Taken from JRE #1403 w/Forrest Galante: • Joe Rogan Experience #...
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Joe should get Jeremy Wade from River Monsters on the show !
@zwt78904 жыл бұрын
YES
@willreichl41594 жыл бұрын
Yaaaaas
@slavicdude87314 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck pleaseee. I loved watching river monsters.
@haveldubs4 жыл бұрын
Fuck yes
@roboorb84774 жыл бұрын
bruh yes
@Justin-pu8rf4 жыл бұрын
The creatures of the deep ocean are absolute nightmare fuel.
@kevinhibbard3204 жыл бұрын
Kevin Hibbard it’s also like pitch black like probably the darkest of dark lol
@daevid214 жыл бұрын
@@daevid21 that just compounds it.
@kevinhibbard3204 жыл бұрын
No sunlight penetrates that deep. It would look like you were floating in nothing. Your eyes wouldn't be able to adjust because there is absolutely no light down there
@whiskeyandcigarettes27854 жыл бұрын
Divex wouldn’t have a chance to go that deep you’d drown
@Lospollos244 жыл бұрын
Try Subnautica.
@TheFreshPeddler4 жыл бұрын
I have been a professional oilfield diver since the mid 70's and I have seen some things. I have also heard some bizzar stories... the ocean holds many surprises for us.
@Berkcam2 жыл бұрын
what have you seen? :0
@iameternalsunshine2 жыл бұрын
@@iameternalsunshine a completely snow white dolphin A large manta ray bitten in half by a hammerhead shark. North Atlantic waves that dwarf an aircraft carrier.
@Berkcam2 жыл бұрын
@@Berkcam can confirm on the waves. Been a commercial scalloper for 12 years now. You realize how small you are when you look out off the stern and see a 30+' coming at you. Gotta love those long rolling waves though, they make for the best sleep
@NotOnDrugs2 жыл бұрын
@@Berkcam amazing man I love that’s their is a whole life out there we don’t even know about or think about
@fybdrilltime31662 жыл бұрын
@@Berkcam That went from neat, to horrifying, to 'I'm never getting on a boat again'.
@ninjaswordtothehead2 жыл бұрын
Remember when Nat Geo used to actually be educational and instead of dumb reality shows, they had actual nature docs?
@dannygreen5477 Жыл бұрын
Yeah! And free state-of-the-art maps in three to five issues each year! Good times...
@fredbaumann3360 Жыл бұрын
Yes, and when MTV used to air nothing but actual music videos all day and night long.
@86GT11 Жыл бұрын
No. No one watched it back then. Whether you like it or not Sasquatch hunters get WAY more viewers than actual science 😕
@richardtherichard26 Жыл бұрын
Oil rig manager: Go adjust that camera Worker: Ok Oil rig manager one hour later: Where you goin? Worker: I quit
@219garry4 жыл бұрын
"You're gonna need a bigger rig O_O"
@stiimuli4 жыл бұрын
Yeah im taking the helicopter fuck the boat
@flux_time4 жыл бұрын
Y'all are hilarious lol
@kelkahn94374 жыл бұрын
Gee. Ur an idiot, not a comedian
@ramtrucks7214 жыл бұрын
@@ramtrucks721 "Gee. Ur an idiot, not a comedian" - 2020 Scholar of the Year Award Recipient
@StradaleF4304 жыл бұрын
Does it bug anyone else that they don’t stream Jamie’s computer the entire time they are reacting to something?
@carsonsivils80584 жыл бұрын
Yes it bugs me too
@bobgagit79814 жыл бұрын
It’s probably for copyright shit, youtube is so touchy about third party websites/videos
@nicksund14694 жыл бұрын
Forrest Mcgee we covered that, thanks for the input tho
@nicksund14694 жыл бұрын
It might be due to copyright infringement
@Burgerklauer4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but like someone already said, it gets his video pulled for copyright. I watch another guy and he was walking down the street Had to run by because there was music playing, he didn’t want to get his video in trouble with KZhead.
@johncamp76794 жыл бұрын
"there's a buddy of mine who's a giant squid..."
@tommythecat49613 жыл бұрын
What does your pfp mean
@Finn.McGuinness3 жыл бұрын
@@Finn.McGuinness does pfp stand for profile picture? Because if it does it's strange when you think about it, no word begins with f... Anyway, it's a mixture between the star of David and the anarchist symbol, it's used mostly by anarchist Jews or Israelis. Personally I think it looks cool. No need to ask you what your pfp is, I'm a big fan of Monsters Inc! Stay safe my friend
@tommythecat49613 жыл бұрын
swear there should be way more folks chatting more an more about these topics like its general discussions good work
@Dethian6662 жыл бұрын
Joe is the kind of guy that shows you a video, and then starts asking you questions about it.
@anan074 жыл бұрын
He reminds me of the dude that you work with at any job that talks to you non stop about random stuff while working if he can and especially in the break area/room. You want to avoid him but at the same he talks about so many random things you kind of want to see what he says next.
@Hughesburner4 жыл бұрын
@@Hughesburner that guy makes the day go by faster and he's amazing 😂
@parkerjeans57774 жыл бұрын
And if you are wrong he looks it up and scolds you.
@oparei87254 жыл бұрын
lamename some days they make the day fly by, other days listening to them is just painful
@Mom-yg1rt4 жыл бұрын
😂
@daytona47344 жыл бұрын
Joe rogan is the uncle who spends too much time on the internet😂
@fljayy27174 жыл бұрын
Except he's not a right winger who would believe everything. He just believes like 85% of stuff.
@THEHamBot14 жыл бұрын
@@THEHamBot1 damn someone's salty their impeachment isn't working out for them 😂😂😂
@Kyle172064 жыл бұрын
@@THEHamBot1 the right side and left side both have extremists. Let's get rid of this whole "only the right side is wrong" and vice versa. Extremists are all idiots who can't think for themselves.
@HaplessOne4 жыл бұрын
TragicBlessings thank you
@sanesc25434 жыл бұрын
@@Kyle17206 I'm not a Democrat. How moronic do you have to be in order to think I am on ANY side of the impeachment debate solely off my one comment?
@THEHamBot14 жыл бұрын
Squid: Joe: This reminds me of my last DMT trip
@xwinglover2 жыл бұрын
I'm 12 seconds in and Joe reminded me of the good old days of Discovery channel and TLC when it was actually educational and not BS reality shows
@jonathanryan29153 жыл бұрын
It's been terrible for multiple decades.
@Unavailable6692 ай бұрын
Joe: “what’re those.. legs? What do you call those things?” Forrest: “Tentacles..” Joe: “Yeah, those legs are so long. Whoaaaa.”
@berkleystevens29164 жыл бұрын
Joe “I smoke a lot of weed” Rogan
@TheSuperCoolMan1224 жыл бұрын
Onfroi found the square
@Cavsfan024 жыл бұрын
Joystick Junky Lmao 😂😂😂
@team3gaming7494 жыл бұрын
He gets forrests attention by asking a dumb sounding question Then he gets him to ACTUALLY LOOK at what clearly looks like legs instead of trying to teach joe the word tentacles... Jokes on all of you lol
@narekhart98624 жыл бұрын
Ocean: Tentacles* #lameass "Forest" 🤦🏿♂️😂😂😂😂
@delonjones59794 жыл бұрын
7000ft deep camera: can see squid in perfect detail with 0 light Supermarket CCTV: has anybody seen this man -_-
@ProGamingKieran4 жыл бұрын
“You get what you pay for.”
@jordanlewis43083 жыл бұрын
7000 ft.is really deep. There are far deeper places in the ocean but that's pretty deep. I have dove to 150 ft and that was as deep as I care to go.
@jimbobaggans15643 жыл бұрын
It's a matter of storage space. We had a cctv camera and we had to erase all footage more than 2 months old with crap quality. Could be a similar problem you know.
@StarShadow90093 жыл бұрын
Gautham StarShadow again, you get what you pay for. You could buy an NVR (recording device) with many many Terabytes of storage space. You can then record multiple (usually as many as 32 per NVR) high-definition cameras, and offload the stored videos onto external hard drives. The cctv you worked with was Cheapo garbage, as are most security camera systems
@jordanlewis43083 жыл бұрын
That underwater camera is also far more expensive than the blurry supermarket camera.
