The Lizard Tier List
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Yo that Gerudo Valley theme for the Gila Monster was Genius
Can you do a crab or crustacean tier list
It's pretty awesome to have witnessed TierZoo level up so many times from a mere KZhead starter build to branching out to other meta platforms.
im coming
Lizard: * Gains the autotomy ability * TierZoo: “My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.”
yeah, i feel it is more viable than he is letting on,
@@markwackerman5593 of course it’s viable, or else it wouldn’t be so widespread. Tierzoo seems to think that a lot of the time the only traits worthwhile are those that improve fighting ability, and animals that can’t fight well suck, even if they’re actually great survivors. He says that autonomy is stupid because you lose your weapon, but in most cases if the lizards didn’t lose their tails when attacked they’d just straight up die then and there. Better to lose your weapon than die completely.
@@scunge2667 true that. But now you're defenseless, have a lower max hp and a agility debuff. You'll die regardless.
@@redacted5937 So why not choose the option that lets you live longer and have a higher chance at reproduction?
Honestly, the worst part about his comparison is the whole "max HP" thing. A lizard dropping it's tail affects it's *resistances*, making it more vulnerable to diseases, and having a less energy stores. It won't make the lizard weaker in a fight. ...Well, okay, no. That's just the worst unintuitive part. Obviously the actual worst is that he talks about an objectively positive trait as if it's a negative.
Tierzoo: "That lizard is A tier." That lizard: *Gains autotomy* Tierzoo: "I meant to say B tier."
oof
I feel like he shouldn't rate it highly but i mean if you aren't a tank class you don't need your HP as much so a skill which makes it less likely to hit 0 in exchange for HP seems solid.
Tegu: _sweats nervously_
more like retains autonomy from pre-lizard ancestors.
@@scaledjames98 Exactly, TierZoo didn't really do his research on the Tegus. Tegus rarely drop their tail after reaching maturity/high bulk, and instead drop more during youth where it only takes around 2 months to regrow; it is easily the difference between an early death or not, especially when they're not strong enough to use tails as a weapon. Plus they can control how much of the tail to drop, making them immediately better than lizards like the iguanas where its all at once. This is important in the sub-tropical areas most tegus live, where potential predators for a young tegu are far more diverse than what a terrestrial monitor might encounter in an arid environment. For most of these lists, he doesn't seem to realize that negative traits are eventually bred out, and stick around for a reason...
The devs really looked at the Komodo dragon and thought “yeah that’s fine”
The Komodo is nothing when compared to it's larger extinct Australian relative-Varanus priscus, it could reach over 6 meters in length, wich is more than twice as long as the biggest Komodos ever, sad that they went extinct 40.000 years ago.
@@eybaza6018 yeah megalanias would be broken in the current meta
@@ErdemTipix They would be ideal in dealing with the invasive pig,horse,camel and water buffalo players in Australia as well as finally challenging the Dingo as Australia's top tier.
Not really, like most of the huge animals of the Ige Age, anything that huge and dangerous would become priority number one for human players.
@@BetaJackMaxis They'd likely be limited to national pars or wilder areas anyway,with similar precautions as with bears in case of an ecounter.
Imagine if Komodo's could bury themselves in the desert's sand to gain enough heat and spit out literal fire.
Imagine if the Basilisks could learn dark magic and actually kill people that see them
I heard that feature was available during the Middle Age version a few years ago, but got banned a while back after the dragon class started bugging the game.
@@gravityx3 Dragon class was never added to the game, this was confirmed by the devs, they are just myths that player base created. So I doubt this feature even existed.
@@Nonexistility Super popular fanon! I think people want them just because they're so unbelievably versatile.
immagine the basilisk grows 20 meters long
*Basilisk* Cons: _-overspecialized_ _-ability leaves it open to almost every attack_ Pros: _-cool name_ _-is _*_sick_*
*jesus
it can also walk on water like jesus
Also named as the Jesus Christ lizard because just like JC Himself it can concentrate their chakra on their feet so they can run in water.
