Things Footballer said that I cant stop thinking about

2022 ж. 10 Қаң.
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  • I appreciate my family, my wife, my girlfriend -A wise footballer

    @zeebag1664@zeebag16642 жыл бұрын
    • He spoke and he’s in big trouble

      @pasta3765@pasta37652 жыл бұрын
    • Lol

      @ImMamba@ImMamba2 жыл бұрын
    • the problem was the apologizing after that which unveil the truth

      @noshadb.e3111@noshadb.e31112 жыл бұрын
    • @@noshadb.e3111 yeah lol

      @zeebag1664@zeebag16642 жыл бұрын
    • which country is he from?

      @butterflymoon6368@butterflymoon63682 жыл бұрын
  • “My wife and my girlfriend” and then he worked himself into a heart attack 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

    @mehrnoushrm@mehrnoushrm2 жыл бұрын
    • insha'Allah Liezel will take him back

      @OtsileM@OtsileM2 жыл бұрын
    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @rid2148@rid21482 жыл бұрын
  • Pepe is the cleanest defender in europe: - Pepe

    @leoaguinaga8599@leoaguinaga85992 жыл бұрын
    • Pepe means banana in my etnic language

      @omegoshtv5288@omegoshtv52882 жыл бұрын
    • @@omegoshtv5288 it means givegive in my language

      @lordfarquad1544@lordfarquad15442 жыл бұрын
    • @@omegoshtv5288 pepe means papaya in my language

      @ayushm8252@ayushm82522 жыл бұрын
    • It means dirty player in my language

      @n124ajdx@n124ajdx2 жыл бұрын
    • It means crunch someone’s leg in mine

      @RunicRhino22@RunicRhino222 жыл бұрын
  • You should listen to spanish speaking players after the games. It's a diamond mine I tell you. "You know, soccer is like chess but without the dice. We lost because we did not win but we have to consider that if the ball entered it would have been a goal. In the end, the game was neither good or bad but the complete opposite. Thank you."

    @Tanukiureshi@Tanukiureshi2 жыл бұрын
    • Losing my last braincells trying to decipher this

      @Moonlight-ju4qi@Moonlight-ju4qi2 жыл бұрын
    • Germans aren't any better my dude "If you ask me if I'm happier about my goal than I am sad about the draw, I'd have to say that I feel predominantly both. But you know if I'm standing in front of a goal i just don't think. I never do that. We didn't want to let the other team score, which actually went really well until their first goal. And you know, once you're 0:2 behind a 1:1 is just not possible anymore. And if you don't score, you're convinced you don't score, so you actually don't score. But in the end, this was a game that, if it went differently, could have ended differently. It's just really hard to win, if you don't score, you know. What you see here could be the anticipation for the things that come later, so hold your breath and don't forget to breathe. The likelihood of us winning is now more or less 50:50 if not even 60:60".

      @JackieGian@JackieGian2 жыл бұрын
  • This hazard laugh is gold.

    @rakesh59@rakesh592 жыл бұрын
    • And then he went to Madrid and stopped laughing

      @GiacoC@GiacoC2 жыл бұрын
    • It's a fake about arsenal 😂😂

      @tomerbauer@tomerbauer2 жыл бұрын
    • Well it is not rly his laugh and not ivanovic's voice, they were laughing about his bad englsh

      @petarkostic9755@petarkostic97552 жыл бұрын
    • @@petarkostic9755 No they laughed because he joked that Arsenal was the biggest club in the world

      @Joe-fn9mi@Joe-fn9mi2 жыл бұрын
    • @@Joe-fn9mi Nah mate, it´s edited, the real one was about some charity ad

      @marcsanz1509@marcsanz1509 Жыл бұрын
  • “My wife and my girlfriend” *Say no more*

    @MarcoReus1109@MarcoReus11092 жыл бұрын
    • I legit screamed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

      @Model_Roe@Model_Roe Жыл бұрын
  • Erling is the most honest down to earth person. Sometimes he is quirky and sarcastic, but that's how we Norwegians are. Why do people find him so funny?

    @Torsteinhauger@Torsteinhauger2 жыл бұрын
    • He's only down to earth because he downloaded the latest 'down to earth ' pack when he started his career

      @ismailhassan1234@ismailhassan12342 жыл бұрын
    • @@ismailhassan1234 😂😂

      @Torsteinhauger@Torsteinhauger2 жыл бұрын
    • Maybe because he’s a funny guy...

