ABHISHEK UPMANYU |Friends, Crime, & The Cosmos | Stand-Up Comedy by Abhishek Upmanyu
2019 ж. 6 Мам.
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Jokes about Friends, Crime Patrol and The Cosmos. Hope you enjoy it!
Credits:
Shot at: The Habitat Music & Cafe, Khar, Mumbai
Shot By: Myoho Films
Edited by: Abhishek Upmanyu & Karan Asnani
Sound Recording: The Habitat
Sound Mixing: Sohail Gandhi
Written by: Abhishek Upmanyu
Special Thanks: Balraj Ghai, Vipul D Shah
13:27 an epic meme
69 likes nice 😏
I can hear only 2 person loud and clear in this video 1. Abhishek Upmanyu 2. That girl's laugh ( hiccups) in the audience 😂
#metoo
Hahaha 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
That was fucking irritating 😤
Up to the mark with laughter 😂😂
13:27 14:00 Two legendary lines by him 😂😂
To rahen do phir.....koi dhng ki chiz dhoondh lo😅
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.maine 34 kill kar rakhi hai wo bhi elite heroic 4100+ lobby mein😂😂😂.par show off nhi karta isliye video nhi dala yt mein@@sudeepgupta2839
Yeh Chize hi toh bad mejn yaad aati hai Ise hi to moments kahte hai😆
@@aditiojha1080 sirf moments nhi legendary moments 😂😂
This will never ever get old 💜 "ye moment bann gaya"
Bnn
😂
"Yahi baatein to baaad me yaad aayengi"
I searched this title, I got...❤️👍
Are mht cet wale sir😂
@@ARNAV_CHAURASIA hi
@@aryanmayurkumarsuthar895 hello bhai
Myntra ka logo kyu churaya
14:00 that legendry dialogue made many memer's career
Me kya karu fir job chhod doon?🤣🤣
Legend 🙏
4:58 still gives goosebumps 😂😂
His personality is unique and the kind of chill and childish type of commentary is absolutely killing me🤣
Last time you uploaded .. I was in CA Final and now I m still in CA Final.. 😃😃
Hahahha 🤣
Are bhai bhai bhai...
@@Tomlatham69 Mai Abhi CA Inter me hu 😅
CAFC here 😆
Hahah punchline milgaye
I saw him "He has got rich" ! From last video till now !!
He deserves to b rich.
Well said
@@surbhiagrawal9536 yes❤️
yahin to yad aayega bad me
7:59 itna Kon khush hai aapne Ghar pe 😂🤣waaa Bhai waaaa
A single stand-up comedy gave us A LOT OF MEMES 😂
Is i am the only one who didn't recognize him in thumbnail.... he has changed alot..great to see u back APNE BAAP SE PHLE KAUN SO K UTHTA HAI....so true man...
So true...Mujhe v pehchan main nahi aya
Even KZhead doesn't recognised him I haven't recieved notification....😁
Me 2😁😂
me too🤣🤣🤣
8:26 so trueee 🤣😂💀 that's what happens daily at my home too lolol
Comedy ke saath gehri imagination mai le jaata hai yeh bandaa , just fabulous 👌👌👌
"Toh rehne do phir"😂😂😂 my slogan in every lecture 😂😂
His tone though... Hillarious...😂😂
Baat to sahi hai waise 😂😂😂😂😂
But I love cosmos.
Hn subah utho aur jaise hi attend karne ka time aaye toh socho yaar aaj mood nhi h My mind:toh rehne do fir
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His method apart from jokes which is just the surface 1. A lot of hand and body gestures 2. A lot of facial expressions 3. Pauses after speaking so the audience to visualize the scene 4. Topics based on day-to-day life, which everyone can relate to 5. Charming, middle-class personality Hands down he's the best stand-up comedian currently. Hope he stays this way.
great analysis, so the next time whenever i watch him. "yeh hi comment toh baad me yaad ayega" :D
@@Anchors_aashiSagar1 zakir khan be like to kiya kro ma job chor du
@@infernotv3847 Zakir khan is highly overrated
@@yoto5147 its all about taste i like both
@@yoto5147 yeah truee
The way he saya 'mai kya karu firr job chhod du?' is really awesome yrr...love you bhai ❤️
2:00 legend in making
Petition to change "once in a blue moon" to "when Abhishek uploads"
Haha shi h😂😂
@Maz Peters perfect reply !