@@h.p.lovecraftscat8476 Jesus is a Shinobi? No wonder
Its name means small crown I believe. Because of the small like crown on its head.
Let’s be real, the Komodo dragon is one of the only animals alive today worthy of Ridley’s theme.
The true Earth lizard heavy weight
Those mf's are real life Zeta Metroids.
Of course it's been designated as a fucking Dragon.
Nah man the Gila Monster is more powerful. LOOK AT THOSE STRIPES!
Nah Komodo's bigger so it has a durability advantage
Overlooked features: Iguanas have pretty devastating bites. Tegu can raise their body temperature during breeding season, allowing them to be active while other builds still need to bask. They also have a very strong bite and can run pretty fast. Geckos - some of them can not only shed their tail but also their skin, making grappling attacks much harder to land. Also some gecko species spec heavily in the 'cute' factor, forcing human players to keep them as pets which not only protects them from other pvp players but also results in a good and steady supply of xp. Monitors not only can run and breath at the same time, their circulatory system has some pretty unique features in their heart resulting in a much better seperation between veinous and arterial blood which means better endurance. They also have a pretty high intelligence for lizards which results in some of them being able to make use of human players as protectors and xp delivery persons - like geckos.
Geckos should go a little bit higher if only because they come in such a huge variety. While many geckos spec into the climbing ability (like my beloved crestie), others (like beloved AFT gecko) spec into ground dwelling/desert survival specs. This gives geckos a huge range to live in.
Legends of a very smart gecko have surfaced, saying that he runs an insurance company, and pretends to be an animated lizard used in its marketing. I think there's more to lizards than we realie
Using Ridley's theme was perfect for the Komodo dragon.
"The only thing they fear is you" "rules of nature" or "nightmare king" would also work
One Lizard player actually has high intelligence, I heard he used it to make Facebook
I've heard that he came from another server tho, I think he came from the Mars Server? Not sure if it's true.
i hear in some forums that is biuld only devs can play becuz how unbalanced they are
Your profile picture and this comment are both glorious; you have amazing taste
I heard that another huge player is rumored to have be a bot. The devs haven’t confirmed or denied anything yet so it’s up in the air
@@stephaniedillard5769 why do you hate that KZheadr like bruh
Basilisk: >Can walk on two legs >Featherless Diogenes:
Don't even have to pluck the feathers.
Man
You know I'm thinking about it, and it's hilarious even with the updated minimal definition of man derived from that: " a featherless biped with flat nails" A PANGOLIN could still be counted as a man. I mean they do move bipedal quite a lot and at least on their feet they have flat nails so yeah we need to give pangolins human rights if you ask these people.
So mark zuck's species is specifically basilisk?
@@Sara3346 I mean they didn't really know pangolins, basilisks or any of the other bipedal species besides birds and humans existed, which is why Plato proposed that definition in the first place. Diogenes made fun of him because that was an extremely approximated definition and Plato must've been a real smartass about it
Komodo Dragons are my favorite creatures of all time, so imagine how happy this list makes me. 🙂
Mine too. They're very fascinating creatures.
My dad went to komodo island
@@Plentblurber I hope he's ok. 😐
Same
@@Plentblurberlucky I love komodo dragons.
Lizard: Loses it's tail TierZoo: YOU HAVE GENUINELY ANGERED ME!
You forgot the gecko's most OP ability: saving you 15% or more on car insurance
Lol overpowered
mobility plus 100, intelligence + 50
I know, that easily makes it better than humans but he forget it
XD
Also just being adorable and amazing in every way
Here's an idea: "ancestors" should be called "beta testers"
@@ztomoe drink your pills, grandpa
@@ztomoe XD?
@@ztomoe I think this guy had a stroke
so among us gaming Twitter among us epic lol epic gaming on among us Twitter lol epic moment among us lol among twitter
A game that would have been way better if multiplayer co-op based
The Yoshi sound when the geko was eating made laugh so much, loved it
One other positive about the chameleon's colour change is that they can also use it for thermoregulation, becoming darker to absorb more heat and light to reflect more of it.
