spent the last couple of weeks streaming RLcraft, here's the result
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Me: time to- RL Craft: *no* Me: well then i will- RL Craft: *no*
RL CRAFT: Also a dragon just spawned on your base. Have fun ;)
Me: so should I- RL Craft: *No*
"Guess I'll die"
Me : Let's mak- Vanilla craft : *yes* Me : I nee- Vanilla craft : *yes*
Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts *_yes._*
“Real life craft” *Dragons literally spawns on your base* *House turns into molten lava*
**Monsters spawn out of FUCKING NOWHERE**
Yeah, you know, like real life.
I'm insured for that irl.
Ah, just like on Detroit Well... if you're into drugs i guess
its called real life CRAFT. not just real life. you cuz real life doesn't have zombies and creepers... so this is real life logic in a minecraft world. i don't get why this so hard for you guys to understand.
There's making minecraft realistic, And then there's making minecraft into the videogame equivalent of shoving razor blades beneath your toenails.
Spot on man
Don't forget the "kicking the wall after inserting the razor blades beneath your toenails" part
@@thepanzerofkriegii859 yes exactly, what's funny though is that I'm still playing the modpack even after 2 years of the comment I made shitting on it lol
this is so painful to read.
@@ibrahimalee23 I'm gonna be honest with you chief I didn't even realise your comment is two years old lmao, and yeah ig it's one of those things where you love and hate it.
The easiest way to make RL Craft extremely easy is just by going into the config and disabling instant death from critical head/body damage. Once you do that the entire challenge of the pack is just seeing how absurdly powerful you can make your sword with enchantments.
nothing screams real life like creatures of unimaginable horror
Well, survival in the early ages was the human against horrible animals that were mostly unpredictable, and could maul you in seconds. The eldritch horrors maybe are put in the pack to evoke that feeling of fear of the unknown and utter weakness, as we all know about your creepers, and endermen; the older you get, the less scary they become.
@@ivanmegafanboy1981 that's a pretty good way of looking at it!
@@ivanmegafanboy1981 no the creator of the modpack definitely just decided to pull that out of his ass cause why not
They're your Sleep Paralysis Demons
Australia: First time?
Installs “real life craft”. Sees a dragon, fairy, demon and sea serpent.
*i see no problem yesterday i was attacked by a dragon but i have fire resistance so i'm fine*
@@RafaIIo *_What's this?_*
the ´´real life´´ only aplies to your character
Aight, imma head out
Have you ever been to Japan?
0:46 “You made it! That’s your first tool..! And this..YOOOOOOOOOO”
My favorite part so far
SHUT
@@semago29 Check out ma boi Yahamice then.
I laughed so hard 😂
that a perfect cut scream
3:03 that sticky key notification tho
90% sure this man’s editing can convince me of any opinion at this point
Ikr? His topic is interesting enough . But that editing goddamn i love it
Don't tell them that. That's too much power for one person to have.
i subbed just because of the editing
He could talk about how video games are poisoning the youth and I’d agree solely because of the editing
I love internet historian's editting more tho
Yknow, whenever I sat down for a fun game of Minecraft I always thought to myself "Boy, this would be much better if everything took five times longer and I was being constantly one-shotted to death"
Yeah, because thats totally a challenge and not bullshit
@@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 And thats why you play tfc instead for actual challenge
@@killermlg5360 whats tfc, the only tfc i know is team fortress classic
@@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 TerraFirmaCraft, actual Real Life craft.
@@killermlg5360 caveman craft
Not only do dragons summon cinders and tremors, they also call upon Sticky Keys to murder your life.
Sticky keys are the bane of my existence
"Every single monster in the game goes for the head." Learn something for once, Thanos.
“You also have to occasionally press shift” *STICKY KEYS ENABLE*
what that a motherfrucking jojo reference?
who the fuck has crouching on shift anyway?
@@redstonetheanimecat3390 No.
@@turtel5247 YES YES YES YES
@@0Blueaura me
Me: can i breath? RLcraft: you haven't the EXP necesary for this ability.
Lol
@@ryuujin6082 No what they said is actually correct
M Rizqi Syarif, haven’t have is one of the most redundant things I have ever read.
The Real Life part of RLCraft is supposed to represent how life is ruthless and is intentionally out to hurt you at every conceivable opportunity.
