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Special thanks to @chubbyemu and Evelyn Lamb ( / evelynjlamb ) for answering my questions about the body and holes, respectively.
wardrobe by: / dasharez0ne
An article from Evelyn about holes: blogs.scientificamerican.com/...
the philosophy of holes: plato.stanford.edu/archives/s...
Coffee mug + doughnut sculptures and video from @henryseg :
VIDEO: • Topology joke
BUY: www.shapeways.com/product/6CJ...
sun footage: svs.gsfc.nasa.gov/12326
anatomy of the nasal cavity: • Anatomy of the Nasal C...
Supernumerary Puncta: link.springer.com/chapter/10....
accessory ostium:
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3D visual effects: Eric Langlay
Toilet scene effects: me and Jake Roper and Eric Langlay
music: Jake Chudnow and Audio Network
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Michael Stevens
PO Box 33168
L.A. CA 90033
Michael’s parents “omg he’s about to say his first words” Michael “or am I”
Nice one
@@erent1476 ...
@@erent1476 stop
Eren Taşkın imagine needing to self promote your own video
201st like
“You are just a bunch of meat packed around the central hole.” Best insult ever heard
"or are you?"
or is it?
I'm certainly recycling that insult.
That's exactly what I am.....no more...no less.
Indeed and Trump loves to grab that hole anytime. 🤣😂
Micheal is the only person who can make me watch a 21-minute video about holes.
No one spelled Michael right
For some reason I doubt that
Nobody can make me do that so please tell me how many holes?
@@JGT. It's 7.
I want slime
no matter how old a vsauce video is, it almost never ages badly.
Almost? 😃
@@jordanjordan3167 yeah... I'm really curious about this... "almost"...
@@TwixiMixiPixiDid you watch Vsauce before it was a sciencey channel back when it was a videogame comedy channel. It did not age well lmao.
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@@MCTrapsandTutorialsyour reply made me check out his old videos, they’re funny
I was not prepared for how disturbing the toilet doughnut was going to get.
Rico Reyes ikr, I had to pause and think about wat just happened
I never knew how much water a doughnut could hold, but I'm better off knowing now
I knew he was going to bite it. I doubt it was actually in the toilet though, probably in a bowl of water he placed in there or something
100%
Bruh wtf is this man doing with himself!!!!???? Like ew no
"Your body isn't a doughnut, It's a bodysuit for a spider." *And i now conclude after ten whole years, Michal has officially lost it.*
The context makes him sound even more insane
Maybe we all are spider man!
ten HOLE years ;D
Eat your cereal
Look on ding, he’s been losing it for ages.
"Holes are ontologically parasitic" might be one of the greatest quotes ever
Michael eating the donut from the toilet has scarred me for life.
it’s prob a bowl of water in the toilet with camera on top
“Don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t- GOD HE TOOK A BITE OUT OF THE DONUT”
One of the most artistically appetizing moments in youtube history.
idk probably it isn't a real toilet. Still it's a soggy 🍩🤢
@@wasifzakwan8722 They gave him a new dougnut soaked in tapwater or something.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@@MegaMementoMori probably a bowl of water floating in the throne, just below the gopro
Plato: A human is a featherless biped Aristotle: A human is a rational animal Michael: A human is a seven-holed donut
BEHOLD A MAN
8 for some
Amazing comment
Horns holding hellishly hot houndini's I’m assuming you mean by some the female, women have same amount of holes as men
Espi0nageNinja not exactly buddy we would have 8
This is without a doubt the most cursed intro to any Vsauce video, and that’s an achievement
You telling me I can kill a vampire by rubbing garlic on its foot?
💀
well anywhere really
Psychiatrist: tell me more about you. Me: I'm a seven hole doughnut
A bodysuit for a spider*
Davide Rignani Lolli Hell yeah
Here you go 667 likes
Why do I hear Rick’s voice?
Actually 10 two nippels belly button your face and both ends under your leg
me: *sees title* how is this going to be 20 minutes? Michael: holes do not exist me: ohhhhh
Queue vsauce music
OR DO THEY? * vsauce music starts playing
i legit just laughed at your comment bro 😂
😂😂😂
Have me there like “I knew it!!!” when I really don’t know where tf he’s going with this
As Wikipedia once said: "Please do not expand the list by creating more of them."
