Funniest Moments from the 14th series of Top Gear UK.
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Honestly they’re like 3 kids enjoying their childhood. The chemistry is just perfect
@donny86193 жыл бұрын
They are 3 children in adult bodies playing around
@colbysteffens29763 жыл бұрын
@@colbysteffens2976 with money :^)
@panzerhamster58142 жыл бұрын
@@colbysteffens2976 well one got stuck half way but yeah
@knightgaming.422 жыл бұрын
That’s why the show works! Top gear wasn’t a car show, if was a show about Jeremy, Richard, and James. That’s why the “new too gear” won’t be a success.
@fvlse_2 жыл бұрын
I feel like if they didn't have the chemistry they have Top Gear would just be another generic reality show equivalent to what is on the History Channel nowadays
@captain_awesome2134 Жыл бұрын
James May repeatedly saying "don't touch it" as some kind of reflex never gets old
@ReadyPlayerDog Жыл бұрын
Don't worry that's just the autism. I do the same thingm
@surkey50557 ай бұрын
@@surkey5055can confirm, I too have it and I find it very irritating when someone touches my things leaving myself to say "look with your eyes, not your hands"
@skywolfx766 ай бұрын
@@surkey5055 He has autism? Fr?
@MoyaBrennan68255 ай бұрын
Compilation anywhere ?
@Leonf1233 ай бұрын
3:28 Clarkson: "as I sank into the ooze, my colleagues became increasingly concerned" Hammond and May: *hysterically laughing*
@r.c.18813 жыл бұрын
They are never considered of each other
@colbysteffens29763 жыл бұрын
@@benisddd9784 “lern” why don’t you as well buddy
@ramenninja042 жыл бұрын
@@benisddd9784 oh the irony
@gusic50952 жыл бұрын
@@gusic5095 ever head of a thing called a joke?
@Eddiee7572 жыл бұрын
@@ramenninja04 ever heard of a joke?
@Eddiee7572 жыл бұрын
James being so genuinely devastated that the trucks reversed into his Dacia made him run the fastest he has ever run 🤣 4:37
@nilsolofsson37112 жыл бұрын
The way he also immediately sprang towards his Dacia makes this so much more hilarious
@ps2bndled2 жыл бұрын
You don't seriously believe James was seriously upset about the sandero do you? it was staged, it was all scripted. He wouldn't care less once the cameras stop and he can go home to his Ferrari and other cars he owns.
@micktaylor9332 Жыл бұрын
@@micktaylor9332 He owned a Fiat Panda for many years. I believe James cares about small humble cars as well as the big and shouty super cars
@Brebgon Жыл бұрын
@@Brebgon yes I know, he also had a Ferrari f430 and a 458.
@micktaylor9332 Жыл бұрын
@@micktaylor9332 Just because he owns big expensive cars doesn't mean he can't care about and apprecieate small humble cars like the Dacia Sandero and the Fiat Panda. For god sake he went on about that Dacia for two years straight
@tigerbattle Жыл бұрын
8:45 3 seconds after getting into a car in GTA
@williamf57453 жыл бұрын
True 😂👌
@rizqiprtm3 жыл бұрын
Once I stole some poor chaps car because I felt like it and some guy blew it up while I was driving it and I got the insurance bill.
@theshadow63023 жыл бұрын
@@theshadow6302 why you lying
@gala89033 жыл бұрын
@@gala8903 I am not. It actually happened.
@theshadow63023 жыл бұрын
@@theshadow6302 yea yea, INSURANCE BILL FOR A CAR THAT YOU DONT OWN, THE FUQ.
@Marvelous04193 жыл бұрын
"James is killing Jeremy, everything is going well" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@abdouamazigh76593 жыл бұрын
Should’ve gave him the plum liqueur and canabis before taking that trip
@foggyj44743 жыл бұрын
10:33 that run always gets me
@nathanclark46273 жыл бұрын
10:33 that run always gets me
@hermanwhitaker17003 жыл бұрын
Normal day in London
@kirbykilledgod2 жыл бұрын
@@foggyj4474 Just the canna..
@azisalive49722 жыл бұрын
7:38 "Uh, mate, it's supposed to be what's inside the car" "How do you know there ISN'T a horse's head in the boot?" - Jeremy
@shinespark10072 жыл бұрын
He makes a good point
@dr.bright6272 Жыл бұрын
Because he did it to James' car in Africa with a cows head
@cristalmewtwo4160 Жыл бұрын
5:54 James's look of pure defeat and sadness...
@blaine69662 жыл бұрын
5:07 US Troops walking through the Vietnamese jungle.
@Marktheburrito3 жыл бұрын
Or maybe a British trooper
@MrnintendoSEGAfan13 жыл бұрын
Yes because the Vietcong squeek
@josephseed75503 жыл бұрын
@@josephseed7550 squeak squeak
@zbrookt3 жыл бұрын
@@MrnintendoSEGAfan1 Perhaps a French soldier.
@mnisotajeep31223 жыл бұрын
JoshuaTheGreat maybe...GIGN?
@MrnintendoSEGAfan13 жыл бұрын
1:25 me and the boys standing infront of the class without a presentation to present
@normaloperations34843 жыл бұрын
Oh my yes
@colbysteffens29763 жыл бұрын
"The fourth one had all of our work but he's not here"
@user-ke4oz9rz8x3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Crikey.3 жыл бұрын
Me and the boys trying to come up with a different and original joke
@404TVfr2 жыл бұрын
9:59 The true inspiration of how to film Tenet
@Everan6143 жыл бұрын
12:04 I like how Hammond just moves at like 1MPH on a skateboard and then flies out when he crashes.