Except little to none of those encounters are random, instead they are just conflicts artificially moved to you, even if you mind your own bussiness while being extra careful. In real life, not every single living thing is spawning specifically because of you and aiming to kill you out of all the possible things. It's not rutheless, it's rigged.
@@thegk-verse4216 ''The game was rigged from the start''
@@thegk-verse4216 yeah, the problem with trying to show how real life works with video games is you can't
@@thegk-verse4216 Ruthlessly rigged
I think the mod author was hurt by someone he loved.....
This is how Ive felt about every modpack Ive ever played. Especially the "adventure" theme packs. They are almost always riddled with inconsistency and a wack ass early game where everything two hits you. Get killed by a million eldritch horrors for walking, and then by chance punch a skeleton to death get a legendary lootbag with 5 enchanted diamond shovels. Makes no sense.
there are better modpacks
What moddpack are you playing my guy? Its never that inconsistent unless you're playing orespawn or fuckin roguelike dungeons
Try Sprout. Nothing too insane, but very adventurey. Lot of mods though.
@@hunterwitt9759 orespawn gang orespawn gang lets fight the king
@@hunterwitt9759 orespawn is a single mod. But it feels like a modpack because how massive it is. Crazy Craft is modpack that includes orespawn, so it revolves entirely around it because how massive it is.
"you just can't put on expensive clothes and become a better person" I came for laughs not life lessons
So it's a mod that punishes you for defending yourself, while also crippling you early game for the fun of it. Look my boy dark souls at least gave me a SWORD
Dark Souls at least undertood that game mechanics should matter to the gameplay. Having diferent life bars for every limb but it never matter because the head always take damage first effectively reduce your life bar to the head lifebar what it the opposite of meaningful gameplay mechanics
dark souls has difficulty, RLcraft has artificial difficulty. the core gameplay of minecraft doesn't really leave much room for meaningful difficulty lole
@@JojonathanOliveira Tru
@Chairsbane, I think what happened was minecraft move away from what it was originally intended. I remember back on alpha monsters were horror monster instead of action monsters and what I mean by that is, if you saw a monster back then you run away, now you stay and fight. Creepers were everywhere and they did actually blend in with grass and trees, also Skeletons were terrefying, with the way bows work back then it would be more fitting to say Skeletons walk with machine guns instead of a bow and arrow. Now a huge portion of the game is combat centered, you don't really fear any mob when you have full enchanted diamond armor, a sword with sharpness 3 and stacks of gold apples or potions. Obviously this was intended but I think the shift hinders the game a lot being something in between horror and action but not exceeding in none. RLCraft fails for the exact same reason. It tries to be realistic(In a fantasy setting) but fails miserable cause it also tries to focus on fantasy logic. A real life person has zero chance of killing a 2 ton flying dragon with medieval weaponry no matter how god a swordmanship they were. But instead of exploiting that in a surviving horror setting the mod throw Grim Reapers and Elemental Gods at your face every 5 minutes and expect you to fight them off. And it turn out it doesn't matter if you live of die because you will just respaw anyway, either in a random location with absolutely nothing(and you will probably die again) or if you have set spawn point you respaw with no loss whatsoever, so there is no stakes. I woudn't call that artificial dificulty just a total lack of understanding of the game, especially since it was suppose to be realistic.
@@JojonathanOliveira Thank you. This is exactly what I imagined. From where I'm sitting, it's just artificially difficult with no imagination.
The best decision I ever made was just picking out the mods I like, and just making my own modded experience
YES I AGREE ON A SUBLIMINAL LEVEL
@@keysystem That's... not what that word means. "sub·lim·i·nal adjective (of a stimulus or mental process) below the threshold of sensation or consciousness; perceived by or affecting someone's mind without their being aware of it."
I never had to make that decision because I've never bothered with mod packs in the first place, because the fact of the matter is that, unlike curating my own mod experience so it's 100% mods that I actually like, relying on John Minecrafter's Epic Mod Pack will only leave me with 10% mods that I actually like, 30% mods that might as well not exist because I do not and will not ever understand their mechanics [read: literally all mechanical mods], and 60% mods that are utter fucking shit
OMG same
@@gaminggeckos4388 uhh sir this is KZhead comment section not an English class
3:47 holy shit i cried of laughter in this part
Title: “RLcraft is a great modpack you shouldn’t play” Me: *now i gotta play it*
RLCraft: *you fool, you absolute buffoon*
the mod packs easy everyone is just bad at the game all u need is a bed then it becomes a suicide run and kill everything for levels real quick get ur levels unlocked super fast then speed run towers for free loot and levels kill dragons easy for dragon gear enchant it with mending proc 4 and one piece with fire proc 4 to make killing dragons even easier then ur pretty much set
its a really fun modpack tho
It's nothing special
You dont understand. ive seen some shit
cool tnt traps bro im taking note
Yahiamice make more videos plz
How the hell did you comment 43 mins ago?
