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With all the clips in this FailArmy,.......I was NOT expecting that last one!! LOL
That was the most well behaved naughty kid I ever did see. innit, bruv
How I picture Trump as a child🤣
@@wheelitzr2 theres always 1 to ruin it, you just couldnt help yourself, right?
@@wheelitzr2TDS is real...
@@wheelitzr2 rather polite even during his disagreement over clearly unfair treatment, and when he did threaten violence it was cartoonish "punch his beard off with an upper cut"? that's how you see Trump as a child? I guess me too, considering this kid was being railroaded, and so is Trump.
"I will punch his beard off." Those sound like the words of someone we can trust when he says he's not on the naughty list. 🤣
He has terrible parents and that clip is ancient.
😂
@@gordon1545 And? The clip’s still funny!
Not funny with such a nasty attitude. Precisely how young adults are disrespectful and entitled.
@@gordon1545 He sounds like a smart kid actually, I bet he's doing just fine.
That little kid that’s gonna kick Santa’s ass 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
If Santa makes it down the chimney for everyone else hes getting knocked out by the kid waiting at the bottom.
Future inmate right there 😂 he gonna uppercut his girlfriends beard off lol
I hope so!
He has terrible parents and that clip is ancient.
That man saving that baby dolphin was awesome, especially when he kissed it. Touched my heartstrings completely.
He didn't really save it. He removed it from his net because it has no commercial value (though probably tasty). He is a fisherman and there is no tinned dolphin on the shelves in the supermarket. As an ex commercial fisho, I can assure you its as basic as that. Cheers.
That's so great
@@victorbitter583Ya, I'm sure you calmed down and gave a smooch to everything you removed from your net for having no commercial value, right? Not everyone is as heartless as you seem to be, fortunately. Besides, even if it was as "basic as that" and he was just doing it because it wasn't worth anything (which doesn't seem to be the case, given how we acted), he still saved the dolphin. Both intent _and_ outcome factor into the ethical judgment of an act.
@@KaedysKor The virtue signalling was there for all to see in the clip. No need for you to start.
@@victorbitter583 we get it, dude. The only reason you wouldn't have just offed the dolphin is because there wasn't any profit in it.
I just wanna thank everybody for sharing their misfortune to make us laugh. Laughter is a genuine gift.
Absolutely 😂😂😂...
Jackson is articulate and polite in his defense of being on the nice list and adamant that he isn't on the naughty list. Although, punching Father Christmas' beard off isn't very nice.
He pointed out it would be an uppercut LOL
that dad is dying inside and desperately trying to keep it together lol
@@tobiasneethling8871the British are good at stoic!
He has terrible parents and that clip is ancient.
@@gordon1545 i'm aware of both of these things buddy, it's still funny regardless
it makes me so frustrated to see that to this DAY, people still throw water on burning oil, LIKE COME ON MAN. just put a lid on it.
A basic public safety campaign involving manufacturers and/or retailers putting warning stickers on all newly sold stoves would probably send FailArmy out of business! 😂
But we need the fails....
Agreed, probably one of the dumbest things I see in these videos. Good for Failarmy, bad for their safety.
You put a lid or big plate on top of it so the fire has no more oxygen
@@AhmetMurati correct.
"Ill punch his beard off!" 🤣🤣🤣 that had me rolling. You're silly, man! 😂
Poor Justin just got incredibly seepy and powered down to take a nap. Lmao 😂
What did Justin get?
@@jakob9129 Word. Inquiring minds need to know. Legends say Justin is still yet to open that gift...
16:57 kudos to that guy who saved that poor baby dolphin's life.
That was an Amazon River dolphin, too. Extra kudos cuz they're endangered.
@Frazzled_Chameleon I didn't realize that that was an Amazon River dolphin. You're right those are endangered unfortunately.
🤓
...unless he put it in there to make the video...
How was that a fail? Why is that clip in the video?
On my first day of training as a carpenter the boss said: "Don't leave a hammer on a ladder"
and...
It fell from the roof, you could hear it slide down.
wow what a good dude that guy is who helped the dolphin..need more ppl like that
Yeah, that one wasn't a fail at all. It was a big win.
The guy with the hammer coming down to conk him on the head was priceless! Also loved the guy telling the fox how good she was... only to have her nip at him.
