How Big Can a Person Get?

2013 ж. 14 Сәу.
20 198 343 Рет қаралды

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Music by Jake Chudnow
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Veritasium video on single photons and frog eyes: • What Can Frogs See Tha...
British Pathe Robert Wadlow video: • The World's Tallest Ma...
Earth Unplugged channel: / earthunpluggedtv
AsapScience Moon Illusion video: • The Moon Illusion
interactive DNA model: learn.genetics.utah.edu/conten...
Igor Vovkovinsky: www.thetallestman.com/igorvovk...
Sultan Kösen: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sultan_K...
Robert Wadlow: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_W...
André the Giant:
twentytwowords.com/2012/01/26/...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andr%C3%...
tallest woman: www.thetallestman.com/zengjinl...
human height:
io9.com/5789332/in-search-of-t...
erinjenne.blogspot.co.uk/2011_...
webcache.googleusercontent.com...
Genetic manipulation of height: www.theage.com.au/articles/200...
Square-cube law: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square-c...
Largest dinosaurs: www.walkingwithdinosaurs.com/n...
Giraffatitan: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giraffa...
Bruhathkayosaurus:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruhath...
smart-pustaka.blogspot.co.uk/2...
Blue Whale:
Mars and Earth comparrison: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia...
Mars-born people being taller: www.lifeslittlemysteries.com/1...
biology of body size and shape:
dinosaurtheory.com/scaling.html
fathom.lib.uchicago.edu/2/2170...
galileoandeinstein.physics.vir...
supersonicman.wordpress.com/20...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allometry
Guy Murche book: www.amazon.com/The-Seven-Myste...
Sound calculator: www.sengpielaudio.com/calculat...
How far away is the horizon?
mintaka.sdsu.edu/GF/explain/at...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:How...
www.howitworksdaily.com/enviro...
Angular size:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angular_...
burro.astr.cwru.edu/Academics/...
Anuglar size calculator: planetcalc.com/1897/
Smallest angular size naked eye can see: adsabs.harvard.edu/full/1994JB...
Animal olfaction: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olfactio...
Human body radiation emission: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black-bo...
Humans emitting light in visible spectrum: www.livescience.com/7799-stran...
Final .gif: i.imgur.com/X8M5X.gif

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  • Imagine making a "yo momma so fat" joke to Michael, then he goes on for 15 minutes explaining how yo momma is larger than the observable universe.

    @Raptorman0205@Raptorman02053 жыл бұрын
    • @Im Bored sounds legit

      @trenthamilton8592@trenthamilton85923 жыл бұрын
    • Lmao Note to self dont talk abt facts within 15km of micheal

      @antonhellatrom3430@antonhellatrom34303 жыл бұрын
    • Altho the height of Tacko Fall(an NBA Player)IS 7’6”

      @donandremikhaelibarra6421@donandremikhaelibarra64213 жыл бұрын
    • @@donandremikhaelibarra6421 wtf u trippin on abt

      @antonhellatrom3430@antonhellatrom34303 жыл бұрын
    • I can see that happening

      @ezy3369@ezy33693 жыл бұрын
  • Clicked to see how big a person can get, found out that I’m immortal

    @andrewleaming3049@andrewleaming30493 жыл бұрын
    • What ?

      @xannax7183@xannax71833 жыл бұрын
    • @@xannax7183 he talks about the light we give off goes on forever making us immortal

      @andrewleaming3049@andrewleaming30493 жыл бұрын
    • @@andrewleaming3049 oh

      @xannax7183@xannax71833 жыл бұрын
    • 0/10 video, mislead and found out info i didnt want to know /j

      @baileygobrr@baileygobrr3 жыл бұрын
    • That’s a vsauce video in nutshell

      @blurred1564@blurred15643 жыл бұрын
  • "Your light - your personal glow - isn't really bounded... by anything." Thanks Michael. I don't know how you always turn scientific topics into inspirational messages but it gets me every time.

    @pinkietastic9430@pinkietastic9430 Жыл бұрын
    • Imagine my photons are being absorbed by space objects right now, and I'm sitting here thinking they are immortalizing me

      @averageracistperson525@averageracistperson5258 ай бұрын
  • these videos are timeless, so fun to watch even after almost 10 years. so much respect for you michael, youve been a big part of my childhood

    @-rizzza-@-rizzza- Жыл бұрын
    • This will always be my comfort show

      @nekozombie@nekozombie Жыл бұрын
    • You are so right, I didn't even notice the video was 10 years old until you said it, I was 7 by the time this video was made and posted

      @Elpitxitarevoltosa@Elpitxitarevoltosa11 ай бұрын
    • love to get stoned and rewatch

      @rj119x@rj119x10 ай бұрын
    • ​@@ElpitxitarevoltosaI noticed when he showed veritasums channel on the old school KZhead lmao

      @Casualweeb475@Casualweeb4759 ай бұрын
    • The only question I have for michael is why doesnt he age?

      @C_gamer-fm5oi@C_gamer-fm5oi7 ай бұрын
  • 12:34 “It keeps going and through outer space.” “Which of course brings us to Australia” WHAT

    @thecaptainoftheobvious2396@thecaptainoftheobvious23964 жыл бұрын
    • I know right!!! I died!!

      @leia710@leia7104 жыл бұрын
    • Derek lives in Australia

      @drunkestrick4476@drunkestrick44764 жыл бұрын
    • For a second i thought Australia is in outer space i was like wait wtf 😂😂

      @kareemyakout6576@kareemyakout65764 жыл бұрын
    • Australia is not real and it's just a show with paid actor on a spaceship in outer space.

      @skuyzy198@skuyzy1984 жыл бұрын
    • If you plan to watch vsauce a lot get used to this

      @oriond34@oriond344 жыл бұрын
  • Came for the height limit of a human, left with an existential crisis

    @yes-eg2ib@yes-eg2ib7 жыл бұрын
    • Every Vsauce video ever

      @rileykeene7614@rileykeene76146 жыл бұрын
    • big booty judy vsauce in a nutshell

      @pierreh.7816@pierreh.78166 жыл бұрын
    • Lord. Minion kurzgesagt should make a video on that :)

      @kavishshah5233@kavishshah52336 жыл бұрын
    • welcome to vsauce

      @CallMeTess@CallMeTess6 жыл бұрын
    • ayy murdoc

      @somebodyelse4995@somebodyelse49956 жыл бұрын
  • “We are likely to hit a ceiling” -vsauce, master of accidental puns.