Chameleon: *specs into absurd stealth abilities* Also Chameleon: * E M O T E *
lol
I have to vote someone off for a week or so no one minute to start the game lol I just saw a message on my Facebook and I was literally talking about the whole thing lol I was just letting you know I didn’t want you guys wanna wanna come with me to the game I think it’s a little more than that a lot of fun lol lol yeah yeah you know what you do for me lol lol yeah yeah you can do that I just saw a lot and I saw that I saw a little red brown and yellow orange brown brown lol I was literally a black white white black white pink brown white brown pink pink brown brown white black
@@johnnygraham3118 What on earth did I just read?
True nature shitposter
@@johnnygraham3118 That’s fucked up man. I’m sorry that happened to you
TierZoo is the definition of quality over quantity
and ahoy
ikr
kind of like how gordon ramsay's restaurant is quality over quantity
Facts
True
I think a tier list on all the reptile classes together would be fun.
That's like idk crocodile tier z and caiman tier s
Mhm
Including dragons.
@@StarLordX448 yes!
@@virtuosoewed s? You mean f
Learned about the Komodo dragon in 4th grade. I loved it since. Nice to see him get some deserved attention and fear.
Geckos also have the ability convince humans to switch car insurances.
Im gonna Report this
you stand on top of the human tier list my friend.
Where is your moustache?
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Iguana: upgrade Tegu: upgrade Komodo dragon: perfection.
What do you expected from dragon, of course they are perfect
idk man, lacks wings
It's a Pokemon Line.
@@ericolens3 they don't have wings but can still fly, so I guess you could say that they aren't perfect because they can't fly A fun fact is that here in Brazil we have a saying called "Don't give wings to snakes" (which basically means to not make something worse than it is or to not help bad people) because of the idea that snakes are overpowered already and if they could fly they'd be too much
@@arthurheine5631 remember there's a certain feathered snake that got tipsy from alcohol and ended up getting kicked from the heaven
What I love about this channel is it breaks down animals in to something I understand this is what schools should be doing to help kids learn. Mostteachers wont take ncreative liberties to teach and it means kids don’t listen or care
I wish I discovered this channel earlier. Combines two things I adored when I was younger, animals and videogames, into something unique, informative and highly entertaining. Great stuff.
Your cute
Me sittiing at my desk with my bearded dragon frank sinatra: It's ok buddy- you're a god tier in my heart
Same
Agree
Nice name!
@@cameroooon42 fax
It gets a bonus as a companion type
Is there anyone else that thinks that this whole “evolution as a video game” concept would actually make a really cool/fun video game?
@@user-pb9yp6ql7u I wish spore had a better animal stage :/ You move to 3 nests and you’re done.
@@call911pls8 holy shit I thought you were me lmao
We already got "Ancestors: The Humankind Odyssey". Who's to say we won't come up with games just like that, but with different species?
@@user-pb9yp6ql7u What's this Spore, did it come before the 90's? I'm only familiar with SimLife.
Yes
10:00 The way this clip comes on just as he's done saying camouflage is perfect
I like the small sound effects. Makes the video hilarious and immersive.
kind of surprised that chameleons' eyes didn't get a mention.
Because this wasn't his first lizard video. Chameleon is on 2:45 kzhead.info/sun/erxwXbSSiqyeoJE/bejne.html
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S++ Tier: A literal fucking dragon.
@@egbertdezee702 no
@Manek Iridius ok
Someone called?
