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Richard Hammond, Jeremy Clarkson, James May.
Top gear UK! Best show. Glad to hear they're coming up with their own, new one soon! Stay tuned.
the Bob Marley tree! lmao!
Allie Rae its weed or a different drug
Bromie Bear Good job sherlock
No shit scooby doo, way to answer the most inportant word that humanity faces. What does bob Marley smoke? Weed or sum drug 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
DJ MADDOG Nicky B. I think he smoked extasy plants
Allie Rae it was weed
i love the fact that james may can drive around at the back of beyond in africa and people still recognize him as captain slow
Because he is slow everywhere. Difference is, he gets there and those angry guys don't.
Repent to Jesus Christ “Religion that God our Father accepts as pure and faultless is this: to look after orphans and widows in their distress and to keep oneself from being polluted by the world.” James 1:27 NIV L
@@seekhimwithallyourheartand3358 what?
@@seekhimwithallyourheartand3358 they say that faith the size of a mustard seed can move a mountain That's the size of any damned fools brain who thinks he can move a mountain.
@@michealwarren6681 You don't need your brain to move a mountain. When you STOP using your brain when thinking is not really needed, you will notice your energy will change. Better health. Stronger. In extreme cases you could actually move a mountain, using that extra energy you will get. The idea is pretty weird, your body is made of exactly the same kind of atoms (or how you call matter) as the mountain. So why can you move your hand and not that mountain? What is the difference between your hand and everything around us? We were told we can not move that mountain, and we believe it, so we never move any mountains. But in yoga class number ten thousand, you could learn how you can get the energy for moving mountains. Just go to yoga! Or simply stop thinking like you are addicted to thinking. That mountain won't move an inch, when you keep running around in your western thinking circle. It is that simple. And most people won't believe this, it is too simple, it must be complicated, huh?
R.i.p the good top gear
the grand tour is equally good, if not better
+DandyGaming No it isn't. It's overproduced, scripted and they've lost half of the stuff that made the original TG so great.
Reuben Burgess bang on! It couldn’t be any more lame and predictable.
Ill still watch every episode. Still some great moments
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"Do you mind if I lay on top of you" "No I don't want to be pregnant" I lost my shit at that one LMAO.
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So did Hammond
He's IN!!!!🤣🤣🤣
OOOH THIS IS ILLEGAL IN THIS COUNTRY
You can pretty much guarantee any time they had international episodes, they were all either drunk or high almost the entire time. Amazingly hilarious.
You know I always wondered why they’d start driving into shit suddenly whenever they were away from the reach of the BBC bosses…
Except that first clip. Their attempt to get high didn't quite pan out.
Repent to Jesus Christ “Religion that God our Father accepts as pure and faultless is this: to look after orphans and widows in their distress and to keep oneself from being polluted by the world.” James 1:27 NIV
@@seekhimwithallyourheartand3358 You don't think Moses would have loved this show?
@@aintitso6310 Moses is high asf kicking it with pac
'...cars are better than you...' Needed the horse to get fuel.
@スケルスケル I recommend anger management.
Silly Jeremy, the horse cannot understand English
Richard: “I don’t want to be pregnant” James: “it’s alright he’s 53” 😂😂😂😂
James May is the king of dry humour haha
Isaac Reinböld of
@@sheldoncoopersdg2474 Congrats you spelt "of" correctly you get a gold star
Jeremy instinctively saving Richard from falling into crocodile-infested water, then making him go back to fetch the rope 😂
I can't stop laughing when Jeremy says "committing suicide" for some reason, like the fly intentionally flew into it
I'm just gonna put this here 4:29
@@emetofreak yeah why do people mention something and then not put a timestamp?
@@oskahuxley6322 beats me man, I make that mistake sometimes as well but I edit the comment afterwards
It does. Electrical fields and flies. You are just a stupid peasant. You have no idea.
Imagine you get reincarnated by a fly, you would do the same. This guys are way ahead.
"THIS IS ILLEGAL IN THIS COUNTRY!" lmao
I'm your 300th liker!!!
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" Captain Slow " What are you doing ? " Living up to my name .... "" This joke is underrated 😂😂
“Can’t we just sniff glue?” -Richard Hammond 2017
there is no "TOPGEAR UK". it's just TOPGEAR.
Pyronator The Pyro Main yeah, i mean this is THE TopGear. sure there are topgear Australia and topgear America.
gang oranger there is a russian and south korean top gear as well
The only proper Top Gear I watch. Yes I said proper and I'm American.. This was the greatest show. "in the world"
yeah there is.. its top gear recorded in the uk...
