Taken from JRE #1523 w/Joey Diaz and Brian Redban: • Joe Rogan Experience #...
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“Imagine Jamie is running kilos internationally” Jamie - sweats nervously
@fernsofgar38973 жыл бұрын
That actually made me crack up
@deepdirt3 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh out loud more then the video lol
@cheebee96843 жыл бұрын
Tell you what...jamie better starts sharing those kilos...or a Jamie discount at least 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@saxogrammaticus39173 жыл бұрын
Joe - "didn't we get a shipment of new JRE t-shirts in last week" Jamie - "errm no Joe those didn't come in...."
@mangamore8803 жыл бұрын
sweating profusesly
@AndreySomov12 жыл бұрын
“Take an ounce of coke and steal one shoe”. Gonna start living by this
@brianvoyageur60553 жыл бұрын
My friend did this. At a street wear shop 25 feet from the local police station. How do I know this? Cause I got a shirt.... Oh yeah he got an empty box too. The next day he went up to the shop and asked if he could buy the right shoe because he had the left. Then he got a job there.
@Dannyherning3 жыл бұрын
Joey “ima steal one shoe” diaz
@Milobolo3 жыл бұрын
I'm breaking with my girlfriend! I know exactly what to do now.
@bootesvoid12752 жыл бұрын
Beethes how did that work
@nathansiegel67992 жыл бұрын
For real lol
@floridacracka992 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Joey Diaz: *so then a year later I got arrested for kidnapping*
@ItsMeBenson3 жыл бұрын
It’s a long story there’s a video where he explains it but it’s fucking hilarious
@Ethan-um8jc3 жыл бұрын
Ethan Gibbons remember which one?
@grimaffiliations36713 жыл бұрын
@@Ethan-um8jc theres also a thing about the credit cards from a couple years ago
@user-zi8hj5ne1z3 жыл бұрын
SOOO WE JUST GONNA BRUSH OVER THAT LMAOOOO
@Angel.Malooo3 жыл бұрын
@@grimaffiliations3671 he talks to the guy he kidnapped on his show
@odog32542 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Joey Diaz: "I sent him an email on Facebook"
@adamkarra76423 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@aproblem6ix8893 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@xolarasi45253 жыл бұрын
The ultímate boomer move
@MartinhoRamos19903 жыл бұрын
"I was writing letters, wife breakin my balls"
@Dragomicha Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@kreivas34644 ай бұрын
When Joey lowers his voice and says, let me tell you something, with his accent and his raspy voice...
@strongspear42693 жыл бұрын
Hawt
@thekaykayshowable3 жыл бұрын
I fucking love that accent. Love listening to it, love imitating it
@ezo2161 Жыл бұрын
Joey should write the next GTA's storyline 😂
@salman43543 жыл бұрын
Holy cow that's brilliant! Damn!
@redstaplerguyforlifepastpr57633 жыл бұрын
100% lmao
@Gallowglass72 жыл бұрын
He should be a character in the game
@burky00822 жыл бұрын
There should be a Joey Diaz radio station in the next GTA
@johnwilliams91792 жыл бұрын
Yess!
@suhwateezea.214 Жыл бұрын
Joey needs to write a movie script he has the best stories
@CoDplusMinecraft3 жыл бұрын
Half the shit he says you couldn’t even put in a film nowadays😂😂
@MrGersboy723 жыл бұрын
Its all bull shit
@grahamhill94993 жыл бұрын
Yes Joe yes he does...
@shawn17443 жыл бұрын
Graham Hill for 1 you don’t know that because it’s not like you know him personally. And 2 the guy said he should write a movie script, all movies aren’t true stories are they? 🤦🏻♂️ so your comment was unnecessary. Negative Nancy
@cobainemane13343 жыл бұрын
Petition to turn Joeys life into a movie! 😅
@emotionallyslutty3 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is only 4 years older than Joe Rogan.
@tennisdude522783 жыл бұрын
Looks about 20 years older than him, I hope Joey starts taking his health more seriously
@xwers12343 жыл бұрын
@@xwers1234 i believe he takes his health seriously now
@bryanguilford58073 жыл бұрын
Real fans know his fat ass be on that bike 😂
@Atribecalledsuccess3 жыл бұрын
@Guten Tag jajaja....good coke is better than great meth! 👍(I don't fw the latter)
@yelizaveta12783 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ
@matthewfortuna44643 жыл бұрын
Joey’s always at his best when he’s on the Joe Rogan Podcast. He should really come on more often.
@Jacob-jg6cd3 жыл бұрын
Agreed. His podcast is good, but nowhere near as entertaining as his JRE appearances.
@redcomic6193 жыл бұрын
Joey is moving out of L.A. back to Jersey
@isaiahawsomeone3 жыл бұрын
DarkAlphaSixty Good to hear. The east coast is where it’s at.
@redcomic6193 жыл бұрын
I think he has the most appearances
@dankestranch87383 жыл бұрын
He’s been on more then 10 times fym 😂
@MrYelvol3 жыл бұрын
This man is literally a video game character come to life. He’s like the guy that would give you weird side missions.
@wanderlust12823 жыл бұрын
hes in a video game, cant remember the name but he comes with a bunch of goons to have a shootout in a car junkyard.
