When graham bell invented the telephone, he already had 2 missed calls from Zlatan.
@editingcentral11974 жыл бұрын
ROFL
@alecdorasandler66904 жыл бұрын
Nice 😆😆
@apraew204 жыл бұрын
Brooo😂😂😂😂😂
@cregnorack77303 жыл бұрын
Meucci*
@marcellomarcucci33483 жыл бұрын
Well that is because it was basically Nikola Tesla who invented the telephone so it all makes sense now.
@SleepForge3 жыл бұрын
Once Zlatan went to school late. The teacher punished the other students for coming early
@Tamerlane6193 жыл бұрын
LMFAO 🤣
@prabhsingh59362 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@catness94802 жыл бұрын
Copied
@user-rj8gl3zq4f2 жыл бұрын
The Worst day of Zlatan’s life was February 30th. Now it doesn’t exist
@mabick51575 жыл бұрын
Nice one. Never heard this before lol
@donthateinnovate12394 жыл бұрын
And had a mediocre day on 29th feb, that is why it comes once in 4 years !
@devanshtiwari50964 жыл бұрын
🙃
@Beas21334 жыл бұрын
that one.... is good
@astonix24554 жыл бұрын
Zlatan is the worse day for February 30th
@vegito-sama4 жыл бұрын
*When Zlatan was a kid he told his parents a bedtime story.*
@besnik26665 жыл бұрын
😂
@brendapascale7865 жыл бұрын
*When Zlatans parents were scared they would sleep with Zlatan :v*
@eiy40324 жыл бұрын
@@eiy4032 and not in the kid friendly way
@kidnamedfingerrr4 жыл бұрын
@@kidnamedfingerrr 🤦
@eemuhalinen84594 жыл бұрын
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@user-nu9im9zc8s3 жыл бұрын
When Zlatan’s phone rings in a movie theater, the movie is paused.
@deesnuts37173 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@catness94802 жыл бұрын
When zlatan left home at 16 he told his father, " you're the man of the house now"!!!
@badger21533 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@venudivi84643 жыл бұрын
🤣
@pedrogoncalo92763 жыл бұрын
underrated
@MembersOfHistory3 жыл бұрын
Best!
@jaykay74812 жыл бұрын
When zlatan takes a photo . The camera smiles for him
@Sparapet3015 жыл бұрын
Where are you going next? Good ebening btw
@granth21824 жыл бұрын
Lmao😂😂
@wissamsidki30644 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@BeautyLilya4 жыл бұрын
gud ebening
@amarson23224 жыл бұрын
in the beninging
@dome42053 жыл бұрын
Zlatan once missed 3 months of school. Now people call it Summer Break.
@reda98335 жыл бұрын
In the UK it’s 2 months
@8r3l4 жыл бұрын
3 months for summer break!!???When to they do their studies??
@francisyanthan1034 жыл бұрын
@@8r3l I'm sorry 4 u😂
@zanabarwary96594 жыл бұрын
@@8r3l In Germany 6 weeks 🤣
@mer79714 жыл бұрын
Mer Haha ja
@kampfpuffi90444 жыл бұрын
when zlatan installs an app they have to accept zlatan's terms and conditions
@DrQaisarAyaz3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@yunus13522 жыл бұрын
@Qaisar Ayaz Love that one 😂
@EmilyHartley25989 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@wayneweiable Жыл бұрын
When the devil goes to sleep he checks under his bed for Zlatan.
@mike89box4 жыл бұрын
Underrated bro😂
@josinjaison49683 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
@African.Football3 жыл бұрын
Hé does for Jesus tho
@lowlander54323 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@addictrogue5163 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆
@lindaelzu17553 жыл бұрын
Zlatan miss school for 2 days.Those days are now called Saturday and sunday
@jfarroyotv65478 жыл бұрын
+JfarroyoTV I go to school on Saturday...
@user-em1fk7ll6t8 жыл бұрын
Dumbass it's not my fault. I MUST go to school on Saturdays. Well, at least I'm not as stupid as you are.
@user-em1fk7ll6t8 жыл бұрын
+JfarroyoTV moron
@hotbennapitupulu45078 жыл бұрын
no school missed Zlatan!
@bingevintage81248 жыл бұрын
+Bryan Vazquez its not the same rules in every country dumbass
@DrAG-oq6cl8 жыл бұрын
without a doubt probably the most honest, in-your-face football player that has ever walked this earth.
@Max_Kleiber8 жыл бұрын
Omar El'Daghestani lmfao without a doubt probably
@vladimircoslovbichbich72068 жыл бұрын
Max Dee ERIC CANTONA.
@Batumtl8 жыл бұрын
+Batuhan Mutlu eric would bash your head in before he voiced anything but now a days that would be a good thing freaking reporters, refs, and fans get on players nerves.
@176cgna8 жыл бұрын
dejan savicevic as well. that guy was a character
@Batlca8 жыл бұрын
+OmarEl'Daghestani English all over again
@GloomySkiez8 жыл бұрын
Zlatan once left a half eaten apple. A random company used it as their logo!
@arvindnair34063 жыл бұрын
lmao.....
@dynamicboys94803 жыл бұрын
Not bad...
@Warr10rX3 жыл бұрын
Hmmm let me see It was Microsoft? 😂😂😂
@leooxd73023 жыл бұрын
That eaten piece of apple is called Samsung
@xiazenxero76242 жыл бұрын
huawei
@n7j4 Жыл бұрын
There will never be another Zlatan. I hope he continues to play into his 50's!😃
@lalolara123 Жыл бұрын
He unfortunately retired today. 😢
@mishua833711 ай бұрын
Only Zlatan can pull out and have eleven babies.
@Azrael4428 жыл бұрын
Comment of the century xD
@KnorkeGeek8 жыл бұрын
CommonSense0695 and sterling
@dashingandreas8 жыл бұрын
CommonSense0695 THIS IS GOLD, I CRIED OF LAUGHTER
@MFBhaf068 жыл бұрын
U just won comment of the year!
@cane30538 жыл бұрын
CommonSense0695 took me a few seconds to understand the reference. Genius.