@@somerandomdragon558 Hey
@@creepercongamer9988 Meep. :o
I love it that you put the song Gerudo Valley with the Gila Monster segment
I love anole lizards. I've seen many in my patio here in New Orleans changing color as they move from branches to leaves but it wasn't until I lucked into a house lizard that I really came to appreciate them. Fruit flies are a common curse here. They are so tiny and numerous that swatting them is hopeless. There may be hundreds in a swarm. Living in an 1850's building I also am cursed with cockroaches, not the tiny ones from the north but 3" giants. I have tried everything to get rid of them but they nest in the empty spaces behind drawers or in walls. About 4 months ago I noticed an anole lizard on my kitchen wall. They are so beautiful, brilliant green with those inscrutable ultra-black eyes. I welcomed it but was unsure whether it could survive in my apartment. There was a big hatch of fruit flies over one of my counters. The next day there were less and by day 3 they were completely gone. I assumed the lizard got them. But then the cockroaches started to disappear. Where I might have seen a dozen or more every day now it was more like 1 or 2. Finally they disappeared too. I can only speculate that the lizard was eating all their eggs. A few tiny ones started showing up with a rare teenage one and I was afraid my lizard had died of starvation, (no more eggs!). I was heartened by seeing just the end of a tail twitch in a crack but the next day there was a tiny lizard body lying on my dishtowel. I don't know why it died. Maybe hunger, maybe age, maybe it got sick but I cried for it. BUT the next day I saw another tail so it's relative has taken up the fight. Got roaches, flies, fruit flies, moths, get a lizard!
man that sounds like an awesome family of lizards
1. Crocodilian tier list 2. North American Great Plains tierlist 3. Carnivorous plant tierlist
and once he's made enough, he can have a tier list tier list for his tier lists
@Stella Hohenheim Human tier lost* (obviously Homo sapien is the most powerfull, but I would like to see what was better, neanderthal or denisovan or florenscensi)
I think there is a crocodilian tier list already
Check his "Are Crocodilians OP?" video. It's not a traditional tier list, but if I remember right, he said that most crocodilians are very similar in their play-styles and capabilities, placing them pretty consistently in top tier.
Aw man, I want to see that plant list.
I love how everytime he talks about autotomy you can hear the tonal shift of a disappointed dad
underrated comment
Fax
I was reading this as he he switched to talking about it and yeah definitely a change in enthusiasm lol
I think it’s strange that he’s so critical, if it didn’t work then lizards wouldn’t spec into it, I mean when so many different lizard builds utilize it can’t be that bad.
Yeah what’s the problem with autotomy
amazing channel. love all the animal information, and the format is just so funny and concise. subscribed!
Hey TeirZoo! You make amazing content and I love the video game esque vibe with all of the logical thinking and planning of your content 10/10
"Sprint ... not so useful in the long run" I see what you did there.
lmao
Don't read my Profile Picture
@@dont6439 do we think we care enough to look at you?
you will get tired quickly
Sprint has been acquired by T-Mobile
"I think I'm going to spec into scales, amphibians kinda suck." Geckos "aww... do I have to?"
lol
Geckos: id rather just sell insurace
scales are lame
Mammals: "I'm gonna end this man's whole carreer."
@@roan2288 Geckos make a good support player too. They are great at getting rid of mosquitos and moths on your porch.
Honestly, real talk. I really like learning about nature and how animals interact in the ecosystems they inhabit, but I typically have a hard time resonating with the teaching method. This game-ification of teaching something that I would only really be able to find elsewhere on the Discovery channel makes learning this stuff really fun and engaging.
I'm surprised you didn't talk about flying lizards. When I was younger I wanted one as a pet SO BAD and would dream about having one ride around on my shoulder.
An update to the Komodo: it was recently discovered they have a subcutaneous bone mesh kind of armor, on top of their already tough hide. This makes them incredibly tanky, as well as being decent damage dealers with their venom.
Fun fact they can tank small caliber bullets sometimes
yeah, i used to main therizinosaurus back in the cretaceous patch, but now i main komodo and im so glad they got yet another defence buff, even though they didnt need it lol.