Gillius nah it’s top gear, the original and REAL top gear
"I'd rather break bad than eat this" LMFAO
Jeremy and the other fellas are really good at reading and writing things backward, what a skill!
they are writing normally the camera inverts the footage
@@zon4d bro
PARK... the most popular gear in Uganda :DDDDDd
Captain slow
James May is the king of dry humour haha. that panoramic of James falling in the lake was priceless 13:10.
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Really reminds me of me dad. He passed away in 2004. He manages to say the darnest thing in an always awkward situation and cracks everybody up..miss you dad. The Brit in love with Malaysia...
Was your Dad Mr D J Tate History teacher in Malaysia in the 60s and 70s.
I would not trust a Jeremy or James to save me... even from flies😂
Christopher Sietses I think I might trust James a tiny bit to save me? No chance from Jeremy?
I wouldn't trust you Christopher Sietses to do anything
"...that's not gone well" would be the last thing you heard.
Jeremy will just laugh at you lol.
At the end where Hammond was trying to paddle the raft with a spoon was priceless. xD
I find it so adorable that theyre protecting Hammond from the bugs cause he hates bugs
Hammond only eats frozen and boxed foods
that panoramic of James falling in the lake was priceless 13:10
I could watch these three for hours on end...
nothing will ever be greater than this show and the 3 legends
Berserk is also pretty tight, but you’ve got something there
Those clips from back when people thought mirroring the video would actually achieve anything against being copyright noticed.
Back then it did lol
4:36 - 4:41 those 2 burps by Clarkson and May were hilarious
You can tell that James May is actually very smart
Love you Mr May, Mr Clarkson and master Hammond. I watch everything you all have ever done. I’m not having the best time atm and seem to be suffering with mild depression, it’s only mild because I have three friends ( in my head ) that constantly cheer me up. Thanks lads👊🏻👊🏻
You have other friends here at least and I'm sure elsewhere 😊
@TheRuddster95 He doesn't
"so it can carry an ape, a midget and an idiot" lmao
Kind of an iconic shot that 7:26
Yeah. You’re right 👌
Captain Slow: "Livin up to my name... because of your city."
I knew of this show when I was young. We didn't get it in america unless you had digital cable or satellite. The first time I watched it I instantly knew it was the best thing I've ever seen and just kinda was everything I loved between comedy and cars. I didn't have friends That had seen it so I had no one to share what I had watched with. That brings me here. Thankfully now I know that what I felt when I first seen it was justified. Btw my username came from this show and its regarding the fender on a lancia delta hf Intergrale my favorite feature on a car aside from things on the hood Like tach guage, pop up (and down) headlights, extra headlights, scoops, vents, graphics and whatever else. New cars dont get designed with things on the hood anymore. Thanks For listening
Norwegian here! Its a fantastic show:)
I enjoyed your comments boxed fender. Thanks for posting 😄
8:46 the orangutan lives up to his name
"James please i beg you to do something correctly" lmao hahahaha
Anyone else notice the amazing catches at 2:12, when they're grabbing beer? Especially James. Wait like 10 seconds
Amazing catches? Do you not have arms
That man at 3:41 very suspiciously has his hand down his shorts.
Thats what I thought lmao
XD
First thing you notice 😂
Secretly fantasizing about James
as clarkson says: "This is odd"
“I don’t know how to tell them, but they’re not bees”😂😂😂
I love how off camera there totally best friends. Then relentlessly badger each other during the show
36 seconds in and we're already recommending sniffing glue and doing crystal. I love this show.
"YESS! Look at them dying!" These lads were the best xD
I'm Romanian and that gas station scene made me bust out laughing
These guys are awesome! No matter what show they would do it would be great because they are friends, they bust balls and have chemistry. It’s not like they put together 3 guys, a driver a comedian and a geek( top gear America)
13:12 That explosion of laughter 🤣
This was more like a variety show, cars were just a part of it. Best show ever.
This is unseen footage by me, and I have scowered every unseen footage page, and rewatched episodes of every thing these guys do. This is just great, Clarkson on Hammond on the river
"That's the most syllables you've ever crammed into two words!" Holy shit Hammond 😅😂 That's the best thing I've ever heard lmao 😂 Hammond was on fire in this episode
I've always felt that the dynamic of the trio is Jeremy is the dad, James is the mum and Richard is there accident prowned child 😂😂
Same haha
6:48 "Did you try your Romanian on him?" AWKWARD
I'm Romanian. It was trust me
2:18 Great catch James...
Hammond letting go of the rope and just looking so hopeless makes me cry laughing lol
I love these guys; they were THE perfect trio...
