Indian Insults & Comebacks | Stand-up Comedy by Abhishek Upmanyu
2017 ж. 7 Қаң.
31 452 643 Рет қаралды
Jokes about Indian insults, parents, and their comebacks.
Credits:
Shot at - Canvas Laugh Club
Edited by - Nanak Bhatia & Abhishek Upmanyu
Sound Mixing & Mastering - Sohail Gandhi (Tuning Fork Studios)
Written & Performed by - Abhishek Upmanyu
Nobody can ever understand Indian father's obsession with 'subah uthkar dekho'!! 😂
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😭😭😭😭
I do
Right yrr...😂😂
Woo toh hai😂😂
Me roj ladta hu iss bat par🤣
*One person in the audience is having the best day of his life.* 😂😂
He is lqughing very loudly
That's literally me . I keep checking the videos for people getting annoyed by my laugh 😂 You're welcome
@@YashSharma-nr4mr your voice is like female
@@dayala.s5275 Actually it's just the laugh but I see what you mean hahahah
@@YashSharma-nr4mr hahaha you got it
Anyone else here in 2024😊
Yes boss😅
Yup
😅😅
Yes😅
😢😅
Remembering your journey. And thanks for choosing standup. :)
*_HE KNOWS WHAT ACTUALLY MIDDLE CLASS PEOPLE GOES THROUGH_*
Cz he came out from that
**Go*
Yes u r right
Ingliesh 100
@@Ayushsingh-pn2gb And i am ryuk and misa misa's child.
Dear lady whoever you are. Your laugh adds value to the jokes.
lol
True 🙌
Homeopathy ki doctor hai
@@fatimaasad4394 😂 I got it
@@kalyanishende595 😂😂😂
1:51 Kira's laugh
Aareree🔥❣️
Nope 😂
😂😂
Kira kon hai
@@mumtazansari9275 its a death note character
Omg 4:20 parents ko Sach me lagta hain subhey uthne se nashta Karne se sarey problems end ho jayegi🤣🤣🤣
A comedian is great when he can insult himself in front of everyone.
All comedians do that... M bored of their self insults... Some are even handsome still they insult themselves like ppl call me very ugly....
Like dr.gulati 😇
Not kidding my left ear is filled with that one person's laugh 😭 Earphones/headphones user savdhan rahe satark rahe 😂
thats me😅
That's actually Sorabh Pant. 😂
I would have liked your comment but decided to leave it at 69
@@aashayagrawal1334 now it's 79, u have a chance do it 😂
@@sjcd23abhishekkumars80 ahh man here goes nothing congratulations for the 80
2:37 are Bach ke kaha jao gay, gana bhi vahi Gaya jisme gay shabd aya 😂😂😂
2:55 Chad mom
He has best delivery He has best script He has best catchy lines He is most well focused He is currently best Standup comedian 2 years later:- He is still the best
For india
Anubhav Singh Bassi Is The Best 👑❤️
bassi ❤️❤️❤️
@@ammarsheikh7206 hahaha bassi gandu hain... Abhishek is op
Mozart is Indian..?
I am a simple person ..I see his new video...and then repeat all the old ones...🙌
kzhead.info/sun/otaRZLmomoyIimw/bejne.html Plz subscribe 🙏
Same here 😉
😂 same
Same here 🦋
Same 😂
Best parts about these videos are that they are highly relatable 😂
Where it all started... Legend was born with the lisp😂
i was also came here to write this bruhh! 😂😂😂
"Papa mujhe aids h" "Tum subha uthke toh dekho yaar" 😂😂😂
subeh jogging karne jao sab apne aap thik ho jaega
@@siddharthdas846 this is rich class dialogue... Middle class : subah jaldi uthu nahao dho sab apne aap thik ho jayega...
😂
Ye sab mobile use krne k kaaran h
Nahi nahi mere mom na bola ke mobile ki waja se hua he
I used to get bad dreams when i slept in bad mood. Now i started to watch his short videos to laugh before sleep and it cured my nightmares . Thankyou abhishek.
🦋💃🌸
U r welcome
For dream you have to sleep.i think whole night u r watching his show
Nightmares jaisa kuch nahi hota
Your body aura turned positive and it is increased, Same effect when you walk alone and meditate
The comeback that his mom have when he said he wanted to grow his hair, is so hilarious. Thinking abt it is making me laugh
After Upmanyu's birth: Doctors be like: tauba tauba tauba saara mood khraab krdia 😂
Sara mood acha kar dia***(change)
I always used to say 'jo bolta h vohi hota h' as a comeback to any insult.