@OldSchool822 жыл бұрын
@@OldSchool82 mafia 3
@user-ik6gl1wg5j2 жыл бұрын
"I smacked him in the face at Safeway" haha so true, he's a colossal presence.
@potterj092 жыл бұрын
Literally
@tm24s902 жыл бұрын
And the side missions are nothing but pointless rabbit holes, just to fuck with you.
@AntiProtonBoy2 жыл бұрын
So this cop pulls me over in Boulder, it had to have been January 15th of '84.....no, I was doing ounces of blow then, this was November 1st of '86.....
@AbcXyz-zn5ep3 жыл бұрын
Right across the street was an old lady smoking a cigarette. Inside is the best meat panini I’ve ever had cocksocka
@freddyfootstomps65573 жыл бұрын
@@freddyfootstomps6557 "Right across the street was an old lady smoking a cigarette. Inside is the best meat panini I’ve ever had cocksocka" and I ain't talkin about the food, tremendous!!!!
@AbcXyz-zn5ep3 жыл бұрын
My gosh i read this in his voice
@jacobsellars79103 жыл бұрын
So ridiculous lol
@sbk65093 жыл бұрын
First Name Last Name dh
@colonelspicymustard3 жыл бұрын
"Take one shoe, and throw it away. That destroys people psychologically. For years they'll keep looking for that one shoe" 🤣Joey's a straight up evil genius
@kh86553 жыл бұрын
Make his life into a Netflix series like everybody hates Chris but coco instead lol
@lunhing53083 жыл бұрын
“Who else but coco” 😂😂
@spinelli1873 жыл бұрын
But leave out the 10% that's true.
@SD-vs8oz3 жыл бұрын
I watch it
@LeandrosAmarantidis3 жыл бұрын
S D true or not, dudes interesting to listen to. “Never let the truth get in the way of a good yarn”
@Jason-im3pz3 жыл бұрын
@@spinelli187 nah, it should be "Livin' like a docta"
@ducta1223 жыл бұрын
Stealing a single favorite shoe That is just diabolical
@SilencerXLR83 жыл бұрын
I love how nonchalantly he mentions getting arrested for kidnapping...
@booman99903 жыл бұрын
Its his 'The machine' story
@helvismantus3 жыл бұрын
@@helvismantus I thought that was Bert Kreischer
@RedEyes_953 жыл бұрын
@@RedEyes_95 it is Kreischer with the machine story I meant to say i have heard the machine story a million times, and heard coco do this story just as often
@helvismantus3 жыл бұрын
@@helvismantus Ah, gotcha. Freakin internet
@RedEyes_953 жыл бұрын
Dont care if his stories are true he says them in a way to make them believable and even if they were bullshit it feels like im watching a movie so im entertained regardless
@bobbyjohnson74063 жыл бұрын
I ain't believing all these stories but what do I know?
@rockwild7373 жыл бұрын
Literally every story has been corroborated by someone else or other people. Even on the JRE. Someone will come tell a story about Joey and Joey would have told it on the JRE.
@nimascolari15083 жыл бұрын
@@nimascolari1508 Can you give an example?
@JoeKing8372 жыл бұрын
They're true mostly I'd say, I know people like him. He reminds me of my father also, as my father has as good a memory as he does and so many classic stories
@Gallowglass72 жыл бұрын
@@rockwild737 he grew up in a bad area and was involved in illegal stuff. Maybe some stuff is over exaggerated but nots unbelievable
@Gleeshhh2 жыл бұрын
Someone out there might have just realized that Joey stole their one shoe
@CertifiedFresh73 жыл бұрын
For someone who's ransacked multiple malls in Colorado uncle Joey has surprisingly positive interactions with cops, specially in Jersey
@NaturalHypertrophy3 жыл бұрын
He's not dark enough to pretend or imagine they're literally hunting him down everytime he leaves his house.
@iHaveTheDocuments3 жыл бұрын
Lazar, Whoa, man. Come on, now. Let the man live his life as he sees fit. What’s so bad about commenting on videos? Lots of us do it.
@Garrus19953 жыл бұрын
I HAVE THE DOCUMENTS ok Fentanyl Floyd
@slimetruck3 жыл бұрын
@Lazar Cvetkovic It's almost like people have free time, especially these days, and commonly carry a small, pocket-sized device that's able to make a noise to alert them to activity about things they like.... How about rather than discussing someone expressing their fandom in the way they want, like those weirdos who wear sports jerseys or shirts with movie quotes or videogame art, let's talk about the gormless fuckard who chooses to take time from their day to complain about how others take time from their day to enjoy something. Or maybe I got you all wrong. So what sick thrill are you getting from this? And before you try to turn the tables and ask me the same question, I'm already not wearing pants.
@custos32493 жыл бұрын
Custos u butthurt man
@ENikolaev3 жыл бұрын
I can’t tell if Joey Diaz has gel on his hair or not.
@obamabarrack72583 жыл бұрын
Its just regular Cuban hair
@SaumBodhi3 жыл бұрын
Pubean hair
@TheCondorjc3 жыл бұрын
Joe's fucking with you. On one hand he puts gel and on the other, just water. Kinda like with the 1 shoe. ;. )
@juanc.97353 жыл бұрын
@@juanc.9735 what were u trying to say dude
@smith10083 жыл бұрын
@@smith1008 at one point he says "if u ever wanna really F with someone, sneak into his place and take 1 shoe. He'll go f'ing nuts! He'll be talking about that freaking shoe forever, like years later! LOL" sorry if I lost u on that one since I'm not entirely sure if he said it in this segment.