@dromtl72508 жыл бұрын
When Zlatan comes to your house he gives you the wifi password
@XxSwiftCrossxX8 жыл бұрын
😂
@munathapa64228 жыл бұрын
+SwiftCross Hahaha
@richardflood30588 жыл бұрын
Oh man, that's funny shit xD
@jesseb98648 жыл бұрын
+SwiftCross Zlatan doesn't do try-outs. The rest is history.
@donedeal7258 жыл бұрын
hahaha lol
@Lordisking2428 жыл бұрын
4:53 Zlatan is about to give the referee a Red Card 🤣🤣
@Ha.Hkm14 жыл бұрын
I imagine him being like: The ref doesnt give the cards Zlatan does Now get the fuck out
@jhoennylol72344 жыл бұрын
Every morning Zlatan wakes up his alarm clock.
@londonboy9563 жыл бұрын
He wakes up his clock
@metehanozen98663 жыл бұрын
@@metehanozen9866 ye
@obamabinladen72343 жыл бұрын
Obama Bin Laden i have no idea why i wrote that
@metehanozen98663 жыл бұрын
@@metehanozen9866 Sorry I have homosexuality idk
@obamabinladen72343 жыл бұрын
Zlatan killed two STONES with one BIRD
@sjsjsusususj55597 жыл бұрын
Ur logic is the next level
@perezjose48744 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ahammedfaaiz37614 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@mojalefapitso93774 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sachinmehta27433 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@athulrajr91213 жыл бұрын
4:41 Zlatan doesn't come to you. You come to Zlatan.
@southparkownz7868 жыл бұрын
Texas Poon Tappa hahahahhahahahhahahhaha
@schoolfrad1788 жыл бұрын
Lolol the goal comes to zlatan too
@MabzProductionz8 жыл бұрын
cuz am THE BOSS
@MauricioCar20008 жыл бұрын
+Abdul Rahman lel
@LOLlolololololololog8 жыл бұрын
Brunolin rubro negro You're not.
@katerinapatiniotis55987 жыл бұрын
1. When Zlatan works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does 2. When Zlatan comes to your house he gives you the Wi-fi password. 3. Zlatan once went to cinema and the movie watched Zlatan for two hours. 4. Zlatan does not draw teams in the Champions League, teams draw Zlatan. 5. Zlatan's keyboard doesn't have a question mark, Zlatan only has answer. 6. Zlatan can tie his boots with his feet. 7. Zlatan once took an IQ-test and the IQ-test immdiatly got updated. 8. Zlatan once met the Pope and made him become a muslim and then a cristian again. 9. When Zlatan crosses the immigration boards the officers shows their passport to Zlatan. 10. Zlatan once went out for bike ride and accidentaly won the " Tour D'France ". 11. When Zlatan and the priest sat in the confession chair the priest confessed his sins for Zlatan. 12. When Zlatan chops onions the onion cries. 13. When Zlatan sleeps the dream dreams about Zlatan. 14. Zlatan got shot once and now the bullet is in critical condition. 15. When Zlatan comes to your wedding you become the best man. 16. Zlatan can hear sign language. 17. Jesus could walk on water, Zlatan can swim through land. 18. Man U signed a contract to play for Zlatan. 19. 911 calls Zlatan for help. 20. Once Zlatan got the corona virus,now the virus is in quarantine. 21. Zlatan won a staring contest against Mona Lisa. 22. When Neil Armstrong was on his way to the moon,Zlatan was already on his way back home from the moon. 23. When Zlatan takes a shower the soap gets clean. 24. The corona virus wears a mask now after touching Zlatan.
@suatkayatennis4 жыл бұрын
number 10 is the best xD
@Iloveplayingguitar4 жыл бұрын
Suat Kaya Best laugh I’ve ever had! Thank you!!😂😂😂
@basil84744 жыл бұрын
@@basil8474 you are welcome
@suatkayatennis4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmao
@modiii99824 жыл бұрын
Haha the machine does
@daybot16064 жыл бұрын
I don’t even generally watch football but this man is something else 🤣🤣🤣
@ananosartania5634 Жыл бұрын
4:50 Zlatan doesn't goes to the referee, the referee goes to Zlatan.
@yandro39308 жыл бұрын
Epic
@Agent-ik1ui5 жыл бұрын
Boss
@tashicourtoiskeeperchannel57295 жыл бұрын
True that lol
@joepesci36445 жыл бұрын
*the ref comes to Zlatan
@shivrajmulik49975 жыл бұрын
@Bilal Khalid no in hospital
@sushantobose33385 жыл бұрын
I felt bad for the reporter that was also a camera guy lmfao
@LaRusso7 жыл бұрын
lmao
@nella85557 жыл бұрын
LaRusso papiss speak to low budget haha
@Oakland5107 жыл бұрын
what about martial and his brand AM9?
@eXpertise77 жыл бұрын
LaRusso u cant hust send a cameraguy from god zlathan
@samarasinghe917 жыл бұрын
@Bilal Khalid oh god you're so funny...
@goku4455 жыл бұрын
I love how he’s either having fun, gets angry or is just bored.
@realisbesser93073 жыл бұрын
When Zlatan went to college, the college got a diploma
@ulricclayton34283 жыл бұрын
The greatest and most lovable ego in the history of sport
@foxmulder81395 жыл бұрын
1. Muhammad Ali 2. Mike Tyson 3. Zlatan These are the 3 ranked egos for me
@solaimanwahab52863 жыл бұрын
TheTimbalanders lol messi's is worse than ronaldo in terms of ego
@hadifelani3 жыл бұрын
@TheTimbalanders what about Floyd?
