"I'll neva forget" these magic words means a good story is comin
@bellshoe28943 жыл бұрын
Or “ you know me dog”
@lukefleming62383 жыл бұрын
Have you heard Joe Rogans Rap Song? 😂 kzhead.info/sun/n9eCYpV9bZprmps/bejne.html
@goodlove94213 жыл бұрын
Y’all should watch Larry Lawton all his life is “I’ll neva forget” moments
@AZVLV3 жыл бұрын
@@AZVLV Still waiting for the tattoo gun and prison pasta and white lightning alcohol ;)
@joerivandeweyer30563 жыл бұрын
@@adam92012 "Remember when" is the lowest form of conversation. And that's his whole persona.
@joerivandeweyer30563 жыл бұрын
Whenever I hear Joey tell his childhood stories I always picture him looking and sounding the same as a child.
@dansawicki49823 жыл бұрын
Yeah except shorter 🤣
@zentempo79023 жыл бұрын
Lmao like on George Lopez
@thtboii58842 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!!
@dilciaenid572 жыл бұрын
I always thought they should do a cartoon with Joey as a kid but he still has the same voice as he does as an adult and the plot of each episode are stories that he tells on the podcast
@johnsellas44552 жыл бұрын
420th like
@janberkemeier74062 жыл бұрын
"My mother put me in a headlock and punched me in the gut -- just to loosen me up" .... This man is a legendary story teller
@JaySinghIsImmature2 жыл бұрын
Very Italian 😂😂😂
@user-ro6vl7er1w2 ай бұрын
Hes cuban with a new yorker acent@@user-ro6vl7er1w
@kledus420smith8Ай бұрын
@@user-ro6vl7er1w He's Cuban actually.
@556deltawolfАй бұрын
@@user-ro6vl7er1w He's not Italian
@benjaminmandeville443014 күн бұрын
There is never a time where I don't wind up in tears from laughing so hard from listening to a Joey Diaz story.
@thinkplanetearth2946 Жыл бұрын
Same here lol
@tomasm007 Жыл бұрын
He's hilarious 😂 a ghost buster gun hahaha 😆 😂 🤣
@anthonyryan8528 Жыл бұрын
My favourite Joey Diaz story is when he didn’t shit for a week and released a fart on the bus so deadly it made the cheerleaders cry
@Eddy142_3 жыл бұрын
same
@AholicKnight3 жыл бұрын
Its changing flavors
@General_Pinkledink3 жыл бұрын
Yeah or the story of him and the young hooker at one of his stand up comedy shows had me in stitches 2
@roycov893 жыл бұрын
hes changing flavors
@adamzaloga96793 жыл бұрын
Omg he's changing flavors
@kiduzi95073 жыл бұрын
This man remembers dates better than I remember what I had for breakfast
@phoneexpert693 жыл бұрын
That's cause hes making shit up
@santaclaus30773 жыл бұрын
Santa Claus thanks Santa
@phoneexpert693 жыл бұрын
Getting really specific makes it seem more believable. Hes a professional bullshiter, there may be some truth to these stories, but certainly he fluffs them atleast, complete fabrications at most. And im not putting the dude down, i love him to death. Its just how some people are, all you can do is just have fun and laugh.
@the_original_Bilb_Ono3 жыл бұрын
It’s funny bc they don’t lol
@jettgoforth64533 жыл бұрын
So true lol
@HaikesXO3 жыл бұрын
You'd be surprised how many people there are like Joey Diaz in this world. Each of them unique in their own ways.
@cmdrlucas6949 Жыл бұрын
I feel like a third of Gen X acts just like joey Diaz, crazy stories and all. He reminds me of damn near everyone my dad has ever introduced me to lol
@mards2479 Жыл бұрын
I grew up in East Boston Massachusetts in the late 80's and 90's and it was one character after another......
@richevans60910 ай бұрын
They're in Italia and everywhere they live 😅😅😅😅
@user-ro6vl7er1w2 ай бұрын
I love the fact that every time Joey is on Rogan's podcast, he has different stories from the last time he was on. This guy needs a movie or two about his life
@barringtonfisher872 жыл бұрын
The most improbable thing in our universe is that Joey Diaz is still alive.
@flowerpt3 жыл бұрын
Bill McGonigle you never heard of the Diaz theory of improbability? It’s world famous and mathematicians have been scratching their heads for decades
@Cobreezyy063 жыл бұрын
We live in a universe where not only are Steve-O AND Joey Diaz somehow alive in 2020, but actually in decent health too
@saerudayo3 жыл бұрын
丈夫Saeru and somehow have still retained a whole bunch of memories despite all the fuck shit they did
@Zaghzackio3 жыл бұрын
Keith Richards That’s all
@MIKE-TYTHON3 жыл бұрын
@@MIKE-TYTHON LOL I was looking for this reply. You can't say "I can't believe this person is still alive" without mentioning Keith Richards
@darkpanda1823 жыл бұрын
Imagine a 5 year old Joey with a young Italian squealing accent telling the nurse “listen, im scared shitless I just pissed the bed. Let me get back to you in an hour.” 🤣😂😂😂
@igorlukyan2063 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA
@nightviber20973 жыл бұрын
I swear it could be a movie
@joeboxernum313 жыл бұрын
Funniest thing I’ve ever heard
@TrollHunterxXx3 жыл бұрын
1979. He wasn’t 5.
@thekub323 жыл бұрын
The top comment was good, this? I needed this.
@jordyplaysgamesAUTISMYEET3 жыл бұрын
Not only is Joey Diaz a master story teller, he’s a god damn rainman with times, dates, and details with photographic memory. Legend
@Killryno66610 ай бұрын
THE FACT THAT HE DOESNT CARE ENOUGH TO LIE ABOUT ANYTHING IS WHAT MAKES HIM LEGENDARY 😂😂😂😂😂
@Shiekh420 Жыл бұрын
This man's entire life is just a very long skit.
@LuvsicVI3 жыл бұрын
Diggy d that’s how it always goes 😂😂
@apollo15733 жыл бұрын
Relativity is the best kept retarded industrial workers on policy share and reengineered acceptance speeches
@danielwright29123 жыл бұрын
Talented and diverse detailed deranged exspectant monetary compensation sharecroppers. Evidential lawyers of preconditioned diploid tetrahedrone talented gravitational force federally controlled substances
@danielwright29123 жыл бұрын
Compounded interest pyramids. Extinct professional earth riders. Decorated inherited promiscuity. Stolan valor has a certain degree of interest reality agents of concientious defined playgeristic gravitational waves of continental peaks and valleys of common delusions. Hail the chief. Insurection . Slavery is alive and well indentured
@danielwright29123 жыл бұрын
When your father dies before you're born and your mother dies at age 16, shit happens.
@DNYGdj3 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz belongs in a Scorsese movie.