@juanc.97353 жыл бұрын
Joey's hand gestures while speaking always entertain me.
@c9hr0ni4c3 жыл бұрын
Joey is one of the most natural funny dudes around. He has a comic art of telling stories and gets Rogan giggling like a school girl climbing a gun rope.
@frankiepaul98693 жыл бұрын
I love how he just breezed by the kidnapping lol
@samanthapuleo78123 жыл бұрын
1:45 He was gunna say jew hahaha
@shane20643 жыл бұрын
Think he meant Jewel thief because he mentioned jewelry store earlier
@PropaneTreeFiddy3 жыл бұрын
Loool
@SirBrucie3 жыл бұрын
"So I sent him an email on Facebook"
@sjorsborsoborsobors3 жыл бұрын
Looool
@Alaskaboi9073 жыл бұрын
Your only a great story teller, if u have great stories to tell. Uncle Joey is one of a kind. 🤣👏🏼
@IsaiasMGPalafox3 жыл бұрын
Take note Redban
@wu-tanggenerator97113 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is a raconteur of the street.
@marquettegloves99073 жыл бұрын
Never heard of a “raconteur” before. Looked it up and seemed to fit perfectly! Thanks for sharing
@DJ-su9pf3 жыл бұрын
@Ted Negurski really?
@nyudui59523 жыл бұрын
“Bro this was august of ‘85...” that sentence alone made me grin thanks uncle Joey
@paulanderson56213 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Joe rogan: what’s your relationship with inter-dimensional Dimethyltryptamine cops
@TheKingofKingscorona3 жыл бұрын
The joke is getting old
@greenwood-14263 жыл бұрын
@ DMT is fucken crazy tho 🙄🙄🙄😅
@greenwood-14263 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@micxeymonday72903 жыл бұрын
@ yeah the novelty wore off. I felt enlightened for a few days maybe weeks after but then you get caught up in life and move on. Interesting shit but no need for me to go back
@werroloco31123 жыл бұрын
@@werroloco3112 Well generally the consensus is psychedelics require intermittent redesign, IF there's value in doing so but a lot of people never go back to DMTVille and that's fair. Only gotta 'meet God' once eh? Can't wait to join ya in temporary enlightenment but gotta prevent pneumothorax first
3 жыл бұрын
"I was not wanted but I was questioning about a credit card situation" Joey Diaz 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jayjay26373 жыл бұрын
He needs a show a la everybody hates Chris
@janellemaynait3 жыл бұрын
I agree
@br-jj6re3 жыл бұрын
@@br-jj6re adult swim would love that shit
@janellemaynait3 жыл бұрын
@@janellemaynait HBO
@that1guy2463 жыл бұрын
@Hai Boai keep posting the same link and watch what happens
@that1guy2463 жыл бұрын
“Who else but coco”
@spinelli1873 жыл бұрын
Joey got me cracking the fuck up at my job! 😂🤣😂🤣
@othomas111 Жыл бұрын
Gross.
@truthwarrior122 Жыл бұрын
Joey "I'm one dirty bastard" Diaz
@nicksosicc3 жыл бұрын
Joey: *Breathes* Joe: BAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
@byzel3 жыл бұрын
For most people it is a deal breaker. For me, it inspires and reinforces my belief that I can too make a come back. Uncle Joey is a legend.
@MrBigBawls4073 жыл бұрын
Best part about this clip is that Joey is admitting he’s great at making up stories
@butteredbread17563 жыл бұрын
That'd work if he literally didnt do a cast with the dude he kidnapped lol
@taylormoore34003 жыл бұрын
"Borrowing" stories....
@deadendfriends19753 жыл бұрын
most of his stories are specific and idiosyncratic enough to be easily believable. when you understand how fucked up Joey’s life was from a young age, none of the rest of the stories couldn’t be true.
@colonelspicymustard3 жыл бұрын
Joey kicked so many doors down so we didn't have too. Bless him. tough life, but great lessons he teaches because of them
@experienceanimation2173 жыл бұрын
Joeys profanity is a deal breaker for soft individuals.
@randolphespinosajr78103 жыл бұрын
I hope it breaks more than deals.
@TheJbiz843 жыл бұрын
The real deal breaker is how full of shit and how terrible a person he is. The profanity is ok, I just don't think profanity per se is funny enough to make me laugh.
@victorperezurbano9504 Жыл бұрын
0:24 sounds like a skateboard grinding on a rail😂😂
@lil_levi40993 жыл бұрын
I’m in the middle of a two hour insomnia Joey marathon and couldn’t be happier 😎
@michaelbettisworth89382 жыл бұрын
1:16 If someone said he fit the description then it was probably him who did it, there's only 1 Joey Diaz and he's easily recognizable lmao
@NaturalHypertrophy3 жыл бұрын
Stfu
@chrisr15223 жыл бұрын
did anyone else catch joey almost say " if i was a jew" instead of credit card thief LMAO
@spencergriffin67013 жыл бұрын
Yup 🤣🤣
@nonexistenceisbliss95283 жыл бұрын
I think he was going to say jewelry thief but your take is way better.
