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What was your favorite clip?
The cat literally sitting there while the dude's car starting rolling to it
The lady with a mop. Likely she doesn't get paid enough.
Yes
The dude that racked his nutz trying to jump the chairs and there was a poster on the wall that said "I NEED TO MAKE THE WISE CHOICE". That was some ironic stuff right there.
The woman recording her very late gasp to the carcrash in front of her. @0:50
The "No!" of pure despair when granny ate the dog treats
That was a sound of horror haha
Sadly, most "dog treats" are prob better food than the garbage most of us consume!
@@frizell That was the sound of Luke finding out who his father is.
Some time back there was a charity fundraiser for the local spca that sold dog treats (a cookie IIRC). A guy bought some and ate it. 🤯 You have to ask yourself tho, why bother to say anything.
Angry granny deserved it!
The dads ''You think I don't watch internet?'' was so funny
I read this comment before the clip came up, but I knew the second it came up which one it would be, haha
Dads lol
please remove this comment i didnt find it funny
@@tnwh7901 Please remove your comment, it's very stupid.
@@tnwh7901bruh don’t reply then
We can watch people hurting themselves, but we can't look at alcohol containers. What a time to be alive.
Or cigarettes.. or a *gasp* swearword. Really killed the vibe of the video :/
Probably some weird KZhead thing. They're getting more ban happy than they have ever been.
@NachosElectric right before we saw the blurred bottles we saw an unblurred champagne bottle. I don't think it's YT, I think it's tiktok, but they're being reposted here.
Perfect
Yup. People need to give their balls a tug.
"Granny....they're dog treats" 😂 And that "Nooooo" afterwards. 😂 Pure gold.
Serves her right 😈
i love that no...its so pure in dispair and dwsperation
love you bro
That amazon driver at 9:20 is crazy. Ive never seen such disrespect towards property and packages
FedEx says since I don't have a video to show them how their driver dropped a 70 lb box on my car, they won't do anything about it (bad scratches). Even though it happened in front of me.
the solutions simple, that dude should be required to keep working but get no money with his pay being redirected to replace obviously damaged goods. If he kicks up a stink, then charges should be pressed. Same for guy at 10:30
@@kineticdeathol maybe Amazon -one of the most powerful corporations in the world - should be paying better wages and giving more time off so that they reduce how many disgruntled employees they cultivate.
@@09daniscool Are you saying the Libtard, Jeff Bezos, doesn't treat his employees well?
Yeah, it almost seemed personal. Yikes! 😬
Good to see that Amazon hires such dedicated and conscientious delivery drivers who take pride in their work.
People don't stop ordering shit. Amazon has to cast a wide net to have enough drivers, so they're not all first round drafts.
Well their CEO is a billionaire egomaniac who take sapceship in penis shaped rockets whilst paying them dirt. If I had to work minimum wage and piss in a bottle, I would be pissed off too.
I hope whoever took the videos of the Amazon guys turned them over to the Amazon office. Those people should not be working.
@@TobleroneCraft i've worked for amazon uk as a driver. and they have a zero tolerance policy for that kind of behaviour. i guarantee he was sacked
@@richardbulmer8269 I don’t doubt that, and I hope he was. He makes the other drivers look bad.
0:50. That was some incredible reaction time right there.
still better than mine
15:47 that made me really happy and still don't know why... Those commentaries and the unexpected situation are just golden!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
16:36 That woman just chased an armed robber with a wet mop! What an absolute badass!
And that was very effective 😂
im guessing given how quick the dude was to run away, it wasnt even a real gun, airsoft at best, and he knew he'd be getting hit by a REAL wooden stick if he stuck around
He had germaphobia
This is why fuckwits shouldn't be allowed to breed.
No, what an absolute dumbass. She could've got shot.
14:55 I love how she takes the time to record a TikTok with the intruder still in her car before telling him to get out.
And she has such command of the English language, DAAAAAWG.
If she had gotten k*lledi wouldn't feel bad for her..people are stupid
Yeah, I call BS on that one...
probably boyfriend or little brother. thats what happens when you leave your unlocked in a bad neighborhood.
She may have recorded the intro after the fact, but still yeah a bit much.
16:30 You left out the best part. Hero big brother comes in, silently observes the damage, recognizes that his sister is unharmed and immediately turns off the camera. He doesn't freak out. He knows just what to do.
OMG that double look of frozen fear at 6:19 had me ROLLING!!
7:24 the absolute indifference of the cat
my exact thoughts 😭🤣.
2 cats
I was worried for the cat.
Did not see the cat before reading this. Good
Two, cats, at the front door
I love that at 14:12 when the guy jumps over the chairs and lands on his nuts, the poster in the background says "I need to make the wise choice"
Nice catch!
@@failarmy Thank you!
