Funniest moments from the 13th series of Top Gear UK.
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i still think the scene with james in the golf pulling up to the house and clarkson turning the music on has got to be one of the top 5 funniest moments from all of top gear
@jdxjoxi3 жыл бұрын
The look on hamster's face
@Ogrethephreak3 жыл бұрын
That’s probably my number 1, I die laughing every time 😂
@skorpion39933 жыл бұрын
He called his parents heroin addicts 😂😂
@jordancox5592 жыл бұрын
the moment i die laughing when the girl says "why dont they speak english" and james said. cuz theyre spanish
@mariamalgorzata49742 жыл бұрын
Fact
@criostoirocuinn Жыл бұрын
The bit where they are trying to be at quiet as possible then Jeremy turns the stereo on in James car has to be one of the funniest scenes I’ve ever seen.
@CityStays3 жыл бұрын
I'm cackling in the middle of the night because of that
@doggowpv78252 жыл бұрын
@@muneebrehman6288 think 10 or 13
@foxprower61422 жыл бұрын
9:00
@KyleC11 Жыл бұрын
It's all fake!!!
@jimmyavpi8 ай бұрын
@@jimmyavpi who cares? It is funny.
@CityStays7 ай бұрын
0:26 *LOL STIGGY TRYING TO PHOTOCOPY HIS HEAD LOL*
@shoutout.kokain87133 жыл бұрын
I noticed it and rewound 10 times!
@dannyhudson51153 жыл бұрын
@@dannyhudson5115 lool
@shoutout.kokain87133 жыл бұрын
I saw that too lol
@BlueFlagAlpha3 жыл бұрын
He was probably trying to see if it worked
@mayoroicjre3 жыл бұрын
I've only just noticed that
@georgewilliams30293 жыл бұрын
Hammond’s reaction at 9:05 is one of those moments I still remember from the first time I saw it, and will remember forever. Absolute TV gold
@wge0209mop3 жыл бұрын
He knew it was going to be gold
@sml2k186 Жыл бұрын
“YOU’RE SO UNFUNNY”
@jonahc2807Ай бұрын
the Teenage episode is one of the funniest episodes of all time
@Chanannagins3 жыл бұрын
Ravy mayvy
@James-fb9wn3 жыл бұрын
and the cringiest
@aaronrichards28423 жыл бұрын
Rumor has it the three teens are still on their phones. Wonder where they are now a decade later?
@ChrisLoew3 жыл бұрын
@@ChrisLoew Probably in a council estate with 8+ kids. Who knows?
@R33Racer3 жыл бұрын
That was the first episode I ever watched. Been hooked ever since
@spaghetts3 жыл бұрын
“You’ve given me the baby now get in the back” (and Jeremy’s reaction) is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.
@kevenguimaraes3 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@poletooke46918 ай бұрын
@@poletooke4691 1:22
@kevenguimaraes8 ай бұрын
@@poletooke4691 14:19
@JetFalcon7107 ай бұрын
@@JetFalcon710 omg he did say that! That is brutal 😂😂
@poletooke46917 ай бұрын
@@poletooke4691 Yeah lol
@JetFalcon7107 ай бұрын
When James's girlfriend said she wanted a 'power drill' I don't think she meant an electrical appliance...
@AsboJunior3 жыл бұрын
In the words of james may! "This is a guy that drives a Fiat Panda :P
@danis84553 жыл бұрын
the most interesting uninteresting person in the world
@abramo77003 жыл бұрын
She probably would have been better off with an 'electrical appliance' than James cock
@dan.97343 жыл бұрын
:eyes:
@azrael61733 жыл бұрын
@@dan.9734 i thought James cut his cock off because he wanted cheaper car insurance.
@bentgi3 жыл бұрын
“Right, you've given me the child, now get in the back”
@bubblebobble57913 жыл бұрын
Bubble Bobble i dont get it
@cahyasatrya65583 жыл бұрын
@@cahyasatrya6558 how old are you?
@naj_z3 жыл бұрын
@@cahyasatrya6558 It's a rather adult joke. If you are younger, it's probably better that you don't get it.
@treskilion-96903 жыл бұрын
Backdoor
@takumi20233 жыл бұрын
Flamingo Boutique in the bum hole
@colebiggs72963 жыл бұрын
4:03 holy shit I liked this segment. " 'I've come to fix your boiler' and then you just fix it." hahaha
@GooeyGoo3 жыл бұрын
Should have had the footage longer because of the laughs. That was brilliant!
@OndrejFicek2 жыл бұрын
9:09 "....steady and....." (LOUD TECHNO MUSIC) Makes me howl with laughter every time.....