@augustinemensah3 жыл бұрын
TheTimbalanders oh, forget already who's the one who were saying he wants to retire from national team yet still returns, and it's not only once he did that 😏 oh, and also, remember the recent news saying that some particular superstar wants to move out from his club after getting his team smacked by their ass with those 8-2 score and even trying to sue the president after knowing that his parter is getting sacked via a phone call, but still stays yet again for another season 😏😏 sure, he doesn't throw any tantrum about goals, but he DOES throws a huge tantrum if his desires are not granted 🤔🤔🤔
@hadifelani3 жыл бұрын
TheTimbalanders not to mention having as far as getting the La Liga excecutives to beg for him to stay lmao 🤣🤣🤣 Shouldn't I be the one who asks HOW did he NOT egoistical instead? 🤔🤔🤔
@hadifelani3 жыл бұрын
If I was a journalist, I'd be so scared to interview him, he would just embarrass me and make me take up knitting instead lol
@TinyShoken8 жыл бұрын
Well, it's all about saying: Sorry for taking your holy time, my holy, righteous and powerful God.
@matthiasdaltrui34568 жыл бұрын
Low Budget
@Spamfriedrice3238 жыл бұрын
Tinizel The only person who should be embarrassed is Zlatan for acting like a imature boy!
@PetigaPetra8 жыл бұрын
+Petra Bockarovska Hater!
@ashasheera84418 жыл бұрын
good u know not to be a journalist now
@1998Ahad8 жыл бұрын
Zlatan was sent to the principal’s office in high school. The principal is still in the detention room
@lildawg18324 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@pavannair64694 жыл бұрын
😆🤣🤣
@lakinougeorges70073 жыл бұрын
Zlatan is the kind of guy that you wanna have as friend but not as an enemy
@MrHardGod3 жыл бұрын
He is just unexplainably good ...n the best striker in the world ..viva la Zlatan ibrahimovic 👍
@hinaaqil5139 жыл бұрын
Hina Aqil He is not the best striker in the world.
@OrphansCorpse9 жыл бұрын
Yes he is
@hockeyloadshd41289 жыл бұрын
Hina Aqil I would say Agüero is the best striker in the world
@user-kh9sm2dw1l9 жыл бұрын
I respect your opinion ...but Zlatan ibrahimovic is the best ...no one can be as good as him
@hinaaqil5139 жыл бұрын
Kristoffer Kämpe why is everyone after zlatan ibrahimovic idk
@hinaaqil5139 жыл бұрын
When King Zlatan Scores, the opponents better celebrate his goal...🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@dk76585 жыл бұрын
Or else we know what's happening after the match
@jhoennylol72344 жыл бұрын
Because its an own goal 😂😂😁
@RolexLeoDilli3 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣🤣
@mokhtarzaaraoui12583 жыл бұрын
Zlatan : You're a journalist or a camera guy Journalist : Am a journalist Zlatan :So why are you holding the camera
@Ha.Hkm14 жыл бұрын
NEW Subtitles now available! Select 'English' in video settlings. After looking through feedback I felt like this video needs some more context and subtitles to make it more understandable. The mix of languages and accents can be hard to hear for some, so I hope that writing it in English will help. When I first published this video it was just for a bit of fun, I never expected it to get some much attention. These clips are exclusively from the 2014-15 season at PSG and the context may be less clear to people as time goes on. I am happy to add in more comments and explanations in the video if needed, so feel free to make suggestions and ask questions. I still can't believe that Zlatan is still playing at 38. I realise that some of these clips may make him seem quite harsh at times, but I recommend reading his book 'I am Zlatan' to get an insight into his mentality and background before you judge. Finally, I hope everyone is keeping safe in these times wherever you are.
@IciCestSports4 жыл бұрын
when Zlatan comes to your house, you're the guest
@PabloEscobar-qh5hs6 жыл бұрын
Zlatan doesn't come to your house, Your house comes to Zlatan.
@stonebanks65215 жыл бұрын
I would know that. When Zlatan comes to my house, I'll throw him out again. And that's the end of the topic.
@michaelsturm99175 жыл бұрын
He stays at the door.
@goku4455 жыл бұрын
Michael Sturm you don’t throw zlatan away , zlatan throws you away
@TheLegendaryR94 жыл бұрын
5:33 Only Zlatan could pull out and still have eleven babies
@TelecastPropellor967 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 so true
@bensharp67597 жыл бұрын
Positive Comment
@bobobro81877 жыл бұрын
Lol! Omg!
@MrNissetuta5 жыл бұрын
Waaaaaahahahahahahaha GOOD one!!! 😆😆😆🎯🎯🎯
@junglegirl51745 жыл бұрын
m dead🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@sswagsshank3 жыл бұрын
Do you ever look at a comment and think "why didn't I write that ?"
@cris7ianorona7do164 жыл бұрын
no
@n3n4d3 жыл бұрын
No
@lilbroomstick44503 жыл бұрын
no
@francescodalton39973 жыл бұрын
No
@leooo88073 жыл бұрын
No
@extrovertedsigma3 жыл бұрын
3:07 Zlatan : "And you know better football than me ?" Journalist : "No" Zlatan : "So why are you talking ?" End of the game
@@fieliep1040 As Zlatan says: There's only one Zlatan.
@DFandV3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂👍
@fazakasrobertzoltan95273 жыл бұрын
I don't even enjoy or watch football -- but Zlatan is Zlatan.
@sursomsatan12258 жыл бұрын
When Neil Armstrong went to the moon, Zlatan's footprint was already there.
@adityamakham98222 жыл бұрын
i think about whether the world will have a legend like him again
@1lk3r_553 жыл бұрын
Never.
@KennyHadzic11 ай бұрын
His kind will never come again, totally unique and magical 💕 and the most handsome in all the world 🌎
@Froggie757froggiefroggiefroggi8 ай бұрын
Zlatan does not have a big ego. All he does is speak his mind. We need more of this.
@servantofallah80297 жыл бұрын
Zlatan reprents the honest person inside all of us.We mostly fear to say what is on our minds to show false respect to other people.I wish more of us could be just frank with each other.
@MrYezayeza8 жыл бұрын
Grow up
@quitanero Жыл бұрын
@@quitanero from someone who clearly lost his balls
@BucNastyy Жыл бұрын
When Zlatan was born, he cut off the doctor's umbilical cord.
@sahitrochatterjee26013 жыл бұрын
Not his own?
@lowlander54323 жыл бұрын
@@lowlander5432 Own his not?
@user-sy7rn6nc3e2 жыл бұрын
@@user-sy7rn6nc3e His not own?