I saw that, too! Was going to mention but you got here first.
Spotted that too.
Came to make this very comment! Best part of the whole video! Obviously he didn't read the poster first...
I hope the UPS guy that ignored the fire in the pickup and the Amazon person that kicked the package get what's coming to them.
5:01 the no of despair when granny is eating the dog treats 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I have no sympathy for people doing stupid things and getting stupid rewards, but when you're just walking down the street and a crashing car barely misses you by two feet that's truly and deeply terrifying to me.
Hi
Final Destination... averted lol
Perhaps don’t walk on the street
@@REDRAGON12345 The ONE time walking down the middle of the road was safer than the sidewalk.
Upravo to!
16:35 she brought a literal MOP to a gunfight & she F*WON the fight. I love this lady
14:54 not fussy who she picks up 🤣
So... I know that that first video was about the fail of the drive... but can we take a second to admire the success of the dude pulling the woman away from the carnage so fast?
That action was amazing
19:05 You can literally blast a train horn at some people and they still don't care they're about to die.
Literally had to be moved out of the way, wtf
"You think I don't watch Internet" is my new favorite catchphrase
The train clip is a metaphor for society as a whole.
Exactly ‼️🤬
OMG, foamers! I will never understand.
what they were shooting?
An entire group of Darwin Award nominees! How unaware can one be? lol
Bro kept filming even after getting picked up and moved 💀
7:23 that cat was like, “hey, Peasant? Car. Coming towards me. Fix. Now.” Lmao 😂
No one talking about the ups guy just delivering his package while a truck causally burns behind him
3:28 that's the brazilian guy who drove all around america with his dog on that car. Both died in a car crash a few years ago. RIP to him and his loyal friend.
Fez 1 ano agora em Maio/2023.
Why?
Estava procurando esse comentário. RIP shurastei
😢
Poor guy and poor dog, the accident was terrible, his car was smashed
6:20 Their faces freezing in shock is the funniest thing ever.😂 Legend has it they're still standing there like that.😂
Those are the faces of “OH FUCK!” and “HOLY SHIT!” respectively.
LMAO
More like screaming for shocking and freezes like in pizza tower screaming sound
haha
Lol
The one in the golf cart is hilarious… the dude , are you alright just sitting and waiting for her to get back on 😂
The look on the granny's face 'Im eating a cookie'😂
Love the ups driver walking by the fire. He was like Nope ain't got time for that.
It appears as if he didn't even notice it! Just too frickin" funny!!!
They've got a schedule to try to keep!
@@bookfaerie23 Yeah, couldn't possibly take two minutes to let the fire department know. Gosh, he'd have to dial three whole numbers.
@@nix4644i take it you have never worked for a delivery company.
I don't think he even noticed it.
The guy spilling the drink on the purse is brilliant
There was so much salvageable food that he ruined lol Dude has anger issues
@@jamiebirley i think he meant at 01:56
@@jamiebirley there was no food on the table.
@@jamiebirley That was a different clip. (Unlikely Weapons is thinking of the fast-food spill on the porch; Russell's referring to the guy that spilled some of his drink on his date's purse, apologised, then pulled it clear to spill his drink *_WITH_* the purse)
But then there's the other guy at 6:31 with the tray of drinks, who was more stupid than funny... He tipped the tray & lost one, then balanced it, so why did he tip it again while he was putting it down!?
The Amazon delivery driver definitely was something personal
The guy stuck at 3:29 is Jesse Koz. He and his golden retriever good boy "Shurastey" went on an adventure starting from Brazil, going all the way to Alaska in this very car (he named it Dodongo). Unfortunately some time after this footage they got involved in an accident near Portland. They didn't make it.😢
That sucks😢
That McDonald's was still fine until the guy decided to kick it down the stairs lmao 🤣
You know some people can't eat a meal without their diet doctor kelp.
For sure, that dude has some anger problems or is just dumb
Or,.. actually it was shit before he fell in the first place.
it was still fine after. macdonalds after all.
fr dude has anger issues
3:29 RIP Jesse🌹
15:45 She might have wondered her entire life, if she could fit, through a hoop. They were always up too high, so she jumped on the chance. She was right! Good for her!
yes good for her
16:27 the little glide she does while crouching with her head in her hands is so funny...
At 2:49, SERIOUSLY, I'm so glad Gracie listened and followed her people inside! And at 4:02, those folks couldn't have been more lucky that day
That bear freaked the the hell out
The lucky ones were the first couple. 0:00
Gracie had to get in a lil peek tho. 😂
@@GCrasherPRbrother that they would be running in fear if it threatened my dog now I can be a piece of garbage and I can definitely be a coward that sometimes for no better word but when someone or something messes with my dog it better start running because if I'm dying I'm making sure you're going with me and if you mess with my dog you're just going to die but if you wind up wounding me fatally especially I'm just going to be a hundred times more determined to put you in a box in the ground I believe that is how every dog owner should be someone messes with your dog your family anyting well put it in a box in the ground that tends to solve your problem permanently
yess
"They are dog treats" - "No, noooo!" Lol
4:53 That man looked straight at the fire and said “I don’t get paid enough to deal with that.”