    @lDontExist@lDontExist8 ай бұрын
    • "there are no accidents" -- old turtle

      @destiny_02@destiny_0215 күн бұрын
  • Can you imagine the world we'd live in if school was 6 hours of this a day growing up

    @indylockheart3082@indylockheart30822 жыл бұрын
    • The world would be significantly better

      @beatpenguin2455@beatpenguin2455 Жыл бұрын
    • We'd have solved global warming by now and natural selection would have weeded out all the dumb people.

      @DiabolicalTony@DiabolicalTony Жыл бұрын
    • We would all be Einstein’s Reincarnate

      @nombregd@nombregd10 ай бұрын
    • i would be excited to go to school if that was what it was all about

      @PikaCookiePlayz@PikaCookiePlayz7 ай бұрын
    • I'd be Elon Musk by then

      @mrman67890@mrman678907 ай бұрын
  • "The tallest man alive was 8 feet tall-" Ten minutes later "Frogs can see individual photons" okay Michael

    @IsaacRoyer@IsaacRoyer5 жыл бұрын
    • Hahahhaha :))

      @ethnicleanserberg7975@ethnicleanserberg79755 жыл бұрын
    • Hey, DAT5 PRTY GUDD!

      @lighttvgaming4989@lighttvgaming49895 жыл бұрын
    • I Was Promised Jetpacks lol funny joke

      @Coolboymike8@Coolboymike85 жыл бұрын
    • 9 feet actually

      @sammytheusername6818@sammytheusername68185 жыл бұрын
    • That_Casual_Person 8' 11&1/2in....but why quibble, eh?

      @Chief2Moon@Chief2Moon5 жыл бұрын
  • Me: "How tall can a person get?" Michael: *"In space, no one can hear you scream"*

    @carrotfly@carrotfly4 жыл бұрын
    • Carrot Fly also you: stealing comments

      @RealAntek@RealAntek4 жыл бұрын
    • Pewdiepie's entire comment section:

      @carrotfly@carrotfly4 жыл бұрын
    • But could they also see you scream? Or could they even see you at all?

      @Grey_Warden_Invasion@Grey_Warden_Invasion4 жыл бұрын
    • @@Grey_Warden_Invasion Light also travels in space.

      @nickxenix@nickxenix4 жыл бұрын
    • This deserves more likes lol

      @suflaj9314@suflaj93144 жыл бұрын
  • At 7:30 When he said no one will hear you scream, the music disappears.

    @zora2532@zora2532 Жыл бұрын
  • Can't be a Vsauce video without a very interesting question, a proper but slightly generic answer, and then expanding upon the question beyond comprehension with a few topic diversions and then an extremely inspirational message in the end. Seriously, that's kinda the general layout of most if not all of Michael's older videos, and I'm all for it.

    @NickAndriadze@NickAndriadze7 ай бұрын
  • I like how he says blue whales “like” swimming in the water as if they had a choice

    @markfindley3002@markfindley30023 жыл бұрын
    • I like how you say you like how he says blue whales "like" swimming in the water as if they had a choice as if you had a choice.

      @kusanagi-no-tachi5303@kusanagi-no-tachi53033 жыл бұрын
    • Don't they?

      @8-bitato@8-bitato3 жыл бұрын
    • @@kusanagi-no-tachi5303 I like how you say you like how he says he likes how he says blue whales "like" swimming in the water as if they had a choice as if he had a choice as if you had a choice.

      @LK_707@LK_7073 жыл бұрын
    • Ha

      @anthonyveliz7596@anthonyveliz75963 жыл бұрын
    • @@LK_707 I like how you say you like how he says he likes how he says he likes how he says blue whales "like" swimming in the water as if they had a choice as if he had a choice as if he had a choice as if you had a choice.

      @ciferluuu@ciferluuu3 жыл бұрын
  • 1 minute this guy could be talking about kangaroos the next minute he would be talking about how much centipedes eat

    @ruairimurphy6987@ruairimurphy69878 жыл бұрын
    • ikr lol

      @bernash9131@bernash91318 жыл бұрын
    • Ikr he seems like he'd be fun at parties

      @BABERZZZ619@BABERZZZ6198 жыл бұрын
    • +Pranalee Joshi that's what I hate about his videos, also how he pops back up onto the screen every 30 seconds

      @ivo8312@ivo83128 жыл бұрын
    • You mean the random topics, or the popping?

      @ivo8312@ivo83128 жыл бұрын
    • that's the beauty of Vsauce

      @zombiesalad2722@zombiesalad27228 жыл бұрын
  • that one friend explaining why he isn't short

    @Joverman@Joverman9 ай бұрын
    • Lol

      @vandevera@vandevera6 ай бұрын
  • Vsauce: How Big Can a Person Get? Also Vsauce's Conclusion: You are bigger than the entire universe and is basically immortal.

    @Incepter.@Incepter. Жыл бұрын
  • Starts on height Ends on photons and immortality

    @mememammoth7708@mememammoth77086 жыл бұрын
    • As one does

      @bradleymiller1139@bradleymiller11395 жыл бұрын
    • Starts from facts, ends with philosophy

      @shadower227@shadower2275 жыл бұрын
    • @@TJ-rm2rs answer is 42

      @chinmayjoshi3592@chinmayjoshi35925 жыл бұрын
    • This is why I like vsauce - the unpredictable detour of philosophical thoughts!

      @malemmutum5049@malemmutum50495 жыл бұрын
    • That glow that is not bound by anything, that Light, is God. Im tellin you, everytime science gets a stump where they dont kno what something is, its always deeper, why cant yall admit that energy source that cant be seen, is God. How could it not be?

      @harlemsha@harlemsha5 жыл бұрын
  • A breed of grizzly has a nose 7x stronger than a bloodhound. Great. That's the last thing we need. POLICE BEARS.

    @rainymeadows3447@rainymeadows34477 жыл бұрын
    • Rainy Meadows lol

      @ezrabrajcic4860@ezrabrajcic48607 жыл бұрын
    • Rainy Meadows Hey, at least they'll be more calm and reasonable than the human police we have!