A komodo dragon will eat you too
@@YOSSARIAN313 what poor bastard found that out the first time xD
@@foresthamilton2243 my guess is the komodo would run away
Nobody: TierZoo: *drops voice lower whenever he talks about autotomy*
what really happened is I mispronounced autotomy during my initial recording, and I was a bit groggy when I recorded it the second time
@@TierZoo Admit it. You were so disappointed in the lizards speccing into autotomy that whenever you had to say it your voice dipped.
@@philosofickle He had to make sure no one overheard him talking about that trash and get the wrong idea.
@@TierZoo I’m happy you talked about anoles the green ones are native to Florida and the brown ones are an invasive species from Cuba
@@TierZoo Bearded dragons are already f-teir in most categories. So they go to g teir. My beardie likely goes to h.
This is the first of your videos I have stumbled across...as a animal enthusiast and a game nerd, I find this content amazing xD ...also I'm from. AZ and you using the Gerudo music for the Gila Monster is just...*chef kiss* perfection xD
Haven't watched yet, but I'm placing my bet now. Komodo Dragon is the top tier. Septic bite, pack mentality, and claws good for climbing and slashing. That's also neglecting the fact that they are the largest living lizard on our planet.
A Lizard has Multi-million dollar insurance company and one of the World's most Popular Social Media Website. I think they are a bit OP
your a genius
hey, just so you know, the "lizard people" joke is antisemetic. Its funnier to call him a lab baby or a robot ❤
Do you know what antisemetic means
@@bitchknot2006 No it’s lacertaphpbic
@@bitchknot2006 yes thank you
I love how most cats and dogs in this video behave like curious children that get slapped on the face to demonstrate the lizards’ stats
I had a bearded dragon that terrorized our Chihuahuas for fun.
they don't when they get hit by monitors, a lot of monitors can easily rip flesh with a single swipe
@@justaguyonyoutube Yeah, but most people are smart enough to realise that a monitor lizard as a pet is way too fucking dangerous.
@@juanjoyaborja.3054 It's not at all though, I've owned multiple species and as long as you understand and respect the animal it poses very little danger to you. Sure a big croc monitor could bite your face/neck area and kill you but you'd have to be manhandling it and you'd have to be able to touch it first and it's not going to let you if it doesn't know and trust you. NERD has tons of videos about socializing monitors and large snakes, great content from people who love working with exotic animals.
@@juanjoyaborja.3054 as an owner of multiple speices of monitor lizard all i can say is just respect their dangerousness and actually pay attention with the lizard they tell ya when to back off
Its insane i have watched at least 100 vids of you and always find a new one!!! Absolutely awesome videos!!!!! Hope to see many more in the future
Hey! I just love ur videos since I love the way u edit them and it still is pretty informative ❤️❤️❤️
“Cuteness” is an often overlooked stat that can do wonders for surviving and getting free xp. Geckos have loads of it
That's less a stat, and more a collection of stats that make you appealing as a companion to Human players. I find play as a human companion quite boring, as everything is provided with no real struggles, but it's nice if you want to play casually.
@@blueraspberrysoda2133 Most humans start off taking advantage of this playstyle. Some continue to take advantage of it late into life, even sometimes making money from it.
The problem with maximizing the cuteness stat is when it gets too high it makes you a magnet for the infamous "boop" attack.
Yes, this only works when encountering human mains, but on top of that you have to be friendly to them, if you pull these off, then yeah, xp comes easy
Though different human mains have certain cuteness resistances most have a very low one fortunately
Just adding a comment. TierZoo probably has heard this several times, but my girlfriend just reminded me that Tier in German means animal.
Apparently it was just a coincidence. Watch the Mario party with him.
Hundred times
Yep, German here. And Zoo is zoo anyways. So I thought this is a channel about animals/Tier(e) without the funny comments and editing and a more serious approach. Was not disappointed when I found out he means tier in a gaming meaning :D
Yoo your right
More specifically mammals especially ungulates like Deer; coincidentally the source of the American English word Deer.
Dude you have been popping up in my timeline forever and I'm really glad I finally clicked lol subscribed!
