Funniest moments from the 21st series of Top Gear UK.
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8:00 'My crane is too small that's punishable by death is it.' James May is an absolute savage 😂
@adityamenon69553 жыл бұрын
3:02 "Are women's bottoms different to men's bottoms?" "I think so"
@jrbdoebd85533 жыл бұрын
His comebacks are simply unmatched. When Jeremy said "I still think you're ugly." James hit back with "a crushing criticism from one so handsome." 😂
@Terrezio3 жыл бұрын
@@Terrezio Which episode was that from?
@barneyward64483 жыл бұрын
@@barneyward6448 Honestly I couldn't tell you. I saw it in another compilation haha
@Terrezio3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@ubayedkabir69773 жыл бұрын
Clarkson: [is quite proud of his Madame Tussauds news] The other two: [immediate roasting]
@nikbol43below3 жыл бұрын
-everyone liked that-
@siangetz88083 жыл бұрын
Cause that's what friends do
@ManjunathMCisawesome3 жыл бұрын
@@ManjunathMCisawesome When you get into jail, a good friend will try to bail you out, and a best friend will be sitting next to you calling you a moron for getting them caught.
@ladywaffle22103 жыл бұрын
I love the ‘Jim’ look to the camera that Clarkson does
@Shakes-Off-Fear Жыл бұрын
Hammond went hard on that, too. I always laugh when he starts talking about orcs.
@SynchronizorVideos8 ай бұрын
James may hanging 10+ feet on the air: CLARKSON!!!!!!! Clarkson: wHaT
@michaelrodriguez33273 жыл бұрын
Funny.
@spaghettimkay57953 жыл бұрын
You funny man
@hugefart4403 жыл бұрын
funy
@joffebisk14463 жыл бұрын
I love how both times when Jeremy suggests the horses it’s never him who actually falls off, it’s always James or Richard who pay for it
@bobbyturner60083 жыл бұрын
2:08 the meme everyone knows
@bernardharrison6653 жыл бұрын
4:31 is the best thing I’ve ever seen, 3 grown men standing around in the rain laughing as one of them tries to light an SS18 with a cigarette lighter
@Evaunit983 жыл бұрын
I think it must be damp
@JackAndersMusic2 жыл бұрын
Yup
@franzvladimirvillablanca74932 жыл бұрын
2 and a half grown men😂
@maxwell2.22 жыл бұрын
@@JackAndersMusic i love clarksons and hammonds reaction
@carbonwolf10872 жыл бұрын
@@JackAndersMusic it HAS to be damp
@A-genuine-bloke2 жыл бұрын
There are people who listen to lofi when they sleep. There are people who listen to the sounds of winter when they sleep. I listen to the sounds of three middle aged men arguing about cars when I sleep.
@BlurryLens31053 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah I seriously think they qualify as a type of asmr wonderfully wholesome decompression
@averyborst45593 жыл бұрын
"middle aged"
@puntoni54403 жыл бұрын
Jo dude me 2 rightnow its 2 at night for me on a sunday evening laughing my fk ass of
@zepzonneveld49493 жыл бұрын
Dude no fucking shit, I legit do this all the time
@RattusNorvegicuz3 жыл бұрын
Well said, well said
@tjking74573 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I have to remind myself that this show is about vehicles
@alwaysjordan70323 жыл бұрын
It is? Lol
@PyroNinja7133 жыл бұрын
Top Gear is the most successful improv/sketch comedy hybrid series of all time, cleverly disguised as a show about cars and automobiles.
@MrGeorgeFlorcus3 жыл бұрын
@@MrGeorgeFlorcus Exactly, I couldn't give much less of a shit about the various types of motor boxes. I'm too poor and stupid/ American. I generally just drive the cheapest things that ticks the squares that I care about because fuck aesthetics and opinions. (I love to buy a car painted by an idiot. 🥰) I just lo-iike James May, and I wilfully tolerate the other two (for his success) because unfortunately stupidity is a necessary marketable asepect of TV. You gotta do what you gotta do I guess...
@PyroNinja7133 жыл бұрын
@@PyroNinja713 old top gear, the new one is ass
@kingo15393 жыл бұрын
@@MrGeorgeFlorcus except only 5% of it is improv. I love this show but damn do they script the hell out of it,
@RSGReallySimpleGaming3 жыл бұрын
"BEHOLD THE GENIUS" *CRASHES* I can't take it anymore, Clarkson is literally the funniest man on earth.
@summushieremiasclarkson47002 жыл бұрын
That is his grnius
@Emu_calli2 жыл бұрын
His immediate face of accepting his fail..what utter brilliance. lol
@robertbuth2 жыл бұрын
Clarkson is a genius, but above all he is *an* comedian i believe
@ethansmith9065 Жыл бұрын
@@ethansmith9065 He is not a comedian, but he has comedic skills
@wickedawesomeo Жыл бұрын
3:36 James' and Jeremy's reactions to Richard going across the finish line on the side of his car is pretty funny.
@ohmbettafish3232 жыл бұрын
I felt like they did that without telling them, James had such a natural reaction
@AllCentaur2 жыл бұрын
@@AllCentaur or he’s a good actor
@Danie1_l Жыл бұрын
@@Danie1_l fair cannot argue against that
@AllCentaur Жыл бұрын
The double take
@lukamoon60949 ай бұрын
@@AllCentaurThey would have had the car already on its side, probably attached to a whole winch setup, with a ton of safety precautions to make sure it wouldn’t slide into or tip onto Jeremy, May, or any of the crew. Those guys would have known exactly what was going to happen. They were just acting surprised.
