How Many Holes Does a Human Have?

2020 ж. 16 Ақп.
13 893 988 Рет қаралды

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Special thanks to @chubbyemu and Evelyn Lamb ( / evelynjlamb ) for answering my questions about the body and holes, respectively.
wardrobe by: / dasharez0ne
An article from Evelyn about holes: blogs.scientificamerican.com/...
the philosophy of holes: plato.stanford.edu/archives/s...
Coffee mug + doughnut sculptures and video from @henryseg :
VIDEO: • Topology joke
BUY: www.shapeways.com/product/6CJ...
sun footage: svs.gsfc.nasa.gov/12326
anatomy of the nasal cavity: • Anatomy of the Nasal C...
Supernumerary Puncta: link.springer.com/chapter/10....
accessory ostium:
www.icoi.org/glossary/accesso...
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/arti...
3D visual effects: Eric Langlay
Toilet scene effects: me and Jake Roper and Eric Langlay
music: Jake Chudnow and Audio Network
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Michael Stevens
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  • Michael’s parents “omg he’s about to say his first words” Michael “or am I”

    @bigsepticc9948@bigsepticc99484 жыл бұрын
    • Nice one

      @randomuserlol279@randomuserlol2794 жыл бұрын
    • @@erent1476 ...

      @bludalhs386@bludalhs3864 жыл бұрын
    • @@erent1476 stop

      @pandapirate25yearsago33@pandapirate25yearsago334 жыл бұрын
    • Eren Taşkın imagine needing to self promote your own video

      @ngraccisalsome@ngraccisalsome4 жыл бұрын
    • 201st like

      @touplesoup@touplesoup4 жыл бұрын
  • “You are just a bunch of meat packed around the central hole.” Best insult ever heard

    @thatguy4330@thatguy43304 жыл бұрын
    • "or are you?"

      @mayrln@mayrln4 жыл бұрын
    • or is it?

      @wolfgang5261@wolfgang52614 жыл бұрын
    • I'm certainly recycling that insult.

      @afksjaflksjalkfjlksfj@afksjaflksjalkfjlksfj4 жыл бұрын
    • That's exactly what I am.....no more...no less.

      @dr.jamesolack8504@dr.jamesolack85044 жыл бұрын
    • Indeed and Trump loves to grab that hole anytime. 🤣😂

      @hightablehierarchy9427@hightablehierarchy94274 жыл бұрын
  • Micheal is the only person who can make me watch a 21-minute video about holes.

    @GrsArt42@GrsArt426 ай бұрын
    • No one spelled Michael right

      @antonyinuzhnyi859@antonyinuzhnyi8596 ай бұрын
    • For some reason I doubt that

      @thundahofficial@thundahofficial6 ай бұрын
    • Nobody can make me do that so please tell me how many holes?

      @JGT.@JGT.6 ай бұрын
    • @@JGT. It's 7.

      @GrsArt42@GrsArt426 ай бұрын
    • I want slime

      @nickmilano2516@nickmilano25166 ай бұрын
  • no matter how old a vsauce video is, it almost never ages badly.

    @Cartoon64@Cartoon646 ай бұрын
    • Almost? 😃

      @jordanjordan3167@jordanjordan31676 ай бұрын
    • @@jordanjordan3167 yeah... I'm really curious about this... "almost"...

      @TwixiMixiPixi@TwixiMixiPixi5 ай бұрын
    • ​@@TwixiMixiPixiDid you watch Vsauce before it was a sciencey channel back when it was a videogame comedy channel. It did not age well lmao.

      @MCTrapsandTutorials@MCTrapsandTutorials5 ай бұрын
    • FR

      @EddTheSpedd@EddTheSpedd5 ай бұрын
    • @@MCTrapsandTutorialsyour reply made me check out his old videos, they’re funny

      @Tench_gaming@Tench_gaming5 ай бұрын
  • I was not prepared for how disturbing the toilet doughnut was going to get.

    @ricoreyes6044@ricoreyes60444 жыл бұрын
    • Rico Reyes ikr, I had to pause and think about wat just happened

      @urealnewman308@urealnewman3084 жыл бұрын
    • I never knew how much water a doughnut could hold, but I'm better off knowing now

      @littlefiretree1621@littlefiretree16214 жыл бұрын
    • I knew he was going to bite it. I doubt it was actually in the toilet though, probably in a bowl of water he placed in there or something

      @thishandleistaken1011@thishandleistaken10114 жыл бұрын
    • 100%

      @DaBunne@DaBunne4 жыл бұрын
    • Bruh wtf is this man doing with himself!!!!???? Like ew no

      @cheechee6473@cheechee64734 жыл бұрын
  • "Your body isn't a doughnut, It's a bodysuit for a spider." *And i now conclude after ten whole years, Michal has officially lost it.*

    @cheyenneshoemaker6627@cheyenneshoemaker66274 жыл бұрын
    • The context makes him sound even more insane

      @ziril3972@ziril39724 жыл бұрын
    • Maybe we all are spider man!

      @Arvak777@Arvak7774 жыл бұрын
    • ten HOLE years ;D

      @Carbon_Crow@Carbon_Crow4 жыл бұрын
    • Eat your cereal

      @JS-uh3ms@JS-uh3ms4 жыл бұрын
    • Look on ding, he’s been losing it for ages.

      @mono.isgtds@mono.isgtds4 жыл бұрын
  • "Holes are ontologically parasitic" might be one of the greatest quotes ever

    @guillermosolacorral597@guillermosolacorral5975 ай бұрын
  • Michael eating the donut from the toilet has scarred me for life.

    @calvintuber15000@calvintuber150005 ай бұрын
    • it’s prob a bowl of water in the toilet with camera on top

      @wasp795@wasp79518 күн бұрын
  • “Don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t- GOD HE TOOK A BITE OUT OF THE DONUT”

    @GXShattering@GXShattering3 жыл бұрын
    • One of the most artistically appetizing moments in youtube history.

