Joey Diaz - Lying to Mom: At Home on Acid - This Is Not Happening

2019 ж. 2 Сәу.
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Because he’s already on thin ice with his mother, Joey Diaz hides from her that he’s been held back a grade in school. (Contains strong language.)
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    @standup@standup4 жыл бұрын
    • man, i used to trip at home, bare bait having to go downstairs to the loo

      @redhabour79xbl56@redhabour79xbl564 жыл бұрын
    • I didn’t get along with my mother, and this story still ripped me apart.

      @michealhenry3132@michealhenry31324 жыл бұрын
    • Comedy Central, This is not happening is on the same level as The Chappelle Show. Bring it back. Keep Ari and Roy

      @shibbyshwing5990@shibbyshwing59904 жыл бұрын
    • Micheal Hvcv cb enry x

      @cadeblair3637@cadeblair36373 жыл бұрын
    • @@michealhenry3132 pop I wow

      @alijohnston8373@alijohnston83733 жыл бұрын
  • Moral of the story, if your mother calls you no matter what, go and see what's up

    @AlexA-cj5my@AlexA-cj5my5 жыл бұрын
    • Alex A yup

      @Bruh-lm4zr@Bruh-lm4zr5 жыл бұрын
    • Alex A wdym

      @foreverwanted321@foreverwanted3215 жыл бұрын
    • Angel Nava He means you gotta go to her when she calls you, you never know the reason she’s calling, she could be needing your help or in danger.

      @wx..@wx..5 жыл бұрын
    • 100

      @diegojd9544@diegojd95445 жыл бұрын
    • @Kirk Landau that's the point man, they who cried wolf, but when you love someone you should always be there for them

      @sgtsmokestack5944@sgtsmokestack59444 жыл бұрын
  • Man I had a wide ass permanent smile from all the laughing before he dropped that bomb about his mother. Jesus Christ the line between comedy and tragedy is thin AF. RIP Jose Antonios mother

    @AI-tc8fv@AI-tc8fv4 жыл бұрын
    • A I me 2

      @joekerr570@joekerr5704 жыл бұрын
    • I heard the story before so i knew what was coming. kind of took the humor out of it for me.

      @iladelproductions8820@iladelproductions88204 жыл бұрын
    • To be fair it wasnt that funny overall anyway, its more about how he tells the story.

      @nunyabizwacks6711@nunyabizwacks67114 жыл бұрын
    • RIP Dinora

      @GypsiAAA@GypsiAAA4 жыл бұрын
    • I saw it coming a million miles away. Soon as he mentioned the coke I was thinkin' "this chick gon be dead somewhere in here"

      @devongee1776@devongee17763 жыл бұрын
  • She never knew about the grades but she knew he'd be somebody someday

    @bodenlanglois6032@bodenlanglois6032 Жыл бұрын
    • Wow thats powerful! 😭

      @George2647g@George2647g Жыл бұрын
    • And she was right he's a great person and I'm sure she is looking at him now and proud that he told the truth

      @codyrogers1011@codyrogers1011 Жыл бұрын
    • Ok now I'm crying.

      @bgebre4031@bgebre4031 Жыл бұрын
    • you got me in the feelings man

      @ishaankulkarni49@ishaankulkarni4911 ай бұрын
    • Incredible comment 👏🏽

      @Lee-df3ye@Lee-df3ye11 ай бұрын
  • This is one of the rawest stories in all of comedy. Everyone knows that we use comedy to help cope with hard parts of life, and Joey using that to not only make us laugh but also give us valuable advice is extremely humbling. Thank you.

    @Whaccd@Whaccd Жыл бұрын
    • Her arm was purple, I wonder what caused her death. Heart problem maybe?

      @GlorifiedGremlin@GlorifiedGremlin Жыл бұрын
    • @@GlorifiedGremlin maybe she was a drug addict and she shot up in her arm and overdosed? I'm just taking a wild guess here I don't know

      @hatuminator7247@hatuminator7247 Жыл бұрын
    • ​@@hatuminator7247unfortunately that's exactly what happened

      @nathanielbonde7716@nathanielbonde7716 Жыл бұрын
    • I thought for sure it was a bit... but then when he said that's why I don't lie , it really hit home. Heart wrenching comedy. Let's see Amy Schumer try steal that one.