@SynchronizorVideos8 ай бұрын
1:57 "in the plums" absolute favorite line😂
@jolly53193 жыл бұрын
i laughed way too hard at that part
@MrBigNicholas3 жыл бұрын
Which episode is that from?
@ThimaiahBaduvamanda3 жыл бұрын
@@ThimaiahBaduvamanda 80’s Hatchback challenge
@jimmyhopkinsman3 жыл бұрын
Series 21 episode 1
@marcussimkiss78943 жыл бұрын
EEN DA *P L U H M Z*
@av.punk.8012 жыл бұрын
I love how both times when Jeremy suggests the horses it’s never him who actually falls off, it’s always James or Richard who pay for it
@n3bulav8763 жыл бұрын
That's why he suggests them 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SUPPORTSUPPORT-gt6hd3 жыл бұрын
10:28 poor clarkson, they went on and on for a minute
@bobbyturner60083 жыл бұрын
But but why in Burma have their horses got 5 legs?
@motog4-752 жыл бұрын
His feet can probably touch the floor on any kind of horse.
@CarrionCrow9932 жыл бұрын
jeremy is tall enough for his feet to touch the ground allmost so he knows when he outreaches his toes he is at the same level as the horse
@Minoriscful2 жыл бұрын
0:35 Hammond’s short reaction upon realising what James said is so funny to me idk why
@akila5272 жыл бұрын
What ep is that?
@Enforcedcraft2 жыл бұрын
hhHHmm
@napoleonbonaparte43822 жыл бұрын
@@Enforcedcraft Burma Special, I think
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
The laughter is perfect
@DanielRaez93 Жыл бұрын
10:18 the sound of an expensive lapel mic and its recorder being submerged and destroyed
@metromancer3 жыл бұрын
Don't be fooled: everything - yes, EVERYTHING - is a stunt. The BBC peeps care desperately about their reputation for professionalism and decent production values, so they'd much rather spend £5,000 of licence payers' money on slick editing and predictable post-production sound effects than blowing a mere £500 on drowning a microphone and hoping that they get an amusing gurgle from it. Everything is staged, especially the bits that clearly aren't staged.
@EleanorPeterson3 жыл бұрын
@@EleanorPeterson you must be fun at parties
@kaikai59633 жыл бұрын
@@EleanorPeterson holy hell, bugger off down a hole
@nathanbundy56513 жыл бұрын
@@kaikai5963 actually more fun than those guys who say "we know but we still like it"
@kysrussiansandindians03 жыл бұрын
@@kysrussiansandindians0 no lol just enjoy despite
@hshunter46613 жыл бұрын
5:55 “she went up to the cash machine, and sorted out Greece’s national debt”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jeremyfong56843 жыл бұрын
3:36 The dobble take they both do, the sound, the visual of the car side-flipped is comedic gold. xD
@4Everlast3 жыл бұрын
I like how james looks genuenly confused
@filipbitala26242 жыл бұрын
somehow *the* most Hammond clip from all of top gear
@sar_ptolemy2 жыл бұрын
12:47 "James, you can't do that." "Yes I can?" Words to live by.
@HellbirdIV3 жыл бұрын
Jeremy also said crist on a bike and then we see crist on a bike
@Solid_CC2 жыл бұрын
We just ignore Hitler on a bike
@Dinoclj2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if the today Twitter was back then, immediate cancellation
@rroy99852 жыл бұрын
@UCQdj8uQ4FFWFYNVUuVZnqyg Fuck off. This would still happen today. Stop being such a whiny doomer
@Werkvuur2 жыл бұрын
1:25 I love Hammond's face and how he looks around after he realizes what he said
@Vynvyal2 жыл бұрын
Wait what does it mean
@inknstars55952 жыл бұрын
@@inknstars5595 i think its something to do with drag queens but idk
@magickpigeon2 жыл бұрын
@@magickpigeon Yeah, it is about drag queens
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
Shush regard
@aadastroyergg1922 Жыл бұрын
The second after he said that, I had an ad for Opium Perfume
@Jtmissile Жыл бұрын
Roses are red I’m deeply sorry 2:35
@diggs43723 жыл бұрын
HAMMOND YOU IDIOT YOU BACKED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY
@Anonymoose3453 жыл бұрын
*James May laughing*
@albertosanzaro1903 жыл бұрын
I knew the exact line and I haven’t even yet got to that part of the video yet
@ryanm.1913 жыл бұрын
Noah Innenberg *reversed
@seanjosephhayes3 жыл бұрын
I literally died rn xd
@matejita3 жыл бұрын
5:00 _Ooh my!, that's a remarkable accident_
@RADZIO8953 жыл бұрын
My parents when i was born
@nam61283 жыл бұрын
“Cus look” **Richard proceeds to remove the windscreen**
@Rikabe-bt3jc3 жыл бұрын
The Breeze'll be nice...
@stmb2143 жыл бұрын
My exes when they dated me
@etp48992 жыл бұрын
Breeze will be nice!
