Taken from JRE #1403 w/Forrest Galante: • Joe Rogan Experience #...
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“Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.” - Steve Irwin
@df40894 жыл бұрын
DEEEEEEEEEP!
@progodspeed23114 жыл бұрын
@Tiberius 209 yeah he loved gettin attacked by stingrays
@tykeboy164 жыл бұрын
tykeboy16 dude I read your comment first and thought woah that’s a bit mean... then I read the comment you replied to and I burst out laughing xD
@pnutimusthe1st4 жыл бұрын
Pnutimus The 1st lmfao I just had the same reaction
@abugonapugonamugonarug16534 жыл бұрын
Pnutimus The 1st Exactly the same aye, that split second of anger then looked at who he replied to... Pfft XD
@derfribby18904 жыл бұрын
Now we need a crocodile on the podcast to defend itself.
@MichalOlender4 жыл бұрын
Michal Olender yeah joe would get one on, blow a load of dmt smoke in its face and weed smoke then begin the podcast with the croc sitting there opposite him like “ Look Joe, you need to understand....” 🤣🤣
@psychogoreman1984 жыл бұрын
What a croc of shit idea... 😆
@codydaniel83124 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dushankaperera95484 жыл бұрын
Michal Olender yeah and make it snappy.-I’m really sorry,I couldn’t resist.
@tonywilkinson68954 жыл бұрын
@@tonywilkinson6895 😂
@MichalOlender4 жыл бұрын
“Have you heard of the ___ Massacre?” -No “You’ll LOVE this!” 🤣💀💀💀
@vjimenez8 Жыл бұрын
Well then he knows Joe very well lmfaoo
@itsOnMARS2023 Жыл бұрын
I read this comment before I hit play, still laughed out loud
@urbanapache229 күн бұрын
There’s a story about a Croc that attacked a group of friends in Australia and it managed to get one of them. What’s truly disturbing about it is that one of the survivors said that not only did they see they’re friend in the crocs mouth, the croc just sat there for a few minutes and just stared right back at them. They said it felt like it was taunting them and telling them that were next before disappearing back into the water. Their friends body was never recovered btw
@dforman4770 Жыл бұрын
That would be a great way to hide a murder.
@giuffre714 Жыл бұрын
I remember that story The croc just set up underneath them for hours while they were clinging to dear life in a tree all night. One of them even fell in the water at some point when the croc wasn’t there but it came back and just waited all night they only escaped because rescuers found their car and came looking
@zaddyholmes6735 Жыл бұрын
I heard about that on Mr. Ballen’s videos.
@zzzarkka Жыл бұрын
Anyone got a link?
@bushratbeachbum Жыл бұрын
@@bushratbeachbum just do a search for “Mr. Ballen” , that’s the name of the KZhead channel and I think the video is titled “ this is why you don’t go swimming in Australia” or something like that.
@randymcgowan8264 Жыл бұрын
I really wish Steve Irwin was still alive so he could go on the podcast... Would be my favorite interview of all time man
@deansimons1854 жыл бұрын
Mr erwins son has taken the rains and is doing his father proud. The boy is smart and so like his dad could be a pod cast for the future? R.I.P Steve
@super_spartan-00794 жыл бұрын
Dude fuck yeah he would have been an excellent guest and it was a little known fact Steve was actually a big fan of MMA and trained regularly in it so it could have been a double whammy
@darthstarkiller66054 жыл бұрын
@@darthstarkiller6605 dude no way I didn't know that at all!! Wow it would have been a legendary interview, thanks for that info man I appreciate it!!
@deansimons1854 жыл бұрын
@@darthstarkiller6605 of course he was. You think steve never had to bottle someone on the head.. or got into a bar fight? He had a head like a half sucked mango!
@BaMenace4 жыл бұрын
God that would be so fucking awesome!
@__porter4 жыл бұрын
“He probably would’ve bled out and died in this village, this kid!” Joe-“A hundred year old croc, wow”
@gagehall12824 жыл бұрын
Gage Hall lmao
@gabrielmontoya72214 жыл бұрын
Peak Rogan lmaoooo
@TD1021-4 жыл бұрын
i love how consistently detached Joe is, it's a childlike curiosity that keeps me coming back
@CosmosGatito4 жыл бұрын
Joe likes dark humour & so do we
@sumuqh4 жыл бұрын
@TurboCMinusMinus you must be a lonely person
@bornfree80733 жыл бұрын
the episodes featuring Forrest always tend to be some of my favorites. such fascinating stories, and seems like such a cool dude. id love to have a drink with him
@Kevin-hm2di4 ай бұрын
Need Forrest to be on the show more, his episodes are some of my favorite on JRE
@shizamza2 жыл бұрын
Forrest: it's genius this is a hammer Joe: They nailed it
@DEADTEAMXXIII4 жыл бұрын
No pun intended , was missed opportunity 😁😲🥺
@aphysique4 жыл бұрын
@White Rabbit 23
@DEADTEAMXXIII4 жыл бұрын
I thought that exactly. ZING.
@teresadalessio14 жыл бұрын
Budum tssss
@teresadalessio14 жыл бұрын
Dude was high asss fucccckķk
@0786ization4 жыл бұрын
We were due for a crocodile or alligator clip
@tucker51984 жыл бұрын
bro i legit was
@hichembouali5164 жыл бұрын
Tucker yessirrrr
@youcanquoteme24 жыл бұрын
Joe "crocodile" rogan
@JY-uk5pz4 жыл бұрын
The best ones
@jokersad93874 жыл бұрын
It’s been at least two weeks
@negativeindustrial4 жыл бұрын
My grandfather fought in Burma and when he got Alzheimer’s he used to tell me the same story over and over again about how he watched the crocodiles eat the Japanese soldiers, some crazy shit.
@justinlewis4051 Жыл бұрын
Your grandpa is an assholee
@collinsoconnor5843 Жыл бұрын
I hope you wrote it down. It's still history, maybe more so than textbooks
@leetheflea4096 Жыл бұрын
Sounds like a horror movie in the making.
@JohnMegaton2062 Жыл бұрын
What was the story
@paraphenaliac4657 Жыл бұрын
Well your grandad better be British or Japanese other wise ur typing bullshit..
@CarlosGambino_229 ай бұрын
"Crocodile's are like hammers " "That's a perfect analogy " "Crocodile's are like knives " "Now you ruined it"
@lowrider6568 Жыл бұрын
Crocs don’t discriminate, if they can kill it they will eat it.
@countchompula18964 жыл бұрын
Crocodile code: if it or a part of it fits in my mouth, it's food.
@anonguy2714 жыл бұрын
You have that backwards. Crocs don't wait until their prey is dead to eat. So if they can eat it, then they kill it.
@FatherManus4 жыл бұрын
Exactly Anything
@last-king-ent24204 жыл бұрын
@@FatherManus you got that wrong because they will kill whatever they can and jam it under a log in the water until it rots and becomes easy to eat.
@NoRealPotential4 жыл бұрын
They don't seem particularly keen on white people meat, tho. Maybe because we're too salty.
@runi54134 жыл бұрын
“What a savage that kid was” -Joe says, while simultaneously thinking of that kid’s MMA potential!
@jaqenhgarMF4 жыл бұрын
" yeah i think he lost his arm" joe : damn
@averyborst95344 жыл бұрын
Joes thinking that kid could fight mike tyson
@markperalta77224 жыл бұрын
...or trying to put him on DMT.
@HenryDube724 жыл бұрын
This made me lol so hard
@JLEOTHELION4 жыл бұрын
😂
@JohnDoe-cd6ro4 жыл бұрын
An Expat got eaten by a croc in Queensland. I think they found his watch. A local was on the radio and as a typical straight up Aussie said' Yeah we got a deal you don't go near them, they don't eat ya'. This guy had been going to the same spot every day for weeks. Pattern hunters for sure.
@tommac8556 Жыл бұрын
I’ve never been to Australia but I believe more creatures can kill you there than any place on earth from the time you get up in the morning to put on your shoes, walk out your door down the grassy sidewalk, to stroll by the riverbank, until you take a dip in the ocean at the beach. You need a training course to prepare to visit.
@JohnMegaton2062 Жыл бұрын
There is a guy in northern Australia who was stalked by a croc over number of weeks. He would be fishing and or fetching fresh water and he could see this giant croc stalking him and studying his pattern. So he called a mate to asking him to bring a gun and when his mate turned up, he found the guy missing, beer can half empty, pot on the stove, fishing line where still out but no where to be seen. Eventually they declared him dead and likely to be taken by the croc.
@Cashewnutter1122 жыл бұрын
bro wtf that is terrifying to have your friend eaten in front of you and you couldnt even do anything to save him
@JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia Жыл бұрын
@@JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia Yes that would be devastating but that’s not what happened in this story.
@MrPlenty1 Жыл бұрын
@@MrPlenty1 I've heard this story before as well I don't believe he's just making it up. It's actually a very well known story.
@itskota999 Жыл бұрын
Yes I’ve heard this story before as well
@nomarxistspls90 Жыл бұрын
@@MrPlenty1 oh really
@JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia Жыл бұрын
“Are you familiar with this massacre?” Joe - “No.” “You’ll love this.” This guy knows Joe.
@kylehennen4 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha true
@angad104 жыл бұрын
Nina Tote They probably did but they’re in close quarters walking through swamps. they didn’t stand a chance against how big those Nile crocs are and how many are probably in that swamp. You can’t expect a gun to solve everything
@calvalentine58814 жыл бұрын
@Nina Tote even still Crocs are not easy to kill, once they have you It's hard to fight back. I promise Crocs eat bullets, and they don't stop fighting.
@sirmag17354 жыл бұрын
Was actually quite a bit worse than Forrest said, there’s accounts of British soldiers who surrounded the swamp hearing the screams and all sorts like that
@jackrobinson66024 жыл бұрын
@Nina Tote because shooting a croc or gator actually isnt that easy, they have a coin size kill spot for instant death. The rest of the time they will keep tearing you up. A high calibre bullet would shatter the skull, but then you'd be peppered with shrapnel of the skull.
@inaaronshead73314 жыл бұрын
When I saw the title of this clip, I got so excited I caiman my pants
@jopo79964 жыл бұрын
Ba dum tiss!