@12SPASTIC123 жыл бұрын
Dumb Question: What does Joey mean when he says he was “dirty” in the comic world. He lost me there. 😂
@evelynmariesaiter46363 жыл бұрын
They curse a lot, talk about bad things...
@cadulessaz3 жыл бұрын
Clean means no lude subject matter or cursing
@jessel84813 жыл бұрын
I'm sure he means that and morally tbh hahaha coke snorting, stealing, the works
@Widowson3 жыл бұрын
Nah it means he was still using & a criminal to boot
@matthewfortuna44643 жыл бұрын
Thabks y’all!
@evelynmariesaiter46363 жыл бұрын
A book of Joey's memoirs could either be an action-adventure gangster thriller, or the story line of the next GTA
@matta85693 жыл бұрын
I’m a simple man, if I see a thumbnail of Joe laughing, I click.
@highhitpodcast94293 жыл бұрын
I just saw the thumbnail and I laughed even before I pressed play.
@spooky.sam6663 жыл бұрын
Imagine having been Joey's roomrate in the 80s, and every evening getting to hear about his crazy day
@AHN0013 жыл бұрын
Joey 'I dunno' CoCo Diaz 🤣🤣 Tremendous 🤣🤣
@johnmcdaid79753 жыл бұрын
Joey footlocker diaz
@TiktokBrandoniMacaroni3 жыл бұрын
I cannot get enough of Joey Diaz and joe Rogan these two are a hilarious pairing
@devinallinson48242 жыл бұрын
"Guy pulled a gun" "Next thing I knew I was home. I had a bike" hahahaha
@Dragomicha Жыл бұрын
I don’t think I’ll ever get enough of Joey Diaz stories
@MrHerks2 жыл бұрын
Start a petition to release the Joey Diaz interrogation tapes
@dicklong40382 жыл бұрын
Joey never explained what he did that he regrets so much after the judge did him that favor
@isaacescobar83583 жыл бұрын
He said he went off on his ex and boyfriend. Cussed them out
@jessel84813 жыл бұрын
Joey " One Shoe 👟" Diaz!!
@aphysique3 жыл бұрын
“If I was a Je- a fucking credit card thief, would I be working in foot locker?” Uncle Joey almost fumbled that one lmaooooooo
@isaacibac991511 ай бұрын
Joey Diaz is on the Joe Rogan Podcast. FBI: (Intense Heavy Breathing)
@hubertfarnsworth85063 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz must be protected at all cost! Mans a national treasure.
@quintessentialgainzofficia41333 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is always great on the JRE
@allanjim33 жыл бұрын
Ahh Joey you do have some really good stories keep it up brother thank you for the entertainment
@mrcadair3 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz needs to be the main character in GTA 6
@WpGaming13 жыл бұрын
The Joey Diaz biopic needs to be called "Let Me Tell You Something"
@TheHehe12233 жыл бұрын
Subtitled “You know me dawg….”
@jbf4184 Жыл бұрын
I pray uncle Joey takes care of himself. The comedy world will be empty without him ! I also think they should come out with a new godfather and make Joey the skipper
@j-ferrell1443 жыл бұрын
He’s in the sopranos movie
@robertbrock36663 жыл бұрын
The comedy world would be empty without him? That’s a big statement man but I don’t think that’s the case but he would be missed
@PanchoOrdaz3 жыл бұрын
Javier Ordaz the comedy world would be devastated if it lost Joey. You realize how many careers/ comedians he’s helped? Joey is also one of the reasons Rogan is so huge now too
@cobainemane13343 жыл бұрын
Cobaine Mane I thought it was the other way around. Joey himself said he owes a lot to Rogan for helping him in his life and his career
@vcamnowguy3 жыл бұрын
Robert Brock yeah he is suppose to be, but I doubt he will play a huge role; I hope he does.
@j-ferrell1443 жыл бұрын
Love joey...never let's the truth get in the way of a good story
@chaznewportnewport1612 Жыл бұрын
I swear Joey makes this shit up so entertaining tho 🤣🤣🤣
@Hype__4343 жыл бұрын
I agree.
@kilgoretrout61363 жыл бұрын
DITTO, his future is bright as a Movie ( screenwriter)!! 💯
@aphysique3 жыл бұрын
Except he keeps his stories straight. Hard to do over the course of years, with so many stories, and I've been listening to Uncle Joey for a long time. Bullshitters always slip up and mix up stories, eventually. If he is bullshitting, then he's the king of bullshitting, and I still respect it.
@matthewbond3753 жыл бұрын
Its too obvious that these stories never happened
@velttokakka3 жыл бұрын
Matthew Bond even his friends say his story’s aren’t straight. Tom said on his podcast that his story’s have holes.
@brianb74503 жыл бұрын
One of my best friends that I grew up with is a younger Joey Diaz down to the looks and mannerisms. Guy has the best funniest stories and I die laughing every time we see each other!
@andreahorn98082 жыл бұрын
Luuuckkyy ~ ! ;'(
@Niffumable Жыл бұрын
I would love to see a tv show where each episode is Joey from different points in his life, but he has to play himself Even if he was a kid lmao
@MCVengeance3 жыл бұрын
He would be professional, like a dr.
