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Werner was definitely the kid that went up to random people and started talking about dinosaurs
best comment hahahaha
hahhahah lmao
True
A girl started a conversation with me asking me my favourite fish at a party, we went through categories of speed, looks, intelligence etc. Then I brought up dinosaurs and she thought that was weird😂 dinosaurs are apparently not a good topic
@@chasfarthing244 her loss
Timo talking about Fortnite in a champions league interview is peak 😂
Watch da da fortnite cup
Griezman did the take the L dance in the last world cup lmao
He mentionened montana black
Hahaha and about twitch streamers
he is talking to interviewers even tho they are all atleast probably 40 and boomers
As a german i understand Timo 100%, he speaks the german words in english, without english grammatic logic hahaha
seins Sprache hört sich sehr falsch an, aber feier ihn dafür 🤣🤣
Einfach schlechtestes englisch 😂
exactly as you do in that comment 😂😂
Alles was er redet hört sich einfach falsch an
Ja
Timo Werner - truly a sigma German _ Does not create the issue in the first place - no onion, no tears _ Despises egg and ketchup, only bread and cheese - truly Germanic _ Puts ketchup in pasta just to mess with Italians _ Embraces German culture, does not care about US/UK music
@@Bl4z3MC fra che cosa dici
@@Bl4z3MC I’m not Italian but I am
Do people actually eat pasta with ketchup? I thought it was a joke...
@@mca7982 We do in Sweden, fairly common.
@@mca7982 I mean it pretty good ngl. I’m Belgian though.
I 100 percent agree with his Egg and Onion logic.
Who asked
@@ethankneale5855 who asked you
@@friso7762 who asked you
@@baycooper3467 I asked you
@@niekroth1107 but I didn’t
Even tho he can't score he is probably the nicest person 😂
he can. you just don't know his prime moments
he's not a striker
124 senior career goals would disagree with the first part of your comment
@@MussNdSchmeckeMussWirkeKollege Yeah. EPL fans are usually too narrow minded to watch the bundesliga lol.
He’s been better this season😀
2:10 so that's why Timo doesn't score, he thinks when the ball touches the bar it's in. It all makes sense now. Damn what a baller
Wtf do you really think He doesn't Score or Not often ? Just recently He Made There Goals 1 Assist and 1 Offside Goal in there Games for Germany.
@@grussgott0768 I don't think he was saying in the way u took it , he was joking I guess
@@grussgott0768 dang bro. Calm down
underrated
@@grussgott0768 You missed the joke ._.
Werner seems so clueless everywere he gies😅
no I think English is the problem here. you don't know his German conversations
Even on the pitch
@@sxmuelm7120 that’s why he’s a professional playing for Chelsea and helped them win CL ok
It’s hard when you move to a different country and the people there expect you to be fluent in their language and culture.
everywhere he goooooeeeeessss
"Give me Zidane and 10 Timo Werners I'll win you the CL" - Ole
Needed*
is zidane the gk?
@@pratham2333 GM advisor 🤣
@@pratham2333 no Timo Werners are the dead wood!
I can just imagine zidane shouting something and 10 werners running straight at the ball
bless his heart you can tell that he's a very pure guy
This man is hilarious both off and on the pitch 🤣
He's like the normal guy in a world of wierd people😂
I love how he questions her questions like "why" or "what is this" im deceased
I like how he showed HOI 4 gameplay afrer Timo said "Cause im german". Glad to see this game isnt only present in the history community
Lukaku just entered the chat: "Who is makin' fun of my boyy? I'm gonna shut yo down b''
Timo the German Homelander with morals.
You can only hate timo if your a Chelsea fan
Lol
Lol Chelsea fans love him
He played a big part in helping us win CL I’ll always be thankful of him for that, and he works tirelessly every game giving his 100%
So fkn true lol
@@ropwee5766 yes we do🔥
He's already proving that when he miss face to face everytime
He's just such a gem
The song at the end killed me 😂😂 its a Taboo Song in Germany tbh
Jup- me watching this video and have to mute it fast.
I think it’s illegal to play in the public this anthem of the Third Reich, isn’t it?