@@mcnuggs860 ok fuck off
Nigha
@@mcnuggs860 you got me
0:45 "You made it! That's your first tool, and this-" *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
2:56 Dragon : Buddy you brought a hammer to a firefight fucking cri- *BONK*
Albino: you can’t just put on expensive clothing and become a better person. Every hype beast in existence: ok irrelevant.
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts ok, what does that have to do with anything?
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts that really didn't answer the question.
Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts are you just a really offended hypebeast?
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts Oh, it seems that someone is talking about me.
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts AND FORSAKE THE TEACHING OF QUEEN LANA DEL REY ?! NEVER !
2:57 made me laugh harder than I should’ve
That sound affect is always a hit
Vibe check
Hot Sauce nice pun bro
Same
Bad dragon. No eat. *donk*
_Hears the video's music_ Me, a Hollow Knight Player: *_GREEEEEEEEEEN PAAAAAAAAAATH_*
You sure?
@@andreasfjeldvr1886 _Absolutely_
Enzho The Omega are you ABSOLUTELY sure that’s the greenpath theme?
@@andreasfjeldvr1886... Shit. _I'm sorry, I have disgraced myself as a gamer.._ They do sound a bit similar though, you gotta admit
Ahh yes a fellow hollow knight player
"RL stands for Real Life" ah yes, I remember owning a pet dragon that fought some weird eldritch beast to stop it from violently crashing into my home.
RL Craft: **Spawns chaotic energies if you kill too many elementals.** Me: _"Is this real life?"_
or is this fantasy?, caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see I'm just poor boy I need no sympathy
@@mystut306 because I'm easy come Easy go
@@simonj6801 little high, little low...
@@savioalmeida1103 Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me
3:03 The Sticky Keys joke had me laughing so much
Yes
*i n d e e d*
Woah 100 people understand
TheSilverScarf lmao ik, like everytime I play minecraft and do the universal peace sign or sprint, bruh, it fucking pops up all the time. don't worry tho i disabled it haha
@@silversy9031 erereereerreeereeeeeerereerrerreereeerererrerrerrerrerreerrerreerreerrerrererrereerrerrrerrreerrerererreereererererreérerreerrrereerereedéeeeeéeeéeeeeeeeeeeeedŕereedeeeeďeereeéereeeédedéeéeeréeeeeeéreeréereeeeeŕéeeeeeréeeereééeeeeeeéeŕéeereéŕé
I've never laughed harder than I did at the autotune crying.
I laughed way too much on the mother nature assassin
3:01 THE AMOUNT OF MIXED EMOTIONS OF EXPERIENCED PAIN AND LAUGHTER ON THIS PART REALLY MESSES WITH MY BRAIN
TL;DR: The game hates you. That's the whole point of the modpack. There's no reason, no justice, no God, just pure, unguided hatred spilling out of every orifice of your computer.
Hmmm, many people really have forgotten FTB Blood N Bones, a much harder mod pack.
And thus you turn to cheats..........
just like life
Blood n bones is actually kinda balanced and rewards skill while RLCraft is just What the fuck am I playing
@@letroll8954 The thing about Blood n Bones is that the littlest things kills you easily.
“And lastly we have a group of enemies, the *pillar men* “
Solaire Of Astora AYAYAYAY
*Theme Queues*
Haha Funny maymey
Super Mario *Bing Bing Wahoo* funy jojo memeay guys have u ever watched jojo
Hey how’s space my dude
Is NO ONE going to mention the fact he used a bad dragon icon?
...I was gonna, but decided against it, for obvious reasons.
my question is, where?
@@Pessimistic-Python 2:44, cops head.
@@eyeseeyou9104 ah, gotcha.
I was, but noticed this comment. Imagine the people you have scarred by telling them that name though, lmao.