@haberdasherrykr8886 Жыл бұрын
11:56 James just calmly driving away. 😂
@jeffreysanders63423 жыл бұрын
9:15 ”My scrutum is on fire" 😂😂😂
@kubson81073 жыл бұрын
I just realized that many of the memes we've come to see came from Top Gear
@michaelrizka3 жыл бұрын
Always has been
@keiadam3 жыл бұрын
The meme potential is legendary
@SMEGTACULAR3 жыл бұрын
Just now? How
@LlamaCraft3 жыл бұрын
Oh no! Anyway
@edballatyoutuization3 жыл бұрын
Next to the Star Wars prequels they are my favorites to use
@pitcrew86623 жыл бұрын
4:31 “I think it must be damp.”
@Poorly-MadeAnimations3 жыл бұрын
I just real
@alphonseforadori37683 жыл бұрын
2:08 the meme everyone knows
@briankozlowski65683 жыл бұрын
There are people who listen to lofi when they sleep. There are people who listen to the sounds of winter when they sleep. I listen to the sounds of three middle aged men arguing about cars when I sleep.
@ralphgarcia38743 жыл бұрын
Roses are red The sun is brighter James may attempts to light an SS18 Satan missile with a lighter
@AverageSouthernMan3 жыл бұрын
@@ralphgarcia3874 Hey, I caught you stealing comments. The Council of *Goose* will decide your fate.
@goose52003 жыл бұрын
*C L A R K S O N* .... “Wot?”
@idontpaytaxes62503 жыл бұрын
"Are you sure that doesn't say immersed in wax?" most underrated joke of that episode. Hammond's rant was pretty funny but May be spitting fire
@skeleton89483 жыл бұрын
2:08 the meme everyone knows
@pauliusperliubas82093 жыл бұрын
2:08 the meme everyone knows
@peddlersclan3 жыл бұрын
2:08 the meme everyone knows
@harleylane05833 жыл бұрын
2:08 the meme everyone knows
@terencesterling68393 жыл бұрын
2:08 the meme everyone knows
@davehidden39393 жыл бұрын
2:08 the meme everyone knows
@yowansinzalie57133 жыл бұрын
10:28 poor clarkson, they went on and on for a minute
@actualdeedash3 жыл бұрын
Bruh I felt that lol
@Anonymoose3453 жыл бұрын
DeeDash they missed the part where Jeremy retaliate by saying that is the sound of envy
@EzraDair3 жыл бұрын
@@EzraDair bitterness and jealousy
@teanshin3 жыл бұрын
what episode is it from?
@colinkerns94173 жыл бұрын
8:05 Top Gear Roasting the 2014 Formula 1 Regulations, is just pure gold
@Walker_412793 жыл бұрын
Such a shame that they didn’t put the McLaren and Lotus together. They’d be in ICU with oxygen deprivation from laughing too much 😂
@formulafish15363 жыл бұрын
@J Sarandrea ok
@1.8millionvolts873 жыл бұрын
I was too focused on the girl behind Jeremy lmao
@jacka72412 жыл бұрын
The F1 did this to themself
@KingofFray2 жыл бұрын
6:52 “so sally is this family parrot??? , just watch what happens when I throw it out a moving Vehicle” 😂😂😂
@tomgough17042 жыл бұрын
6:29 RIP dove 🕊️
@qoo19953 жыл бұрын
7:36 I never thought a man casually standing inside the cabin of a flipped over truck with his head sticking out would be funny xDD
@Lightblinder2 жыл бұрын
James took "almost dying from falling crane" quite well, actually.
@daninagy41733 жыл бұрын
3:02 "Are women's bottoms different to men's bottoms?" "I think so"
@Caroleonus3 жыл бұрын
We have an extra bottom at the front, Phil. Ask your mum about it... ;-)
@EleanorPeterson3 жыл бұрын
I would like to ask you
@surjasekharsengupta63583 жыл бұрын
4:45 James’ high pitched voice killed me
@fionnduffy99883 жыл бұрын
It sounds like Grover to me
@Kiddiecraft8 ай бұрын
3:36 James’ reaction to Hammond sliding in on his side is amazing 😂
@DannyDeVito69-2 жыл бұрын
"Are women's bottoms different to men's bottoms?" *Cashier nods*
@modularjournal39263 жыл бұрын
2:07 he said the thing
@archiefromuno3 жыл бұрын
he said the thing :D
@lemon4027710 ай бұрын
3:23 Richard Hammond: AND Across the LINE!
@dukereguardless17203 жыл бұрын
10:57 James and Richard roasted Jeremy for 55 seconds straight
@zulfadhly3 жыл бұрын
The golden era. It'll take a monumental effort to make Top Gear the titan it once was. Jeremy, James and Hamster were the perfect trio, and I enjoyed so many of their episodes over so many years. They were the highlight of my TV week. I'm rather glad it ended when it did, though, because good things often run themselves into the ground eventually, and I would have hated to see that happen to such a great series. And yes, I know it was ended after Jeremy punched a producer.
@quietside37343 жыл бұрын
Jeremy punched someone? Why
@erickajoyflore71092 жыл бұрын
@@erickajoyflore7109 pretty sure it was because the director or whatever did something, and he was waiting on important medical news so his nerves were high already
@ICCUWANSIUT2 жыл бұрын
@@ICCUWANSIUT nah, bbc just hates everyone, trust me, they pulled 2 fire alarms in 1 session of Season 1 of The Goes Wrong Show, the birth of christ episode, instead of interrupting one of their many empty rooms.