      @holdenroberts6973@holdenroberts69737 жыл бұрын
    • WOOP WOOP THATS THE SOUND OF THE POLICE BEARS

      @greggriffith685@greggriffith6857 жыл бұрын
    • true

      @ericthecartrider6651@ericthecartrider66517 жыл бұрын
    • +

      @vampyricon7026@vampyricon70267 жыл бұрын
  • 9:12 vintage KZhead lol this is why vsauce videos are incredible, their editing and vibe is timeless

    @SDRIFTERAbdlmounaim@SDRIFTERAbdlmounaim Жыл бұрын
  • I went to elementary school with a kid that had a pituitary gland tumor and he was already as tall as the teacher in kindergarten. He had a surgeries to try and stop him from growing more but I moved away before I saw him again. Hope he's doing alright

    @immortalapple.@immortalapple. Жыл бұрын
  • Me: How tall can a human get? Michael: Here's me holding a can

    @lunarpossessionrecords@lunarpossessionrecords4 жыл бұрын
    • TXXIC SHADXW this is such an underrated comment

      @coletonfleury9505@coletonfleury95054 жыл бұрын
    • @@coletonfleury9505 thank you

      @lunarpossessionrecords@lunarpossessionrecords4 жыл бұрын
    • Very underrated comment!!

      @noodlesclub1236@noodlesclub12364 жыл бұрын
    • Noodle's Club why do people call comments underrated it literally has like a thousand likes

      @marcus5865@marcus58654 жыл бұрын
    • Marcus N it probably didn’t have many when he wrote it

      @riverlicense1217@riverlicense12174 жыл бұрын
  • How to record a vsauce video: Step 1: get super high and write down every question you think of while high Step 2: sober up and do all the research

    @squidud@squidud3 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah pretty much

      @joelcomer@joelcomer2 жыл бұрын
    • Naaa he still on something recording this shit 😂

      @jasperrosa1369@jasperrosa13692 жыл бұрын
    • step 3: get high again to record this shit

      @robbie9995@robbie99952 жыл бұрын
    • @@jasperrosa1369 ya he on yo mom

      @mizery95@mizery952 жыл бұрын
    • i dont even need to be high to think of the questions, but i need to be high to get through the process of researching it

      @v4riab1lity77@v4riab1lity772 жыл бұрын
  • 0:45 for anyone not aware, Igor Vovkovinski passed away on 08/20/2021. The Rochester community misses him dearly.

    @Smurfman256@Smurfman2562 жыл бұрын
  • 0:49 He died today, RIP.

    @GeForce1080@GeForce10802 жыл бұрын
    • Rip

      @HeySpecified@HeySpecified22 сағат бұрын
  • *Please don't call our bodies **_"skin containers"_* *Instead please use the terminology **_"Flesh Tupperware"_*

    @marshmellowmoon7990@marshmellowmoon79904 жыл бұрын
    • Flesh armor

      @heisselnicholaspramoedya8121@heisselnicholaspramoedya81214 жыл бұрын
    • Foreskins

      @hexcrimson2511@hexcrimson25114 жыл бұрын
    • @@hexcrimson2511 agreed

      @HighGuy69@HighGuy694 жыл бұрын
    • Me, an intellectual: Skinvelope

      @redtsun67@redtsun674 жыл бұрын
    • Meat Mech

      @coldorder8412@coldorder84124 жыл бұрын
  • "so how tall are you?" "eh, about 26 light years" "???"

    @yaklin104@yaklin1044 жыл бұрын
    • 100 billion light years tall

      @sheraphrajbhandari7130@sheraphrajbhandari71304 жыл бұрын
    • @@sheraphrajbhandari7130 in that case you are 100 billion years old beceause light's speed is limited and travel a lightyear every years (that's why we call it lightyears) you are your age lightyears tall

      @blewcraft.@blewcraft.4 жыл бұрын
    • @@blewcraft. and light from the parts closer to the ground (feet, legs, etc) would reach us faster than the parts higher up so if he was 100 billion light-years tall and we looked at him from the ground we would very (very very) slowly start to see more and more of him as the years went on

      @duckietheduck@duckietheduck4 жыл бұрын
    • Actually, it would travel in all directions, so you would be your age * 2 light-years tall (and wide).

      @Milbrandt@Milbrandt4 жыл бұрын
    • Pretty much tall

      @pradyumn2453@pradyumn24534 жыл бұрын
  • Me explaining to the girl that I’m not 5’1 I’m the size of the observable universe

    @Garfeeld827@Garfeeld8278 ай бұрын
  • Hey Michael! Morgan here. It’s 4 AM and I am so high I can’t tell if I’m wearing my contact lenses or not. Please, please tell me how big a person can get.

    @MorganJagermeister@MorganJagermeister2 жыл бұрын
    • Loll

      @Sulflex@Sulflex20 күн бұрын
  • Michael: How big is the Sun compared to an ant? *one minute later* Michael: That's why some oranges are dangerous.

    @moffgideon@moffgideon4 жыл бұрын
    • i was lafing at this for 2 minutes at 10 55am and woke up helf my family.

      @haydenmathias3982@haydenmathias39824 жыл бұрын
    • singing super hero haha original comment. You’re so brave and funny

      @happeloffical4187@happeloffical41874 жыл бұрын
    • singing super hero you got the whole squad laughing 😐

      @andrewhaugen5302@andrewhaugen53024 жыл бұрын
    • timestamp?

      @Stronhue@Stronhue4 жыл бұрын
    • I laughed

      @andreacondello@andreacondello4 жыл бұрын
  • Question:"how big can you get?" Conclusion:"You are immortal"

    @eyelockedpro3203@eyelockedpro32034 жыл бұрын
    • That came up right after I read this.

      @lordrathut@lordrathut4 жыл бұрын
    • that was smooth

      @bachlamtung5131@bachlamtung51314 жыл бұрын
  • Love how your videos start in one way and end up in a totally different direction but still related to the central topic. It is even possible to detected those who watched the whole video from those who did not by reading the comments.

    @setasan@setasan Жыл бұрын
  • Technically, all objects in the universe has a slight gravitational impact on all other objects in the universe. So by that measure, we’re all as big as the entire universe.