I can relate 😂
SAME
Lol I used to take any insult and either ignore it or make joke out of it
I used to say, "Goes back to you"🤣🤣
Today it's changed to "yOu aRe pROjECtINg" 😂😂😂.
This guy joined KZhead in 2006. Didn't upload a single video until 2017. Uploads 2 stand-ups in 3 weeks. Gains over a million views and 40K subscribers.
Yugandhar Bhalbar this is called preparation
lmao for 10 years?
Yugandhar Bhalbar It takes a lot of time and thinking to write a 1 hour script which is actually funny. And to prepare it looking at the mirror, perfecting every pause and shit is hard af. It's not that easy to become a comedian
i know it isn't that easy. but you didn't really get my point here.
Maybe he used Internet Explorer to upload his videos !!
Dr. Bindra's joke🤣 0:50
3:06😂😂😂👌
*Baal Lambey Karlo Sadi Pehenlo Sadak pe Nachlo* Was the best one for me anyone else.
Baal lanmbe karlun 😏😏
Bhoot hote hain !!!
Fir wohi bndaa aage jaake tiktokers k Naam se famous hua
ghar mai thode paise aa jaenge lol
True 😂
Yeh batein toh baad mein yad aaygi 😂
Toh mein kia karun,job chor dun?😂😂
KAJAJHAHAHAHAHA😂
itna kon khush hai is comments se
Yahi Baatein to Baad mein yaad aayengi
Heh! Dosti ke pal!!
I miss this Abhishek Upmanyu :( You were so good!
Still is!
I just searched 'best stand up comedy' and this was the first recommendation♥
His voice's perfect for standup comedy 😆😆😆
🥴🥴🥴rip
Absolutely
heya
Yaa even Akash Gupta has the best voice as a Comedian..!!🤣🤣
No dude, it just seems that it is God gifted but they have actually worked on their voices(he and other comedians), speaking style, the tone of the voice for the performances. Hindi mein bole tooh "unhone apni aawaj uss hisaab se dhaali hai ki wo sarcastic lage, aur ye keval lg aasaan raha hai aawaj dhaalna, but hai kathin".
Others - Making fun of homosexuals. Abhishek - Making fun of Homophobes. Legend!✌
Which stand up comedian is making fun of homosexuals?
@@heet7875 finally someone said that 🙌
@@hadiakhan6658 have you checked them personally?
@@rahulr6381 have you checked personally that they are not
Not fighting just bored saw comment and replied
That last sequence "Tum subaah uth ke to dekho" was so freaking relatable. 😂🤣
3:33 chi chi ye kya hogya hhh 😂😂🤣
I made my mom see this video because it was relatable, she laughed around in the whole video but the part where you mentioned, "parents ke according meri saari problems khatam ho jayenge agar main subah jaldi uth ke nashta kar lu", she said, "that's true, usne (referred to Abhishek sir) yahi kara hoga tab hi stage pe hai" and the conversation became a banter of how you would've completed the work jaldi uth ke and then did the stage show. 😂😂😂
Hahahaha
Lol
Lol 🤣
uske shows night mein hote h...toh wo jaldi nahi uth ta
Tum subah uth k to dekho
His ancents and expresions are making his jokes more hellerious
reality
Ancents🙄
Accent, expressions*
Accent, Expressions, Hilarious*
@@kajalsarkar5754 🤣🤣🤣
7 years later this guy still Stands Top on my Fav standup comedians❤
The message he gives in every video is just amazing...one of the finest comedian.. I'm back again after finishing more of his videos ...now I can confidently say that he is not one of the finest he is the best...I mean not only his skills but his honesty and not show off attitude till now is just amazing..that's why he actually can spill tough facts this easily...and that should come up like this...keep it up...lots of best wishes...Mazedaar...
छि छि ये क्या होगया पूरे hospital का मूड खराब कर दिया इसने यार 🤣 Dad to mom= क्या करना है फिर इसका 🤣🤣🤣
Bhai you got a new subscriber nice stunts
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@@bablu7857 thanks dear 🙏
Saale subtitles
why are u repeating ???
I see a star rising .... This was Hilarious.😂
Kripanshu Khandelwal ye
bhai tuje kitna paisa dia tuje yeh comment dalne ko..
How much did u get to comment negative ?
AIDS
Kripanshu Khandelwal true man
1:25 listen carefully.....🤭
I can watch his vdos... infinite times .. it always feels new ❤️❤️
“Mom, main gays ki baat kar raha hu, bhooto ki nahi.” _“Chup kar, bhoot hote hain.”_
I m 69th like😌
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😂😂osm
kzhead.info/sun/opVvib2dfKyqfKc/bejne.html pubg ban roast😂😂😂😂
Jogging kro aids apne aap thik ho jayega 😂😂
first time ever I'm thankful of KZhead recommendations.....u nailed it bro😂😂
Nisha Kanetkar brozoned 😂
mohit101101101 I didn't mean to insult him😅.......we girls just tend to get conditioned reflex....