@moronichybrid Жыл бұрын
To Fuuny😂😂😂😂
@SoloBroGoesSolo10 ай бұрын
It’s because he’s Hammond
@johndoe-cj3rq5 ай бұрын
4:39 to see James May running
@beowulf223 жыл бұрын
He runs like a Welshman ... doesn't he?
@JMG_863 жыл бұрын
Look at him go
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
10:35 woOOWW?? wooOOW?? wooOOWW??? 🤣🤣 always gets me
@p.sandratangkulung64513 жыл бұрын
like japanese game show hosts
@headlights-go-up3 жыл бұрын
TUA KOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
@rogehmarbi3 жыл бұрын
they somehow sound german 🤣
@artos28613 жыл бұрын
Thought this was Top Gear not Takeshi's Castle
@thatlazguy3 жыл бұрын
Richard sounds dutch at 10:30
@SASMADBRUV73 жыл бұрын
7:03 **hits the back of his head** >OW MY CHEST
@yezki87 ай бұрын
13:11 probably one of my favourite jokes from this program. You definitely wouldn't get away with it now and that's why I love it so much
@bungerroyale1122 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@atilaszlo82882 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 thats amazing
@mikerotch6068 Жыл бұрын
You can say that now though...
@nameless2619 Жыл бұрын
you could though..
@grqfes Жыл бұрын
@@nameless2619 Nah it wouldn't be aired before the watershed
@ANGELOFDARKification Жыл бұрын
10:33 that run always gets me
@henry91193 жыл бұрын
WOW? WOW!? WOW!
@maxmanmanus3 жыл бұрын
@@maxmanmanus Cavemen discovering fire for the first time:
@sirpixel794510 ай бұрын
I'm confident British confidence and sarcasm comes from hundreds of years of drunken global conquering
@ivemadeavowtoneverpullout90493 жыл бұрын
"Would you like some cannabis?"
@secretbaguette3 жыл бұрын
It is
@kirbykilledgod2 жыл бұрын
@@secretbaguette Opium perhaps?
@willimeister25532 жыл бұрын
We had to occupy our time somehow
@TheArcher1012 жыл бұрын
drunken?
@mareksicinski37262 жыл бұрын
7:00 - me trying to convince my parents that I’m in too much pain to go to school
@DoktrDub3 жыл бұрын
*"Ow my nose"*
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
5:06 For how often some call Hammond small he had a huge amount of courage to stay in his rundown car for as long as he did with a creature from the underworld...
@3ZKZSting2 жыл бұрын
What in the hell was it
@ActaNova2 жыл бұрын
@@_Cohuna sounded like quite a large insect to me
@cleverusername93692 жыл бұрын
@@ActaNova sounded like a pretty angry beetle or some other insect
@its_deer2 жыл бұрын
I’d jump out the car and blow it up if I heard that in there with me, I despise insects.
@michaelzhang98062 жыл бұрын
It's called a cicada I think
@spannerintheworks8502 жыл бұрын
2:53 that dog is adorable.
@djangofreemen59203 жыл бұрын
I could buy that for Hammond.
@amon84003 жыл бұрын
It could be his present
@williamdewick40253 жыл бұрын
From what episode is that?
@jbowie39283 жыл бұрын
What type of dog is that
@alxuria3 жыл бұрын
@@jbowie3928 The Romanian road trip episode
@djangofreemen59203 жыл бұрын
13:10 Childish and absolutely entertaining
@TehRuiAlv3z3 жыл бұрын
Can I just be on your notifications for a sec?
@raine_osu2 жыл бұрын
Count me in
@boogiebot22792 жыл бұрын
I didnt realize what that said, god above that was funny
@dancearoundtheworld53602 жыл бұрын
@@dancearoundtheworld5360 I still dont understand but it is still funny :P canabis and plumbs?
@Dualities2 жыл бұрын
@@Dualities the blue button he pushes says retard which he pushes when he says he is going to call him
@michaelklass5722 жыл бұрын
5:20 this is sheer terror
@marcuskemp40093 жыл бұрын
It’s also absolutely hilarious
@dt5beats8922 жыл бұрын
Top gear is not Top gear without May, Hammond and Clarkson. Their chemistry, humour and distinct personalities is what made it so entertaining. Not just because it's a car show.
@DustGamezX2 жыл бұрын
Yes the new one Is garbage. They try to be like JC, JM and RH and it just doesn't work. Once the BBC kicked JC out, they should have just binned top gear. It was never going to work with new presenters no matter who they find to do it.
@micktaylor9332 Жыл бұрын
It's not top gear if you can't make bottom gear from it
@Shiro-wx5pw Жыл бұрын
@@micktaylor9332 they knew top gear made money, they didnt understand what made it so good in the first place
@boomeronet7888 Жыл бұрын
Whatever now we have Grand your that’s the same thing under a different name
@arthurschildgen5522 Жыл бұрын
I'm sure it was top gear before the trio of May Hammond and Clarkson and its still top gear now . Maybe not your favourite iteration of top gear but top gear it is .
@errolprice965410 ай бұрын
The BBC'S very stringent anti drug and alcohol policy: Don't do drugs or promote drugs/alcohol on BBC broadcasts Jeremy Clarkson: Let's drink some weed alcohol while parked on the side of the road
@xboxjunkie19313 жыл бұрын
James immediately jumping on the offer for some swiss cannabis iced tea is legendary.