I am IN LOVE with the giant squirrel just beating on that Gila Monster. 🦎🗡️🐿️🥰
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What did I just uncover here?
Fun fact: Komodo dragons probably ate dwarf elephants, and that could be why they evolved to fit so large
Plot twist: they actually eat buffalo and deer
In general, mammals get smaller on islands. Fewer food resources pressures mammals into evolving smaller bodies. Carnivorous mammals usually die off. Reptiles are cold blooded so they don’t require as many calories. That means island reptiles get bigger and replace the niche that carnivorous mammals had.
Um, you can't say "fun fact" and the say "probably." You should state it as a fact, even if it isn't.
@@AurumFaber it's better to write it as it is
@@doraspoljar697 Understandable, Have A Great *[Tactical Text Bomb Inbound]* 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Basilisk: Starts their two leg silly running Tier Zoo: I don't think that is to useful in the, *chuckles*, long run
i need a timestamp
@@griffinmason3088 4:15
Bro idk shit seemed pretty useful in the examples he showed
@@maxeichenmuller1211 i mean running as fast af on two legs is good and all, but it's really just something more gimmicky. And water surface is dangerous so there's that.
@@ripzmad9846 the basilisk is fast on water not much could catch it and its useful to escape land pradators
This humor is so fantastic. So glad I found your page
Just came across your channel today and I have to say you have a very modern, innovative and humorous approach to bringing information to people. This tier list idea and old school gaming BGM is a top tier combo in itself.
There's a good reason why Komodo gets the "Dragon" surname.
It's got it cause it's almost a dinosaur level and has venom that screams dragon to passerbies
@Skunky an actual dragon at this point in life might be a blessing
If only it could shoot fire *audible sigh*
@@miraak7857 devs probably decided it was too OP to implement in the game
"Dragon" isn't like a surname for him. Komodo is the name of the Island where they are found. So they're basically Dragons from Komodo.
The fact that the stealthiest of lizards is not included in this video really speaks volumes of how they've blended so well within our society.
Which one would that be?
@Josue Juarez the Zucculent
What was the phrase... "The fact that we know chameleons exist, shows they're worthless losers." or something like that ;-)
@@Shadow81989 are you really insulting chameleons right now
Ah the Clinton. That masterful animal
1:34 This is off-topic, but your use of the Eyewitness theme music touches my heart in a very particular and special way. :')
“Tail whips damage is on the low side though” spoken like someone who hasn’t been whipped by an iguana tail
I love how Ridley’s theme kicks in when he starts talking about Komodo dragons
Profile picture checks out
Thanks man, I knew it was Metroid, but could not remember which theme.
I thought it was a nice touch lol.
"Using sprint is not effective in the long run"
Zing
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So it's fine that I'm unathletic
One of the reasons monitor lizards are OP is that they're unusual in having invested heavily into endurance, meaning they can keep going for extended periods of time (to the extent they actually exceed ambush-specialized mammals like cats in terms of stamina).
*badum tss*
subbed, these videos are hilarious and mildly educational. I love it!
Komodo dragon op af, they got the decay affect on their bite so they can just bite the prey and slowly chase it down at a walking pace, also their stealth allows them to compete with humans in ideal habitats
I love that you used Ridley's theme for the Komodo segment, very nice touch
hello Edit: So I'm gonna have a cult following of "Hello's" soon?
hello
I'm just guy making a comment, please dont spam me
Or at least say something more than just "Hello" xD
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 🥳
The change to Ridley’s theme for the Komodo Dragon was a very good choice.
I love your videos! I find it so entertaining how you present the facts!
I don't know why I wasn't already subscribed. Great stuff as always.
Great video as always
Yeah, I think the Outside (some of the) Community is trying to hide it.
Unfortunately that particular lizard subset is currently so well-hidden it's still classed under "Cryptid." Maybe dataminers will confirm them soon lol
Yeah i was waiting for him to mention that. Dissapointed
That’s one of the things he had to cut out to avoid demonetisation
Or the second oldest lizard profession, the lot lizard.