@mrnobody6447 Жыл бұрын
“I smacked him because he called me a spic.” LMAO 😭
@ericdiaz171911 ай бұрын
What a story. Love you Joey... A symbol of hope for the disenfranchised
@richardlionheart9371 Жыл бұрын
Telluride is one of the few towns in the US that have Town Marshals...
@on2wheels3783 жыл бұрын
One Road. .in and out. .Small town...
@finddeniro3 жыл бұрын
@@finddeniro Really small... Not as creepy as a town I went to in Az. Colorado City in Mohave County. They had those Polymamists cult there. Warren Jeff's. I went there for a side job to lay fiberoptic 14 years ago. They had Town Marshals too. Cah REEEPY! Every adult male would watch us with Binos and the Marshals shadowed us for two days.
@on2wheels3783 жыл бұрын
this is the best duo , good vibes all around
@thomasthedanktrain80103 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo joe is being sincere at the end.. like legit experiencing n reliving that moment and joey is just fuckin hollering!! 🤣😂
@alexanderalvarado97713 жыл бұрын
Such a fantastic story teller!
@mackieincsouthsea3 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz amazing, could listen to him all day
@davidclark74563 жыл бұрын
The shoe part got me, “steal one shoe” hahahahaha
@peterhilaire8753 жыл бұрын
Do more Joey diaz I love Joey diaz. It never gets old watching joe and joe talk about joekes
3 жыл бұрын
Joey’s stories are timeless😂😂
@shanillaice97813 жыл бұрын
They need to make short animations out of every story Joey tells on the podcast.
@TheFirstCrown3 жыл бұрын
Joey “the weeze laugh” Diaz ladies and gentleman
@tylertheshark24943 жыл бұрын
The stealing one shoe part fucking killed me and had me rolling on the ground
@existentialmoron63343 жыл бұрын
Joey’ stories are legendary ...
@aryankumarsingh87113 жыл бұрын
"send him an email on Facebook" *wait, how was that again?*
@LizziesLukas3 жыл бұрын
Ur a geek 😊
@rockduarte99273 жыл бұрын
Anyone else noticing the intermittent noise in this episode?
@tiltMOD3 жыл бұрын
@shawn mcclanahan What?!
@tiltMOD3 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey always reminds me of my grandpa (RIP) , he’s the best 👌🏼
@adrianmagana41983 жыл бұрын
Thank you uncle joey I have a bad family you cheerd me right up 😭
@stonehailmoccasin1092 жыл бұрын
Did Joey bring the Ozium with him? 😂😂
@Friendviews3 жыл бұрын
Can we all agree the only reason Redban comes on the show is so Joe can give his friend money without it being charity.
@kieran64173 жыл бұрын
Love u JR
@IncognitoDiabetic3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious you know Judge Bellipanni. I use him quite a bit for mediations for civil cases including family law. He is one of a kind. I really like him. He tells it like it is and does not sugar coat it.
@Double_deuce22 Жыл бұрын
Joey has lived like 30 lives!! He always has a story. 🤗
@botticellichick63933 жыл бұрын
@J Medrano lol 😂
@botticellichick63933 жыл бұрын
@J Medrano agree! He still has the craziest stories. He def did a ton a drugs. Wonder if that was because he had found his mother overdosed at such a young age...🤔
@botticellichick63933 жыл бұрын
That he made up
@SD-vs8oz3 жыл бұрын
@@SD-vs8oz really? Show me because I really like the true story. 🤗
@botticellichick63933 жыл бұрын
@J MedranoThank you so much. I'm always intrigued with culture. Much love friend ❤❤❤
@botticellichick63933 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is so cool he sends emails on facebook
@TommysHouseOfMunch3 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail sold me lmao if anyone can make jr laugh it’s this guy
@pete19553 жыл бұрын
Hey Joe do you think you could get your lighting and video resolution up a little bit in your studio during your podcast. That way it looks better on my damn expensive television?
@red_five15422 жыл бұрын
when Joey talks Hans Christian Andersen is writing down!
@bodycount003 жыл бұрын
Already knew it was gonna get good when Joey said, “...lemme tell you sum...”
@JAYANESTHETIC3 жыл бұрын
I adore joey stories could listen all day
@jennycoyle82043 жыл бұрын
I love listening to Joey Diaz and his stories. He must have had one of the best life’s ever he’s so funny. Excellent
@pauldibble3025 Жыл бұрын
"life's" lol
@Alex-kd3ns Жыл бұрын
We used to take the remote for the tv out of peoples houses when we left a party knowing they’d be looking for it for hours Tremendous!
@adambradley2503 жыл бұрын
Imagine going to footlocker and joeys there😂
@kalebboggs56052 жыл бұрын
“A year later i got arrested for kidnapping” Joey Diaz 2020
@moneymonkeyman82802 жыл бұрын
We neeeeeeed a Joe Diaz animated show based on all his stories!!!!
“Imagine Jamie is running kilos internationally” Jamie - sweats nervously
That actually made me crack up
This made me laugh out loud more then the video lol
Tell you what...jamie better starts sharing those kilos...or a Jamie discount at least 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joe - "didn't we get a shipment of new JRE t-shirts in last week" Jamie - "errm no Joe those didn't come in...."
sweating profusesly
“Take an ounce of coke and steal one shoe”. Gonna start living by this
My friend did this. At a street wear shop 25 feet from the local police station. How do I know this? Cause I got a shirt.... Oh yeah he got an empty box too. The next day he went up to the shop and asked if he could buy the right shoe because he had the left. Then he got a job there.