@nielspeterlyck5923 жыл бұрын
Bottom Gear
@ftkingfish2033 жыл бұрын
@@ftkingfish203 Tonight on Bottom Gear:
@fourscarlet75813 жыл бұрын
@Apu Die Boer Lmfao
@zynifi3 жыл бұрын
People drink all the time on BBC shows?
@funkyfranx3 жыл бұрын
May looks like Rambo in that thumbnail 😂
@FrancisMarcosGaming3 жыл бұрын
Rambos accountant
@BD-kw2kq3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean "looks like" ? May is the original Rambo ^^
@Howlrunner823 жыл бұрын
James Rambo
@rep100Luxio3 жыл бұрын
You probably mean that Rambo tries to look like May in the Bolivia Special...
@vaggelisgian3 жыл бұрын
And may not.
@Mr2at3 жыл бұрын
4:11 Hammond: 🅱️ Clarkson: *wheeze*
@Gimlalvwot3 жыл бұрын
E
@jonin2x3 жыл бұрын
E
@b.luong23 жыл бұрын
E
@GenjiRainbow3 жыл бұрын
E
@Lgnzzz3 жыл бұрын
E
@Fallen_Chimera3 жыл бұрын
“The Japanese seem to celebrate the fact that life is beautiful and tragically short. Much like Richard Hammond.” -James May
@zoinksss13723 жыл бұрын
So James thinks Hammond is beautiful.
@christopherherr75612 жыл бұрын
@@christopherherr7561 Sounds about right
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
I think he was refering to Richard Hammond's crash record as well as him being short
@JB-dp3or2 жыл бұрын
@@JB-dp3or I have no idea why I commented mb
@hatepayroll3952 жыл бұрын
@@christopherherr7561 he did enjoy taking Hammond out for a cruise
@tlshortyshorty5810 Жыл бұрын
That "looook out ! wow wow wow" at 10:24 always gets me, thanks for sharing you just made my day
@tonton3113 жыл бұрын
He sounds Swedish when he says "Look out!"
@Megaspartan233 жыл бұрын
What episode is that?
@jamie80373 жыл бұрын
@@jamie8037 Series 14 episode 2
@tonton3113 жыл бұрын
Another pass
@Dim43232 жыл бұрын
Oh my sides :'D
@metalltitan2 жыл бұрын
11:02 "James is killing Jeremy, but things are going well"
@Verzalux3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@PrimusInvictus2 жыл бұрын
4:40 I've never seen James May move so fast lol
@goleafs1993 Жыл бұрын
“Did your co-presenter on your television program just attack you with a machete?” “Yes he did, he come to the window and he was quite cross” What a great verbal exchange
@anotheraccount47762 жыл бұрын
0:40 the way they talk about the picture cracks me up everytime
@zSprayzZ3 жыл бұрын
"Belt of Many Things". Sounds like James May is a D&D player
@chrislowsky30913 жыл бұрын
Welp, time to give my party a new item
@commissarbucket3 жыл бұрын
@@commissarbucket it should always contain a shoe polishing kit with kiwi shoe polish.
@allenbackbone3 жыл бұрын
Machete of Dejeremy
@secretbaguette3 жыл бұрын
6:03 this is actually the actual slow motion clip of a crash.
@surungtaorencius86763 жыл бұрын
10:55 uk drill at its finest
@khodibregonje59743 жыл бұрын
10:19 10:30 I'VE JUST REALIZED THAT HAMMOND WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY "LOOKOUT" BACKWARDS
@budakbaongsiah3 жыл бұрын
Love how he sounds dutch when doing it
@SASMADBRUV73 жыл бұрын
8:45 3 seconds after getting into a car in GTA
@kaddumills22593 жыл бұрын
@@kaddumills2259 stolen
@jamie80373 жыл бұрын
LOOOOuuukoutch!
@djavosmash57553 жыл бұрын
@@kaddumills2259 Swiper no swiping!
@StinkHatch53183 жыл бұрын
" LoOOk oUt " "wOW wOW wOW"
@bigoof62843 жыл бұрын
4:50 “I looked! But there wasn’t anything there!”
@imnotacannibal3 жыл бұрын
3:34 - "His plums are in the Amazon, look!" Nobody put those seven words together before Richard Hammond.
@EleanorPeterson3 жыл бұрын
That's a brand new sentence right there
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
As of 2023 his plums are no longer in Amazon……..
@ospreyphil8995 Жыл бұрын
Legend has it, that in Germany you are taxed 15 cents for every time you use a space in a sentence. "Doppelkupplungsgetriebe" is a fine example of tax dodging.
@gammaraider3 жыл бұрын
Don't even get me started on the word for "steamboat captain"
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
@@JetFalcon710 What is the word for steamboat captain?
@MoyaBrennan68255 ай бұрын
@@MoyaBrennan6825 The actual translation is Dampfschiffkapitän, although the word I was thinking of was Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft
@JetFalcon7105 ай бұрын
James and his dacia are a true lovestory
@youribekker63513 жыл бұрын
Credit to him for advertising a car most viewers can actually buy!
@heartless6043 жыл бұрын
James: THE DACIA SANDERO IS ON SALE! Jeremy: *GREAT* but anyway,
@mhplayer3 жыл бұрын
That's just a running joke on the show, he's not into the sandero in real life. Everything they do is scripted.