@williamjohnson43114 жыл бұрын
What you did there, I see it.
@jonpresley11634 жыл бұрын
Well played
@ryankoenig64804 жыл бұрын
Well played
@ryankoenig64804 жыл бұрын
Your my friend are a genius
@christopherperez87714 жыл бұрын
I remember hearing a story about a tiger killing alot of people in this village, all because it realised how defenceless human beings are. How weak we actually are
@hungryblumpkin22442 жыл бұрын
You think you might have heard that story at the end of this clip? Lol.
@wowMush2 жыл бұрын
@@wowMush 😂
@WittyOriginalUsername2 жыл бұрын
@@WittyOriginalUsername lol
@wowMush2 жыл бұрын
Until we get a bunch of guns and wipe the whole species off the planet.
@Deathstroke4712 жыл бұрын
@@Deathstroke471 yeah but naturally we are defenseless
@dumbeezy54802 жыл бұрын
They nailed it he said without flinching 😂😂😂
@roymcluckie5028 ай бұрын
Guy: “Your hammer analogy is perfect” Joe: “Well let me introduce you to my theory on knives bro!”
@leeandrew65553 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Justin-mb8ve2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@ja41202 жыл бұрын
Analogy overkill
@notsofast54952 жыл бұрын
It isn't a perfect analogy
@MastemaJack Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 ruined it
@mellothaman5113 Жыл бұрын
The Pacific Theater of WW2 has to be one of the most interesting periods in history, Shipwrecked Americans eaten by sharks, Japanese soldiers slaughtered by crocs, Cargo Cults, and then, to finish it all off, the first Atomic Bomb.
@maxwellschneiter4 жыл бұрын
To finish it all off, the first *two* Atomic Bombs
@roryvonmeyer26434 жыл бұрын
What’s cargo cults?
@b.blazkowitz73034 жыл бұрын
@@b.blazkowitz7303 Some american pilot landed on some random island in the south pacific. He said "Hi im john from america" or from somewhere. He left and said he would come back with supplies. He never did. Now the locals worship a guy named John Frum. And are waiting for him to come back in his plane
@JG-id5vi4 жыл бұрын
boston makes makes you wonder about religion and mythology in general.
@peachesandlily4 жыл бұрын
L B The reason the bombs were used was to force surrender. America knew how many losses they would take trying to storm Japan. So, boom they used the bombs, and if I remember correctly the emperor had to call surrender himself because the generals wanted to keep going.
@houstonfriend25584 жыл бұрын
interesting story : I was in Cameron Louisiana working and on my way home one day i missed my turn . i turned around in a short driveway with a cattle gate . 20 feet beyond that gate was a bayou full of Alligators. i walked over to the waters edge and all the gators slowly sank below the water . I turned my back for two seconds and hurried up and spun back around . every single one of those Gators had advanced several feet towards me in that short few seconds . they were stalking me. i kept on doing that to see how close they would get . i got them within 10 feet before i got the hell out of there. an Alligator will for sure attack a human.
@jamesozment12 жыл бұрын
expected wasn't it? so you already have a home along the bayou? when they appear along New York City watershed then maybe getting deep. not to say some encroachment won't happen although I can say they are transportable by vehicle & available for parties.
@franklinblunt692 жыл бұрын
@@franklinblunt69 there's been a couple alligators spotted by Pittsburgh,Pa. I wouldn't be surprised if there have been gators around NYC.
@toddsheasley22872 жыл бұрын
I’m from south Louisiana. I agree but they’re nowhere near as aggressive as crocs. Most won’t bother you unless provoked or defending its nest.
@darrenmatt7347 Жыл бұрын
But alligators are not human hunters? Only crocs legit hunt people
@TaehunSeong. Жыл бұрын
Alligators are not Crocodiles
@collinsoconnor5843 Жыл бұрын
I remember watching a video of a Morelet's crocodile somewhere in Central America (or maybe Mexico) that had the corpse of a woman in it's mouth. The woman was homeless and was washing clothes in a lake where she ended up either falling in, drowning and then scavenged by the croc or just directly ambushed and killed by it. The eerie part was that as the croc dived beneath the surface with the woman in it's jaws the croc just vanished when it went just a couple of feet underwater and you could only track it by the bright clothes the woman wore. Not a lot of people realise how easy it is for a massive animal like crocodilians can hide themselves in unassuming places, and this croc was like 10 - 13 feet long
@caledonianwarrior6288 Жыл бұрын
Indeed, that happened in a lagoon called "Laguna del Carpintero" that is located in the middle of the city of Tampico, Tamaulipas in Mexico. It is known that there are around 300 morelet's crocodiles in that lagoon and several people and pets from the surrounding area have been eaten for ignoring warnings. Steve Irwin made a documentary where he visited this place and mentioned... "this lagoon is a model for the rest of the world of how human beings can live in close harmony with large wild animals".
@Rakloo10 ай бұрын
_"There are no pacts between crocs and men."_ - Achilles Rogan
@Mario-us7ds3 жыл бұрын
I’m dying lol
@postsniper-75323 жыл бұрын
This is the quality content I read comments for hahaha
@ipoddish3 жыл бұрын
There's no pact between humans and other humans
@tc-tm1my Жыл бұрын
Love watching Joe talk about dangerous animals lol... It's always entertaining
@bankrollrastaman70604 жыл бұрын
Bumbahole bumbaclot
@BlackMamba-lt8oe4 жыл бұрын
@JRE Audio Official you're the best bro.. We'll meet one day soon hopefully
@bankrollrastaman70604 жыл бұрын
18mm 20mins
@Mane1tokill4 жыл бұрын
@@BlackMamba-lt8oe someone played gta
@finnafishfl4 жыл бұрын
Yess wtff xD i loved his last sentences about lions
@repechepe4 жыл бұрын
Love that you guys mentioned "The Ghost and the Darkness" movie. It is still worth a watch today if anybody hasn't seen it yet
@Ryan-gc3sd2 жыл бұрын
Forrest are a couple of my fave podcasts hope they do another
@benmccallum15522 жыл бұрын
*Joe to his girlfriend later that night* “You know what you remind me of?” “What babe?” “A hammer”
@jacobtracc28624 жыл бұрын
☠
@funkytown_fox3 жыл бұрын
A bag of hammers?
@lancepage19143 жыл бұрын
wife*... js.
@jstuckless3 жыл бұрын
@@jstuckless whos to say he don't got a side piece. Like Brenda shaub
@vivekrao133 жыл бұрын
Wife: "Oh, so perfect that i do not need any changes?" Joe: "No, when i touch you it ends up hurting my fingers"
@kreyzgr51673 жыл бұрын
When youre a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
@Harold_Flite4 жыл бұрын
Harold Flite true
@thrashingjustin4 жыл бұрын
When you’re a nail everything looks like wood
@randyweaver65434 жыл бұрын
When your wood, everything looks like a weapon
@andrewv69964 жыл бұрын
And your going to the bittersweet motel
@thatJimwiththenes4 жыл бұрын
Especially thumbs
@haroldhall15174 жыл бұрын
I love your podcast so much. Thank you for all the entertainment.
@jumpfold Жыл бұрын
Interesting thing I heard about why crocodiles are so much more dangerous than sharks; we are nothing like what sharks like to eat. Too bony, not enough fat, we’re just built wrong. If you’ve ever seen a great white hunt a seal you best believe if they wanted to be eat you it would be EASY and instantaneous. Unfortunately, we are a lot more like the bony mammals crocodiles have gotten used to eating. Sharks don’t hunt people. Crocodiles do. Another scary thing is that both animals have remained relatively unchanged for millions of years. Perfect apex predators.
@alexwatson30642 жыл бұрын
Well said
@bestanimesinc24872 жыл бұрын
Jump in a shark tank with 100, 20 ft great whites and tell me sharks don't eat people, you've never had a real experience... so please stop typing.
@king.Tbacca Жыл бұрын
@@king.Tbacca Have you jumped in a shark tank with 100 20 foot great whites?
@alexwatson3064 Жыл бұрын
Exactly, that's why so many shark attacks are one bite and they spit you out. The problem is that one bite is sometimes fatal from a large shark due to bleed out, shock and the fact you are in the water.
@craigarnold323 Жыл бұрын
Well sharks certainly have, do, and will eat people if they’re all there is to choose from in the water and they’re hungry. I think people over complicate a shark. They’re apex predators looking for the easiest meal available and don’t really care what it is as long as it bleeds (unless it’s a bull shark)and they can swallow it. If a large predatory shark doesn’t eat you it’s likely because it isn’t that hungry or it’s chasing another animal.
@JohnMegaton2062 Жыл бұрын
Lion smacking his lips while eating a human: “Not bad! Real easy to catch!” Boy, I HOLLERED!
@Broker2054 жыл бұрын
It's a fictional story but it's reminds me of the crocodile from Peter Pan that ate Captain Hook's hand and how once the croc got a taste of Hook it liked it so much that it followed him around everywhere ever since hoping to get another taste and gobble him up.
@JR-ju3kj4 жыл бұрын
🐊~ “We got curbside pick up!”
@cleorivas60983 жыл бұрын
cleo rivas 😂
@kinglucha36403 жыл бұрын
That humans friends an family: pointy stick time
@blakedavis24473 жыл бұрын
Croc pops up Joe: *spinning back kick*
@michaelo61614 жыл бұрын
Into axe kick
@likemike231004 жыл бұрын
Minus one leg
@subzero-ws7wt4 жыл бұрын
Croc: Nice try, I'll grant you 3 wishes
@RShack13ford4 жыл бұрын
A lot of torque in that kick
@robertlangdon4943 жыл бұрын
Croc snaps jaw on Joes leg and death rolls with explosive power!
@tiopira53 жыл бұрын
Hahah the hammer to alligator analogy 😂😂😂😂
@patrick033337 ай бұрын
Joe is such an interesting person he literally doesn’t look at notes and knows about everything. Cheers joe
@Icanchange1200 Жыл бұрын
Sadly, this story isn't true, lol. For one thing, he erroneous said that the story took place in World War 1, but the only account from it is from the Battle of Ramree Island, which took place towards the tail end of World War 2 around January of 1945. Japanese troops were retreating along the coast of Burma - modern day Myanmar - from the advancing Commonwealth troops (largely composed of Indian and East African troops). These troops made amphibious landings on the island, since it was a major defense point along the coast. Although it is claimed that many Japanese troops were killed by the saltwater crocs, most (roughly 500 Japanese) were in fact killed while in combat with the West Africans and Indians. Most of the remaining troops were evacuated into the mainland sometime during mid-February. Modern day zoologists and historians have largely dismissed the story as an exaggerated tall tale.
