Marriage & Indian English | Stand-Up Comedy by Abhishek Upmanyu
2019 ж. 22 Қаз.
38 173 481 Рет қаралды
Credits:
Venue: The Habitat
Shot by : The Habitat Team
Sound Mixing and Mastering: Sohail Gandhi
Edited by: Abhishek Upmanyu & Karan Asnani
Australia Tour Nov 2019 Tickets: www.getmytickets.com.au/
India Tour 2019 Tickets: in.bookmyshow.com/events/jeal...
His point about 'Indian English' was so right..
True that💯
@@nycdenali4985 bruh that’s tough. I was born in America so good for me
Yep people judge here by pronunciation
@@chrme6735 ever faced discrimination?
@@wasimrahman4134 nah
Everybody is ignoring how adorable he sounds in the end, 'Video pasand aayi to like kare, nahi aayi to koi baat nahi, agli baar try krenge!!!'....This is gem!
He doesn't even say to like that's gem
@@ihateracistandblackpeople4272 yes bro....My bad
@@yashasvibajpai4702 np bruuh
are bajpai bhaiya... 🙏🙏🙏
@@ronitvairagi7300 arre bhaiya 😂🙏... Kaha se dhundh lie humko😂
His jokes are not only funny but are also totally logical.
Hiiii guys
@@arvindkumar-dx1od ibibibi i i i i i i i jbi i. J k ko
@@arvindkumar-dx1od ibibibi i i i i i i i jbi i. J k kohu
@@arvindkumar-dx1od ibibibi i i i i i i i jbi i. J k ko
@@arvindkumar-dx1od ibibibi i i i i i i i jbi i. J k ko
3:48 the legendary meme 😂❤️
😂😂🤣
@@adityasable1328 likh de aise 3:48
3:59
3:48
@@zainulabideen5490 thanks
This guy is like Halley's comet,comes back after every 76yrs
@snow fLake Halley's Comet : _Hello darkness... my old friend.._
True
But with great content
Stand-up comedy h bhai , koi youtube content nhi jo ki har hafte aaye 😶😶😶😶
Its 72
He took his own dialogue seriously : toh kya job chhod dun ?? 😂😂
Which video was that from
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Lol 🤣👍
@@prasannakumar-oq7nz friends , crime and cosmos 🤘
@@faizanomic what the hell am I supposed to do with in contrast with this video's content. 😒
the main reason why he makes everybody laugh is that he himself doesn't laughs....he controls himself while plucking his ear or sometimes nose......that makes his words more powerful........next level bro....awesome
Next level performance bro
Finally someone noticed
3:48 this part has a different fan base💖🤣🤣
Kahan se late ho itna talent. Can watch your videos for hours and still not get bored. Infact when ever I feel sad, I come and watch your videos. Instantly makes me laugh.
Well said.
ye bawasir talent hai?
@@madhur8537 keeping aside his personal thoughts, he's the best comedian in India as of now
@@swarooprajpurohit110 bhai ki bezaati kar rhe ya tareef😂😂😂 and ur right he is best comedian.
@@amriteshkumar4799 aap samajh gaye na?😂
He is actually correct about that English point.
Yes! Indian English🔥😂
Yes Right 👍💯
Indian English😍😃😄
Actually his all points are correct
@@spam1028 all of his*
03:48 historical moment 🤣
He deserves his own platform
The "potato, potaato , pututo" was the best ever😂😂😂😂
Yesssss🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Yeah 💯😂
It has become a part of our daily conversation now. whenever we have to say or comment on something ki same hi baat hai, we use "It's like potato pataato pututu".
Yup🤣😂🤣🤣😂
Abhishek : main world tour karne wala hu 2020 mein ... Corona : aur bhai , kaisi lagi , aa gaya swaad .....😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😄😄
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌👌
6:41 best joke of the video 😂😂 Literally had me rolling down 😂
I'm in love with this guy.. ❤️
tum do tumhari 2,222
Whole world : Football America : Hm "soccer" bolenge
😂😂😂😂😂😂
rugby ko bc log football bolte hain jiska rule hai "running with the ball in hand"
@@prabhu19 yeah they call it American football, to be precise.
@@tintinquarantino3645 how playing with hand can be called "foot" ball
Bhai population he game hai toh india kyu piche hai😂😂
He is actually very logical ...