@micktaylor9332 Жыл бұрын
Oh. So them having fun and joking is scripted? Yeah right.
@ralcolfwolfcoon8207 Жыл бұрын
5:06 I’ve never genuinely laughed till now
@6TheReaper2 жыл бұрын
"EH? WHAT THE F--K'S THAT?!"
@JetFalcon710 Жыл бұрын
Your life must be so empty
@tesseract5569 Жыл бұрын
never?
@rickroma Жыл бұрын
What season and episode is this 🤣🤣🤣
@wolfie_catlover68077 ай бұрын
@@wolfie_catlover6807S14E06 - The Bolivia Special
@JAMES-qp8tz24 күн бұрын
2:15 man in deep pain KZhead captions: [music]
@johninenglish82363 жыл бұрын
KZhead dont feel the pain.
@BigfootisReal882 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@Wolfganger Жыл бұрын
3:13 the only time when Jeremy is shorter than Hammond
@Rain-dz4tf3 жыл бұрын
MAJIMAONIISAN
@prettybird02383 жыл бұрын
13:11 Best of the clips imo
@localcrazyrussian45113 жыл бұрын
2:37 and that’s when he gained the ability to see smells
@alexanderfrancois68683 жыл бұрын
6:30 crash test has my crying
@sidekickstreams Жыл бұрын
What a smooth transition at 2:46 when Jeremy goes from Being blind to washing his face in a fountain. Propper Good!
@rubberdurrkie3 жыл бұрын
Getting some of that clean fresh Communist water 😅
@independentdeist22743 жыл бұрын
13:21 Jeremy: Listen, I can cheer you two up. Would you like some cannabis? James: Yes please. I always knew James was my favorite.
@IgabodDobagi3 жыл бұрын
Right I'd be sitting there like "ABSOLUTELY I BROUGHT MY OWN PIPE!"
@jamesprice21633 жыл бұрын
He smokes on film he definitely buns herbs he lives in Hammersmith u can't not or u will get evicted its the law there I too am from Hammersmith good weed and shopping and really nice big houses and not too many housing estates the ones that are there is were the majority of weed comes from so it helps the community out really
@weirdsciencethe2nd2053 жыл бұрын
@@shintaruGT3 why do you hate weed?
@ryanv12793 жыл бұрын
@@shintaruGT3 its a waste of energy to hate it. just abstain and dont worry about what others do.
@Rasmos3 жыл бұрын
@@Rasmos yh it's there lungs what if they hate you for hating weed see not nice isit rli
@weirdsciencethe2nd2053 жыл бұрын
"This is the worst painting that I’ve ever seen” 10 seconds later "This is simply amazing”
@Jojo-vt7dv3 жыл бұрын
I'm constantly amazed at how crappy things are, no problem
@TheChzoronzon2 жыл бұрын
Two things can be true at once.
@cleverusername93692 жыл бұрын
as a german, i am proud to announce that my first thought when hammond started spelling was indeed the good old DOPPELKUPPLUNGSGETRIEBE. Rolls right off the tongue. Also, beautifully ironic that this word describes a device to make gearshifts more smooth.
@maximiliandort34893 жыл бұрын
Dopplekdudagsjwjqjisksjsnjwain?
@legion621110 ай бұрын
Haha nice, same here from your dutch neighbor. Maybe a bit less smooth though ;)
@mklaver319 ай бұрын
0:26 don't touch it 10:57 if you see James carrying a machete, run 12:07 😂😂
@Jeremy_Hill_20203 жыл бұрын
If I saw anyone carrying a machete like that, I'd completely vanish
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
Why did Hammond fall in slow motion 😂
@Berzertles2 жыл бұрын
3:00 Clarkson: all we need is the letter "I" Hammond: *Y*
@roger18813 жыл бұрын
5:16 Frodo on his way through middle earth - crack edition.
@A.I.Mmusic2 жыл бұрын
what was it tho
@Its_Me_Romano2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@edwardhyde18862 жыл бұрын
@@Its_Me_Romano A snake
@okihabu98052 жыл бұрын
7:11 Clarkson: the great Shakespearian actor
@hippolytes35423 жыл бұрын
When you finally get the big turd out
@rickvandam32383 жыл бұрын
Screenshot it and put some visual effects over it, and it could pass for a Renaissance painting
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
Tonight on bottom gear I get the big turd out, Hammond and James laugh so m7ch thy fuc'in' die
@QingChina1 Жыл бұрын
The crash slo mo is absolutely golden
@priceschubert3 жыл бұрын
13:53 "Plum lacquer AND Cannabis"
@brundonsmith38303 жыл бұрын
The slipping on the plank was probably one of the most authentic laughs I've had watching these guys.
@grahamek862 жыл бұрын
Can't get enough of Jeremy screaming when the paintballs hit him, laughing my ass off everytime
@pontusrobertsson6503 жыл бұрын
That has to be one of the most painful things to happen to a guy.
@bmstylee3 жыл бұрын
paintballs firing at 10000rpm gotta hurt😂
@robbutterill14262 жыл бұрын
Seriously it's like something you'd see Johnny Knoxville do! Part of what made these three so legendary was that they didn't shy away from doing some dangerous stuff, and somehow the insurance didn't get in the way either.
@ross302ci9 ай бұрын
I love how, out of context, it's basically "Man Being Hit In Groin" from the Simpsons, and it's INCREDIBLE.
@lordjimbo29 ай бұрын
Stephen Hawking is a great bloke. Even though most of him doesn't work.