@b.0972 жыл бұрын
"This country doesn't deserve Psg" "Vive la France!"
@giusepped33274 жыл бұрын
Zlatan once pissed is a truck's gas tank.That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
@thunderbolt2000k8 жыл бұрын
M8...
@pascalg168 жыл бұрын
NovaScar 😂😂😂
@tameemmohammad25216 жыл бұрын
hahahaha you nearly killed me
@Iloveplayingguitar4 жыл бұрын
1,000,000 views!! Thank you guys 👌
@IciCestSports8 жыл бұрын
+IciC'estSports zlatan is a beast and very funny
@joekrle95218 жыл бұрын
+IciC'estSports Almost 2
@NotSoRandom_8 жыл бұрын
pls song 00:06 00:20
@adrijan14048 жыл бұрын
+IciC'estSports over 2 mil
@batista355008 жыл бұрын
+batista35500 It deserves all the views
@JaphtaSesotlo8 жыл бұрын
Hello Zlatan Thank you for your great football and the great interwies. The world of sport needs personalities like you, Zlatan! I wish you all the best! With sporty greetings Raphael Wellig
@raphaelwellig50663 жыл бұрын
This guy is one of my favorite football strikers of all time 😂
@moea4373 жыл бұрын
Zlatan: "Follow me, follow me, nobody talks". Reporter: "Why nobody talks?". Zlatan "Because I am the boss". Ha ha ha ha ha!!! LOVE this guy :D
@surindersingh7247 жыл бұрын
Omg, it's like we watched the same video.
@thatweirdguywiththelongest8387 жыл бұрын
We watched it too.
@isomvp55217 жыл бұрын
Zlatan's conversation with reporter: *Reporter*: So will PSG win the next game? *Zlatan*: Only God knows. *Reporter*: Where is God? *Zlatan*: You're speaking to him right now
@glaswegian1178 жыл бұрын
lol 😂😂😂😂⚰
@gloriahambelela93455 жыл бұрын
He's crasy
@cristhian123ist5 жыл бұрын
See above.
@michaelsturm99175 жыл бұрын
Omg so bad....
@flatearthreality86835 жыл бұрын
People are really stupid for liking this comment
@flatearthreality86835 жыл бұрын
I just love this man without any reason ❤️
@uniyalamit23213 жыл бұрын
zlatan is a great guy, his smile tells us that he has a good soul.
@sppencer3 жыл бұрын
From all the Footballers in the world, Zlatan is the only one whose reality show I would watch. The guy is such a unique figure lmao.
@IIIIKaiserIIII8 жыл бұрын
"Are you a journalist or a camera guy?" "A camera guy." "So why you holding the camera?" King Zlatan 😂
@tilswrld3018 жыл бұрын
+Ohmeingot he said he was journalist not camera guy and then he said why you holding the camera?.... still funny as fuck XD
@gari13518 жыл бұрын
+Ohmeingott Lol talk about butchering it.
@BillBagBargensonsBarger8 жыл бұрын
U dumbass
@adi142938 жыл бұрын
Ohmeingott lmao
@lephilosopheinconnu39526 жыл бұрын
Ohmeingott man your comment is so cringe, edit it please
@hatakekakashi74845 жыл бұрын
One of the best players and one of the best person in football ever 💪🏻
@7marshal7 Жыл бұрын
Zlatan sleeps with the lights on. Not because he is scared of the Dark, but because the Dark is scared of Zlatan
@william98583 жыл бұрын
ibrahimovic was caught for speeding, luckily he let the officer off with a warning, the officer was never seen again
@bigblackexzy5 жыл бұрын
He's adorable.
@skipp104679 жыл бұрын
I felt like 11 babies around me 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 best one
@yashdubey71804 жыл бұрын
Zlatan is a great player and a wonderful person.... His personality makes him exceptional.... wherever he is whatever he is doing it's his own unique style.....
@user-fb6sw1rf5q Жыл бұрын
Zlatan is basically the Chuck Norris of the football world.
I love how the French people talk so much shit about Zlatan since he said the bad words about them. Please understand, YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT ZLATAN. He does everything for PSG..
@fotroixclan9728 жыл бұрын
Fotroix Clan You're not really following the PSG because they don't need Ibra anymore. He did a lot for to the team in the first years he made the PSG to be known but now it's done. I wouldn't say "he does everything" but "he did everything"
@78FuLL8 жыл бұрын
When he was playing they won barca but when he wasn't they lost
@minatonamikaze16228 жыл бұрын
+suhail alhameli you are a french when you are gonna say that you have to say beat when they was gone they beat barça xd
@angelcamargo6148 жыл бұрын
I'm not French
@minatonamikaze16228 жыл бұрын
Yeak we dont need anymore but anybody can deny that without him PSG WOUldn't Have been the french champion 3 times in a row
@angelcamargo6148 жыл бұрын
When Zlatan got his drivers license, the rules of the road were changed. “When approaching Zlatan, you must give way”
@TH3N3W3RA4 жыл бұрын
That's true 🤣🤣
@subratmishra75973 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣🤣
@mokhtarzaaraoui12583 жыл бұрын
What a boss
@Hirin10109 жыл бұрын
あ あ%xxsdddf
@siobhanbeguin88356 жыл бұрын
Zlatan's phone number: 911
@ericcartman86748 жыл бұрын
Zlatan’s interviews are the greatest.
@omarbarry20633 жыл бұрын
When the defenders tackle zlatan, they injured themselvs.
@kuchikibyakuya76973 жыл бұрын
Zlatan doesn’t come to the referee when he calls him, referee comes to Zlatan 4:45
@dejanjovanovic2904 жыл бұрын
Football will not be the same without Zlatan!
@Log1cTech8 жыл бұрын
Another icon mabye
@catness94802 жыл бұрын
this hurts reading that now after he retired :/
@XeonIsWeird10 ай бұрын
I hope you are still alive Log1cTech
@abdulrahimsalim39034 ай бұрын
His answers are too much satisfying. I watched this video 1000 times lol.