@richardcochrane19662 жыл бұрын
"why don't they speak english?" "...because they're spanish" has to be one of my favorite James lines ever
@zenzibar282 жыл бұрын
Something I've never noticed before is at 0:26 and 0:31 Stig is photocopying his head / helmet. This show never fails to amuse me 😅
@oliverhooper4352 жыл бұрын
Some part of me wants to try that one day. Just stick my head in a photocopier and see what happens
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
@@JetFalcon710same but with a microwave
@timbo96447 ай бұрын
@@timbo9644I recommend the photo copier
@surkey50557 ай бұрын
That scene is full of Easter eggs. The gold bars in the background and Will Young's photo on clarkson's desk to name a few
@adnanrahman58837 ай бұрын
Some say that his head is invisible to photocopiers.
@craigd90587 ай бұрын
7:37 LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BLOODY SHED, MAN!
@MercenaryRandoms3 жыл бұрын
literally at 13:29
@bymafia26063 жыл бұрын
Top Gear Ground Force lol
@KevinKickChannel3 жыл бұрын
LOOKWHATYOUVEDONETOMYBLOODYSHEDMAN
@aleksbalazic3 жыл бұрын
Do you have any idea how far we are from a river of gravel?
@cirocciroc3 жыл бұрын
I had this bomb...and it will buffed out. What time is this program on? Is it 10 o'clock? Yea Is it 10 o'clock on bbc 2? Yea Are we in the watershed? Yea You're a fa-
@mrarnold963 жыл бұрын
0:26 Stig using the photocopier.
@DrewSavo3 жыл бұрын
not just that, the entire scene has hidden gags, like bars of gold, a teethwhitening kit,...
@dom36313 жыл бұрын
Dom how were the gold bars a gag?
@DrewSavo3 жыл бұрын
well spotted
@michaelkennedy85733 жыл бұрын
Naa, hes just taking a selfie.
@blackycow3 жыл бұрын
The picture of Will Young on Jeremy's desk
@rosap603 жыл бұрын
Top gear is the only show which you can watch over and over again and it will never get old
@tommyc53413 жыл бұрын
*one of the few shows which you can... Don't forget Monty Python, Father Ted and Game Of Thrones.
@mrtom28543 жыл бұрын
Only fools and horses
@kribz4576 Жыл бұрын
And Fawlty Towers
@christerselbomathisen9897 Жыл бұрын
@@christerselbomathisen9897 agreed
@tommyc5341 Жыл бұрын
Blackadder
@Motty10669 ай бұрын
4:46 “he doesnt know wether to get in or mate with it” that just killed me🤣
@y3v1k3 жыл бұрын
9:10 is the funniest moment I've seen I can't stop laughing every time I see it I laugh my ass off
@lmtdoran3 жыл бұрын
The way he just bumps into the car and goes “god above” gets me every time
@ryang93063 жыл бұрын
Facts, that’s literally the most I’ve ever laughed at anything 🤣🤣🤣
@skorpion39933 жыл бұрын
same :DD
@raxxed2 жыл бұрын
100 % true 😂
@tmlbschnr70882 жыл бұрын
oh for GOD SAKE 🤣
@ogboombox15562 жыл бұрын
14:19 “She’s effectively saying you’ve given me the baby, now get in the back.” OH MY GOD I’M DYING
@SebbusWebbus3 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t stop rewatching it
@daddygagz17012 жыл бұрын
Clarkson's wheezing laugh makes it even better tbh
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
Does that mean the front entrance is closed and he may come in through the back door only??
@shadow_crne10302 жыл бұрын
I really think that Jeremys reaction was completely genuine in this. They might have scripted the convo, but the joke itself is very random (something James does a lot) and that reaction by Jermey was defiantly real
@lukegauci11592 жыл бұрын
@@lukegauci1159 Yeah, pretty sure the words were scripted but the innuendo wasn't
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
5:14 *The Mating Call of the Elusive James May...*
@GoatSimpulator3 жыл бұрын
good one
@truesnamel3 жыл бұрын
At 07:35, when Jeremy is chasing after the Volvo whilst trying to open the door before giving up, I laugh each time I see it!! 🤣
@charlotteleates93752 жыл бұрын
“There’s no damage”
@oscarwilliams23169 ай бұрын
"Why don't they speak English?" "'Cos they're Spanish" 12:38
@WeMuckAround3 жыл бұрын
So underrated
@404TVfr2 жыл бұрын
5:12 just had me dying of laughter
@ericklazo8113 жыл бұрын
"Cock." *destroys piano*
@Not_Slim_Shady3 жыл бұрын
What episode is that
@mr.anonymous77932 жыл бұрын
@@mr.anonymous7793 series 13 episode 5 i think
@Danse_Macabre_1252 жыл бұрын
I think its staged because james hits full brake when hes in 2 meters of the piano
@nickcrompton4852 жыл бұрын
It's so funny how he sounds more mildly annoyed than alarmed. Excuse me while replay that 10 more times
@giraffeee2 жыл бұрын
"Why don't they speak english?" "Because they're spanish." huh.
@LPA_3 жыл бұрын
"Nobody wanted to drive around with a small girl's severed head mounted on the dashboard" 😂😂
@adim24273 жыл бұрын
I do. 👹
@kasperkjrsgaard14473 жыл бұрын
Who wouldn’t?
