious and worth way more than any episode you give us. Mama , if you need to take time off pleeaasssee know you are supported.
my adhd brain prefers seeing people on podcasts because it helps me focus more :)
Y’all are filling a frenemies sized hole in my heart rn
Thank you for this comment. I’ve been away from drag related content for years and the frenemies break up lead me back to Trix and Kat. Gotta say it’s nice to see actual best friends talk and joke and have it not be completely toxic.
This is sooo much better than frenemies. They’re not comparable pls 🙄
Fun fact, your podcast is the only one I can listen to without watching! Most podcasts are too fucking boring and I need that extra stimulation of watching them, but you two know how to tell a story so you guys are with me on my daily walks sometimes.
The love they have in their eyes for each other is total friend 'I know you and I see you' goals
If y’all need an assistant, i promise I’ll print out notes larger than 0.7 font.
Whenever they say each others names I am so happy idk why like at 28:17 the little "Trixie" from Katya was so cute 😭😂
I do not know Katya personally, buy I worry about her like she is my grown kiddo. Why are the most brilliant people so tortured, and what role do we consumers play in their plight...... thanks for sharing
She is so intelligent and articulate. She seems to believe she is broken. She is not. All her life’s experiences make her so lovely n insightful. Embrace your sweet self K💕
I just googled trying to find legal and safe ways to experiment with psychedelics and got sucked into a rabbit hole of articles on the prevalence of sexual abuse mostly committed by shamen against women during sessions in these kinds of ayahuasca trips. imagine basically tripping and being super easy to influence, and having someone take advantage. I am disgusted and my night is ruined. why can't we just f*ing exist in peace?
Eesh... awful. The same thing happens in dentistry by the way. Anywhere there can be an abuse of power there will be an abuse of power
Holy shit, that's vile! Why am I not surprised though 😢 I had never considered that...
I mean true that’s messed up but those psychedelic experiences are bullshit they’re not doing anything for anyone’s healing either way
@@emmabunch-benson4795 thats so not the point though? the question should be "will I get something from this or not?" instead of "will it traumatize me?"
Trixie and Katya are on form today - laughed so hard. Too many quotable lines
I absolutely love when trixie gets mouth-open shocked, agape, mostly from katyas crazy stories
It's an out of body experience to see both Brians in their natural state doing all of these voices. I'm here for it
the way katya describes her efficient puking and lack of nausea is...familiar to me
me getting drunk frequently
"i would flat stanley that shit" - trixie mattel, 2021
Katya’s laugh is a room-filling, life-affirming, colon-cleansing gift to the airwaves
“Pretty much I would let Gemma know, those were old drug addict type of shoes” I absolutely LIVE for trixie’s meme references they never get old 😂😂😂😂
English is not my first language, so it's easier for me to understand when it's video and not just audio