This guy makes science and biology so fun 😮❤
biology is also science
@@thedream6203
@@thedream6203 🤓
@@thedream6203 Theres different things in science like physics, chemistry, and biology. it's not just science as a whole
They were both fun in the first place.
"Your body isn't a donut, it's a bodysuit for a spider" That's going on Vsauce out of context for sure.
Cause him saying come on in and voring the camera isn't
And 10:00
9:55 too
@@siverthekkelstrand7685 that at 10:00 is even better that slapping the solid steel ball!
@@CallMeJeffrey ah yes, free internet points
“Don’t eat the toilet doughnut don’t ea... ahhhh nooo he ate the toilet doughnut
The best case scenario is he ate a clean wet donut that didnt actually go in the toilet (like in a cup beside the camera). But either way he ate a wet donut and that's just gross haha
I'm hoping it was from a bowl of water, and not a toilet bowl. either way. unnecessary
@@failsaferecords Bruh it's not toilet water. Just imagine yourself in his place, where would you put the donut?
C Dykhuizen everything you say for now in will be a continuous quote.
I know it's a camera trick, but GAH!
I have never thought about holes, and holes in the human body this much before, I also didn’t know that a human body had different kinds of holes. I have also learned what topology is. At the beginning of the video, I was asking myself how he was going to fill 21 minutes and 26 seconds with talking about how many holes a human body has. It's an educational video with a touch of humor.
Virgin
What a great first video from Vsauce to start off with, definitely made a good first impression
He got his password back, but not his sanity.
Did he ever?
And we are fine with it, aren't we?
Who needs sanity when you have answers
@᪶ ᪶ or was it Ayahuasca?
@᪶ ᪶ Or did it?
"Not all holes are equal" No truer words have ever been spoken
How so cuz i dont get it 🤔🤔🤔
@@lisatrappedmeinygsbasement848 if you dont get it then you're too young to be on youtube lmao
does liking FFDP make me a military wife help lmao if you get fooled for this obviously you aren't allowed to stay up this late.
"now we're really stretching the use of the word hole"
@Mustafa Luebeck Big brain time
No doubt. Best channel and the only one who will make me watch a 21 minutes video about holes.
10:02 no one: that one couple in the bathroom at 10 am
No one:
How Many Holes Does a Human Have? "Holes don't even eixst" Mmm, yeah, that's some tasty Vsauce right there
He is alive!
“An excellent comment”
Everyone watching the video: don’t eat that donut Michael: nom nom nom
really hope it wasn't actually toilet or at least he had a secondary container in that toilet
BrenRadNeo probably not it’s Michael we talking bout
@@Stray0 to be fair, toilet water is quite clean in the us
Yuuuuck
I wouldn't even eat a donut that's been sitting in 100% clean water. That's only because I respect donuts too much.
The intro nobody asked for but they still got it 😂
I was definitely expecting that intro.☺
"Oh wow, these seems like a cool vid-" Michael: holes don't exist
The universe re-imagines itself according to this guy's non-sequiturs. He is: The Mandela Effect.
@@Thallod but is it really? Is the mandela effect even real?
The entire universe is just a hole with bits of galaxy floating around in it.
Micheal in 2013: You are the center of the universe Micheal in 2020: You are a hole
Woah
At least 7 holes, actually
you spelled his name wrong :(
ffs get his name right
Thanks for the likes!, of you want to know what video I was referring to it is “Travel Inside a Black Hole”. Also, my bad I got his name wrong 😬
This video has now made me imagine a non digestible string you could eat and have it pass through you entire digestive track and come out the other end completly intact only Michael could spark my imagination in such a way
I tend to consider a hole an opening in a surface. That shape at 9:38 id consider to have 4 holes. I dont personally consider a straw to have 2, though. Because the opening isn't really on a surface, its just a surface rolled into a tube. I dont consider jeans to have holes either, since in my head that means theres an unwanted tear. But I grew up calling the legs "leg holes". Language is weird
"Why don't you go play with the neighbor's kid?" The neighbor's kid: 10:01
oh god
Tru
He's a weeb?
@@nintvolet6405 ...no
@@diangelic1 is he an anime girl?
Me: How uncomfortable can a KZhead video get without being striked? Vsauce: He, he, he...
after this video about holes porn got a *hole* new meaning
He has a channel that used to be called dong
W..W..Why is he stuttering?