You also nailed it Nisha calling him bro :P
Nisha Kanetkar hi
Nisha Kanetkar that's the point, Indian girls tend to address everyone with bhaiya. if a cute guy comes upto you and address you with "behen/ sister"😂😂, what would you do.
Following the tradition, came to his channel and Binge watched all of the videos ! Never gets old man! 😂
That laugh at 2:45 made me laugh more than i wanted specially that female laughing like a witch😂😂
No one: Upmanyu: tu paencho *TUUUU PAENCHOOO*
😂😂😂😂
I miss these glasses n hairstyle, new Abhishek Upmanyu toh pura changeich ho gya😮
ARMY!
nya video dekhne ke bad... ye video fir se dekhe taki nye abhishek upmnyu se relate kar pau....
Army?
yeahhhhhh peeps, army here!! XD
@@nandinisingh5786 bts🔥🔥
I love his facial expressions 😂
I just love the way he conveys the social message through comedy 👏👏
Desi+Logic+Sarcastic+No Ego= Abhishek bhai
This man is too good yar anyone in 2019?
@monika bisht 😂
Are Bhai me toh 2040 me dekh raha Hu!
@@rosieshubby2075 lame joke 😂
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🙋
It's been 4 years, watched atleast 10 times , still its refreshing & funny af
What really is nice about Abhishek is he cracks relatable jokes and even more better is he doesn't humiliate his audiences unlike other comedians. I think it is very easy to pick someone and make fun of them to make your audience laugh. Love your performance man ! keep up the good work and thank you for all the work you put on to come up with such brilliant jokes. @AbhishekUpmanyu
Accept the fact the this is not the first time you've watched it
This is the first time I have watched it
@@manasraj7700 same🙃
Nahi Behan ji , main pehli bar he Dekh raha hu.
@@shaelsharma8468 😂😂👍
7th timeee
When someone says Tu pagal Reply: Tu pagal,tera baap pagal,tra puri khaandan pagal😂😂
apne bhai ko kya bolu🧐
@@kailo67 ??
mai usko bolu tera baap pagal hai??
@@kailo67 Mere bhai ne mujse kabhi nahi kaha tu pagal
mele se galti mujhe maj kar de
I wanna meet his parents they are so enjoying their life no one else can😂
*he never fails to make me laugh*
*One person in the audience is having the best day of his life.* 😂😂
I am a law student and my father, in a very serious tone said: "Subah jaldi utha karo. Mere liye Supreme Court ka judge wahi h jo subah 6 baje the." And I muttered to myself: "Phir to hamare akhbarwale Ko abse 'My Lord' bulana chahiye."
Apoorva Vishnoi 😂😂😂😂 awesome
Apoorva Vishnoi 😐
Sabhi "Law student" walo ka yahi rona hain,,,,,
Apoorva Vishnoi facing same problem yaar my father also asks me to get early in the morning that to at 4 mujhe aaj tak smj nhi aaya 4 bje uth kai mai karu kya
Apoorva Vishnoi Sach mein same here
More than the content, it's his timing, tonality and delivery that stand out.
Kamal Kothari agree👍
You are such h cute and innocent comedian
I don't know why im watching Abhishek again and again after every month😂😂
*One person in the audience is having the best day of his life.* 😂😂
Same here ,watching him from 2 years every month
Because he is super hilarious 🤣 I do the same watch.
Bhai yeh viral hojayega!!! Too good!
Sandesh B Suvarna ho gya bhai trending me ha ye video
Sandesh B Suvarna I think he will be great at stand up comedy. Few of top Indian stand up comedians are overrated and very predictable.
Rightly said!
Sandesh B Suvarna nitte me bhi viral ho jayega
Sandesh B Suvarna
1:46 epic dialogue🤣🤣
Abhishek has a long war with his parents 😂🤣😆
The guy laughing out loud is the camera person, who never expected this.
best standup of 2017 Baki sab wahi wahi repeat kar rahe hai ye Banda superstar banega
When you've watched it so many times (itni baar dekha ki saare jokes hi yaad ho gaye, in correct sequence) but you still laugh 😶😂
I visit after every 3 months to watch this exceptional piece of talent in the history of Indian standup!