    @teagannam@teagannam2 жыл бұрын
    • You are underrated

      @ishansharya5918@ishansharya5918 Жыл бұрын
    • Your mim

      @Dan2yefa@Dan2yefa Жыл бұрын
    • This is the dumbest thing I’ve read

      @isailevilopez5134@isailevilopez51344 ай бұрын
  • Me: How tall can someone actually be? Michael: Frogs can see you glow from the edges of the universe. Me: Oh, okay, so tall

    @kadevanry9296@kadevanry92964 жыл бұрын
    • Damn no comments feels bad

      @quall5339@quall53394 жыл бұрын
    • Kade Van Ry haha

      @RealAntek@RealAntek4 жыл бұрын
    • My favorite comment!

      @mobilebeast6736@mobilebeast67364 жыл бұрын
    • Read it as he said it. 13:04

      @babbisp1@babbisp14 жыл бұрын
    • No, frogs at the edges of the universe can't see you... ...at least not yet. ;-) Even if you assume that a creature like a frog exists at a place so far away, there is still the limitation in time and the speed of light. Not even the first ligtht of our sun, which had flashed up around 5 billion years ago, has reached the edges of our universe.

      @red.aries1444@red.aries14444 жыл бұрын
  • “Girl you are glowing, literally.” Can’t wait until I use this one in a bar and then explain this whole thing to a poor girl while drunk.

    @mokaa.9553@mokaa.95533 жыл бұрын
    • I'd like but it's 69. Guess I'll wait for some bastard to do it

      @morallyitsdisgusting.perso6534@morallyitsdisgusting.perso65342 жыл бұрын
    • @@morallyitsdisgusting.perso6534 do it

      @prodigydigit@prodigydigit2 жыл бұрын
    • have you done it yet? please update.

      @darshanpatel.1782@darshanpatel.17822 жыл бұрын
    • @@darshanpatel.1782 we need to know

      @fyretnt@fyretnt2 жыл бұрын
    • We’re waiting…

      @rarefied6820@rarefied6820 Жыл бұрын
  • Recently discovered vsauce and I LOVE all these questions he find answers to, and I love that every video ends with some philosophycal toughts.

    @matusa6714@matusa6714 Жыл бұрын
    • Bro this comment has been sitting here for one year and yet only has 4 likes 😞

      @sobe356@sobe3567 ай бұрын
  • I stopped paying attention for like two minutes and he's talking about how no one can hear you scream in space...

    @clynz1@clynz1 Жыл бұрын
  • Title: How Big Can A Person Get? "Hey, Vsauce! Michael here! 10cm" well that's all the info I need

    @magik4353@magik43534 жыл бұрын
    • Isn't that your measurement?

      @nise6699@nise66994 жыл бұрын
    • I got the 420th like

      @SortableCrayon3@SortableCrayon34 жыл бұрын
    • I guess many generations *broke the 10cm record*

      @o2hirayu@o2hirayu4 жыл бұрын
    • That's my weewee size :)

      @kirabean5441@kirabean54414 жыл бұрын
    • Dr.drama goddamn yours is still bigger than mine :/

      @garryhowes7274@garryhowes72744 жыл бұрын
  • History teacher: "Galileo was brilliant" Galileo: "check out this thicc bone I drew"

    @eisenwerks6388@eisenwerks63883 жыл бұрын
    • W I D E

      @luciddream5055@luciddream50553 жыл бұрын
    • E X P A N D

      @OmegaMemeBoss@OmegaMemeBoss3 жыл бұрын
    • LENGTH

      @hi.241@hi.2413 жыл бұрын
    • *I N T E R N A T I O N A L L Y G I G A N T I C*

      @attackoramic8361@attackoramic83613 жыл бұрын
    • *H U M O N G O U S*

      @kaan732@kaan7323 жыл бұрын
  • It's good to see these videos still live here... cheers mate, whoever you are 😘😘

    @jebclang9403@jebclang940310 ай бұрын
  • 4:50 but what about your mom?

    @AbigailTheSimpsonsFan200@AbigailTheSimpsonsFan20010 ай бұрын
  • Start of episode: “How tall can a person be?” End: “How many photons are in a raw purple tomato?”

    @saintpoli6800@saintpoli68003 жыл бұрын
    • Halfway through the episode: *nobody can hear you scream in space*

      @giuseppeagresta1425@giuseppeagresta14253 жыл бұрын
    • Idek what im watching anymore halfway in 😳 and I’m high af so I’m just vibing.

      @hoodiegamer9256@hoodiegamer92563 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah, I was kinda wanting to see a theoretical dinosaur sized human. Instead, light goes forever........... Me: But I wanna see a hypothetical dinosaur sized human. Science: That's not a thing. Me: Yeah but hypothetically.... Science: Just no. Here are some facts instead. Me: 😢 Ok.

      @mattrickard3716@mattrickard37163 жыл бұрын
    • and in the mid of the episode: so... AUSTRALIA

      @plankkton@plankkton3 жыл бұрын
    • matt rickard I feel you, buddy. I feel you. 😭

      @lumijasminasmr3583@lumijasminasmr35833 жыл бұрын
  • Girls: I only date guys taller than 6 feet. Me: *bigger than the observable universe*

    @hehtbbsisuecejsisyevrhsjbe6614@hehtbbsisuecejsisyevrhsjbe66143 жыл бұрын
    • Well no

      @slimestoneexpert9804@slimestoneexpert98042 жыл бұрын
    • You're as big as the light you emit could've travelled since your birth

      @youtubehandleorsomething@youtubehandleorsomething2 жыл бұрын
    • @@youtubehandleorsomething ok, well then I would be 7.049522e+13 miles tall (roughly)

      @hehtbbsisuecejsisyevrhsjbe6614@hehtbbsisuecejsisyevrhsjbe66142 жыл бұрын
    • I may not be as big as the observable universe, although I am 13 light-years tall and wide.

      @hehtbbsisuecejsisyevrhsjbe6614@hehtbbsisuecejsisyevrhsjbe66142 жыл бұрын
    • @@hehtbbsisuecejsisyevrhsjbe6614 what if she doesn't date... wide guys?

      @misenthropic@misenthropic2 жыл бұрын
  • 12:43 it’s funny how he says “if you’re not subscribed” and in the top right you see he isn’t

    @yk.isaacc@yk.isaacc2 жыл бұрын
  • Andre the giant is such a gigachad, he's irresistible.