04:13 is just perfect: the long, winding path the ball takes; the bus driver seeing it, doing his best NOT to run it over; the ball deciding it wants to enter Valhalla, anyway. What a rollercoaster!
my favourite clip so far. the odds on that are a million to one
And the fact that the ball didn't even touch the basketball goal. The ball exploding at the end is the cherry on top. Perfect fail.
Destiny! 😂😂😂
The universe was like, "f that guy in particular."
I felt sad,then I burst out laughing.But I dont think the bus driver saw it.
17:05 that's not a fail, that's a win ❤
The fail is that the net is there in the first place.
fail as a society, win as a person.
He was cute!!
It's a fail that it happens in the first place, thanks to us and of no choice of the animals own.
That is a faith in humanity restored.
Love the kid at the end. I think Dad was trying his best not to crack up. 😂
Fatherhood is the best way to practice EQ
Man that guy who got hit by the falling hammer is VERY lucky. That thing was like 2 inches away from hitting him in the face/eye with the claw end...
Exactly,
I wish it was that 2 inch difference. It would have been more hilarious 😂😂
Just remember. No matter how much trouble your friend is in, never ever put your camera down.
Steve come on!
For what should he put the camera down? So that he can get pulled down too? Was the guy with the camera the only other person there? Get real, the clumso wasn't in any damn danger...
Friends are meant to be put in trouble. 🤣🤣
@@nboddie1036 That clip pissed me off to no end. He was stable enough after getting across and still managed to fall backwards. I still don't get how.
Agree
17:00 He's telling the dolphin to "calm down", and the dolphin kind of understood and calmed down. They are mammals, just like us humans, but still, that was amazing. "It made my year" said the guy at the end.
al'islam (the secret of happiness) (ashhad 'an la 'iilah 'iilaa allah wa'an muhamad rasul allahi) ( أشهد أن لا إله إلا الله وأن محمد رسول الله)
Definitely a win.
These animals are wonderful, aren't they?
Thanks! I loved that part.
I totally expected him to toss the baby Dolphin and a shark to grab it.
Sometimes I think we'd be better off forgetting that whole 'going on two legs' thing.
I wanna see more of that kid at the end that kid could have a whole tv series and Id watch every single episode over and over again haha hes funny af
Jackson deserves his very own list.
Jackson is a list writer and we would all be grateful to be on his list
Agree
Subscribe plz 😊❤
Who has never seen water poured onto a grease fire? How can anyone still not know what will happen?
Because, like it or not, a great many people are terminally stupid. And that worries me greatly.
I've never seen it, but I grew up surrounded by Firemen....
Gen z
And that instead of dealing with the fire his first thought was to lift his phone and video it?? Darwin Award
Trump voters.. They eliminate themselves..
That dude smiling all the way down the stairs is hilarious
He didn't fly so much as plummet
Your content is proof that laughter knows no language barriers. Truly international comedy!
lmao The lady swatting down the drone like an annoying bug. 😂
haha
Loved it! 😂
That guy who threw the wood was just done with it 💀
I loved his wife just dying laughing at him. Justified, too, because he's a middle-aged man who doesn't seem to understand the concept of balance.
@@mage1439 Or emotion regulation.
@@mage1439 WHY CART NO MOVE??? ARRGH!! *angry caveman noises*
had something relatable at work once.. An iron box was rusted and i couldnt open it, even with loads of rust remover, time to let it work, brushing rust off and lots of brute force I threw my tools through the hall and was screaming angry german swear words A workmate wanted to check whats up right before it, but just walked away when he heard me raging After the outburst it was all fine and started over again - and the box finally opened I would have gone to melting the box, but it was filled with gas containers and i didnt want to die
staged
Honestly, it's frightening seeing how many people slip down icy stairs at night, or going out in the morning
yes
I feel bad for the woman who spat out her water.
17:10 - caring for an animal , so not a fail in a good way ❤
Not to be that guy but a dolphin is a mammal.
@@mumbles215and your point is? An animal CAN BE a mammal too lmao
That guy with the soccer ball should have bought her a new order of fries. Character matters.
Imagine showing that on camera, proving to the world you are a good lad afterall. Like the fellas who give $1000 just for a bag of fries because they can. Decency is being snuffed out.