@youtubepleb3 жыл бұрын
he has a point. the picture looks like someone did a very bad crash course in Photoshopping pics...
@largol33t13 жыл бұрын
Also James May: "No, you spoiled brat, we aren't there yet".
@krazycharlie Жыл бұрын
@@largol33t1 its just bad angle
@karelpipa Жыл бұрын
the episode when they buy cars as 17 yo is so perfect for them, because they were genuinely a bunch of teenagers
@jolly53193 жыл бұрын
12:39 this reminds me of the girl who said that the way a homeless person could solve his situation would be buying a house.
@alejandrop.s.39423 жыл бұрын
What episode is that from
@titanicman93293 жыл бұрын
@@titanicman9329 Not episode,it's from his life
@feinschmecker95663 жыл бұрын
That woman has turds as a brain
@TheSilverCanine_R3D-H2 жыл бұрын
@@TheSilverCanine_R3D-H she is genious. She ended homelessnes and poverty in a few seconds
@dpm29372 жыл бұрын
@@dpm2937 and ended the language barrier
@cranberryegg12362 жыл бұрын
5:29 Even when he's not in a car, Hammond crashes.
@Broccoli_Highkicks3 жыл бұрын
That’s Hammond for ya
@guill0t5203 жыл бұрын
rustamtheshadow Jeremy Clarkson said that didn’t look for James and cuz the voice sounded like James I think it’s james
@jaspermennink74093 жыл бұрын
@@jaspermennink7409 James' hair is lighter in color and kinda wavy, that's definitely Hammond
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
James laugh after Hammond says soap is soap is so perfect.
@jaymercer46923 жыл бұрын
what exactly is the joke?
@iroor2 жыл бұрын
@@iroor James knows that woman don't think that about soap. Only men think soap is soap.
@shrimpflea2 жыл бұрын
@@shrimpflea but why is soap not soap? ;-;
@iroor2 жыл бұрын
The best bit was cut, Jeremy says "Well go on then, buy your wife some Swarfega"
@MichaelCoombes7762 жыл бұрын
The best bit was cut, Jeremy says "Well go on then, buy your wife some Swarfega"
@MichaelCoombes7762 жыл бұрын
Gets 66,1 db "Mom and dad didnt wake up, its a good job theyre heroin addicts" lmaoo
@Wet_woofer3 жыл бұрын
2:17 Best quote from the entire series hands down
@Dragoneer3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@tyw1232 жыл бұрын
"2, 4, 6, 8, Jacky Smith's husband likes to masturbate" Hmm, le true
@opshredderytp6 ай бұрын
5:01 I got scared for may and then realised this isn't 2020.
@kanishkgupta6773 жыл бұрын
Yes, for May... so who's Hammond?
@IceeFish3 жыл бұрын
Even if it was now he'd still be fine.
@SFTaYZa3 жыл бұрын
5:01 I got scared for may and then realised this isn't 2020.
@briankozlowski65683 жыл бұрын
Sneezing doesn’t mean you have it lol
@oinkitysploink22132 жыл бұрын
I had the same thought, but then I remembered he doesn’t have 4 co-morbidities
@elijahbachrach65792 жыл бұрын
"You've given me the baby now get in the back" 😂😂
@dominicsangeet73023 жыл бұрын
It’s Clarkson’s laugh after he says that and then James realising what he just said that gets me 😂
@djmace90293 жыл бұрын
I don't get it...
@turboeddude48493 жыл бұрын
@@turboeddude4849 it's a butt sex joke.
@Ogrethephreak3 жыл бұрын
Ogre D Oh I see
@turboeddude48493 жыл бұрын
"You've given me a baby now get in the back."
@MikMoen3 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Clarkson: _[w h e e z e]_
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
Must have seen the ”not waking up the parents” part a hundred times and still laughs until I cry. 😂😂😂😂
@ericwedin41543 жыл бұрын
I am the same and have just watched it yet again, tears of laughter every time!
@davidiainrussell7030 Жыл бұрын
Every time I see the car auction, I scream inwardly "Why didn't he buy the purple car?!"
@futurecat3 жыл бұрын
I know!!
@seanoreilly18323 жыл бұрын
coz he was busy looking for a brown car
@jones66133 жыл бұрын
Or the red cortina
@jcb22633 жыл бұрын
That Purple Spitfire wouldve been perfect for the rally.
@rainierogarcia85643 жыл бұрын
That spitfire was actually great
@televisionandcheese3 жыл бұрын
“Why don’t they speak English?” “Because they’re Spanish” Amazing hahaha
@orpheus729 Жыл бұрын
Man do I miss this show. It's just never going to be close to as good as it was back when these 3 were on it.
@jamesbarker52543 жыл бұрын
The grand tour sucks its over scripted
@pablonavas88083 жыл бұрын
Not as entertaining. I'd argue that as a pure car show it's actually better now.