@extrahistory89568 ай бұрын
I'll never forget Steve Irwin when he was first starting out getting known and filming his conservation work with crocs, while capturing a croc in the wild ( jumping on its back then the rest of his crew piling on, then taping its jaws closed and roping it ) they thought they had subdued it as they had secured it with the ropes but it somehow snatched Steves arm in its jaws and immediately spun its body into the " Death Roll ". It happened so quickly but Steve instead of trying to free his arm rolled and flipped his body somersaulting in the same direction the croc was rolling all the while with Steves arm in its mouth, until his team could pile onto the croc again to stop its movement. Steve ended up with a broken arm but most of us would've lost our arm, he certainly was something to watch.
@peterbulloch43283 жыл бұрын
I had two idols in this world. Kobe and Steve.
@timothymoore29662 жыл бұрын
@@timothymoore2966 man this makes me sad
@Willoops2 жыл бұрын
I was on a tour in Europe when Irwin died and there were some Australians on the tour. People of course said they were sorry about it, being nice. The Ausies didn't like him because they said he made them all look backwards to the world. Kind of sad and simple minded. Like everybody thinks Americans wear cowboy hats and ride horses lol.
@hyenaswine Жыл бұрын
@@timothymoore2966 Two Betas
@elitehvm7360 Жыл бұрын
@@elitehvm7360 your lame dude move along
@timothymoore2966 Жыл бұрын
"You familiar with the massacre?" "No." "You'll LOVE this!" Lmao what!!??
@ejknight883 жыл бұрын
nature. Stop taking it the wrong way
@Toxxsicklemons3 жыл бұрын
@@Toxxsicklemons Chill. It just sounded funny. Not taking it any kind of way, guy.
@ejknight883 жыл бұрын
@@ejknight88 He's not your guy, friend.
@HotRocker2 жыл бұрын
@@HotRocker lmao
@dflctr2 жыл бұрын
@@HotRocker I ain't your friend, Pal.
@TheShoottheradio2 жыл бұрын
I would love to hear Joe talk about The Ghost and The Darkness. They're not crocs but they were a pair of lions that ate a bunch of people in very similar fashion to how they're describing the crocodiles
@domcagney23522 жыл бұрын
They briefly discuss that at the end of this clip.
@Isidorios Жыл бұрын
They are toothless and kittens compared to the Champawat Tiger.
@ChocolateMilk.. Жыл бұрын
@@ChocolateMilk.. Those lions were snatching people from two camps right out of their tents. They weren’t wimps by any stretch.
@Mudoh415 Жыл бұрын
I’ve been listening to Joe now for about a month. I love his interest in bringing in guests who discuss science, history, and tech. This is so much better than pop culture to me. I still have a hard time wrapping my head around the changes that occur over time….millions and billions etc etc. I mean I have a hard time remembering what I had for breakfast yesterday morning. I am skeptical of the age of the earth and the universe they discuss, but I do find the topics intriguing!
@Robert-py4ce Жыл бұрын
Sadly, this story isn't true, lol. For one thing, he erroneous said that the story took place in World War 1, but the only account from it is from the Battle of Ramree Island, which took place towards the tail end of World War 2 around April of 1945. Japanese troops were retreating along the coast of Burma - modern day Myanmar - from the advancing Commonwealth troops (largely composed of Indian and West African troops). These troops made amphibious landings on the island, since it was a major defense point along the coast. Although it is claimed that many Japanese troops were killed by the saltwater crocs, most were in fact killed while in combat with the West Africans and Indians. Modern day zoologists and historians have largely dismissed the story as an exaggerated tall tale.
@extrahistory89568 ай бұрын
I wish that Steve Irwin were alive, you know Joe would have him on frequently.
@SB-hs4yn4 жыл бұрын
That would be the best podcast in the world. Fuck that stingray.
@Blueicyyy3 жыл бұрын
Steve Irwin is exhausting to watch, but he knows his stuff. But of an annoying accent be he had bucket loads of animal empathy!
@ctakitimu3 жыл бұрын
Everyone has an opinion Annoying? Just sounds like you don’t like Australian English lol
@adamantiumlife98753 жыл бұрын
@@adamantiumlife9875 Nope wrong, just the accent (kinda thought I said that). People from New Zealand seem to use mostly the same language set, and I don't mind their accents. Just personal preference, we all have them
@ctakitimu3 жыл бұрын
Everyone has an opinion an accent relates to a specific dialect. Such as there’s American English but people from New York have their own accent. There’s British English but those that live towards the north have their own accent. Same with Australian English... if you don’t like a specific dialect within, alright, but you just don’t like the Australians English at all, as you’ve stated, you prefer New Zealand dialect of that English. And even if you say American, British, Australian and New Zealand have their own dialect of the English language, you STILL don’t like the Australians English as a whole.
@adamantiumlife98753 жыл бұрын
Tigers learned to feed on vietcong and us military personnel during vietnam. 8 marines were killed by tigers in vietnam. Dont leave the boat.
@anthonymayor51714 жыл бұрын
"Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right."
@CornyBum4 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's good and all but.."Charlie dosent surf'
@jaysonlee43944 жыл бұрын
I'm a Saucier.
@TommyRibs4 жыл бұрын
@@TommyRibs 😂😂😂great quote.
@andrewp10754 жыл бұрын
Jevon Dismuke you’re the dude that don’t know what dude he is
@jiveassturkey88494 жыл бұрын
First of that gulp noise Joe rogue made way wild AYOOO and second of all buddy lying through his bearded teeth 🤣🤣🤣
@13xsmith72 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the Far Side comic with two crocs basking on the shore with full bellies and one saying "That was wonderful, no horns, no hooves, just soft and pink."
@bryanrobles4851 Жыл бұрын
Guy “Are you familiar with this famous crocodile massacre” Joe “no” Guy “ oh your gunna love this” Me “wtf😮”
@tylerprocter9214 жыл бұрын
Same
@trentshimmonsiilaogreens40744 жыл бұрын
A crocodile that been eating humans when it can for 100 years+, so how many humans has it ate over the years?
@willie4174 жыл бұрын
How did you both know this?
@outerheavenman4 жыл бұрын
Guy ?
@slodn4 жыл бұрын
Nice Profile Pic
@singhatar09124 жыл бұрын
The first rule of the shark treaty is you don't talk about shark treaty
@ewingfabrications4 жыл бұрын
number two is fish are friends, not food
@TheIcemanthomas4 жыл бұрын
Here here
@lightyami12514 жыл бұрын
Order, order in the shark court, fish are friends not food, case dismissed.
@arminlee14774 жыл бұрын
@@arminlee1477 I seem to have misplaced my fish hehe
@garythesnail76314 жыл бұрын
@@garythesnail7631 Go home Gary, you're drunk.
@arminlee14774 жыл бұрын
5:27 great point. Most animals, even those that occasionally kill people, aren’t actively hunting us. Crocodiles absolutely are, and that’s freaking insane.
@HomeSlice97 Жыл бұрын
Polar bears will as well.
@tc-tm1my Жыл бұрын
Also Polar bears absolutely actively hunt for food. That's all they see us as is a meal
@PrestonJWard Жыл бұрын
maneating tigers in India actively hunt Humans
@NewTexasHomes Жыл бұрын
So are polar bears if and when humans cross their path, it's probably the last one you'll ever walk on.
@PrestonJWard Жыл бұрын
Crocs hunt anything near the waters edge that's big enough to chomp on. That's just what they do. To suggest they are consciously deciding to hunt humans gives them too much credit, they aren't that smart.
@buddhamaster322 Жыл бұрын
I'm fascinated by crocodiles and watch any video or clip I can see on them. I can't get over how big they are.
@lemonhead1622 жыл бұрын
I FUCKEN LOVE IT WHEN THIS GUY IS ON
@ugandahater4 жыл бұрын
Uganda Hater most interesting topics when he’s on
@connorconnor72994 жыл бұрын
I saved the kids life....30 seconds later, I think he lived. Laughing about 1,000 people getting eaten. Yeah he is really great.
@bowhunter85324 жыл бұрын
@@bowhunter8532 tf outta here you little girl lol
@Calilou524 жыл бұрын
@mc finn Doesn't make it right. Calling someone a child is childish....get over my comment you loser.
@bowhunter85324 жыл бұрын
@@Calilou52 When it happens to you, I wonder how funny it will be?
@bowhunter85324 жыл бұрын
Alligator to Crocodile: Man those humans have really evolved Crocodile: Still taste fine.
@219garry4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@superfrostynugs69973 жыл бұрын
Crocodiles are insane. I got stalked by a 4 or 5m Crocodile up in far north queensland. Throwing cast a net for bait Crocodile swa by then unturned and went under our tinny. We went down into the mangroves a fair distance away and guess who popped back up. They stalk and hunt. I'll never forgot that day.
@TheSnedmeister6 ай бұрын
Those who doubt the amount of crocodiles on Ramree Island aren’t realizing how many of these saltwater crocodiles hunted in the surrounding oceans. Once they get big enough, they go into the ocean to hunt. If there were 4,000 Japanese soldiers in the mangrove swamps, the blood, noises, and struggling would have brought these large crocodiles back from the sea to investigate. That’s how that small island could have so many crocodiles at once. Crocodiles routinely swim between these island chains hunting for prey.
@toscadonna2 жыл бұрын
It happened just not to the extent that was described by the guest research it yourself and you will see
@user-sw8tq3br9m7 ай бұрын
Joe : "This is a hammer" "They nailed it" *NICE*
@chulbulmemeboy20053 жыл бұрын
knife 💀
@farazatif0073 жыл бұрын
They did. A cut above any knife analogy.