Spider videos were they rip apart males
Alternative title: Lost? How to find your butt
Yo vsauce thanks for the vids they always take me asleep when I can’t go to sleep, once again thanks dude
Language in Thought and Action is an incredible read when it comes to words and their “meanings”
mom: wtf are you doing? me: rubbing garlic on my feet...
I did that and that happends
Wario: That's my boi!
🤮
Also if you dip soy sauce on your sac... *you can taste it*
Video title: How Many Holes Does A Human Have? 4 minutes in, Michael: HOLES MIGHT NOT EVEN EXIST
Joyce Ong 😂😂😂 thats “hey vsauce micheal here “for ya
I'm currently doubting the meaning of everything
I mean holes don’t exist That’s why they exist
What an epic way to explain topology! A hole round of applause 👏
Thanks for the holesome comment!
I've been inside Vsauce, and it felt like I was curious for more.
*takes donut from the toilet *gets it near his head "oh no you won't..." *starts talking "phew, he didn't" *takes a bite "AAAAAAAAAAA"
Then i though top end would bbe dry, Then it driipa toilet water !!
I think he edited the video, and bit a donut he just soaked in tap water
Fun fact toilet water is the same water that comes out your tap! So it is in fact just as safe (given your toilet is sufficiently clean)
@@pirateskull1819 Yeah no $hit dude the problem is clearly with the toilet isn't it :p
Pirateskull unless you havent... flushed yet
"Your body isn't a donut, it's a bodysuit for a spider." That has to be the most disturbing sentence I've ever heard on KZhead.
Welcome to the rest of your life... Enjoy the generation.
cresun the high of Methamphetamine is said to be the best feeling a human can physically endure. At that moment, the first hit of the meth pipe, you have peaked. Anyways I say this because after hearing this I have felt that high. I have peaked.
Now thats just a straight fact my friend nothing disturbing about that
Do spiders have 7 or 8 legs, how about how many holes has a spider.
the jeans image was terrifying.
still watching this 3 years ago right before new years Vsuace never changes.
It started buffering after, "...you will eventually emerge out my..."
Michael: "You know what a hole is? It's a word. Holes might not even exist." me: "he has truly returned"
Ahole
I really missed this vsauce
We truly live in the best timeline
Or has he?
lol
Michael: remembers Vsauce password Michael 10 seconds later: holes.
@a regular guy who is a gamer dont worry im currently refreshing it and boii its gettin 5-10 like per second...😂
that’s genius
05:42 According to the dictionary, A hole is defined as, 1.) A hollow place in a solid body or surface. 2.) A place or position that needs to be filled because someone or something is no longer there. So yes, by definition, even a plate or a flat surface is a hole.
i literally just saw a short today captioned “vsauces weirdest intro” and now 5 hours later i just barely chose to start watching this and its this intro. i love it
*Michael Eats The Donut* Me: That’s Disgusting. Michael: But What Is Disgusting?
The next VSauce video! 🤗
lexie. gxcha why did I hear the music
Michael- Or is it?
Why is disgusting?
the whole intro I was on edge like "is he going to fucking eat that thing"
“How many holes does a human have?” Vsauce: _proceeds to pull donut out of toilet then eats it_
W
ive just realized vsauce is just a real and smart shitpost
Yes
poopookaakaa donut
Is that why he claimed himself as HowToBasic??? 😅
POV you searched this 💀
the most infamous phrase oh the 21st century: “Or are they?” *followed by keyboard*
"Holes might not even exist" MOM, HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!
Underrated comment
I’m the 70th like
Haha 😄
@@Kai-yaam and somehow I'm the 700th like
@@saurabhjadhav7656 well isn’t that cool?
Michael, pulling out a knife: How Many Holes Can a Human Have?
new joker?
Probably 28
uhhh
420
@@waterbottle5367 28 STAB WOUNDS, YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE HUH
I don’t know why or how I’ve been on KZhead this long and not seen this channel. Oh this is such a fun channel for students.
In this video, Michael discusses in full whether or not a hole is still a hole after you stretch it out.
“Your body isn’t a donut, it’s a bodysuit for a spider.”
r/CursedComments
*(Insert U.T. Muffet theme.)*
@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 heh
I cringed because it's a body suit for a 6-legged creature and a spider has 8.