Damn right
Pls follow me on insta I am a writer and I need support of people instagram.com/_.arziyaan._?igshid=1jwugekjrftfz
That's the best of stand up
But that not how english pronunciation works.
I aslo write the same comment but got no likes😂😂
1:38 - don’t mind me. Leaving this time stamp here for reference
"Kya bola tu ne" is all time love 💙
"ye konsi meeting h jisme mujhe nhi bulate" ....I felt that once also. ...😂😂
Mam ye program kaha hota hai mujhe bhi jana hai
@@taxiboy152 hii
@@taxiboy152 @l
😂🤣
I am also felt 😂😂😂
He is one of those logical comedians we have.
Kabhi has bhi liya karo
@@Noor_Aziz 🤣
Yes
@@Noor_Aziz baysti kar di😂😂😂
@@sirahmad vc😜
This 'indian english' video is gem ♥ Observation of people correcting pronunciation is bang on! I totally agree with his views on pronunciation.
I watched it again and again...... Aur na jane kitni baar dekhne ka man kare😂
"Pronunciation ka koi logic nahi hai, bas enough log chahiye" - Line of the year!!! 😂🙌
Pronunciation, actually
Abbey saley tera live show hai to main kya krru job chhod du .. Maaf krna wo main gusse main idhar udhar nikal jata hun...🤣
Amir Sohel Abbe tu wohi hai jiska ‘96 mein prasad ne danda udaya tha??🤣
Hey Abhi-don't get distracted stay focused Kuch nahi bhai aise hi maze le raha tha. Amir sohail ka namesake tha.
It's actually true bas log educated hone chahiye
3:48 here is the legendary words 🔥🔥❤️😂😂👍
Meme
I saw you at the Kapil Sharma show, you are already famous and shows are also fully entertained, like Archna said that you have speck positive yourself, you are amezing..!!!
you always make me laugh through my depressed and stressed life and thank you for that
Bhai haraassed bhi likh hi deta😅😅
Now I know the pronunciation of "Receipt" 😜😜
karke dikha
/rɪˈsiːt/
ReceiPt👍
Bhai hum toh wise hi bolegne jise sb bolte h.
ruh· seet 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜 potato potaato putoto
Abhishek : me world tour karene wala hu 2020 me. Corona virus: Toh kya me job chod du
Vo to theek hua Feb mein nahi tha Maine Feb mein iska live show dekh liya😂
😂😂😂😂😂
chutiya hai tu
@@johnsultimatum !!!!!!!! What
😅😅epic!!👌🏿👌🏿
Bro you are unique in the world..keep it up Bro
Thanx Dude For Making Us Smile 🙂❤️
2:50 ye konsi meeting hai jahan mujhe nhi bulate? Vo miting 🤷😂
Clever.
Underrated af comment
😂😂😂
Why is this not the top comment?
Shweta Tiwari GET OUT
5:56 that "PLEASE YAAR" was❤🤣🤣
Yes actually i was searching for this comment 😂❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥
Actually, that's kinda cute
Bro I am seeing this 6th time still don't get bored of your punch lines😂😂
Dang i love him, He is so talented
When Abhishek realizes that he has a KZhead channel.....
