Funniest moments from the 9th series of Top Gear UK.
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James looking straight down the barrel of a loaded shotgun: Hammond: Genuine concern and panic. Clarkson: Fits of laughter.
@KomradeSeals3 жыл бұрын
“How are we going to explain this to Health & Safety?”
@alistairwalker28502 жыл бұрын
There is no way they would put the three of them in a room with a loaded shotgun.
@NobodyQuiteLikeMe2 жыл бұрын
Well you’ll have a ball watching Clarkson with a shotgun shooting at May’s shed in the garden episode
@mrmax1282 жыл бұрын
if ur gonna refer to something in the video- post the timestamp…
@HandHaben2 жыл бұрын
@@HandHaben I didn’t feel like it
@KomradeSeals2 жыл бұрын
"He's not the Stig, but he's the Stig's American cousin." "Big Stig!"
@dakotabrabec3 жыл бұрын
I heard "Pig Stig!"
@JunRozenovich3 жыл бұрын
@@JunRozenovich Same!!!
@quipquap14323 жыл бұрын
Sthicc
@megopteryx3 жыл бұрын
Big Stig is actually the Stigs Aisyralian cousin, due to the massive bulge he was sporting when he first was introduced. I prefer Fat Stig as the name for the Stig's American cousin.
@glennmatthews7583 жыл бұрын
BIG STIG
@CertainlyCaro3 жыл бұрын
Nobody’s mentioning the “go to your own kid’s sports day” joke that is bloody brilliant.
@kiwisontoast3 жыл бұрын
Still laughing about it
@xd__advisedguide2 жыл бұрын
I’m actually still in tears about it😂
@TheJumpingGymnast10 ай бұрын
@@travismaguire1349he’s joking that Clarkson is trying to video random kids sports day rather than his own. It’s a pedophile joke
@apstreams55987 ай бұрын
@Thephrogdoob lol
@BenState26 күн бұрын
Things James May hates: Snow Cold Outdoor pursuits Pushing his body to find the limit The noise his clothes make Zippers Pockets That Jeremy Clarkson's stupid truck
@makaylanicole27353 жыл бұрын
That
@abramo77003 жыл бұрын
@@abramo7700 yes
@makaylanicole27353 жыл бұрын
LOL
@GOAT_GOATERSON3 жыл бұрын
France
@joeyfyan5783 жыл бұрын
Running
@ChrisRash3 жыл бұрын
James’ panic when the steering wheel falls off his limo is the best thing ever.
@SamC-bg6vn3 жыл бұрын
..Grabs at the dashboard.
@bigupyourself3 жыл бұрын
I could just imagine what they were thinking when they saw him drive straight off the road onto the grass
@TomasUjhelyi3 жыл бұрын
Well it wasn’t a panic
@lr81983 жыл бұрын
@@bigupyourself you would do the same...
@erneststyczen70713 жыл бұрын
Because the 'pair of utter pillocks' broke his car.
@Joekes13 жыл бұрын
I laughed more than I should’ve at the joke of James walking into an American dealership
@notonemo70463 жыл бұрын
Its Hammonds laugh that makes it so hilarious 🤣
@jacobmassey38973 жыл бұрын
As an American I approve, Bang.
@joelikespotatoes8321 Жыл бұрын
im ur 2,1k like
@cande_10252 ай бұрын
@@cande_1025 thank you
@notonemo70462 ай бұрын
"They do not have the legal... *Dead Duck Noises*
@angrycarguynerd57993 жыл бұрын
Telling me
@duckmeat46743 жыл бұрын
Duck Meat bruh
@Jayqo3 жыл бұрын
just saying dead ducks don't make noise
@williamlewis69673 жыл бұрын
@@williamlewis6967 nha shit i thought they did
@jamie80373 жыл бұрын
Smoking’s bad for ya kids
@chrisjacobs83943 жыл бұрын
"You pair of utter pillocks!" "You're such an insufferable oaf" James has the best insults by far
@Speeff3 жыл бұрын
Yes indeed and no one uses today
@mrcosmo81072 жыл бұрын
You are an APOCALYPTICAL DINGLEBERRY
@ThePiquedPigeon Жыл бұрын
My favourite is "Blasphemous Maggot"
@NylfaenNoldoreth7 ай бұрын
"Hammond." "Yeah?" "May, bad luck." I don't know why but this killed me
@aspyr56813 жыл бұрын
Its rude
@erneststyczen70713 жыл бұрын
@@erneststyczen7071 oh no Anyway
@willch.22592 жыл бұрын
@@willch.2259 Last week
@erneststyczen70712 жыл бұрын
Probably the peak of Top Gear.
@evantra17613 жыл бұрын
Nah the peak was right before clarksons dismissing
@MrShikfootball3 жыл бұрын
Got far too overly scripted by that point, in my opinion.
@evantra17613 жыл бұрын
yup
@aaronking23693 жыл бұрын
The banter on this series was legendary
@dazzaMusic3 жыл бұрын
IMO series 5 to about series 17 was the peak it became it bit inconsistent after that imo specials were always good though
@brandonharris97693 жыл бұрын
“He will have walked into a dealership” “Hello” “And they’ll have shot him” 😂😂😂
@arxuia68653 жыл бұрын
As an American its pretty damn embarassing that I have personally heard stories of this happening to people and they end up getting killed or nearly shot.