Nobody prefer once in blue moon as well....
@Maz Peters Well said bro I absolutely agree with u KZhead is becoming a shithole
@Maz Peters You seem like a wise person ^^ Frequency isn't always mandatory to reach audience tho! If one has content with potential, he's ought to outreach desired audience; The supreme example is our beloved, Sakth Launda, Z...)
7:58 "itna kaun khush hai apne Ghar pe" We all feel it right now
@@OP-kz2te thanks bro
@@OP-kz2te you're goat
@@OP-kz2te Kya Fayda
@@themkeyline2359 heh sed lyfe
So many likes!!! Yikes!!!
Doesnt mattef how many comedians come to market but Abishek,Bassi and Zakir will always remain the OG
This stand-up comedy video was really funny, with perfectly timed jokes and hilarious charisma. One of the highlights was a parody of a scene from Crime Patrol that managed to keep the serious tone of the original show while adding a funny twist. It was impressive to see the comedian turn everyday situations into side-splitting punchlines. Overall, this video was a comedic masterpiece and I'll definitely be sharing it with my friends!
Last time when he uploaded, 1000 notes were valid! 😂
Abey ...kabhi to Sach Wala bol de like last time he uploaded Deepika was not married ..aisa😁🤣
"Itna kaun khush hai apne ghr mein" I literally felt that
haa yaar😓😓
😂😂😂 sach mein
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Dude I was gonna comment exactly these words. 🤣🤦🏻♂️
1000th like 👍🏻
His art of delivering jokes is mind blowing
Literally you nailed it bro Man gaye crime petrol was just fabulous... 😂😂😅
Iska transformation is like - from bolero to Fortuner.....😂😂🤣
Watch my 😃😂comedy on #Cockroach
nahane lag gaya
ahahahahahaha
😂😂
@Cawnpore Vlogger pr tm chutiya ho
"Itna kaun khush hain apne ghar pe??" I felt that shit man😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Me too man!
Me too
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Extraordinary what a skill and talent you have. May God bless you more
I watched Abhishek sir for the first time how he explain the bad impact of these types of crime shows can't explain, very true and actually this is the real comedy where we got the information with critical analysis ......😂😂
That line "itna kaun khush hai apne ghar main "😂😂
Kahi hamari family depression me toh nahi hai? 😂😂
haa
Ssßsswyppr
Personal attack 😂😂😂
So relatable...🤣🤣🤣
I don’t know how many times I have watched this and it still doesn’t feel repetitive and is hilarious everytime
Yahi yaad ayenge baadme😂😂
ARMY
@@aesthetics6506 AMI!😳 Who's ur bias?
Sahi mein yahi zindgi hai,hass lo,pr is video pe 17k dislike wale crime petrol dekhne wale hi lg rhe hain..😂😂😂
Same here🤣
very underappreciated bit between 12:45 and 12:55 (Abhishek gives there a very rare laugh himself). so smooth plug. such connections between larger stories make your stand up an all out riot
Who is here after his new video tongue issue 😜
😂😂
Yeah i'm
😅
Me goes to study. My brain : you've a lot of syllabus left, so you need to study for the whole day. My heart : Toh rehn do phir.
🥺same
Same
Same 😁
😂
so relatable
Oh god!!!!! Finally someone acknowledges the "Phone records nikalo" moment in crime patrol
I hope you get past your dark time too
Parth kumar bruh are you having your dark time?
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Abhishek Bhai new videos bhi upload kr diya kro. Wait rhta h apki videos ka.
That line 'baap se phle kon uth ta h' 😂 ye to sch h 😝
The whole comment section is about Abhishek's changed look. ❤️
For an instance i thought why abhishek has uploaded someone else's video on his channel😂😂 Content was good😍and your new look is also nice
Exactly 😂😂😂
Yea Mee too😂😂
new look is so boring
But hasaya utna hi jitna pehle😂😂
Shweta Kesarwani exactly😂
May be watching for the 6th/7th time...still getting the same laughter....you are an absolute gem❤ You bro
I re watch these videos every time I'm feeling down. Never stops being funny no matter how many times I watch it.