@chuckiebrownbfly3 жыл бұрын
@@chuckiebrownbfly straight to the point
@northbouy26253 жыл бұрын
@@northbouy2625 😐
@JG-jx5tq2 жыл бұрын
Cutting edge humor
@MireVale2 жыл бұрын
I’ll never forget a video I saw of a saltwater crocodile in Australia that made me truly appreciate what kind of creature crocodiles are. This thing was 15-20 ft long and was able to conceal itself perfectly in water no deeper than 3-4 feet. Even sitting there studying the water you could not tell there was a giant, sitting, waiting only a couple yards away from shore ready to attack whatever unfortunate creature that stops in that spot just a little too long. They definitely are a creature nature has seem to perfected for life on our planet.
@JackYoung283 жыл бұрын
Here kzhead.info/sun/nrWIZLCXgISLdoE/bejne.html
@Marc-io8qm2 жыл бұрын
Out in the bush Aboriginal people throw sticks in first to see where the crocodiles are, they react instantly.
@mateog9622 жыл бұрын
Become of the reptilians perhaps 🤔 😆😆😆
@Wally-pu2hh2 жыл бұрын
They will live and die and go extinct on this planet and we will evolve into the stars passed this planet!
@Jessuschavez2 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story become a basic ass b**** and you can survive hundreds of years.
@graciegjj2 жыл бұрын
Especially Indo-Pacific Saltwater Crocodiles, they actively hunt both humans and ANYTHING in their water.
@LoneWolf_Cub_Ogami_Itto8 ай бұрын
Been stalked by crocs while fishing at the mouth of the Ord River where it flows into the Cambridge Gulf in the East Kimberley region of north Western Australia. Cunning and stealthy and you do need to keep your mind on the game.....one tried to bulldoze me into the river by crashing through mangroves onto a small beach area I had been fishing on. I had move up the bank out of the strike zone and watched the action. I moved to another place to carry on fishing after that.....
@samhunt93802 жыл бұрын
It's very true, crocodiles are much smarter than people think. I remember watching this Australian couple on TV that survived a croc attack while camping, it had waited outside their camp site for days just learning their sleeping patterns so it could wait when they're asleep for an easy meal. The husband lost a leg to it.
@CidTheGargoyle4 жыл бұрын
Let me guess, they slept at night?
@SanxBile2 жыл бұрын
@@SanxBile Lmao
@SeeThomasHowl2 жыл бұрын
The scariest part about crocodiles is just how perfected yet simplistic their hunting strategy is. Everything needs water so it just waits in the water and when something leans down to drink it bites it’s fucking head of with the strongest jaws on the planet. They’re able to go a year without food so when they set their eyes on something they are tactical and precise.They’re the ultimate ambush predator.
@personman87342 жыл бұрын
Crocodiles are mostly night hunters, so this makes sense. It wasn’t “learning their sleeping patterns”, it just waited for a good moment 🤣🤣🤣
@WittyOriginalUsername2 жыл бұрын
@@WittyOriginalUsername Mostly night hunters ??? Not here they're not they will eat you anytime of day or night , They are a opportunist hunter meaning they take any opportunities for easy meals . Crocs here have been known to stalk their victims over days and in some cases stalk them for over a week .
@aussieguy36892 жыл бұрын
“It’s like, this is a hammer. We nailed it” 😂
@panagram4 жыл бұрын
The hammer analogy is GENIUS.
@MJMS88 Жыл бұрын
2:33 “Are you familiar with the Rami MASSACRE?” “No” “You’ll love this” hahahaha
@zadman044714 күн бұрын
Like Louie CK said, leaving the food chain was the best thing we ever did
@diplamatikjuan35954 жыл бұрын
We didn’t leave the food chain. We just moved to the top
@10efranco4 жыл бұрын
@@10efranco incorrect. The top of the food chain doesn't have any natural predators
@simpudney81914 жыл бұрын
Sim Pudney oh yeah? So who’s on the top according to you ?
@10efranco4 жыл бұрын
I like when he pulled down his pants and said heres my weiner
@tylerzammuto84234 жыл бұрын
@@tylerzammuto8423 lol to be fair I think you missed the part where he said "do you wanna see my wiener? really!? ok..."
@diplamatikjuan35954 жыл бұрын
The ghost and the darkness is an incredible movie
@chrismatthewnielsen29034 жыл бұрын
I loved that movie
@dontrailtyson84054 жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen it I’m have to watch it
@chris_redd24534 жыл бұрын
Love the movie and the Jerry Goldsmith soundtrack. The Edge is also a great animal attack movie.
@TheShismo4 жыл бұрын
I saw that movie when I was 16, in the theatre, after smoking my first blunt. It was an experience I'll never forget. (I'm 37 now)
@craftistic824 жыл бұрын
I always forget how much I love that movie till I stumble across it. Saw it in theaters as a kid and it was one of those flicks that was a real experiance seeing it on the big screen.
@dragon75904 жыл бұрын
"Like muscles just growing on the beach, pluck em" so accurate it's scary..
@sourdiesel8344 Жыл бұрын
Love croc videos I’ve been extremely facinated by them since I was a young kid
@iuhoosiers146 ай бұрын
I seen forrests podcast with joe like a year ago and have been hoping for a return
@savanarios50654 жыл бұрын
Same, the last one was really good
@Skreamies4 жыл бұрын
savana rios gay
@longdirtytoenails10764 жыл бұрын
Crocs learn patterns so if you live near water that has crocs you should change locations constantly as in never go to the same spot twice or two days in a row, they are extremely patient hunters, they will watch your daily pattern and learn it like clock work and wait for the moment your least on guard to strike Had a mate on a fishing trip in the NT he’d get up late every night to take a piss and he’d always go to the back of the boat (just habit I guess) but this one night for some reason he decided to shine a spot light on the water before going, and sure as anything there was a croc just waiting in the water, it had actually watched him for however long learned his pattern and sat and waited for him to go to the back of the boat for his nightly ritual, luckily his spidey scenes tingled and he saw the thing before going to the toilet, they are crazy smart animals
@yeahnahman42173 жыл бұрын
@Steven Stolar Crocs can hurl themselves out of the water with ease. kzhead.info/sun/lrBpnbdtmpqtjJE/bejne.html
@CRAZYJAY69693 жыл бұрын
Or maybe since this was the first time the guy shined thenwater the croc had been there every night and he didn’t know it. The croc had been getting pissed on every night and didnt care
@notsofast54952 жыл бұрын
That's why you don't go in little boats around Crocs you go in a big boat and even better yet a big boat with a really tall overhang and you could piss off that thing if you wanted it's not going to jump 20 ft in the air to get you it doesn't like to work that hard you're safe as long as you're not close to the damn water
@graciegjj2 жыл бұрын
Definitely could have grabbed him from a lowered edged boat. Glad he lived to tell the tale
@theyreoutthere.huntinggear Жыл бұрын
@@notsofast5495 good show 😂😂😂😂
@lyricistproductions2174 Жыл бұрын
Check out my 'Croc Diaries' playlist - I talk about crocodiles in Australia and speak with locals about their experiences...also, I'm looking for them in the wild. Enjoy! Ps - You can swim in the ocean up in tropical Australia...creeks and rivers are a different story. kzhead.info/channel/PLGCAJ7xkRSWr4xgZBPT6iCbKeRuaNBYXK.html
@AlexKiddAdventures2 жыл бұрын
“Do you have a treaty with sharks?!” Lmaooo
@BlinkBoyBrad2 жыл бұрын
30 minutes ago my friend was telling me about this podcast. I just opened KZhead and it’s one of my suggestions. Someone is listening
@alvarovalladares24893 жыл бұрын
4:35 Joe: "It was probably one of the crocodiles that ate the japanese during the massacre" Forrest: "Yep heh heh" *licks lips* Forrest Gallante is one of the reptillians Alex Jones warned us about
@kylecorbin72254 жыл бұрын
Kyle Corbin Lmaoooo
@frankiefernandez71294 жыл бұрын
Bruh.... GREAT CATCH 🤣😭
@xcaluhbration4 жыл бұрын
He doesn't blink from 4:41 to 4:51 too 🤣
@xcaluhbration4 жыл бұрын
Actually David Icke did first
@jameswatson74094 жыл бұрын
My step dad was camping in North Queensland. He went to the shower block, had his shower, opened the shower door and a croc was there waiting for him. He had to climb the door then up onto the roof 🤣
@robertbelyea5767 Жыл бұрын
Oh hell no
@TaehunSeong. Жыл бұрын
"We gotta fuck up a buffalo" 🤣🤣 im dead 🤣🤣
@lyncher22542 жыл бұрын
I’m sick of the “it’s just a tool” excuse! We need to ban assault reptiles!
@kevinb3144 жыл бұрын
I agree
@cruzanassassin4 жыл бұрын
let's nuke em
@natanulsiref4 жыл бұрын
natanulsiref - you idiot! That’s such a (political party I disagree with) thing to say!
@kevinb3144 жыл бұрын
@Kevin B lmao, even funnier are the people that take this brilliant play on assault rifles seriously lol.
@simongibson62284 жыл бұрын
We need to assault people that want to ban stuff.
@remcovanvliet30184 жыл бұрын
“have you ever seen a crocodile eat a hammer while smoking dmt?” - Joe Rogan
@ParalyzedPosty4 жыл бұрын
Lmao while on shrooms
@kingfourteen17014 жыл бұрын
Wow, I only had to go down to the ninth comment to find the first homer posting the lame DMT "joke".
@schmingusss2 жыл бұрын
YA WANNA HEAR IT FROM THE GREEN ONE TOO THO AND I CANT STOP IT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FORT THO AND I CANT STOP PLAYING IT CUZ YA YA CANT STOP IT AND I CANT STOP IT CUZ UR NOT WASTING MY TIME ON GOOGLE EARTH CUZ ITS NOT EVEN GONNA KILL YA
@-Waltuh_White-2 жыл бұрын
Ghost in the Darkness...GREAT MOVIE
@Nigel_Supreme Жыл бұрын
“Do we have a fucking treaty with sharks?” That is fucking hilarious 😂
@sexpanther60ofthetimeitwor932 жыл бұрын
I love it Joe doesn’t even respond to the guy saving the kids life he just cares about the hundred year old crocodile
@oldtobiasandme99532 жыл бұрын
Priorities man, Joe’s got em 😅
@abugonapugonamugonarug1653 Жыл бұрын
"They nailed it" - Perfect critique about the invention of the hammer
@johnjoeelkington83564 жыл бұрын
“After they get a few meals, not bad!!! Easy to catch!” Hahahah that shit sent me
@jaemillzthrillz Жыл бұрын
Read a story where locals living next to a river who liked a daily jog near the river bank were advised to alternate their pattern i.e. time and direction on a daily basis as the crocs were watching, and taking in their movements. It had been known some of the crocs had ambushed the runners if they had kept to a regular pattern.