@No-vq1iv3 жыл бұрын
Top Gear had the might of the whole BBC juggernaut behind it. They could bring in Royal air force and navy and what not. Amazon isn't capable of doing anything that comes even close.
@nachiketdhende86813 жыл бұрын
@@pablonavas8808 top gear's always been scripted too it was just that they were really good at making it look natural. I think they've gone back to how they used to work with TGT's Seamen, it's really good.
@helicocktor3 жыл бұрын
@@helicocktor Yes. GT specials are actually special! 👍
@nachiketdhende86813 жыл бұрын
'Aspergers is that what makes my pee smell funny. Oh wait that's asparagus!' 🤣🤣 made me cry laughing!
@MissMoon1113 жыл бұрын
Series 13 is woefully underrated. The 1949 episode and the cars for teenagers episodes are two of the best episodes in the whole catalogue.
@guywhocantgrowabeard Жыл бұрын
And they were the first two episodes of the series
@crimsonmaelstrom5737 ай бұрын
I swear James’s “I did” moments are some of the best
@adivovevo88023 жыл бұрын
Why don’t they speak English Because they’re Spanish
@jackholt95753 жыл бұрын
I can't stress enough how much I laugh with this line every freaking time for some reason.
@benjaminmadrigal23283 жыл бұрын
@@awakebroadcast9140 nah
@zEternus3 жыл бұрын
She pissed him so off much, it was so perfect
@MrLinkyPlays3 жыл бұрын
They are English
@chrisbaker77323 жыл бұрын
What Episode was this?
@Alex-mu8yf3 жыл бұрын
The whole bit from 8:50 will never leave me not gasping for air
@bethaniie_3 ай бұрын
I used to laugh so hard at the doors closing lifting the roof, I never initially noticed James hitting Jezza's plums
@didgereemedia1942 жыл бұрын
The Stig trying to photocopy his own head was magic
@dnakatomiuk3 жыл бұрын
And not to mention the other stuff in that scene, which includes and is not limited to: - The pictures of the Queen on James' desk - The gold bars stacked in a pyramid behind James - The MP5 on Jeremy's desk
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
No matter how many times I watch it, Jezza accidentally pushing his Volvo into the Summer house still has me in tears every time 🤣
@benanderson95 Жыл бұрын
This just proves how much a gem James is
@Vashthestampede5673 жыл бұрын
0:44 love how James was annoyed until he realised it was a prank 😂😂
@mattygee68526 ай бұрын
I always loved how the auctioneer couldn’t contain his giggles watching May having to bid so much for that crumby Citrǒen😂
@ryanmorrison36993 ай бұрын
"you get up in the morning, throw a donkey off a tower block, and go sit in a plastic chair by the side of the road" I'm dead
@gandurk3 жыл бұрын
What I’ve learned: a Jaguar is the Cadillac for British people.
@JoeyLovesTrains3 жыл бұрын
You're not wrong.
@z-trip54573 жыл бұрын
@Burleon so a cadillac?
@Matthisnotweird3 жыл бұрын
@Burleon practicing your James may there?
@youtubepleb3 жыл бұрын
Accurate. Especially the 90s jags.
@Hydruss4433 жыл бұрын
@@Hydruss443 Depends on the jag tho, the supercharged XJR isint
@AveragePootis3 жыл бұрын
"You've given me the baby now get in the back" Holy cow the things I missed as a kid 0-0
@larrylentini56883 жыл бұрын
1:01 - Honestly one of the funniest things I have seen. Even the initial ad was so funny
@HM-gt5pd2 жыл бұрын
That classic time trial with a Page 3 girl, a short person and a foreigner was excellent.
@backhandok3 жыл бұрын
Series 13 of Top Gear has to be one of the funniest series of British TV
@Raas9873 жыл бұрын
G. Rigz that and series 10/12 the best
@noah-ko3di3 жыл бұрын
They all SUCKED..fake scripted bullshit for idiots
@chadhaire17113 жыл бұрын
Man if you havent seen blackadder or fawlty towers you should. Much love.
@seanoreilly18323 жыл бұрын
Sean O'reilly some of Open All Hours as well?
@michaelm55423 жыл бұрын
@@chadhaire1711 shut the fuck up
@pyroknight4193 жыл бұрын
*They’re hot for James May right now!*
@timothygeorge58063 жыл бұрын
6:30 “anyway”
@nicholasw.34882 жыл бұрын
14:19 is so hilarious
@naj_z3 жыл бұрын
7:35 the way Jeremy closes the door like it's in acceptance of the cars fate.
@rufusgreenleaf24662 жыл бұрын
0:27 stig trying understand how a printer works
@simonayers80333 жыл бұрын
I think he was photocopying his helmet.
@alanbugler44043 жыл бұрын
8:18 Every drunk person trying to be quiet.