@eitkoml3 жыл бұрын
“It’s a 100 feet! It’s huge!” “Is it that big? Am I making that up?” 🤣😂🤣
@truthhurts35242 жыл бұрын
All I wanted was to see the giant squid 😆
@depop21 Жыл бұрын
…you mean the er, 100 feet one? 😂
@Nobody-cw4wm Жыл бұрын
What if this was just some lost kid of some angry Kaiju
@JesiAsh Жыл бұрын
That's not a squid, somebody got a video of chthulu man.😱
@random3263827 Жыл бұрын
Is it just me or is Joe looking more and more like Shrek
@manesk29004 жыл бұрын
Just you stop smoking crack
@fbsg19234 жыл бұрын
Its just you
@Tristan-jt3id4 жыл бұрын
It's not just you lol
@lp49694 жыл бұрын
Is it me or is he getting dumber and dumber.
@BM-is5ei4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, if Shrek did DMT
@jerrybrown64604 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in a parallel universe, A joe rogan octopus is having an interview in the ocean internet talking about how weird the surface is Lol
@adolphgracius99963 жыл бұрын
Thats some Rick and Morty shit haha
@user-tz8ze3tp7m3 жыл бұрын
“I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THAT WEIRD ALIEN MONKEY THING! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!”
@willhall7963 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever tried seaweed DMT?"
@Miimu52103 жыл бұрын
@Whitehoof Or platypus, I mean what the f is that thing?
@CasperFiles19693 жыл бұрын
Octopus. "So get this, there's this weird, freaky like dude on dry land, I think his name is Joe Rogan or some shit. Jimmy, do you got a picture? He sticks these weeds in his mouth, then lights them on fire! Is that some freaky shit, or what?"
@podunkcitizen25623 жыл бұрын
About 10 years ago was working for an oil company in the GoM. We captured video of an eel like animal that was really strange. The head looked like it had a duck bill on it and the body had transparent sections to it. The animal was about 10 feet in length. I submitted video to LSU and the people there had never seen anything like it. This was in about 3100 feet of water.
@Tableaux152 жыл бұрын
Ever find out what it was?
@roisin332 жыл бұрын
@@roisin33 No.
@Tableaux152 жыл бұрын
@Abrar hahahaha
@DeviIGundam2 жыл бұрын
That sounds like an oarfish.
@thequixoticangler33642 жыл бұрын
@Abrar No, a Shrillary fish.
@donlebo68242 жыл бұрын
I love how he keeps saying "they're made out of jelly" like I keep imagining this giant kraken made of Smucker's floating about in the ocean depths.
@shooby94963 жыл бұрын
Giant Squid, "Joe Rogan, such a strange-strange human."
@ElonMuckX4 жыл бұрын
Hey now your an all star get your game on get paid
@mason3vze7404 жыл бұрын
"If you were walking around on land and saw him, you would shit your pants"
@21StaticXXSaint134 жыл бұрын
I mean he literally says strange animal. Nice try there edgy eric.
@vinniehill44 жыл бұрын
“What would you call those dangling from it?” Tentacles joe. Tentacles😂
@nxxonee4 жыл бұрын
Vinnie hill ikr lol wtf
@sam-cs7ne4 жыл бұрын
The Magnapinna squid. It's not so scary when it's actually swimming, just when it's t-posing
@ispilloil4 жыл бұрын
Looks alot like the organic exo-suits of the aliens from the old Independence Day movie.
@TexasHollowEarth4 жыл бұрын
@@TexasHollowEarth yeah, it kinda does lol
@ispilloil4 жыл бұрын
Rusty Shackleford damn you’re right
@mw52134 жыл бұрын
T-hosing
@InTheLifeOfAnArtist4 жыл бұрын
T-girls have tentacles
@accradata4 жыл бұрын
A friend of mine was a helicopter repairman on an Aircraft Carrier in the 70's and told me that a nuclear sub that was in their fleet on an exercise came up from the depths reporting an engagement with a sea creature that left visible suction marks around the hull of the sub that were visible on its deck. The marks were in a 3 pattern triangulated configuration similar to Octopus and each suction cup mark was the size of a 55 gallon barrels diameter. Imagine that and then the size of the tentacles that would have room for that pattern to fit and then the creature they were connected to.
@speedskater19472 жыл бұрын
@@hazard3483 You would have to ask him and I haven't seen him for 50 years. Even as a serious skeptic one would not come up with an alternate potential so ludicrous.
@speedskater1947 Жыл бұрын
There is a story of a German U-boat U-28 that was stranded and got captured off the Irish coast in ww2 by a British navy ship. The men on the U boat were frantic to get on board the Brits ship and to safety and when the Caption of the U boat and many of the crew were interrogated they said the uboat had been attacked by some large squid or octums and it did physically damage the boat leaving them unable to dive and it even ripped off there deck gun and the handrails were all mangled as well.
@johnjames5712 Жыл бұрын
Suction marks on a metal hull? Maybe they ran into something else cause no way a giant squid would be able to do that
@stevenha5344 Жыл бұрын
Your friend was exaggerating (as everyone does so who cares ) it was a cookie cutter shark only thing I can’t think of remotely capable of doing that considering there are stories of subs coming up with them still connected
@neonice6137 Жыл бұрын
BOLLOCKS
@lefthandlee10 ай бұрын
Joe is so open minded and wears his emotions on his sleeve which is great
@claudiamarlow52653 жыл бұрын
And he looks like he smells good
@teresahardy58952 жыл бұрын
He's not afraid of looking stupid. He just likes to learn.
@markmcelroy18722 жыл бұрын
Joe is so sweet when he talks about creatures. He’s like a big kid.
@tamaraspink42014 жыл бұрын
Then he goes and shoots them.
@robertwilson38664 жыл бұрын
@@robertwilson3866 yeah he just goes and shoots fucking giant squids and krakens
@TooEagerr4 жыл бұрын
Not a thing wrong with humans hunting for food!
@MilitantMountaineer4 жыл бұрын
@Chris Jones Why is it bad when animals kill humans then? That's just nature doing it's thing too. But if my dog eats your kid, I know my dog will be getting shot for reconnecting with it's primal nature.
@robertwilson38664 жыл бұрын
@Chris Jones That sounds fair enough. inferior beings should always be made to suffer for their weakness. 100 million animals were shot dead in US last year. The way I see it - we can grow more. This is shocking : 39,000 people in the US were hunted and killed with guns last year. But why are hunters able to kill more people in one year than terrorists have managed in 100 years??
@robertwilson38664 жыл бұрын
Joe: "the legs were 100 feet long, bro!" Website: "...total size up to 26 feet..." Joe: "or more, or more..."
@michor104 жыл бұрын
😂
@1Flyingfist4 жыл бұрын
Vulnerable ego
@lamolambda83494 жыл бұрын
To be fair in that picture it does look alot bigger than 26 feet lol.
@chrisarbour4 жыл бұрын
MickHornbak hahaha sums up Joe
@axkevin4 жыл бұрын
Lol to be fair he did question himself as soon as he said it.
@MrCalrichy4 жыл бұрын
My biggest fear is being stuck in the middle of ocean or lake just me floating in the middle of nowhere with no boat or anything.
@zoobieloobie36463 жыл бұрын
Even in a raft. Ocean is scary
@quintontew25663 жыл бұрын
And havin one of those tentacles wrap round ya neck. 😳
@cue18063 жыл бұрын
Add a starving great whiteshark to that
@user-pt8fg8ix1c3 жыл бұрын
@@quintontew2566 I’d prefer the raft but still. The ocean is terrifying. Imagine being stuck in the deep sea in a submarine that lost power.
@Easymoneysniper53 жыл бұрын
You have opposable thumbs the best trait on land vs fins the best trait for water. Show them whats better
@KelpyG.3 жыл бұрын
I hope Joe gets more people like him on the podcast, those are the most fun to watch episodes.