Zakir khan kab realize karega bhai 🤐
@@ankitjain4598 PURANA HO GAYA BHAI
Old one brother ,old one
Anubhav Singh Bassi Bhai 😭😭😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
" Yeh Kaunsi Meeting Hai, Jahaan Mujhe Nahi Bulaate " Rest is history !! 😃😃
Ye copied h
@@PB1997. American comedian George karlin. Aur bhi bohot se jokes copied h. Yahi to baat tum international comedy dekho tumhe khud samajh aa jayega . Indian comedians pura jokes hi copy kr lete h
@@thinktank3231 I am low and devise player. kzhead.info/sun/m6uanamHm3WFlY0/bejne.html
@@PB1997. I am low and devise player. kzhead.info/sun/m6uanamHm3WFlY0/bejne.html
Mine like was 1k th😂😂
" Tujhe kya lga rakesh bol rha hu fir "😂
mein kya khu apki tareef mein I am totally speechless you are just amazing 😍
His way of conveying joke is more funny then his joke 😂😂
Exactly
Yeah
Stand up comedy in a nutshell
@@payalgupta7776 I am low and devise player. kzhead.info/sun/m6uanamHm3WFlY0/bejne.html
@@user26284 I am low and devise player. kzhead.info/sun/m6uanamHm3WFlY0/bejne.html
That one line " Humne english banayi hai yaar, bohot din se lage huye hai, please yar" ..... Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
You have a crush on him, don't you :)
@@authentic_101 so jaa bhai.. kuch nahi bolegi.. aur crush bhi chalta rahega
@@RF_20 kh ke leli😂😂😂
@@authentic_101 bass kr bhai!😂
🤣🤣
Bht bht vdia ji😂😂😂
You are just fabulous 🙏🙏😘
*Potato Potaato Patutu* Killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Koi 108 ko call karo jaldi😂🤣🤣
Sahi mein
R.I.P
RIP
Mujhe is video se pta chla "receipt" ko "receit" pronounce krte hai😂😆
Waise correct pronunciation to Rasid hai...😝😜
nai bhai receipt ko rasid bhi bulata hai me khud usse pidit hoo😆😆
@@005honey sach me ??😁
@@mayanksaini5813 aur kya? Sufficient log ikhate karne hain..aur apne paas to bhar bhar ke hain😜
True me 2😂😂
You are great bro 💓 ..
Vai inka "KYA BOLA TUNE" meme boht baar dekhne ke baad full video dekhne aya hoon vai sachme majje aa gaye 😅🤣
"reciepte recipttee" I'm dead,😂😂😂😂
Rip 😥
@@ahhhdarsh savage 😂😂
Marne se phle comment karke kaisa lagrha h aapko
*receipt
@@ahhhdarsh सैवेज टू
When you open KZhead to watch his old videos but then see that he just uploaded a new one❤️❤️❤️❤️
Are u wet?
@@jayantmalik69 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂
I have come here again to watch it after 3 years
Watching his videos again to go over his all meme templates 😂😂😂😂
Le* English in my surrounding... "Ek ladies thi...."😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
Lol😂
Le* Hindi in my surrounding... "Bhaago nahi toh gai maar *dega* "
bro its not ladies,its LADIEJ😂😂😂😂
@@kriti5424 accuracy level 3000😂😂😂😂
Finally he started waking up early! 😂😂😂 His dad would be proud 💪🏼😂, he looks healthy 😂 Edit: He uploaded this video at 6:30 am! For those who can only see the date of upload 😂
😂😂😂😂
ARE TUM JALDI UTHKE TO DEKHO YAAR!!!!
Bhai wo look healthy is liye bhi dikh rha h ab uski setting hogi hoogi toh hilna bhnd kr diya hoga 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He did end the video with "Main jara hun sone." lol But whatever works for him, as long as he is healthy.
@@divya__shakya AIDS bhi theek ho jeaga😂
Outstanding ❤
3:48 memes forever
This guy is a rare breed.... and should be conserved for the sake of humanity.... :D
😂😂😂😂😂
Potato - Patato - Pututu ! O man, he is really gem ♥️😂😂😂
kzhead.info/sun/h9yliqqPZIiOaHA/bejne.html
XD
what did you call me
@@apotato5435 😂
Mind blowing
From uk and i still search for your videos and love them
2 min silence for his tour plans.
😂
Lol
😂😂
😂😂🤣🤣
Hahaha
Abhishek:main world tour kr rha hu Corona:Kya bola tune?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😁😁😂😂😂
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Corona: Bhai mjk nhi 🙌
Apka content bhut sahi rhta h logically baate krte ho bakiyo ki trah faltu k joke nhi bnate I am a big fan of your comedy
Abhishek mera pra bohat hi vadiya galla kerda😂😂😂😂 God Bless You🙏
"Indian english"...this should be a movement. I support #IndianEnglish . Edit: Thanx for the likes guys.
Indian English ain't English at all.
While u install softwares mostly there is indian english by the way
@@freepagan it is a thing dude, look up any software. There's mostly always an Indian English option.
Btw that's a thing smh😳
@@freepagan Jake chato angrejo ki
The way he says" HUM HARASS BOLENGE" I need that level of confidence in life..
Then go to America yeh American attitude hai 😜😂😂😂
nahi milegaa..aise bhadvon ke videos dekhna bandh karne takh kuch nahi milegaa tujhe..