@acemcgill2 жыл бұрын
"Hit the banks, not our tanks!" "He means your petrol tanks, ladies and gentlemen, if you're confused, though while we're at it our armed forces are woefully underequipped for the job they have to do"
@j4ff4c3ks13 жыл бұрын
I love them, and miss them on top gear
@nomsi42638 ай бұрын
The best Top Gear series they ever made, every episode was majestic
@jamielb982 жыл бұрын
0:27 why have i only just noticed the stig trying to photocopy himself?
@mazzaneetum3 жыл бұрын
That scene of jeremy crashing the volvo into the shed has to be one of the funniest scenes in television.
@Bluefire3973 жыл бұрын
Series 13 was really one of the best. Really like 10 and 11 too, that's the absolute peak television banter EVER.
@JonteTheMan13 жыл бұрын
Thumbnail is my old school RGS High Wycombe just outside my old geography room 🤣
@cromwellg603 жыл бұрын
Oh God an RGS boy 😭 (kidding! I was a WHS girl)
@claudiahayes88333 жыл бұрын
Congratulations
@dieksholland75303 жыл бұрын
Well done
@bavorena3 жыл бұрын
Thats exactly what they said when clarkson arrived in his volvo. "Oh look a geography teacher has arrived"
@drhanifp3 жыл бұрын
High Wycombe is a shit hole
@geznicks3 жыл бұрын
-"What you are witnesing here is aspergers made real" - "is that what makes my wee smell funny, oh wait thats asparagus"
@petargacic42993 жыл бұрын
6:23 James, I've fallen out of the basket thingy!
@wolfrunner64623 жыл бұрын
Imagine if he’d said “oh no!” before saying “… anyway.”
@roku-chan2 жыл бұрын
2:16 im dying
@petargacic42993 жыл бұрын
These guys will always be my #1 favourite trio.
@Jeskers182 жыл бұрын
*small explosion in the distance* “CLARKSON!!” Is just one of the most iconic moments
@jaykparikh373 жыл бұрын
7:11 “OH FOR GOD’S SAKE!!!!!!”
@jeremyfong56843 жыл бұрын
God this series is an absolute gold mine of James May moments.
@commietearsdrinker2 жыл бұрын
"you've given me the baby, now get in the back" hahahaha
@AverkiGaming3 жыл бұрын
“She’s effectively saying - you’ve given me the baby, now get in the back” - Sir James May, whatever year that was.
@jadenkhor35238 ай бұрын
11:15 Is it just me or does anyone else remember Jeremy saying he did it in a Bentley
@_financial_regret_3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I thought so to. He says it back in the £1500 Porsche challenge when James does his elevensies.
@evantra17613 жыл бұрын
2:17 My new ringtone.
@DrewSavo3 жыл бұрын
What he was saying
@raihan54053 жыл бұрын
Its a reference to Jacqui Smith, a British politician at the time who’s husband was caught up in a scandal where it was revealed that when she’s at work or at home, he’s in his garden shed watching lots of....................movies from the adult entertainment industry. “2, 4, 6, 8, Jacqui Smith’s husband likes to mastu..........I can’t do that one.”
@DrewSavo3 жыл бұрын
@@DrewSavo lol...thank you for saying this to me
@raihan54053 жыл бұрын
No-one is making madcap Sunday night cheer-up TV like this anywhere. I love this, and this series was a particular beauty
@Motty10663 жыл бұрын
"James, i've fallen out of the basket thing" "Anyways"
@petargacic42993 жыл бұрын
@5:00 The good old days when you could do that and someone saying "Bless you!" was the worst that could happen
@constantinlazar82233 жыл бұрын
0:40 in the background, the Stig is learning about a copying machine
@artemisargent86232 жыл бұрын
Always cracks me up with the explosion and yelling Clarkson and here he comes e braking to a stop
@TONOCLAY2 жыл бұрын
8:39 Only Jeremy would find a positive thing about his parents being heroin addicts LMAO
@XantoS7713 жыл бұрын
Jame's reaction when the girl sprays his hair is hilarious 😂
@alessandromazzini70264 ай бұрын
James constantly shouting 'Clarkson' damn that makes me cry of laughter 🤣
i still think the scene with james in the golf pulling up to the house and clarkson turning the music on has got to be one of the top 5 funniest moments from all of top gear
The look on hamster's face
That’s probably my number 1, I die laughing every time 😂
He called his parents heroin addicts 😂😂
the moment i die laughing when the girl says "why dont they speak english" and james said. cuz theyre spanish
Fact
The bit where they are trying to be at quiet as possible then Jeremy turns the stereo on in James car has to be one of the funniest scenes I’ve ever seen.
I'm cackling in the middle of the night because of that
@@muneebrehman6288 think 10 or 13
9:00
It's all fake!!!
@@jimmyavpi who cares? It is funny.
0:26 *LOL STIGGY TRYING TO PHOTOCOPY HIS HEAD LOL*
I noticed it and rewound 10 times!