@isaacpartridge44933 жыл бұрын
Joey is the typical cuban that exaggerates alot , he so gullible i can just believe everything he exagerates
@MrAsystole3 жыл бұрын
Quentin....
@tonynagy20423 жыл бұрын
@@MrAsystole I don't think you understand what gullible means.
@MrB19233 жыл бұрын
He’s gonna be in The Sopranos prequel. Close enough
@raemoesmero91363 жыл бұрын
I thought that was Scorsese
@PlazboBrah3 жыл бұрын
Everytime Joey Diaz tells a story, you need to take 3 showers, say 17 Hail Marys, and speak to a lawyer to make sure you aren't implicated in several felonies.
@DXChrisCross Жыл бұрын
This man literally made me realise how cool it was to be “not cool” and different. Yet still be the coolest man on earth 🤷🏻♂️
@badmanbateman2 жыл бұрын
i just imagine 8 year old joey negotiating with the nurse😂
@izacsir23 жыл бұрын
"You're bustin my balls here nurse common give me breakfast"
@MrWarriorAsh3 жыл бұрын
With the same deep voice too 😂😂
@chevy47592 жыл бұрын
I think he was 16 at that time.
@zey11362 жыл бұрын
Repent to Jesus Christ “And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.” 1 Corinthians 13:13 NIV
@believeinjesus69722 жыл бұрын
Tremendous!
@HunterRouth2 жыл бұрын
Just when you think Joey has told all his stories...
@julians72683 жыл бұрын
He lyin bruh lol
@themmaboom80453 жыл бұрын
hahahah never ending supply
@VentureAHighway3 жыл бұрын
@@themmaboom8045 who cares lol
@thatdude1693 жыл бұрын
Is he an actor? Joey is crazy funny
@donbenain93163 жыл бұрын
When you make up your stories you never run out of them
@georgedudleysashtray38603 жыл бұрын
Imagine how sharp Joey's memory is, I mean he always remember precise dates and timelines. Damn! My memory is shit and I ain't even 40 yet.
@vladconcepcion3588 Жыл бұрын
Except Ali fought Holmes 2 Oct 1980....
@Joker-11B-SYLV Жыл бұрын
Sleeping is key to healing that.
@OrcinusLaryngologist8 ай бұрын
I’ll never get tired of Joey telling this story 😂😂
@snowmishima33112 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: It’s impossible to listen to a Joey Diaz story without smiling.
@jessossenkopp2 жыл бұрын
It's impossible to listen to uncle Joey breathe without laughing!
@captainspaulding59632 жыл бұрын
I wish he was Related to me just so I could contact him and listen to him speak on shit 🤣👍❤
@mattasticmattattack85462 жыл бұрын
Must be one of those american facts
@xeniousthe2nd4322 жыл бұрын
Ong😭😂
@XHERCUTTHROAT2 жыл бұрын
Facts I’m still smiling and it’s been off for 49 secs 😭😭😭
@ic5169 Жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is a national treasure, no way you can cancel him
@oscardelahoya3153 жыл бұрын
John Doe this guy is the anecdote to the homeless SJWs.
@pulmo13 жыл бұрын
All you can ever do as a person is grow and he did
@beesheer37613 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is the instructional video on how to avoid cancel culture- say horrible things so often that they have so much material to work with they just give up
@Nick-th1kx3 жыл бұрын
Nurk Flurks i believe that was trumps campaign strategy
@j-dog77673 жыл бұрын
Ricky Parmar Ive been with Verizon for 20 years
@nc_classics97673 жыл бұрын
This dude is the funniest man on earth because he had so much crazy life experiences. God bless this guy.
@biserker1delta612 жыл бұрын
Joey’s stories of his life’s experiences are a trip and a half😄 I can’t believe with all the robbing he did, and all the drugs, and all the health issues, he is still alive today. Not to mention still able to walk/talk and get around at his age. I would think somebody who partied like he did would have had a stroke or something by now lol😄 And he talks about these experiences like they just happened yesterday and he can’t wait to do it again….like right this minute 😂
@davidsnyder2000 Жыл бұрын
The fact that Joey Diaz is only 57 scares me and I don’t know why
@sticky44443 жыл бұрын
Me too...
@johnleyva46193 жыл бұрын
But he has 57 years of LIFE not just life
@mikeypickett44683 жыл бұрын
I legit thought he was about 70.
@10thinningcards3 жыл бұрын
And Joes only 4 years younger 😳
@MultipleBob3 жыл бұрын
freal bro, my mom is older than him i thot he was about my dads age 😂
@TitoPLLE44443 жыл бұрын
"1970's white people, i'm not talking today "hah hah hah" white people"
@bobriley0004443 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@lionheart56013 жыл бұрын
If you quote something you have to do so correctly
@rurathn55343 жыл бұрын
Ha ha hilarious tremendous
@perryconrad79683 жыл бұрын
That's just gold
@jimmyayiotis73763 жыл бұрын
@@jimmyayiotis7376 What does it mean. I don't understand.
@farzana66763 жыл бұрын
Joeys a legend, always a great guest with a good story to tell
@bailey29132 жыл бұрын
Joey is the kind of man who can makes you smile even when your parents are die!
@juliannakaberovsky4545 Жыл бұрын
Joey needs to write a book lol, instant bestseller
@Nikhil-jz5nm3 жыл бұрын
He already is
@Bigbrotherthunder3 жыл бұрын
On his podcast he said he has been writing one
@guitafire3 жыл бұрын
Books 😂 too many stories to put in one lol
@gavinmitchell60213 жыл бұрын
Ya a book of made up stories sprinkled with tidbits of truth
@santaclaus30773 жыл бұрын
Gavin Mitchell too many stories to keep straight lol
@Bigbrotherthunder3 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to make a timeline of Joey Diaz stories. “I will never forget.. 1979.”
@clintlegg38293 жыл бұрын
Lol, good luck!
@julians72683 жыл бұрын
True or not, I love listening to him😂!!
@davidfacca88993 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest Joe Rogan video clip 😂 kzhead.info/sun/rLqclJqRmYWddXk/bejne.html
@longbong323 жыл бұрын
she had a fucking cart
@Eriecartel3 жыл бұрын
Watch the honey dew joey diaz series, there he sums up his life in 6 podcasts
@hagenre89093 жыл бұрын
I literally never get tired of Joey’s stories.
@johnunkerman Жыл бұрын
I swear Joe and Joey are the greatest together I could watch these guys all day
@baltimorejoe52842 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is your friend's crazy uncle that everyone wishes they were related to.
@Derek.Joseph3 жыл бұрын
I have an uncle just like Joey Diaz.... he’s great but sometimes you wish you WEREN’T related to him
@mjjumps3 жыл бұрын
Josh Ringer That’s exactly what I was thinking I fucking can’t stand my family, my uncles are the WORST At some stupid family function I’d rather sit with the cousin’s dog or a new family member just married in and WARN THEM.