@GreenStreetPlayer12 ай бұрын
The best stories ever.... i love it when he is on the show.
@socalventures14 жыл бұрын
the coolest thing to me is that crocs in Australia that were around when croc-shooting was common recognise and avoid guns
@mikepence19334 жыл бұрын
No way!
@LiberalsAreFascists4 жыл бұрын
Mory Mory no way is correct. This is completely false, inaccurate, and without any evidence.
@unskinnedskeleton4 жыл бұрын
@@unskinnedskeleton where's your evidence proving it "completely" false?
@robertwelch28434 жыл бұрын
Robert Welch He doesn’t need evidence that it is false. I claim crocodiles can do math problems and create paintings. You say it’s not true? Prove it isn’t true. The person making the assertion is the one who has the burden of proof.
@Rokaize4 жыл бұрын
@@Rokaize I wouldn't consider your last statement true but I'm really just here to shit on a guy that seemed a little too upset about some guy's innocent assertion of certain crocs recognizing firearms as a threat
@robertwelch28434 жыл бұрын
That two days most of been hell. A true definition of the word
@johnnieclemons2921 Жыл бұрын
Crocodile; "I don't often eat humans, but when I do _I prefer to do it in a frenzy!"_ 😂
@logan_e2 жыл бұрын
Joe: "The human brain has grown to like twice the size it was" Also Joe "A 100 year old croc. Wow."
@MrDlt1234 жыл бұрын
So a 100 year old croc seems pretty normal to you?
@96SL3 жыл бұрын
100 year old crocodile is impressive he understands the genetics and the smarts that croc has gathered to live to a 100 that's rare
@mikehoncho57642 жыл бұрын
It’s a reptile so I’d say pretty normal. If the habit is flourishing and there aren’t ppl around a croc can live for so long. No other predators really hunt crocs so it doesn’t seem too farfetched
@timothymoore29662 жыл бұрын
They only live up to 70 years!
@samuelodhuu5410 Жыл бұрын
@@samuelodhuu5410 Mr. Freshie lived to be an estimated 120-140, not all just die right at 70-75
@jacobbunea3131 Жыл бұрын
Louisiana Swamp People: *Laughs In Unintelligible Cajun*
@promiscuouscrab40404 жыл бұрын
Promiscuous Crab Those are alligators
@Master-mu8pl4 жыл бұрын
David Taylor alligators are pussys compared to crocs, they run from humans
@cringebleach9054 жыл бұрын
@@cringebleach905 He's probably thinking of American crocodiles, whilst your thinking of Salties.
@louiscypher41864 жыл бұрын
David Taylor alligators are more fierce than crocs? Okay buddy. Alligators only attack when you’re annoying them and they just want to be left alone. Come down to Australia and tell me gators are worse than crocs.
@ryangibson19013 жыл бұрын
@David Taylor alligators averages 3-4meters long and up to 250kg, saltwater crocs are 5m+ and can weigh up to a 900kg+, and due to their distribution in remote areas, it is common for them to go over 6 meters.
@bons2443 жыл бұрын
I was nearly a victim of a Croc attack my own fault I knew better than to be going into estuarian waters that are croc habitats to get bait fish on my own my dad was with me at the time but a few hundred metres away and out of site behind some trees. I was throwing a cast net for some bait when a Croc surfaced right in front of me about eight metres away looking right at me, I had not gone into the water to thigh depth to throw it like I normally do I was still standing on solid ground. Even still had it been half that distance closer to me I would of been in big trouble as it was, I turned and ran flat out back to my dad who was fishing high up on some rocks and told him the story he didn't need to tell me of but reminded me about being Blaize around those waters. Anyway, I joined him and sat next to him, and we were just talking.... And about ten minutes later guess who turned up to have a look at us the Croc that had been stalking me we were well out of his reach he hung around for a while probably the reason we didn't catch any fish that day. 🐊🦈🐊🦈Gotta love Australia 😁
@Ballterra11 ай бұрын
natural selection is amazing.
@kiquian2voy2452 жыл бұрын
Joe: "Crocodiles are like hammers" Forrest: "Wow! That is genius! Perfect analogy."
@NOBpodcast3 жыл бұрын
Some predatory land mammals learn to fear humans through experience. Some were shot and wounded, others witnessed a killing second-hand. But not crocs and alligators.
@allanjim34 жыл бұрын
Thats because Crocs and alligators are souless and dead inside. They don't feel shit. Especially not fear.
@zacharyroach20674 жыл бұрын
Zachary Roach guess you haven’t seen that guy “dance” with his pet crocodile
@adamwest29684 жыл бұрын
Warm blooded animals can think and adapt/learn how to act around other predators or prey. Cold blooded can’t feel any emotions and the honestly only think about their next meal. I’ve also seen videos where they protect their young, through instinct I suppose.
@johnleary45974 жыл бұрын
@@johnleary4597 that's probably bullshit, but it does sound true. Lol
@JourneyWoodworks4 жыл бұрын
Alligators are pussies compared to crocodiles lol
@tyronejones43554 жыл бұрын
Ghost in the darkness great reference
@dewwiedennis20012 жыл бұрын
great stuff!
@alphacentauriA Жыл бұрын
They need to animate the show and have a croc come on. Joe: What's up freak crocs. He's here finally. Mr.croc. Takin a break from killing things. Mr. Croc: laughs* honored to be here joe. You know, I watch your show all the time. Joe: So, have you ever tried elk meat?
@loveganjaa3 жыл бұрын
That'd be a trip. I read that stoned and saw this happen.
@carlosgarza17013 жыл бұрын
Unreal. I’ve read about this but the story of the 100 year old croc going after that kid is unreal! And yes- saltwater crocs absolutely target people, there are accounts of salties stalking and killing people camping on beaches where the people didn’t know crocs would be.
@TheArizonaAssasin4 жыл бұрын
2:15 - “they nailed it” pun intended hah
@stevewager3861 Жыл бұрын
"you'll love this"
@fleshbones76062 жыл бұрын
forrest is easily my favorite person on the podcast. i could listen to these two talk for days upon end and never get bored
@zachariephair39563 жыл бұрын
Who is the guest speaker?
@dominicverdin5724 Жыл бұрын
@@dominicverdin5724 forrest galante. He’s a biologist why searches for endangered and (wrongfully categorised) extinct animals
@jealouseggs5619 Жыл бұрын
Joe “Do you have a treaty with sharks” Rogan
@KnownCharacterMan4 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there Mr Rohan. This is a hammer, they nailed it🤣
@marcosgarcia4654 Жыл бұрын
Crocks have a 4 valve heart witch allows them to stop the blood flow to a limb that has been ripped off and prevents them from bleeding out ..... absolutely amazing dinosaur
“Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.” - Steve Irwin
DEEEEEEEEEP!
@Tiberius 209 yeah he loved gettin attacked by stingrays
tykeboy16 dude I read your comment first and thought woah that’s a bit mean... then I read the comment you replied to and I burst out laughing xD
Pnutimus The 1st lmfao I just had the same reaction
Pnutimus The 1st Exactly the same aye, that split second of anger then looked at who he replied to... Pfft XD
Now we need a crocodile on the podcast to defend itself.
Michal Olender yeah joe would get one on, blow a load of dmt smoke in its face and weed smoke then begin the podcast with the croc sitting there opposite him like “ Look Joe, you need to understand....” 🤣🤣
What a croc of shit idea... 😆
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Michal Olender yeah and make it snappy.-I’m really sorry,I couldn’t resist.
@@tonywilkinson6895 😂
“Have you heard of the ___ Massacre?” -No “You’ll LOVE this!” 🤣💀💀💀
Well then he knows Joe very well lmfaoo
I read this comment before I hit play, still laughed out loud
There’s a story about a Croc that attacked a group of friends in Australia and it managed to get one of them. What’s truly disturbing about it is that one of the survivors said that not only did they see they’re friend in the crocs mouth, the croc just sat there for a few minutes and just stared right back at them. They said it felt like it was taunting them and telling them that were next before disappearing back into the water. Their friends body was never recovered btw
That would be a great way to hide a murder.
I remember that story The croc just set up underneath them for hours while they were clinging to dear life in a tree all night. One of them even fell in the water at some point when the croc wasn’t there but it came back and just waited all night they only escaped because rescuers found their car and came looking
I heard about that on Mr. Ballen’s videos.
Anyone got a link?
@@bushratbeachbum just do a search for “Mr. Ballen” , that’s the name of the KZhead channel and I think the video is titled “ this is why you don’t go swimming in Australia” or something like that.
I really wish Steve Irwin was still alive so he could go on the podcast... Would be my favorite interview of all time man
Mr erwins son has taken the rains and is doing his father proud. The boy is smart and so like his dad could be a pod cast for the future? R.I.P Steve
Dude fuck yeah he would have been an excellent guest and it was a little known fact Steve was actually a big fan of MMA and trained regularly in it so it could have been a double whammy
@@darthstarkiller6605 dude no way I didn't know that at all!! Wow it would have been a legendary interview, thanks for that info man I appreciate it!!
@@darthstarkiller6605 of course he was. You think steve never had to bottle someone on the head.. or got into a bar fight? He had a head like a half sucked mango!
God that would be so fucking awesome!
“He probably would’ve bled out and died in this village, this kid!” Joe-“A hundred year old croc, wow”
Gage Hall lmao
Peak Rogan lmaoooo
i love how consistently detached Joe is, it's a childlike curiosity that keeps me coming back
Joe likes dark humour & so do we
@TurboCMinusMinus you must be a lonely person
the episodes featuring Forrest always tend to be some of my favorites. such fascinating stories, and seems like such a cool dude. id love to have a drink with him
Need Forrest to be on the show more, his episodes are some of my favorite on JRE
Forrest: it's genius this is a hammer Joe: They nailed it
No pun intended , was missed opportunity 😁😲🥺
@White Rabbit 23
I thought that exactly. ZING.