The power of a clean beard, haircut and a shirt. Wow 🤣
His earlier look was much better.
Aka the power of money
@@anubhabhat Haan abhi aisa lag Raha hai Jaise chunav ke liye ladne vala hai
Hi Jack you’re not wrong 🤣
And lenses too
14:47 saying Sorry to Dadi and Nani by holding his ear..! 🤣🤣🤣
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT !!! Flawless Delivery !!
Anyone 2024?
Yes bro 😂😂 right now
Wooooohhhhhh!!🖐️😎
😂😂😂
Yeah😂
Yes
Damn you look so different 😍 miss your previous hairstyle though ❤
He is a different guy
I also liked the previous look
Papon wala look
Mei abhi tk nhi soya
Exactly what I was thinking...he's looking so different
Epic line...'ab tumlog apni body lekar bahr ghumoge toh criminal toh kaat hi dega na' 🤣
Mera favorite part 🤣🤣
Wo bechara to apna kaam Kar Raha hai 😂😂
Right
Body ni booudddyyyyy 😂
To rehene do phir😉🤣🤣
Superb The cosmos story was super amazing and well explained btw 👍
He is the best Indian comedian (period).
"It was mutually decided that I don't deserve her" 🤣🤣🤣
Happened to me too. Except that it happened everytime in my case.
This was indeed the best😂😂
😭
😭
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""Itna kaun khusi hai Apne ghar pe"" My life explained 😂😂
😭
Lol
Same here😂
Exactly 😂
😂
The best part ( To rehndo phir 🤣😁😂
"to rehne do phir " ❤❤
𝙈𝙚 𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙨 ᴄᴏʀᴏɴᴀ: "ʏᴇʜɪ ʙᴀᴀᴛᴇɪɴ ᴛᴏʜ ʙᴀᴀᴅ ᴍᴇ ʏᴀᴀᴅ ᴀᴀʏᴇɴɢɪ" 😂😂
Most hilarious youtube comment
@@yashwardhanverma7454 unoriginal thou
Ab ghar se bahar jao..police pyar yaad ayenge..
🕴🏾🕴🏾🕴🏾 ⚰️ 🕴🏾🕴🏾🕴🏾
True that 😂😂😂😂
1st i saw the main photo of video i thought this is not abhishek so i didn't open it after 2 days i open it and i was laughing 🤣🤣🤣
Bhai ek din pehle toh video aayi hai.
Same😂😂😂
@@vedantswarnkar nahi hoo gye 2din aaj Parson ka hai
Same 😂😂😂
Yahi sab baaten to Yaad aayengi
Best stand up comedian, my favourite and I'm fan of him
I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video 🤣
I'm so obsessed with his punches i literally use them in conversations all the time😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 me too
Toh mai kya karu job chor du
Likh lo kahi yeh UpSC mei na ajaye ... 🤔
Yehi baatein yaadein banti h
@@sumeetbhatt7159 it's a comment section bc, it is made for commenting opinions and none of them have anything to do with your pathetic existence. Job chorne ke liye job honi bhi jarurat hai.
Omg what happened to him. He looks Extraordinary Handsome. ❤️❤️
Changed his hairstyle grew a beard and gained some weight! He looks healthy 🙌
Lol
Paisa.
Money happened. A lot.... Bhot zorr se 😂
Bc chutiya lg rha hai. Pehle sahi lgta tha.
Amazing... don't get bored even once.. funny everytime
I love the way he act thats what I like the most in his every single vedios he performed so well. 👏👏
KZhead to Abhishek Upmanyu - "Successfully password reset completed. You can log in with your new password."
5:05 Ab tum apni body leke bahaar ghumoge to criminal to kaat hi dega na😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
@@jyotirai4175😂😂😂
This episode never gets old.
He tends to smile at his lovely jokes at times. That he must not do. Generally though he maintains a serious face. That makes his humour powerful , very powerful, top bracket.
Abhishek while saying the legendary dialouge : mai kya kru phir job chhod du Didn't know that Yahi batei to baad me yaad aayengi😂😂😂😂
Right😂😂
Naman singh should become a comedian
@@riteshgaikwad2905 naman Singh, who?