4:51 i love the way the ups guy walks past that truck like nothing is happening
yess
Just a normal day
Not my job
Thank you for blurring out the alcohol. My eyes would have never recovered from seeing that… 💀
Thinking the same, very bizarre
i just assume everything that gets blurred out is a "marital aid"
If you watch videos of this nature long enough, the editors have to blur out the labels, TV screens, and the like to prevent copyrighted information (eg. brand names) from being seen.
@@kbramlett6877 At 6:31 they're just glasses on a tray with no brand names. And they for some reason can't show the glasses still standing, but they show the toppled ones and the liquid outside the glass unblurred. Makes absolutely no sense.
@@HarveyHirdHarmonics censorship of any kind makes no sense.
4:58 The Granny clip has to be my favorite. The fact that her first thought after the woman says they're not for you is that she thinks she's being selfish is hilarious. Then she thinks they're just for Al. The Granny is so mean I don't feel bad for her. 😂
17:08. This is exactly why you don’t set up ladders on super uneven surfaces, or massively leaning an any direction. Dude is lucky he didn’t break his neck.
16:37 The mop is mightier than the gun. Give that lady a raise!
You know you failed in life when some granny with a mop managed to stop your armed robbery.
Polish women :D
yes haha
11:55 dad was so proud of himself haha
16:32 to 16:47 the one who failed to rob the store, i love how the woman just went *pokes and smacks the dude with the gun* and the dude gave up.
I love how y'all blur out the alcohol and not the firearms lmao
The cat by the building at 7:09 had no fear
The Lady with a Mop. That is a +10 Legendary Weapon.
New fear unlocked: fan coming apart while on. That cat: “I’ve accepted my fate.”
I love the way the UPS guy just ignores a fire haha
The sadness of that "NOOOO!!" with buddy lookin at his pizza on the ground. 11:01 I felt that.
So did I. That is a scream of pure existential angst.
Darth Vader yell.
Pick up the pizza mate
The editor who used to put **no one was hurt** on EVERY clip is having a heart attack putting this one together XD
He got a little carried away before. We had to lock him up.
@@failarmy Did he at least remember to put the lotion in the basket, or did he get the hose again?
7:17 Considering how most of the runaway car videos go, I wasn't expecting him to stop it.
“I woke up like this!” *THUD!!!* Welp, now you went to sleep like THAT! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:18 Funny thing about the guy dropping the fast food is all the drinks stayed contained. He could've salvaged them and at least half of the meal. Must have been a long day.
Not to out myself as needing anger management, but I have reacted the same in a similar situation. I could relate....
I felt sorry for the guy and know just how he felt.
fr he just lost like half a medium fry and his burgers prolly got a lil shook up
sigh he was a delivery driver . the people had complained already about orders before .,,
He knew it was all over
4:08 "Are you okay with this? Okay good" "~Ah~ 😩"
4:13 that fan cover be like YEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!! I guess curiosity killed the cat!
I'm convinced that Murphy's Law was secretly written by a comedian trying to make life more funny! 🤣🤣🤣
8:56 - Wow, if that's the level of Amazon Prime service, I'd hate to think what their regular service is like! 😂
3:29 Jesse and Shurastey! ❤😢🇧🇷 This is Jesse... a brazilian youtuber who was traveling with his dog Shurastey from Brazil to Alaska in this car... A Beatle called "Dodongo"... Both died in a car crash last year. R.I.P Jesse and Shurastey.. 😢😭🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
Bro there is a bot copying your comment. It hast over 600 likes
0:24 bro tried to flip on the bakerloo line 1972 stock 😂
I enjoy how that delivery driver mistook herself for Wonder Woman and thought she was going to stop that truck with a kick in Fails of the week. Lol 😂
6:16 these faces were hilarious! 😂😂 R.I.P. Whatever they broke.
I think it was a window. That exact same thing happened when my sister pushed me. Ofc I was blamed though 😩
Their faces freezing in horror was the funniest thing ever. They knew they f...ed up and will get into a lot of trouble. 🤣🤣🤣🤣Legend has it they're still standing there like that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think it was a window and the curtains were closed
16:34 Brave lady there… The robber wasn’t planning on getting the short end of the stick on this one.
You mean the wet end of the mop.
@@TheClimbingBronyOldColt She mopped him up in about three seconds flat!! Good for her...she even chased him out the door!! Just too funny!!
Just give them the money. It's not worth your life.