Joey “ima steal one shoe” diaz
I'm breaking with my girlfriend! I know exactly what to do now.
Beethes how did that work
For real lol
Nobody: Joey Diaz: *so then a year later I got arrested for kidnapping*
It’s a long story there’s a video where he explains it but it’s fucking hilarious
Ethan Gibbons remember which one?
@@Ethan-um8jc theres also a thing about the credit cards from a couple years ago
SOOO WE JUST GONNA BRUSH OVER THAT LMAOOOO
@@grimaffiliations3671 he talks to the guy he kidnapped on his show
Nobody: Joey Diaz: "I sent him an email on Facebook"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
The ultímate boomer move
"I was writing letters, wife breakin my balls"
😂😂😂
When Joey lowers his voice and says, let me tell you something, with his accent and his raspy voice...
Hawt
I fucking love that accent. Love listening to it, love imitating it
Joey should write the next GTA's storyline 😂
Holy cow that's brilliant! Damn!
100% lmao
He should be a character in the game
There should be a Joey Diaz radio station in the next GTA
Yess!
Joey needs to write a movie script he has the best stories
Half the shit he says you couldn’t even put in a film nowadays😂😂
Its all bull shit
Yes Joe yes he does...
Graham Hill for 1 you don’t know that because it’s not like you know him personally. And 2 the guy said he should write a movie script, all movies aren’t true stories are they? 🤦🏻♂️ so your comment was unnecessary. Negative Nancy
Petition to turn Joeys life into a movie! 😅
Joey Diaz is only 4 years older than Joe Rogan.
Looks about 20 years older than him, I hope Joey starts taking his health more seriously
@@xwers1234 i believe he takes his health seriously now
Real fans know his fat ass be on that bike 😂
@Guten Tag jajaja....good coke is better than great meth! 👍(I don't fw the latter)
Jesus Christ
Joey’s always at his best when he’s on the Joe Rogan Podcast. He should really come on more often.
Agreed. His podcast is good, but nowhere near as entertaining as his JRE appearances.
Joey is moving out of L.A. back to Jersey
DarkAlphaSixty Good to hear. The east coast is where it’s at.
I think he has the most appearances
He’s been on more then 10 times fym 😂
This man is literally a video game character come to life. He’s like the guy that would give you weird side missions.
hes in a video game, cant remember the name but he comes with a bunch of goons to have a shootout in a car junkyard.
@@OldSchool82 mafia 3
"I smacked him in the face at Safeway" haha so true, he's a colossal presence.
Literally
And the side missions are nothing but pointless rabbit holes, just to fuck with you.
So this cop pulls me over in Boulder, it had to have been January 15th of '84.....no, I was doing ounces of blow then, this was November 1st of '86.....
Right across the street was an old lady smoking a cigarette. Inside is the best meat panini I’ve ever had cocksocka
@@freddyfootstomps6557 "Right across the street was an old lady smoking a cigarette. Inside is the best meat panini I’ve ever had cocksocka" and I ain't talkin about the food, tremendous!!!!
My gosh i read this in his voice
So ridiculous lol
First Name Last Name dh
"Take one shoe, and throw it away. That destroys people psychologically. For years they'll keep looking for that one shoe" 🤣Joey's a straight up evil genius
Make his life into a Netflix series like everybody hates Chris but coco instead lol
“Who else but coco” 😂😂
But leave out the 10% that's true.
I watch it
S D true or not, dudes interesting to listen to. “Never let the truth get in the way of a good yarn”
@@spinelli187 nah, it should be "Livin' like a docta"
Stealing a single favorite shoe That is just diabolical
I love how nonchalantly he mentions getting arrested for kidnapping...
Its his 'The machine' story
@@helvismantus I thought that was Bert Kreischer
@@RedEyes_95 it is Kreischer with the machine story I meant to say i have heard the machine story a million times, and heard coco do this story just as often
@@helvismantus Ah, gotcha. Freakin internet
Dont care if his stories are true he says them in a way to make them believable and even if they were bullshit it feels like im watching a movie so im entertained regardless
I ain't believing all these stories but what do I know?
Literally every story has been corroborated by someone else or other people. Even on the JRE. Someone will come tell a story about Joey and Joey would have told it on the JRE.
@@nimascolari1508 Can you give an example?
They're true mostly I'd say, I know people like him. He reminds me of my father also, as my father has as good a memory as he does and so many classic stories
@@rockwild737 he grew up in a bad area and was involved in illegal stuff. Maybe some stuff is over exaggerated but nots unbelievable
Someone out there might have just realized that Joey stole their one shoe
For someone who's ransacked multiple malls in Colorado uncle Joey has surprisingly positive interactions with cops, specially in Jersey
He's not dark enough to pretend or imagine they're literally hunting him down everytime he leaves his house.
Lazar, Whoa, man. Come on, now. Let the man live his life as he sees fit. What’s so bad about commenting on videos? Lots of us do it.