      @Westham_dan@Westham_dan2 жыл бұрын
    • @@ismailhassan1234 😂😂😂 That's fucking funny bruh 😂😂

      @bharatbt4139@bharatbt41392 жыл бұрын
    • i couldn't understand the conversation. what are they saying?

      @SIRTACONATOR007@SIRTACONATOR0072 жыл бұрын
  • The hazard laughing at him mentioning arsenal was fake but nvm

    @alecsbizarrememes7862@alecsbizarrememes78622 жыл бұрын
    • ok, but everyone knows that

      @jacobbalcer7913@jacobbalcer79132 жыл бұрын
    • It was? I'm out of the loop lol

      @truenoae8689@truenoae86892 жыл бұрын
    • @@jacobbalcer7913 not really.

      @alecsbizarrememes7862@alecsbizarrememes78622 жыл бұрын
    • @@truenoae8689 he just laughs at his accent still jokes

      @Skyhigh864@Skyhigh8642 жыл бұрын
    • @@jacobbalcer7913 No, some people actually think that's real.

      @everythingisawesome2903@everythingisawesome29032 жыл бұрын
  • Saf saying mascherano is one of the funniest moments in football lmao

    @ThatGuyReyansh@ThatGuyReyansh2 жыл бұрын
  • Reporter: Why did you do that? Haaland: *WHY NOT?*

    @zhongxina8427@zhongxina84272 жыл бұрын
  • "Appa pia papapa aaa papapa papapapa" Big notice from jose mourinho

    @mahdimahdavi2083@mahdimahdavi20832 жыл бұрын
  • Those Grealish ones have me crying laughing. "There's so much loike tactical stuff goin on"

    @UltimateIrishRebel@UltimateIrishRebel2 жыл бұрын
    • Yo I screamed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he doesn't know what encyclopedia means?????? Definition of dumb jock

      @Model_Roe@Model_Roe Жыл бұрын
  • “My wife and my girlfriend” -Nigerian don (Best line ever)

    @oceanmike8516@oceanmike85162 жыл бұрын
  • Jose must be protected at all costs

    @quentinosaurus7966@quentinosaurus79662 жыл бұрын
  • “Grealish is a very smart footballer”-no one ever doesn’t know what an encyclopaedia is and said that this euros is different to any other euros because of the tactical stuff going on, so that’s never been part of football before clearly tactics were made at euro 2020

    @dwarfogaming9323@dwarfogaming93232 жыл бұрын
    • It's encyclopædia

      @ourqueen8423@ourqueen84232 жыл бұрын
    • No he's right I've watched football for 100 years and never heard of the tactical stuff

      @user-hr2zy7ct8h@user-hr2zy7ct8h2 жыл бұрын
    • @@ourqueen8423 both encyclopedia and encyclopaedia are proper no need to mess with the lad

      @jacobbalcer7913@jacobbalcer79132 жыл бұрын
    • @@user-hr2zy7ct8h he’s just a genius

      @dwarfogaming9323@dwarfogaming93232 жыл бұрын
    • @@jacobbalcer7913 it was a how I met your mother reference (I hope)

      @wasgehtlol7097@wasgehtlol70972 жыл бұрын
  • I can’t stop laughing at “apapa pia a pa pa pa” randomly showing up 😹

    @jp2650@jp26502 жыл бұрын
  • 0:28 😂🤣🤣🤣

    @anushahmed@anushahmed2 жыл бұрын
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      @naomichan4130@naomichan41302 жыл бұрын
    • My man knew he fuck it up

      @chupapimunano1085@chupapimunano10852 жыл бұрын
  • The best player in the world? Ferdinand: Diego maradona Ronaldo: me Anderson: I'm Diego Maradona 😂😂

    @lebronjames464@lebronjames4642 жыл бұрын
    • I think Anderson combined both their answers and said : me , Maradona

      @tryagain5001@tryagain50012 жыл бұрын
    • @@tryagain5001 lmao like a caveman 😆

      @lebronjames464@lebronjames4642 жыл бұрын
    • That send me 🤣🤣🤣

      @martingrigorov8201@martingrigorov8201 Жыл бұрын
  • Need a 30 minutes compliation of Roy Keane and Mou

    @iMANTlS@iMANTlS2 жыл бұрын
  • Y'allright Neymar sunny init will never not make me laugh

    @shaboebaboe7482@shaboebaboe74822 жыл бұрын
  • Sir Alex Ferguson's sarcasm is gold. Obviously it would be Messi he would never sign a former Liverpool player.