@joelikespotatoes83212 жыл бұрын
@@joelikespotatoes8321 at a car dealership?
@SuperSmosh1232 жыл бұрын
@@SuperSmosh123 Yep, seen a video of 3 people getting into a shootout at a car dealership and all 3 of them died.
@Thwack9922 жыл бұрын
@@joelikespotatoes8321 LOL WUT
@urbanprojectz Жыл бұрын
1:13 I like the fact that Hammond took the blame for the cameraman
@adim24272 жыл бұрын
Also the look he gives the cameraman.
@SimonStrange Жыл бұрын
"We will not allow Adolf Hammond to ruin our plans to this great, this wonderful..."
@BuenoSeraPerkele3 жыл бұрын
(Throws helmet.) "Shut up!"
@lowgunfire26713 жыл бұрын
@@lowgunfire2671 😂😂😂😂
@earlofsmeg3 жыл бұрын
Does someone knows the sauce to that episode?
@deadshot_daquiri_remastered3 жыл бұрын
@@deadshot_daquiri_remastered s9 e1
@AKSHAY-bu4ox3 жыл бұрын
@@AKSHAY-bu4ox thanks
@aleasd79052 жыл бұрын
“I hate being cold.” -James May. *lives in the UK*
@Da__goat3 жыл бұрын
England isn’t that cold...
@alfredkc3 жыл бұрын
@Colonel Kablooey Those are rookie numbers,
@therainbowdoggo15533 жыл бұрын
@@therainbowdoggo1553 Not when you got humid air from the gulf stream and houses insulated for winter its not.
@tomstech43903 жыл бұрын
It's a bit of a misconception that the UK is cold, speaking of England where he lives the coldest it ever really gets to is -5/-10°C in winter, and the summer months average around 25°C, last year we had a few days hitting 34/35°C, and it actually feels hotter than it is due to England being quite humid. I know a Greek family who were actually surprised by just how hot it was. What we do have however, is an abundance of overcast days where it's just grey, slightly cold and slightly windy. Bill Bailey described it as weather which fills the British people with a sense of wistful melancholy.
@nervesconcord3 жыл бұрын
@@nervesconcord right? The UK isn't cold nor is it hot. Its temperate, but it does rain quite a bit. Lol
@getchasome62303 жыл бұрын
James may: “Crikey it’s the Rozzers” “You insufferable oaf” “That’s just childish and doesn’t solve the problem”
@jennihowell65413 жыл бұрын
The argument, not the problem. They were arguing.
@twisted_nether3732 жыл бұрын
0:00 Polar Special 0:35 Limousine Challenge (Episode 6) 0:50 USA Special (Episode 3) 0:58 Fix the Road in 24H (Episode 1) 1:55 Polar Special 2:22 USA Special (Episode 3) 2:46 Limousine Challenge (Episode 6) 3:29 Three Small Cars Fight (Episode 2) 3:44 CoolWall (Episode 4) 4:16 Three Small Cars Fight (Episode 2) 4:20 Fix the Road in 24H (Episode 1) 4:37 Limousine Challenge (Episode 6) 4:44 USA Special (Episode 3) 5:04 Fix the Road in 24H (Episode 1) 5:14 Polar Special 5:22 News (Episode 5) 5:47 Limousine Challenge (Episode 6) 6:26 News (Episode 6) 6:51 USA Special (Episode 3) 7:07 Polar Special 7:36 Three Small Cars Fight (Episode 2) 8:01 Growing Petrol (Episode 5) 8:22 News (Episode 6) 9:24 USA Special (Episode 3) 9:39 Limousine Challenge (Episode 6)
@gregheffley99842 жыл бұрын
THanks]
@urbanprojectz Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much, omg
@RubyBlueUwU Жыл бұрын
Where can I watch full episodes?
@TheAnti-Hero. Жыл бұрын
@@TheAnti-Hero. SolarMovie
@gregheffley9984 Жыл бұрын
@@gregheffley9984 Thanks
@TheAnti-Hero. Жыл бұрын
"You got carpet burn" "How am I gonna explain this to my wife" hahahaha Oh man the adult jokes I didn't get as a kid...
@bobkin6113 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@legioner93 жыл бұрын
care to ellaborate? English is not my first language so i dont really understand the referance
@zembers2 жыл бұрын
Me neither 😅
@martind47212 жыл бұрын
@@zembers Pubic hair is sometimes called 'carpet'.
@randomterrarian55662 жыл бұрын
@@martind4721 Pubic hair is sometimes called 'carpet'.
@randomterrarian55662 жыл бұрын
"You will be the first person ever who went to the North-Pole, who didn't want to be there" That's one way to put it lmao
@d0uble9923 жыл бұрын
It'll definitely motivate me 😂
@kelvinkemoi2482Ай бұрын
6:52 Everybody's very fat, everybody's very stupid and everybody's very rude.