@Heavywall703 жыл бұрын
Speaking of this. He reminds me of my great uncle. He passed away a few years ago at the age 93 and it was always a joy to be around him. The first dirty story he told me was about a hooker he met in 1943. The greatest shit I've ever heard.
@Jonseyfun3 жыл бұрын
Yaaaaassss! I say that all the time! I just want to have a big Italian dinner with all three of them.
@samantharobinson38973 жыл бұрын
@wowalinbie he *wasnt a good person, now when he tells these stories he often is regretful. he was also snorting lots of coke at the time
@jadenpope74133 жыл бұрын
“They came with a Ghostbusters gun.” 😂
@mikehink40623 жыл бұрын
If that was me in there, my first thought would be, "oh shit so this is what happens when you cross the streams!"
@prodigy14453 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Garza hahahahahaha 😂 good shit.
@mikehink40623 жыл бұрын
I died at this part too. Fucking gold!!! 😂
@bobd16233 жыл бұрын
This is my first time seeing Joey Diaz. I love him! I could listen to his stories all day!
@Irish_Georgia_Girl2 ай бұрын
Joey will never run out of epic stories he is a walking legend these things dont just happen to regular people at regular times he was born specifically at a precise time in history to forever remain a historical human being.
@PaziGazim9 ай бұрын
Joey "i'll never forget" Diaz. Im glad you don't.
@dropYourVideo3 жыл бұрын
Sept.28th- 😂1979
@BrickOvenBakery3 жыл бұрын
I hate his voice that fat in his neck sounds gross it makes me sick to hear him
@MaximumShellz3 жыл бұрын
@@MaximumShellz yet you clicked on a video of joey diaz telling stories
@jtaw1233 жыл бұрын
James Wilson he’s probably thinking about him 😏 if you catch my saying
@damianmigginis11573 жыл бұрын
@@MaximumShellz nah this is bait
@Mr_jnk3 жыл бұрын
“comeback in an hour let me get my head right” felt that
@johnlamont38853 жыл бұрын
Joey and Joe together always makes me laugh so hard I got laugh tears running down my face 😂
@davidrobertson8918 Жыл бұрын
Omg this is awesome. The jackals of KZhead. So great can't stop listening ing
@dyinhope68402 жыл бұрын
This dude needs an “everybody hates chris”-styled show about his life, it would be a hit
@EleventyOnee3 жыл бұрын
Yea I like joey. But The guy made women blow him for comedy spots. Guy is a turd
@garyhost3543 жыл бұрын
@@garyhost354 different time. Back then a deal was a deal.
@TCsHouse3 жыл бұрын
@@TCsHouse nah it was trash 5 years ago. This is why no big networks will touch him
@garyhost3543 жыл бұрын
@@garyhost354 lmao that just makes me like him more
@ike29382 жыл бұрын
@@ike2938 lol
@garyhost3542 жыл бұрын
"they thought I was biggie, gettin shot" - Joey Diaz
@eminlukac17783 жыл бұрын
I straight up lost it when he said that! Joey is a mad genius.
@bigmon193 жыл бұрын
I read this as soon as he said it 😂😂
@religionisatragedy85373 жыл бұрын
I died laughing on that one 🤣
@Pasztet853 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz needs to come up with some sort of toon series where they animate his stories. That would be amazing 🙌🏽🤣🙏🏽🤙🏽
@Gio-512 Жыл бұрын
I totally agree he is hilarious!
@1983mrharvey Жыл бұрын
One of THE best story tellers of this time….coco’s a certified savage 💪🏾
@hvfti Жыл бұрын
When I imagine Joey as a kid, I always think of him with his current face attached to a child’s body? I can’t imagine a young Joey.
@robtalbot80603 жыл бұрын
Yes LOOOOL
@Dilanalikurt3 жыл бұрын
Imagine a young koala
@HarshJain-it2bg3 жыл бұрын
With a joint in his mouth
@sugewhitejacoby86543 жыл бұрын
"Ay Ma, I dogh wanna drink tha fuckin' milk tho!"
@TigerTzu3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao yeah like George Lopez flashbacks lolol
@ruvelf3 жыл бұрын
Joey is a blessing and Joe's laughter is infectious
@selfdiscardedkingofruin72913 жыл бұрын
Joe's laugh is infectious? Do you know who Lee Syatt is? 😛
@gurpinderjohal3373 жыл бұрын
His laugh sounds infected.
@naelyneurkopfen97413 жыл бұрын
I love this guy so much, he makes me feel like my crazy life is normal
@deonwalker6270 Жыл бұрын
Diaz is the best story teller. I could listen to him all day.
@stelladufr6736 Жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz should make a bed times story app.
@epicjohnny48313 жыл бұрын
Bro let's make that happen and make some cash... I'm down to invest in that.. we can get someone off fiverr to make the app if we sent in story clips
@dillonposton37633 жыл бұрын
Dillon Poston get it done before Calm App steals your idea
@OOzd953 жыл бұрын
Bruh these stories prevent me from getting sleep. Once i hear one, it’s down the fucking rabbit hole 😭
@risharddaniels17623 жыл бұрын
@@dillonposton3763 lmao actually it would be super easy to monetize, if you can get a yes from Joey to use his stuff it could be hooked up in less than two weeks and kicking.
@epicjohnny48313 жыл бұрын
Broooo that's a great fucking idea
@swazigail13143 жыл бұрын
Imagine being Joey's daughter getting bedtime stories. Best storyteller.
@-th1rty3-3 жыл бұрын
yormuthor 16 HAHAHAHAHAHA
@ItsReape3 жыл бұрын
“Dad tell me a story” “Let me tell you something mercy diaz…”
@mariyatakeuchi90092 жыл бұрын
@@mariyatakeuchi9009 back in 85…
@Kas1645 Жыл бұрын
I swear I could listen to Joey telling stories for month straight and I would not get tired of it. OMG this legend is funny.
@dixonqwertyАй бұрын
i cant stop watching these. this guy makes my day better. rise & shine sukas
@LaughsWithDiaz9 ай бұрын
5:48 She punches me in the stomach to loosen me up 👀 😂 🤣 Joey God bless You
@joebas93523 жыл бұрын
i fucking lost it there
@bigcityclipz70333 жыл бұрын
That absolutely gutted me 😂
@MileyCyrusSwollenGums2 жыл бұрын
“She’s breaking my balls, constantly.” - every New Yorker going through life 😂😂
@AsvpMarleyy7183 жыл бұрын
Hearing joe laughing so hard was just as funny as the story lol it made me burst out every time he did
@canadaeast83582 жыл бұрын
I love how joey does like a teaser before he starts his stories to get you interested 😂😂😂
@danellboy5757 Жыл бұрын
The combination of Diaz stories and Rogans laugh makes it that much better😂
@nickmaxx573 жыл бұрын
Is joey sitting in front of a bottle of Frank's Red Hot sauce and an Elmer's glue stick?