@praveenpradhan5493 жыл бұрын
He has the exact same mentality and demeanour as the players i grew up playing with in Sweden projects. We used to behave like this against eachother and i love it, the competivness
@jimmykarlsson2567 Жыл бұрын
Zlatan is soccer's Chuck Norris
@leonardilifter8 жыл бұрын
No chuck Norris is the zlatan of karate
@paytonodell45158 жыл бұрын
+Leonardo Aldecocea no Lord Bendtner is
@Robin-sf3gk8 жыл бұрын
+Robin J ...
@Kritan19958 жыл бұрын
+Leonardo Aldecocea What is soccer ? It's Football.
@SupraGuimZ8 жыл бұрын
+Leonardo Aldecocea Chuck Norris first has to learn being the Chuck Norris of being Chuck Norris, because the Chuck Norris of Chuck Norris is Bruce Lee.
@IIIIKaiserIIII8 жыл бұрын
His birthday celebrates Zlatan.
@DESoccer18 жыл бұрын
Confidence is full of Zlatan!
@milosvukosavljevic33079 ай бұрын
he is the best and a awesome showman
@thirtythirty90544 жыл бұрын
NEW SEASON (PART 2) FUNNY MOMENTS - kzhead.info/sun/mKpuipiccIRpjX0/bejne.html
@IciCestSports8 жыл бұрын
Zlatan does not comment. Comments Zlatans!
@_venetian_95148 жыл бұрын
lmfao xD
@1337Hayze8 жыл бұрын
lmao
@spreciado827 жыл бұрын
Well man, actually it should be "comments zlatan" or "comment zlatans", but still, nice joke bro
@hommebon33316 жыл бұрын
@@hommebon3331 comments zlatan
@junglegirl51745 жыл бұрын
@@junglegirl5174 comment comments Zlatan
@myhamedahmedovski67414 жыл бұрын
When Zlatan celebrates birthday He wishes others
@Abiishek3 жыл бұрын
Nothing is funny
@sinisamarkovic82823 жыл бұрын
@@sinisamarkovic8282 Funny is nothing.
@cr7thegoat9512 жыл бұрын
@@cr7thegoat951 Is funny nothing
@b.0972 жыл бұрын
@@b.097 *"Nothing is funny"*
@cr7thegoat9512 жыл бұрын
When Zlatan speaks of himself in the third person, it cracks me up.
@NJGIRL222 жыл бұрын
"When Zlatan comes to your house, he gives you the Wi-fi password ".
@suatkayatennis4 жыл бұрын
laughing my fucking god damn ass off
@ChamaneKing4 жыл бұрын
@@ChamaneKing me too 😂😂
@suatkayatennis4 жыл бұрын
Sooo good 😂😂
@misterx-man99804 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@ramibaghdadi51473 жыл бұрын
1:10 he says "FLASH!" IM DYING XD
@fehr24098 жыл бұрын
+Fehr AlMehdar No, he's saying "flêche" which means "arrow"
@rocheambre3578 жыл бұрын
flash, as in the super hero with speed for a super power, as in the fastest man alive. I'm pretty sure I'm right about this :/
@fehr24098 жыл бұрын
+Fehr AlMehdar no he said "fleche" because in France there is an expression : "rapide comme une fleche" (quick like an arrow) ^^
@energymonster4568 жыл бұрын
+Krossice but he does never speak french he has surely said flash
@zakkaencore28638 жыл бұрын
zakka encore man i'm french and i'm a PSG's supporter so i know he can speak french, not good but he can and he said "flèche"
@energymonster4568 жыл бұрын
"PSG doesn't deserve to be in this country, we're better than all of you" Straight facts
@nottsoserious3 жыл бұрын
I don't know if he is the best person but I really like him being honest and true to himself. And my favorite. definitely.
@pasteltorn5 ай бұрын
"nobody talks" "why?" "cause İ'm the boss" xD hahahaha
@okankaradeniz78527 жыл бұрын
1:45 there's a match going on and ibrahs just sorting out his ponytail 😂😂what a bender .
@reconelite79688 жыл бұрын
'Time' asks"Can I get more Zlatan?"
@adithyak90294 жыл бұрын
Intelligent, spirit & mind, muscle, hard working, strong ❤️, arrogant, this is Golden boy - Zlatan
@Z.z.o212 жыл бұрын
03:40 because i'm the boss! LOOOOOOOOOOOL killed it!!!!)))
@SerjAvakian8 жыл бұрын
i died at that bit
@alimohammadi83268 жыл бұрын
journalists**
@MartinCKN7 жыл бұрын
+==/A\== Zlatan doesn't speak German German speaks Zlatan
@iamchickenandhumanhybrid9107 жыл бұрын
Сергей Авакян hahaha im sure his teammates really like him for how he brings good humor to the game.
@harixav6 жыл бұрын
What did the journalist ask?
@IvanRochaRock5 жыл бұрын
Zlatan was the one who killed the "Dead sea".
@ronburgundy54805 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@TheShoeHostess3 жыл бұрын
The god ❤
@johnmarthin75647 ай бұрын
Legend Zlatan forever!!!
@nazmi533711 ай бұрын
Welcome to Zlatan Manchester United!!
@Daiin07 жыл бұрын
Then he left
@gee19935 жыл бұрын
Grace Makhisa No, Manchester United left Zlatan !
@amarson23224 жыл бұрын
lmao this guy, a legend ^^
@veg8 жыл бұрын
France still doesn't deserve PSG, even with Zlatan out of town.
@barnabythedog73373 жыл бұрын
He's crazy talented, funny , scores outrageous back or side heel and not afraid to bully opponents !!!
@rohzpopper49222 жыл бұрын
4:43 COME OVER HERE! COME OVER HERE! COME OVER HERE! And at the end, the referee is coming towards Ibrahimovich :-D
Zlatan might act arrogant but he's had a rough life, do you know how hard it is to raise two parents as a single baby.
Aris Totle LMAOO
You had me at the first half
HAHAHA🤣
😂😂😂😂
U had me in the 1st half, not gonna lie
when you interview Zlatan, you answer his questions
Zlatan doesn't have questions. Questions have Zlatan
That is proved in 2:55
Yeah that's true
2:30 Journalist asks Zlatan questions, Journalist answers them, Zlatan just listens
*You question his answers
When graham bell invented the telephone, he already had 2 missed calls from Zlatan.