The guy who was laughing loudly had his best day of his life😂
What is the problem with u. Enjoy
Woman
"Chupkar Bhut hote hain"😂😂
1:14 that's prisoner op from tanmay bhat stream
Rohan joshi
Salute to those who came here to watch this stand up after the confession video. 😂
I'm here after his makeover 😂
paisa ho pass me kuch bhi kar sakte ho
Yaar tum sabah uth ke toh dekho.. tumhara bhi aisa makeover ho jayega XD
@@avirathsharma8855 जॉगिंग करो मेकओवर अपने आप ट्ठीक होजाएगा कुछ नी है ऐसा
@@areyoufreaked13 bhai 8 month pheli ki baat ab reply great
@@avirathsharma8855 Bhai main usually kam use krta hun KZhead.
1:07 wassssssss literally trueeee man😂😂🤣🤣
I don't remember...how many times... I've watched this particular vdo.. kya karna h fhir iska 🔥
04:29 this guys really enjoyed the show
No One : Girl in The Crowd : ahehehehehehehehehwhhweh
😁
😂
😂🤣
@@Siddhi_Singh_ hey cutie 💕
@@user-dc8qh7xv4o tarki launde😂
Best Line: AIDS HAI MUJHE- Subah uthke to dekh sab sahi ho jaayga😂😂😘
Samgh nhi aaya
Indian parents solution to every health problem 😂🔥!!!
I still think this is one of the best standup by Abhishek 🤣💯 watched it many times now
Probably this is the 50th time i am watching this and laughing as i laughed first time when i watched. Whenever i feel low, mood off, felt depressed i wacth his shows nd feel better. Love from Bangladesh ❣️
mera 150th Time
Watching this for 15th time😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sa Ku i hope they will provide subs
Sa ku English part is explanation...main punch is in hindi lines
Bhai ek bar m samaj na aaiye toh 15 bar dekhna pdta h 😂😂😂
I need to give prize to you .. how you surrender for this type of buckchodi
150th for me 😂
He is a perfect stand up comedian....Just Too good man
Yeah
This guy literally amazing 😻
"Subha jaldi utho" supremacy 🛐
hospital ka mood kharab ho gaya hahahhahahahahha
lol
more videos plsssss
Fh
minakshi gariya lolzzzzzz 😂 checkout my channel for ....
hahahahaha
Someone in audience just died laughing. R.I.P♥️🙏
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😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂 |Sorry sorry 😑😆😆☺️☺️🙂🤔😐 Rip 😥😥😌😣😔😕😆😙😀😊😢😦😦😦☹️🙁☹️😢😭
😂😂😂😂
I died 😂🤣
Soooooo love ur shows..please add more videos
Outstanding This acting was so good ❤️
Bhai kaha chala gyaa hai tu... 😂😂😂 Vapas aaja...
Puneet Tiwari Isko mai twitter pr lagatar ping pong kar rhi hu.. udhar active hai bohat😂😂😂
Saumya Mishra Hahaha.. But yrrr videos q nhi aa rhe hain..? Unfortunately mai twitter pe hu nhi abhi.
Puneet yr pata nhi. Ye sakht launda hai, mereko reply nhi krta.. 😂😂😂
hahahah.. Sakht nhi busy..
Puneet Tiwari kripya sakti baneye rakhe
God I'm hooked It's such a stress buster. I beg you to upload more!
prarthna bhalla +1🙋♀️ I really want this guy to upload more videos!
Prathna does a prathna
Even my dad does repeat telecast of this # सुबह उठ के तो देखो 😂😂😂
There are many standup artists but these few are the kings of this feild. I enjoy everytime I see this video😂😂
Tum subah utho sab thik ko jayega😂 Every dad in India😂
I don't know how many times i have watched this... surely 70+
dungeon_ master his special is even better. I died 😂laughing. Can't get enough of this guy.
I liked your comment because of your profile foto
Nice profile pic 😂
pitchers fan i see
@@livehardordieeasy701 Where is it? Netflix or Amazon Prime?
This is the first video of this legendry comedian😂👍who makes you laugh only by telling real experience 😂
This guy is gold for sure I laughed so hard
0:38 Hrithik Roshan in the audience ;)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:49 how about a drop test?
😂😂
Relatable af😂❤️
Just superb 👌👌👏👏 watching again and again👏🤗
*Abhishek :- papa mujhe aids hai* Papa:- *Tum subha uthe ke to dekho yaar* This was hilarious
Explain me anyone.. I didn't get that part 😭😭
@@manuxoxo6399 mujhe bhi samajh nahi aaya
@@sapandeepsingh2420 abe isme esa kya tha jo smjh nhi aya😂
Uske baap ko...uske aids SE koi lene Dena nhi h...
@@manuxoxo6399 parents are always be like Get up early in the morning no matter what !!