      @raz0rcarich99@raz0rcarich993 жыл бұрын
    • idk probably it isn't a real toilet. Still it's a soggy 🍩🤢

      @wasifzakwan8722@wasifzakwan87223 жыл бұрын
    • @@wasifzakwan8722 They gave him a new dougnut soaked in tapwater or something.

      @MegaMementoMori@MegaMementoMori3 жыл бұрын
    • 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

      @sabrefoxx8115@sabrefoxx81153 жыл бұрын
    • @@MegaMementoMori probably a bowl of water floating in the throne, just below the gopro

      @pacman10182@pacman101823 жыл бұрын
  • Plato: A human is a featherless biped Aristotle: A human is a rational animal Michael: A human is a seven-holed donut

    @joaquinclavijo7052@joaquinclavijo70524 жыл бұрын
    • BEHOLD A MAN

      @mujackanims3098@mujackanims30984 жыл бұрын
    • 8 for some

      @hornsholdinghellishlyhotho7396@hornsholdinghellishlyhotho73964 жыл бұрын
    • Amazing comment

      @joeroche406@joeroche4064 жыл бұрын
    • Horns holding hellishly hot houndini's I’m assuming you mean by some the female, women have same amount of holes as men

      @user-xb3fq5nn7g@user-xb3fq5nn7g4 жыл бұрын
    • Espi0nageNinja not exactly buddy we would have 8

      @abbyj3981@abbyj39814 жыл бұрын
  • This is without a doubt the most cursed intro to any Vsauce video, and that’s an achievement

    @bilhelm000@bilhelm0003 ай бұрын
  • You telling me I can kill a vampire by rubbing garlic on its foot?

    @_Umbrael_@_Umbrael_7 ай бұрын
    • 💀

      @No_idea_editz@No_idea_editz7 ай бұрын
    • well anywhere really

      @wasp795@wasp79518 күн бұрын
  • Psychiatrist: tell me more about you. Me: I'm a seven hole doughnut

    @credimus6176@credimus61764 жыл бұрын
    • A bodysuit for a spider*

      @davidozzo7244@davidozzo72444 жыл бұрын
    • Davide Rignani Lolli Hell yeah

      @42starshine@42starshine4 жыл бұрын
    • Here you go 667 likes

      @thommy_0075@thommy_00754 жыл бұрын
    • Why do I hear Rick’s voice?

      @daniellin1726@daniellin17264 жыл бұрын
    • Actually 10 two nippels belly button your face and both ends under your leg

      @toastedchair8823@toastedchair88234 жыл бұрын
  • me: *sees title* how is this going to be 20 minutes? Michael: holes do not exist me: ohhhhh

    @willconcannon4396@willconcannon43964 жыл бұрын
    • Queue vsauce music

      @tomaspietravallo3832@tomaspietravallo38324 жыл бұрын
    • OR DO THEY? * vsauce music starts playing

      @semnet3217@semnet32174 жыл бұрын
    • i legit just laughed at your comment bro 😂

      @hnt.3r@hnt.3r4 жыл бұрын
    • 😂😂😂

      @sophiarose03@sophiarose034 жыл бұрын
    • Have me there like “I knew it!!!” when I really don’t know where tf he’s going with this

      @kingokolo@kingokolo4 жыл бұрын
  • As Wikipedia once said: "Please do not expand the list by creating more of them."

    @MawdyDev@MawdyDev7 ай бұрын
  • This guy makes science and biology so fun 😮❤

    @Gogi1.@Gogi1.7 ай бұрын
    • biology is also science

      @thedream6203@thedream62036 ай бұрын
    • @@thedream6203

      @A_Steam_User@A_Steam_User6 ай бұрын
    • @@thedream6203 🤓

      @ichosolemanuel6048@ichosolemanuel60486 ай бұрын
    • @@thedream6203 Theres different things in science like physics, chemistry, and biology. it's not just science as a whole

      @Doofersmirt@Doofersmirt6 ай бұрын
    • They were both fun in the first place.

      @ink535@ink5356 ай бұрын
  • "Your body isn't a donut, it's a bodysuit for a spider" That's going on Vsauce out of context for sure.

    @cailleach8416@cailleach84164 жыл бұрын
    • Cause him saying come on in and voring the camera isn't

      @pandinus1377@pandinus13774 жыл бұрын
    • And 10:00

      @siverthekkelstrand7685@siverthekkelstrand76854 жыл бұрын
    • 9:55 too

      @bogdan-cristiantimofte5625@bogdan-cristiantimofte56254 жыл бұрын
    • @@siverthekkelstrand7685 that at 10:00 is even better that slapping the solid steel ball!

      @christophpoll784@christophpoll7844 жыл бұрын
    • @@CallMeJeffrey ah yes, free internet points

      @cailleach8416@cailleach84164 жыл бұрын
  • “Don’t eat the toilet doughnut don’t ea... ahhhh nooo he ate the toilet doughnut

    @caryd67@caryd674 жыл бұрын
    • The best case scenario is he ate a clean wet donut that didnt actually go in the toilet (like in a cup beside the camera). But either way he ate a wet donut and that's just gross haha

      @Merlincat007@Merlincat0074 жыл бұрын
    • I'm hoping it was from a bowl of water, and not a toilet bowl. either way. unnecessary

      @failsaferecords@failsaferecords4 жыл бұрын
    • @@failsaferecords Bruh it's not toilet water. Just imagine yourself in his place, where would you put the donut?

      @jayah6227@jayah62274 жыл бұрын
    • C Dykhuizen everything you say for now in will be a continuous quote.

      @Preepster@Preepster4 жыл бұрын
    • I know it's a camera trick, but GAH!