Day 1 of asking TierZoo for the Penguin Tier List.
Watch as this man achieves his dreams.
see you in 45 days
We need a penguin tier list
This is how it starts
Count me in!!!!
Love the Eyewitness video theme in the background. Takes me back
No wonder the chameleon’s lick was so ineffective. Lick as a ghost type move and the parakeet is normal type
Well then the it shouldn’t be “Not very effective” because normal is immune to Ghost and vice versa
That Parakeet is colorful. Clearly a fairy flying type...
@@primej485 but it can fly and therefore must be a flying type
69th like!
@@swagmaster47625 It’s actually “no effect” because normal and ghost type can’t deal damage to each other unless the ability Scrappy is applied.
I love how this whole channel is a just huge ploy to trick gamers into learning about animal biology.
I didn't realise that
I mean....it worked kinda.
trick?
You have to prepare people for when thrive gets finished
No
As a RuneScape fan these videos have made a home in my head rent free for eternity.
Your videos are amazing my dude. I teach basic English for kids and this video just gave me an idea about how teaching animals and adjectives/verbs
Should be noted that monitor lizard builds are also the only lizards who are capable of breathing and running at the same time. By forcing air down their throats, they can chase down other players with much greater endurance than any other lizard build.
The way they pressurize their heart to prevent oxygenated and deoxygenated blood from mixing helps too.
They are the only ones that can run on four legs, but many other builds are able to breath while running on their back legs, which is much less efficient, but still better than nothing.
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You forgot to mention the most dangerous of all the lizards: "The Blindworm!" (it's a small lizard with no legs or arms and no teeth)
better watch out it can slightly wet your finger!
@@siegfried9688 this is a blindworm, it is extremely dangerous, so we have to deal with it
You mean a snek?
it's the challenge run for the hardcore lizard players
yucky
Your music choices are impeccable.
You got all my respect when u added the StarWars Battlefront edit onto the chameleon locating its target
When did devs nerf Basilisks and take away their “petrification” ability?
And their Gigant size
Alas, that ability was merely a rumoured buff that the playerbase hyped up way too much. The devs never added it.
@@tylowstar9765 Nah, it was present for a short time in the Alpha Build of the Basilisk, but they deemed it way too broken and unbalanced.
@@claudiu-mihaipuiu1221 idk, ive been playing the game for a bit now (ive been around since late beta testing, swapped mains a couple times) and ive never seen a basilisk that can cause petrification. i dont think that's even a viable perk, although things like paralysis can cause a similar effect, if the player has access to it
@@Ruskah0307 It was a really early beta build that was broken as hell. Turns out that turning your opponents to stone is pretty goddamn broken, so it was dropped near instantly. Not to mention it's region locked to regions that don't even exist anymore. You can still play as it if you want to, but you have to switch to a really, really old version of the game that nobody is really playing anymore.
If I ever encounter a running komodo dragon I'd better have a gun. They may be bulletproof but I'm not
Komodos rarely attack humans though. Theyre smart enough to avoid us
@@solaris527 If they do decide to attack a human though, you better have a weapon or a tree nearby. They don't have great stamina, but their sprints are surprisingly fast. Even Steve Irwin had to flee up a tree to get away from one (and it bit straight through his gore-tex shoe, narrowly missing his skin).
LOL this has to be the best thing ive seen so far~!
I wonder why the Komodo, being as powerful as it is isn't seen in any other servers? Why is it limited to only 1 island?
@@kadinbillington4392 The answer is right in your question. Island. It lacks the means to migrate across an ocean.
I love how you use footage from Walking with Monsters. It's really good.
10:58 "Higher intelligence skill than most lizards" The Tegu: Plz kind egg plez get in mouth I am pushing egg plz kind egg get in mouth
I cannot believe I've never heard of this channel before. It's educational and frickin' hilarious.