Yeah I love walking around and getting blasted by lightning from some boss mob that was out of sight saw me and killed me in one shot through my diamond helmet. So realistic
*Installs RLCraft* *Creates new world* *Spawns on a mountain* "Oh hey, cool spawn." *Gets instantly mauled by an enchanted Beholder* "OH"
Behold!
mountains are bad, you die of the cold or break your feet getting down in time.
I hate when Eldrich beings destroy my house, very realistic.
Man i hate when dragons destroy my entire city
yeah same, especially when you're trying to shear your plants and the leaves form into a human being and start attacking you.
Man i hate it when i on my own minding my own business and then God himself comes out of thin air and destorys every single atom of my body, pretty realistic
3:03 love that weird cut and I can’t complain
2:36 I lost it there
So RL craft stands for real life? “Yes” So you just survive and worry about hunger and thirst? “Yes” You also can’t just punch trees? “Yes” But you have to worry about other worldly and dimensional deity’s instantly eradicating your home? *”YES”*
It’s dumb
Sounds kinda nifty til the last part
Yeah this is great, but what if it was 2D and had boss battles?
I mean this also has boss fights. R N G B O S S F I G H T S
M 8 B O I ツ Yep agreed.
But minecraft has 3 boss battles
black boi 3 boss battles only three
Smlija Kai it used to only have 2
4:00 Me and the boys when the one block that’s removed from the map is on fire.
The amount of heart that went into editing this video.....flawless. Couldn't have done it better myself. All the little hints and shit, like the sticky keys activiting when you shift press 5 times xD haha. ahh man, good shit dude.
the little "BONK!" noise made me laugh so hard at 2:57
the fcking shift button joke at 3:04 cracked me up good haha
ImA fOrCeAnAtuRe
Albino: references furry youtuber, references bad dragon Me: do you have something to tell us
this just in: mimecraft man make joke?!?!?!
@@bigwillyjim282 Bruh
@kite man Your God damn right I do ÒwÓ
Everyone knows about bad dragon.
@@IronicHavoc apparently not everyone, ive seen plenty of people that are none the wiser
literally my first world went down like this: >first couple of nights went fine because i cowered in a village >decide to attempt to brave the wilderness >make house >*tada effect* >start making a mine >get continuously one shotted by darklings >get continuously one shotted by a banshee that just started existing and lingering around my bed >delete world
1:11 i cant stop laughing😂😂😂😂
3:15 when you swimming in the river and something touches your feet
1:51
This seems like something I'd want to play on a server with friends. Because then we'll at least have each other for emotional support and a shoulder to cry on.
2:46 *Just a normal dragon, nothing to see here*
2:57 this is so dumb but im still laughing
*_B o n k_*
Hearing the hollow knight ost right after getting a 100% on the game is so damn satisfying
Still finishing it but I love it
Heard it too
Only 100%?
El momento de Bruh 3: Headshot
El momento del hermano
Hermanius momentum
Bromamium
Aniki Mōmento desu ka
Por fin, momento hermanium
Yahiamice: "You made it, that is your first tool and this- *hit and dead* YOOOOOOO" 0:46
Shit's still funny, even after 3 years
0:55 LMAO the hollow knight music from that underground mushroom world that caught me off guard
I know right
Fungal wastes
This video is so underrated literally every 5 seconds there's a joke that lands. PERFECT editing and pacing for ADHD time. Very informative. Hope I get to see another video like this from you
As someone who has the poopy stinky adhd issue I agree, I usually can’t finish KZhead videos due to my absolute dumpy of an attention span
@@archived1606 amen
@@archived1606 preach
A video of a guy playing an obscure videogame mod has 1.6million views and 80k likes, I think it's at minimum being appropriately "rated".
@@YourPalHDee You're right but this video probably had like 200k views or something when I said that, I'd assume so
4:12 as a french, I appreciate this "Bonjour"
_"Tu ne le sais pas encore, mais tu est déjà mort"_ *-RLcraft*
"Tel que les roses sont rouges comme le sang des castors, tu ne le sais pas encore, mais tu est déja mort " *Crazy bomb show*
"Tabarnak décalisse d'ici!!!" - RLcraft if it was Québec.
2:29 - 2:31 "They, all Range from Oddly and fitting to Total Abomanations." I' cant Stop Laughing at that Scene.
Man, I try not to subscribe after only one video but the editing in this video is pure joy. I kept laughing, well done bro
2:45 dragons be like *I'm bout to end this man's whole career* [fire resistance] *kowabunga it is*
CALL THE AMBULANCE! but not for me..