@NickgAnagnost3 жыл бұрын
yeah wtf 😂
@ironohyes36443 жыл бұрын
And yet for him, that seems completely normal.
@marcyatkinson99953 жыл бұрын
Nothing is out of the norm with uncle Joey
@whizzmik17053 жыл бұрын
I thought by franks red hot you were referring to joe and by elmers glue stick you meant tony...
@AbdallahMassoud13 жыл бұрын
Lmao yes he is, if you watched the whole podcast Joey came in with food and explained to Joe that the way to eat Cuban food is with frank’s red hots. He proceeds to douse his food in it lol
@williamthomas52153 жыл бұрын
"This is the double-whammy of the day. You ready? I DON'T FUCKIN' LIKE MILK." - Joey Diaz 2020
@Rocky-oq9cy2 жыл бұрын
Diaz is simply the funniest story telling fella ever 😂😂Legend
@johnsmith-mx4ci2 жыл бұрын
He is telling true Cuban family stories. I grew up in all that in Miami. Our parents were a trip, the doctor making house calls and the shots... All true
@frankrodriguez64243 жыл бұрын
That friggin abuse. He's telling the story like it's funny but I kinda had a hard time laughing
@bboyStuntZ3 жыл бұрын
@@bboyStuntZ lmao no its not.
@jimmyli47713 жыл бұрын
It happens in Mexican families too😁 My mom's best friend gave me the damn shots when I was 5 years old.
@45asunder13 жыл бұрын
I’m obviously white...I’ve chased down my child to give an injection.
@derek91533 жыл бұрын
Its hilarious that people think he is BS. When you grow up in the tri-state area everyone over the age of 40 has these stories. NYC was a wild place back in the day
@deeel47503 жыл бұрын
"I never went to see another doctor. I did acid that night...." - Joey Diaz
@novatryshots3 жыл бұрын
Love Joey he got so many story’s and growing up around Cubans ! Ain’t nothing better
@chikoface Жыл бұрын
Bro, Joey was silent and calm this whole podcast and then out of nowhere the fights end and he just goes on a beautiful 13 minute tirade about being sickly and getting shots. He’s the greatest storyteller of all time.
@williamthomas52153 жыл бұрын
I could listen to Joey’s stories for hours
@bigbrainalertpodcast99023 жыл бұрын
finally a JRE clips I can click on bc i know ill enjoy it...
@souljayt84113 жыл бұрын
Laughing so damn hard I'm not even trying to sleep anymore
@RedprintBobcat3 жыл бұрын
Bill G ikr haha
@bigbrainalertpodcast99023 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is the best story teller ever he needs and his life is so interesting it's unjust that there isn't a movie based on this man's life
@overtothisside504 Жыл бұрын
Always entertainment from Joey, i could listen to him all day
@noka19792 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz: The One Man Show Love this guy
@laurenhall83923 жыл бұрын
He’s a legend! Straight hilarious!!
@beesheer37613 жыл бұрын
Tremendous
@LeoBioSoul3 жыл бұрын
Doctor on cocaine sounds like a Chappelle skit
@ricardobjj243 жыл бұрын
“He would do a bump”
@gregparis7583 жыл бұрын
One of my docs use to be on Oxus and Xantax. Funny as that story was, it doesn’t surprise me.
@matthewbittenbender91913 жыл бұрын
Matthew Bittenbender yea I was gona say my doc was on oxys
@Cobreezyy063 жыл бұрын
Ricardo Masvidal My mom was born in the early 20’s and her doctor was hooked on opiates after WWI and nobody knew till he came over for the delivery high as a kite. Nothing new under the sun.
@winebox3 жыл бұрын
@@winebox can't imagine how strong those old day opioids were
@JQUE943 жыл бұрын
The way Joe laughs at him makes his stories even funnier 😂
@chip77962 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz, thank you man You made me laugh man and it was much needed
@HITXxXxS6 ай бұрын
“They thought I was like biggie getting shot” lmfaooooo I cant breathe. Uncle Joey is goat
@icy45673 жыл бұрын
Tremendous😂😂😂
@bigmon193 жыл бұрын
Joey “I beat addiction but am stoned 24/7” Diaz
@ignatiushorstmann25263 жыл бұрын
Its like heroin addicts or alcoholics that chain smoke cigarettes
@Anothergoogleaccount13 жыл бұрын
Almost the same exact thing here. Weed has definitely helped me stay opiate free. Not sure I would have Been able to hold onto sobriety from opiates If I wasn’t smoking
@brettbarreras483 жыл бұрын
HER Story medicine is drugs...
@risharddaniels17623 жыл бұрын
HER Story This is not correct. A drug is any substance that affects how the body works. A medicine is any drug that is used in treatment, diagnosis, or prevention of disease. Addictive properties are not a contributing factor.
@risharddaniels17623 жыл бұрын
HER Story i do agree that weed isn’t a drug though. Weed is a plant, that contains a drug.
@risharddaniels17623 жыл бұрын
uhhh this guy keeps me comming back,,,love his stories.
@SuperBaggerboy2 жыл бұрын
Watching this at work and I'm dying.
@peterenningjnr80698 ай бұрын
"When you get sick in high school everybody come to see you".....golden generation in terms of people having real contact in the world
@p1d12 жыл бұрын
It was probably an excuse to skip homework lol
@Francesco-cj3oi2 жыл бұрын
Nowadays it’s a “get well soon❤️” over Instagram
@jacktheripper5661 Жыл бұрын
I remember a group of us getting permission to leave high school to attend the funeral of the mom of a friend of ours. This was nearly 30 years ago, looking back that seems kind of odd, I don't remember other kids ever doing that for a friend and haven't really known anyone since with a similar story. It wasn't just a get out of school thing, which was definitely cool, we just cared about our friend and her mom. It was all pretty sad, her mom was an end stage alcoholic, we thought it was great because we could go over there and drop acid and all that shit and she either didn't know or care. And she'd be funny when drunk, which was constantly. But she declined super quick. That friend's dad had also died abruptly from a heart attack barely two or three years earlier, similar to Joey she lost both parents before she was even a senior in high school. Haven't seen her in years but she turned out pretty okay last I heard. Some poor choices in men I think but that's all broads.
@D-Fens_1632 Жыл бұрын
It was still that way in the late 90s/00/01 when I was at high school - back then all we had was text messages and maybe MSN messenger on a PC. It wasn't a huge, invasive substitute for actual human contact back then.