@alluvialedaempfer9623 жыл бұрын
The more I watch Joe Rogan, the more I realize how much weed he actually smokes.
@krazus20363 жыл бұрын
Literally. He was talking so much half shit on this clip.
@patmaloney57353 жыл бұрын
yeah but in the way that you get fascinated about almost everything and u pickup like random facts (and some false ones ofcourse)
@zwazas3 жыл бұрын
@@patmaloney5735 a hundred foot jelly creature
@depressionslayer3 жыл бұрын
Watch and learn brother
@adamthomas75423 жыл бұрын
@A B naw he smokes a lot
@zyncra39653 жыл бұрын
Joe “ It’s 100 feet. Wait how big is it” Rogan
@thomasbaxter47654 жыл бұрын
“Am i making that up?”
@onealdavis82674 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@swerks1974 жыл бұрын
Funny asf
@swerks1974 жыл бұрын
Bruce Jenner no a bit longer than that 1m is 3.33 feet, so roughly 40ft
@Dell-ol6hb4 жыл бұрын
Bruce Jenner no dude I was agreeing with you lol sorry if I made it seem like I was saying 40ft is 100ft
@Dell-ol6hb4 жыл бұрын
Lmao I love Joe Rogan “Jaime pull up crazy alien squid thing”
@clickytheblicky989510 ай бұрын
“Jamie pull up crazy alien looking squid” classic Joe
@anthonyashby42029 ай бұрын
Imagine being in a 30' boat, crossing the ocean, and a 100' colossal squid shows up on the surface. Even a 30' oar fish, or a blue whale. Those encounters are the basis of the legendary sea monsters
@dustyroads57534 жыл бұрын
@Picolas Cage I would stand still and not make a peep........anything that can eat me most obviously follow Trex rules.
@NWBwana4 жыл бұрын
@Picolas Cage National Geographic claims a documented 59 ft one. Scientists generally accept that they can grow much larger though, based on sucker ring scar size found on sperm whale skin. Humboltd squid are a better "sea monster" even. They are much smaller (maybe 6-10ft at most), but they hunt in packs of up to 200 individuals, can swim 20km/h, glow bright red when agitated (actually glow - luminescence), hunt near the surface at night, and if you fall off your boat they will grab you and drag you down to the depths ... and maybe eat you after you die .. .who knows. Scary tho ... especially if you are fishing at night in a small boat ...
@WaspMedia3D4 жыл бұрын
@@WaspMedia3D fucking glow in the dark velociraptors of the sea!!!!
@NWBwana4 жыл бұрын
Dusty Roads - space nearly goes in forever ? Imagine the monsters in oceans in other plants
@PreciousMetalinvest4 жыл бұрын
Finally someone with common sense!
@spawnkeeper9994 жыл бұрын
Joe: "Am I making that up?" *looks at jamie*
@brycedupps87194 жыл бұрын
I'm fücked up Jamie too scared to reply , in case Joe puts him In the choke coffin at the bottom of the bayou again ....
@zensempai73714 жыл бұрын
Joe is just like everyone who watches his show this is the exact type of stuff I would ask this guy if I got to hang out with him just to know what an expert thinks if it’s the same thing I think it’s so cool
@VikingHill832 жыл бұрын
My brother built a home & retired in Baja Sur, Mexico right on the shore of the Sea of Cortez. I spent a few months there every year. In Santa Rosalia north of Mulege there was a fleet of squid boats. During the Humbolt Squid run many of the local were employed by the fleet as deck hands. Every season at least a couple of guys would fall overboard. The boats didn't even attempt rescue because there was not enough left of the poor flucker after only a minute or two. Once while I was there they did bring in a shoe with the deck hands foot still in it. Humbolt Squid can grow to be the size of a man. When a hundred of these suckers attack at the same time, ya might as well throw yourself into a meat grinder.
@nerblebun2 жыл бұрын
Awesome story! Thanks!
@marciahansen96942 жыл бұрын
“we just don’t have the fossil evidence because they’re all made out of jelly” lol
@peterclose32514 жыл бұрын
I mean, he’s right. It’s incredibly rare for a fossil to form. It must be under very precise conditions. And he said how it wasn’t an actual fossil of the cups, but fossilized imprint in soil.
@roems63964 жыл бұрын
Peter Close man I read that as he said it haha whuhhhhhhh 🧐
@letrface_85964 жыл бұрын
Letter One legit me too
@lyrengutierrez91364 жыл бұрын
Joe “im never getting glasses” Rogan
@usedconn414 жыл бұрын
@@PlzPr3sspl4y stop hating
@mr.makedonija26274 жыл бұрын
@@PlzPr3sspl4y i do. Lol
@mr.makedonija26274 жыл бұрын
Really beyond a joke at this point. Seriously Joe, get some glasses, your squinting so hard I'm getting a headache.
@benwilkins78374 жыл бұрын
joe, I look at the documentaries as I did when I was young it's something to take your mind off whatever out in that world at the moment and it really worked cuz sure still fascinates people
@kenkenobi1610 Жыл бұрын
"reality is often more frightening than fiction" - somebody probably at one point
@provonic91873 жыл бұрын
Jamie casually pulling up the the size scale of Sauron
@UndeadFangtooth4 жыл бұрын
UndeadFangtooth haha I wondered what that 3000ft building was
@mindrealminsights65174 жыл бұрын
Barad Dur, Sauron is they guy who lives on top of it
@jamofbob7154 жыл бұрын
UndeadFangtooth yeah i was like, eait is that fucking barad dur???
@mattias25764 жыл бұрын
😂
@metalworker874 жыл бұрын
What's even more crazy Jellyfish are immortal and glow.
@TampaTec3 жыл бұрын
Not immortal. They can only be killed. Very similar tho.
@mr.meaner47103 жыл бұрын
581k subs and only 5 likes? This one will probably blow up.
@kreyzgr51673 жыл бұрын
Removes a jellyfish from the sea. *moral kombat voice* FAaaaaa-TAaaa-Lity!
@STONEDay3 жыл бұрын
Verrückter Leon it was posted 4 days ago on a video from 7 months ago
@Ryan-vi5mz3 жыл бұрын
They're stupid as fuk though always washed up on beach dying. So not really
@simondoutre62253 жыл бұрын
This dude Galanty has such a friendly face lol. He looks so kind and just really excited about animals lol
@atuck51222 жыл бұрын
So since they are jelly, imagine there were some A LOT bigger than giant squid and we'll never know cause they don't fossilize.
@AlexisVega-xi5yq2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if a Japanese spider crab fell from your ceiling onto your chest while you were lying down
@TheAlienGangster4 жыл бұрын
Borsalino Kizaru that made me laugh really hard for some reason
@youcanquoteme24 жыл бұрын
I’d probably shit my pants but I can clean them out while I get the crab boil going
@saerudayo4 жыл бұрын
No
@BrekkaJones244 жыл бұрын
I’d be happy that’s a free meal
@Blackowl444 жыл бұрын
During a fap session
@bean70394 жыл бұрын
Joel Roggnan: "whoaaa!! damn! holy shit! wow! look at that thing! how does it DO that?! what the hell?!" Editor: *never cuts to Jamie's computer* Audience: (ง’̀-‘́)ง
@999a0s4 жыл бұрын
Ritch Joey Rogaine*
@999a0s4 жыл бұрын
Jamie is the editor though.
@TheMcal99094 жыл бұрын
Joel Roanoke
@Codoft3 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan*
@idisrxspect65843 жыл бұрын
Roadhouse Joan Roman
@Codoft3 жыл бұрын
You’re preaching the choir 😅 and Joe’s like wtf
@truebolt2 жыл бұрын
0:32 Ha! You should see cuttlefish... their wacky as hell (and quite cool, cute, occasionally pretty creepy and intelligent)
@onebilliontacos34053 жыл бұрын
"What are you?" "I'm you on too much DMT" -Squid to Joe
@romdog18184 жыл бұрын
Bruh has anyone else noticed the Joey Diaz on the tree every intro
@SomeBoredVato4 жыл бұрын
Never noticed that 😂
@POLANIMANN4 жыл бұрын
Brooooo
@shannoncarlton92274 жыл бұрын
Holy shit wtf how have i never seen that
@imaginti2594 жыл бұрын
OH SHITTTTTT
@davidec.40214 жыл бұрын
No! I'm going back to look lol good eyes
@blunt0matic4 жыл бұрын
The Galante guy gets most of the general information he mentions right, but every so often, he misses like at 7:35 in the video. The squid & octopus won't be waving their arms around b/c they can't lift their arms vertically out of the water like we can since they lack a structure of cartilage or bone to do so. They can advance their arms by rolling them along like tank treads though and up surfaces with the suction.