      @Revenant-oq9ts@Revenant-oq9ts4 жыл бұрын
  • I have never thought about holes, and holes in the human body this much before, I also didn’t know that a human body had different kinds of holes. I have also learned what topology is. At the beginning of the video, I was asking myself how he was going to fill 21 minutes and 26 seconds with talking about how many holes a human body has. It's an educational video with a touch of humor.

    @geert-jangrootenboer4957@geert-jangrootenboer49576 ай бұрын
    • Virgin

      @adly__@adly__6 ай бұрын
  • What a great first video from Vsauce to start off with, definitely made a good first impression

    @Kaithetransb0i@Kaithetransb0i4 ай бұрын
  • He got his password back, but not his sanity.

    @jombieslayer918@jombieslayer9184 жыл бұрын
    • Did he ever?

      @A._is_for@A._is_for4 жыл бұрын
    • And we are fine with it, aren't we?

      @avikdas4055@avikdas40554 жыл бұрын
    • Who needs sanity when you have answers

      @chancedanforth7496@chancedanforth74964 жыл бұрын
    • @᪶ ᪶ or was it Ayahuasca?

      @ukaszP@ukaszP4 жыл бұрын
    • @᪶ ᪶ Or did it?

      @ChrisJohnson-ib5fp@ChrisJohnson-ib5fp4 жыл бұрын
  • "Not all holes are equal" No truer words have ever been spoken

    @Chris-li2ru@Chris-li2ru4 жыл бұрын
    • How so cuz i dont get it 🤔🤔🤔

      @lisatrappedmeinygsbasement848@lisatrappedmeinygsbasement8484 жыл бұрын
    • @@lisatrappedmeinygsbasement848 if you dont get it then you're too young to be on youtube lmao

      @sophia4332@sophia43324 жыл бұрын
    • does liking FFDP make me a military wife help lmao if you get fooled for this obviously you aren't allowed to stay up this late.

      @bariscankaya6754@bariscankaya67544 жыл бұрын
    • "now we're really stretching the use of the word hole"

      @Punished_Rustles@Punished_Rustles4 жыл бұрын
    • @Mustafa Luebeck Big brain time

      @sanderhorvli669@sanderhorvli6694 жыл бұрын
  • No doubt. Best channel and the only one who will make me watch a 21 minutes video about holes.

    @lenswtter@lenswtter5 ай бұрын
  • 10:02 no one: that one couple in the bathroom at 10 am

    @germyz@germyz7 ай бұрын
    • No one:

      @darthbane5357@darthbane535719 күн бұрын
  • How Many Holes Does a Human Have? "Holes don't even eixst" Mmm, yeah, that's some tasty Vsauce right there

    @Psianth@Psianth4 жыл бұрын
    • He is alive!

      @kagezhang3748@kagezhang37484 жыл бұрын
    • “An excellent comment”

      @becketthor6478@becketthor64784 жыл бұрын
  • Everyone watching the video: don’t eat that donut Michael: nom nom nom

    @mickeypham8814@mickeypham88144 жыл бұрын
    • really hope it wasn't actually toilet or at least he had a secondary container in that toilet

      @Stray0@Stray04 жыл бұрын
    • BrenRadNeo probably not it’s Michael we talking bout

      @SkKedDy@SkKedDy4 жыл бұрын
    • @@Stray0 to be fair, toilet water is quite clean in the us

      @lEGOBOT2565@lEGOBOT25654 жыл бұрын
    • Yuuuuck

      @marmac83@marmac834 жыл бұрын
    • I wouldn't even eat a donut that's been sitting in 100% clean water. That's only because I respect donuts too much.

      @brotherbisquick@brotherbisquick4 жыл бұрын
  • The intro nobody asked for but they still got it 😂

    @bot-qn5yg@bot-qn5yg5 ай бұрын
  • I was definitely expecting that intro.☺

    @bhattaraishiva46@bhattaraishiva4613 күн бұрын
  • "Oh wow, these seems like a cool vid-" Michael: holes don't exist

    @anfrew2511@anfrew25114 жыл бұрын
    • The universe re-imagines itself according to this guy's non-sequiturs. He is: The Mandela Effect.

      @Thallod@Thallod4 жыл бұрын
    • @@Thallod but is it really? Is the mandela effect even real?

      @GDNachoo@GDNachoo4 жыл бұрын
    • The entire universe is just a hole with bits of galaxy floating around in it.

      @GyprockGypsy@GyprockGypsy4 жыл бұрын
  • Micheal in 2013: You are the center of the universe Micheal in 2020: You are a hole

    @v.mathisiii5999@v.mathisiii59994 жыл бұрын
    • Woah

      @Joyful_Jo_@Joyful_Jo_4 жыл бұрын
    • At least 7 holes, actually

      @CGoody564@CGoody5644 жыл бұрын
    • you spelled his name wrong :(

      @michaelcousins6091@michaelcousins60914 жыл бұрын
    • ffs get his name right

      @svenjansen2134@svenjansen21344 жыл бұрын
    • Thanks for the likes!, of you want to know what video I was referring to it is “Travel Inside a Black Hole”. Also, my bad I got his name wrong 😬

      @v.mathisiii5999@v.mathisiii59994 жыл бұрын
  • This video has now made me imagine a non digestible string you could eat and have it pass through you entire digestive track and come out the other end completly intact only Michael could spark my imagination in such a way

    @TheFech80@TheFech803 ай бұрын
  • I tend to consider a hole an opening in a surface. That shape at 9:38 id consider to have 4 holes. I dont personally consider a straw to have 2, though. Because the opening isn't really on a surface, its just a surface rolled into a tube. I dont consider jeans to have holes either, since in my head that means theres an unwanted tear. But I grew up calling the legs "leg holes". Language is weird

    @woogigooie@woogigooie7 ай бұрын
  • "Why don't you go play with the neighbor's kid?" The neighbor's kid: 10:01

    @diangelic1@diangelic13 жыл бұрын
    • oh god

      @AquaBlaze1@AquaBlaze13 жыл бұрын
    • Tru

      @LTK-182@LTK-1823 жыл бұрын
    • He's a weeb?