Budum tssss
Dude was high asss fucccckķk
We were due for a crocodile or alligator clip
bro i legit was
Tucker yessirrrr
Joe "crocodile" rogan
The best ones
It’s been at least two weeks
My grandfather fought in Burma and when he got Alzheimer’s he used to tell me the same story over and over again about how he watched the crocodiles eat the Japanese soldiers, some crazy shit.
Your grandpa is an assholee
I hope you wrote it down. It's still history, maybe more so than textbooks
Sounds like a horror movie in the making.
What was the story
Well your grandad better be British or Japanese other wise ur typing bullshit..
"Crocodile's are like hammers " "That's a perfect analogy " "Crocodile's are like knives " "Now you ruined it"
Crocs don’t discriminate, if they can kill it they will eat it.
Crocodile code: if it or a part of it fits in my mouth, it's food.
You have that backwards. Crocs don't wait until their prey is dead to eat. So if they can eat it, then they kill it.
Exactly Anything
@@FatherManus you got that wrong because they will kill whatever they can and jam it under a log in the water until it rots and becomes easy to eat.
They don't seem particularly keen on white people meat, tho. Maybe because we're too salty.
“What a savage that kid was” -Joe says, while simultaneously thinking of that kid’s MMA potential!
" yeah i think he lost his arm" joe : damn
Joes thinking that kid could fight mike tyson
...or trying to put him on DMT.
This made me lol so hard
😂
An Expat got eaten by a croc in Queensland. I think they found his watch. A local was on the radio and as a typical straight up Aussie said' Yeah we got a deal you don't go near them, they don't eat ya'. This guy had been going to the same spot every day for weeks. Pattern hunters for sure.
I’ve never been to Australia but I believe more creatures can kill you there than any place on earth from the time you get up in the morning to put on your shoes, walk out your door down the grassy sidewalk, to stroll by the riverbank, until you take a dip in the ocean at the beach. You need a training course to prepare to visit.
There is a guy in northern Australia who was stalked by a croc over number of weeks. He would be fishing and or fetching fresh water and he could see this giant croc stalking him and studying his pattern. So he called a mate to asking him to bring a gun and when his mate turned up, he found the guy missing, beer can half empty, pot on the stove, fishing line where still out but no where to be seen. Eventually they declared him dead and likely to be taken by the croc.
bro wtf that is terrifying to have your friend eaten in front of you and you couldnt even do anything to save him
@@JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia Yes that would be devastating but that’s not what happened in this story.
@@MrPlenty1 I've heard this story before as well I don't believe he's just making it up. It's actually a very well known story.
Yes I’ve heard this story before as well
@@MrPlenty1 oh really
“Are you familiar with this massacre?” Joe - “No.” “You’ll love this.” This guy knows Joe.
hahahahaha true
Nina Tote They probably did but they’re in close quarters walking through swamps. they didn’t stand a chance against how big those Nile crocs are and how many are probably in that swamp. You can’t expect a gun to solve everything
@Nina Tote even still Crocs are not easy to kill, once they have you It's hard to fight back. I promise Crocs eat bullets, and they don't stop fighting.
Was actually quite a bit worse than Forrest said, there’s accounts of British soldiers who surrounded the swamp hearing the screams and all sorts like that
@Nina Tote because shooting a croc or gator actually isnt that easy, they have a coin size kill spot for instant death. The rest of the time they will keep tearing you up. A high calibre bullet would shatter the skull, but then you'd be peppered with shrapnel of the skull.
When I saw the title of this clip, I got so excited I caiman my pants
Ba dum tiss!
What you did there, I see it.
Well played
Well played
Your my friend are a genius
I remember hearing a story about a tiger killing alot of people in this village, all because it realised how defenceless human beings are. How weak we actually are
You think you might have heard that story at the end of this clip? Lol.
@@wowMush 😂
@@WittyOriginalUsername lol
Until we get a bunch of guns and wipe the whole species off the planet.
@@Deathstroke471 yeah but naturally we are defenseless
They nailed it he said without flinching 😂😂😂
Guy: “Your hammer analogy is perfect” Joe: “Well let me introduce you to my theory on knives bro!”
😂😂😂
Lmao
Analogy overkill
It isn't a perfect analogy
😂😂😂 ruined it
The Pacific Theater of WW2 has to be one of the most interesting periods in history, Shipwrecked Americans eaten by sharks, Japanese soldiers slaughtered by crocs, Cargo Cults, and then, to finish it all off, the first Atomic Bomb.
To finish it all off, the first *two* Atomic Bombs
What’s cargo cults?
@@b.blazkowitz7303 Some american pilot landed on some random island in the south pacific. He said "Hi im john from america" or from somewhere. He left and said he would come back with supplies. He never did. Now the locals worship a guy named John Frum. And are waiting for him to come back in his plane
boston makes makes you wonder about religion and mythology in general.
L B The reason the bombs were used was to force surrender. America knew how many losses they would take trying to storm Japan. So, boom they used the bombs, and if I remember correctly the emperor had to call surrender himself because the generals wanted to keep going.
interesting story : I was in Cameron Louisiana working and on my way home one day i missed my turn . i turned around in a short driveway with a cattle gate . 20 feet beyond that gate was a bayou full of Alligators. i walked over to the waters edge and all the gators slowly sank below the water . I turned my back for two seconds and hurried up and spun back around . every single one of those Gators had advanced several feet towards me in that short few seconds . they were stalking me. i kept on doing that to see how close they would get . i got them within 10 feet before i got the hell out of there. an Alligator will for sure attack a human.
expected wasn't it? so you already have a home along the bayou? when they appear along New York City watershed then maybe getting deep. not to say some encroachment won't happen although I can say they are transportable by vehicle & available for parties.
@@franklinblunt69 there's been a couple alligators spotted by Pittsburgh,Pa. I wouldn't be surprised if there have been gators around NYC.
I’m from south Louisiana. I agree but they’re nowhere near as aggressive as crocs. Most won’t bother you unless provoked or defending its nest.
But alligators are not human hunters? Only crocs legit hunt people
Alligators are not Crocodiles
I remember watching a video of a Morelet's crocodile somewhere in Central America (or maybe Mexico) that had the corpse of a woman in it's mouth. The woman was homeless and was washing clothes in a lake where she ended up either falling in, drowning and then scavenged by the croc or just directly ambushed and killed by it. The eerie part was that as the croc dived beneath the surface with the woman in it's jaws the croc just vanished when it went just a couple of feet underwater and you could only track it by the bright clothes the woman wore. Not a lot of people realise how easy it is for a massive animal like crocodilians can hide themselves in unassuming places, and this croc was like 10 - 13 feet long
Indeed, that happened in a lagoon called "Laguna del Carpintero" that is located in the middle of the city of Tampico, Tamaulipas in Mexico. It is known that there are around 300 morelet's crocodiles in that lagoon and several people and pets from the surrounding area have been eaten for ignoring warnings. Steve Irwin made a documentary where he visited this place and mentioned... "this lagoon is a model for the rest of the world of how human beings can live in close harmony with large wild animals".
_"There are no pacts between crocs and men."_ - Achilles Rogan
I’m dying lol
This is the quality content I read comments for hahaha
There's no pact between humans and other humans
Love watching Joe talk about dangerous animals lol... It's always entertaining
Bumbahole bumbaclot
@JRE Audio Official you're the best bro.. We'll meet one day soon hopefully
18mm 20mins
@@BlackMamba-lt8oe someone played gta
Yess wtff xD i loved his last sentences about lions
Love that you guys mentioned "The Ghost and the Darkness" movie. It is still worth a watch today if anybody hasn't seen it yet
Forrest are a couple of my fave podcasts hope they do another
*Joe to his girlfriend later that night* “You know what you remind me of?” “What babe?” “A hammer”
☠
A bag of hammers?
wife*... js.
@@jstuckless whos to say he don't got a side piece. Like Brenda shaub
Wife: "Oh, so perfect that i do not need any changes?" Joe: "No, when i touch you it ends up hurting my fingers"
When youre a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
Harold Flite true
When you’re a nail everything looks like wood
When your wood, everything looks like a weapon
And your going to the bittersweet motel
Especially thumbs
I love your podcast so much. Thank you for all the entertainment.
Interesting thing I heard about why crocodiles are so much more dangerous than sharks; we are nothing like what sharks like to eat. Too bony, not enough fat, we’re just built wrong. If you’ve ever seen a great white hunt a seal you best believe if they wanted to be eat you it would be EASY and instantaneous. Unfortunately, we are a lot more like the bony mammals crocodiles have gotten used to eating. Sharks don’t hunt people. Crocodiles do. Another scary thing is that both animals have remained relatively unchanged for millions of years. Perfect apex predators.
Well said
Jump in a shark tank with 100, 20 ft great whites and tell me sharks don't eat people, you've never had a real experience... so please stop typing.
@@king.Tbacca Have you jumped in a shark tank with 100 20 foot great whites?
Exactly, that's why so many shark attacks are one bite and they spit you out. The problem is that one bite is sometimes fatal from a large shark due to bleed out, shock and the fact you are in the water.
Well sharks certainly have, do, and will eat people if they’re all there is to choose from in the water and they’re hungry. I think people over complicate a shark. They’re apex predators looking for the easiest meal available and don’t really care what it is as long as it bleeds (unless it’s a bull shark)and they can swallow it. If a large predatory shark doesn’t eat you it’s likely because it isn’t that hungry or it’s chasing another animal.
Lion smacking his lips while eating a human: “Not bad! Real easy to catch!” Boy, I HOLLERED!
It's a fictional story but it's reminds me of the crocodile from Peter Pan that ate Captain Hook's hand and how once the croc got a taste of Hook it liked it so much that it followed him around everywhere ever since hoping to get another taste and gobble him up.
🐊~ “We got curbside pick up!”
cleo rivas 😂
That humans friends an family: pointy stick time
Croc pops up Joe: *spinning back kick*
Into axe kick
Minus one leg
Croc: Nice try, I'll grant you 3 wishes
A lot of torque in that kick
Croc snaps jaw on Joes leg and death rolls with explosive power!