@@Kolious_Thrace That's the first verse of the german national anthem. It's actually not illegal to play or sing it (and the second verse too), but of you do you're considered nationalist or politically far-right.
@@peterpharaol9191 oh, good to know. I think I read somewhere that playing the anthem of the third reich in public in Germany can cause you a lot of trouble, you might even end up in jail. Of course, I do not know German and I cannot tell the difference between the German anthem and the ‘’other one’’ The bad one it’s that who says Deutschland uber alles, isn’t it? I know that some verses of the original anthem were changed when he… came to power. It is a bit of a problem for non-Germans to distinguish the differences.
@@Kolious_Thrace Yeah, it's a bit complicated, but I hope I can explain it. There is no "anthem of the third reich". The anthem, that was used during the third reich is the "Lied der Deutschen" ("Song of the Germans"). It's first verse starts with "Deutschland, Deutschland über alles". It was created in 1841 and 1922 it was introduced as the german national anthem during the Weimar Republic. When the Nazis rised to power, they kept this anthem. It would often be played together with the "Horst-Wessel-Lied" (Song of Horst Wessel), the unofficial anthem of the Nazi Party. After the end of WW2, the "Horst-Wessel-Lied" was forbidden, but the "Lied der Deutschen" wasn't. The official german anthem today is just the third verse, however. So, in conclusion, the first (which is played in the video) and second verse are no longer part of the official anthem, but they aren't forbidden. As I explained in the first comment, playing and using it would cause you negative attention, but no judicial consequences.
His what is this gets me every time 😭😭😭
Timo is a good guy....I don't know why people troll him so much
bro he's my new fav. spurs player now
bro the in the end you use the forbidden part of the national anthem😂
Its Not a forbidden Part, its the old one from the Nazis.
@@grussgott0768 why does everybody think itˋs from the nazis. It was written even before ww1 startet.
@Hydra Force your mother
@@erz_stxrm5518 because the nazis idiolized it and that's what made it banned frrom being the national anthem
@Hydra Force It was written in 1841…that’s before ww1. Lack of education.
even if he doesn't score he really works hard 💙😥
this guy was a beast when he was in RB Leipzig. damn.
He can be intentionally funny when he tries to score too
This is the best video i‘ve seen in a long time😂
The editing was good on this one
Haha Werner ist so ne Legende 😂😂
Timo has been good so far just missed a few chances,but he is scoring and I’m happy for him
if he went to Liverpool he would be the best striker in Premier League under Klopp right now. Mentality and the way how players feel and how happy they are plays the role. Sometimes more, sometimes less. Werner is weak same as Coutinho. Give them love...and they'll be the best.
3:01 I don't really loose it often when laughing. However, this just killed me! (I am a verdammter German by the way)
Der Schluss war zu ehrlich alter xD miesen lachkick geschoben
I'm learning your city names in college and I'm having a horrible time. Why couldn't you have named your cities easier bruh
@@rocketlaunch99 dont ask us we also sometimes ask ourselfs what the hell Our ancestors did...
Really excited to see his return to the Prem, hope he scores against United later 🔥
Thank you for making me commit crimes by playing the forbidden verse of the anthem.
Timo is one of my favourite footballers he is so funny and I just admire him
If he wasn't a professionnel footballer he would work in an IKEA or summat. 🤣 Nice guy definitely, can't hate him.
He sounds like a nice guy
even though he missed a lot of chances, I still love him, he's an amazing person, stay in Chelsea !!!!!
"were kids jealous of you in the playground" "Wot?" "...were people jealous-" "No"
bro played the forbidden verse of the national anthem
The music that is played at 3:20 about is illegal because it was the German National song in 1940 at WW2
An example of a man that doesn't care about what people think of him.
Bless him 😂😂😂😂😂
Never in my life would see a football related clip and HOI4 at same vid. Lmao.
I love temo one of the reasons I became a Chelsea fan 💙🏆⚽️
the ending got me like xD
Scrambled Egg with Ketchup.. what is this? 😂 So gut einfach haha
I died when the German national anthem started playing 💀💀
Muller- Am I a joke to you?
Timo is clear
Gosh I love Timo.