@@namanalagh9636 you
Mai kya.......mtlb bachpan se Chutiya kate ja raha hai😂😂😅
The last time when he uploaded, Kapildev was lifting the '83 world cup.
hahahaha :D
The next time he uploads India will lift the 2019 world cup.
@@yashovatbinani8833 Truee😂😂
Next there will be a movie released on 83's worldcup 😂
Ha ha ha, so true
One of the most complete stand up. ❤
This was uploaded exactly after Liverpool beat 4-0 to Barca, in the afternoon I rewatched the game and then watched this masterpiece, what a day it was for me
Your hairstyle and look in the previous videos added so much to your humour honestly
I agree but also I'm glad his quality of material didn't change along with the look.
me bhi ye hi comment karne wala tha XD
I was also going to comment same ....so true
Same bro!!!
Maddy Max .
13:26 the way he says "toh rehndo fir" is really amazing...😂🤣😂
Observer universe
😂😂😂
Mind blowing
Jitni bar bhi dekhu hasi nai rukti , you r awesome, funny yet innocent, ♥️
Last time you uploaded I had passed 12th now I have completed first year🤣😂
Same
Same bhedu
I was in 11th now I passed 12th
@@bishwanathhansda1371 same I am getting in college in 1-2 months
@@bishwanathhansda1371 same bro
Funniest line " ab tum body bahar lekar niklogey ,to criminal to kaat hi dega na"...🤣🤣
😂😂
Show ka name para he
@Sadia Afrin 😂😂😂😂😂
*imposter* found
Hiii
This never gets old 😆❤️
Bro even after 4yrs still my fav❤️
This lady laughing in between sounds like bellatrix lestrange.... 😂😂😂 . . Edit: Thanks for the likes 😉😉
😂😂😂
Only for potter heads
😂😂😂😂
@@asmit6377 😂😂😂
Soo true😂😂
Someone to that laughing girl: Why you laughed so hard that time? She: yehi batein to baad mein yaad ayengi
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 O bhaiii
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Came to record the meme
Y jok muje bad m bahut yad aye ga 😉
Watching after a long time still its gold😂
Superb I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂 U r fab Abhishek ❤
13:22 rehen do phir 😂😂
बिलकुल
🤣🤣
*STAND-UP COMEDY* Comedian: Hello... Audience: hahahahahahhh...
seriously man, this audience is nuts
@@SaurabhSingh-tj6ze this is because he is Abhishek upamanyu idiots
This comment ruined it for me :P
Seriously!
Its because of the person saying " Hello " ..
Loved it ....bro..keep it up .
Sarcasm with actual Knowledge. You are genius 👏
**Me watching horror movie** Abhishek- "Yahi bateein toh Raat main yaad aayegi" 😂😂😂
Lol🤣🤣
To kya karoo job chod du
Lol
Lol
Savdhan rahe satark rahe😂😂😇
'To rehen do phir' 😂😂 . My favorite line.....
Yahi baaten to baad me yad aati ha . My fav dialogue 😂
almost same dp
@@y2j1112 it’s goku na ??
@@yuvraj5821 it’s vegeta! another lead character besides Goku
@@y2j1112 oh ok my brother watch this cartoon .. but I hate it 😅 (no offence)
Yahi baatein toh badh mein yad aayegi♥️ more than 10 time i watched this never get bored
Best standup of Abhishek Upmanyu.❤ Till date.
Abhishek upmanyu : Khair..... No one : Random girl in background : hahahhahahahah
Hahaha sahi bola woh ldki toh jab bhi has rahi hai Jab ABHISHEK chup hai 😂😂😂
@Yugandhar Khair Khair Jane do wala Khair😂
seriously man so irritating
That dialogue omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
8:13 hamari family depressed toh nhi😂😂
I have seen this 20 times and will see it again :)
my most fav standup 😂❤ whenever i feel low this is my safest place! you're soo great thanks for making us laugh
A single stand-up gave us A LOT of memes😂
💯
Avika ya irvika🙁🙁
To mai kya karu phir, job chhod dun ? 🤣🤣
That's right
Ladkiyon pr kabhi koe meme bano
5:00 BEST ROAST OF CRIME PETROL 😂🤣
He is the best Standup Comedian ❤️❤️❤️ I just love him 😍😍
Loved it. I laughed my heart out. ♥️♥️