@nomdeplume9483 Жыл бұрын
No one will probably see this, but anybody notice at 2:22 Forrest eyes roll back in his head. It was really weird. I love when he’s on, he’s so cool.
@bmom3191 Жыл бұрын
Joe “let’s film ourselves reacting to off screen monitors” Rogan
@georgehenry763 жыл бұрын
And whatever we don't don't use the term life forms.
@bill29533 жыл бұрын
There's something called copyrights, cant show everything or his shit will get pulled
@masterduda0133 жыл бұрын
Because it's his show lol, and they are seeing it. We can't because of copyright laws. It is what it is
@masterduda0133 жыл бұрын
@@georgehenry76 true, that must be why no one listens... Oh wait.
@JohnSmith-im8qt3 жыл бұрын
John Smith bro....I was making a joke. Most people can recognize that.
@georgehenry763 жыл бұрын
*How to laugh without emotion* 3:04
@TimeGallon4 жыл бұрын
lol that was pretty funny man
@ServingUpSarcasm4 жыл бұрын
Haha
@mimsc29144 жыл бұрын
This tickled me
@marc97094 жыл бұрын
Joe was like wtf is that laugh 😂😂
@cristalbaltazar86694 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@jkephart46244 жыл бұрын
Joe: @0:45 "Woah this is strange. Such a strange strange animal..." Squid looking at diver: "Woah this is strange. Such a strange strange animal..."
@Lt.WalterTull3 жыл бұрын
I watched a nature documentary and apparently all the individual creatures they found re the alien octopus have all so far been what the scentists class as juevenile. So imagine how huge the adult parents will be.
@LouLou100002 жыл бұрын
nobody: asian people: i would eat that
@mat56374 жыл бұрын
Or let's make porn out of it
@donjuanpasion86074 жыл бұрын
Squid does taste good
@CaptainSeaDog_4 жыл бұрын
@The Khool Guy yes and yes
@ubcroel40224 жыл бұрын
Yall niggas racist 😹
@specialopp3334 жыл бұрын
Good on em🤣 squid taste good asf they put the world on to weird sea food shit
@EM924014 жыл бұрын
the aliens we worry about invading from space are actually just evolving in our oceans; patiently waiting for their time.
@jakeriffle67194 жыл бұрын
That’s some sci-fi shit my guy
@justinguerrero89414 жыл бұрын
That’s why we are so eager to colonise Mars.
@karakas99054 жыл бұрын
Jake Riffle are you one of them
@andrewyuuuuts4 жыл бұрын
Evolution is a scam
@xdmobb17x174 жыл бұрын
Freaky man
@BarcelonaBlitzer4 жыл бұрын
“That’s a lot of calamari” “yea it is”. “Calamari is good”.. omg I was dying
@bostonnate40243 жыл бұрын
In medieval days and afterwords, they drew sea monsters based off stories from the sailors. These sea monsters undoubtedly attacked ships and even sank some of them. I could see a giant squid grappling a ship and using its beak to gnaw through wooden planks.
@jamescobrien3 жыл бұрын
I call it "Oil Rig Squid"
@sanandreasX4 жыл бұрын
The Squid calls it Daddy.
@edledskal91474 жыл бұрын
Flying spaghetti monster
@smont43354 жыл бұрын
New update on Rust
@k0oLwHiP4 жыл бұрын
@@smont4335 *swimming spaghetti monster
@guerrerojeancarlo4 жыл бұрын
Forgot the Joe at the front and Rogan at the end to complete the joke lol
@marketinganddesignessentia65004 жыл бұрын
Joe “such a strange, strange animal” Rogan
@eamonshields27544 жыл бұрын
Eamon Shields 100 foot tentacles 🦑 rogan
@NavaDownSouth4 жыл бұрын
@eamon This shit's getting old.
@legionman24414 жыл бұрын
What even is this joke ? Couldn’t be less funny and it’s literally on every single video. Just something hes said in the video in between his first and last name, stupidest shit ever
@S0DAo4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahhaaha
@seanlanier50774 жыл бұрын
I read this AS he said it... My head's all fucked up.
@hashtastic35374 жыл бұрын
I used to love wildlife documentaries and never missed them-especially the David Attenborough ones but there was always the message that the creatures shown were in mortal danger because of habitat destruction and pollution, etc. and I found them immensely depressing. I can't watch them at all now which is sad but I did become a Vegetarian and do contribute to wildlife preservation bodies whenever I can.
@analogopithecus96302 жыл бұрын
truly the best guest that’s ever been on jre
@advancedwarfare32043 жыл бұрын
Jamie got caught looking at how big the Sauron’s tower is
@AHOLEtv4 жыл бұрын
AHOLEtv that’s funny as shit. He was zooming past all the squid shit 😂😂
@adam126714 жыл бұрын
came here to say this lol, so that's what Jamie does at work all day lol
@jessclark20824 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@JackieHotGirl4 жыл бұрын
@@JackieHotGirl you cant just watch the video 😂🤦🏽♂️
@platinumbrick64 жыл бұрын
@@JackieHotGirl 6:40
@jessclark20824 жыл бұрын
Joe *looking at one of the rarest animals on earth, possibly a alien from another planet* Also Joe: *CaLaMaRi iS gOOd*
@sivrahc4 жыл бұрын
"possibly an alien from another planet" Most definitely not, been watching conspiracy videos huh?
@TheB0sss4 жыл бұрын
@@TheB0sss it was a joke
@sivrahc4 жыл бұрын
Pr0style wow, so intelligent and prestigious, well done
@rileyward6744 жыл бұрын
@@TheB0sss dummies are the best when they think they being smart...
@anarkisskywalker79904 жыл бұрын
This is so fascinating, have more of these chit chats…❤️
@kathleendestefano5577 Жыл бұрын
“There’s always a bigger fish” -Master Qui-Gon Jinn.
@mr.coffee52203 жыл бұрын
Tiny alien life forms got attached to space shuttles and were scattered into the ocean when the shuttle came back down. Thus “THE SQUID” *X-files theme song plays*
@RyderGroveSt4 жыл бұрын
Fuck you you fuck
@updod884 жыл бұрын
Up Dod You’re really very bad at this.
@negativeindustrial4 жыл бұрын
6:45 jamie shows Sauron’s tower compared to real life structures
@braydenmelville9913 жыл бұрын
Lmao. How did I miss that. So random.
@requestcontainsinvalidargu1853 жыл бұрын
lmao Jamie was probably just browsing and streamed his screen
@cataclisma38463 жыл бұрын
Lol to be fair it did look like a giant sea creature comparison, but once he zoomed in and saw saurons tower he was just like OOpS
@michaelmathews41033 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@starwarsstuff80983 жыл бұрын
Goat
@MFCimmerian3 жыл бұрын
I’ve worked this rig. It’s a Shell rig with H&P as the drilling/completion company
@two2theface4083 жыл бұрын
In an Alternate Universe: A squid owns a podcast and their discussing about discovery of a Joe Rogan.
@hloniphizwemthembu81433 жыл бұрын
Facts facts
@juanafaded37373 жыл бұрын
That could happen in this universe too, I think he’s the weirdest of those two
@andersbuchjeppesen54933 жыл бұрын
3:21 ... you're welcome
@marshmilo86414 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah yeah
@BananaRadiation4 жыл бұрын
"I bet that squid has tried DMT, have you tried DMT?"