Normalcity of Vsauce videos
“Your body isn’t a donut; it’s a body suit for a spider.” - Micheal Stevens
Jack Brand kzhead.info/sun/i8p-mLN5fJt9YHA/bejne.html
Вогарон
Oh my god, someone else who actually uses semi-colons! Brethren!
Beans its a lost art
This is so creative... massive respect!
Not enough.
vsauce: how many holes do people have? vsauce: well to explain this, lets eat a doughnut out of a toilet
Homer Simpson: *_"This guy gets it!"_*
Haha
"Shock value" isn't.
@@NajwaLaylah, *_"Or is it?"_*
Maybe it's just a bucket that from inside looks like a toilet, OR IS IT?
Vsauce 2012: Explaining intruiging science concepts Vsauce 2020: Almost the same except Michael does some questionably insane shit during the video
And I love it.
Hjakakkal . kzhead.info/sun/nLtmkbOusIFvZIXC/bejne.html
It's not questionable
Well that's not new for 2020, he always did in dong and even in the old vsaucr videos
I'm glad he does it, it gets more people interested in his videos, and more importantly, science
I need you to understand that I have never recovered from this opening
Flow with the scootch, man. Flow with the scootch.
That intro is everything I didn't know I needed
such an annoying kissass
@@thedude8231 ikr
Dolan Darker are you god?
@@thedude8231 oh yes apologies for being a Vsauce fan
@@thedude8231 ...
Title: How many holes does a human have? Vsauce: The holes might not even exist Me: ok
what?
@kptins underrated reply
@kptins wait this isn't porn?
like number 700 *BOI*
Its exist kzhead.info/sun/fpSNnquyrXh6in0/bejne.html
This is one of the most unhinged yet fascinating videos I think I’ve ever watched
The intro; Cameraman:💀 Vsouce eating a toilet water donut:💀 The toilet being the witness to all o' this:💀
"Your body isn't a doughnut, it's a bodysuit for a spider" That's exactly the type of thing I want to hear when I open a Vsauce video
But it only has 8 holes, so there is no opening for the head :( Let's use it as a bodysuit for an ant, so theres 6 legs, 1 head and I'll throw in a hole for bodily waste purposes.
More like a Jellyfish Piloting a MeatSuit Gundam.
Which is in the Shape of a Menorah. @18:15
Our body is a seven-holed-doughnut
@@thulyblu5486 Exactly. This was triggering me big time.
Vsauce: *explains and lists all of the holes in a human body* Hentai producers: write that down! write that down!
Underrated
😂😂😂
make this top comment!
Kinky porn producers: this is where the fun begins The women: I'm boutta end my own career
lol
5:37 yes. a hole that goes from one side of the plate through infinity to the opposite side of the plate.
1) You stare into my soul 2) donout out of toilet? 3) body language
Me: Why is VSauce not posting? Michael(raises eyebrow): Or are we
Are We Alone *vsauce music plays”
Michael: what is posting? is there posting?
hey vsauce, Michael here. I dont post. but what is post? well in 1789 etc.
he posts on d!ng
CL Rice he uploaded on the main channel 3 months ago. D!ng hasn’t uploaded in 6 months. Lmao
I swear he lost his sanity after doing the isolation chamber and we’re just watching him slowly descend
You think this man was ever sane to begin with?!?
@@PhoenixAce he is saner than most of us :)
hypersane infact, not hyposane
He bounced back
that is the price of god like knowledge.
I think a good rule of thumb is a the depth of a holes deepest point should be longer then the largest diameter or length of the opening of the hole
Given that Micheal actually didn't have an actual toilet water in that, that donut eating from water definitely made me hungry.
Everyone: Michael is back. Michael: Human body is a seven holed donut.
Thanks for this, I couldn't hear it because I am blind
😂😂
Just a normal video
That part in the video where everything that was talked about so far starts to connect and make sense and then everything clicks into place is why I love Vsauce. For as much budget that Mind Field has, it never blew my mind as much as a good ol' Vsauce video. Same goes with DONG; those were never like Vsauce videos.
Yum
Imagine if a stranger asked him how many holes a human body has and he starts explaining this
I hope that happens
"You got 22 mins?".
*Hi vsauce , michael here!""
"Sir this is a Wendy's"
Omg just imagine! Imagine. Imagine......