@lohithArcot3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@BA-ue8lh3 жыл бұрын
He WAS a good bloke but some of him Didn't work
@joshadams38733 жыл бұрын
Well none of him works now..
@celestemonique88073 жыл бұрын
Celeste Monique Well yeah but was still a great bloke
@abramo77003 жыл бұрын
I read this right when Jeremy said it I love when that happens
@shilohstore60863 жыл бұрын
0:56 oh my god I love top Gear 😂👌 This entire scene is gold
@indigoblues84543 жыл бұрын
James: Can perfectly draw the test dummy pattern Hammond: Can replicate it to a recognizeable degree Jeremy: cock
@Garfieldescu2 жыл бұрын
I think it would've been better if the cock was drawn on May instead
@nachoalvarez717110 ай бұрын
10:30 my last three brain cells trying to keep me alive
@aashishbabu41963 жыл бұрын
"wooOOOW? wooOOOOW?! woOOOW!"
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
9:38 me that one time I had to explain to the police why my car went through a wooden fence and ended up upside in a shallow lake
@TaterTate3 жыл бұрын
5:09 "Well that's ironic because there's something on the radio squeaking at me"
@qbmac2306 Жыл бұрын
"Plum liquoir and cannabis". James May is a treasure to the UK and we must protect him at all costs.
@coolL94573 жыл бұрын
"His plums are in the Amazon!" hahaha foreshadowing!
@xmlthegreat3 жыл бұрын
Love at 10:50 James applies the handbrake but just keeps on rolling 🤣
@johngoodwin82463 жыл бұрын
"I could buy that for Hammond" Aww, poor puppy. Hell I would take that puppy in myself
@michaelbreckshot65893 жыл бұрын
James “Machete” May will always catch me off guard and make me laugh uncontrollably
@BillyButcher951 Жыл бұрын
These 3 should be on the new £20 note.
@Superstudio2843 жыл бұрын
If the quote isn’t “bollocks” then I’m writing a furious complaint to the Bank of England 🤬
@fetchstixRHD2 жыл бұрын
It should be Hammonds forehead, James’s hair covering his face, and Clarksons chin
@omega15752 жыл бұрын
8:02 they were trying to get that dead cat off his head
@smeshsmesh96953 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment xD
@insufferableserpent30883 жыл бұрын
6:20 best slow mo footage recorded in history
@madmegatron14303 жыл бұрын
Jeremy scared by literally the least scary thing in all of creation, and Hammond vs the bug have me in tears.
@risingdawn52593 жыл бұрын
He was genuinely scared
@raphaelmcgrath71352 жыл бұрын
“They became increasingly concerned” Them: laughing
@danny_decheeto83003 жыл бұрын
sarcasm
@arteonyx3 жыл бұрын
The "Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust" episode was pure genius and still probably the best skit on Top Gear.
@mstr-rptr3 жыл бұрын
Love that thumbnail for the video. "A man who sleeps beside a machete is a fool every night except one." - Unknown
@sooperdude228 ай бұрын
"montamez my arse" - James May 4:55
@lukafoley65212 жыл бұрын
8:50 savage
@AndreaMecchiaSneppy3 жыл бұрын
5:44 poor James :(
@octopus84203 жыл бұрын
Hammond calling people out in tracksuits is great. Gets me everytime.
@superscope27 Жыл бұрын
11:10 look at his hands they are shaking from fear 😂😂
@savageyouth84633 жыл бұрын
To be fair, I too would be a bit shaky if my friend came up to me with a machete
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
3:51 the word he was looking for was "doppelkupplungsgetriebe" which is German for Dual-Clutch Transmission
@nathanclark46273 жыл бұрын
Couldnt think of an original comment could u
@Grant_Gold3 жыл бұрын
It's word for word the top comment
@lars62613 жыл бұрын
10:19 TWACOOL!
@user-li8sx4yj4s3 жыл бұрын
LOOCAWT!
@harrylovelock-brown343 жыл бұрын
I love these guys discussing art. It's like they are actually discussing something and understanding eachother lol
@Free_Krazy3 жыл бұрын
8:55 i died
@mcsmash49052 жыл бұрын
4:18 Bob Ross would be proud of you Hammond!
@bigchungus81363 жыл бұрын
"Don't touch it" 😂😂😂 may loves his belt
@moyaosullivan57713 жыл бұрын
9:13 Lmfao those guy behind Clarkson, May, Hammond cosplaying Republic People's YMCA 🤣
@DatW2683 жыл бұрын
13:05 😂😂 oh cock I didn't turn it off
@vinblick12513 жыл бұрын
"Hammond had more to worry about than the heat" 4th presenter: im scared of the forest
@rep100Luxio3 жыл бұрын
Who Chris Harris?
@jackvanepps73013 жыл бұрын
@@jackvanepps7301 no
@rep100Luxio3 жыл бұрын
10:55 best top gear moment ever
@michael145613 жыл бұрын
4:42 that's the quickest I've seen james move
@rudexbruiser26043 жыл бұрын
Clarkson - "What is that ?" May - "Dont touch it, thats a dentail heath care kit" Hammond - "Whats this?" May - "Dont touch it just ask, that is a shoe polishing kit" Hammond & Clarkson - "What !?!" absolute legends
Honestly they’re like 3 kids enjoying their childhood. The chemistry is just perfect
They are 3 children in adult bodies playing around
@@colbysteffens2976 with money :^)
@@colbysteffens2976 well one got stuck half way but yeah
That’s why the show works! Top gear wasn’t a car show, if was a show about Jeremy, Richard, and James. That’s why the “new too gear” won’t be a success.