@goose30018310 ай бұрын
5 year old Joey Diaz saying "come back in 5 minutes lemme think about it" 😂😂
@user-qg4bi3pd9v3 жыл бұрын
Joey always bring a smile to my face. :) I never get old of listening to his insane stories. I like to believe they are all true. Joey ended up as a legend in the game despite his difficult upbringing. It's funny how we call him Uncle Joey, he literally feels like one. People can get mad all they want, but shit happens in life and you have to learn to laugh at it otherwise you go insane.
@KapteinFruit6 ай бұрын
Whenever I'm thinking my thoughts flow in Diaz voice.
@razorramzan-inc Жыл бұрын
Joey just said “Heretics” instead of “Genetics” LOL
@callmeviper77233 жыл бұрын
Joey-ism’s lol. I’ll never forget when he was losing his mind yelling khabib and he said a different word every single time. It was ona fight companion the whole room was dying
@brettbarreras483 жыл бұрын
pretty sure he was shooting for hereditary
@armedlorax73013 жыл бұрын
Haha from spanish I guess
@Giovannigio1233 жыл бұрын
@@armedlorax7301 he was thinking hereditary but shooting for genetics lol.. hereditary plus genetics equals heretics.
@seeqr92 жыл бұрын
@@seeqr9 🤣🤣🤣
@chasegwop472 жыл бұрын
As a child in the 1970s, I can vouch for the penicillin stories. My family doctor (who smoked a huge, fat cigar while he was examining me) gave me a shot of penicillin in my arm every time I went there, regardless of what my illness was. LOL
@straytenwhitenormell77593 жыл бұрын
Same people who are now telling you to "follow the science" Didn't change a bit
@Francesco-cj3oi2 жыл бұрын
And now we have MRSA
@brianmorris364 Жыл бұрын
@@Francesco-cj3oi bill gates wasn’t practicing medicine then.
@LJ-mp7ir Жыл бұрын
Facts
@dominicpizzo7864 Жыл бұрын
What a disgrace.
@Anon.G Жыл бұрын
The stories of my childhood bro! Thank you for making light of this shit👍👍👍
@dassacood1820 Жыл бұрын
The best story teller ever
@davidbryan7795 Жыл бұрын
12:37 I legit have a pic of my dad holding me in the hospital on the day I was born with a 6 pack of Budweiser in the background. Let’s bring back hospital beers in 2021.
@srsucioguapodelsur88453 жыл бұрын
I hear Joey Diaz telling a story and I get hypnotized. One of my favorite storytellers of all time! Great guy.
@BrickOvenBakery3 жыл бұрын
The very best!!
@beesheer37613 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this whole video
@gi-joe_510CA11 ай бұрын
This man needs a series of his life and stories!! What a series that would be. 😎
@JRA737 ай бұрын
Joey is literally a walking talking novel still being written each day. I can listen to his stories all day I swear.
@Dakidnolo3 жыл бұрын
"It isnt like now haha. *These were conservative white people* " Lmaoooo
@maxluong23 жыл бұрын
@James A Why are you this insecure? He's literally pointing out how the reaction would be different back then because of the audience. Literally, no one was making fun of them in that way.
@xxmlgjesusxxlegitnoscam65063 жыл бұрын
@James A Where in this clip did he show this? Regardless of what his stance may be in general (I don't even really believe you in this either tbh) you specifically commented on this clip.
@xxmlgjesusxxlegitnoscam65063 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is probably the only comedian that's truly keeping it real.
@mrrebel51502 жыл бұрын
Joe and Joey are the best. Thanks brothers. 😂
@mattparks71822 жыл бұрын
If Joey ever wrote a book it would be an instant best seller
@HotboxinwithMikeTysonClips3 жыл бұрын
Calling OSHA the EPA killed me 😂😂
@Joshua-lc1rq3 жыл бұрын
LMAO it killed me too. The dude onn Joey's right said it with such conviction too, "The EPA!!" lol. Although I'll give it to them, I bet the environment of that hospital room was fairly jacked up.
@andrewholz14143 жыл бұрын
FirstName LastName 😂 that was Jamie just adding his 2 cents to the conersation lmao
@aldocuacuas58383 жыл бұрын
Great story teller I could listen to Joey d for hours
@williamhanrahan8086 Жыл бұрын
This man is one of the best storytellers that I’ve ever experienced.😂😂😂
@jwalt80199 ай бұрын
We need and animated shit volcano experience STAT
@igorlukyan2063 жыл бұрын
Lol I just commented that before I saw yours
@Steef_Lee3 жыл бұрын
Legends the both of u
@daviddoesit23413 жыл бұрын
The jackass guys did it lol
@catdogc863 жыл бұрын
9:53 his impression of the old Italian guy nearly killed me
@The.One.7.3 жыл бұрын
are U kidding me? ive thought he was Italian my whole life...
@RickLibre3 жыл бұрын
@@RickLibre Cuban I believe
@jamesgragan81293 жыл бұрын
@@RickLibre He’s gotta have some in him with the Cuban. He has so many Italian characteristics and even looks more Italian than Cuban😂
@bradycowles55203 жыл бұрын
@@bradycowles5520 I think people have said he was raised by Italians after both his parents died
@raizelcortez32192 жыл бұрын
No matter how bad of a mood I am in Joey's stories always make me laugh....
@user-bh6un9cz5f7 ай бұрын
By far the best story teller in modern times😂😂😂
@xipingpooh5783 Жыл бұрын
Eddie Bravo was Needed in this episode
@VenomHernandez3 жыл бұрын
FR
@BlockKidNoNewFriends3 жыл бұрын
Eddie bravo is always needed, Dude is funny.
@christru223 жыл бұрын
Eddy ain't takin no goverment test where they chip you.
@lamolambda83493 жыл бұрын
Ya wtf where tf is edgie brah
@RAZERDsXe3 жыл бұрын
lamo lambda if anything if Eddie gets brought into questioning about conspiracies and alien theories and shit. His first reaction is going to be that cypress hill shit he does. I can’t find the clip where he does it but I’ll see if I can and add it on here. So you know what I’m talking about. Lol.
"I'll neva forget" these magic words means a good story is comin
Or “ you know me dog”
Have you heard Joe Rogans Rap Song? 😂 kzhead.info/sun/n9eCYpV9bZprmps/bejne.html
Y’all should watch Larry Lawton all his life is “I’ll neva forget” moments
@@AZVLV Still waiting for the tattoo gun and prison pasta and white lightning alcohol ;)
@@adam92012 "Remember when" is the lowest form of conversation. And that's his whole persona.
Whenever I hear Joey tell his childhood stories I always picture him looking and sounding the same as a child.
Yeah except shorter 🤣
Lmao like on George Lopez
Yes!!!!