*playing with those insect killing rackets* "Hammond we're saving you"
0:45 he said it! He said break bad!
These guys are legends
0:36 Richard: can't we just sniff glue?
I like how people in Uganda recognised captain slow.
felt really low , came to find this, instantly feel a bit better.
"ah this is illegal in this country" hahahaha Deleted scenes of these 3 are so good
Anyone else notice the guy pop out of the bush at 13:15?
When they were trying to work out the mpg on the cars they were using an incorrect formula.... they were saying there are 4.45 litres to a gallon when it is in fact 4.54litres to a gallon.
3.8 + litre to a gallon. I'm an ignorant American and I know that much conversion.
@@jamesbowen2105 Not all of the world uses the US gallon.
@@gdj6298 forgot about the silly "imperial Gallon" sorry...
I believe that "It Must Have Been Love" is the only background song to appear twice in all of Top Gear's history.
OMG. Their efforts getting across that river. What a debacle!
the grand tour needs more of this
"it just looks french!" lmao
"See, this is why you are no longer of use to anybody, because of fuel." Animals still need fuel to survive. Most people call it "food."
Watched the burma special on bbc iplayer a few days ago and am amazed how many scenes were cut from the iplayer version. A lot of the scenes from that special shown here weren't shown
Cracking open a cool one with the lads
dan clements boys*
*gods
*british lankys
nice job putting an ad every ten seconds on video's that don't belong to you.
try AdBlock for google chrome
Telling someone to shut up isn't removing freedom of speech. As long as the police doesn't break down his door to jail him for something he said, he's got all the freedom of speech he could ever want.
he isn't getting any money from this, don't worry.
It's quite possible that the BBC could have claimed this video, and thus, ads are on it.
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from what is that part with the insect tennis? i figured it would be from a special but i cant find it
"look he's nesting" got me dead man🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Even though top gear uk was scripted the attitude that was so prevalent in james richard and jeremy made it feel right and wholesome Can’t say the same about the rip off I Mean reboot of this masterpiece
Alot of top gear is scripted yes but tee parts that aren't when hammond crashes into Clarkson is funny as heck and the golden rain moments were not scripted even the BBC turned there heads around when doing there own stuffs by switching seats in a moving car you won't see that stuff on, twee new top gear because too be honest Clarkson probably paid them to look the other way during that filming
It's not scripted in the way you think it is. Go read Richard porters book. Seriously
8:16 I can’t get over his laugh
19:05 Literally spit out me tea laughing 😁
17:28 "So it can carry an ape, a midget and an idiot." lmao
One of the best shows to ever air on tv
You have: The old top gear The good top gear The new top gear The grand tour
That "HD" quality is great!
0:04 - That Usuzi truck it's a classic...
Its flipped kt says izuzu
6:37 I'm Welsh, and I can tell you that it is possible to get honey from the back of a sheep!!
The only thing is it won't be a golden coloured substance
No, bad Welshman, stop talking about the sweet honey to be found behind a sheep.
"thats the most syllabels you have ever cramped into 2 words" im dying
whoa.... a rare "uzusi" truck!! i wonder if this video will show me another rare "adnoh" vehicle... or maybe "ikuzus"!!! :3
Yeah, reversed video can be annoying.
Milan Jovanovic it's Suxel broohhh , but maybe i prefer Sexul, sounded more dirty that way, lol!
I like sedecreM
Speaking of which, a urabus is my dream car
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are these in the dvd cuts of the specials cause i dont remember any of these on the tele or netflix
I've seen every episode many times, but some of these clips, I've never seen before. Are they deleted scenes?
2:18 that catch by may
James kellett was shit
5:05 most tired human ever. hammond looks like he is 85.
Love these 3
A collection of adverts with some occasional Top Gear
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You could have closed the video
I love watching top gear at 12:34 am
@5:04 John Hurt didn't look this tired waking from hypersleep in Alien.
This comment had me dying! 😂
2:57 he said captain slow 😂😂😂😂
Yea no shit thats his nickname
Cody Walters learn how to spell your insults before you post them 😂😂
i love it when Clarkson says 'let's tie a woman up and throw faeces at her' - what a character!
Which woman?
poor james just awkwardly standing there 😭 “or her.. or her..”
i find it weird that most of these clips are not in the amazon prime version of the special
16:48 "POWERRRR"
man i miss these 3 together.
The Bob Marley tree :) , where did you get this footage? , Never seen it on tv?
watching these 3 is therapeutic.
Why haven’t I seen some of these clips from the specials like the fly swat part?
wait these clips are the same as the previous "compilation"
Bugra Ergin "top gear 2017"