Hahah the hammer to alligator analogy 😂😂😂😂
Joe is such an interesting person he literally doesn’t look at notes and knows about everything. Cheers joe
Sadly, this story isn't true, lol. For one thing, he erroneous said that the story took place in World War 1, but the only account from it is from the Battle of Ramree Island, which took place towards the tail end of World War 2 around January of 1945. Japanese troops were retreating along the coast of Burma - modern day Myanmar - from the advancing Commonwealth troops (largely composed of Indian and East African troops). These troops made amphibious landings on the island, since it was a major defense point along the coast. Although it is claimed that many Japanese troops were killed by the saltwater crocs, most (roughly 500 Japanese) were in fact killed while in combat with the West Africans and Indians. Most of the remaining troops were evacuated into the mainland sometime during mid-February. Modern day zoologists and historians have largely dismissed the story as an exaggerated tall tale.
I'll never forget Steve Irwin when he was first starting out getting known and filming his conservation work with crocs, while capturing a croc in the wild ( jumping on its back then the rest of his crew piling on, then taping its jaws closed and roping it ) they thought they had subdued it as they had secured it with the ropes but it somehow snatched Steves arm in its jaws and immediately spun its body into the " Death Roll ". It happened so quickly but Steve instead of trying to free his arm rolled and flipped his body somersaulting in the same direction the croc was rolling all the while with Steves arm in its mouth, until his team could pile onto the croc again to stop its movement. Steve ended up with a broken arm but most of us would've lost our arm, he certainly was something to watch.
I had two idols in this world. Kobe and Steve.
@@timothymoore2966 man this makes me sad
I was on a tour in Europe when Irwin died and there were some Australians on the tour. People of course said they were sorry about it, being nice. The Ausies didn't like him because they said he made them all look backwards to the world. Kind of sad and simple minded. Like everybody thinks Americans wear cowboy hats and ride horses lol.
@@timothymoore2966 Two Betas
@@elitehvm7360 your lame dude move along
"You familiar with the massacre?" "No." "You'll LOVE this!" Lmao what!!??
nature. Stop taking it the wrong way
@@Toxxsicklemons Chill. It just sounded funny. Not taking it any kind of way, guy.
@@ejknight88 He's not your guy, friend.
@@HotRocker lmao
@@HotRocker I ain't your friend, Pal.
I would love to hear Joe talk about The Ghost and The Darkness. They're not crocs but they were a pair of lions that ate a bunch of people in very similar fashion to how they're describing the crocodiles
They briefly discuss that at the end of this clip.
They are toothless and kittens compared to the Champawat Tiger.
@@ChocolateMilk.. Those lions were snatching people from two camps right out of their tents. They weren’t wimps by any stretch.
I’ve been listening to Joe now for about a month. I love his interest in bringing in guests who discuss science, history, and tech. This is so much better than pop culture to me. I still have a hard time wrapping my head around the changes that occur over time….millions and billions etc etc. I mean I have a hard time remembering what I had for breakfast yesterday morning. I am skeptical of the age of the earth and the universe they discuss, but I do find the topics intriguing!
Sadly, this story isn't true, lol. For one thing, he erroneous said that the story took place in World War 1, but the only account from it is from the Battle of Ramree Island, which took place towards the tail end of World War 2 around April of 1945. Japanese troops were retreating along the coast of Burma - modern day Myanmar - from the advancing Commonwealth troops (largely composed of Indian and West African troops). These troops made amphibious landings on the island, since it was a major defense point along the coast. Although it is claimed that many Japanese troops were killed by the saltwater crocs, most were in fact killed while in combat with the West Africans and Indians. Modern day zoologists and historians have largely dismissed the story as an exaggerated tall tale.
I wish that Steve Irwin were alive, you know Joe would have him on frequently.
That would be the best podcast in the world. Fuck that stingray.
Steve Irwin is exhausting to watch, but he knows his stuff. But of an annoying accent be he had bucket loads of animal empathy!
Everyone has an opinion Annoying? Just sounds like you don’t like Australian English lol
@@adamantiumlife9875 Nope wrong, just the accent (kinda thought I said that). People from New Zealand seem to use mostly the same language set, and I don't mind their accents. Just personal preference, we all have them
Everyone has an opinion an accent relates to a specific dialect. Such as there’s American English but people from New York have their own accent. There’s British English but those that live towards the north have their own accent. Same with Australian English... if you don’t like a specific dialect within, alright, but you just don’t like the Australians English at all, as you’ve stated, you prefer New Zealand dialect of that English. And even if you say American, British, Australian and New Zealand have their own dialect of the English language, you STILL don’t like the Australians English as a whole.
Tigers learned to feed on vietcong and us military personnel during vietnam. 8 marines were killed by tigers in vietnam. Dont leave the boat.
"Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right."
Yeah that's good and all but.."Charlie dosent surf'
I'm a Saucier.
@@TommyRibs 😂😂😂great quote.
Jevon Dismuke you’re the dude that don’t know what dude he is
First of that gulp noise Joe rogue made way wild AYOOO and second of all buddy lying through his bearded teeth 🤣🤣🤣
Reminds me of the Far Side comic with two crocs basking on the shore with full bellies and one saying "That was wonderful, no horns, no hooves, just soft and pink."
Guy “Are you familiar with this famous crocodile massacre” Joe “no” Guy “ oh your gunna love this” Me “wtf😮”
Same
A crocodile that been eating humans when it can for 100 years+, so how many humans has it ate over the years?
How did you both know this?
Guy ?
Nice Profile Pic
The first rule of the shark treaty is you don't talk about shark treaty
number two is fish are friends, not food
Here here
Order, order in the shark court, fish are friends not food, case dismissed.
@@arminlee1477 I seem to have misplaced my fish hehe
@@garythesnail7631 Go home Gary, you're drunk.
5:27 great point. Most animals, even those that occasionally kill people, aren’t actively hunting us. Crocodiles absolutely are, and that’s freaking insane.
Polar bears will as well.
Also Polar bears absolutely actively hunt for food. That's all they see us as is a meal
maneating tigers in India actively hunt Humans
So are polar bears if and when humans cross their path, it's probably the last one you'll ever walk on.
Crocs hunt anything near the waters edge that's big enough to chomp on. That's just what they do. To suggest they are consciously deciding to hunt humans gives them too much credit, they aren't that smart.
I'm fascinated by crocodiles and watch any video or clip I can see on them. I can't get over how big they are.
I FUCKEN LOVE IT WHEN THIS GUY IS ON
Uganda Hater most interesting topics when he’s on
I saved the kids life....30 seconds later, I think he lived. Laughing about 1,000 people getting eaten. Yeah he is really great.
@@bowhunter8532 tf outta here you little girl lol
@mc finn Doesn't make it right. Calling someone a child is childish....get over my comment you loser.
@@Calilou52 When it happens to you, I wonder how funny it will be?
Alligator to Crocodile: Man those humans have really evolved Crocodile: Still taste fine.
Lol
Crocodiles are insane. I got stalked by a 4 or 5m Crocodile up in far north queensland. Throwing cast a net for bait Crocodile swa by then unturned and went under our tinny. We went down into the mangroves a fair distance away and guess who popped back up. They stalk and hunt. I'll never forgot that day.
Those who doubt the amount of crocodiles on Ramree Island aren’t realizing how many of these saltwater crocodiles hunted in the surrounding oceans. Once they get big enough, they go into the ocean to hunt. If there were 4,000 Japanese soldiers in the mangrove swamps, the blood, noises, and struggling would have brought these large crocodiles back from the sea to investigate. That’s how that small island could have so many crocodiles at once. Crocodiles routinely swim between these island chains hunting for prey.
It happened just not to the extent that was described by the guest research it yourself and you will see
Joe : "This is a hammer" "They nailed it" *NICE*
knife 💀
They did. A cut above any knife analogy.
@@chuckiebrownbfly straight to the point
@@northbouy2625 😐
Cutting edge humor
I’ll never forget a video I saw of a saltwater crocodile in Australia that made me truly appreciate what kind of creature crocodiles are. This thing was 15-20 ft long and was able to conceal itself perfectly in water no deeper than 3-4 feet. Even sitting there studying the water you could not tell there was a giant, sitting, waiting only a couple yards away from shore ready to attack whatever unfortunate creature that stops in that spot just a little too long. They definitely are a creature nature has seem to perfected for life on our planet.
Here kzhead.info/sun/nrWIZLCXgISLdoE/bejne.html
Out in the bush Aboriginal people throw sticks in first to see where the crocodiles are, they react instantly.
Become of the reptilians perhaps 🤔 😆😆😆
They will live and die and go extinct on this planet and we will evolve into the stars passed this planet!
Moral of the story become a basic ass b**** and you can survive hundreds of years.
Especially Indo-Pacific Saltwater Crocodiles, they actively hunt both humans and ANYTHING in their water.
Been stalked by crocs while fishing at the mouth of the Ord River where it flows into the Cambridge Gulf in the East Kimberley region of north Western Australia. Cunning and stealthy and you do need to keep your mind on the game.....one tried to bulldoze me into the river by crashing through mangroves onto a small beach area I had been fishing on. I had move up the bank out of the strike zone and watched the action. I moved to another place to carry on fishing after that.....
It's very true, crocodiles are much smarter than people think. I remember watching this Australian couple on TV that survived a croc attack while camping, it had waited outside their camp site for days just learning their sleeping patterns so it could wait when they're asleep for an easy meal. The husband lost a leg to it.
Let me guess, they slept at night?
@@SanxBile Lmao
The scariest part about crocodiles is just how perfected yet simplistic their hunting strategy is. Everything needs water so it just waits in the water and when something leans down to drink it bites it’s fucking head of with the strongest jaws on the planet. They’re able to go a year without food so when they set their eyes on something they are tactical and precise.They’re the ultimate ambush predator.
Crocodiles are mostly night hunters, so this makes sense. It wasn’t “learning their sleeping patterns”, it just waited for a good moment 🤣🤣🤣
@@WittyOriginalUsername Mostly night hunters ??? Not here they're not they will eat you anytime of day or night , They are a opportunist hunter meaning they take any opportunities for easy meals . Crocs here have been known to stalk their victims over days and in some cases stalk them for over a week .