@Teblers4 жыл бұрын
Congrats. Your unoriginal, unfunny over used DMT comment got 30 likes. Enjoy your status.👍
@taliesinmemmott91584 жыл бұрын
Teblers these dmt things really get old
@dannnyboyyyyy78774 жыл бұрын
Jokes aside, they probably experience a side of consciousness that no psychedelic has emulated yet
@Shadowmaxim4 жыл бұрын
It’s comments like this that make people think that joe only talks about DMT. These comments are so annoying.
@jeremydraper7334 жыл бұрын
Please stop this mate.
@MrJackandEmily4 жыл бұрын
“look up crazy alien looking squid”😭😭😭
@NexyKun9 ай бұрын
“Hey Jamie pull up that ‘Alien Squid Discovered Near Oil Rig” lmfao Joe is so funny
@chknrsandTBBTROX732 жыл бұрын
nobody: Japansese people: LeT's MaKe PoRn OuT oF iT
@lipslide1013 жыл бұрын
This never would've happened if the westerners just let them draw regular uncensored dicks 😂
@sourpuss59513 жыл бұрын
Rule 34.
@AJDaniels52983 жыл бұрын
Look what you've done 'Merica.
@6oLsh0i6o0z33 жыл бұрын
🤪
@heyryanisonx31413 жыл бұрын
It’s called “hentai” and it’s art...
@ibtgb23 жыл бұрын
Old sailing ships didn't make any loud engine noises (obviously), I've heard theories that perhaps giant squids DID attack old sailing vessels, mistaking them for whales from below. Wouldn't that be insane!?!?
@Sketch1ish4 жыл бұрын
Maybe that’s where the origin of the kraken came from. One massive squid just being a dick to a bunch of ships.
@MrAplied4 жыл бұрын
Not insane.
@samuellujan75254 жыл бұрын
From my understanding, the truly large squid literally can't survive the surface of the ocean. The pressure is too little. So the only way they can come up is if they are dead or dying.
@D.H.10824 жыл бұрын
Bruh that makes perfect sense
@Ghostrider420474 жыл бұрын
kzhead.info/sun/iLNsZa6GnF-maKs/bejne.html
@lilkeyshawn67382 жыл бұрын
Has Jamie ever been a guest on Joe’s show? That would be pretty cool, he seems like a true professional. Reminds me of the dude that’s says “Whoopsies!” and pops out of the corner in old Mortal Kombat games. You rarely hear or see him but when you do it’s like Nice! 😅🙏😝
@JustinKayce Жыл бұрын
"Pull up... Crazy Looking alien squid" was the most underrated line 💯
@dudemcdoodle9994 Жыл бұрын
6:35 the scientist that made that figure is badass comparing the pyramids, the Eiffel tower, and then Sauron's tower lol.
@What-go8ng4 жыл бұрын
Raaa - I never realised how big Sauron’s tower was!
@willmosse36844 жыл бұрын
Jamie pull up “weird alien squid crab legs oil rig”
@agroumoutis4 жыл бұрын
this works
@smickles4 жыл бұрын
Andy Bailey yeah alexa ain’t got no A in physics
@howardhavardramberg71604 жыл бұрын
He really was just politely asking for his dab rig. XD
@trippsmclovin4 жыл бұрын
Håvard Ramberg lmao nice one
@kaseyrolow4 жыл бұрын
Drake Sorrento LMAO!!
@sebastiangarcia55734 жыл бұрын
The worst fact is that every of those squids that humans caught we're not even adults, just some weeks old, so imagine how big an adult is, the longer it is the weirder it looks, we don't even know how they mate so we basically could only believe this mystery will be soon found after some decades considering most of them live 1900m under the water...
@andreeanotfunny86782 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a squid and have joe call you a weird weird animal 🤣
@zacharybanks75302 жыл бұрын
Joe: "Do you know about DMT? I wonder if Squid like DMT. Jaime pull up DMT artwork for me."
@digitalskill4 жыл бұрын
I love when Joe get in his "when a 16 year gets high for the first time and everything in the world is amazing" bag
@theshirecrier-3104 жыл бұрын
Tyson weed
@ichoozjc4 жыл бұрын
The Shire Crier - underrated comment.
@avthateck4 жыл бұрын
imagine your just a squid chillin in the depths of the ocean, but then you see a floating box and now evolved apes are calling you a massive freak
@youraveragecanofbeans893710 ай бұрын
6:45 He zooms in to see what that big structure is only to find out its mordor lol.
@Icureditwithmybrain2 жыл бұрын
Google needs a "Joe Rogan search history engine" for everyone to try and see what he was oggling
@privateperson2994 жыл бұрын
Yo please though. Never be bored again
@shyarusu77554 жыл бұрын
oggling
@jamoyky14 жыл бұрын
jamoygali oggling
@ZageDefault4 жыл бұрын
@Private Person THATS IS A BILLION DOLLAR 💵 IDEA 💡 Rooggle
@chrisdelagarza80484 жыл бұрын
How to convince a guest to do DMT
@dimfuturefilms90704 жыл бұрын
"So about this legendary cracken" -Joe Rogan
@gavinnason49864 жыл бұрын
Gavin Nason kraken bro kraken
@ryanjohnson12654 жыл бұрын
"Eyy whats cracken" - doey jiaz
@leinadanilom73024 жыл бұрын
@@ryanjohnson1265 you know i was debating that with myself and now I couldnt be more disappointed in myself
@gavinnason49864 жыл бұрын
"Whoa! This is so weird!" As we get to look at Rogan's shiny chrome-dome. Yes Joe, it is.
@seanjones24563 жыл бұрын
Joe is always so introspective when he is stoned and he is stoned constantly
@jasonbates26872 жыл бұрын
Damnit Ozymandias
@parapickle4 жыл бұрын
Joe get Cthulhu on the podcast!
@lordsirtony4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@PhilthCollinz4 жыл бұрын
That looks like my grandma
@Rfccfctml4 жыл бұрын
Plague Bearer LMAOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂
@woof70464 жыл бұрын
Deuce thumbs down it’s funny
@woof70464 жыл бұрын
Deuce Deus Vult
@in-n-outburger27294 жыл бұрын
So that's why I'm hard.
@stonecold65214 жыл бұрын
Then what do your parents (and you) look like?
@TheAlienGangster4 жыл бұрын
In Portugal we have a very well preserved one with 27 feet, you can find it in Vasco da Gama aquarium.
@warhawk94PT Жыл бұрын
This guy is probably my second favorite guest of all time
@mangopod24172 жыл бұрын
"is the ocean a richer source of biodiversity than Earth" - Stoned Cold Joe Rogan
@zmau72194 жыл бұрын
I read this as he happened to say all that. You were too easy on him lol
@ssheeessh4 жыл бұрын
Joe “ do you think squids are just octopi that did dmt” Rogan
@andrewcox63144 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine just sitting there smoking weed with Joe Rogan and he goes do you want to see a picture of a massive freak squid 😂 like what
@alexx_windycitychi558 Жыл бұрын
Love the girls voice introducing the title. Her voice kinda shakes as she says Rogan. The Joe Rohhhogan Experience.
Joe should get Jeremy Wade from River Monsters on the show !
YES
Yaaaaas
Holy fuck pleaseee. I loved watching river monsters.
Fuck yes
bruh yes
The creatures of the deep ocean are absolute nightmare fuel.
Kevin Hibbard it’s also like pitch black like probably the darkest of dark lol
@@daevid21 that just compounds it.
No sunlight penetrates that deep. It would look like you were floating in nothing. Your eyes wouldn't be able to adjust because there is absolutely no light down there
Divex wouldn’t have a chance to go that deep you’d drown
Try Subnautica.
I have been a professional oilfield diver since the mid 70's and I have seen some things. I have also heard some bizzar stories... the ocean holds many surprises for us.
what have you seen? :0
@@iameternalsunshine a completely snow white dolphin A large manta ray bitten in half by a hammerhead shark. North Atlantic waves that dwarf an aircraft carrier.