I always thought they should do a cartoon with Joey as a kid but he still has the same voice as he does as an adult and the plot of each episode are stories that he tells on the podcast
420th like
"My mother put me in a headlock and punched me in the gut -- just to loosen me up" .... This man is a legendary story teller
Very Italian 😂😂😂
Hes cuban with a new yorker acent@@user-ro6vl7er1w
@@user-ro6vl7er1w He's Cuban actually.
@@user-ro6vl7er1w He's not Italian
There is never a time where I don't wind up in tears from laughing so hard from listening to a Joey Diaz story.
Same here lol
He's hilarious 😂 a ghost buster gun hahaha 😆 😂 🤣
My favourite Joey Diaz story is when he didn’t shit for a week and released a fart on the bus so deadly it made the cheerleaders cry
same
Its changing flavors
Yeah or the story of him and the young hooker at one of his stand up comedy shows had me in stitches 2
hes changing flavors
Omg he's changing flavors
This man remembers dates better than I remember what I had for breakfast
That's cause hes making shit up
Santa Claus thanks Santa
Getting really specific makes it seem more believable. Hes a professional bullshiter, there may be some truth to these stories, but certainly he fluffs them atleast, complete fabrications at most. And im not putting the dude down, i love him to death. Its just how some people are, all you can do is just have fun and laugh.
It’s funny bc they don’t lol
So true lol
You'd be surprised how many people there are like Joey Diaz in this world. Each of them unique in their own ways.
I feel like a third of Gen X acts just like joey Diaz, crazy stories and all. He reminds me of damn near everyone my dad has ever introduced me to lol
I grew up in East Boston Massachusetts in the late 80's and 90's and it was one character after another......
They're in Italia and everywhere they live 😅😅😅😅
I love the fact that every time Joey is on Rogan's podcast, he has different stories from the last time he was on. This guy needs a movie or two about his life
The most improbable thing in our universe is that Joey Diaz is still alive.
Bill McGonigle you never heard of the Diaz theory of improbability? It’s world famous and mathematicians have been scratching their heads for decades
We live in a universe where not only are Steve-O AND Joey Diaz somehow alive in 2020, but actually in decent health too
丈夫Saeru and somehow have still retained a whole bunch of memories despite all the fuck shit they did
Keith Richards That’s all
@@MIKE-TYTHON LOL I was looking for this reply. You can't say "I can't believe this person is still alive" without mentioning Keith Richards
Imagine a 5 year old Joey with a young Italian squealing accent telling the nurse “listen, im scared shitless I just pissed the bed. Let me get back to you in an hour.” 🤣😂😂😂
HAHAHAHA
I swear it could be a movie
Funniest thing I’ve ever heard
1979. He wasn’t 5.
The top comment was good, this? I needed this.
Not only is Joey Diaz a master story teller, he’s a god damn rainman with times, dates, and details with photographic memory. Legend
THE FACT THAT HE DOESNT CARE ENOUGH TO LIE ABOUT ANYTHING IS WHAT MAKES HIM LEGENDARY 😂😂😂😂😂
This man's entire life is just a very long skit.
Diggy d that’s how it always goes 😂😂
Relativity is the best kept retarded industrial workers on policy share and reengineered acceptance speeches
Talented and diverse detailed deranged exspectant monetary compensation sharecroppers. Evidential lawyers of preconditioned diploid tetrahedrone talented gravitational force federally controlled substances
Compounded interest pyramids. Extinct professional earth riders. Decorated inherited promiscuity. Stolan valor has a certain degree of interest reality agents of concientious defined playgeristic gravitational waves of continental peaks and valleys of common delusions. Hail the chief. Insurection . Slavery is alive and well indentured
When your father dies before you're born and your mother dies at age 16, shit happens.
Joey Diaz belongs in a Scorsese movie.
Joey is the typical cuban that exaggerates alot , he so gullible i can just believe everything he exagerates
Quentin....
@@MrAsystole I don't think you understand what gullible means.
He’s gonna be in The Sopranos prequel. Close enough
I thought that was Scorsese
Everytime Joey Diaz tells a story, you need to take 3 showers, say 17 Hail Marys, and speak to a lawyer to make sure you aren't implicated in several felonies.
This man literally made me realise how cool it was to be “not cool” and different. Yet still be the coolest man on earth 🤷🏻♂️
i just imagine 8 year old joey negotiating with the nurse😂
"You're bustin my balls here nurse common give me breakfast"
With the same deep voice too 😂😂
I think he was 16 at that time.
Repent to Jesus Christ “And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.” 1 Corinthians 13:13 NIV
Tremendous!
Just when you think Joey has told all his stories...
He lyin bruh lol
hahahah never ending supply
@@themmaboom8045 who cares lol
Is he an actor? Joey is crazy funny
When you make up your stories you never run out of them
Imagine how sharp Joey's memory is, I mean he always remember precise dates and timelines. Damn! My memory is shit and I ain't even 40 yet.
Except Ali fought Holmes 2 Oct 1980....
Sleeping is key to healing that.
I’ll never get tired of Joey telling this story 😂😂
Fun fact: It’s impossible to listen to a Joey Diaz story without smiling.
It's impossible to listen to uncle Joey breathe without laughing!
I wish he was Related to me just so I could contact him and listen to him speak on shit 🤣👍❤
Must be one of those american facts
Ong😭😂
Facts I’m still smiling and it’s been off for 49 secs 😭😭😭
Joey Diaz is a national treasure, no way you can cancel him
John Doe this guy is the anecdote to the homeless SJWs.
All you can ever do as a person is grow and he did
Joey Diaz is the instructional video on how to avoid cancel culture- say horrible things so often that they have so much material to work with they just give up
Nurk Flurks i believe that was trumps campaign strategy
Ricky Parmar Ive been with Verizon for 20 years
This dude is the funniest man on earth because he had so much crazy life experiences. God bless this guy.
Joey’s stories of his life’s experiences are a trip and a half😄 I can’t believe with all the robbing he did, and all the drugs, and all the health issues, he is still alive today. Not to mention still able to walk/talk and get around at his age. I would think somebody who partied like he did would have had a stroke or something by now lol😄 And he talks about these experiences like they just happened yesterday and he can’t wait to do it again….like right this minute 😂
The fact that Joey Diaz is only 57 scares me and I don’t know why
Me too...
But he has 57 years of LIFE not just life
I legit thought he was about 70.
And Joes only 4 years younger 😳
freal bro, my mom is older than him i thot he was about my dads age 😂
"1970's white people, i'm not talking today "hah hah hah" white people"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If you quote something you have to do so correctly
Ha ha hilarious tremendous
That's just gold
@@jimmyayiotis7376 What does it mean. I don't understand.
Joeys a legend, always a great guest with a good story to tell
Joey is the kind of man who can makes you smile even when your parents are die!