    @Danymok@Danymok2 жыл бұрын
    • Hello checkmark guy

      @Altair2786@Altair27862 жыл бұрын
  • Every girl on Tinder: 1:48 Me: 5:46

    @AMAINE207@AMAINE2075 жыл бұрын
    • Underrated comment XD

      @PBRatLord@PBRatLord4 жыл бұрын
    • 0:23

      @danieltoader2671@danieltoader26714 жыл бұрын
    • XD

      @NoobsDudes@NoobsDudes4 жыл бұрын
    • 1:37

      @dogemcmosin9587@dogemcmosin95874 жыл бұрын
    • XD

      @vecchioutente@vecchioutente4 жыл бұрын
  • Vsauce logic: "how big can a human get?" ok so far so good * 7 mins later * "No one in space can hear you scream..." ...

    @MadKingOfMadaya@MadKingOfMadaya5 жыл бұрын
    • He likes tangents

      @ronaldmcdonald2024@ronaldmcdonald20245 жыл бұрын
    • When you call Michael, Vsauce. I see you're new to the channel.

      @MikeMike-dv7iv@MikeMike-dv7iv5 жыл бұрын
    • Omg its at 420 likes i shall not like it for this reason

      @izayakills2027@izayakills20275 жыл бұрын
    • top kek His name is Michael. And yep ... I laughed.

      @sumanths6415@sumanths64155 жыл бұрын
    • This made me laugh and choke on tea

      @muna6008@muna60085 жыл бұрын
  • Individual photons of you: I will reach the entire universe Black Hole: I will end this entire man career

    @jonsnow82@jonsnow82 Жыл бұрын
  • 2:05 "Likely to hit a ceiling." No, quite literally hit our head on a ceiling.

    @GD_TriggrHppy@GD_TriggrHppy2 жыл бұрын
  • Im just going to go ahead and say what we're all thinking... "how the hell do you weigh a blue whale?"

    @azrasashima3733@azrasashima37334 жыл бұрын
    • @@John-iu9kl that would measure volume not weight so your quick maths is wrong

      @Christian-mh9il@Christian-mh9il4 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah, you should know the exact density of the whale's body.

      @adriansalazar1195@adriansalazar11954 жыл бұрын
    • Put the earth in a bag, hang the bag on a scale, and then remove the whale. Edit: duh.

      @whitemagickh@whitemagickh4 жыл бұрын
    • you put it on a scale

      @MugetSu178@MugetSu1784 жыл бұрын
    • they asked the whale nicely

      @lu-x-ey2195@lu-x-ey21954 жыл бұрын
  • question: how big can a person get? answer: you are in a way, kinda immortal

    @jalfire@jalfire5 жыл бұрын
    • kzhead.info/sun/qJ2hkdmLqZuejIk/bejne.html

      @naritruwireve1381@naritruwireve13815 жыл бұрын
    • @@internetuser4210 thats how it works today it will make no sense but in future it will make sense

      @namanpahuja7653@namanpahuja76535 жыл бұрын
    • @@namanpahuja7653 How would you know? Wait are you from the future?!?!?!

      @internetuser4210@internetuser42105 жыл бұрын
    • @@internetuser4210 welp you are responding a 7 months old comment so tecnically you are from the future

      @gabrielreda@gabrielreda5 жыл бұрын
    • @@gabrielreda I guess so

      @internetuser4210@internetuser42105 жыл бұрын
  • The music that comes on when he asks a serious question tells you you're in for a ride. I like that, it's like the first drop to a roller coaster. He's got it all!

    @QuesoGecko69@QuesoGecko694 ай бұрын
  • Rest in peace, Igor Vovkovinskiy

    @theununtrium@theununtrium2 жыл бұрын
  • “but here’s the thing about light, it doesn’t need a medium to travel through, it just keeps going into space” *”which of course brings us to Australia”*

    @markdehnert2682@markdehnert26823 жыл бұрын
    • If Australia did exist then it’s space

      @Akhimed@Akhimed3 жыл бұрын
    • @Liam Davis same here

      @LuciidDreamerz@LuciidDreamerz3 жыл бұрын
    • I was thinking , maybe i am dumb. But thanks for telling me ,i am not.

      @skelpton4227@skelpton42273 жыл бұрын
    • Astronomy aside, for people in Western Europe Australia lies at the border of the observable universe...

      @rpvermeulen@rpvermeulen3 жыл бұрын
    • i read this so it happened lol

      @veterangalaxy9866@veterangalaxy98663 жыл бұрын
  • 2:10 - "We are likely to hit a ceiling" Literally the best pun ever.

    @fireyegaming414@fireyegaming4143 жыл бұрын
    • I don't like this guy as a person, not at all, but his work is fine.

      @seanleith5312@seanleith53123 жыл бұрын
    • @@seanleith5312 ok

      @pamthespam6964@pamthespam69643 жыл бұрын
    • @@seanleith5312 how dare you

      @luisp.3788@luisp.37883 жыл бұрын
    • @@seanleith5312 I don't entirely see who asked but you do you bud

      @lucangevare6621@lucangevare66213 жыл бұрын
    • I don't get the pun :I Could someone plz explain?

      @dj.matexx@dj.matexx3 жыл бұрын
  • That kinda made me feel really good when you said "it kinda makes a immortal in a way" 🖤

    @WRLDOfSad@WRLDOfSad7 ай бұрын
  • this is why I love Vsauce, bc it starts with a relatively simple questions and I end learning I am immortal

    @rporta@rporta2 жыл бұрын
    • King crimson islands bruh

      @mirror1001@mirror1001 Жыл бұрын
    • @@mirror1001 W ALBUM

      @rporta@rporta Жыл бұрын
    • @@rporta islands was never my absolute favorite but it grew on me

      @mirror1001@mirror1001 Жыл бұрын
  • "No one...can hear you scream", thank you Vsauce

    @MyCoolChannelisCool@MyCoolChannelisCool7 жыл бұрын
    • ShellShocking Masochist ( screams in neighbors eats as loud as can )

      @theunknownarrow7858@theunknownarrow78587 жыл бұрын
    • +

      @vampyricon7026@vampyricon70267 жыл бұрын
    • No one can hear you meme ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

      @ZinnKayos1@ZinnKayos17 жыл бұрын
    • no one can hear you cream

      @emicincin1477@emicincin14777 жыл бұрын
    • to what?