    @ZexaXIII@ZexaXIII2 жыл бұрын
    • Michael Owen? he won the ballon d'or with Liverpool

      @johnnyjoestar5965@johnnyjoestar59652 жыл бұрын
    • @@johnnyjoestar5965 I mean If Messi Ineasta Xavi were present I don't think he would go for Mascherano

      @ZexaXIII@ZexaXIII2 жыл бұрын
    • No shit Sherlock

      @Hasan_Piker_Fan@Hasan_Piker_Fan2 жыл бұрын
    • @@ZexaXIII as much sense as you make the only area where that united team could have been improved,is in the dm role, which is why I don't think it was blatant sarcasm

      @adityasrivastava6428@adityasrivastava64282 жыл бұрын
  • Why can’t you stop thinking about these? ZeBra: eh, why not. I prefer not to speak.

    @bigshell33@bigshell332 жыл бұрын
  • Grealish is so dense sometimes

    @simonhdfifa1685@simonhdfifa16852 жыл бұрын
    • What did he say? I can't hear it

      @filipp3296@filipp32962 жыл бұрын
    • @@filipp3296 Dude doesn't know what an encyclopedia is

      @TheMasterpiecePD@TheMasterpiecePD2 жыл бұрын
    • @@TheMasterpiecePD i get it now thanks

      @filipp3296@filipp32962 жыл бұрын
  • Erling Haaland has the best answers to interviewers questions.

    @BianaBee@BianaBee2 жыл бұрын
    • I think it's the language barrier 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that's what makes his response so funny

      @Model_Roe@Model_Roe Жыл бұрын
  • That lingard one is an icon.

    @benkaczmar@benkaczmar2 жыл бұрын
  • 2:43 😂

    @liamr1064@liamr10642 жыл бұрын
  • *ya right neymar yeh sunny innit*

    @misasa2176@misasa21762 жыл бұрын
  • I’ve always wondered what ivanovic really said.

    @kimmazzone7179@kimmazzone71792 жыл бұрын
    • @Kim Mazzone it was a sponsor and his English was terrible and hazard started busting out of laughter

      @elviskosova2199@elviskosova21992 жыл бұрын
  • 2:40 best

    @mahirrahman2224@mahirrahman22242 жыл бұрын
  • werner also said quite a few funny things tbh

    @ankitrajendra9018@ankitrajendra90182 жыл бұрын
  • "You're testing my patience" 😂😂😂

    @pannihto7588@pannihto75882 жыл бұрын
  • 2:34 💀😂

    @zozox9044@zozox90442 жыл бұрын
  • 1:08 Me explaining to my mum when she opens the door at me at the bathroom why I was dancing Nak**

    @footballeditzs.7735@footballeditzs.77352 жыл бұрын
  • DO NOT EVEN.. no no no no no the weather? the weather? yea? the weather? yea?

    @erenthec9281@erenthec92812 жыл бұрын
  • The second he said arsenal he just started laughing so much amazing

    @hcvideos2471@hcvideos2471 Жыл бұрын
  • Epic thumbnail

    @dude3099@dude30992 жыл бұрын
  • Ferguson eventually signed the English Mascherano, Phil Jones. Respect.

    @chidubem826@chidubem8262 жыл бұрын
  • When Keane said ‘really’ it gives me madddd Ricky Gervais vibes

    @georgepowell2504@georgepowell25042 жыл бұрын
  • "Apapapiyapapapa ahpapapa ah papapa" really felt that😤

    @fbislimshady@fbislimshady2 жыл бұрын
  • Eden is funny guy, nowhere to be seen or found since that laughter, seems like emile smith-rowe will be uncatchable for him in 5 years time hahahahaha

    @viktorkopinc4055@viktorkopinc40552 жыл бұрын
  • That euros had tactical stuff going all over the place

    @ned7001@ned70012 жыл бұрын
  • Ronaldo once said: -Insalllah -Süüü ü

    @morijin6031@morijin60312 жыл бұрын
  • My family, my wife and my gelfriend Moments before disaster