@@Berkcam can confirm on the waves. Been a commercial scalloper for 12 years now. You realize how small you are when you look out off the stern and see a 30+' coming at you. Gotta love those long rolling waves though, they make for the best sleep
@@Berkcam amazing man I love that’s their is a whole life out there we don’t even know about or think about
@@Berkcam That went from neat, to horrifying, to 'I'm never getting on a boat again'.
Remember when Nat Geo used to actually be educational and instead of dumb reality shows, they had actual nature docs?
Yeah! And free state-of-the-art maps in three to five issues each year! Good times...
Yes, and when MTV used to air nothing but actual music videos all day and night long.
No. No one watched it back then. Whether you like it or not Sasquatch hunters get WAY more viewers than actual science 😕
Oil rig manager: Go adjust that camera Worker: Ok Oil rig manager one hour later: Where you goin? Worker: I quit
"You're gonna need a bigger rig O_O"
Yeah im taking the helicopter fuck the boat
Y'all are hilarious lol
Gee. Ur an idiot, not a comedian
@@ramtrucks721 "Gee. Ur an idiot, not a comedian" - 2020 Scholar of the Year Award Recipient
Does it bug anyone else that they don’t stream Jamie’s computer the entire time they are reacting to something?
Yes it bugs me too
It’s probably for copyright shit, youtube is so touchy about third party websites/videos
Forrest Mcgee we covered that, thanks for the input tho
It might be due to copyright infringement
Yeah, but like someone already said, it gets his video pulled for copyright. I watch another guy and he was walking down the street Had to run by because there was music playing, he didn’t want to get his video in trouble with KZhead.
"there's a buddy of mine who's a giant squid..."
What does your pfp mean
@@Finn.McGuinness does pfp stand for profile picture? Because if it does it's strange when you think about it, no word begins with f... Anyway, it's a mixture between the star of David and the anarchist symbol, it's used mostly by anarchist Jews or Israelis. Personally I think it looks cool. No need to ask you what your pfp is, I'm a big fan of Monsters Inc! Stay safe my friend
swear there should be way more folks chatting more an more about these topics like its general discussions good work
Joe is the kind of guy that shows you a video, and then starts asking you questions about it.
He reminds me of the dude that you work with at any job that talks to you non stop about random stuff while working if he can and especially in the break area/room. You want to avoid him but at the same he talks about so many random things you kind of want to see what he says next.
@@Hughesburner that guy makes the day go by faster and he's amazing 😂
And if you are wrong he looks it up and scolds you.
lamename some days they make the day fly by, other days listening to them is just painful
😂
Joe rogan is the uncle who spends too much time on the internet😂
Except he's not a right winger who would believe everything. He just believes like 85% of stuff.
@@THEHamBot1 damn someone's salty their impeachment isn't working out for them 😂😂😂
@@THEHamBot1 the right side and left side both have extremists. Let's get rid of this whole "only the right side is wrong" and vice versa. Extremists are all idiots who can't think for themselves.
TragicBlessings thank you
@@Kyle17206 I'm not a Democrat. How moronic do you have to be in order to think I am on ANY side of the impeachment debate solely off my one comment?
Squid: Joe: This reminds me of my last DMT trip
I'm 12 seconds in and Joe reminded me of the good old days of Discovery channel and TLC when it was actually educational and not BS reality shows
It's been terrible for multiple decades.
Joe: “what’re those.. legs? What do you call those things?” Forrest: “Tentacles..” Joe: “Yeah, those legs are so long. Whoaaaa.”
Joe “I smoke a lot of weed” Rogan
Onfroi found the square
Joystick Junky Lmao 😂😂😂
He gets forrests attention by asking a dumb sounding question Then he gets him to ACTUALLY LOOK at what clearly looks like legs instead of trying to teach joe the word tentacles... Jokes on all of you lol
Ocean: Tentacles* #lameass "Forest" 🤦🏿♂️😂😂😂😂
7000ft deep camera: can see squid in perfect detail with 0 light Supermarket CCTV: has anybody seen this man -_-
“You get what you pay for.”
7000 ft.is really deep. There are far deeper places in the ocean but that's pretty deep. I have dove to 150 ft and that was as deep as I care to go.
It's a matter of storage space. We had a cctv camera and we had to erase all footage more than 2 months old with crap quality. Could be a similar problem you know.
Gautham StarShadow again, you get what you pay for. You could buy an NVR (recording device) with many many Terabytes of storage space. You can then record multiple (usually as many as 32 per NVR) high-definition cameras, and offload the stored videos onto external hard drives. The cctv you worked with was Cheapo garbage, as are most security camera systems
That underwater camera is also far more expensive than the blurry supermarket camera.
“It’s a 100 feet! It’s huge!” “Is it that big? Am I making that up?” 🤣😂🤣
All I wanted was to see the giant squid 😆
…you mean the er, 100 feet one? 😂
What if this was just some lost kid of some angry Kaiju
That's not a squid, somebody got a video of chthulu man.😱
Is it just me or is Joe looking more and more like Shrek
Just you stop smoking crack
Its just you
It's not just you lol
Is it me or is he getting dumber and dumber.
Yeah, if Shrek did DMT
Meanwhile in a parallel universe, A joe rogan octopus is having an interview in the ocean internet talking about how weird the surface is Lol
Thats some Rick and Morty shit haha
“I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THAT WEIRD ALIEN MONKEY THING! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!”
"Have you ever tried seaweed DMT?"
@Whitehoof Or platypus, I mean what the f is that thing?
Octopus. "So get this, there's this weird, freaky like dude on dry land, I think his name is Joe Rogan or some shit. Jimmy, do you got a picture? He sticks these weeds in his mouth, then lights them on fire! Is that some freaky shit, or what?"
About 10 years ago was working for an oil company in the GoM. We captured video of an eel like animal that was really strange. The head looked like it had a duck bill on it and the body had transparent sections to it. The animal was about 10 feet in length. I submitted video to LSU and the people there had never seen anything like it. This was in about 3100 feet of water.
Ever find out what it was?
@@roisin33 No.
@Abrar hahahaha
That sounds like an oarfish.
@Abrar No, a Shrillary fish.
I love how he keeps saying "they're made out of jelly" like I keep imagining this giant kraken made of Smucker's floating about in the ocean depths.
Giant Squid, "Joe Rogan, such a strange-strange human."
Hey now your an all star get your game on get paid
"If you were walking around on land and saw him, you would shit your pants"
I mean he literally says strange animal. Nice try there edgy eric.
“What would you call those dangling from it?” Tentacles joe. Tentacles😂
Vinnie hill ikr lol wtf
The Magnapinna squid. It's not so scary when it's actually swimming, just when it's t-posing
Looks alot like the organic exo-suits of the aliens from the old Independence Day movie.
@@TexasHollowEarth yeah, it kinda does lol
Rusty Shackleford damn you’re right
T-hosing
T-girls have tentacles
A friend of mine was a helicopter repairman on an Aircraft Carrier in the 70's and told me that a nuclear sub that was in their fleet on an exercise came up from the depths reporting an engagement with a sea creature that left visible suction marks around the hull of the sub that were visible on its deck. The marks were in a 3 pattern triangulated configuration similar to Octopus and each suction cup mark was the size of a 55 gallon barrels diameter. Imagine that and then the size of the tentacles that would have room for that pattern to fit and then the creature they were connected to.
@@hazard3483 You would have to ask him and I haven't seen him for 50 years. Even as a serious skeptic one would not come up with an alternate potential so ludicrous.
There is a story of a German U-boat U-28 that was stranded and got captured off the Irish coast in ww2 by a British navy ship. The men on the U boat were frantic to get on board the Brits ship and to safety and when the Caption of the U boat and many of the crew were interrogated they said the uboat had been attacked by some large squid or octums and it did physically damage the boat leaving them unable to dive and it even ripped off there deck gun and the handrails were all mangled as well.
Suction marks on a metal hull? Maybe they ran into something else cause no way a giant squid would be able to do that
Your friend was exaggerating (as everyone does so who cares ) it was a cookie cutter shark only thing I can’t think of remotely capable of doing that considering there are stories of subs coming up with them still connected
BOLLOCKS
Joe is so open minded and wears his emotions on his sleeve which is great
And he looks like he smells good
He's not afraid of looking stupid. He just likes to learn.