I HAVE THE DOCUMENTS ok Fentanyl Floyd
@Lazar Cvetkovic It's almost like people have free time, especially these days, and commonly carry a small, pocket-sized device that's able to make a noise to alert them to activity about things they like.... How about rather than discussing someone expressing their fandom in the way they want, like those weirdos who wear sports jerseys or shirts with movie quotes or videogame art, let's talk about the gormless fuckard who chooses to take time from their day to complain about how others take time from their day to enjoy something. Or maybe I got you all wrong. So what sick thrill are you getting from this? And before you try to turn the tables and ask me the same question, I'm already not wearing pants.
Custos u butthurt man
I can’t tell if Joey Diaz has gel on his hair or not.
Its just regular Cuban hair
Pubean hair
Joe's fucking with you. On one hand he puts gel and on the other, just water. Kinda like with the 1 shoe. ;. )
@@juanc.9735 what were u trying to say dude
@@smith1008 at one point he says "if u ever wanna really F with someone, sneak into his place and take 1 shoe. He'll go f'ing nuts! He'll be talking about that freaking shoe forever, like years later! LOL" sorry if I lost u on that one since I'm not entirely sure if he said it in this segment.
Joey's hand gestures while speaking always entertain me.
Joey is one of the most natural funny dudes around. He has a comic art of telling stories and gets Rogan giggling like a school girl climbing a gun rope.
I love how he just breezed by the kidnapping lol
1:45 He was gunna say jew hahaha
Think he meant Jewel thief because he mentioned jewelry store earlier
Loool
"So I sent him an email on Facebook"
Looool
Your only a great story teller, if u have great stories to tell. Uncle Joey is one of a kind. 🤣👏🏼
Take note Redban
Joey Diaz is a raconteur of the street.
Never heard of a “raconteur” before. Looked it up and seemed to fit perfectly! Thanks for sharing
@Ted Negurski really?
“Bro this was august of ‘85...” that sentence alone made me grin thanks uncle Joey
Nobody: Joe rogan: what’s your relationship with inter-dimensional Dimethyltryptamine cops
The joke is getting old
@ DMT is fucken crazy tho 🙄🙄🙄😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ yeah the novelty wore off. I felt enlightened for a few days maybe weeks after but then you get caught up in life and move on. Interesting shit but no need for me to go back
@@werroloco3112 Well generally the consensus is psychedelics require intermittent redesign, IF there's value in doing so but a lot of people never go back to DMTVille and that's fair. Only gotta 'meet God' once eh? Can't wait to join ya in temporary enlightenment but gotta prevent pneumothorax first
"I was not wanted but I was questioning about a credit card situation" Joey Diaz 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He needs a show a la everybody hates Chris
I agree
@@br-jj6re adult swim would love that shit
@@janellemaynait HBO
@Hai Boai keep posting the same link and watch what happens
“Who else but coco”
Joey got me cracking the fuck up at my job! 😂🤣😂🤣
Gross.
Joey "I'm one dirty bastard" Diaz
Joey: *Breathes* Joe: BAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
For most people it is a deal breaker. For me, it inspires and reinforces my belief that I can too make a come back. Uncle Joey is a legend.
Best part about this clip is that Joey is admitting he’s great at making up stories
That'd work if he literally didnt do a cast with the dude he kidnapped lol
"Borrowing" stories....
most of his stories are specific and idiosyncratic enough to be easily believable. when you understand how fucked up Joey’s life was from a young age, none of the rest of the stories couldn’t be true.
Joey kicked so many doors down so we didn't have too. Bless him. tough life, but great lessons he teaches because of them
Joeys profanity is a deal breaker for soft individuals.
I hope it breaks more than deals.
The real deal breaker is how full of shit and how terrible a person he is. The profanity is ok, I just don't think profanity per se is funny enough to make me laugh.
0:24 sounds like a skateboard grinding on a rail😂😂
I’m in the middle of a two hour insomnia Joey marathon and couldn’t be happier 😎
1:16 If someone said he fit the description then it was probably him who did it, there's only 1 Joey Diaz and he's easily recognizable lmao
Stfu
did anyone else catch joey almost say " if i was a jew" instead of credit card thief LMAO
Yup 🤣🤣
I think he was going to say jewelry thief but your take is way better.
Dumb Question: What does Joey mean when he says he was “dirty” in the comic world. He lost me there. 😂
They curse a lot, talk about bad things...
Clean means no lude subject matter or cursing
I'm sure he means that and morally tbh hahaha coke snorting, stealing, the works
Nah it means he was still using & a criminal to boot
Thabks y’all!
A book of Joey's memoirs could either be an action-adventure gangster thriller, or the story line of the next GTA
I’m a simple man, if I see a thumbnail of Joe laughing, I click.
I just saw the thumbnail and I laughed even before I pressed play.
Imagine having been Joey's roomrate in the 80s, and every evening getting to hear about his crazy day
Joey 'I dunno' CoCo Diaz 🤣🤣 Tremendous 🤣🤣
Joey footlocker diaz
I cannot get enough of Joey Diaz and joe Rogan these two are a hilarious pairing
"Guy pulled a gun" "Next thing I knew I was home. I had a bike" hahahaha
I don’t think I’ll ever get enough of Joey Diaz stories
Start a petition to release the Joey Diaz interrogation tapes
Joey never explained what he did that he regrets so much after the judge did him that favor
He said he went off on his ex and boyfriend. Cussed them out
Joey " One Shoe 👟" Diaz!!