@@riyuzakhi are aap to gussa hi ho gye😂😂
2:46 My reaction when teacher says that the syllabus is over 💀
Communication ho gyii naa.... Pronunciation ka kya krna haii 🤣🤣.. Best point
Pututoo -Indian English, 2019
Did u just copy my comment ..cuz I commented this quite before u 😅or it struck your mind just the way it did mine !
@@Astronemo fuck. And we're both Nishant O_o
Pututu...😂😂😂😂😂
Pootutu
@Bad Boy i had gay sex with Nishant
This is the most logical comedy he's ever done😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He is the best
All of his videos are resourceful.
@@aparajitadutta761 right
3:47 " kya bola tune " 😂😂
Jabardast comedy. Top class entertainment
the moment he said RAKESH ...my eyebrow's woke up!!
Same here!😂
😂 😂
I usually dont comment but "Yehi baatein toh baad mein yaad ayegi" 😂😂 Wow thnx for 3k🤣
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Unortho Dox 🤣🤣🤣
@@unorthodox9290 charan kaha h aapke guruji
Kya baat he
Bhai ek no👍
Maza agaya bhai bhadiya standup comedy 🤣🤣
Abhishek : meko tour pe jana hai Le Corona : aurrr bhaiiii agaya swadddd????
Hahahaah best comment
Abhishek not abhimanyu
@@ourlittlememories me bhul gaya par khuch alag meaning tha Abhimanyu ke liye 🙃 abhi Abhishek kar deta
Best comment
Abhishek you should do online shows during this time... I will buy the ticket
117Nandan Vasudev ... I am speaking for my self... rather thn wasting my time mocking people online...
I was too thinking this.....this willl help everyone to enjoy their qurantine
117Nandan Vasudev still there is sarcasm in your reply... god bless you.. I don’t know what fun you get picking up feud with people you don’t even know
This is a nice suggestion.. I don't know why I couldn't think of that..
I also...
Bhai you are a gem of stand up comedy or video Lao na.. we are waiting 🙏
Bahot acchi lagi videoo broo❤❤
6:20 Bhai Ye Idea mast hai 😂🔥 Select language - IND ENGLISH
This has the potential to start a new social revolution lmao
correct, he highlighted a major problem in language
Are you a teacher?
.....
loved it!!!
Abhishek you are my favourite ❤❤
Sumit Anand watching this : I’m flabbergasted!
Upmanyu : i thought we were friends
Aise kaise bol diya apne
They both are my favourate ❤️❤️❤️
@@ritsadyan6811 have u been using the word rendezvous?? What's going on man?😂😂😂
@@Deepak__Mehta Thats how it works i win and you lose. Its predefined
Everyone: Abhishek Upmanyu is the best Other standup comedians: me kya karu to job kar lu.... 😂
Apna apna opinion hota Hai bachho
Jo apne video ko beech mein rok ke, "Pehle video dekhlo" bola hai. Wah! maza hi agaya 😂
😅😂😂😂😂 that's awesome
2:50 the another legendary dialogue of him
6:30 potato patato pututu😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️
Amazing!
Amazing ❤️❤️🥰😂😂😂
Moral: Language is a way to communicate, it doesn't matter how we pronounce. "Edited to make it more sensible."
Very true. People just want to compare instead of understanding that it's just use to communicate with each other.
It's hota he... Ganwar 😂
Muhammad Haris ZIZO Xxxx 😴 puaa a
Gyaani log
@UCs5_ZbVD7YwnK3-XnAhUkwA In your sentence it should've been "it's". W.r.t the video 'twas saccharine sarcasm, not insult. Didn't know you'd get offended. Looks like you've deleted your reply. Please take it light. Cheers!
This guy has set benchmark for standup's, the way he communicates and plays out the character, fabulous job!!
chup chutiyaa hai tu aur ye bhi..bhadvaa banna bandh karo.
@@riyuzakhi then why are u here? 😂😂
So the legendary mene is from this video 😂😂😂😂
Woohooo Amazing!!😂😂
He looks clean and healthier on each recent uploads.
Money talks
Launda chamakta ja rha he
With time and age people change too
yeah, he looks CLEANER!! 😜😜
Paisa to kya kuch nahi hosakta (In Rajpal yadav voice)
*This guy deserves a stand up special*
Yes seriously
Hii
Great bro! 🎉
1:00 is funny 🤣🤣