Joe is so sweet when he talks about creatures. He’s like a big kid.
Then he goes and shoots them.
@@robertwilson3866 yeah he just goes and shoots fucking giant squids and krakens
Not a thing wrong with humans hunting for food!
@Chris Jones Why is it bad when animals kill humans then? That's just nature doing it's thing too. But if my dog eats your kid, I know my dog will be getting shot for reconnecting with it's primal nature.
@Chris Jones That sounds fair enough. inferior beings should always be made to suffer for their weakness. 100 million animals were shot dead in US last year. The way I see it - we can grow more. This is shocking : 39,000 people in the US were hunted and killed with guns last year. But why are hunters able to kill more people in one year than terrorists have managed in 100 years??
Joe: "the legs were 100 feet long, bro!" Website: "...total size up to 26 feet..." Joe: "or more, or more..."
😂
Vulnerable ego
To be fair in that picture it does look alot bigger than 26 feet lol.
MickHornbak hahaha sums up Joe
Lol to be fair he did question himself as soon as he said it.
My biggest fear is being stuck in the middle of ocean or lake just me floating in the middle of nowhere with no boat or anything.
Even in a raft. Ocean is scary
And havin one of those tentacles wrap round ya neck. 😳
Add a starving great whiteshark to that
@@quintontew2566 I’d prefer the raft but still. The ocean is terrifying. Imagine being stuck in the deep sea in a submarine that lost power.
You have opposable thumbs the best trait on land vs fins the best trait for water. Show them whats better
I hope Joe gets more people like him on the podcast, those are the most fun to watch episodes.
The more I watch Joe Rogan, the more I realize how much weed he actually smokes.
Literally. He was talking so much half shit on this clip.
yeah but in the way that you get fascinated about almost everything and u pickup like random facts (and some false ones ofcourse)
@@patmaloney5735 a hundred foot jelly creature
Watch and learn brother
@A B naw he smokes a lot
Joe “ It’s 100 feet. Wait how big is it” Rogan
“Am i making that up?”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Funny asf
Bruce Jenner no a bit longer than that 1m is 3.33 feet, so roughly 40ft
Bruce Jenner no dude I was agreeing with you lol sorry if I made it seem like I was saying 40ft is 100ft
Lmao I love Joe Rogan “Jaime pull up crazy alien squid thing”
“Jamie pull up crazy alien looking squid” classic Joe
Imagine being in a 30' boat, crossing the ocean, and a 100' colossal squid shows up on the surface. Even a 30' oar fish, or a blue whale. Those encounters are the basis of the legendary sea monsters
@Picolas Cage I would stand still and not make a peep........anything that can eat me most obviously follow Trex rules.
@Picolas Cage National Geographic claims a documented 59 ft one. Scientists generally accept that they can grow much larger though, based on sucker ring scar size found on sperm whale skin. Humboltd squid are a better "sea monster" even. They are much smaller (maybe 6-10ft at most), but they hunt in packs of up to 200 individuals, can swim 20km/h, glow bright red when agitated (actually glow - luminescence), hunt near the surface at night, and if you fall off your boat they will grab you and drag you down to the depths ... and maybe eat you after you die .. .who knows. Scary tho ... especially if you are fishing at night in a small boat ...
@@WaspMedia3D fucking glow in the dark velociraptors of the sea!!!!
Dusty Roads - space nearly goes in forever ? Imagine the monsters in oceans in other plants
Finally someone with common sense!
Joe: "Am I making that up?" *looks at jamie*
I'm fücked up Jamie too scared to reply , in case Joe puts him In the choke coffin at the bottom of the bayou again ....
Joe is just like everyone who watches his show this is the exact type of stuff I would ask this guy if I got to hang out with him just to know what an expert thinks if it’s the same thing I think it’s so cool
My brother built a home & retired in Baja Sur, Mexico right on the shore of the Sea of Cortez. I spent a few months there every year. In Santa Rosalia north of Mulege there was a fleet of squid boats. During the Humbolt Squid run many of the local were employed by the fleet as deck hands. Every season at least a couple of guys would fall overboard. The boats didn't even attempt rescue because there was not enough left of the poor flucker after only a minute or two. Once while I was there they did bring in a shoe with the deck hands foot still in it. Humbolt Squid can grow to be the size of a man. When a hundred of these suckers attack at the same time, ya might as well throw yourself into a meat grinder.
Awesome story! Thanks!
“we just don’t have the fossil evidence because they’re all made out of jelly” lol
I mean, he’s right. It’s incredibly rare for a fossil to form. It must be under very precise conditions. And he said how it wasn’t an actual fossil of the cups, but fossilized imprint in soil.
Peter Close man I read that as he said it haha whuhhhhhhh 🧐
Letter One legit me too
Joe “im never getting glasses” Rogan
@@PlzPr3sspl4y stop hating
@@PlzPr3sspl4y i do. Lol
Really beyond a joke at this point. Seriously Joe, get some glasses, your squinting so hard I'm getting a headache.
joe, I look at the documentaries as I did when I was young it's something to take your mind off whatever out in that world at the moment and it really worked cuz sure still fascinates people
"reality is often more frightening than fiction" - somebody probably at one point
Jamie casually pulling up the the size scale of Sauron
UndeadFangtooth haha I wondered what that 3000ft building was
Barad Dur, Sauron is they guy who lives on top of it
UndeadFangtooth yeah i was like, eait is that fucking barad dur???
😂
What's even more crazy Jellyfish are immortal and glow.
Not immortal. They can only be killed. Very similar tho.
581k subs and only 5 likes? This one will probably blow up.
Removes a jellyfish from the sea. *moral kombat voice* FAaaaaa-TAaaa-Lity!
Verrückter Leon it was posted 4 days ago on a video from 7 months ago
They're stupid as fuk though always washed up on beach dying. So not really
This dude Galanty has such a friendly face lol. He looks so kind and just really excited about animals lol
So since they are jelly, imagine there were some A LOT bigger than giant squid and we'll never know cause they don't fossilize.
Imagine if a Japanese spider crab fell from your ceiling onto your chest while you were lying down
Borsalino Kizaru that made me laugh really hard for some reason
I’d probably shit my pants but I can clean them out while I get the crab boil going
No
I’d be happy that’s a free meal
During a fap session
Joel Roggnan: "whoaaa!! damn! holy shit! wow! look at that thing! how does it DO that?! what the hell?!" Editor: *never cuts to Jamie's computer* Audience: (ง’̀-‘́)ง
Ritch Joey Rogaine*
Jamie is the editor though.
Joel Roanoke
Joe Rogan*
Roadhouse Joan Roman
You’re preaching the choir 😅 and Joe’s like wtf
0:32 Ha! You should see cuttlefish... their wacky as hell (and quite cool, cute, occasionally pretty creepy and intelligent)
"What are you?" "I'm you on too much DMT" -Squid to Joe
Bruh has anyone else noticed the Joey Diaz on the tree every intro
Never noticed that 😂
Brooooo
Holy shit wtf how have i never seen that
OH SHITTTTTT
No! I'm going back to look lol good eyes
The Galante guy gets most of the general information he mentions right, but every so often, he misses like at 7:35 in the video. The squid & octopus won't be waving their arms around b/c they can't lift their arms vertically out of the water like we can since they lack a structure of cartilage or bone to do so. They can advance their arms by rolling them along like tank treads though and up surfaces with the suction.
No one will probably see this, but anybody notice at 2:22 Forrest eyes roll back in his head. It was really weird. I love when he’s on, he’s so cool.
Joe “let’s film ourselves reacting to off screen monitors” Rogan
And whatever we don't don't use the term life forms.
There's something called copyrights, cant show everything or his shit will get pulled
Because it's his show lol, and they are seeing it. We can't because of copyright laws. It is what it is
@@georgehenry76 true, that must be why no one listens... Oh wait.
John Smith bro....I was making a joke. Most people can recognize that.