ROFL
Nice 😆😆
Brooo😂😂😂😂😂
Meucci*
Well that is because it was basically Nikola Tesla who invented the telephone so it all makes sense now.
Once Zlatan went to school late. The teacher punished the other students for coming early
LMFAO 🤣
Lmao
Copied
The Worst day of Zlatan’s life was February 30th. Now it doesn’t exist
Nice one. Never heard this before lol
And had a mediocre day on 29th feb, that is why it comes once in 4 years !
🙃
that one.... is good
Zlatan is the worse day for February 30th
*When Zlatan was a kid he told his parents a bedtime story.*
😂
*When Zlatans parents were scared they would sleep with Zlatan :v*
@@eiy4032 and not in the kid friendly way
@@kidnamedfingerrr 🤦
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
When Zlatan’s phone rings in a movie theater, the movie is paused.
Lmao
When zlatan left home at 16 he told his father, " you're the man of the house now"!!!
🤣🤣🤣
🤣
underrated
Best!
When zlatan takes a photo . The camera smiles for him
Where are you going next? Good ebening btw
Lmao😂😂
😂😂😂
gud ebening
in the beninging
Zlatan once missed 3 months of school. Now people call it Summer Break.
In the UK it’s 2 months
3 months for summer break!!???When to they do their studies??
@@8r3l I'm sorry 4 u😂
@@8r3l In Germany 6 weeks 🤣
Mer Haha ja
when zlatan installs an app they have to accept zlatan's terms and conditions
😂😂😂😂
@Qaisar Ayaz Love that one 😂
😂😂😂😂
When the devil goes to sleep he checks under his bed for Zlatan.
Underrated bro😂
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Hé does for Jesus tho
🤣🤣🤣
😆😆😆
Zlatan miss school for 2 days.Those days are now called Saturday and sunday
+JfarroyoTV I go to school on Saturday...
Dumbass it's not my fault. I MUST go to school on Saturdays. Well, at least I'm not as stupid as you are.
+JfarroyoTV moron
no school missed Zlatan!
+Bryan Vazquez its not the same rules in every country dumbass
without a doubt probably the most honest, in-your-face football player that has ever walked this earth.
Omar El'Daghestani lmfao without a doubt probably
Max Dee ERIC CANTONA.
+Batuhan Mutlu eric would bash your head in before he voiced anything but now a days that would be a good thing freaking reporters, refs, and fans get on players nerves.
dejan savicevic as well. that guy was a character
+OmarEl'Daghestani English all over again
Zlatan once left a half eaten apple. A random company used it as their logo!
lmao.....
Not bad...
Hmmm let me see It was Microsoft? 😂😂😂
That eaten piece of apple is called Samsung
huawei
There will never be another Zlatan. I hope he continues to play into his 50's!😃
He unfortunately retired today. 😢
Only Zlatan can pull out and have eleven babies.
Comment of the century xD
CommonSense0695 and sterling
CommonSense0695 THIS IS GOLD, I CRIED OF LAUGHTER
U just won comment of the year!
CommonSense0695 took me a few seconds to understand the reference. Genius.
When Zlatan comes to your house he gives you the wifi password
😂
+SwiftCross Hahaha
Oh man, that's funny shit xD
+SwiftCross Zlatan doesn't do try-outs. The rest is history.
hahaha lol
4:53 Zlatan is about to give the referee a Red Card 🤣🤣
I imagine him being like: The ref doesnt give the cards Zlatan does Now get the fuck out
Every morning Zlatan wakes up his alarm clock.
He wakes up his clock
@@metehanozen9866 ye
Obama Bin Laden i have no idea why i wrote that
@@metehanozen9866 Sorry I have homosexuality idk
Zlatan killed two STONES with one BIRD
Ur logic is the next level
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣
4:41 Zlatan doesn't come to you. You come to Zlatan.
Texas Poon Tappa hahahahhahahahhahahhaha
Lolol the goal comes to zlatan too
cuz am THE BOSS
+Abdul Rahman lel
Brunolin rubro negro You're not.
1. When Zlatan works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does 2. When Zlatan comes to your house he gives you the Wi-fi password. 3. Zlatan once went to cinema and the movie watched Zlatan for two hours. 4. Zlatan does not draw teams in the Champions League, teams draw Zlatan. 5. Zlatan's keyboard doesn't have a question mark, Zlatan only has answer. 6. Zlatan can tie his boots with his feet. 7. Zlatan once took an IQ-test and the IQ-test immdiatly got updated. 8. Zlatan once met the Pope and made him become a muslim and then a cristian again. 9. When Zlatan crosses the immigration boards the officers shows their passport to Zlatan. 10. Zlatan once went out for bike ride and accidentaly won the " Tour D'France ". 11. When Zlatan and the priest sat in the confession chair the priest confessed his sins for Zlatan. 12. When Zlatan chops onions the onion cries. 13. When Zlatan sleeps the dream dreams about Zlatan. 14. Zlatan got shot once and now the bullet is in critical condition. 15. When Zlatan comes to your wedding you become the best man. 16. Zlatan can hear sign language. 17. Jesus could walk on water, Zlatan can swim through land. 18. Man U signed a contract to play for Zlatan. 19. 911 calls Zlatan for help. 20. Once Zlatan got the corona virus,now the virus is in quarantine. 21. Zlatan won a staring contest against Mona Lisa. 22. When Neil Armstrong was on his way to the moon,Zlatan was already on his way back home from the moon. 23. When Zlatan takes a shower the soap gets clean. 24. The corona virus wears a mask now after touching Zlatan.
number 10 is the best xD
Suat Kaya Best laugh I’ve ever had! Thank you!!😂😂😂
@@basil8474 you are welcome
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmao
Haha the machine does
I don’t even generally watch football but this man is something else 🤣🤣🤣
4:50 Zlatan doesn't goes to the referee, the referee goes to Zlatan.