@BTG073 жыл бұрын
I have to agree, but I'm still mad.
@therainbowdoggo15533 жыл бұрын
Americans
@zulfarhanmerican68723 жыл бұрын
@@zulfarhanmerican6872 aye
@aaronarshad36873 жыл бұрын
I really can't disagree judging by whats happening right now 😂
@Race3303 жыл бұрын
I guess you haven't been to France. lol
@basba_qal3 жыл бұрын
This was uploaded 2 months ago and has over a million views.. Shows how great these three were. Grew up as a kid watching this and I miss it so much.. Best show I've ever seen.
@qg12353 жыл бұрын
You know about the grand tour?
@ondrejvolecek72153 жыл бұрын
@@ondrejvolecek7215 Yeah, and while its also very good, for some reason its not as memorable as Top Gear. I watched many Top Gear episodes like 10/15 times but with Grand Tour, I have not rewatched many episodes. The first 2 seasons felt a very scripted anyway, whereas with Top Gear even though it was scripted, you didn't notice it as much.
@qg12353 жыл бұрын
@@qg1235 yeah.... top gear is legendary
@ondrejvolecek72153 жыл бұрын
agree ! such a natural chemistry between them - absolute crap Paddy Mc Guiness version 💩
@guitarlover302 Жыл бұрын
Golf scenes! 🤣 “That’s just childish, and doesn’t solve the argument!” 🤣
@Brinkly10003 жыл бұрын
Clarkson to Hammond: "Go to Tierra del Fuego..." That worked out well in the end. 🙃😅
@ciarancundelan75703 жыл бұрын
I caught that I didn't know that Clarkson can see into the future 😂
@dannyplatt61613 жыл бұрын
Haha I was thinking this too haha!
@jbee97132 жыл бұрын
Jeremy running : MAY YOU'RE GONNA DIE, I GONNA FEED YOU TO YOUR OWN MACHINE
@pandumiharja67693 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂
@earlofsmeg3 жыл бұрын
loved it! XD
@anamariaacuna13803 жыл бұрын
Jeremy would later become a farmer lol
@morgothbauglir85082 жыл бұрын
Clarkson's laughter when Hammond took a swing at the golf ball. Dying here. 😂😂😂😂
@earlofsmeg3 жыл бұрын
“Hammond?” “Yes mate?” “May, bad luck.” Kills me every time
@dongatello69693 жыл бұрын
0:54 my favourite "hello" of all time
@nssteja75162 жыл бұрын
I agree with James those clothes that make noises are annoying
@charlieking99243 жыл бұрын
Fukk swooshy coats
@getchasome62303 жыл бұрын
i disagree, i think it gives it more charm
@firmak23 жыл бұрын
It gets to you after a few hours
@pip-pip50293 жыл бұрын
I agree to disagree. I love those!! The snow will never stick!
@mr.amazinggaming11533 жыл бұрын
Its fun to make fun of James and his quirks, but the older I get the more I agree with him...
@eaveskc3 жыл бұрын
6:11 the fact he was touching the dashboard as if he was trying to control the tire using his mind 😂😂
@adampotatos68542 жыл бұрын
I also like how he tries to grab at a ghost steering wheel when he has the real one in his hands
@JetFalcon710 Жыл бұрын
4:17 oh nice, a Kurt Cobain refference
@asnodt67633 жыл бұрын
I want to not like this comment, but I like this comment.
@dirtyricenova75033 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhh
@Dim43233 жыл бұрын
That still hurts. Well, not if you're Kurt Cobain.
@idde43453 жыл бұрын
tbf to the cameraman there really should of been a glass case over the emergency stop button to avoid accidental presses
@alfie45043 жыл бұрын
No they shouldn’t, in the case of an emergency another second spent taking the case of could cost a life.
@tpuwu80123 жыл бұрын
@@Ozymandatory ThAtS nOt HoW tHiNgS wOrK , bro don’t try talk about something you don’t understand.
@tpuwu80123 жыл бұрын
@@Ozymandatory That's exactly how it works. Which is why emergency stops on tools and the like are rarely fitted with covers.
@hyhy50833 жыл бұрын
@@hyhy5083 if they did fit covers on them, most companies would just remove it anyways xD
@notastone48322 жыл бұрын
What episode is that from
@neilmurphy8452 жыл бұрын
"Hammond?" "yes?" "May, bad luck"
@88HEATHENWOLF3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 That must have been painful for Hammond.
@earlofsmeg3 жыл бұрын
☠️☠️🤣🤣
@Tony-1123 жыл бұрын
Massive burn in a mere three words. That's how you do it.
@RustyDust1013 жыл бұрын
5:08 is hilarious the way james runs after the tar trolley
@AM-cm9sg3 жыл бұрын
All those challenges where May refuses to run on tv.
@eddherring30882 жыл бұрын
2:06 Looks like a father teaching his little son to ski 🤣
@iCazZiStronZi3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂because Hammonds’ the young one
@DukeofWellington6773 жыл бұрын
Biggest mistake BBC did was letting these go.