@Funni_Slime_Human2 жыл бұрын
@@ICCUWANSIUT Yeah, he got incorrectly diagnosed with pancreatic cancer iirc. His mother had also passed recently, and he was going through a divorce. Pretty sure he snapped when the producer made a jab at his mother
@JetFalcon710 Жыл бұрын
The golden era ended after Hammond's first accident. That's when they went from quality car show to schlock entertainment. The latter albeit much more popular and profitable.
@JayMaverick Жыл бұрын
7:45 this argument didn't feel scripted or anything. James was genuinely angry and upset, that was like an argument between two neighbors
@Jackrodder3 жыл бұрын
It's the argument between someone who nearly killed a person and a person that narrowly escaped death.
@andregon43663 жыл бұрын
I don't think the crane falling over was scripted either in total honesty
@AlexJohnson-be3tj3 жыл бұрын
Its because the show as a whole is unscripted
@HLFBLD3 жыл бұрын
James putting the lighter on the rocket is one of the best things he has ever done.
@chunnin333 жыл бұрын
3:41 "Hammond, You're Breaking The Car!"
@seijisuzuki41972 жыл бұрын
1:25 i almost took my own life by laughing at that
@miahoward66283 жыл бұрын
11:44 - the moment when hammod realised
@mikan59733 жыл бұрын
the clip from 4:22 is literally my favourite moment in all of top gear
@SuperMastermindx3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@nikolaikvarme40063 жыл бұрын
Same
@JustSodaChems3 жыл бұрын
It never gets old
@imarmoelester7943 Жыл бұрын
James may: I don’t like heights Also James may: I am a pilot
@gavingavin45723 жыл бұрын
You're stupid, he's inside a plane when piloting it.
@automation72953 жыл бұрын
@@automation7295 bro calm down
@gayjesus94483 жыл бұрын
Is it you nigel?
@shahsafwat91783 жыл бұрын
I have lumbago
@shahsafwat91783 жыл бұрын
@@automation7295 and he was inside a tent when piloting.. the tent, stoopid
@joey_ramone_962 жыл бұрын
10:16 RIP James' mic
@thenaut21113 жыл бұрын
3:35 james doing a double take at hammond being on his side Xd
@RhysClark973 жыл бұрын
8:45 it's actually funny how the scenario Richard came up with never happens in F1 since 2014
@nandoboiii52152 жыл бұрын
"'Ello is this Mr. 'Olland? This' the Queen, we are at war!" One of my favourite clips from this show.
@jaykdos95212 жыл бұрын
Such a shame we will never ever have another TV series like this. I truly miss Top Gear with these three, seen all episodes since the very inception, even when it was just JC.
@BatMan-oe2gh3 жыл бұрын
I thought that too, since they’ve got rid of all the terrible presenters Freddie and Paddy are actually good fun though, check out the car bungee!
@riffratt3 жыл бұрын
@@riffratt I have watched those guys and they are good, but they still seem to miss that real friendship and camaraderie. So I do watch occasionally, but to me, it's not the same. Cheers
@BatMan-oe2gh3 жыл бұрын
Did you watch the grand tour?
@anuraganand60533 жыл бұрын
Anurag Anand grand tour is great
@riffratt3 жыл бұрын
3:36 Genuinely wasn't expecting that
@johnmarston36383 жыл бұрын
10:54 Jeremy double-checks the paper to see whether James is correct. 🤣
@iubalum20132 жыл бұрын
The “Clarkson applying butt cream” and “Hammond drifting in a supermarket” clips fit together way too perfectly
@Jaqoum_The_Wizard_King3 жыл бұрын
The absolutly brutal roasting when Jeremy reads the Madam Tussauds letter has me in stitches every time🤣🤣
@itsaneel3 жыл бұрын
Best idea for a show ever: Three hilarious people with great chemistry just riffing off of everything they can say about the one thing they all enjoy. Take them anywhere to do anything and it will always be fantastic.
@thomasparsons48712 жыл бұрын
“I would love to be a drunk Queen” -Richard Hammond
@Theredtail955 ай бұрын
10:28 they just went into smoke Jeremy Clarkson at all costs mode.
@adanjimenez03733 жыл бұрын
6:28 I have never laughed so hard in my life
@willfrancis90103 жыл бұрын
I like how Clarkson just lets them rant on about the wax figurine 😂
@poletooke46918 ай бұрын
6:10 “Oh God… my doves have escaped!” 😂
@WolvieX23 Жыл бұрын
3:40 Hammond is probably one of very few people who have worn a Rolex Submariner while rolling a Vauxhall Nova
@polo86c43 жыл бұрын
Legally, at least.
@dominicporter51003 жыл бұрын
This entire show is “how can they show this on tv”
@delicateants3 жыл бұрын
5:42 is my favorite James May moment. So hilarious.
@thebox29093 жыл бұрын
Oh my god. Another box.
@cardboardbox9119 Жыл бұрын
Tbh I would feel the same if I was James.