*How to laugh without emotion* 3:04
lol that was pretty funny man
Haha
This tickled me
Joe was like wtf is that laugh 😂😂
Lmao
Joe: @0:45 "Woah this is strange. Such a strange strange animal..." Squid looking at diver: "Woah this is strange. Such a strange strange animal..."
I watched a nature documentary and apparently all the individual creatures they found re the alien octopus have all so far been what the scentists class as juevenile. So imagine how huge the adult parents will be.
nobody: asian people: i would eat that
Or let's make porn out of it
Squid does taste good
@The Khool Guy yes and yes
Yall niggas racist 😹
Good on em🤣 squid taste good asf they put the world on to weird sea food shit
the aliens we worry about invading from space are actually just evolving in our oceans; patiently waiting for their time.
That’s some sci-fi shit my guy
That’s why we are so eager to colonise Mars.
Jake Riffle are you one of them
Evolution is a scam
Freaky man
“That’s a lot of calamari” “yea it is”. “Calamari is good”.. omg I was dying
In medieval days and afterwords, they drew sea monsters based off stories from the sailors. These sea monsters undoubtedly attacked ships and even sank some of them. I could see a giant squid grappling a ship and using its beak to gnaw through wooden planks.
I call it "Oil Rig Squid"
The Squid calls it Daddy.
Flying spaghetti monster
New update on Rust
@@smont4335 *swimming spaghetti monster
Forgot the Joe at the front and Rogan at the end to complete the joke lol
Joe “such a strange, strange animal” Rogan
Eamon Shields 100 foot tentacles 🦑 rogan
@eamon This shit's getting old.
What even is this joke ? Couldn’t be less funny and it’s literally on every single video. Just something hes said in the video in between his first and last name, stupidest shit ever
Hahahahhaaha
I read this AS he said it... My head's all fucked up.
I used to love wildlife documentaries and never missed them-especially the David Attenborough ones but there was always the message that the creatures shown were in mortal danger because of habitat destruction and pollution, etc. and I found them immensely depressing. I can't watch them at all now which is sad but I did become a Vegetarian and do contribute to wildlife preservation bodies whenever I can.
truly the best guest that’s ever been on jre
Jamie got caught looking at how big the Sauron’s tower is
AHOLEtv that’s funny as shit. He was zooming past all the squid shit 😂😂
came here to say this lol, so that's what Jamie does at work all day lol
Timestamp?
@@JackieHotGirl you cant just watch the video 😂🤦🏽♂️
@@JackieHotGirl 6:40
Joe *looking at one of the rarest animals on earth, possibly a alien from another planet* Also Joe: *CaLaMaRi iS gOOd*
"possibly an alien from another planet" Most definitely not, been watching conspiracy videos huh?
@@TheB0sss it was a joke
Pr0style wow, so intelligent and prestigious, well done
@@TheB0sss dummies are the best when they think they being smart...
This is so fascinating, have more of these chit chats…❤️
“There’s always a bigger fish” -Master Qui-Gon Jinn.
Tiny alien life forms got attached to space shuttles and were scattered into the ocean when the shuttle came back down. Thus “THE SQUID” *X-files theme song plays*
Fuck you you fuck
Up Dod You’re really very bad at this.
6:45 jamie shows Sauron’s tower compared to real life structures
Lmao. How did I miss that. So random.
lmao Jamie was probably just browsing and streamed his screen
Lol to be fair it did look like a giant sea creature comparison, but once he zoomed in and saw saurons tower he was just like OOpS
Lmaooo
Goat
I’ve worked this rig. It’s a Shell rig with H&P as the drilling/completion company
In an Alternate Universe: A squid owns a podcast and their discussing about discovery of a Joe Rogan.
Facts facts
That could happen in this universe too, I think he’s the weirdest of those two
3:21 ... you're welcome
Oh yeah yeah
"I bet that squid has tried DMT, have you tried DMT?"
Congrats. Your unoriginal, unfunny over used DMT comment got 30 likes. Enjoy your status.👍
Teblers these dmt things really get old
Jokes aside, they probably experience a side of consciousness that no psychedelic has emulated yet
It’s comments like this that make people think that joe only talks about DMT. These comments are so annoying.
Please stop this mate.
“look up crazy alien looking squid”😭😭😭
“Hey Jamie pull up that ‘Alien Squid Discovered Near Oil Rig” lmfao Joe is so funny
nobody: Japansese people: LeT's MaKe PoRn OuT oF iT
This never would've happened if the westerners just let them draw regular uncensored dicks 😂
Rule 34.
Look what you've done 'Merica.
🤪
It’s called “hentai” and it’s art...
Old sailing ships didn't make any loud engine noises (obviously), I've heard theories that perhaps giant squids DID attack old sailing vessels, mistaking them for whales from below. Wouldn't that be insane!?!?
Maybe that’s where the origin of the kraken came from. One massive squid just being a dick to a bunch of ships.
Not insane.
From my understanding, the truly large squid literally can't survive the surface of the ocean. The pressure is too little. So the only way they can come up is if they are dead or dying.
Bruh that makes perfect sense
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Has Jamie ever been a guest on Joe’s show? That would be pretty cool, he seems like a true professional. Reminds me of the dude that’s says “Whoopsies!” and pops out of the corner in old Mortal Kombat games. You rarely hear or see him but when you do it’s like Nice! 😅🙏😝
"Pull up... Crazy Looking alien squid" was the most underrated line 💯
6:35 the scientist that made that figure is badass comparing the pyramids, the Eiffel tower, and then Sauron's tower lol.
Raaa - I never realised how big Sauron’s tower was!
Jamie pull up “weird alien squid crab legs oil rig”
this works
Andy Bailey yeah alexa ain’t got no A in physics
He really was just politely asking for his dab rig. XD
Håvard Ramberg lmao nice one
Drake Sorrento LMAO!!
The worst fact is that every of those squids that humans caught we're not even adults, just some weeks old, so imagine how big an adult is, the longer it is the weirder it looks, we don't even know how they mate so we basically could only believe this mystery will be soon found after some decades considering most of them live 1900m under the water...
Imagine being a squid and have joe call you a weird weird animal 🤣
Joe: "Do you know about DMT? I wonder if Squid like DMT. Jaime pull up DMT artwork for me."
I love when Joe get in his "when a 16 year gets high for the first time and everything in the world is amazing" bag
Tyson weed
The Shire Crier - underrated comment.
imagine your just a squid chillin in the depths of the ocean, but then you see a floating box and now evolved apes are calling you a massive freak
6:45 He zooms in to see what that big structure is only to find out its mordor lol.
Google needs a "Joe Rogan search history engine" for everyone to try and see what he was oggling
Yo please though. Never be bored again
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jamoygali oggling
@Private Person THATS IS A BILLION DOLLAR 💵 IDEA 💡 Rooggle
How to convince a guest to do DMT
"So about this legendary cracken" -Joe Rogan
Gavin Nason kraken bro kraken
"Eyy whats cracken" - doey jiaz
@@ryanjohnson1265 you know i was debating that with myself and now I couldnt be more disappointed in myself
"Whoa! This is so weird!" As we get to look at Rogan's shiny chrome-dome. Yes Joe, it is.
Joe is always so introspective when he is stoned and he is stoned constantly
Damnit Ozymandias
Joe get Cthulhu on the podcast!
🤣🤣🤣
That looks like my grandma
Plague Bearer LMAOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂
Deuce thumbs down it’s funny
Deuce Deus Vult
So that's why I'm hard.
Then what do your parents (and you) look like?
In Portugal we have a very well preserved one with 27 feet, you can find it in Vasco da Gama aquarium.
This guy is probably my second favorite guest of all time
"is the ocean a richer source of biodiversity than Earth" - Stoned Cold Joe Rogan
I read this as he happened to say all that. You were too easy on him lol
Joe “ do you think squids are just octopi that did dmt” Rogan
Can you imagine just sitting there smoking weed with Joe Rogan and he goes do you want to see a picture of a massive freak squid 😂 like what
Love the girls voice introducing the title. Her voice kinda shakes as she says Rogan. The Joe Rohhhogan Experience.