@@dannyhudson5115 lool
I saw that too lol
He was probably trying to see if it worked
I've only just noticed that
Hammond’s reaction at 9:05 is one of those moments I still remember from the first time I saw it, and will remember forever. Absolute TV gold
He knew it was going to be gold
“YOU’RE SO UNFUNNY”
the Teenage episode is one of the funniest episodes of all time
Ravy mayvy
and the cringiest
Rumor has it the three teens are still on their phones. Wonder where they are now a decade later?
@@ChrisLoew Probably in a council estate with 8+ kids. Who knows?
That was the first episode I ever watched. Been hooked ever since
“You’ve given me the baby now get in the back” (and Jeremy’s reaction) is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.
Time stamp?
@@poletooke4691 1:22
@@poletooke4691 14:19
@@JetFalcon710 omg he did say that! That is brutal 😂😂
@@poletooke4691 Yeah lol
When James's girlfriend said she wanted a 'power drill' I don't think she meant an electrical appliance...
In the words of james may! "This is a guy that drives a Fiat Panda :P
the most interesting uninteresting person in the world
She probably would have been better off with an 'electrical appliance' than James cock
:eyes:
@@dan.9734 i thought James cut his cock off because he wanted cheaper car insurance.
“Right, you've given me the child, now get in the back”
Bubble Bobble i dont get it
@@cahyasatrya6558 how old are you?
@@cahyasatrya6558 It's a rather adult joke. If you are younger, it's probably better that you don't get it.
Backdoor
Flamingo Boutique in the bum hole
4:03 holy shit I liked this segment. " 'I've come to fix your boiler' and then you just fix it." hahaha
Should have had the footage longer because of the laughs. That was brilliant!
9:09 "....steady and....." (LOUD TECHNO MUSIC) Makes me howl with laughter every time.....
"why don't they speak english?" "...because they're spanish" has to be one of my favorite James lines ever
Something I've never noticed before is at 0:26 and 0:31 Stig is photocopying his head / helmet. This show never fails to amuse me 😅
Some part of me wants to try that one day. Just stick my head in a photocopier and see what happens
@@JetFalcon710same but with a microwave
@@timbo9644I recommend the photo copier
That scene is full of Easter eggs. The gold bars in the background and Will Young's photo on clarkson's desk to name a few
Some say that his head is invisible to photocopiers.
7:37 LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BLOODY SHED, MAN!
literally at 13:29
Top Gear Ground Force lol
LOOKWHATYOUVEDONETOMYBLOODYSHEDMAN
Do you have any idea how far we are from a river of gravel?
I had this bomb...and it will buffed out. What time is this program on? Is it 10 o'clock? Yea Is it 10 o'clock on bbc 2? Yea Are we in the watershed? Yea You're a fa-
0:26 Stig using the photocopier.
not just that, the entire scene has hidden gags, like bars of gold, a teethwhitening kit,...
Dom how were the gold bars a gag?
well spotted
Naa, hes just taking a selfie.
The picture of Will Young on Jeremy's desk
Top gear is the only show which you can watch over and over again and it will never get old
*one of the few shows which you can... Don't forget Monty Python, Father Ted and Game Of Thrones.
Only fools and horses
And Fawlty Towers
@@christerselbomathisen9897 agreed
Blackadder
4:46 “he doesnt know wether to get in or mate with it” that just killed me🤣
9:10 is the funniest moment I've seen I can't stop laughing every time I see it I laugh my ass off
The way he just bumps into the car and goes “god above” gets me every time
Facts, that’s literally the most I’ve ever laughed at anything 🤣🤣🤣
same :DD
100 % true 😂
oh for GOD SAKE 🤣
14:19 “She’s effectively saying you’ve given me the baby, now get in the back.” OH MY GOD I’M DYING
I couldn’t stop rewatching it
Clarkson's wheezing laugh makes it even better tbh
Does that mean the front entrance is closed and he may come in through the back door only??
I really think that Jeremys reaction was completely genuine in this. They might have scripted the convo, but the joke itself is very random (something James does a lot) and that reaction by Jermey was defiantly real
@@lukegauci1159 Yeah, pretty sure the words were scripted but the innuendo wasn't
5:14 *The Mating Call of the Elusive James May...*
good one
At 07:35, when Jeremy is chasing after the Volvo whilst trying to open the door before giving up, I laugh each time I see it!! 🤣
“There’s no damage”
"Why don't they speak English?" "'Cos they're Spanish" 12:38
So underrated
5:12 just had me dying of laughter
"Cock." *destroys piano*
What episode is that
@@mr.anonymous7793 series 13 episode 5 i think
I think its staged because james hits full brake when hes in 2 meters of the piano
It's so funny how he sounds more mildly annoyed than alarmed. Excuse me while replay that 10 more times
"Why don't they speak english?" "Because they're spanish." huh.
"Nobody wanted to drive around with a small girl's severed head mounted on the dashboard" 😂😂
I do. 👹
Who wouldn’t?
he has a point. the picture looks like someone did a very bad crash course in Photoshopping pics...