Epic
Boss
True that lol
*the ref comes to Zlatan
@Bilal Khalid no in hospital
I felt bad for the reporter that was also a camera guy lmfao
lmao
LaRusso papiss speak to low budget haha
what about martial and his brand AM9?
LaRusso u cant hust send a cameraguy from god zlathan
@Bilal Khalid oh god you're so funny...
I love how he’s either having fun, gets angry or is just bored.
When Zlatan went to college, the college got a diploma
The greatest and most lovable ego in the history of sport
1. Muhammad Ali 2. Mike Tyson 3. Zlatan These are the 3 ranked egos for me
TheTimbalanders lol messi's is worse than ronaldo in terms of ego
@TheTimbalanders what about Floyd?
TheTimbalanders oh, forget already who's the one who were saying he wants to retire from national team yet still returns, and it's not only once he did that 😏 oh, and also, remember the recent news saying that some particular superstar wants to move out from his club after getting his team smacked by their ass with those 8-2 score and even trying to sue the president after knowing that his parter is getting sacked via a phone call, but still stays yet again for another season 😏😏 sure, he doesn't throw any tantrum about goals, but he DOES throws a huge tantrum if his desires are not granted 🤔🤔🤔
TheTimbalanders not to mention having as far as getting the La Liga excecutives to beg for him to stay lmao 🤣🤣🤣 Shouldn't I be the one who asks HOW did he NOT egoistical instead? 🤔🤔🤔
If I was a journalist, I'd be so scared to interview him, he would just embarrass me and make me take up knitting instead lol
Well, it's all about saying: Sorry for taking your holy time, my holy, righteous and powerful God.
Low Budget
Tinizel The only person who should be embarrassed is Zlatan for acting like a imature boy!
+Petra Bockarovska Hater!
good u know not to be a journalist now
Zlatan was sent to the principal’s office in high school. The principal is still in the detention room
😂😂😂
😆🤣🤣
Zlatan is the kind of guy that you wanna have as friend but not as an enemy
He is just unexplainably good ...n the best striker in the world ..viva la Zlatan ibrahimovic 👍
Hina Aqil He is not the best striker in the world.
Yes he is
Hina Aqil I would say Agüero is the best striker in the world
I respect your opinion ...but Zlatan ibrahimovic is the best ...no one can be as good as him
Kristoffer Kämpe why is everyone after zlatan ibrahimovic idk
When King Zlatan Scores, the opponents better celebrate his goal...🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Or else we know what's happening after the match
Because its an own goal 😂😂😁
😂😂🤣🤣
Zlatan : You're a journalist or a camera guy Journalist : Am a journalist Zlatan :So why are you holding the camera
NEW Subtitles now available! Select 'English' in video settlings. After looking through feedback I felt like this video needs some more context and subtitles to make it more understandable. The mix of languages and accents can be hard to hear for some, so I hope that writing it in English will help. When I first published this video it was just for a bit of fun, I never expected it to get some much attention. These clips are exclusively from the 2014-15 season at PSG and the context may be less clear to people as time goes on. I am happy to add in more comments and explanations in the video if needed, so feel free to make suggestions and ask questions. I still can't believe that Zlatan is still playing at 38. I realise that some of these clips may make him seem quite harsh at times, but I recommend reading his book 'I am Zlatan' to get an insight into his mentality and background before you judge. Finally, I hope everyone is keeping safe in these times wherever you are.
when Zlatan comes to your house, you're the guest
Zlatan doesn't come to your house, Your house comes to Zlatan.
I would know that. When Zlatan comes to my house, I'll throw him out again. And that's the end of the topic.
He stays at the door.
Michael Sturm you don’t throw zlatan away , zlatan throws you away
5:33 Only Zlatan could pull out and still have eleven babies
😂😂😂😂 so true
Positive Comment
Lol! Omg!
Waaaaaahahahahahahaha GOOD one!!! 😆😆😆🎯🎯🎯
m dead🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Do you ever look at a comment and think "why didn't I write that ?"
no
No
no
No
No
3:07 Zlatan : "And you know better football than me ?" Journalist : "No" Zlatan : "So why are you talking ?" End of the game
He literally destroyed him
Zlatans dream team: Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan Coach: Zlatan
just one zlatan can do it all
İ thought he was the one and only
He would add Messi for just a company
@@fieliep1040 As Zlatan says: There's only one Zlatan.
😂😂😂👍
I don't even enjoy or watch football -- but Zlatan is Zlatan.
When Neil Armstrong went to the moon, Zlatan's footprint was already there.
i think about whether the world will have a legend like him again
Never.
His kind will never come again, totally unique and magical 💕 and the most handsome in all the world 🌎
Zlatan does not have a big ego. All he does is speak his mind. We need more of this.
Zlatan reprents the honest person inside all of us.We mostly fear to say what is on our minds to show false respect to other people.I wish more of us could be just frank with each other.
Grow up
@@quitanero from someone who clearly lost his balls
When Zlatan was born, he cut off the doctor's umbilical cord.
Not his own?
@@lowlander5432 Own his not?
@@user-sy7rn6nc3e His not own?
"This country doesn't deserve Psg" "Vive la France!"
Zlatan once pissed is a truck's gas tank.That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
M8...
NovaScar 😂😂😂
hahahaha you nearly killed me
1,000,000 views!! Thank you guys 👌
+IciC'estSports zlatan is a beast and very funny
+IciC'estSports Almost 2
pls song 00:06 00:20
+IciC'estSports over 2 mil
+batista35500 It deserves all the views
Hello Zlatan Thank you for your great football and the great interwies. The world of sport needs personalities like you, Zlatan! I wish you all the best! With sporty greetings Raphael Wellig
This guy is one of my favorite football strikers of all time 😂
Zlatan: "Follow me, follow me, nobody talks". Reporter: "Why nobody talks?". Zlatan "Because I am the boss". Ha ha ha ha ha!!! LOVE this guy :D
Omg, it's like we watched the same video.
We watched it too.
Zlatan's conversation with reporter: *Reporter*: So will PSG win the next game? *Zlatan*: Only God knows. *Reporter*: Where is God? *Zlatan*: You're speaking to him right now
lol 😂😂😂😂⚰
He's crasy
See above.