I feel like if they didn't have the chemistry they have Top Gear would just be another generic reality show equivalent to what is on the History Channel nowadays
James May repeatedly saying "don't touch it" as some kind of reflex never gets old
Don't worry that's just the autism. I do the same thingm
@@surkey5055can confirm, I too have it and I find it very irritating when someone touches my things leaving myself to say "look with your eyes, not your hands"
@@surkey5055 He has autism? Fr?
Compilation anywhere ?
3:28 Clarkson: "as I sank into the ooze, my colleagues became increasingly concerned" Hammond and May: *hysterically laughing*
They are never considered of each other
@@benisddd9784 “lern” why don’t you as well buddy
@@benisddd9784 oh the irony
@@gusic5095 ever head of a thing called a joke?
@@ramenninja04 ever heard of a joke?
James being so genuinely devastated that the trucks reversed into his Dacia made him run the fastest he has ever run 🤣 4:37
The way he also immediately sprang towards his Dacia makes this so much more hilarious
You don't seriously believe James was seriously upset about the sandero do you? it was staged, it was all scripted. He wouldn't care less once the cameras stop and he can go home to his Ferrari and other cars he owns.
@@micktaylor9332 He owned a Fiat Panda for many years. I believe James cares about small humble cars as well as the big and shouty super cars
@@Brebgon yes I know, he also had a Ferrari f430 and a 458.
@@micktaylor9332 Just because he owns big expensive cars doesn't mean he can't care about and apprecieate small humble cars like the Dacia Sandero and the Fiat Panda. For god sake he went on about that Dacia for two years straight
8:45 3 seconds after getting into a car in GTA
True 😂👌
Once I stole some poor chaps car because I felt like it and some guy blew it up while I was driving it and I got the insurance bill.
@@theshadow6302 why you lying
@@gala8903 I am not. It actually happened.
@@theshadow6302 yea yea, INSURANCE BILL FOR A CAR THAT YOU DONT OWN, THE FUQ.
"James is killing Jeremy, everything is going well" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Should’ve gave him the plum liqueur and canabis before taking that trip
10:33 that run always gets me
10:33 that run always gets me
Normal day in London
@@foggyj4474 Just the canna..
7:38 "Uh, mate, it's supposed to be what's inside the car" "How do you know there ISN'T a horse's head in the boot?" - Jeremy
He makes a good point
Because he did it to James' car in Africa with a cows head
5:54 James's look of pure defeat and sadness...
5:07 US Troops walking through the Vietnamese jungle.
Or maybe a British trooper
Yes because the Vietcong squeek
@@josephseed7550 squeak squeak
@@MrnintendoSEGAfan1 Perhaps a French soldier.
JoshuaTheGreat maybe...GIGN?
1:25 me and the boys standing infront of the class without a presentation to present
Oh my yes
"The fourth one had all of our work but he's not here"
😂😂
Me and the boys trying to come up with a different and original joke
9:59 The true inspiration of how to film Tenet
12:04 I like how Hammond just moves at like 1MPH on a skateboard and then flies out when he crashes.
To Fuuny😂😂😂😂
It’s because he’s Hammond
4:39 to see James May running
He runs like a Welshman ... doesn't he?
Look at him go
10:35 woOOWW?? wooOOW?? wooOOWW??? 🤣🤣 always gets me
like japanese game show hosts
TUA KOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
they somehow sound german 🤣
Thought this was Top Gear not Takeshi's Castle
Richard sounds dutch at 10:30
7:03 **hits the back of his head** >OW MY CHEST
13:11 probably one of my favourite jokes from this program. You definitely wouldn't get away with it now and that's why I love it so much
😂😂
😂😂😂😂 thats amazing
You can say that now though...
you could though..
@@nameless2619 Nah it wouldn't be aired before the watershed
10:33 that run always gets me
WOW? WOW!? WOW!
@@maxmanmanus Cavemen discovering fire for the first time:
I'm confident British confidence and sarcasm comes from hundreds of years of drunken global conquering
"Would you like some cannabis?"
It is
@@secretbaguette Opium perhaps?
We had to occupy our time somehow
drunken?
7:00 - me trying to convince my parents that I’m in too much pain to go to school
*"Ow my nose"*
5:06 For how often some call Hammond small he had a huge amount of courage to stay in his rundown car for as long as he did with a creature from the underworld...
What in the hell was it
@@_Cohuna sounded like quite a large insect to me
@@ActaNova sounded like a pretty angry beetle or some other insect
I’d jump out the car and blow it up if I heard that in there with me, I despise insects.
It's called a cicada I think
2:53 that dog is adorable.
I could buy that for Hammond.
It could be his present
From what episode is that?
What type of dog is that
@@jbowie3928 The Romanian road trip episode
13:10 Childish and absolutely entertaining
Can I just be on your notifications for a sec?
Count me in
I didnt realize what that said, god above that was funny
@@dancearoundtheworld5360 I still dont understand but it is still funny :P canabis and plumbs?
@@Dualities the blue button he pushes says retard which he pushes when he says he is going to call him
5:20 this is sheer terror
It’s also absolutely hilarious
Top gear is not Top gear without May, Hammond and Clarkson. Their chemistry, humour and distinct personalities is what made it so entertaining. Not just because it's a car show.