Also James May: "No, you spoiled brat, we aren't there yet".
@@largol33t1 its just bad angle
the episode when they buy cars as 17 yo is so perfect for them, because they were genuinely a bunch of teenagers
12:39 this reminds me of the girl who said that the way a homeless person could solve his situation would be buying a house.
What episode is that from
@@titanicman9329 Not episode,it's from his life
That woman has turds as a brain
@@TheSilverCanine_R3D-H she is genious. She ended homelessnes and poverty in a few seconds
@@dpm2937 and ended the language barrier
5:29 Even when he's not in a car, Hammond crashes.
That’s Hammond for ya
rustamtheshadow Jeremy Clarkson said that didn’t look for James and cuz the voice sounded like James I think it’s james
@@jaspermennink7409 James' hair is lighter in color and kinda wavy, that's definitely Hammond
James laugh after Hammond says soap is soap is so perfect.
what exactly is the joke?
@@iroor James knows that woman don't think that about soap. Only men think soap is soap.
@@shrimpflea but why is soap not soap? ;-;
The best bit was cut, Jeremy says "Well go on then, buy your wife some Swarfega"
The best bit was cut, Jeremy says "Well go on then, buy your wife some Swarfega"
Gets 66,1 db "Mom and dad didnt wake up, its a good job theyre heroin addicts" lmaoo
2:17 Best quote from the entire series hands down
Agreed
"2, 4, 6, 8, Jacky Smith's husband likes to masturbate" Hmm, le true
5:01 I got scared for may and then realised this isn't 2020.
Yes, for May... so who's Hammond?
Even if it was now he'd still be fine.
5:01 I got scared for may and then realised this isn't 2020.
Sneezing doesn’t mean you have it lol
I had the same thought, but then I remembered he doesn’t have 4 co-morbidities
"You've given me the baby now get in the back" 😂😂
It’s Clarkson’s laugh after he says that and then James realising what he just said that gets me 😂
I don't get it...
@@turboeddude4849 it's a butt sex joke.
Ogre D Oh I see
"You've given me a baby now get in the back."
Jeremy Clarkson: _[w h e e z e]_
Must have seen the ”not waking up the parents” part a hundred times and still laughs until I cry. 😂😂😂😂
I am the same and have just watched it yet again, tears of laughter every time!
Every time I see the car auction, I scream inwardly "Why didn't he buy the purple car?!"
I know!!
coz he was busy looking for a brown car
Or the red cortina
That Purple Spitfire wouldve been perfect for the rally.
That spitfire was actually great
“Why don’t they speak English?” “Because they’re Spanish” Amazing hahaha
Man do I miss this show. It's just never going to be close to as good as it was back when these 3 were on it.
The grand tour sucks its over scripted
Not as entertaining. I'd argue that as a pure car show it's actually better now.
Top Gear had the might of the whole BBC juggernaut behind it. They could bring in Royal air force and navy and what not. Amazon isn't capable of doing anything that comes even close.
@@pablonavas8808 top gear's always been scripted too it was just that they were really good at making it look natural. I think they've gone back to how they used to work with TGT's Seamen, it's really good.
@@helicocktor Yes. GT specials are actually special! 👍
'Aspergers is that what makes my pee smell funny. Oh wait that's asparagus!' 🤣🤣 made me cry laughing!
Series 13 is woefully underrated. The 1949 episode and the cars for teenagers episodes are two of the best episodes in the whole catalogue.
And they were the first two episodes of the series
I swear James’s “I did” moments are some of the best
Why don’t they speak English Because they’re Spanish
I can't stress enough how much I laugh with this line every freaking time for some reason.
@@awakebroadcast9140 nah
She pissed him so off much, it was so perfect
They are English
What Episode was this?
The whole bit from 8:50 will never leave me not gasping for air
I used to laugh so hard at the doors closing lifting the roof, I never initially noticed James hitting Jezza's plums
The Stig trying to photocopy his own head was magic
And not to mention the other stuff in that scene, which includes and is not limited to: - The pictures of the Queen on James' desk - The gold bars stacked in a pyramid behind James - The MP5 on Jeremy's desk
No matter how many times I watch it, Jezza accidentally pushing his Volvo into the Summer house still has me in tears every time 🤣
This just proves how much a gem James is
0:44 love how James was annoyed until he realised it was a prank 😂😂
I always loved how the auctioneer couldn’t contain his giggles watching May having to bid so much for that crumby Citrǒen😂
"you get up in the morning, throw a donkey off a tower block, and go sit in a plastic chair by the side of the road" I'm dead
What I’ve learned: a Jaguar is the Cadillac for British people.
You're not wrong.
@Burleon so a cadillac?
@Burleon practicing your James may there?
Accurate. Especially the 90s jags.