I'd have thrown my food at someone who looked like they were kicking a ball at me.
@@macethorns1168 HA! He'd have been long gone before you could have picked it up off the floor! 😇
Imagine spending your money for some food just to drop it all because some asshole wanted to prank you for the internet.
Imagine thinking that wasn't staged for an attempt at a viral video
The way 3:21 smacked the drone😂😂😂😂😂😂
Laughter is the best therapy , thank you FailArmy . OMG she vacuumed up the paint on the floor !
Humans proving time after time that gravity is still working at full strength.
I hope Justin is ok. (The man who fainted in the living room) 😳
My guess is Justin just found out he is a dad to be and didn't know somehow that was coming. My guess is she has some wholesome post faint video.
@@Tolley66 - Yeah, my guess was a surprise pregnancy test result also.
@@Tolley66or divorce papers lmao
I do not think a pregnancy test works because most of us guys are not smart enough to know what a pregnancy test is, let alone a positive result.
Shiiiit, i thought that was just an (american) child. After rewatching it, yeah, definitely a teenager.
"As soon as Jeremy is done making this back cut we'll be done for the day..." 😂😂🤣🤣
The last one ! The accent made it 100x better and it was the funnniest “ IlL gIvE hIm A uPpErCuT “
That kid should get some extra credit points from Santa for the depth of his belief.
Maybe not extra credit, but maybe a set of nice parents, and not some sort of complete and utter asshole dad?
wonderful
The porpoise rescue was not a fail. It's a WIN
It might be kissing the dolphin/porpoise that's a fail, lol. It's kind of gross for the dolphin too.
The fail is the polution
7:01 she’s such a good sport 😭
The last clip is just the absolute best, love it.
the clip with the dolphin was just wholesome (even if dolphins are menaces).
I don't think I've ever seen a young dolphin before.
It's the other way around, dolphins ARE stellar ! People ARE the menaces......fixed it for ya.
Even if it was a porpoise ...
@@shanghunter7697 wrong lense.
For anyone not getting it, it's a 'fail' for humans polluting our oceans. Wholesome in that the dolphin was rescued.
0:25 I don't expect the guy whose bike was damaged laughed when that ****** kicked it over.
My man at 1:56 got nailed by that hammer right on the noggin. Ouch! He even had a cute holiday sweater on.
Yes this, I scrolled all the way down to look for this comment, I have a couple of questions, what was the hammer doing at the top of the ladder, and why would he look up at that time? If he stayed looking down for another second the hammer may have bounced over him😅😅😅
@@clarencethompson88he probably looked up because he heard it
16:20 the “please Steve come on!” got me
I lost it at the drunk guy in the Robin costume falling down the stairs!😂😂😂
Was kinda getting shrooms vibes honestly.
Every show with Batman always shows him disappearing into the night silently and effortlessly when a character he’s talking to turns their back on him. Robin was just practicing that! He was just exiting the hard way!
haha
kinda shocked at the amount of crime in this one
Same. First fail vid I've watched in a while and not sure if I'll be back. Shouldn't be giving criminals and bad prankers the attention they want.
not just attention, they get paid a percent of what the video makes. @@sntslilhlpr6601
don't be
Finally someone with common sense...
The batmobile lost it's appeal and Robin went bobbin down the stairs.
The threatening Santa with bodily harm is certainly on the naughty list.
"Quick...Robin... to the Bat- Cave..." and off he goes 😂
dunno what is more fail: people holding their smart phones upright while filming, people who make it look away once the action starts, waving it around like omigodomigodomigod etc... or people who do both.
I’m glad they brought back the No One Was Harmed for that one video. I would have been worried about that guy all day.
That guy getting hit in the face with that pole chain saw.
Scary.
Couple inches away from gouging his eye out.
Yikes 😬
I always keep my pole saw sticking out the back of the truck at eye level. Makes it easy to find.
You should get an extra guard upon purchase. Now he'll have a cool eyebrow scar but never do that again lucky guy.