@lumo74613 жыл бұрын
You mean the biggest mistake was Jeremy punching his producer 😂😂
@rjs1985853 жыл бұрын
Producer: but he punched me 😭
@DickiMonster3 жыл бұрын
rjs8585 assistant producer! And it was fair cause he insulted him over his dead mother
@boomermoment38933 жыл бұрын
@@boomermoment3893 you are a liar
@MrMrliamo3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@realcanadian963 жыл бұрын
"Hammond!" "May." ... "...bad luck."
@SaintPhoenixx3 жыл бұрын
4:16 gave me a heart attack
@That_G0th_Guitarist3 жыл бұрын
We’ll go to your own kids sports day 😂😂😂
@benlong72283 жыл бұрын
“It’s okay we can go together” and “James was rubbish with the shotgun” James is fucking hilarious
@jameswallace70913 жыл бұрын
9:01 if you see a police man measuring your children you think “ Quick, call the… OH” bruh lmaoooo
@sirenhead87672 жыл бұрын
6:47 Richard’s comebacks are the best, he just destroys
@nothajzl3 жыл бұрын
This was by far the best series they ever made, it has everything that made them great.
@woodrow_mayes3 жыл бұрын
what series is this? I don't remember the golf episode
@rallyecars74493 жыл бұрын
Rallye Cars season 9, like it says on the damn title
@helplmchoking3 жыл бұрын
Top gear US was much better though.
@jackwatson39443 жыл бұрын
Down Town caught any fish with that bait?
@Xiphactinus3 жыл бұрын
I usually do but nobody's biting on here.
@jackwatson39443 жыл бұрын
The way James says pillock at 3:19 hits different 🤣🤣🤣
@peerieman23 жыл бұрын
4:02 "Run. Run or you'll be a lot shorter."
@applejuice52722 жыл бұрын
Quite possibly THE best season. Road works, building limos, the southern US special, the Reliant Robin space shuttle, tractors and James driving the Veyron at top speed. Not to mention a great line of guests including Jemery's crush Kristin Scott Thomas. Absolute peak television.
@Moolers2 жыл бұрын
i like how hammond takes the fall for the camera man
@nicolast.m.56643 жыл бұрын
8:39 James’s laughing did it for me here 😂😂
@xtremegaming18373 жыл бұрын
James holding onto the dash to try to steer the car 😂😂😂 6:10
@GD-rq2uh3 жыл бұрын
"James was rubbish with the shotgun" "WOOOAAH"
@captainjotunheim16563 жыл бұрын
8:01 I was 100% expecting Clarkson so do this at his farm lol
@StacXion2 жыл бұрын
May! You're going to die and I'm going to feed you into your own machine!!
@dr.bright6272 Жыл бұрын
1:47 “adolf Hammond” 😂
@bencoakes69783 жыл бұрын
1:45
@iyimontageziyi90793 жыл бұрын
That one scene with James and the shotgun will always make me laugh😂😂
@georgedooley82473 жыл бұрын
9:57 Naaaah, the way that May looks, I’m deeeeaaaad 😂🤣🤣
@davislinkaits69353 жыл бұрын
Why was the man behind so pissed?
@diegoestradahernandez27282 жыл бұрын
His face just screams "oh for god's sake, when will this end"
@JetFalcon710 Жыл бұрын
“James was terrible with a shotgun” 😂
@seasngtings3 жыл бұрын
08:01 When you play Farming Simulator for the first time 😂.
@fredschriks85543 жыл бұрын
I felt that one 🤣
@emmasaviation29683 жыл бұрын
I remember that episode. Didn't they blow up the field: Fire in the hole!!! Plowing is done!!! That really killed me 😅😅😅 Greetings from germany 😎
@h.p.e.t.57703 жыл бұрын
@@h.p.e.t.5770 Hehe Jeremy did that
@fredschriks85543 жыл бұрын
yes that is the best bit.
@ournewzealandfarm9603 жыл бұрын
What episode was it?
@mathiastheapprentice3 жыл бұрын
"You can't video children. Have you ever been to a school sports day? You have to ask every parent there before you're allowed to take the camera out the boot." "Well go to your own kid's sports day." Classic. :)
@Veyron722skyhook3 жыл бұрын
The good old improper and real Top Gear! Yesterday I was watching Discovery Turbo and suddenly hear the Top Gear intro and found it was the new Top Gear. Never watched it before so I decide to give a chance to it...the level of disappointment isn’t possible to be described. What a waste of resources and an hour of my life that I will never recover.
@humbertorubi27353 жыл бұрын
The part where hammond shut down a power plant is, for me, hilarious
@michaelkeaton53943 жыл бұрын
*aggregate plant, the challenge was to resurface a road in 24hrs, and they sent hammond to the aggregate plant where they mix the stone and bitumin to make the asphalt to lay on the road but hammond’s cameraman lent on the emergency stop and thus delayed the whole job
@robbutterill14262 жыл бұрын
“They don’t have the legal right to measure children.” Lmao
@muffinman45153 жыл бұрын
4:25 cameraman can't keep it together 😂😂
@Joost.3 жыл бұрын
Thought that was James who threw the megaphone under the roller?