@@Hydruss443 Depends on the jag tho, the supercharged XJR isint
"You've given me the baby now get in the back" Holy cow the things I missed as a kid 0-0
1:01 - Honestly one of the funniest things I have seen. Even the initial ad was so funny
That classic time trial with a Page 3 girl, a short person and a foreigner was excellent.
Series 13 of Top Gear has to be one of the funniest series of British TV
G. Rigz that and series 10/12 the best
They all SUCKED..fake scripted bullshit for idiots
Man if you havent seen blackadder or fawlty towers you should. Much love.
Sean O'reilly some of Open All Hours as well?
@@chadhaire1711 shut the fuck up
*They’re hot for James May right now!*
6:30 “anyway”
14:19 is so hilarious
7:35 the way Jeremy closes the door like it's in acceptance of the cars fate.
0:27 stig trying understand how a printer works
I think he was photocopying his helmet.
8:18 Every drunk person trying to be quiet.
"Hit the banks, not our tanks!" "He means your petrol tanks, ladies and gentlemen, if you're confused, though while we're at it our armed forces are woefully underequipped for the job they have to do"
I love them, and miss them on top gear
The best Top Gear series they ever made, every episode was majestic
0:27 why have i only just noticed the stig trying to photocopy himself?
That scene of jeremy crashing the volvo into the shed has to be one of the funniest scenes in television.
Series 13 was really one of the best. Really like 10 and 11 too, that's the absolute peak television banter EVER.
Thumbnail is my old school RGS High Wycombe just outside my old geography room 🤣
Oh God an RGS boy 😭 (kidding! I was a WHS girl)
Congratulations
Well done
Thats exactly what they said when clarkson arrived in his volvo. "Oh look a geography teacher has arrived"
High Wycombe is a shit hole
-"What you are witnesing here is aspergers made real" - "is that what makes my wee smell funny, oh wait thats asparagus"
6:23 James, I've fallen out of the basket thingy!
Imagine if he’d said “oh no!” before saying “… anyway.”
2:16 im dying
These guys will always be my #1 favourite trio.
*small explosion in the distance* “CLARKSON!!” Is just one of the most iconic moments
7:11 “OH FOR GOD’S SAKE!!!!!!”
God this series is an absolute gold mine of James May moments.
"you've given me the baby, now get in the back" hahahaha
“She’s effectively saying - you’ve given me the baby, now get in the back” - Sir James May, whatever year that was.
11:15 Is it just me or does anyone else remember Jeremy saying he did it in a Bentley
Yeah I thought so to. He says it back in the £1500 Porsche challenge when James does his elevensies.
2:17 My new ringtone.
What he was saying
Its a reference to Jacqui Smith, a British politician at the time who’s husband was caught up in a scandal where it was revealed that when she’s at work or at home, he’s in his garden shed watching lots of....................movies from the adult entertainment industry. “2, 4, 6, 8, Jacqui Smith’s husband likes to mastu..........I can’t do that one.”
@@DrewSavo lol...thank you for saying this to me
No-one is making madcap Sunday night cheer-up TV like this anywhere. I love this, and this series was a particular beauty
"James, i've fallen out of the basket thing" "Anyways"
@5:00 The good old days when you could do that and someone saying "Bless you!" was the worst that could happen
0:40 in the background, the Stig is learning about a copying machine
Always cracks me up with the explosion and yelling Clarkson and here he comes e braking to a stop
8:39 Only Jeremy would find a positive thing about his parents being heroin addicts LMAO
Jame's reaction when the girl sprays his hair is hilarious 😂
James constantly shouting 'Clarkson' damn that makes me cry of laughter 🤣
1:43 killed me
Jeremy's car: ... Hammond's car: ... James' car: *heavy hardbass*
"my mom and dad didn't wake up, it's a good job they're heroin addict." 🤣🤣😂
I can't believe it took me so long to figure out James's "Power drill" joke. 😂
14:19 I don't care if it was scripted or not, that's a great bit
It was a complete accident. That's what made it funny 😂
I don’t think the old top gear was scripted That’s why most of it was so offensive 😂
@@maddox471 some of them are scripted some of them are not, but they did a bloody good job that you can't tell which one is scripted.
I think the words were scripted, but the innuendo definitely wasn't
“You’ve given me a baby, now get in the back.” Absolutely brilliant hahahahaha
They work so well together
2:21 "likes to master... oh I can't do that one"
Old Top Gear is more better funnier with Jeremy Clarkson James May Richard Hammond
Guy Parham that’s like saying waters better when it’s wet mate
Old Top Gear? there is no new Top Gear, is ended few years ago!
chad haire attention seeker
chad haire piss taker
@@chadhaire1711 i know you can't see the dislikes but they're there mate
Some really memorable moments here, really made my day my dude!
0:30 Jeremy's thinking was ahead of its time.
“Why don’t they speak English?” “Because they’re Spanish.”
Oh I love these. Was nearly in tears the whole time
"You've given me the baby now get in the back" is the best unintentional double entendre ever