      @nintvolet6405@nintvolet64053 жыл бұрын
    • @@nintvolet6405 ...no

      @diangelic1@diangelic13 жыл бұрын
    • @@diangelic1 is he an anime girl?

      @nintvolet6405@nintvolet64053 жыл бұрын
  • Me: How uncomfortable can a KZhead video get without being striked? Vsauce: He, he, he...

    @ericbessa5338@ericbessa53383 жыл бұрын
    • after this video about holes porn got a *hole* new meaning

      @smokill91@smokill913 жыл бұрын
    • He has a channel that used to be called dong

      @mohawk1010@mohawk10103 жыл бұрын
    • W..W..Why is he stuttering?

      @SCPFanMY@SCPFanMY3 жыл бұрын
    • Spider videos were they rip apart males

      @AEXU_@AEXU_3 жыл бұрын
    • Alternative title: Lost? How to find your butt

      @jacoblee6079@jacoblee60793 жыл бұрын
  • Yo vsauce thanks for the vids they always take me asleep when I can’t go to sleep, once again thanks dude

    @happydog_69@happydog_697 ай бұрын
  • Language in Thought and Action is an incredible read when it comes to words and their “meanings”

    @hipsterhunter4eva901@hipsterhunter4eva9017 ай бұрын
  • mom: wtf are you doing? me: rubbing garlic on my feet...

    @Kriss_941@Kriss_9414 жыл бұрын
    • I did that and that happends

      @magistercat4126@magistercat41264 жыл бұрын
    • Wario: That's my boi!

      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398@yourcordialvermillionchapw23984 жыл бұрын
    • 🤮

      @sran438@sran4384 жыл бұрын
    • Also if you dip soy sauce on your sac... *you can taste it*

      @venomfortres@venomfortres4 жыл бұрын
  • Video title: How Many Holes Does A Human Have? 4 minutes in, Michael: HOLES MIGHT NOT EVEN EXIST

    @dire_cat@dire_cat4 жыл бұрын
    • Joyce Ong 😂😂😂 thats “hey vsauce micheal here “for ya

      @harivyas9550@harivyas95504 жыл бұрын
    • I'm currently doubting the meaning of everything

      @Sohamsta@Sohamsta4 жыл бұрын
    • I mean holes don’t exist That’s why they exist

      @humanbean9370@humanbean93704 жыл бұрын
  • What an epic way to explain topology! A hole round of applause 👏

    @mikeinjapan2004@mikeinjapan20045 ай бұрын
    • Thanks for the holesome comment!

      @yxx_chris_xxy@yxx_chris_xxy2 ай бұрын
  • I've been inside Vsauce, and it felt like I was curious for more.

    @johnmeow2919@johnmeow29195 ай бұрын
  • *takes donut from the toilet *gets it near his head "oh no you won't..." *starts talking "phew, he didn't" *takes a bite "AAAAAAAAAAA"

    @georges8776@georges87764 жыл бұрын
    • Then i though top end would bbe dry, Then it driipa toilet water !!

      @xXMaDGaMeR@xXMaDGaMeR4 жыл бұрын
    • I think he edited the video, and bit a donut he just soaked in tap water

      @zionnemakoma1398@zionnemakoma13984 жыл бұрын
    • Fun fact toilet water is the same water that comes out your tap! So it is in fact just as safe (given your toilet is sufficiently clean)

      @pirateskull1819@pirateskull18194 жыл бұрын
    • @@pirateskull1819 Yeah no $hit dude the problem is clearly with the toilet isn't it :p

      @khoavo5758@khoavo57584 жыл бұрын
    • Pirateskull unless you havent... flushed yet

      @bachlamtung5131@bachlamtung51314 жыл бұрын
  • "Your body isn't a donut, it's a bodysuit for a spider." That has to be the most disturbing sentence I've ever heard on KZhead.

    @TheScyphozoa@TheScyphozoa4 жыл бұрын
    • Welcome to the rest of your life... Enjoy the generation.

      @cresun@cresun4 жыл бұрын
    • cresun the high of Methamphetamine is said to be the best feeling a human can physically endure. At that moment, the first hit of the meth pipe, you have peaked. Anyways I say this because after hearing this I have felt that high. I have peaked.

      @EddieBurke@EddieBurke4 жыл бұрын
    • Now thats just a straight fact my friend nothing disturbing about that

      @goundz@goundz4 жыл бұрын
    • Do spiders have 7 or 8 legs, how about how many holes has a spider.

      @DracoDrakie@DracoDrakie4 жыл бұрын
    • the jeans image was terrifying.

      @shirtsarfati297@shirtsarfati2974 жыл бұрын
  • still watching this 3 years ago right before new years Vsuace never changes.

    @freedombaby64@freedombaby644 ай бұрын
  • It started buffering after, "...you will eventually emerge out my..."

    @Aidon.Knowles@Aidon.Knowles7 ай бұрын
  • Michael: "You know what a hole is? It's a word. Holes might not even exist." me: "he has truly returned"

    @jerri1918@jerri19184 жыл бұрын
    • Ahole

      @putinsthirdtoe8800@putinsthirdtoe88004 жыл бұрын
    • I really missed this vsauce

      @-TK-@-TK-4 жыл бұрын
    • We truly live in the best timeline

      @theonebman7581@theonebman75814 жыл бұрын
    • Or has he?

      @mydickisunbelievablysmallb8132@mydickisunbelievablysmallb81324 жыл бұрын
    • lol

      @er.you2594@er.you25944 жыл бұрын
  • Michael: remembers Vsauce password Michael 10 seconds later: holes.