“It’s like, this is a hammer. We nailed it” 😂
The hammer analogy is GENIUS.
2:33 “Are you familiar with the Rami MASSACRE?” “No” “You’ll love this” hahahaha
Like Louie CK said, leaving the food chain was the best thing we ever did
We didn’t leave the food chain. We just moved to the top
@@10efranco incorrect. The top of the food chain doesn't have any natural predators
Sim Pudney oh yeah? So who’s on the top according to you ?
I like when he pulled down his pants and said heres my weiner
@@tylerzammuto8423 lol to be fair I think you missed the part where he said "do you wanna see my wiener? really!? ok..."
The ghost and the darkness is an incredible movie
I loved that movie
I’ve never seen it I’m have to watch it
Love the movie and the Jerry Goldsmith soundtrack. The Edge is also a great animal attack movie.
I saw that movie when I was 16, in the theatre, after smoking my first blunt. It was an experience I'll never forget. (I'm 37 now)
I always forget how much I love that movie till I stumble across it. Saw it in theaters as a kid and it was one of those flicks that was a real experiance seeing it on the big screen.
"Like muscles just growing on the beach, pluck em" so accurate it's scary..
Love croc videos I’ve been extremely facinated by them since I was a young kid
I seen forrests podcast with joe like a year ago and have been hoping for a return
Same, the last one was really good
savana rios gay
Crocs learn patterns so if you live near water that has crocs you should change locations constantly as in never go to the same spot twice or two days in a row, they are extremely patient hunters, they will watch your daily pattern and learn it like clock work and wait for the moment your least on guard to strike Had a mate on a fishing trip in the NT he’d get up late every night to take a piss and he’d always go to the back of the boat (just habit I guess) but this one night for some reason he decided to shine a spot light on the water before going, and sure as anything there was a croc just waiting in the water, it had actually watched him for however long learned his pattern and sat and waited for him to go to the back of the boat for his nightly ritual, luckily his spidey scenes tingled and he saw the thing before going to the toilet, they are crazy smart animals
@Steven Stolar Crocs can hurl themselves out of the water with ease. kzhead.info/sun/lrBpnbdtmpqtjJE/bejne.html
Or maybe since this was the first time the guy shined thenwater the croc had been there every night and he didn’t know it. The croc had been getting pissed on every night and didnt care
That's why you don't go in little boats around Crocs you go in a big boat and even better yet a big boat with a really tall overhang and you could piss off that thing if you wanted it's not going to jump 20 ft in the air to get you it doesn't like to work that hard you're safe as long as you're not close to the damn water
Definitely could have grabbed him from a lowered edged boat. Glad he lived to tell the tale
@@notsofast5495 good show 😂😂😂😂
Check out my 'Croc Diaries' playlist - I talk about crocodiles in Australia and speak with locals about their experiences...also, I'm looking for them in the wild. Enjoy! Ps - You can swim in the ocean up in tropical Australia...creeks and rivers are a different story. kzhead.info/channel/PLGCAJ7xkRSWr4xgZBPT6iCbKeRuaNBYXK.html
“Do you have a treaty with sharks?!” Lmaooo
30 minutes ago my friend was telling me about this podcast. I just opened KZhead and it’s one of my suggestions. Someone is listening
4:35 Joe: "It was probably one of the crocodiles that ate the japanese during the massacre" Forrest: "Yep heh heh" *licks lips* Forrest Gallante is one of the reptillians Alex Jones warned us about
Kyle Corbin Lmaoooo
Bruh.... GREAT CATCH 🤣😭
He doesn't blink from 4:41 to 4:51 too 🤣
Actually David Icke did first
My step dad was camping in North Queensland. He went to the shower block, had his shower, opened the shower door and a croc was there waiting for him. He had to climb the door then up onto the roof 🤣
Oh hell no
"We gotta fuck up a buffalo" 🤣🤣 im dead 🤣🤣
I’m sick of the “it’s just a tool” excuse! We need to ban assault reptiles!
I agree
let's nuke em
natanulsiref - you idiot! That’s such a (political party I disagree with) thing to say!
@Kevin B lmao, even funnier are the people that take this brilliant play on assault rifles seriously lol.
We need to assault people that want to ban stuff.
“have you ever seen a crocodile eat a hammer while smoking dmt?” - Joe Rogan
Lmao while on shrooms
Wow, I only had to go down to the ninth comment to find the first homer posting the lame DMT "joke".
YA WANNA HEAR IT FROM THE GREEN ONE TOO THO AND I CANT STOP IT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FORT THO AND I CANT STOP PLAYING IT CUZ YA YA CANT STOP IT AND I CANT STOP IT CUZ UR NOT WASTING MY TIME ON GOOGLE EARTH CUZ ITS NOT EVEN GONNA KILL YA
Ghost in the Darkness...GREAT MOVIE
“Do we have a fucking treaty with sharks?” That is fucking hilarious 😂
I love it Joe doesn’t even respond to the guy saving the kids life he just cares about the hundred year old crocodile
Priorities man, Joe’s got em 😅
"They nailed it" - Perfect critique about the invention of the hammer
“After they get a few meals, not bad!!! Easy to catch!” Hahahah that shit sent me
Read a story where locals living next to a river who liked a daily jog near the river bank were advised to alternate their pattern i.e. time and direction on a daily basis as the crocs were watching, and taking in their movements. It had been known some of the crocs had ambushed the runners if they had kept to a regular pattern.
The best stories ever.... i love it when he is on the show.
the coolest thing to me is that crocs in Australia that were around when croc-shooting was common recognise and avoid guns
No way!
Mory Mory no way is correct. This is completely false, inaccurate, and without any evidence.
@@unskinnedskeleton where's your evidence proving it "completely" false?
Robert Welch He doesn’t need evidence that it is false. I claim crocodiles can do math problems and create paintings. You say it’s not true? Prove it isn’t true. The person making the assertion is the one who has the burden of proof.
@@Rokaize I wouldn't consider your last statement true but I'm really just here to shit on a guy that seemed a little too upset about some guy's innocent assertion of certain crocs recognizing firearms as a threat
That two days most of been hell. A true definition of the word
Crocodile; "I don't often eat humans, but when I do _I prefer to do it in a frenzy!"_ 😂
Joe: "The human brain has grown to like twice the size it was" Also Joe "A 100 year old croc. Wow."
So a 100 year old croc seems pretty normal to you?
100 year old crocodile is impressive he understands the genetics and the smarts that croc has gathered to live to a 100 that's rare
It’s a reptile so I’d say pretty normal. If the habit is flourishing and there aren’t ppl around a croc can live for so long. No other predators really hunt crocs so it doesn’t seem too farfetched
They only live up to 70 years!
@@samuelodhuu5410 Mr. Freshie lived to be an estimated 120-140, not all just die right at 70-75
Louisiana Swamp People: *Laughs In Unintelligible Cajun*
Promiscuous Crab Those are alligators
David Taylor alligators are pussys compared to crocs, they run from humans
@@cringebleach905 He's probably thinking of American crocodiles, whilst your thinking of Salties.
David Taylor alligators are more fierce than crocs? Okay buddy. Alligators only attack when you’re annoying them and they just want to be left alone. Come down to Australia and tell me gators are worse than crocs.
@David Taylor alligators averages 3-4meters long and up to 250kg, saltwater crocs are 5m+ and can weigh up to a 900kg+, and due to their distribution in remote areas, it is common for them to go over 6 meters.
I was nearly a victim of a Croc attack my own fault I knew better than to be going into estuarian waters that are croc habitats to get bait fish on my own my dad was with me at the time but a few hundred metres away and out of site behind some trees. I was throwing a cast net for some bait when a Croc surfaced right in front of me about eight metres away looking right at me, I had not gone into the water to thigh depth to throw it like I normally do I was still standing on solid ground. Even still had it been half that distance closer to me I would of been in big trouble as it was, I turned and ran flat out back to my dad who was fishing high up on some rocks and told him the story he didn't need to tell me of but reminded me about being Blaize around those waters. Anyway, I joined him and sat next to him, and we were just talking.... And about ten minutes later guess who turned up to have a look at us the Croc that had been stalking me we were well out of his reach he hung around for a while probably the reason we didn't catch any fish that day. 🐊🦈🐊🦈Gotta love Australia 😁
natural selection is amazing.
Joe: "Crocodiles are like hammers" Forrest: "Wow! That is genius! Perfect analogy."
Some predatory land mammals learn to fear humans through experience. Some were shot and wounded, others witnessed a killing second-hand. But not crocs and alligators.
Thats because Crocs and alligators are souless and dead inside. They don't feel shit. Especially not fear.
Zachary Roach guess you haven’t seen that guy “dance” with his pet crocodile
Warm blooded animals can think and adapt/learn how to act around other predators or prey. Cold blooded can’t feel any emotions and the honestly only think about their next meal. I’ve also seen videos where they protect their young, through instinct I suppose.
@@johnleary4597 that's probably bullshit, but it does sound true. Lol
Alligators are pussies compared to crocodiles lol
Ghost in the darkness great reference
great stuff!
They need to animate the show and have a croc come on. Joe: What's up freak crocs. He's here finally. Mr.croc. Takin a break from killing things. Mr. Croc: laughs* honored to be here joe. You know, I watch your show all the time. Joe: So, have you ever tried elk meat?
That'd be a trip. I read that stoned and saw this happen.
Unreal. I’ve read about this but the story of the 100 year old croc going after that kid is unreal! And yes- saltwater crocs absolutely target people, there are accounts of salties stalking and killing people camping on beaches where the people didn’t know crocs would be.
2:15 - “they nailed it” pun intended hah
"you'll love this"
forrest is easily my favorite person on the podcast. i could listen to these two talk for days upon end and never get bored
Who is the guest speaker?
@@dominicverdin5724 forrest galante. He’s a biologist why searches for endangered and (wrongfully categorised) extinct animals
Joe “Do you have a treaty with sharks” Rogan
I see what you did there Mr Rohan. This is a hammer, they nailed it🤣
Crocks have a 4 valve heart witch allows them to stop the blood flow to a limb that has been ripped off and prevents them from bleeding out ..... absolutely amazing dinosaur