@harveypage99623 жыл бұрын
@@harveypage9962 lmao 🤦🏼♂️😂😂😂
@Joost.3 жыл бұрын
Netflix: Are you still watching? Somebody’s daughter: 9:25
@caliber90053 жыл бұрын
Bruh 🤣🤣🤣
@harsimranbansal53553 жыл бұрын
I’m being really dense can you explain?
@hansgruber7883 жыл бұрын
@@hansgruber788 look up the meme "netflix and chill"
@sabersz3 жыл бұрын
@@hansgruber788 she is taking a shower because she watched a movie and it was late
@kifer25943 жыл бұрын
8:15 my very favourite part
@andregon43663 жыл бұрын
I find it incredible that James may has the mind of an 85 year old man but had never played golf
@thebassboostedchannel12513 жыл бұрын
1:30 Well, we know what happened there.
@biggestwanderer88273 жыл бұрын
7:53 such a terrifying moment in The Last of Us Part 2
@sgtfrozty3 жыл бұрын
1:08 hammond's angry face
@ramal57083 жыл бұрын
James May grabbing at a steering wheel that’s no longer there is perhaps my favourite top gear moment
@HRHooChicken3 жыл бұрын
"go to your own kids sports day" 😂
@brandonjohnson29653 жыл бұрын
1:30 he had his controversy in Tierra del Fuego
@eyesoking3 жыл бұрын
The best season, probably.
@axylthomason47843 жыл бұрын
9:23 when he says he is cool but can't help laughing 😂
@KRONIKBASS8083 жыл бұрын
The greatest trio of TV History
@dosenwurst1013 жыл бұрын
Can't script the anger of a hundred worker when their plant gets shut down 😂
@99SuperKiller993 жыл бұрын
James still trying to steer the wheels while it’s off in his hands lol. Brilliant series
@stewartgrindlay97602 жыл бұрын
8:40 so that's what that clip is from 😂😂
@august25th383 жыл бұрын
5:00 cracks me up everytime
@T0MMYDUDE3 жыл бұрын
Series 9 is by far the best Top Gear season I’m my opinion. Every episode was a banger.
@Jay-qm8cx3 жыл бұрын
0:17 I hate the rustling too mate.
@arrivedknight76323 жыл бұрын
5:10 oh, those days when James May still runs..
@0abashed03 жыл бұрын
4:28 that is literally the most satisfying thing I have ever seen.
@serotonin92183 жыл бұрын
05:18 - "I'm on the bloody throne!" LOL
@PetrolHeadBrasil3 жыл бұрын
What episode is this?
@AxelBayliss25 күн бұрын
Since the Patagonia special loved the foreshadowing of that terra del fungal reference
@rossjefferies64683 жыл бұрын
The thing Clarkson says about America, us actually true
@PimSchouten3 жыл бұрын
Depends on where you are. The places I generally go people are friendly. These places happen to be red states in rural areas.
@SpaztasticTV3 жыл бұрын
usually only in places that have strong political views; so everywhere
@959_MC3 жыл бұрын
found the europoor.
@darerun10513 жыл бұрын
Europoor.
@jileel3 жыл бұрын
If everyone is rude to you, chances are the problem isn't them, but you. Jeremy is not exactly the most tactful person in the world, to put it mildly.
@XxStuart96xX3 жыл бұрын
This was such a great series. TG's golden age IMO
@agreen1823 жыл бұрын
1:52 Shut up!
@RedCard943 жыл бұрын
10:17 comedic timing
@AkiraHartono Жыл бұрын
That part with the tractor had me rolling with laughter when Jeremy said *May I'm gonna feed you into you own machine!*
@JM-eh3ve7 ай бұрын
5:11 one of the greatest Clarkson laughs, full stop.
@zatchbell6223 жыл бұрын
That face at 4:32....beautiful
@Hobo14003 жыл бұрын
That really was a laugh every other second. Loved the road surfacing collection.
@davidelliott58433 жыл бұрын
American Stig: one of the greatest jokes ever made.🤣 I'm not even mad, it's so accurate it hurts!
@rachels68086 ай бұрын
8:44 James “Duck” May
@maxbroyden1353 жыл бұрын
“Hammond, May, bad luck”😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jasonrussell55213 жыл бұрын
8:39 May laughing before even getting to the point TWICE Fockin brilliant XD
@atoka22063 жыл бұрын
The adolf Hammond joke got me 😂
@Sunny242473 жыл бұрын
James May has always been my favourite, he's so funny.
@Werkvuur2 жыл бұрын
James "its left here but i think if we go right we'll get their quicker" May
@mr.maskmaker66093 жыл бұрын
Three lefts make a right.
@jackwatson39443 жыл бұрын
5:40 Absolutely roasted.
@TraustiGeir3 жыл бұрын
Anytime these 3 guys get together you know it’s going to be amazing!
James looking straight down the barrel of a loaded shotgun: Hammond: Genuine concern and panic. Clarkson: Fits of laughter.
“How are we going to explain this to Health & Safety?”