      @mathenthusiast6635@mathenthusiast66357 жыл бұрын
  • Question: How big can a person get? Answer: Frogs can see individual photons

    @lolsloppy@lolsloppy3 жыл бұрын
    • @XK when's ya funeral?

      @Nai_101@Nai_1012 жыл бұрын
    • @XK R.I.P gone too soon

      @ShimSladyBrand@ShimSladyBrand2 жыл бұрын
    • I call cap on that by the way

      @cyrushundt1117@cyrushundt1117 Жыл бұрын
    • Me on the IELTS test...

      @stanislavchornopyskyy9818@stanislavchornopyskyy9818 Жыл бұрын
  • I love the music he use in his videos. It sounds like oceans eleven music mixed with elevator music

    @antequick8511@antequick85112 жыл бұрын
  • 2:11 "but beyond that, we are likely to hit, a ceiling" i always interpeted this line from the video literally, but it works with both meanings i guess

    @FewVidsJustComments@FewVidsJustComments2 жыл бұрын
  • Me: Hi Michael how are you Michael: In space nobody can hear you scream

    @meows_and_woof@meows_and_woof4 жыл бұрын
    • *stabbing noises*

      @normalpeep5287@normalpeep52874 жыл бұрын
    • In Russia, nobody can hear you scream

      @markjovan123@markjovan1234 жыл бұрын
    • ​@@normalpeep5287 *inaudible stabbing noise

      @elisttm@elisttm4 жыл бұрын
    • YT_yoshi yolo as I read that Michael said In space,no one can hear you scream.

      @thebassist8038@thebassist80384 жыл бұрын
    • It's a quote. Lol

      @bekalynn7887@bekalynn78874 жыл бұрын
  • _sniff sniff_ "Do you smell that? It might be… you." MICHAEL

    @columbus8myhw@columbus8myhw4 жыл бұрын
    • Lmao

      @onionvlogs5222@onionvlogs52224 жыл бұрын
  • I love how he never puts a video of other people but encourage us to watch them

    @onatkorkmaz6749@onatkorkmaz6749 Жыл бұрын
  • 10:17 Mate ripped the most deafening damn fart ever

    @coconyt3623@coconyt36232 жыл бұрын
  • "About 4 inchs" Yeah I know..

    @AGamer20.@AGamer20.3 жыл бұрын
    • mood

      @koro7073@koro70733 жыл бұрын
    • I felt this

      @kniik27@kniik273 жыл бұрын
    • You wish you had it

      @Super-Shafs@Super-Shafs3 жыл бұрын
    • ???

      @donottrustanyonelol@donottrustanyonelol3 жыл бұрын
    • F

      @D0OMGUY@D0OMGUY3 жыл бұрын
  • Question: How Big Can a Person Get? Answer: *I'm immortal.*

    @Hexamath@Hexamath3 жыл бұрын
    • @MrSisterFister 2 Just what I was thinking

      @rraftapapirpp@rraftapapirpp3 жыл бұрын
    • @MrSisterFister 2 ahahahaha happens i guess xD

      @rraftapapirpp@rraftapapirpp3 жыл бұрын
    • @MrSisterFister 2 literally your first reply was "Bruh momentum" which is kinda creepy because I used to say that a lot (a bit too much) on my old Discord account.

      @Hexamath@Hexamath3 жыл бұрын
    • *********lity!?????!!!!!

      @vanillaspicecreamlvl.347@vanillaspicecreamlvl.3473 жыл бұрын
    • This comment chain is a ride

      @chugiron4698@chugiron46983 жыл бұрын
  • After he said “He is the tallest man currently alive”, I half expected him to say “or his he?” *vsauce music*

    @savitarr7@savitarr7 Жыл бұрын
  • time to change my render distance

    @Impatient1v3r50n@Impatient1v3r50n10 ай бұрын
  • Watching a Vsauce video: Expect to learn something interesting but rather trivial (like for example how big a human can get) but end up with questioning your own existence / mortality. Always.

    @alexg7924@alexg79247 жыл бұрын
    • Wow I was just about to comment the same thing

      @xhonyalla6013@xhonyalla60137 жыл бұрын
    • Haha yeah it's simply true..

      @alexg7924@alexg79247 жыл бұрын
    • yeah true

      @shadybolos8133@shadybolos81337 жыл бұрын
    • Alexander Grimm thats why I don't watch him .-.

      @teffyflakka@teffyflakka7 жыл бұрын
    • Alexander Grimm every time.

      @jessiepaige3279@jessiepaige32797 жыл бұрын
  • I literally farted right as you started sniffing and asking, "Do you smell that?"

    @jerbid_@jerbid_7 жыл бұрын
    • lmao

      @jgStormChase@jgStormChase7 жыл бұрын
    • Jarwd im litterally ROTFL

      @kilo955@kilo9557 жыл бұрын
    • It might be.... you

      @squidssquids9999@squidssquids99997 жыл бұрын
    • Jarwd me to

      @sterlingboyzz7521@sterlingboyzz75217 жыл бұрын
    • ROFLCOPTER

      @squidssquids9999@squidssquids99997 жыл бұрын
  • "No one can hear you **scream**" 7:34

    @user-rm4qh3bo5q@user-rm4qh3bo5q7 ай бұрын
  • Istg this man must be the best at changing convo topics

    @aki4ketski@aki4ketski2 жыл бұрын
  • “Bruh” -Albert Einstein

    @numbaonw6450@numbaonw64503 жыл бұрын
    • @Audrey Lieu Nalugon “lol” -Albert Einstein

      @numbaonw6450@numbaonw64503 жыл бұрын
    • Can’t like your comment man, You got 69 likes

      @chunky_kit-kat1343@chunky_kit-kat13433 жыл бұрын
    • @@chunky_kit-kat1343 lol

      @numbaonw6450@numbaonw64503 жыл бұрын
    • Bruh

      @hdhwkq@hdhwkq3 жыл бұрын
    • 🤣🤣🤣

      @teteya.n@teteya.n3 жыл бұрын
  • Skin: • Vital organ for protecting the body from foreign viruses/bacteria❌ • *c o n t a i n e r* ✅

    @goosepods@goosepods4 жыл бұрын
    • Side Walk yes

      @gabiamato2141@gabiamato21414 жыл бұрын
    • My brain: *C O O K I E. J A R*

      @cyrnisu@cyrnisu4 жыл бұрын
    • built in onesie

      @turtles8930@turtles89304 жыл бұрын
    • Why do all humans have skin?