"-- BUT IF YOU'RE CURRENTLY NOT HIGH ON ADERAL"
3:08 reminded me to straighten my back
3:15 when u place ur face in the water and scream be like :
Albino: Puts Hollow knight ost Me: *happiness noises*
Same... But now I'm hyped for Silksong again
Same but also Risk of Rain at the beginning
It's basically a mod where someone went "I'm going to create a real life mod pack." And half way through went "Fuck it, let's add these random sets of mods that make no sense." Edit: People seem upset and don't understand when I say "mod" I do mean "mod pack" so I fixed it. No more crying, it's not one giant mod, we know.
Probably
Thing is he basically took a bunch of already existing mods and mashed them together
THIS! Everything is perfect until random jumpscare decide to introduce themselves. And hp bar is definitely useless as you almost get 1 hit killed.
Basically, RLCrap
More like they said "i'm going to make a realism mod to make the game harder" but then realized realism wasn't challenging enough.
"You made it! That's your first tool, and this-" **dies** Y
2:47 I see that Bad dragon shiz- YOU CANT HIDE FROM THE TRUTH- Also part 4.. i wish
"Everything goes for your head." Thor: "I might use that later..."
"You shoulda went fer da noggin!"
That sound for the shift thing gives me more fear than my alarm clock. Straight up ptsd
I have never laughed this much, this guy is quality
RLCraft: Hehe rage incoming Keep Inventory: Not today.
I’m just happy that there was a Skyrim reference
0:08 I told you about stairs, dog! I told you! *IT KEEPS HAPPENING*
Hehehe okay this is a good one
nice song you chose. Always fun to hear ror. also great and informative vid
Love this style of videos
Did anyone notice he used bad dragon as the cop 😂
:eyes emoji:
Highkey speculating that he’s a furry.
@@raebaeferret I mean considering the fact he commissions furries, has furry art of his sona and knows BD and kothorix pretty much solidifies the fact he is one.
Huh?
@@legendarytat8278 Bad Dragon is an online shop selling sex toys, but they're lookalike animal genitals or mythical creatures' , which is a big attraction to furries or kinky people
"it`s like real life." oh okay, cool. "RLcraft introduces many new mobs" why do I hear boss music irl
Im impressed to see people commenting still, i miss this kind of content from him
When you downloaded RL craft Me: oh man I can't wait to try the game! *AFTER PLAYING THE GAME FOR 29 DAYS* me: *every time entering RL CRAFT* ahhhh sh*t here we go again
"But if you're currently not high on adderall-" *I'll see myself out then.*
2:45 Albino owns a Bad Dragon toy confirmed
he has shown it on a instagram story once
I love your editing LOL
Dude the editing is so good
Me: ok imma walk 5 blocks Rlcraft: i heard you lile dragons and elementals here take 100 of each
*NO*
The cheeta can stand in a place for 16 hours straight. Gamer: are you challenging me?
I rewatch this video every couple of months, it's great.
Yahiamice : You made it, that's your first tool now you- Albino : *headshot* Yahiamice : YO!!!!!!!!!!
0:47 Tutorial narrators when you skip the tutorial.
4:22 get me killed In laugh 😂
I wanna know where that audio comes from :(
3:01 that was the best reference I heard in my life
i love this video sooo much to the point where i saw it 30 times
I'm going to mine some roc- RL craft: *Stop!, You violated the law*
Okay but the dudes that spawn when you break rocks are super easy to beat. They're weak to pickaxes; I think they die in just like 3 or 4 hits from an iron one.
@@gaminggeckos4388 any insight on how the "semi pickaxes" such as some equipment from lycanite's equipment or paxels affect them?
@@bottlebeard No idea, I don't use them much. But I'd assume that it'd work just fine, especially considering the tools and Geodudes are both added by Lycanite's.
"He slew the elemental? DAMP EET."
"He's walking around in a cave alone? PUHMP EET."
Thank you I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard this hard, this made me cry tears of joy and wake up my roommate from laughing so loud. After putting a shamful amount of hours into RLcraft and reaped no key prgresson this was a became the funniest shit i seen in a long time.
Lmfao, great vid dude, gotta love fungal waste's ost from hollow knight
0:08 IT KEEPS HAPPENING
I TOLD YOU BRO I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE STAIRS BRO
I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING STAIRS
0:47 cain betraying abel, sometime BC colorised
3:01 gave me a mini heart attack.