There is no way they would put the three of them in a room with a loaded shotgun.
Well you’ll have a ball watching Clarkson with a shotgun shooting at May’s shed in the garden episode
if ur gonna refer to something in the video- post the timestamp…
@@HandHaben I didn’t feel like it
"He's not the Stig, but he's the Stig's American cousin." "Big Stig!"
I heard "Pig Stig!"
@@JunRozenovich Same!!!
Sthicc
Big Stig is actually the Stigs Aisyralian cousin, due to the massive bulge he was sporting when he first was introduced. I prefer Fat Stig as the name for the Stig's American cousin.
BIG STIG
Nobody’s mentioning the “go to your own kid’s sports day” joke that is bloody brilliant.
Still laughing about it
I’m actually still in tears about it😂
@@travismaguire1349he’s joking that Clarkson is trying to video random kids sports day rather than his own. It’s a pedophile joke
@Thephrogdoob lol
Things James May hates: Snow Cold Outdoor pursuits Pushing his body to find the limit The noise his clothes make Zippers Pockets That Jeremy Clarkson's stupid truck
That
@@abramo7700 yes
LOL
France
Running
James’ panic when the steering wheel falls off his limo is the best thing ever.
..Grabs at the dashboard.
I could just imagine what they were thinking when they saw him drive straight off the road onto the grass
Well it wasn’t a panic
@@bigupyourself you would do the same...
Because the 'pair of utter pillocks' broke his car.
I laughed more than I should’ve at the joke of James walking into an American dealership
Its Hammonds laugh that makes it so hilarious 🤣
As an American I approve, Bang.
im ur 2,1k like
@@cande_1025 thank you
"They do not have the legal... *Dead Duck Noises*
Telling me
Duck Meat bruh
just saying dead ducks don't make noise
@@williamlewis6967 nha shit i thought they did
Smoking’s bad for ya kids
"You pair of utter pillocks!" "You're such an insufferable oaf" James has the best insults by far
Yes indeed and no one uses today
You are an APOCALYPTICAL DINGLEBERRY
My favourite is "Blasphemous Maggot"
"Hammond." "Yeah?" "May, bad luck." I don't know why but this killed me
Its rude
@@erneststyczen7071 oh no Anyway
@@willch.2259 Last week
Probably the peak of Top Gear.
Nah the peak was right before clarksons dismissing
Got far too overly scripted by that point, in my opinion.
yup
The banter on this series was legendary
IMO series 5 to about series 17 was the peak it became it bit inconsistent after that imo specials were always good though
“He will have walked into a dealership” “Hello” “And they’ll have shot him” 😂😂😂
As an American its pretty damn embarassing that I have personally heard stories of this happening to people and they end up getting killed or nearly shot.
@@joelikespotatoes8321 at a car dealership?
@@SuperSmosh123 Yep, seen a video of 3 people getting into a shootout at a car dealership and all 3 of them died.
@@joelikespotatoes8321 LOL WUT
1:13 I like the fact that Hammond took the blame for the cameraman
Also the look he gives the cameraman.
"We will not allow Adolf Hammond to ruin our plans to this great, this wonderful..."
(Throws helmet.) "Shut up!"
@@lowgunfire2671 😂😂😂😂
Does someone knows the sauce to that episode?
@@deadshot_daquiri_remastered s9 e1
@@AKSHAY-bu4ox thanks
“I hate being cold.” -James May. *lives in the UK*
England isn’t that cold...
@Colonel Kablooey Those are rookie numbers,
@@therainbowdoggo1553 Not when you got humid air from the gulf stream and houses insulated for winter its not.
It's a bit of a misconception that the UK is cold, speaking of England where he lives the coldest it ever really gets to is -5/-10°C in winter, and the summer months average around 25°C, last year we had a few days hitting 34/35°C, and it actually feels hotter than it is due to England being quite humid. I know a Greek family who were actually surprised by just how hot it was. What we do have however, is an abundance of overcast days where it's just grey, slightly cold and slightly windy. Bill Bailey described it as weather which fills the British people with a sense of wistful melancholy.
@@nervesconcord right? The UK isn't cold nor is it hot. Its temperate, but it does rain quite a bit. Lol
James may: “Crikey it’s the Rozzers” “You insufferable oaf” “That’s just childish and doesn’t solve the problem”
The argument, not the problem. They were arguing.
0:00 Polar Special 0:35 Limousine Challenge (Episode 6) 0:50 USA Special (Episode 3) 0:58 Fix the Road in 24H (Episode 1) 1:55 Polar Special 2:22 USA Special (Episode 3) 2:46 Limousine Challenge (Episode 6) 3:29 Three Small Cars Fight (Episode 2) 3:44 CoolWall (Episode 4) 4:16 Three Small Cars Fight (Episode 2) 4:20 Fix the Road in 24H (Episode 1) 4:37 Limousine Challenge (Episode 6) 4:44 USA Special (Episode 3) 5:04 Fix the Road in 24H (Episode 1) 5:14 Polar Special 5:22 News (Episode 5) 5:47 Limousine Challenge (Episode 6) 6:26 News (Episode 6) 6:51 USA Special (Episode 3) 7:07 Polar Special 7:36 Three Small Cars Fight (Episode 2) 8:01 Growing Petrol (Episode 5) 8:22 News (Episode 6) 9:24 USA Special (Episode 3) 9:39 Limousine Challenge (Episode 6)
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Thank you so much, omg
Where can I watch full episodes?