      @Sergio-fu7mv@Sergio-fu7mv4 жыл бұрын
    • @@Sergio-fu7mv not me, I had *c o n t a i n e r*

      @maruftim@maruftim4 жыл бұрын
  • Michael: Gives me an existential crisis Also Michael: "But can they SEE you scream?"

    @Cantfindaname917@Cantfindaname917 Жыл бұрын
  • Vsauce either makes us very scared and.. sad. Or very happy and powerful. Or both depending on the video

    @psycholamborghini4828@psycholamborghini48282 жыл бұрын
  • How tall can a person get? Michael: you’re immortal

    @johnnycrazystuff@johnnycrazystuff4 жыл бұрын
    • Cool did you also went through the comments to see who to copy?

      @omarbarrios3420@omarbarrios34204 жыл бұрын
    • Omar Barrios bahaha fuck no you think imma read all these shits

      @johnnycrazystuff@johnnycrazystuff4 жыл бұрын
    • why tf is this guy so popular? like he didnt even properly answer the title of the video?

      @monty6157@monty61573 жыл бұрын
    • Monty dw ab it dawg, it is what it is ;)

      @johnnycrazystuff@johnnycrazystuff3 жыл бұрын
  • Michael keeps changing the unit of measure he uses just to fuck with us

    @sadekausi@sadekausi7 жыл бұрын
    • sade where is your profile picture from? (im sure i have seen it somewhere)

      @user-lf4lr8fi2r@user-lf4lr8fi2r7 жыл бұрын
    • sade perkele

      @patrickbateman4541@patrickbateman45416 жыл бұрын
    • He needs to use International System os Units. Only USA uses pol-inch-feet-mile, wtf.

      @Mawluis@Mawluis6 жыл бұрын
  • Michael is the only guy who can say "no one can hear you scream" with big eyes and still have me watching the rest of the video

    @smolgrizzly4608@smolgrizzly460810 ай бұрын
  • He is the GOAT of not simply answering the question but instead, getting deep

    @omersarcadeadventures2152@omersarcadeadventures21527 ай бұрын
  • Police:" You're under arrest" Michael:"Or am I?"

    @Aydarrn@Aydarrn4 жыл бұрын
    • Underrated

      @DUck-jt8bp@DUck-jt8bp3 жыл бұрын
    • Made me giggle :D

      @guscox9651@guscox96513 жыл бұрын
  • Imagine if some of the viewers actually farted before he said “Do you smell that? It might be you”

    @IngvarMar@IngvarMar4 жыл бұрын
    • That actually happened with my mom lol

      @melissaelliott2966@melissaelliott29664 жыл бұрын
    • I read that at the right time lol

      @squidgey3272@squidgey32724 жыл бұрын
    • This is the best comment below this video

      @jackie_jacksonn5172@jackie_jacksonn51724 жыл бұрын
    • I was taking a shit the whole video. A turf flew out

      @corinthianmiles3828@corinthianmiles38284 жыл бұрын
    • @@corinthianmiles3828 Same

      @bioemiliano@bioemiliano4 жыл бұрын
  • Why I love Vsauce Start of the video: "How big can a person be?" End of the video: "You're immortal because of light."

    @spoopydoge4356@spoopydoge43562 жыл бұрын
  • What these videos years ago Now i came back to watch em again need to feed my mind

    @sergiomaroun1913@sergiomaroun1913Ай бұрын
  • michael: "hey vsauce... michael here... 10 cm" me: * pulls pants up* "what the heck michael??"

    @HECKproductions@HECKproductions4 жыл бұрын
    • HECKproductions 4 inches ain't bad

      @cucumberrick3064@cucumberrick30644 жыл бұрын
    • @@cucumberrick3064 U got a 4 inch, don't you

      @user-jr9uf9nx3x@user-jr9uf9nx3x4 жыл бұрын
    • Lmfaoo he definitely does😂

      @mrsauce9307@mrsauce93074 жыл бұрын
    • I laughed so hard😂😂

      @AshrafAli-qn3gb@AshrafAli-qn3gb4 жыл бұрын
    • And if he doesn't? I met his sister and she told me he has 3 inch... xdxd

      @rich_baconhd8602@rich_baconhd86024 жыл бұрын
  • "the loudest shout a person can make is around 88 decibels" my mum:

    @vladimirputin3426@vladimirputin34263 жыл бұрын
    • what did you mom say?

      @noahmay7708@noahmay77083 жыл бұрын
    • My friend once did 117 or something

      @trentecinq35@trentecinq352 жыл бұрын
    • @@trentecinq35 he said "88 dB from 30cm away." Your friend's 117 was likely measured right in front of their mouth. Volume reduces over distance exponentially rather than by a flat rate, so from 30 cm away, your friend's scream was almost definitely not above 88 dB.

      @kevinstephens9418@kevinstephens94182 жыл бұрын
    • @@kevinstephens9418 he didn't say or maybe he did but I just didn't see or hear but yes it was by his mouth

      @trentecinq35@trentecinq352 жыл бұрын
    • I'll pretend I didn't hear that

      @reaper_guardian_8214@reaper_guardian_82142 жыл бұрын
  • Still the most epic ending to a Vsauce video ever.

    @lightningfirst689@lightningfirst6892 жыл бұрын
  • Igor Vovkovinsky died this August, of heart disease. Rest well, big guy.