Joey needs to write a book lol, instant bestseller
He already is
On his podcast he said he has been writing one
Books 😂 too many stories to put in one lol
Ya a book of made up stories sprinkled with tidbits of truth
Gavin Mitchell too many stories to keep straight lol
Someone needs to make a timeline of Joey Diaz stories. “I will never forget.. 1979.”
Lol, good luck!
True or not, I love listening to him😂!!
This is the funniest Joe Rogan video clip 😂 kzhead.info/sun/rLqclJqRmYWddXk/bejne.html
she had a fucking cart
Watch the honey dew joey diaz series, there he sums up his life in 6 podcasts
I literally never get tired of Joey’s stories.
I swear Joe and Joey are the greatest together I could watch these guys all day
Joey Diaz is your friend's crazy uncle that everyone wishes they were related to.
I have an uncle just like Joey Diaz.... he’s great but sometimes you wish you WEREN’T related to him
Josh Ringer That’s exactly what I was thinking I fucking can’t stand my family, my uncles are the WORST At some stupid family function I’d rather sit with the cousin’s dog or a new family member just married in and WARN THEM.
Speaking of this. He reminds me of my great uncle. He passed away a few years ago at the age 93 and it was always a joy to be around him. The first dirty story he told me was about a hooker he met in 1943. The greatest shit I've ever heard.
Yaaaaassss! I say that all the time! I just want to have a big Italian dinner with all three of them.
@wowalinbie he *wasnt a good person, now when he tells these stories he often is regretful. he was also snorting lots of coke at the time
“They came with a Ghostbusters gun.” 😂
If that was me in there, my first thought would be, "oh shit so this is what happens when you cross the streams!"
Nicholas Garza hahahahahaha 😂 good shit.
I died at this part too. Fucking gold!!! 😂
This is my first time seeing Joey Diaz. I love him! I could listen to his stories all day!
Joey will never run out of epic stories he is a walking legend these things dont just happen to regular people at regular times he was born specifically at a precise time in history to forever remain a historical human being.
Joey "i'll never forget" Diaz. Im glad you don't.
Sept.28th- 😂1979
I hate his voice that fat in his neck sounds gross it makes me sick to hear him
@@MaximumShellz yet you clicked on a video of joey diaz telling stories
James Wilson he’s probably thinking about him 😏 if you catch my saying
@@MaximumShellz nah this is bait
“comeback in an hour let me get my head right” felt that
Joey and Joe together always makes me laugh so hard I got laugh tears running down my face 😂
Omg this is awesome. The jackals of KZhead. So great can't stop listening ing
This dude needs an “everybody hates chris”-styled show about his life, it would be a hit
Yea I like joey. But The guy made women blow him for comedy spots. Guy is a turd
@@garyhost354 different time. Back then a deal was a deal.
@@TCsHouse nah it was trash 5 years ago. This is why no big networks will touch him
@@garyhost354 lmao that just makes me like him more
@@ike2938 lol
"they thought I was biggie, gettin shot" - Joey Diaz
I straight up lost it when he said that! Joey is a mad genius.
I read this as soon as he said it 😂😂
I died laughing on that one 🤣
Joey Diaz needs to come up with some sort of toon series where they animate his stories. That would be amazing 🙌🏽🤣🙏🏽🤙🏽
I totally agree he is hilarious!
One of THE best story tellers of this time….coco’s a certified savage 💪🏾
When I imagine Joey as a kid, I always think of him with his current face attached to a child’s body? I can’t imagine a young Joey.
Yes LOOOOL
Imagine a young koala
With a joint in his mouth
"Ay Ma, I dogh wanna drink tha fuckin' milk tho!"
Lmfao yeah like George Lopez flashbacks lolol
Joey is a blessing and Joe's laughter is infectious
Joe's laugh is infectious? Do you know who Lee Syatt is? 😛
His laugh sounds infected.
I love this guy so much, he makes me feel like my crazy life is normal
Diaz is the best story teller. I could listen to him all day.
Joey Diaz should make a bed times story app.
Bro let's make that happen and make some cash... I'm down to invest in that.. we can get someone off fiverr to make the app if we sent in story clips
Dillon Poston get it done before Calm App steals your idea
Bruh these stories prevent me from getting sleep. Once i hear one, it’s down the fucking rabbit hole 😭
@@dillonposton3763 lmao actually it would be super easy to monetize, if you can get a yes from Joey to use his stuff it could be hooked up in less than two weeks and kicking.
Broooo that's a great fucking idea
Imagine being Joey's daughter getting bedtime stories. Best storyteller.
yormuthor 16 HAHAHAHAHAHA
“Dad tell me a story” “Let me tell you something mercy diaz…”
@@mariyatakeuchi9009 back in 85…
I swear I could listen to Joey telling stories for month straight and I would not get tired of it. OMG this legend is funny.
i cant stop watching these. this guy makes my day better. rise & shine sukas
5:48 She punches me in the stomach to loosen me up 👀 😂 🤣 Joey God bless You
i fucking lost it there
That absolutely gutted me 😂
“She’s breaking my balls, constantly.” - every New Yorker going through life 😂😂
Hearing joe laughing so hard was just as funny as the story lol it made me burst out every time he did
I love how joey does like a teaser before he starts his stories to get you interested 😂😂😂
The combination of Diaz stories and Rogans laugh makes it that much better😂
Is joey sitting in front of a bottle of Frank's Red Hot sauce and an Elmer's glue stick?
yeah wtf 😂
And yet for him, that seems completely normal.
Nothing is out of the norm with uncle Joey
I thought by franks red hot you were referring to joe and by elmers glue stick you meant tony...
Lmao yes he is, if you watched the whole podcast Joey came in with food and explained to Joe that the way to eat Cuban food is with frank’s red hots. He proceeds to douse his food in it lol
"This is the double-whammy of the day. You ready? I DON'T FUCKIN' LIKE MILK." - Joey Diaz 2020
Diaz is simply the funniest story telling fella ever 😂😂Legend
He is telling true Cuban family stories. I grew up in all that in Miami. Our parents were a trip, the doctor making house calls and the shots... All true
That friggin abuse. He's telling the story like it's funny but I kinda had a hard time laughing
@@bboyStuntZ lmao no its not.
It happens in Mexican families too😁 My mom's best friend gave me the damn shots when I was 5 years old.
I’m obviously white...I’ve chased down my child to give an injection.
Its hilarious that people think he is BS. When you grow up in the tri-state area everyone over the age of 40 has these stories. NYC was a wild place back in the day
"I never went to see another doctor. I did acid that night...." - Joey Diaz
Love Joey he got so many story’s and growing up around Cubans ! Ain’t nothing better
Bro, Joey was silent and calm this whole podcast and then out of nowhere the fights end and he just goes on a beautiful 13 minute tirade about being sickly and getting shots. He’s the greatest storyteller of all time.