@stephengalvinjrtrue Жыл бұрын
13:32 “I’m drowning in shit!” Jeremy Clarkson
@Comet55513 жыл бұрын
00:30 The pinnacle of KZhead - a horsecock
@isohora3 жыл бұрын
hammond you sodding tic tac this was my lamborghini
@makaan6993 жыл бұрын
May's double take while Hammond's sideways, is hilarious
@Eggyhead3 жыл бұрын
“I think it must be damp.” Is possibly the funniest line in Top Gear history
@kolinios24872 жыл бұрын
1:25 Jeremy's face is too funny
@thivaharanantharajah78643 жыл бұрын
Hammond's face upon realizing how badly he fucked up was great as well
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Clarkson: I’ve been chosen to be immortalised in wax James and Richard: *peace was never an option*
@clown-cult963 жыл бұрын
"my crane is too small and that's punishable by death is it?" Yes yes it is
@callummcmullan59703 жыл бұрын
“If this had ears, it’d go **a a** ” ~Jeremy Clarkson 2012
@aw2m3 жыл бұрын
*2014
@dalewasson59193 жыл бұрын
1:38 this is hands down one of the best top gear clips
@JEDR_MUSIC2 жыл бұрын
I hadn't realised just how many brilliant moments there were in this season.
@lyonsja19 ай бұрын
*theme sounds* "Tonight, Jeremy drowns in a river of excrement, Hammond reverses into the 'Sports Lorry', and James May dangles from a suspended tent" *more theme sounds*
@aydenholton22692 жыл бұрын
That's what I like in the bottom gear memes. They litterly just the short version of top gear.
@leunam30042 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate how steady the camera crew is?
@scottnorman18913 жыл бұрын
Hammond's rant about Madam Toussaud's is just a brilliant gem. It's a shame he doesn't show this side on camera more often.
@anomalyp85843 жыл бұрын
Jeremy: “Christ on a bike!?” *Christ on a bike*
@grandpapoison2 жыл бұрын
1:57 the way that he said “ in the plums” just made me crack up laughing😂😂
@Jimboooo3 Жыл бұрын
"James you've fallen out of your tent!" Hammond pointing out the obvious never gets old lol
@evansayer639010 ай бұрын
13:30 "No there's a deep bit with fo-" *_"I'M DROWNING IN SHIT"_*
@GECKOZFTW3 жыл бұрын
2:53 nooo all that blinker fluid!
@bbbbballislife98583 жыл бұрын
Only idiots says "Blinker fluid". There's no such think called "blinker fluid". You're obviously not a car enthusiasts, you're an idiot who clearly knows nothing about cars..
@automation72953 жыл бұрын
@@automation7295 we have got a captain genius in the house you moron xD That was a f..* joke you joke Ever heard of sarcastic jokes? Love the fact how u are insulting me as an idiot, but being dumb af not even able to realize the joke
@bbbbballislife98583 жыл бұрын
@@automation7295 and by the way: "Only idiots say" Or "Only an idiot says" :'D idiot
@bbbbballislife98583 жыл бұрын
I’m watching this on Sep 8 2022. 😔 the Queen can’t declare war anymore. RIP
@diablo5617 Жыл бұрын
1:20 always makes me die 🤣
@crimsoncamera77832 жыл бұрын
3:39 their reactions are priceless
@redacted4933 жыл бұрын
“Here he comes” *car is sideways*
@thelegend-hc3qh3 жыл бұрын
8:29 Formula D
@auroratherob0t3 жыл бұрын
4:36 - that engine sounds _amazing_ what on earth is that!?
@SpaceMissile3 жыл бұрын
Caterham 620R, I believe.
@cletusmcyeetus59753 жыл бұрын
@@cletusmcyeetus5975 that's a ford 2.0 duratec? Sounds so good, I am legitimately impressed.
@SpaceMissile3 жыл бұрын
3:55: Either Clarkson is a heavy sleeper or the engine can start up quietly
@Samuel-cm7bz3 жыл бұрын
Rose wine and or lots of beers prob lol
@makeit.primetime992 жыл бұрын
6:00 I love my fellow brits we come up with the randomist things
@PsYChOtlC_ShArK2 жыл бұрын
The "across the line" while the cars on its side gets me every single time
@geezer.d.luffy.2 жыл бұрын
12:40 Hitler on a bicycle what will he invade?
@nope57083 жыл бұрын
Cycle king
@d0683 Жыл бұрын
Everyone gangsta till the missile start doings sounds
@tfirst3893 жыл бұрын
"I want to put your head in a brown paper bag and bludgeon you to death with the blunt end of an axe" This has got to be a favourite James may quote 😂😂
@hellohi56022 жыл бұрын
Why is he dressed up as Hitler? Cyclist needs to be visible! lol still laughing
@vladimirpokorny27973 жыл бұрын
That double take may did in the shopping center when Hammond crosses the line sideways has me dying everytime
@thomasthetoadsage3 жыл бұрын
"I would love to be a drunk queen" 😀 that is so hilarious 😀
@ThaKinOfDk Жыл бұрын
"Behold the genius!" *Pushes car into a beam*
@COOLBEANSOFFICIAL3 жыл бұрын
i love how they all have an iconic way of yelling the others name. May's classic "Claaarksoooon"
8:00 'My crane is too small that's punishable by death is it.' James May is an absolute savage 😂
3:02 "Are women's bottoms different to men's bottoms?" "I think so"
His comebacks are simply unmatched. When Jeremy said "I still think you're ugly." James hit back with "a crushing criticism from one so handsome." 😂
@@Terrezio Which episode was that from?