    @abhinavprajapati5962@abhinavprajapati59624 жыл бұрын
    • @a regular guy who is a gamer dont worry im currently refreshing it and boii its gettin 5-10 like per second...😂

      @abhinavprajapati5962@abhinavprajapati59624 жыл бұрын
    • that’s genius

      @siggi-em2hn@siggi-em2hn4 жыл бұрын
  • 05:42 According to the dictionary, A hole is defined as, 1.) A hollow place in a solid body or surface. 2.) A place or position that needs to be filled because someone or something is no longer there. So yes, by definition, even a plate or a flat surface is a hole.

    @M4W07@M4W077 ай бұрын
  • i literally just saw a short today captioned “vsauces weirdest intro” and now 5 hours later i just barely chose to start watching this and its this intro. i love it

    @mantasquid@mantasquidАй бұрын
  • *Michael Eats The Donut* Me: That’s Disgusting. Michael: But What Is Disgusting?

    @wasgachaaddict68@wasgachaaddict684 жыл бұрын
    • The next VSauce video! 🤗

      @dedge511@dedge5114 жыл бұрын
    • lexie. gxcha why did I hear the music

      @nepnep5367@nepnep53674 жыл бұрын
    • Michael- Or is it?

      @jitulkeot7053@jitulkeot70534 жыл бұрын
    • Why is disgusting?

      @viestursgribulis1303@viestursgribulis13034 жыл бұрын
    • the whole intro I was on edge like "is he going to fucking eat that thing"

      @glordicus723@glordicus7234 жыл бұрын
  • “How many holes does a human have?” Vsauce: _proceeds to pull donut out of toilet then eats it_

    @cluelessdragoon7052@cluelessdragoon70523 жыл бұрын
    • W

      @slipknot8605@slipknot86053 жыл бұрын
    • ive just realized vsauce is just a real and smart shitpost

      @andrewdude1614@andrewdude16143 жыл бұрын
    • Yes

      @TyroFog@TyroFog3 жыл бұрын
    • poopookaakaa donut

      @hitsanctuaryepok9960@hitsanctuaryepok99603 жыл бұрын
    • Is that why he claimed himself as HowToBasic??? 😅

      @Thundermoney@Thundermoney3 жыл бұрын
  • POV you searched this 💀

    @elizabeth4420@elizabeth44205 ай бұрын
  • the most infamous phrase oh the 21st century: “Or are they?” *followed by keyboard*

    @SeaHarrier102@SeaHarrier10228 күн бұрын
  • "Holes might not even exist" MOM, HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!

    @nialmontana@nialmontana2 жыл бұрын
    • Underrated comment

      @RoosterIllusion75@RoosterIllusion752 жыл бұрын
    • I’m the 70th like

      @Kai-yaam@Kai-yaam2 жыл бұрын
    • Haha 😄

      @jatinvashisht4293@jatinvashisht42932 жыл бұрын
    • @@Kai-yaam and somehow I'm the 700th like

      @saurabhjadhav7656@saurabhjadhav76562 жыл бұрын
    • @@saurabhjadhav7656 well isn’t that cool?

      @Kai-yaam@Kai-yaam2 жыл бұрын
  • Michael, pulling out a knife: How Many Holes Can a Human Have?

    @kevinambler4931@kevinambler49314 жыл бұрын
    • new joker?

      @specticulrtainment1809@specticulrtainment18094 жыл бұрын
    • Probably 28

      @waterbottle5367@waterbottle53674 жыл бұрын
    • uhhh

      @catherine2514@catherine25144 жыл бұрын
    • 420

      @mistadip42@mistadip424 жыл бұрын
    • @@waterbottle5367 28 STAB WOUNDS, YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE HUH

      @MystikZ@MystikZ4 жыл бұрын
  • I don’t know why or how I’ve been on KZhead this long and not seen this channel. Oh this is such a fun channel for students.

    @hollyuva6233@hollyuva62338 күн бұрын
  • In this video, Michael discusses in full whether or not a hole is still a hole after you stretch it out.

    @TacComControl@TacComControl5 ай бұрын
  • “Your body isn’t a donut, it’s a bodysuit for a spider.”

    @10MrColdFire01@10MrColdFire014 жыл бұрын
    • r/CursedComments

      @theboi9588@theboi95884 жыл бұрын
    • *(Insert U.T. Muffet theme.)*

      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398@yourcordialvermillionchapw23984 жыл бұрын
    • @@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 heh

      @neonkatze@neonkatze4 жыл бұрын
    • I cringed because it's a body suit for a 6-legged creature and a spider has 8.

      @Kragatar@Kragatar4 жыл бұрын
    • Normalcity of Vsauce videos

      @orangesky925@orangesky9254 жыл бұрын
  • “Your body isn’t a donut; it’s a body suit for a spider.” - Micheal Stevens

    @jackbrand4507@jackbrand45074 жыл бұрын
    • Jack Brand kzhead.info/sun/i8p-mLN5fJt9YHA/bejne.html

      @Tib-yu8hi@Tib-yu8hi4 жыл бұрын
    • Вогарон

      @shaxriyorxolmamatov9704@shaxriyorxolmamatov97044 жыл бұрын
    • Oh my god, someone else who actually uses semi-colons! Brethren!

      @BeansproutPost@BeansproutPost4 жыл бұрын
    • Beans its a lost art

      @jackbrand4507@jackbrand45074 жыл бұрын
  • This is so creative... massive respect!

    @ARTVGAMING@ARTVGAMING4 ай бұрын
  • Not enough.

    @HappyGaminz@HappyGaminz7 ай бұрын
  • vsauce: how many holes do people have? vsauce: well to explain this, lets eat a doughnut out of a toilet

    @markuswithak6715@markuswithak67154 жыл бұрын
    • Homer Simpson: *_"This guy gets it!"_*

      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398@yourcordialvermillionchapw23984 жыл бұрын
    • Haha

      @RainbowBodyWisdom@RainbowBodyWisdom4 жыл бұрын
    • "Shock value" isn't.