Yes the new one Is garbage. They try to be like JC, JM and RH and it just doesn't work. Once the BBC kicked JC out, they should have just binned top gear. It was never going to work with new presenters no matter who they find to do it.
It's not top gear if you can't make bottom gear from it
@@micktaylor9332 they knew top gear made money, they didnt understand what made it so good in the first place
Whatever now we have Grand your that’s the same thing under a different name
I'm sure it was top gear before the trio of May Hammond and Clarkson and its still top gear now . Maybe not your favourite iteration of top gear but top gear it is .
The BBC'S very stringent anti drug and alcohol policy: Don't do drugs or promote drugs/alcohol on BBC broadcasts Jeremy Clarkson: Let's drink some weed alcohol while parked on the side of the road
James immediately jumping on the offer for some swiss cannabis iced tea is legendary.
Bottom Gear
@@ftkingfish203 Tonight on Bottom Gear:
@Apu Die Boer Lmfao
People drink all the time on BBC shows?
May looks like Rambo in that thumbnail 😂
Rambos accountant
What do you mean "looks like" ? May is the original Rambo ^^
James Rambo
You probably mean that Rambo tries to look like May in the Bolivia Special...
And may not.
4:11 Hammond: 🅱️ Clarkson: *wheeze*
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“The Japanese seem to celebrate the fact that life is beautiful and tragically short. Much like Richard Hammond.” -James May
So James thinks Hammond is beautiful.
@@christopherherr7561 Sounds about right
I think he was refering to Richard Hammond's crash record as well as him being short
@@JB-dp3or I have no idea why I commented mb
@@christopherherr7561 he did enjoy taking Hammond out for a cruise
That "looook out ! wow wow wow" at 10:24 always gets me, thanks for sharing you just made my day
He sounds Swedish when he says "Look out!"
What episode is that?
@@jamie8037 Series 14 episode 2
Another pass
Oh my sides :'D
11:02 "James is killing Jeremy, but things are going well"
Lol
4:40 I've never seen James May move so fast lol
“Did your co-presenter on your television program just attack you with a machete?” “Yes he did, he come to the window and he was quite cross” What a great verbal exchange
0:40 the way they talk about the picture cracks me up everytime
"Belt of Many Things". Sounds like James May is a D&D player
Welp, time to give my party a new item
@@commissarbucket it should always contain a shoe polishing kit with kiwi shoe polish.
Machete of Dejeremy
6:03 this is actually the actual slow motion clip of a crash.
10:55 uk drill at its finest
10:19 10:30 I'VE JUST REALIZED THAT HAMMOND WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY "LOOKOUT" BACKWARDS
Love how he sounds dutch when doing it
8:45 3 seconds after getting into a car in GTA
@@kaddumills2259 stolen
LOOOOuuukoutch!
@@kaddumills2259 Swiper no swiping!
" LoOOk oUt " "wOW wOW wOW"
4:50 “I looked! But there wasn’t anything there!”
3:34 - "His plums are in the Amazon, look!" Nobody put those seven words together before Richard Hammond.
That's a brand new sentence right there
As of 2023 his plums are no longer in Amazon……..
Legend has it, that in Germany you are taxed 15 cents for every time you use a space in a sentence. "Doppelkupplungsgetriebe" is a fine example of tax dodging.
Don't even get me started on the word for "steamboat captain"
@@JetFalcon710 What is the word for steamboat captain?
@@MoyaBrennan6825 The actual translation is Dampfschiffkapitän, although the word I was thinking of was Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft
James and his dacia are a true lovestory
Credit to him for advertising a car most viewers can actually buy!
James: THE DACIA SANDERO IS ON SALE! Jeremy: *GREAT* but anyway,
That's just a running joke on the show, he's not into the sandero in real life. Everything they do is scripted.
Oh. So them having fun and joking is scripted? Yeah right.
5:06 I’ve never genuinely laughed till now
"EH? WHAT THE F--K'S THAT?!"
Your life must be so empty
never?
What season and episode is this 🤣🤣🤣
@@wolfie_catlover6807S14E06 - The Bolivia Special
2:15 man in deep pain KZhead captions: [music]
KZhead dont feel the pain.
Bruh
3:13 the only time when Jeremy is shorter than Hammond
MAJIMAONIISAN
13:11 Best of the clips imo
2:37 and that’s when he gained the ability to see smells
6:30 crash test has my crying
What a smooth transition at 2:46 when Jeremy goes from Being blind to washing his face in a fountain. Propper Good!
Getting some of that clean fresh Communist water 😅
13:21 Jeremy: Listen, I can cheer you two up. Would you like some cannabis? James: Yes please. I always knew James was my favorite.
Right I'd be sitting there like "ABSOLUTELY I BROUGHT MY OWN PIPE!"
He smokes on film he definitely buns herbs he lives in Hammersmith u can't not or u will get evicted its the law there I too am from Hammersmith good weed and shopping and really nice big houses and not too many housing estates the ones that are there is were the majority of weed comes from so it helps the community out really
@@shintaruGT3 why do you hate weed?
@@shintaruGT3 its a waste of energy to hate it. just abstain and dont worry about what others do.
@@Rasmos yh it's there lungs what if they hate you for hating weed see not nice isit rli
"This is the worst painting that I’ve ever seen” 10 seconds later "This is simply amazing”
I'm constantly amazed at how crappy things are, no problem
Two things can be true at once.
as a german, i am proud to announce that my first thought when hammond started spelling was indeed the good old DOPPELKUPPLUNGSGETRIEBE. Rolls right off the tongue. Also, beautifully ironic that this word describes a device to make gearshifts more smooth.