    @Ars-back223@Ars-back223 Жыл бұрын
  • Never realized Ronaldo was such a goon, also can't believe you didnt include Alex Ferguson's "could have killed the lad" van persie moment

    @joefawcett2191@joefawcett21912 жыл бұрын
  • Guess you're sleeping alone .... Like Haaland

    @blast473@blast4732 жыл бұрын
    • 🥲

      @insanegaming4061@insanegaming40612 жыл бұрын
    • Haaland's second language is English that can only explain why his interviews sound so awkward

      @Model_Roe@Model_Roe Жыл бұрын
  • The guy before Jose should have taken Jose's advice.

    @anthonyhiggins9799@anthonyhiggins97992 жыл бұрын
  • @0.23 My wife... and my girlfriend... lmao.

    @finding_aether@finding_aether2 жыл бұрын
  • Half of these are dubbed. The Hazard one had the Chelsea boys promoting some charity and JT said his part in his standard British voice with inflection etc and then Ivanovic stuttered in his deep Serbian accent and it made Eden Hazard crack up

    @StevenDavisonYT@StevenDavisonYT2 жыл бұрын
    • So just one then

      @jadenbowden7828@jadenbowden78282 жыл бұрын
  • "Yeah Maradona" "ME" "Yeah no Maradona" 😂😂😂😂

    @Akuzastar@Akuzastar2 жыл бұрын
  • Sir Alex on Messi 😂😂

    @mgstudioskenya@mgstudioskenya2 жыл бұрын
  • Grealish is SUCH a footballer.

    @butterflymoon6368@butterflymoon63682 жыл бұрын
    • He's walking definition of dumb jock 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you don't know what encyclopedia means my dude?????? Oh my word

      @Model_Roe@Model_Roe Жыл бұрын
  • Timo Werner saying that he loves Fortnite and watches Fortinite streams would've been epic to put in here

    @prysrek8858@prysrek88582 жыл бұрын
  • Classics.

    @ZexaXIII@ZexaXIII2 жыл бұрын
  • Halland is built different

    @LocalNoob_2@LocalNoob_22 жыл бұрын
  • You missing im getting old by haaland

    @covidmakesmoney866@covidmakesmoney8662 жыл бұрын
  • Roy Keane is the best 😂😂

    @dagemabera1353@dagemabera13532 жыл бұрын
  • Ferdinand :”Diego Maradona.” Ronaldo:”Me” everyone laughs Now a days everyone : SSUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

    @modestpelicanpelicanking3108@modestpelicanpelicanking3108 Жыл бұрын
  • Mascherano

    @Syro07@Syro072 жыл бұрын
  • "My wife and my girlfriend-- I mean only my wife, sorry to say!" (Mans knew he messed up lmaooo)

    @Uthmaan@Uthmaan Жыл бұрын
  • You aight Neyma sunny innit?

    @theogreflex5849@theogreflex58492 жыл бұрын
  • “InCHAllah”

    @limdoo6473@limdoo64732 жыл бұрын
  • AH noooo🤣🤣🤣

    @RJa26@RJa262 жыл бұрын
  • Da weader? DA WEADER!?

    @Hafris33@Hafris332 жыл бұрын
  • Where was the Harry Kane Scholes clip?

    @lordshivag@lordshivag2 жыл бұрын
  • Even tho the chelsea clip is fake its still funny

    @Yakonsupremacy@Yakonsupremacy2 жыл бұрын
  • My wife and my girlfriend. I'm dead😂

    @hassanmuse3930@hassanmuse39302 жыл бұрын
    • Bruh I screamed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I nearly died laughing that was hysterical

      @Model_Roe@Model_Roe Жыл бұрын
  • That laugh 1:21 😂

    @abhilashsaikia3916@abhilashsaikia39162 жыл бұрын
    • . aaaAa! Haaa Ha Ha

      @Ripfox@Ripfox2 жыл бұрын
  • Grealish trying to speak is amazing to watch

    @lightcase377@lightcase3772 жыл бұрын
  • 1:20 ok but why would you post a fake one when the original is even funniest

    @pavlestojanovic9631@pavlestojanovic96312 жыл бұрын
  • CR7 is so sure because he have the determination and willing to work harder than anyone to be the best player in the world