      @NajwaLaylah@NajwaLaylah4 жыл бұрын
    • @@NajwaLaylah, *_"Or is it?"_*

      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398@yourcordialvermillionchapw23984 жыл бұрын
    • Maybe it's just a bucket that from inside looks like a toilet, OR IS IT?

      @drawbacktrane@drawbacktrane4 жыл бұрын
  • Vsauce 2012: Explaining intruiging science concepts Vsauce 2020: Almost the same except Michael does some questionably insane shit during the video

    @Umirua@Umirua4 жыл бұрын
    • And I love it.

      @Lardianyt@Lardianyt4 жыл бұрын
    • Hjakakkal . kzhead.info/sun/nLtmkbOusIFvZIXC/bejne.html

      @erent1476@erent14764 жыл бұрын
    • It's not questionable

      @OwenPrescott@OwenPrescott4 жыл бұрын
    • Well that's not new for 2020, he always did in dong and even in the old vsaucr videos

      @Bigseimen@Bigseimen4 жыл бұрын
    • I'm glad he does it, it gets more people interested in his videos, and more importantly, science

      @monsieurdevan1227@monsieurdevan12274 жыл бұрын
  • I need you to understand that I have never recovered from this opening

    @reid3031@reid30317 ай бұрын
  • Flow with the scootch, man. Flow with the scootch.

    @AllHailZeppelin@AllHailZeppelin7 ай бұрын
  • That intro is everything I didn't know I needed

    @DolanDarker@DolanDarker4 жыл бұрын
    • such an annoying kissass

      @thedude8231@thedude82314 жыл бұрын
    • @@thedude8231 ikr

      @kupfer-187-sulfat6@kupfer-187-sulfat64 жыл бұрын
    • Dolan Darker are you god?

      @Andy-lp8kl@Andy-lp8kl4 жыл бұрын
    • @@thedude8231 oh yes apologies for being a Vsauce fan

      @DolanDarker@DolanDarker4 жыл бұрын
    • @@thedude8231 ...

      @JackAttack65@JackAttack654 жыл бұрын
  • Title: How many holes does a human have? Vsauce: The holes might not even exist Me: ok

    @letwen@letwen4 жыл бұрын
    • what?

      @Atli-gm1gc@Atli-gm1gc4 жыл бұрын
    • @kptins underrated reply

      @stabgan@stabgan4 жыл бұрын
    • @kptins wait this isn't porn?

      @abirneji@abirneji4 жыл бұрын
    • like number 700 *BOI*

      @lucielsloml@lucielsloml4 жыл бұрын
    • Its exist kzhead.info/sun/fpSNnquyrXh6in0/bejne.html

      @schaunichtaufmeinprofilbil568@schaunichtaufmeinprofilbil5684 жыл бұрын
  • This is one of the most unhinged yet fascinating videos I think I’ve ever watched

    @reubendemmler5511@reubendemmler5511Ай бұрын
  • The intro; Cameraman:💀 Vsouce eating a toilet water donut:💀 The toilet being the witness to all o' this:💀

    @kerim_IY@kerim_IY5 ай бұрын
  • "Your body isn't a doughnut, it's a bodysuit for a spider" That's exactly the type of thing I want to hear when I open a Vsauce video

    @albierto00@albierto004 жыл бұрын
    • But it only has 8 holes, so there is no opening for the head :( Let's use it as a bodysuit for an ant, so theres 6 legs, 1 head and I'll throw in a hole for bodily waste purposes.

      @thulyblu5486@thulyblu54864 жыл бұрын
    • More like a Jellyfish Piloting a MeatSuit Gundam.

      @KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven4 жыл бұрын
    • Which is in the Shape of a Menorah. @18:15

      @KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven4 жыл бұрын
    • Our body is a seven-holed-doughnut

      @horizon3064@horizon30644 жыл бұрын
    • @@thulyblu5486 Exactly. This was triggering me big time.

      @frocco7125@frocco71254 жыл бұрын
  • Vsauce: *explains and lists all of the holes in a human body* Hentai producers: write that down! write that down!

    @bruhh489@bruhh4894 жыл бұрын
    • Underrated

      @blake.aes.6521@blake.aes.65214 жыл бұрын
    • 😂😂😂

      @RealDerekDean@RealDerekDean4 жыл бұрын
    • make this top comment!

      @viktornaychev7447@viktornaychev74474 жыл бұрын
    • Kinky porn producers: this is where the fun begins The women: I'm boutta end my own career

      @gin1747@gin17474 жыл бұрын
    • lol

      @elijahzufalligeanordnung1843@elijahzufalligeanordnung18434 жыл бұрын
  • 5:37 yes. a hole that goes from one side of the plate through infinity to the opposite side of the plate.

    @cones914@cones9147 ай бұрын
  • 1) You stare into my soul 2) donout out of toilet? 3) body language

    @j4d_ate@j4d_ate7 ай бұрын
  • Me: Why is VSauce not posting? Michael(raises eyebrow): Or are we

    @arewealone6376@arewealone63764 жыл бұрын
    • Are We Alone *vsauce music plays”

      @gmanpboy@gmanpboy4 жыл бұрын
    • Michael: what is posting? is there posting?

      @ahmadsulaiman3886@ahmadsulaiman38864 жыл бұрын
    • hey vsauce, Michael here. I dont post. but what is post? well in 1789 etc.

      @shamgodrice8945@shamgodrice89454 жыл бұрын
    • he posts on d!ng

      @shamgodrice8945@shamgodrice89454 жыл бұрын
    • CL Rice he uploaded on the main channel 3 months ago. D!ng hasn’t uploaded in 6 months. Lmao

      @cornelioussandersapickleho8312@cornelioussandersapickleho83124 жыл бұрын
  • I swear he lost his sanity after doing the isolation chamber and we’re just watching him slowly descend

    @mrkitloin@mrkitloin3 жыл бұрын
    • You think this man was ever sane to begin with?!?