@@TheAnti-Hero. SolarMovie
@@gregheffley9984 Thanks
"You got carpet burn" "How am I gonna explain this to my wife" hahahaha Oh man the adult jokes I didn't get as a kid...
😂😂😂
care to ellaborate? English is not my first language so i dont really understand the referance
Me neither 😅
@@zembers Pubic hair is sometimes called 'carpet'.
@@martind4721 Pubic hair is sometimes called 'carpet'.
"You will be the first person ever who went to the North-Pole, who didn't want to be there" That's one way to put it lmao
It'll definitely motivate me 😂
6:52 Everybody's very fat, everybody's very stupid and everybody's very rude.
I have to agree, but I'm still mad.
Americans
@@zulfarhanmerican6872 aye
I really can't disagree judging by whats happening right now 😂
I guess you haven't been to France. lol
This was uploaded 2 months ago and has over a million views.. Shows how great these three were. Grew up as a kid watching this and I miss it so much.. Best show I've ever seen.
You know about the grand tour?
@@ondrejvolecek7215 Yeah, and while its also very good, for some reason its not as memorable as Top Gear. I watched many Top Gear episodes like 10/15 times but with Grand Tour, I have not rewatched many episodes. The first 2 seasons felt a very scripted anyway, whereas with Top Gear even though it was scripted, you didn't notice it as much.
@@qg1235 yeah.... top gear is legendary
agree ! such a natural chemistry between them - absolute crap Paddy Mc Guiness version 💩
Golf scenes! 🤣 “That’s just childish, and doesn’t solve the argument!” 🤣
Clarkson to Hammond: "Go to Tierra del Fuego..." That worked out well in the end. 🙃😅
I caught that I didn't know that Clarkson can see into the future 😂
Haha I was thinking this too haha!
Jeremy running : MAY YOU'RE GONNA DIE, I GONNA FEED YOU TO YOUR OWN MACHINE
🤣😂🤣😂
loved it! XD
Jeremy would later become a farmer lol
Clarkson's laughter when Hammond took a swing at the golf ball. Dying here. 😂😂😂😂
“Hammond?” “Yes mate?” “May, bad luck.” Kills me every time
0:54 my favourite "hello" of all time
I agree with James those clothes that make noises are annoying
Fukk swooshy coats
i disagree, i think it gives it more charm
It gets to you after a few hours
I agree to disagree. I love those!! The snow will never stick!
Its fun to make fun of James and his quirks, but the older I get the more I agree with him...
6:11 the fact he was touching the dashboard as if he was trying to control the tire using his mind 😂😂
I also like how he tries to grab at a ghost steering wheel when he has the real one in his hands
4:17 oh nice, a Kurt Cobain refference
I want to not like this comment, but I like this comment.
Ohhhhh
That still hurts. Well, not if you're Kurt Cobain.
tbf to the cameraman there really should of been a glass case over the emergency stop button to avoid accidental presses
No they shouldn’t, in the case of an emergency another second spent taking the case of could cost a life.
@@Ozymandatory ThAtS nOt HoW tHiNgS wOrK , bro don’t try talk about something you don’t understand.
@@Ozymandatory That's exactly how it works. Which is why emergency stops on tools and the like are rarely fitted with covers.
@@hyhy5083 if they did fit covers on them, most companies would just remove it anyways xD
What episode is that from
"Hammond?" "yes?" "May, bad luck"
😂😂😂😂 That must have been painful for Hammond.
☠️☠️🤣🤣
Massive burn in a mere three words. That's how you do it.
5:08 is hilarious the way james runs after the tar trolley
All those challenges where May refuses to run on tv.
2:06 Looks like a father teaching his little son to ski 🤣
Hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂because Hammonds’ the young one
Biggest mistake BBC did was letting these go.
You mean the biggest mistake was Jeremy punching his producer 😂😂
Producer: but he punched me 😭
rjs8585 assistant producer! And it was fair cause he insulted him over his dead mother
@@boomermoment3893 you are a liar
Yes
"Hammond!" "May." ... "...bad luck."
4:16 gave me a heart attack
We’ll go to your own kids sports day 😂😂😂
“It’s okay we can go together” and “James was rubbish with the shotgun” James is fucking hilarious
9:01 if you see a police man measuring your children you think “ Quick, call the… OH” bruh lmaoooo
6:47 Richard’s comebacks are the best, he just destroys
This was by far the best series they ever made, it has everything that made them great.
what series is this? I don't remember the golf episode
Rallye Cars season 9, like it says on the damn title
Top gear US was much better though.
Down Town caught any fish with that bait?
I usually do but nobody's biting on here.
The way James says pillock at 3:19 hits different 🤣🤣🤣
4:02 "Run. Run or you'll be a lot shorter."