Omg so bad....
People are really stupid for liking this comment
I just love this man without any reason ❤️
zlatan is a great guy, his smile tells us that he has a good soul.
From all the Footballers in the world, Zlatan is the only one whose reality show I would watch. The guy is such a unique figure lmao.
"Are you a journalist or a camera guy?" "A camera guy." "So why you holding the camera?" King Zlatan 😂
+Ohmeingot he said he was journalist not camera guy and then he said why you holding the camera?.... still funny as fuck XD
+Ohmeingott Lol talk about butchering it.
U dumbass
Ohmeingott lmao
Ohmeingott man your comment is so cringe, edit it please
One of the best players and one of the best person in football ever 💪🏻
Zlatan sleeps with the lights on. Not because he is scared of the Dark, but because the Dark is scared of Zlatan
ibrahimovic was caught for speeding, luckily he let the officer off with a warning, the officer was never seen again
He's adorable.
I felt like 11 babies around me 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 best one
Zlatan is a great player and a wonderful person.... His personality makes him exceptional.... wherever he is whatever he is doing it's his own unique style.....
Zlatan is basically the Chuck Norris of the football world.
Pfffffft. Chuck norris wishes.
Akash Kvijay No. Zlatan wishes. Nobody goes above Chuck.
NoahUploads he's a black belt in tae kwon do
Niklas Bendtner
Real is zlatan
I love how the French people talk so much shit about Zlatan since he said the bad words about them. Please understand, YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT ZLATAN. He does everything for PSG..
Fotroix Clan You're not really following the PSG because they don't need Ibra anymore. He did a lot for to the team in the first years he made the PSG to be known but now it's done. I wouldn't say "he does everything" but "he did everything"
When he was playing they won barca but when he wasn't they lost
+suhail alhameli you are a french when you are gonna say that you have to say beat when they was gone they beat barça xd
I'm not French
Yeak we dont need anymore but anybody can deny that without him PSG WOUldn't Have been the french champion 3 times in a row
When Zlatan got his drivers license, the rules of the road were changed. “When approaching Zlatan, you must give way”
That's true 🤣🤣
😂😂🤣🤣
What a boss
あ あ%xxsdddf
Zlatan's phone number: 911
Zlatan’s interviews are the greatest.
When the defenders tackle zlatan, they injured themselvs.
Zlatan doesn’t come to the referee when he calls him, referee comes to Zlatan 4:45
Football will not be the same without Zlatan!
Another icon mabye
this hurts reading that now after he retired :/
I hope you are still alive Log1cTech
His answers are too much satisfying. I watched this video 1000 times lol.
He has the exact same mentality and demeanour as the players i grew up playing with in Sweden projects. We used to behave like this against eachother and i love it, the competivness
Zlatan is soccer's Chuck Norris
No chuck Norris is the zlatan of karate
+Leonardo Aldecocea no Lord Bendtner is
+Robin J ...
+Leonardo Aldecocea What is soccer ? It's Football.
+Leonardo Aldecocea Chuck Norris first has to learn being the Chuck Norris of being Chuck Norris, because the Chuck Norris of Chuck Norris is Bruce Lee.
His birthday celebrates Zlatan.
Confidence is full of Zlatan!
he is the best and a awesome showman
NEW SEASON (PART 2) FUNNY MOMENTS - kzhead.info/sun/mKpuipiccIRpjX0/bejne.html
Zlatan does not comment. Comments Zlatans!
lmfao xD
lmao
Well man, actually it should be "comments zlatan" or "comment zlatans", but still, nice joke bro
@@hommebon3331 comments zlatan
@@junglegirl5174 comment comments Zlatan
When Zlatan celebrates birthday He wishes others
Nothing is funny
@@sinisamarkovic8282 Funny is nothing.
@@cr7thegoat951 Is funny nothing
@@b.097 *"Nothing is funny"*
When Zlatan speaks of himself in the third person, it cracks me up.
"When Zlatan comes to your house, he gives you the Wi-fi password ".
laughing my fucking god damn ass off
@@ChamaneKing me too 😂😂
Sooo good 😂😂
Lmfao
1:10 he says "FLASH!" IM DYING XD
+Fehr AlMehdar No, he's saying "flêche" which means "arrow"
flash, as in the super hero with speed for a super power, as in the fastest man alive. I'm pretty sure I'm right about this :/
+Fehr AlMehdar no he said "fleche" because in France there is an expression : "rapide comme une fleche" (quick like an arrow) ^^
+Krossice but he does never speak french he has surely said flash
zakka encore man i'm french and i'm a PSG's supporter so i know he can speak french, not good but he can and he said "flèche"
"PSG doesn't deserve to be in this country, we're better than all of you" Straight facts
I don't know if he is the best person but I really like him being honest and true to himself. And my favorite. definitely.
"nobody talks" "why?" "cause İ'm the boss" xD hahahaha
1:45 there's a match going on and ibrahs just sorting out his ponytail 😂😂what a bender .
'Time' asks"Can I get more Zlatan?"
Intelligent, spirit & mind, muscle, hard working, strong ❤️, arrogant, this is Golden boy - Zlatan
03:40 because i'm the boss! LOOOOOOOOOOOL killed it!!!!)))
i died at that bit
journalists**
+==/A\== Zlatan doesn't speak German German speaks Zlatan
Сергей Авакян hahaha im sure his teammates really like him for how he brings good humor to the game.
What did the journalist ask?
Zlatan was the one who killed the "Dead sea".
LMAO
The god ❤
Legend Zlatan forever!!!
Welcome to Zlatan Manchester United!!
Then he left
Grace Makhisa No, Manchester United left Zlatan !
lmao this guy, a legend ^^
France still doesn't deserve PSG, even with Zlatan out of town.
He's crazy talented, funny , scores outrageous back or side heel and not afraid to bully opponents !!!
4:43 COME OVER HERE! COME OVER HERE! COME OVER HERE! And at the end, the referee is coming towards Ibrahimovich :-D
Ibra doesn't come to ref Ref come to Ibra