If this man was a KZheadr, he would have more playbuttons than trophies when he's retired.
i thought this was a compilation of his missed goals
Der anfang schon hahahah 10/10
He is sooo funny and humble
The end was godless. Like this part of the song is forbidden in Germany 😂
I love the end
Loved the hoi4 reference.
same
As a Tottenham fan, I love having him but I have to close my eyes every-time he goes for goal. Sets up good chances but dear lord don’t shoot 😂
Plz upload daily bro
as a german person who can speak fluent english, this is just really hard to watch lmao
Agreed😂 But it is understandable, moving to another country is hard. Everybody there expects you to speak their language fluently and know the cultural differences between both countries. I am offered to do an year abroad in Spain as a Student in a part time after school care. They would speak German completely at that school. But when I go outside…I have no clue. I don’t know a single word Spanish.
you’re albanian
@@wellplayed4 his first 4 words refute your hypothesis.
@@i_can_c_u_2295 When you go outside and you need to think fast, it's really hard because you don't know what's next and then you become afraid to speak and make mistakes and everyone laugh at you. I have learned english by myself during the pandemic, and I never had any conversation since I started, so I'm kinda afraid to not be able to be meaningful if you know what I mean.
@@renanvinicius6036 I was in London for 4 weeks and that was my first experience with a native English speaker. I was so nervous, but it was okay. I made one or two mistakes, but they knew what I was talking about…that was the main goal. And if the year abroad was is England, the US or Australia, it would be not that problem, because English isn’t that problem, but Spanish is. I don’t know a single word…I have to hope that they can speak English and would have to communicate like that.
Chillige Hymne alter😂
I never thought i would see a hoi4 meme on a football video LOL
the fucking close up on his face when he talks about himself playing fortnite and fifa a lot is the most funniest thing ever
Thought it was just gonna be a clip of him playing football
2:32 have you ever had those dreams?
the end ended me 😂😂
Last bit was soo funny😂
03:09 This verse of the hymn is illegal here in Germany because of the Text😅
We miss TIMO 🥺
I like that he is playing the forbidden hmyn from germany
His onion logic is the best
I don't even follow football but this guy is jokes, might be a Chelsea fan now ahaha
2:48 Monte und Timo sind jetzt so 🤝
Muller-balotelli celebration
2:20 Me (German) in a speakexam in englisch hahahah
Broooo the ending
monte as comedian ah yes
3:03 😂😂
Brooo hahhaha thats the forbidden part of the german hymn and i had it like on full volume :DD
Timo is a good guy
Egg and ketchup belong together, just the best thing ever so I’m on your side Mounty
The HOI4 Timelapse was comedy gold
Yee
0:47 Jorginho better not catch him eating pasta with ketchup
hes actually brazilian i doubt hed care tbh
Ketchup and eggs go very well together
When mention "some english players", I knew it was Mason =)))
Weird and funny 🤣🤣
Alter das Ende... ohmannomann
I had to watch this random video about Timo Werner to hear the forbidden part of my countrys national anthem. Wow.
The thumbnail fits the video so fucking perfect
They playing the old Hymne😅🤣 Oh Man🤣
I love him for some reason his funny bro haha
Funniest thing is that Chelsea fans were giving it the big one about him signing for them instead of Liverpool and then we went and signed Jota who can't stop scoring.
Ketchup and pasta, the fuuuuuuuck 😂
the name of the song at the end of this video ? if I can get the direct link to that song, it would be awesome
The Song at the end is the „forbidden“ verse of the German national anthem. It‘s the First verse. But it is not really forbidden, but you don‘t sing or play it in the publicity, because they may think you are a Nazi. Today in Germany the third verse of the national anthem is used for every international appearances and in Germany of course just sing and learn the third verse.
He is the 2nd one world wide of his stream
1:12 what version of the sigma male song is this 😭😭😭
i also enjoy eggs with ketchup, don't see the issue with it. I also enjoy pasta with ketchup, and my favorite ice cream!
Poor guy was bullied for being bad at chelsea, now people should realise that he wasn't the problem. It doesnt matter now, atleast we got these golden moments.