Thats what Polish ladies are like :P
Brave?you mean stupid? If It was a real robber she would have been k.o with One punch or in a worse scenario shoot death...Life Is not a John wick film guys🤦🏻♂️
That opening makes me wonder if that car was purposefully trying to hit those two
5:26 "HEY! HHHEEEEYYY!!" *bang!* got me laughing on the floor yo
How many times you guys going to show the dude spilling his McDonald's going up the stairs, this is at least the 3rd time I've seen that on here.
that guy so overreacted, definably has anger management issues. will probably end up on death row sometime.
There were definitely some golden oldies in this twenty minute video.
1:15 He definitely wasn't "Lovin' It".
and had no "Happy Meal".
Angry meal
Mad meal
Customer Who Ordered It: Are You FRICKING KIDDING ME! ARE YOU KIDDING ME! I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT THAT WAS OUR DINNER
Dude that dropped the food on the porch demonstrated the 5 stages of grief in less than 10 secs.
Their day can’t get any worse😫😩
The Granny eating the doggi-cookies was adorable 😂
6:16 That facial expression was too much for me, I nearly choked of laughter XD
no
:O ö
Lol
(👁️👄👁️)(👁️👄👁️)
The "i woke up like this" is my fav. That laugh. She's my crazy fun party people
14:12 the poster reading "I need to make the wise choice" LMAO
When the dog turned to make sure if it was really a bear😂😂😂😂 Always gets me
4:45 The UPS guy doesn't even notice the fire, and I'm sure a lot of viewers didn't either.
Or he simply didn't care.
@@JG-fe1gx more like that. You cannot not notice the smell of shit burning 3ft next to you
I got deliveries to make, I’m not saying shit.
I bet he saw it, he actually looked at it, but he didnt give a FUCK about it. "Its not my problem..." thinking, even when there was a garden hose directly next to the truck.
I didnt see the fire after reading this comment becuz I was watching a video with timed comments on
0:30 BRO GOT LIT
*Watching these idiots at work compilations is a humbling experience. It reminds me that we're all human and prone to making mistakes.*
I don't understand why delivery drivers just throw the packages like that 😡
They need to lose their jobs 😮
@@user-ld4uj2ru4p Seriously! If you don't want to work for Prime then stop! Don't take it out on my packages, bro!
They NEED to get FIRED and held accountable for the damages. It's NOT the customer's fault you took on a job that treats you like sh*t, pays sh*t, and works you through sh*t hours to an early grave. If it's not worth your time, QUIT... simple. THEN it's on the company to straighten up and put together a job that's actually WORTH hiring on. I know it sucks out there in employment in general... BUT YOU ultimately take on the boss as much as any boss takes you on. It's a two-way market... Are you replacable? Probably... Does that mean YOU have to keep it? No... Even if you feel stuck, look for new employment. When you find it, LEAVE the Amazon job. They don't deserve any loyalty, either. If they want loyalty, they can PROVE themselves worthy... same as ANY boss. This ain't rocket science. The MOMENT you start taking your frustrations out on rando' customers at ANY job, YOU become the asshole. YOU are the one committing the crimes. Remember that. ;o)
Can people not see that he obviously had something against the house owner. He was flipping the camera off before even getting the packages
@@Jayzx53 Bet it was his last day on the job regardless.
4:44 dude literally didnt notice the the truck on fire lmao
Descansa em paz Jesse 💔
6:41 even the car be sweating😂
Jumping a chair in a room with a poster telling you you need to make wise choices is the definition of irony
1:02 Thank god he was wearing that cap performing stunts like that! Can't imagine the concussions he could've suffered if he wasn't wearing it...
@4:57 The UPS man gave ZERO fucks lmao
6:15 reminds me of my siblings and i everytime we broke something lol
The cat was really believing in him getting the car to stop 😅
The car rolling towards the cat is the most stressful I’ve ever been watching one of these.
14:21 "I need to make the wise choice" poster hanging on the wall... and buddy still makes the unwise and painful choice lmao
the fact that it says “i need to make the wise choice” on the wall at 14:13 lmao
7:55 bro i think your car is driving away 🤣🤣🤣
Was me driving ghostly
Fails you watch when everything of you goes wrong. But now you know that you are not the only one!
Man I would hate to have to clean up that store after all of those bottles got knocked over!
0:31 How did she get absolutely ragdolled by such a tiny dog lmao
Is he dead
white woman moment
@@dylanangell8714SHE
@@memelicious7734sorry so is she dead
The kid became bridgette summers
7:40 Fun watching the nozzle jet around underwater.
Nobody mentioning that he could have been electrocuted..
Now that's prime delivery 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:18 ok he’s lucky he lived through that
The sign at 14:13. Also the janitor attacking the robber was awesome!