      @PhoenixAce@PhoenixAce3 жыл бұрын
    • @@PhoenixAce he is saner than most of us :)

      @frogz@frogz3 жыл бұрын
    • hypersane infact, not hyposane

      @frogz@frogz3 жыл бұрын
    • He bounced back

      @yestermorrow3223@yestermorrow32233 жыл бұрын
    • that is the price of god like knowledge.

      @jeremiahnoar7504@jeremiahnoar75043 жыл бұрын
  • I think a good rule of thumb is a the depth of a holes deepest point should be longer then the largest diameter or length of the opening of the hole

    @mrbanana4536@mrbanana45366 ай бұрын
  • Given that Micheal actually didn't have an actual toilet water in that, that donut eating from water definitely made me hungry.

    @raantas946@raantas9467 ай бұрын
  • Everyone: Michael is back. Michael: Human body is a seven holed donut.

    @shashankgurav7192@shashankgurav71924 жыл бұрын
    • Thanks for this, I couldn't hear it because I am blind

      @AwesomeTheAsim@AwesomeTheAsim4 жыл бұрын
    • 😂😂

      @Memessssss@Memessssss4 жыл бұрын
    • Just a normal video

      @domcruise8123@domcruise81234 жыл бұрын
    • That part in the video where everything that was talked about so far starts to connect and make sense and then everything clicks into place is why I love Vsauce. For as much budget that Mind Field has, it never blew my mind as much as a good ol' Vsauce video. Same goes with DONG; those were never like Vsauce videos.

      @brickstonesonn9276@brickstonesonn92764 жыл бұрын
    • Yum

      @NotCy.@NotCy.4 жыл бұрын
  • Imagine if a stranger asked him how many holes a human body has and he starts explaining this

    @arez8790@arez87903 жыл бұрын
    • I hope that happens

      @keiwa11@keiwa113 жыл бұрын
    • "You got 22 mins?".

      @yenikeenom5077@yenikeenom50773 жыл бұрын
    • *Hi vsauce , michael here!""

      @moniljainshah3508@moniljainshah35083 жыл бұрын
    • "Sir this is a Wendy's"

      @gabrielpraslin9576@gabrielpraslin95763 жыл бұрын
    • Omg just imagine! Imagine. Imagine......

      @Blernster@Blernster2 жыл бұрын
  • It really made me laugh (the transformation of the idea of hole from the jar to the bowl)😂😂😂😅😅😅

    @EasilyExplainedE@EasilyExplainedE6 ай бұрын
  • So, the number of holes is called The Genus, g, in Topology, and it satisfies the formula χ=2-2g, where χ is the Euler constant (vertices-edges+faces). So a sphere has Euler constant 2, a doughnut an Euler constant of 0, a two-holed doughnut -2, etc. g can be defined as the number of generators of a homology group. More about that in Topology/Algebraic Topology.

    @nektariosorfanoudakis2270@nektariosorfanoudakis22702 ай бұрын
  • Michael: How many holes are in a human body? Also Michael: Doesn’t matter, holes don’t exist

    @jampackedproduction4233@jampackedproduction42334 жыл бұрын
    • Humans are sponges of atoms Or you know *M E A T S P O N G E*

      @anadaere6861@anadaere68614 жыл бұрын
    • kzhead.info/sun/nLtmkbOusIFvZIU/bejne.html u don't know this

      @erent1476@erent14764 жыл бұрын
  • "Your body isn't a donut, it's a body suit for a spider." Dude I honestly didn't think I'd ever get here without drugs but here I am.

    @lightsinthesky4989@lightsinthesky49893 жыл бұрын
    • Bummer!

      @mariopuzo4509@mariopuzo45093 жыл бұрын
    • My mind is bigobobbled

      @BeanBurrito2413@BeanBurrito24133 жыл бұрын
    • voidmanagment- That's why prisoners are given quarantine and not drugs

      @shart7660@shart76603 жыл бұрын
    • You have 666 likes I don't wanna ruin it

      @rewesandwich@rewesandwich3 жыл бұрын
    • good job, now you can start doing drugs

      @autismo4029@autismo40293 жыл бұрын
  • Watching this man for the first time he scared me so bad he's giving a good vibe- am I crazy??

    @Summer-lv1tw@Summer-lv1tw5 ай бұрын
  • Please tell me that wasn't a real toilet.

    @cellogirl11rw55@cellogirl11rw557 ай бұрын
  • Don't eat the toilet donut, DON'T EAT THE TOILET DONUT- he ate the toilet donut

    @Liz-lq8hw@Liz-lq8hw3 жыл бұрын
    • vsauce: They call me a mad man

      @botatothedev12@botatothedev123 жыл бұрын
    • @Shawn 824 or did he...

      @atanki5682@atanki56823 жыл бұрын
    • I hated how he ate it I’m unaubing

      @alexblackburn8200@alexblackburn82003 жыл бұрын
    • I like to think the water was actually glaze and he just ate a normal donut

      @Statability@Statability3 жыл бұрын
    • probably just a bucket he put the camera in

      @kaibowerman8574@kaibowerman85743 жыл бұрын
  • 0:45 BRO ATE THE TOILET-WATER DONUT 😭

    @Childofthebread@Childofthebread7 ай бұрын
  • Very holesome video, thanks for sharing!

    @LucasOliveira-dj6gg@LucasOliveira-dj6gg7 ай бұрын
  • Cashier: "That'll be one dollar please." Michael: "Here's four quarters. That makes a dollar.." Cashier: "Okay." Michael: "....OR DOES IT?" Cashier: "Please, God no....."