    @leroymane@leroymane2 жыл бұрын
    • And hes still not

      @jeshpeshable@jeshpeshable2 жыл бұрын
    • @@jeshpeshable legit lmao

      @shuumo453@shuumo4532 жыл бұрын
    • @@jeshpeshable but he was

      @maaaaaap@maaaaaap2 жыл бұрын
    • @@jeshpeshable he is still a legend, and at one point he was the best player in the world

      @adrian16281@adrian162812 жыл бұрын
  • Everytime I listen a British guy speaking, remember: A bo'ohw'o'wo'er meme

    @hectorsandoval9181@hectorsandoval91812 жыл бұрын
    • I screamed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Grealish is definition of dumb jock

      @Model_Roe@Model_Roe Жыл бұрын
  • P2?

    @marosleosulej5448@marosleosulej54482 жыл бұрын
  • U want some chikkhhen lad

    @alfiewright1396@alfiewright13962 жыл бұрын
  • Apapapiapapapa aapapa PAPAPA 🙂

    @petyolobutov221@petyolobutov2212 жыл бұрын
  • whys no one talking about the last edited video of neymar and rashford😭🤣

    @nxg1265@nxg1265 Жыл бұрын
    • The first clip of the wife and girlfriend overshadowed everything else 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

      @Model_Roe@Model_Roe Жыл бұрын
  • My respect for begovic 📈📈📈

    @babatundaeisthegoat1176@babatundaeisthegoat11762 жыл бұрын
  • Was cristiano drunk in that clip? What was going on there.

    @yo_eddie2576@yo_eddie25762 жыл бұрын
    • The AI algorithm was re booting

      @garymcmanus9946@garymcmanus99462 жыл бұрын
  • 🤣🤣🤣

    @Anil-ie4xs@Anil-ie4xs2 жыл бұрын
  • 0:33

    @kingjam3s540@kingjam3s5402 жыл бұрын
  • Lmfao Ivanovich hahahhahahhaha that was amazing

    @panosa7789@panosa77892 жыл бұрын
  • My wife and my girlfriend💀

    @moonlightfitz@moonlightfitz2 жыл бұрын
  • 0:24 LMAO

    @the1andOnlyDarwuso@the1andOnlyDarwuso2 жыл бұрын
  • why u do that y not? lmao

    @CH01CE_@CH01CE_2 жыл бұрын
  • Good thing Grealish has his looks…

    @peter9111@peter91112 жыл бұрын
    • Idk I screamed when I saw that part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 but most of them sound like dumb jocks no brain cells

      @Model_Roe@Model_Roe Жыл бұрын
  • Who’s the guy that says “really you know”

    @selahkeys@selahkeys2 жыл бұрын
  • "Arsenal lol"

    @tadiwamhlanga2933@tadiwamhlanga29332 жыл бұрын
  • THE WEATHA, THE WHEATHA

    @limao1477@limao14772 жыл бұрын
  • My name is Maradona

    @mebanshanrynjah7319@mebanshanrynjah73192 жыл бұрын
    • your name is mebanshan rynjah

      @bosstha1749@bosstha17492 жыл бұрын
  • I was about to comment but I have nothing to say

    @annergetic2728@annergetic2728 Жыл бұрын
  • Why not

    @marioionion2@marioionion22 жыл бұрын
  • That’s haaland u spak😂

    @mirrorthorns275@mirrorthorns2752 жыл бұрын
  • Yo neymar sunny innit

    @porkeman9007@porkeman90072 жыл бұрын
  • know any scouse??

    @47michaelcooper@47michaelcooper2 жыл бұрын
  • Sunny innit ahhaha

    @idrissb9742@idrissb97422 жыл бұрын
  • Do you need a good IQ to kick a bag of air round a field ? Just deep pockets to carry all their cash is good enough

    @inline829@inline829 Жыл бұрын
  • Arsenal 😂

    @snapop200@snapop2002 жыл бұрын
  • is there anyone who could understand Rashford and Lingard?

    @goodboi3455@goodboi34552 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah

      @Footy-shorts@Footy-shorts Жыл бұрын
  • no one beats haaland

    @jusltv@jusltv Жыл бұрын
  • Who is the very first guy?

    @austinnevels7447@austinnevels74472 жыл бұрын
  • my wife and my girlfriend.....

    @AtomicXen@AtomicXen2 жыл бұрын
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