    @jeb4114@jeb41142 жыл бұрын
  • "how tall can a person get" Vsauce - "so you know how dogs noses are wet"

    @mmatwins@mmatwins4 жыл бұрын
    • Ghaustly lol 😂

      @mercuryteamfortress@mercuryteamfortress4 жыл бұрын
    • Who ever liked it to 70 I disrespect that

      @amogus6770@amogus67703 жыл бұрын
  • I love how he takes a simple question and answers it in all possible ways Edit:thanks for the likes this is the first time I've made over 100

    @jaydenb5335@jaydenb53353 жыл бұрын
    • yeah like he is immortal

      @Anonymous-pf1mb@Anonymous-pf1mb3 жыл бұрын
    • Teachers look at him in awww

      @pi_husky4485@pi_husky44853 жыл бұрын
    • Cannot help but imagine he is an absolutely master at getting out of buying a round lol

      @shaggyego@shaggyego3 жыл бұрын
    • @Shiloh Kaffenberger what

      @jaydenb5335@jaydenb53353 жыл бұрын
    • @Shiloh Kaffenberger oh ok I thought you just went crazy

      @jaydenb5335@jaydenb53353 жыл бұрын
  • Please accept my compliments for this awesome video Michael, albeit 10 years late :) 10 years later I found this video and was still surprised that it sparked me thinking about something: Using the 5km of line-of-sight and line-of-sound distance, you could fit approximately 31.41 million (or about 10 million times π) people on the entire surface of planet earth, albeit having people on floating platforms above water.. and it would have to be REALLY quiet.. 1) Earth's surface area: 510.1 million km². 2) Each person occupies a hexagon with a 2.5 km radius, each person being a maximum of 5 kilometers apart. 3) Hexagon area formula: A = (3√3 × r²) / 2. 4) Area per person: A = (3√3 × 6.25) / 2 ≈ 16.24 km². 5) Divide Earth's surface area by area per person: 510.1 million km² / 16.24 km² 6) Result: 510,100,000 km² / 16.24 km² ≈ 31,410,000 people And to encircle the entire globe, you would need some (~40,075 km / 5 km =) 8,015 people to get a message across. However, the length of the message would have a limit according to Miller's Law. Miller's Law tells us that the human memory capacity is limited when it comes to processing and recalling information. Miller's Law, proposed by psychologist George A. Miller, states that the average person can hold about 7 (plus or minus 2) items or chunks of information in their short-term memory. This means that in this global 'telephone game', you should theoretically be able to send a 5 word sentence along these people, assuming they all spoke English and that the message was clearly understood. An example of an optimal message could be 'Please repeat these five words!', as it would be easily understood, conveys the intent of communication in a chain and uses the number 5 as a sort of verification (much like a parity bit in computer memory) thus being self-verifiable and by this, aligning even more with natural language expectation, furthering increasing the likelihood of the message successfully being transferred among those 8015 individuals.

    @hvanmegen@hvanmegen11 ай бұрын
  • man i just love all your videos

    @jackfiskiboiii4910@jackfiskiboiii49107 ай бұрын
  • Came to know how much I can grow, left immortal.

    @satviknamdeo1265@satviknamdeo12657 жыл бұрын
    • Your information is only "immortal" until the photons you emit are absorbed (or observed) by something. And beyond about 13 diameters of Earth your "immortal" information loses resolution, lol.

      @pwnmeisterage@pwnmeisterage6 жыл бұрын
    • @P. Can't be seen with the naked eye. But I always carry a Hubble telescope in my pocket, so.... can't relate with you.

      @krushal@krushal6 жыл бұрын
    • Satvik Namdeo o

      @janho3550@janho35506 жыл бұрын
    • P Hey man fuzzy immortal is sill immortal.

      @gorisenke@gorisenke6 жыл бұрын
    • Satvik Namdeo lmao!! Good one

      @deidara5245@deidara52456 жыл бұрын
  • JOKE ok. So a photon walks into a hotel and is asked if he needs help with his luggage the photon replies " No I am traveling light. " @vsauce

    @viviank.203@viviank.2039 жыл бұрын
    • Ba Dum Tiss

      @undead890@undead8909 жыл бұрын
    • I C what you did there.

      @musicelover1998@musicelover19989 жыл бұрын
    • hyesun fuck off

      @guycomments@guycomments9 жыл бұрын
    • A neutron walks into a bar, he orders a drink, he says I need a big drink the bartender says For you, no charge

      @popgil4704@popgil47049 жыл бұрын
    • What's a photon?

      @sneakers501@sneakers5019 жыл бұрын
  • 12:18 when he said 4pm i looked at the time and it was exactly 4pm. I am now my brightest

    @phoevo8898@phoevo8898 Жыл бұрын
  • This was 10 years ago but still beats out most of todays KZhead videos by a lot!

    @Schramena@Schramena Жыл бұрын
  • "when a photon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie. that's amore."

    @josephhuffer9426@josephhuffer94264 жыл бұрын
    • God darn it... Take you thumbs up...

      @weaponizedlizardmen360@weaponizedlizardmen3604 жыл бұрын
    • NOOOO 😂😂😂

      @FabulousKilljoy@FabulousKilljoy4 жыл бұрын
    • I love you

      @cheese3289@cheese32894 жыл бұрын
    • I think your pfp is a tortus

      @cheese3289@cheese32894 жыл бұрын
    • @@cheese3289 That's really what you're wondering about?

      @josephhuffer9426@josephhuffer94264 жыл бұрын
  • Vsauce in a nutshell: 1st minute talking about tallest humans on earth. Rest of the video about photons and grizzly bears.

    @jonathandahlberg437@jonathandahlberg4377 жыл бұрын
    • Lol lol

      @Human-gu2cx@Human-gu2cx6 жыл бұрын
    • lol lol lol

      @freindmaker4473@freindmaker44735 жыл бұрын
    • lol lol lol lol lol lol

      @flamefox-5709@flamefox-57095 жыл бұрын
    • lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

      @anmolbaidwan@anmolbaidwan5 жыл бұрын
    • lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

      @n2red732@n2red7325 жыл бұрын
  • Other channels : "You can do it" Vsauce : "You are glowing beyond the edge of the universe"

    @dhiahassen9414@dhiahassen94142 жыл бұрын
  • But… but… the reason the cube parameters escape so violently is because all parts of the cube grow proportionally. So, if a person is scaled in the same way all organs and bones would scale with it therefore remaining in balance. 😅

    @joelr.9743@joelr.974310 ай бұрын
    • I don't think you understood it correctly. It's not that some parts become weaker, it's because of how volume works. When height and width are multiplied by 10, the surface area is multiplied by 100. And the volume is multiplied by 1000. It's only a bit taller, but MUCH heavier.

      @yarnicles4616@yarnicles461616 күн бұрын
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