“If I was a Je- a fucking credit card thief, would I be working in foot locker?” Uncle Joey almost fumbled that one lmaooooooo
Joey Diaz is on the Joe Rogan Podcast. FBI: (Intense Heavy Breathing)
Joey Diaz must be protected at all cost! Mans a national treasure.
Joey Diaz is always great on the JRE
Ahh Joey you do have some really good stories keep it up brother thank you for the entertainment
Joey Diaz needs to be the main character in GTA 6
The Joey Diaz biopic needs to be called "Let Me Tell You Something"
Subtitled “You know me dawg….”
I pray uncle Joey takes care of himself. The comedy world will be empty without him ! I also think they should come out with a new godfather and make Joey the skipper
He’s in the sopranos movie
The comedy world would be empty without him? That’s a big statement man but I don’t think that’s the case but he would be missed
Javier Ordaz the comedy world would be devastated if it lost Joey. You realize how many careers/ comedians he’s helped? Joey is also one of the reasons Rogan is so huge now too
Cobaine Mane I thought it was the other way around. Joey himself said he owes a lot to Rogan for helping him in his life and his career
Robert Brock yeah he is suppose to be, but I doubt he will play a huge role; I hope he does.
Love joey...never let's the truth get in the way of a good story
I swear Joey makes this shit up so entertaining tho 🤣🤣🤣
I agree.
DITTO, his future is bright as a Movie ( screenwriter)!! 💯
Except he keeps his stories straight. Hard to do over the course of years, with so many stories, and I've been listening to Uncle Joey for a long time. Bullshitters always slip up and mix up stories, eventually. If he is bullshitting, then he's the king of bullshitting, and I still respect it.
Its too obvious that these stories never happened
Matthew Bond even his friends say his story’s aren’t straight. Tom said on his podcast that his story’s have holes.
One of my best friends that I grew up with is a younger Joey Diaz down to the looks and mannerisms. Guy has the best funniest stories and I die laughing every time we see each other!
Luuuckkyy ~ ! ;'(
I would love to see a tv show where each episode is Joey from different points in his life, but he has to play himself Even if he was a kid lmao
He would be professional, like a dr.
“I smacked him because he called me a spic.” LMAO 😭
What a story. Love you Joey... A symbol of hope for the disenfranchised
Telluride is one of the few towns in the US that have Town Marshals...
One Road. .in and out. .Small town...
@@finddeniro Really small... Not as creepy as a town I went to in Az. Colorado City in Mohave County. They had those Polymamists cult there. Warren Jeff's. I went there for a side job to lay fiberoptic 14 years ago. They had Town Marshals too. Cah REEEPY! Every adult male would watch us with Binos and the Marshals shadowed us for two days.
this is the best duo , good vibes all around
Lmaoo joe is being sincere at the end.. like legit experiencing n reliving that moment and joey is just fuckin hollering!! 🤣😂
Such a fantastic story teller!
Joey Diaz amazing, could listen to him all day
The shoe part got me, “steal one shoe” hahahahaha
Do more Joey diaz I love Joey diaz. It never gets old watching joe and joe talk about joekes
Joey’s stories are timeless😂😂
They need to make short animations out of every story Joey tells on the podcast.
Joey “the weeze laugh” Diaz ladies and gentleman
The stealing one shoe part fucking killed me and had me rolling on the ground
Joey’ stories are legendary ...
"send him an email on Facebook" *wait, how was that again?*
Ur a geek 😊
Anyone else noticing the intermittent noise in this episode?
@shawn mcclanahan What?!
Uncle Joey always reminds me of my grandpa (RIP) , he’s the best 👌🏼
Thank you uncle joey I have a bad family you cheerd me right up 😭
Did Joey bring the Ozium with him? 😂😂
Can we all agree the only reason Redban comes on the show is so Joe can give his friend money without it being charity.
Love u JR
Absolutely hilarious you know Judge Bellipanni. I use him quite a bit for mediations for civil cases including family law. He is one of a kind. I really like him. He tells it like it is and does not sugar coat it.
Joey has lived like 30 lives!! He always has a story. 🤗
@J Medrano lol 😂
@J Medrano agree! He still has the craziest stories. He def did a ton a drugs. Wonder if that was because he had found his mother overdosed at such a young age...🤔
That he made up
@@SD-vs8oz really? Show me because I really like the true story. 🤗
@J MedranoThank you so much. I'm always intrigued with culture. Much love friend ❤❤❤
Joey Diaz is so cool he sends emails on facebook
The thumbnail sold me lmao if anyone can make jr laugh it’s this guy
Hey Joe do you think you could get your lighting and video resolution up a little bit in your studio during your podcast. That way it looks better on my damn expensive television?
when Joey talks Hans Christian Andersen is writing down!
Already knew it was gonna get good when Joey said, “...lemme tell you sum...”
I adore joey stories could listen all day
I love listening to Joey Diaz and his stories. He must have had one of the best life’s ever he’s so funny. Excellent
"life's" lol
We used to take the remote for the tv out of peoples houses when we left a party knowing they’d be looking for it for hours Tremendous!
Imagine going to footlocker and joeys there😂
“A year later i got arrested for kidnapping” Joey Diaz 2020
We neeeeeeed a Joe Diaz animated show based on all his stories!!!!