Amen to that
Am just surprise
Yo facts
Binge dis dude
Take all his videos with a decent sized grain of salt, theres a lot of inaccuracies
Komodo Dragon: Called a dragon, is a lizard Charizard: Dragon features, is a lizard Charizard is flying Komodo confirmed
Tbf, "izard" is a part of his name so he could in fact be a flying Komodo
Unfortunately zard doesn't learn poison fang
@@secretsilver3662 kekleon is a chameleon, he can learn almost any move he wants
When it's young it's called a kodomo dragon instead.
@@secretsilver3662 Say That Again,But as if it was Keckleons Evolution.
As a gecko main I can concur that our play style is much easier than other lizards. Since most of us have used evolution points on padding, climbing is an easy way not to get ambushed. Plus, with our usual camo and excellent jaw strength we have no problem defending ourselves. If we fail some of us still have our self amputating tails. Our only predators are birds and a few snake builds. Still, I’m happy to be listed as a descent C tier.
as iguana main I figured out a glitch if you put all your evolution points into tail you can unlock stegomizer and lose autonomy
TierZoo:”Giving them massively high d-“ Me: “damage resistance !” TierZoo: “dehydration resistance “ TierZoo:”Giving them massively high d-“ Me:”dehydration resistance “ TierZoo: “disease resistance “
Lol
My mind immediately thought of something else.
@@yokuutsu9097 I see
Bruh I just thought Di-
Out played
Throwing your tail away is the lizard equivalent of throwing your gun at someone.
Enter The Gungeon: *nervous sweating*
More like cutting off a leg that is trapped under a rock, it's not ideal but you would 100% be dead otherwise
Well if you’re about to die you might as well reduce your hit box size
actually that is a very weak way of escaping someone
*laughs in Tediore*
"My characters backstory" - That's gold
I like how the "we are in a simulation" theory was used by teir zoo to make biology more intresting (I mainly watch these for fun)
There’s a bug in the game where a door will open and a purple lizard player by the name of Randall appears. They affect the human toddler player base and I hope the devs fix this.
The Randall build does not match well against swamp people builds.
It's because of their increased DPS vs builds with the "Gator" trait, which, while not usually noticeable, DOES feature in the build.
I heard that the "randal" build was actually an Easter egg by one of the devs from a movie he watched or something
Don’t worry they’re planning on adding a cyclops and horned monster build soon to nerf it
Why would they do that, they already added the shovel weapon which deals 300% damage to randals. Are they just trying to completely destroy a troll build.
"A player can never truly escape a komodo thats hunting them" Well great, I live in Finland but now im a wary that there is some mad lad komodo stalking me
Your chances of being killed by a komodo dragon are pretty low, but never 0.
Finland would be one of the last places you'd see a Komodo tbh lol
unless its an escapee or smt
What
History has truly been nasty to the long forgotten Snow Komodos of Finland. From being the major factor behind Finnish resistance to Sweden from the West and Russia from the East to be completely forgotten by everyone. It is truly a pity of the highest orda ;(
Geckos sounding like Yoshis was a must! Love this Tierzoo
The lizard that caught the cat's nose as you presented the question of "where do lizards fit into the meta?" made me chuckle
Tierzoo: places skinks at the bottom of the teir list Me: looks at my pet Blue Tongue Skink on my lap Also me: It's ok Cera you're an S-teir in my heart.
How intelligent at they - can they learn words?
Ah god love Your cera
@@molybdaen11 Lets see... how can I put this delicately. They will try to climb on top of your head but then will fall off (or at least they would if I didn't save them) because they have all the grace and gymnastic ability of a potato. I mean I think they're smarter than a beardie but that's not really an accomplishment. If you want smart go for a Monitor or Tegu, I hear that Ackie monitors have somewhat reasonable care requirements (for a monitor).
@@RoseProseFroze very true
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Interesting choice showing how many characters are in each tier from the get go. I kinda preferred the mystery of slowly watching it fill up.
Love the smash theme off al these videos, such a treasure
You definitely earned and deserved this sub