18:45 After being put on the naughty list he changed his name and would be further known as Gordon Ramsey 😂
Falling down or sliding down cement stairs isn't my idea of fun, but whatever floats your dinghy. Kudos to the guy for saving the itty bitty dolphin, no fail whatsoever on that one. The last kid is quite adorable, and very well spoken. I can tell he really doesn't (does) belong on the naughty list.
It's amazing how a simple fail can bring so much entertainment.
2:41 This is not a fail! I've never understood people trying to stop their car by pushing back. This dude did it!
Yeah usually it's stupid and possibly dangerous but he actually pulled that one off
Mans is built different.
its a fail that he didn't put the parking brake on in the first place, but good effort to stop it
His car still hit the wall, still would have done damage, and he risked being squashed between the car and the wall, most definitely a fail
If the car is in gear (even idling), you will not succeed. Luckily for this dude, it was in neutral (though he still should have used his parking brake).
the MVP of the years is still those stairs! XD
That girl with a dog trying to get up on ice wearing CROCS, what's wrong with people, most falls are from improper footwear, first snow, I just wear BOOTS with metal hooks on the sole, sometimes I slip but not fall!
Been with failarmy ever since they started. Never fails to make me laugh, never. fails.
haha me too
Sweet Jackson looks like he is extremely tired rubbing his little eyes. A good night's sleep and watch him top the good list!! So cute!!❤❤❤
I think nothing tops the stupidity of throwing water in a pot of oil.
6:09 a loving mom. now she can prove to her second child.
Instant karma.
I'm sure all her drunk friends love her regardless, low-key Munchhausen-by-proxy child abuse
Her kid was a FUCKING brat.
Seriously. Seems like everyone in that video is terrible
al'islam (the secret of happiness) (ashhad 'an la 'iilah 'iilaa allah wa'an muhamad rasul allahi) ( أشهد أن لا إله إلا الله وأن محمد رسول الله)
Oh man that kid that threw the dart out of anger is gonna be grounded for a looooong time. Those are things you do once.
I'm so glad I was a skateboarder in my teens, it helped me develop the reflexes to not slip and fall like an idiot.
"I will uppercut his beard off" killed me in the last clip.
Whenever I see people slipping on icy steps, I'm glad I live in sub-tropical Australia. The only ice around here is in the freezer.
People who live in icy places who aren't goobers wear boots with little metal thingies in them--they work like a hot damn. I'll take the ice over the spiders. :)
@@HANKTHEDANKEST Fair point 😂 At least you don't have to worry about the icy stairs poisoning you!
@@HANKTHEDANKEST Who the fuck wears "boots with little metal thingies in them", well, maybe elderly people but that's pretty much it
They also make use of the handrails, or even at least look down before taking a step, lol. @@HANKTHEDANKEST
Same here except I'm in Florida. Which I guess is considered the Australia of the US. We don't have the vast wilderness you have but just as many things here are trying to kill us.
I don't understand why I enjoy watching people slipping down on icy steps...I find it hilarious 😂
The snorting laughs where someone can barely breathe are so freakin' funny! 🤣🤣🤣
Homeboy at 0:30 sent his flip flop to the next area code
When you see flip-flops on a motorcycle you know you're not dealing with the best and brightest...
I love how these characters always keep a tight grip on that throttle. Like trying to wrestle a steer by the horns.
@@Earthneedsado-over177 too bad (for them) they're not as assertive with the clutch. 😎
That little man is an absolute riot ... 🤣🤣🤣
1:40 Sprinkler felt a threat approaching and went into defense mode hahaha
It's winter, where 30% of failarmy videos are people slipping down steps.
Subscribe plz 😊❤
Why humans still use those doorjamb pullup bars is beyond comprehension.
They're fine if you install it correctly. I used one for years with no issues.
Those and home dancing poles.
Ditto, 2 years and counting with my pullup bar. There's a hook part that jams behind the doorframe at the top
mine drills horizontally into the doorframe itself
She couldn't even do it with the help of the stupid band. Smfh
That English boy was hilarious! 😅😅😅
16.06 "nope" "I'm the camera guy" and the camera guy never dies 😂
"i will punch his beard off"😂😂😂
That kid is definitely on the naughty list.