@@barneyward6448 Honestly I couldn't tell you. I saw it in another compilation haha
Yes.
Clarkson: [is quite proud of his Madame Tussauds news] The other two: [immediate roasting]
-everyone liked that-
Cause that's what friends do
@@ManjunathMCisawesome When you get into jail, a good friend will try to bail you out, and a best friend will be sitting next to you calling you a moron for getting them caught.
I love the ‘Jim’ look to the camera that Clarkson does
Hammond went hard on that, too. I always laugh when he starts talking about orcs.
James may hanging 10+ feet on the air: CLARKSON!!!!!!! Clarkson: wHaT
Funny.
You funny man
funy
I love how both times when Jeremy suggests the horses it’s never him who actually falls off, it’s always James or Richard who pay for it
2:08 the meme everyone knows
4:31 is the best thing I’ve ever seen, 3 grown men standing around in the rain laughing as one of them tries to light an SS18 with a cigarette lighter
I think it must be damp
Yup
2 and a half grown men😂
@@JackAndersMusic i love clarksons and hammonds reaction
@@JackAndersMusic it HAS to be damp
There are people who listen to lofi when they sleep. There are people who listen to the sounds of winter when they sleep. I listen to the sounds of three middle aged men arguing about cars when I sleep.
Fuck yeah I seriously think they qualify as a type of asmr wonderfully wholesome decompression
"middle aged"
Jo dude me 2 rightnow its 2 at night for me on a sunday evening laughing my fk ass of
Dude no fucking shit, I legit do this all the time
Well said, well said
Sometimes I have to remind myself that this show is about vehicles
It is? Lol
Top Gear is the most successful improv/sketch comedy hybrid series of all time, cleverly disguised as a show about cars and automobiles.
@@MrGeorgeFlorcus Exactly, I couldn't give much less of a shit about the various types of motor boxes. I'm too poor and stupid/ American. I generally just drive the cheapest things that ticks the squares that I care about because fuck aesthetics and opinions. (I love to buy a car painted by an idiot. 🥰) I just lo-iike James May, and I wilfully tolerate the other two (for his success) because unfortunately stupidity is a necessary marketable asepect of TV. You gotta do what you gotta do I guess...
@@PyroNinja713 old top gear, the new one is ass
@@MrGeorgeFlorcus except only 5% of it is improv. I love this show but damn do they script the hell out of it,
"BEHOLD THE GENIUS" *CRASHES* I can't take it anymore, Clarkson is literally the funniest man on earth.
That is his grnius
His immediate face of accepting his fail..what utter brilliance. lol
Clarkson is a genius, but above all he is *an* comedian i believe
@@ethansmith9065 He is not a comedian, but he has comedic skills
3:36 James' and Jeremy's reactions to Richard going across the finish line on the side of his car is pretty funny.
I felt like they did that without telling them, James had such a natural reaction
@@AllCentaur or he’s a good actor
@@Danie1_l fair cannot argue against that
The double take
@@AllCentaurThey would have had the car already on its side, probably attached to a whole winch setup, with a ton of safety precautions to make sure it wouldn’t slide into or tip onto Jeremy, May, or any of the crew. Those guys would have known exactly what was going to happen. They were just acting surprised.
1:57 "in the plums" absolute favorite line😂
i laughed way too hard at that part
Which episode is that from?
@@ThimaiahBaduvamanda 80’s Hatchback challenge
Series 21 episode 1
EEN DA *P L U H M Z*
I love how both times when Jeremy suggests the horses it’s never him who actually falls off, it’s always James or Richard who pay for it
That's why he suggests them 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
10:28 poor clarkson, they went on and on for a minute
But but why in Burma have their horses got 5 legs?
His feet can probably touch the floor on any kind of horse.
jeremy is tall enough for his feet to touch the ground allmost so he knows when he outreaches his toes he is at the same level as the horse
0:35 Hammond’s short reaction upon realising what James said is so funny to me idk why
What ep is that?
hhHHmm
@@Enforcedcraft Burma Special, I think
The laughter is perfect
10:18 the sound of an expensive lapel mic and its recorder being submerged and destroyed
Don't be fooled: everything - yes, EVERYTHING - is a stunt. The BBC peeps care desperately about their reputation for professionalism and decent production values, so they'd much rather spend £5,000 of licence payers' money on slick editing and predictable post-production sound effects than blowing a mere £500 on drowning a microphone and hoping that they get an amusing gurgle from it. Everything is staged, especially the bits that clearly aren't staged.
@@EleanorPeterson you must be fun at parties
@@EleanorPeterson holy hell, bugger off down a hole
@@kaikai5963 actually more fun than those guys who say "we know but we still like it"
@@kysrussiansandindians0 no lol just enjoy despite
5:55 “she went up to the cash machine, and sorted out Greece’s national debt”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:36 The dobble take they both do, the sound, the visual of the car side-flipped is comedic gold. xD
I like how james looks genuenly confused
somehow *the* most Hammond clip from all of top gear
12:47 "James, you can't do that." "Yes I can?" Words to live by.