Quite possibly THE best season. Road works, building limos, the southern US special, the Reliant Robin space shuttle, tractors and James driving the Veyron at top speed. Not to mention a great line of guests including Jemery's crush Kristin Scott Thomas. Absolute peak television.
i like how hammond takes the fall for the camera man
8:39 James’s laughing did it for me here 😂😂
James holding onto the dash to try to steer the car 😂😂😂 6:10
"James was rubbish with the shotgun" "WOOOAAH"
8:01 I was 100% expecting Clarkson so do this at his farm lol
May! You're going to die and I'm going to feed you into your own machine!!
1:47 “adolf Hammond” 😂
1:45
That one scene with James and the shotgun will always make me laugh😂😂
9:57 Naaaah, the way that May looks, I’m deeeeaaaad 😂🤣🤣
Why was the man behind so pissed?
His face just screams "oh for god's sake, when will this end"
“James was terrible with a shotgun” 😂
08:01 When you play Farming Simulator for the first time 😂.
I felt that one 🤣
I remember that episode. Didn't they blow up the field: Fire in the hole!!! Plowing is done!!! That really killed me 😅😅😅 Greetings from germany 😎
@@h.p.e.t.5770 Hehe Jeremy did that
yes that is the best bit.
What episode was it?
"You can't video children. Have you ever been to a school sports day? You have to ask every parent there before you're allowed to take the camera out the boot." "Well go to your own kid's sports day." Classic. :)
The good old improper and real Top Gear! Yesterday I was watching Discovery Turbo and suddenly hear the Top Gear intro and found it was the new Top Gear. Never watched it before so I decide to give a chance to it...the level of disappointment isn’t possible to be described. What a waste of resources and an hour of my life that I will never recover.
The part where hammond shut down a power plant is, for me, hilarious
*aggregate plant, the challenge was to resurface a road in 24hrs, and they sent hammond to the aggregate plant where they mix the stone and bitumin to make the asphalt to lay on the road but hammond’s cameraman lent on the emergency stop and thus delayed the whole job
“They don’t have the legal right to measure children.” Lmao
4:25 cameraman can't keep it together 😂😂
Thought that was James who threw the megaphone under the roller?
@@harveypage9962 lmao 🤦🏼♂️😂😂😂
Netflix: Are you still watching? Somebody’s daughter: 9:25
Bruh 🤣🤣🤣
I’m being really dense can you explain?
@@hansgruber788 look up the meme "netflix and chill"
@@hansgruber788 she is taking a shower because she watched a movie and it was late
8:15 my very favourite part
I find it incredible that James may has the mind of an 85 year old man but had never played golf
1:30 Well, we know what happened there.
7:53 such a terrifying moment in The Last of Us Part 2
1:08 hammond's angry face
James May grabbing at a steering wheel that’s no longer there is perhaps my favourite top gear moment
"go to your own kids sports day" 😂
1:30 he had his controversy in Tierra del Fuego
The best season, probably.
9:23 when he says he is cool but can't help laughing 😂
The greatest trio of TV History
Can't script the anger of a hundred worker when their plant gets shut down 😂
James still trying to steer the wheels while it’s off in his hands lol. Brilliant series
8:40 so that's what that clip is from 😂😂
5:00 cracks me up everytime
Series 9 is by far the best Top Gear season I’m my opinion. Every episode was a banger.
0:17 I hate the rustling too mate.
5:10 oh, those days when James May still runs..
4:28 that is literally the most satisfying thing I have ever seen.
05:18 - "I'm on the bloody throne!" LOL
What episode is this?
Since the Patagonia special loved the foreshadowing of that terra del fungal reference
The thing Clarkson says about America, us actually true
Depends on where you are. The places I generally go people are friendly. These places happen to be red states in rural areas.
usually only in places that have strong political views; so everywhere
found the europoor.
Europoor.
If everyone is rude to you, chances are the problem isn't them, but you. Jeremy is not exactly the most tactful person in the world, to put it mildly.
This was such a great series. TG's golden age IMO
1:52 Shut up!
10:17 comedic timing
That part with the tractor had me rolling with laughter when Jeremy said *May I'm gonna feed you into you own machine!*
5:11 one of the greatest Clarkson laughs, full stop.
That face at 4:32....beautiful
That really was a laugh every other second. Loved the road surfacing collection.
American Stig: one of the greatest jokes ever made.🤣 I'm not even mad, it's so accurate it hurts!
8:44 James “Duck” May
“Hammond, May, bad luck”😂😂😂😂😂😂
8:39 May laughing before even getting to the point TWICE Fockin brilliant XD
The adolf Hammond joke got me 😂
James May has always been my favourite, he's so funny.
James "its left here but i think if we go right we'll get their quicker" May
Three lefts make a right.
5:40 Absolutely roasted.
Anytime these 3 guys get together you know it’s going to be amazing!
1:20 how Richard took the blame on himself🫡👌🏻
2:15 Hammond’s most Canadian bit there 😂
3:50 like that bike ,but not on the cool wall 😂