Yup. The sort of kid that belongs in the Krampus' sack. 👹👹👹
The last one was the best because he's on the naughty list. He threatened to punch Father Christmas's beard off. That's jail time kid.😀😃😄🌲🌲🌲🌲😅🤣🤣😂
"Are you okay?" - the unofficial motto of the FailArmy
He just uppercut that doggo😂
that kid on the end was great
2:12 "It's a bird...it's a plane....no, it's STUPERMAN!"
that aint no superman little fella
I like the word stuperman
So many good ones but the last one had me rolling 😂
Thank you for their ability to seamlessly blend humor
10:09 I dont know if that guy just know how lucky he was that the polar bear didnt manage to snap him.
al'islam (the secret of happiness) (ashhad 'an la 'iilah 'iilaa allah wa'an muhamad rasul allahi) ( أشهد أن لا إله إلا الله وأن محمد رسول الله)
Next time he will do it again
The amount of ppl day dreaming while on ice, then taking a Disney sized fall.
6:11 - She was so concerned and quick to smack her kid that she just let the balloon go.
Good parenting right there.
and then blamed the kid "she failed" if I heard correctly
I felt really bad for that poor kid. Everyone yelling at her, then her (I assume) mother being a turd to her.
Narcissistic karma be like.....
1:56 killed me. I literally haven't spat out my drink over the table for some time... But THAT caused it. 😂😂😂😂😂 Perfect
There is nothing like a supportive company in times of crisis to tell you "Thats a fail! What a fail!!" 😂😪 6:06
I feel so bad for that little girl
@@caralambsonwhy she being such a brat though?
@@caralambsonshe was hilariously the cause of that situation. but its a gender reveal, so its actually even better that the kid ruined it haha
All those adults yelling at her to pop the balloon, it's no wonder she freaked out. And if Mom's first response is to get right in her face and yell, "Are you kidding me?!" then it's clear where she learned her reaction. What a crap mother.
@@kellycasa7407 totally agree, the mother slapped the child, what an idiot 😡
13:50 is not a fail. Dude looks like he had a genuine medical episode. I hope he's okay.
I was wondering if that was a pregnancy strip and that's why he fainted?
Yeah was wondering if anyone else was concerned about Justin .. hope he's OK
Ya it was his reaction to pregnancy
The medical episode comes later when he gets the hospital bill.
Yea but medical episodes are health fails so.....🤷🏼♀️
This video is a masterpiece of comedy! It takes the ups and downs of everyday life and turns them into moments of pure hilarity.
11:27 Does that guy still have an eye?
Correct, he has an eye now
He showed that garage door who's boss...the garage door.
7:52 I always wondered what's going on in the women's bathroom...
That last kid-David Mitchell as a toddler.
That little boy threatening to uppercut Santa 😂
Ahhhh yes vandalism and property damage 😂
Antifa that u?
2 of the things that make a fails video a fails video. But it is still no less infuriating
There's nothing more comforting than a mother's slap.
6:13 ….. nice catch brother ! …. Imagine if no one is there ?? …. No wonder kid slapped that phone or whatever that was …. and as the kid gets bigger , we’ll we shall see if she will be controlled….. not likely …. Shameful !!!
I have reported the woman who beats her child to the police, because she does not want to destroy the black balloon.
@@lawncuttingplusdeltaI think we're witnessing the newish routine where expectant parents are about to pop a balloon to reveal the sex of the fetus, blue powder for boy, pink for girl. Their little daughter objects to the procedure, mom turns to slap her and lets go of the balloon. I'm surprised they published the video since it shows mom in the worst possible light - she could have laughed and made it a memorable joke, but instead she got furious and took it out on her child. So who's the real child here? Whatever the sex of the new baby is, it's in for a very hard time. I hope I've got it wrong!
@@Cor6196seriously, the kid was clearly stressed or scared having a bunch of people yelling at her and pointing cameras in her face
I will never understand parents who demand their childern behave like adults. You need a plan B. If she won't do it then mom has a 2nd tool in her hand to pop the balloon.
Ahh the cries of pain from the 2 on the float thingy on the ice going faster and faster basically crushing each other. Music to my ears, hilarious. :D
12:50 guys come on, basic fire safety, DO NOT put water on an OIL/GREASE FIRE. There are specific fire extinguishers designed for that. Go buy one and keep it in your kitchen.
Just put on a lid, that's the best advice since it's always there