    @swordchucks777@swordchucks7774 жыл бұрын
    • Not again this is the 10th time this day

      @tophiphi@tophiphi4 жыл бұрын
    • @@tophiphi So underrated comment

      @afrini@afrini4 жыл бұрын
    • Oml I am done xD

      @mazzyjazzy5593@mazzyjazzy55934 жыл бұрын
    • ​@@martingreen4543 *spitting* some facts for money

      @patrickjosebuchner7677@patrickjosebuchner76774 жыл бұрын
    • @@tophiphi So he spent 10 dollars... OR DID HE??

      @ShadowCooper77@ShadowCooper774 жыл бұрын
  • “Your body is a bodysuit for a spider” I know some people that would have nightmares for weeks if you told them that, Michael

    @Ragnarons@Ragnarons4 жыл бұрын
    • It looked like a Menorah to me xD

      @faethon6990@faethon69904 жыл бұрын
    • I’m so glad you didn’t tell me. I would have nightmares for weeks!

      @haimizoid8400@haimizoid84004 жыл бұрын
    • thank you, stranger.

      @achia8844@achia88444 жыл бұрын
    • 10:02 thank me later ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      @SamFriedman@SamFriedman4 жыл бұрын
    • Well, thanks for the nightmares

      @MabZy@MabZy4 жыл бұрын
  • I'm so glad Vsauce didn't stay a game channel. Such a master class in video production every time.

    @JokeDeity2@JokeDeity24 ай бұрын
  • "How many holes does the human have?" Not enough.

    @SludgeBob@SludgeBob7 ай бұрын
  • I genuinely believe that Michael has gotten crazier ever since he isolated himself in that white room for several days.

    @metashrew@metashrew4 жыл бұрын
    • If he hadn't been perfectly rational through 3 seasons of Mind Field, I'd worry his insanity is being exploited for money by some puppetmaster.

      @ACogloc@ACogloc4 жыл бұрын
    • Hes back tho

      @lye1559@lye15594 жыл бұрын
    • Yes

      @bittersweet9059@bittersweet90594 жыл бұрын
    • Lol yes

      @kangaroogaming7008@kangaroogaming70084 жыл бұрын
    • Imagine walking up to that door and hearing this dialogue

      @onashenwings3850@onashenwings38504 жыл бұрын
  • "How many holes doas a human have?" "Holes might not even exist"

    @user-op5wx9rb1v@user-op5wx9rb1v4 жыл бұрын
    • or DO THEY!?

      @filipkrsteski@filipkrsteski4 жыл бұрын
    • Well I dont know how about draw 2 cards then find out hey that's banned

      @deliajimnez8701@deliajimnez87014 жыл бұрын
    • lol read it right as he said it

      @twandepan@twandepan4 жыл бұрын
    • I count 4 for male 5 for waman

      @coke8077@coke80774 жыл бұрын
    • Actually no its way more

      @coke8077@coke80774 жыл бұрын
  • That into is enough for me right now. i should have stayed curious 💀💀💀

    @PbjFTF@PbjFTF2 ай бұрын
  • I honestly never thought about how we don't have holes and we're just loose constellations of atoms

    @Funnyyoutubedude@Funnyyoutubedude7 ай бұрын
  • when i saw the donut, my brain was like: dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut and then, what had to happen, happened. he ate the donut

    @g_lorn@g_lorn4 жыл бұрын
    • Same, as soon as i saw it i knew... but i still wasn't ready 😂

      @stateofhibernation@stateofhibernation4 жыл бұрын
    • i feel dead inside now

      @eeka_droid@eeka_droid4 жыл бұрын
    • It was probably just a bucket or something with clean water in it, with a toilet seat on top of it. Not that hard to do.. and he could just spit it out afterwards if he wanted.

      @I_am_a_cat_@I_am_a_cat_4 жыл бұрын
    • @@I_am_a_cat_ well if you go in the slowest playback speed you'll notice that it is not a toilet in deed.. thank god

      @eeka_droid@eeka_droid4 жыл бұрын
    • @@I_am_a_cat_ You mean he didn't eat from the toilet water with his poop in it ??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      @noireuxsbox2697@noireuxsbox26974 жыл бұрын
  • Getting more and more convinced that Michael indeed is HowToBasic.

    @PantsuMann@PantsuMann4 жыл бұрын
    • Nice reference

      @user-mz7cn9hq8v@user-mz7cn9hq8v4 жыл бұрын
    • He's getting more insane by each new video.

      @ethanbaker9118@ethanbaker91184 жыл бұрын
    • Sorry mate. Look up “howtobasic chris smith”. kzhead.info/sun/ndGOZZGSsYCDf4k/bejne.html

      @DAWGclips.@DAWGclips.4 жыл бұрын
    • @First name Last name how to basic's face reveal, he said that he's actually Vsauce

      @user-mz7cn9hq8v@user-mz7cn9hq8v4 жыл бұрын
    • genuinely

      @tp1835@tp18354 жыл бұрын
  • Enough to satisfy the whole football team

    @jarlivwilmerus8353@jarlivwilmerus83537 ай бұрын
    • Bro 😭💀

      @No_idea_editz@No_idea_editz7 ай бұрын
    • What

      @kkk-gf6sj@kkk-gf6sj7 ай бұрын
  • Alot of holes close together makes my skin crawl like crazy

    @HiImKendall@HiImKendall4 ай бұрын
  • Michael: *grabs donut* Me: don't do it... Michael: *eats donut* Me: he did it...

    @lasasylum8449@lasasylum84492 жыл бұрын
    • @wqxf its actually both

      @loriumartinez@loriumartinez2 жыл бұрын
    • Ok, when i saw this, i was like "ugh, did he really?", Then the part plays.

      @bigfunnimonke9160@bigfunnimonke91602 жыл бұрын
    • I was telling “He’s probably going to eat the donut 🍩

      @Th3Scorpion@Th3Scorpion2 жыл бұрын
    • Its gonna give me nightmares

      @stephenchen004@stephenchen0042 жыл бұрын
    • It was probably just in a bowl with water and a camera in it.

      @gradypharr1300@gradypharr13002 жыл бұрын
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