Jeremy also said crist on a bike and then we see crist on a bike
We just ignore Hitler on a bike
Imagine if the today Twitter was back then, immediate cancellation
@UCQdj8uQ4FFWFYNVUuVZnqyg Fuck off. This would still happen today. Stop being such a whiny doomer
1:25 I love Hammond's face and how he looks around after he realizes what he said
Wait what does it mean
@@inknstars5595 i think its something to do with drag queens but idk
@@magickpigeon Yeah, it is about drag queens
Shush regard
The second after he said that, I had an ad for Opium Perfume
Roses are red I’m deeply sorry 2:35
HAMMOND YOU IDIOT YOU BACKED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY
*James May laughing*
I knew the exact line and I haven’t even yet got to that part of the video yet
Noah Innenberg *reversed
I literally died rn xd
5:00 _Ooh my!, that's a remarkable accident_
My parents when i was born
“Cus look” **Richard proceeds to remove the windscreen**
The Breeze'll be nice...
My exes when they dated me
Breeze will be nice!
11:56 James just calmly driving away. 😂
9:15 ”My scrutum is on fire" 😂😂😂
I just realized that many of the memes we've come to see came from Top Gear
Always has been
The meme potential is legendary
Just now? How
Oh no! Anyway
Next to the Star Wars prequels they are my favorites to use
4:31 “I think it must be damp.”
I just real
2:08 the meme everyone knows
There are people who listen to lofi when they sleep. There are people who listen to the sounds of winter when they sleep. I listen to the sounds of three middle aged men arguing about cars when I sleep.
Roses are red The sun is brighter James may attempts to light an SS18 Satan missile with a lighter
@@ralphgarcia3874 Hey, I caught you stealing comments. The Council of *Goose* will decide your fate.
*C L A R K S O N* .... “Wot?”
"Are you sure that doesn't say immersed in wax?" most underrated joke of that episode. Hammond's rant was pretty funny but May be spitting fire
2:08 the meme everyone knows
2:08 the meme everyone knows
2:08 the meme everyone knows
2:08 the meme everyone knows
2:08 the meme everyone knows
2:08 the meme everyone knows
10:28 poor clarkson, they went on and on for a minute
Bruh I felt that lol
DeeDash they missed the part where Jeremy retaliate by saying that is the sound of envy
@@EzraDair bitterness and jealousy
what episode is it from?
8:05 Top Gear Roasting the 2014 Formula 1 Regulations, is just pure gold
Such a shame that they didn’t put the McLaren and Lotus together. They’d be in ICU with oxygen deprivation from laughing too much 😂
@J Sarandrea ok
I was too focused on the girl behind Jeremy lmao
The F1 did this to themself
6:52 “so sally is this family parrot??? , just watch what happens when I throw it out a moving Vehicle” 😂😂😂
6:29 RIP dove 🕊️
7:36 I never thought a man casually standing inside the cabin of a flipped over truck with his head sticking out would be funny xDD
James took "almost dying from falling crane" quite well, actually.
3:02 "Are women's bottoms different to men's bottoms?" "I think so"
We have an extra bottom at the front, Phil. Ask your mum about it... ;-)
I would like to ask you
4:45 James’ high pitched voice killed me
It sounds like Grover to me
3:36 James’ reaction to Hammond sliding in on his side is amazing 😂
"Are women's bottoms different to men's bottoms?" *Cashier nods*
2:07 he said the thing
he said the thing :D
3:23 Richard Hammond: AND Across the LINE!
10:57 James and Richard roasted Jeremy for 55 seconds straight
The golden era. It'll take a monumental effort to make Top Gear the titan it once was. Jeremy, James and Hamster were the perfect trio, and I enjoyed so many of their episodes over so many years. They were the highlight of my TV week. I'm rather glad it ended when it did, though, because good things often run themselves into the ground eventually, and I would have hated to see that happen to such a great series. And yes, I know it was ended after Jeremy punched a producer.
Jeremy punched someone? Why
@@erickajoyflore7109 pretty sure it was because the director or whatever did something, and he was waiting on important medical news so his nerves were high already
@@ICCUWANSIUT nah, bbc just hates everyone, trust me, they pulled 2 fire alarms in 1 session of Season 1 of The Goes Wrong Show, the birth of christ episode, instead of interrupting one of their many empty rooms.
@@ICCUWANSIUT Yeah, he got incorrectly diagnosed with pancreatic cancer iirc. His mother had also passed recently, and he was going through a divorce. Pretty sure he snapped when the producer made a jab at his mother
The golden era ended after Hammond's first accident. That's when they went from quality car show to schlock entertainment. The latter albeit much more popular and profitable.
7:45 this argument didn't feel scripted or anything. James was genuinely angry and upset, that was like an argument between two neighbors
It's the argument between someone who nearly killed a person and a person that narrowly escaped death.
I don't think the crane falling over was scripted either in total honesty
Its because the show as a whole is unscripted
James putting the lighter on the rocket is one of the best things he has ever done.
3:41 "Hammond, You're Breaking The Car!"
1:25 i almost took my own life by laughing at that
11:44 - the moment when hammod realised
the clip from 4:22 is literally my favourite moment in all of top gear
Yes
Same
It never gets old
James may: I don’t like heights Also James may: I am a pilot
You're stupid, he's inside a plane when piloting it.