I could listen to Joey’s stories for hours
finally a JRE clips I can click on bc i know ill enjoy it...
Laughing so damn hard I'm not even trying to sleep anymore
Bill G ikr haha
Joey Diaz is the best story teller ever he needs and his life is so interesting it's unjust that there isn't a movie based on this man's life
Always entertainment from Joey, i could listen to him all day
Joey Diaz: The One Man Show Love this guy
He’s a legend! Straight hilarious!!
Tremendous
Doctor on cocaine sounds like a Chappelle skit
“He would do a bump”
One of my docs use to be on Oxus and Xantax. Funny as that story was, it doesn’t surprise me.
Matthew Bittenbender yea I was gona say my doc was on oxys
Ricardo Masvidal My mom was born in the early 20’s and her doctor was hooked on opiates after WWI and nobody knew till he came over for the delivery high as a kite. Nothing new under the sun.
@@winebox can't imagine how strong those old day opioids were
The way Joe laughs at him makes his stories even funnier 😂
Joey Diaz, thank you man You made me laugh man and it was much needed
“They thought I was like biggie getting shot” lmfaooooo I cant breathe. Uncle Joey is goat
Tremendous😂😂😂
Joey “I beat addiction but am stoned 24/7” Diaz
Its like heroin addicts or alcoholics that chain smoke cigarettes
Almost the same exact thing here. Weed has definitely helped me stay opiate free. Not sure I would have Been able to hold onto sobriety from opiates If I wasn’t smoking
HER Story medicine is drugs...
HER Story This is not correct. A drug is any substance that affects how the body works. A medicine is any drug that is used in treatment, diagnosis, or prevention of disease. Addictive properties are not a contributing factor.
HER Story i do agree that weed isn’t a drug though. Weed is a plant, that contains a drug.
uhhh this guy keeps me comming back,,,love his stories.
Watching this at work and I'm dying.
"When you get sick in high school everybody come to see you".....golden generation in terms of people having real contact in the world
It was probably an excuse to skip homework lol
Nowadays it’s a “get well soon❤️” over Instagram
I remember a group of us getting permission to leave high school to attend the funeral of the mom of a friend of ours. This was nearly 30 years ago, looking back that seems kind of odd, I don't remember other kids ever doing that for a friend and haven't really known anyone since with a similar story. It wasn't just a get out of school thing, which was definitely cool, we just cared about our friend and her mom. It was all pretty sad, her mom was an end stage alcoholic, we thought it was great because we could go over there and drop acid and all that shit and she either didn't know or care. And she'd be funny when drunk, which was constantly. But she declined super quick. That friend's dad had also died abruptly from a heart attack barely two or three years earlier, similar to Joey she lost both parents before she was even a senior in high school. Haven't seen her in years but she turned out pretty okay last I heard. Some poor choices in men I think but that's all broads.
It was still that way in the late 90s/00/01 when I was at high school - back then all we had was text messages and maybe MSN messenger on a PC. It wasn't a huge, invasive substitute for actual human contact back then.
5 year old Joey Diaz saying "come back in 5 minutes lemme think about it" 😂😂
Joey always bring a smile to my face. :) I never get old of listening to his insane stories. I like to believe they are all true. Joey ended up as a legend in the game despite his difficult upbringing. It's funny how we call him Uncle Joey, he literally feels like one. People can get mad all they want, but shit happens in life and you have to learn to laugh at it otherwise you go insane.
Whenever I'm thinking my thoughts flow in Diaz voice.
Joey just said “Heretics” instead of “Genetics” LOL
Joey-ism’s lol. I’ll never forget when he was losing his mind yelling khabib and he said a different word every single time. It was ona fight companion the whole room was dying
pretty sure he was shooting for hereditary
Haha from spanish I guess
@@armedlorax7301 he was thinking hereditary but shooting for genetics lol.. hereditary plus genetics equals heretics.
@@seeqr9 🤣🤣🤣
As a child in the 1970s, I can vouch for the penicillin stories. My family doctor (who smoked a huge, fat cigar while he was examining me) gave me a shot of penicillin in my arm every time I went there, regardless of what my illness was. LOL
Same people who are now telling you to "follow the science" Didn't change a bit
And now we have MRSA
@@Francesco-cj3oi bill gates wasn’t practicing medicine then.
Facts
What a disgrace.
The stories of my childhood bro! Thank you for making light of this shit👍👍👍
The best story teller ever
12:37 I legit have a pic of my dad holding me in the hospital on the day I was born with a 6 pack of Budweiser in the background. Let’s bring back hospital beers in 2021.
I hear Joey Diaz telling a story and I get hypnotized. One of my favorite storytellers of all time! Great guy.
The very best!!
Thanks for this whole video
This man needs a series of his life and stories!! What a series that would be. 😎
Joey is literally a walking talking novel still being written each day. I can listen to his stories all day I swear.
"It isnt like now haha. *These were conservative white people* " Lmaoooo
@James A Why are you this insecure? He's literally pointing out how the reaction would be different back then because of the audience. Literally, no one was making fun of them in that way.
@James A Where in this clip did he show this? Regardless of what his stance may be in general (I don't even really believe you in this either tbh) you specifically commented on this clip.
Joey Diaz is probably the only comedian that's truly keeping it real.
Joe and Joey are the best. Thanks brothers. 😂
If Joey ever wrote a book it would be an instant best seller
Calling OSHA the EPA killed me 😂😂
LMAO it killed me too. The dude onn Joey's right said it with such conviction too, "The EPA!!" lol. Although I'll give it to them, I bet the environment of that hospital room was fairly jacked up.
FirstName LastName 😂 that was Jamie just adding his 2 cents to the conersation lmao
Great story teller I could listen to Joey d for hours
This man is one of the best storytellers that I’ve ever experienced.😂😂😂
We need and animated shit volcano experience STAT
Lol I just commented that before I saw yours
Legends the both of u
The jackass guys did it lol
9:53 his impression of the old Italian guy nearly killed me
are U kidding me? ive thought he was Italian my whole life...
@@RickLibre Cuban I believe
@@RickLibre He’s gotta have some in him with the Cuban. He has so many Italian characteristics and even looks more Italian than Cuban😂
@@bradycowles5520 I think people have said he was raised by Italians after both his parents died
No matter how bad of a mood I am in Joey's stories always make me laugh....
By far the best story teller in modern times😂😂😂
Eddie Bravo was Needed in this episode
FR
Eddie bravo is always needed, Dude is funny.
Eddy ain't takin no goverment test where they chip you.
Ya wtf where tf is edgie brah
lamo lambda if anything if Eddie gets brought into questioning about conspiracies and alien theories and shit. His first reaction is going to be that cypress hill shit he does. I can’t find the clip where he does it but I’ll see if I can and add it on here. So you know what I’m talking about. Lol.