Dopplekdudagsjwjqjisksjsnjwain?
Haha nice, same here from your dutch neighbor. Maybe a bit less smooth though ;)
0:26 don't touch it 10:57 if you see James carrying a machete, run 12:07 😂😂
If I saw anyone carrying a machete like that, I'd completely vanish
Why did Hammond fall in slow motion 😂
3:00 Clarkson: all we need is the letter "I" Hammond: *Y*
5:16 Frodo on his way through middle earth - crack edition.
what was it tho
LMAO
@@Its_Me_Romano A snake
7:11 Clarkson: the great Shakespearian actor
When you finally get the big turd out
Screenshot it and put some visual effects over it, and it could pass for a Renaissance painting
Tonight on bottom gear I get the big turd out, Hammond and James laugh so m7ch thy fuc'in' die
The crash slo mo is absolutely golden
13:53 "Plum lacquer AND Cannabis"
The slipping on the plank was probably one of the most authentic laughs I've had watching these guys.
Can't get enough of Jeremy screaming when the paintballs hit him, laughing my ass off everytime
That has to be one of the most painful things to happen to a guy.
paintballs firing at 10000rpm gotta hurt😂
Seriously it's like something you'd see Johnny Knoxville do! Part of what made these three so legendary was that they didn't shy away from doing some dangerous stuff, and somehow the insurance didn't get in the way either.
I love how, out of context, it's basically "Man Being Hit In Groin" from the Simpsons, and it's INCREDIBLE.
Stephen Hawking is a great bloke. Even though most of him doesn't work.
😂😂😂😂
He WAS a good bloke but some of him Didn't work
Well none of him works now..
Celeste Monique Well yeah but was still a great bloke
I read this right when Jeremy said it I love when that happens
0:56 oh my god I love top Gear 😂👌 This entire scene is gold
James: Can perfectly draw the test dummy pattern Hammond: Can replicate it to a recognizeable degree Jeremy: cock
I think it would've been better if the cock was drawn on May instead
10:30 my last three brain cells trying to keep me alive
"wooOOOW? wooOOOOW?! woOOOW!"
9:38 me that one time I had to explain to the police why my car went through a wooden fence and ended up upside in a shallow lake
5:09 "Well that's ironic because there's something on the radio squeaking at me"
"Plum liquoir and cannabis". James May is a treasure to the UK and we must protect him at all costs.
"His plums are in the Amazon!" hahaha foreshadowing!
Love at 10:50 James applies the handbrake but just keeps on rolling 🤣
"I could buy that for Hammond" Aww, poor puppy. Hell I would take that puppy in myself
James “Machete” May will always catch me off guard and make me laugh uncontrollably
These 3 should be on the new £20 note.
If the quote isn’t “bollocks” then I’m writing a furious complaint to the Bank of England 🤬
It should be Hammonds forehead, James’s hair covering his face, and Clarksons chin
8:02 they were trying to get that dead cat off his head
Underrated comment xD
6:20 best slow mo footage recorded in history
Jeremy scared by literally the least scary thing in all of creation, and Hammond vs the bug have me in tears.
He was genuinely scared
“They became increasingly concerned” Them: laughing
sarcasm
The "Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust" episode was pure genius and still probably the best skit on Top Gear.
Love that thumbnail for the video. "A man who sleeps beside a machete is a fool every night except one." - Unknown
"montamez my arse" - James May 4:55
8:50 savage
5:44 poor James :(
Hammond calling people out in tracksuits is great. Gets me everytime.
11:10 look at his hands they are shaking from fear 😂😂
To be fair, I too would be a bit shaky if my friend came up to me with a machete
3:51 the word he was looking for was "doppelkupplungsgetriebe" which is German for Dual-Clutch Transmission
Couldnt think of an original comment could u
It's word for word the top comment
10:19 TWACOOL!
LOOCAWT!
I love these guys discussing art. It's like they are actually discussing something and understanding eachother lol
8:55 i died
4:18 Bob Ross would be proud of you Hammond!
"Don't touch it" 😂😂😂 may loves his belt
9:13 Lmfao those guy behind Clarkson, May, Hammond cosplaying Republic People's YMCA 🤣
13:05 😂😂 oh cock I didn't turn it off
"Hammond had more to worry about than the heat" 4th presenter: im scared of the forest
Who Chris Harris?
@@jackvanepps7301 no
10:55 best top gear moment ever
4:42 that's the quickest I've seen james move
Clarkson - "What is that ?" May - "Dont touch it, thats a dentail heath care kit" Hammond - "Whats this?" May - "Dont touch it just ask, that is a shoe polishing kit" Hammond & Clarkson - "What !?!" absolute legends
13:33 "Swiss Cannabis Iced Tea" Alluding to "Swiss Hemp Iced Tea.." ;)
You find that drink everywhere, walk 100 meters in a city and u find a place that sells that.
idkusername27 it’s an old joke among Englishmen “sugar honey iced tea” spells what?
Didn’t get it at first, I’m not so English.
me: "hey whats the wi-fi password for this place?" my mate: 3:53
its litterally bang on too
Then you have to re-do it because you forgot a capital letter or two 💀
The Stephen Hawking joke hits even better now lol
I love Clarkson slowly sinking to his doom as Hammond and James just laugh.
1:13 it’s too early in the video for me to be laughing this hard 😭😭😭