@@automation7295 bro calm down
Is it you nigel?
I have lumbago
@@automation7295 and he was inside a tent when piloting.. the tent, stoopid
10:16 RIP James' mic
3:35 james doing a double take at hammond being on his side Xd
8:45 it's actually funny how the scenario Richard came up with never happens in F1 since 2014
"'Ello is this Mr. 'Olland? This' the Queen, we are at war!" One of my favourite clips from this show.
Such a shame we will never ever have another TV series like this. I truly miss Top Gear with these three, seen all episodes since the very inception, even when it was just JC.
I thought that too, since they’ve got rid of all the terrible presenters Freddie and Paddy are actually good fun though, check out the car bungee!
@@riffratt I have watched those guys and they are good, but they still seem to miss that real friendship and camaraderie. So I do watch occasionally, but to me, it's not the same. Cheers
Did you watch the grand tour?
Anurag Anand grand tour is great
3:36 Genuinely wasn't expecting that
10:54 Jeremy double-checks the paper to see whether James is correct. 🤣
The “Clarkson applying butt cream” and “Hammond drifting in a supermarket” clips fit together way too perfectly
The absolutly brutal roasting when Jeremy reads the Madam Tussauds letter has me in stitches every time🤣🤣
Best idea for a show ever: Three hilarious people with great chemistry just riffing off of everything they can say about the one thing they all enjoy. Take them anywhere to do anything and it will always be fantastic.
“I would love to be a drunk Queen” -Richard Hammond
10:28 they just went into smoke Jeremy Clarkson at all costs mode.
6:28 I have never laughed so hard in my life
I like how Clarkson just lets them rant on about the wax figurine 😂
6:10 “Oh God… my doves have escaped!” 😂
3:40 Hammond is probably one of very few people who have worn a Rolex Submariner while rolling a Vauxhall Nova
Legally, at least.
This entire show is “how can they show this on tv”
5:42 is my favorite James May moment. So hilarious.
Oh my god. Another box.
Tbh I would feel the same if I was James.
13:32 “I’m drowning in shit!” Jeremy Clarkson
00:30 The pinnacle of KZhead - a horsecock
hammond you sodding tic tac this was my lamborghini
May's double take while Hammond's sideways, is hilarious
“I think it must be damp.” Is possibly the funniest line in Top Gear history
1:25 Jeremy's face is too funny
Hammond's face upon realizing how badly he fucked up was great as well
Jeremy Clarkson: I’ve been chosen to be immortalised in wax James and Richard: *peace was never an option*
"my crane is too small and that's punishable by death is it?" Yes yes it is
“If this had ears, it’d go **a a** ” ~Jeremy Clarkson 2012
*2014
1:38 this is hands down one of the best top gear clips
I hadn't realised just how many brilliant moments there were in this season.
*theme sounds* "Tonight, Jeremy drowns in a river of excrement, Hammond reverses into the 'Sports Lorry', and James May dangles from a suspended tent" *more theme sounds*
That's what I like in the bottom gear memes. They litterly just the short version of top gear.
Can we just appreciate how steady the camera crew is?
Hammond's rant about Madam Toussaud's is just a brilliant gem. It's a shame he doesn't show this side on camera more often.
Jeremy: “Christ on a bike!?” *Christ on a bike*
1:57 the way that he said “ in the plums” just made me crack up laughing😂😂
"James you've fallen out of your tent!" Hammond pointing out the obvious never gets old lol
13:30 "No there's a deep bit with fo-" *_"I'M DROWNING IN SHIT"_*
2:53 nooo all that blinker fluid!
Only idiots says "Blinker fluid". There's no such think called "blinker fluid". You're obviously not a car enthusiasts, you're an idiot who clearly knows nothing about cars..
@@automation7295 we have got a captain genius in the house you moron xD That was a f..* joke you joke Ever heard of sarcastic jokes? Love the fact how u are insulting me as an idiot, but being dumb af not even able to realize the joke
@@automation7295 and by the way: "Only idiots say" Or "Only an idiot says" :'D idiot
I’m watching this on Sep 8 2022. 😔 the Queen can’t declare war anymore. RIP
1:20 always makes me die 🤣
3:39 their reactions are priceless
“Here he comes” *car is sideways*
8:29 Formula D
4:36 - that engine sounds _amazing_ what on earth is that!?
Caterham 620R, I believe.
@@cletusmcyeetus5975 that's a ford 2.0 duratec? Sounds so good, I am legitimately impressed.
3:55: Either Clarkson is a heavy sleeper or the engine can start up quietly
Rose wine and or lots of beers prob lol
6:00 I love my fellow brits we come up with the randomist things
The "across the line" while the cars on its side gets me every single time
12:40 Hitler on a bicycle what will he invade?
Cycle king
Everyone gangsta till the missile start doings sounds
"I want to put your head in a brown paper bag and bludgeon you to death with the blunt end of an axe" This has got to be a favourite James may quote 😂😂
Why is he dressed up as Hitler? Cyclist needs to be visible! lol still laughing
That double take may did in the shopping center when Hammond crosses the line sideways has me dying everytime
"I would love to be a drunk queen" 😀 that is so hilarious 😀
"Behold the genius!" *Pushes car into a beam*
i love how they all have an iconic way of yelling the others name. May's classic "Claaarksoooon"