It really made me laugh (the transformation of the idea of hole from the jar to the bowl)😂😂😂😅😅😅
So, the number of holes is called The Genus, g, in Topology, and it satisfies the formula χ=2-2g, where χ is the Euler constant (vertices-edges+faces). So a sphere has Euler constant 2, a doughnut an Euler constant of 0, a two-holed doughnut -2, etc. g can be defined as the number of generators of a homology group. More about that in Topology/Algebraic Topology.
Michael: How many holes are in a human body? Also Michael: Doesn’t matter, holes don’t exist
Humans are sponges of atoms Or you know *M E A T S P O N G E*
kzhead.info/sun/nLtmkbOusIFvZIU/bejne.html u don't know this
"Your body isn't a donut, it's a body suit for a spider." Dude I honestly didn't think I'd ever get here without drugs but here I am.
Bummer!
My mind is bigobobbled
voidmanagment- That's why prisoners are given quarantine and not drugs
You have 666 likes I don't wanna ruin it
good job, now you can start doing drugs
Watching this man for the first time he scared me so bad he's giving a good vibe- am I crazy??
Please tell me that wasn't a real toilet.
Don't eat the toilet donut, DON'T EAT THE TOILET DONUT- he ate the toilet donut
vsauce: They call me a mad man
@Shawn 824 or did he...
I hated how he ate it I’m unaubing
I like to think the water was actually glaze and he just ate a normal donut
probably just a bucket he put the camera in
0:45 BRO ATE THE TOILET-WATER DONUT 😭
Very holesome video, thanks for sharing!
Cashier: "That'll be one dollar please." Michael: "Here's four quarters. That makes a dollar.." Cashier: "Okay." Michael: "....OR DOES IT?" Cashier: "Please, God no....."
Not again this is the 10th time this day
@@tophiphi So underrated comment
Oml I am done xD
@@martingreen4543 *spitting* some facts for money
@@tophiphi So he spent 10 dollars... OR DID HE??
“Your body is a bodysuit for a spider” I know some people that would have nightmares for weeks if you told them that, Michael
It looked like a Menorah to me xD
I’m so glad you didn’t tell me. I would have nightmares for weeks!
thank you, stranger.
10:02 thank me later ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Well, thanks for the nightmares
I'm so glad Vsauce didn't stay a game channel. Such a master class in video production every time.
"How many holes does the human have?" Not enough.
I genuinely believe that Michael has gotten crazier ever since he isolated himself in that white room for several days.
If he hadn't been perfectly rational through 3 seasons of Mind Field, I'd worry his insanity is being exploited for money by some puppetmaster.
Hes back tho
Yes
Lol yes
Imagine walking up to that door and hearing this dialogue
"How many holes doas a human have?" "Holes might not even exist"
or DO THEY!?
Well I dont know how about draw 2 cards then find out hey that's banned
lol read it right as he said it
I count 4 for male 5 for waman
Actually no its way more
That into is enough for me right now. i should have stayed curious 💀💀💀
I honestly never thought about how we don't have holes and we're just loose constellations of atoms
when i saw the donut, my brain was like: dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut and then, what had to happen, happened. he ate the donut
Same, as soon as i saw it i knew... but i still wasn't ready 😂
i feel dead inside now
It was probably just a bucket or something with clean water in it, with a toilet seat on top of it. Not that hard to do.. and he could just spit it out afterwards if he wanted.
@@I_am_a_cat_ well if you go in the slowest playback speed you'll notice that it is not a toilet in deed.. thank god
@@I_am_a_cat_ You mean he didn't eat from the toilet water with his poop in it ??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Getting more and more convinced that Michael indeed is HowToBasic.
Nice reference
He's getting more insane by each new video.
Sorry mate. Look up “howtobasic chris smith”. kzhead.info/sun/ndGOZZGSsYCDf4k/bejne.html
@First name Last name how to basic's face reveal, he said that he's actually Vsauce
genuinely
Enough to satisfy the whole football team
Bro 😭💀
What
Alot of holes close together makes my skin crawl like crazy
Michael: *grabs donut* Me: don't do it... Michael: *eats donut* Me: he did it...
@wqxf its actually both
Ok, when i saw this, i was like "ugh, did he really?", Then the part plays.
I was telling “He’s probably going to eat the donut 🍩
Its gonna give me nightmares
It was probably just in a bowl with water and a camera in it.