      @lukegalea3353@lukegalea3353 Жыл бұрын
    • @@hatuminator7247 heart attack he said on a podcast

      @javie4054@javie4054 Жыл бұрын
  • This wasn't a comedy bit , this, was therapy for Uncle Joey

    @longobardilounge8238@longobardilounge82385 жыл бұрын
    • Longobardi Lounge it was therapy just listening

      @ajgervasio2926@ajgervasio29265 жыл бұрын
    • Most good stand up comedy are pretty much people working through issues

      @str8balla0@str8balla05 жыл бұрын
    • Longobardi Lounge this was funny dude

      @jessg.9368@jessg.93685 жыл бұрын
    • It isn't really therapy for him. It *is* him. That's his story and it was pretty fucking good

      @MofoJamie@MofoJamie5 жыл бұрын
    • you think so? hes said it 100 times on his podcast I think its just his way of being our therapist

      @JungleCrook@JungleCrook5 жыл бұрын
  • Damn bro... that got real serious.. real quick wtf

    @crossfaded7666@crossfaded76665 жыл бұрын
    • Most of his stories go like this somehow

      @jacobrose5944@jacobrose59445 жыл бұрын
    • Did he say Nick the Greek?

      @BubblewrapHighway@BubblewrapHighway5 жыл бұрын
    • Made me sad

      @cornpumperdinkle8319@cornpumperdinkle83194 жыл бұрын
    • thats how life does it

      @noahzaleman7131@noahzaleman71314 жыл бұрын
    • Lol FR

      @damianmlamb@damianmlamb4 жыл бұрын
  • Man i was laughing my ass off then when he said she was dead my heart sank. love this guy.

    @cenatra4183@cenatra4183 Жыл бұрын
    • That makes two of us

      @josuecardenas7486@josuecardenas74867 ай бұрын
    • Man my heart disappeared.

      @kalzonibalboa8355@kalzonibalboa83552 ай бұрын
  • Wow this hit close to home. Literally a few days ago my mom yelled my name around 6 am. It managed to barely wake me up. I was going to ignore it and go back to sleep, but i went downstairs anyways. As i was going downstairs i found my mom lying on the floor barely able to speak or move. I managed to treat her and give her help. Shes fine now, it was probably caused by low blood pressure I wonder how things would’ve gone if i chose to sleep

    @Jay2423M@Jay2423M Жыл бұрын
    • No need to have any regrets, you _almost_ chose to go back to sleep, but you didn’t. You learned a valuable lesson without having to make a major mistake, glad she’s okay man.

      @samael4550@samael4550 Жыл бұрын
    • @@samael4550 💯

      @unfortunateness@unfortunateness Жыл бұрын
    • Damn

      @isaiahclark9480@isaiahclark9480 Жыл бұрын
    • Went on a night out few years back. Mom urged me to not stay out overnight, atleast not late. On taxi back all I could think was: just go home, just go home. So I did. Woke up to mom not being able to breathe and losing conciousness. Neighbour drove us to hospital. Had to carry her myself from entrance to ER. In the end her blood sugar dropped too low from alchohol withdrawal and we made it. "Just a moment longer and it would've been too late" Some luck for us to come at right moment, maybe not so much luck.

      @Cointech1@Cointech1 Жыл бұрын
    • @@Cointech1yo that’s like a great book like think about how you read the back of a book for the just of the story that would be it but you glad she made it

      @joshlavoy2888@joshlavoy2888 Жыл бұрын
  • "That's my slave name" I lost it.

    @Zer0Spinn@Zer0Spinn5 жыл бұрын
    • Zer0Spinn that’s old school black speak for ‘last name’

      @johngilbanni6385@johngilbanni63854 жыл бұрын
    • @@johngilbanni6385 Yeah, I know. But he's talking about his name in spanish, that's what I find so fucking funny hahaha

      @Zer0Spinn@Zer0Spinn4 жыл бұрын
    • Is called Sarcasm. 😎🥃

      @AntonioGarcia-tk2tb@AntonioGarcia-tk2tb3 жыл бұрын
    • ​@@johngilbanni6385 we called it that in the military... everybody calling people by there last name.

      @slackabara6674@slackabara66743 жыл бұрын
  • His mother calling his name toward the end is a profound mystery which is unaddressed. She might have been calling him to talk as usual, or calling for him to help with whatever it was that caused her death; or perhaps her calling was his hallucination on the acid [she was already dead]. This is one of those stories that lives right on the edge of tragedy and comedy. It could be told with almost all the same scenes and word choices as a tragedy, the difference is his attitude. Amazing. [edited for clarity]

    @GuileQwerty@GuileQwerty5 жыл бұрын
    • @@abdulhamiddarkhabani2345 literally tells that part of the story in this video 😂

      @lorenheckard5146@lorenheckard51465 жыл бұрын
    • No shit bruh

      @shinski8114@shinski81145 жыл бұрын
    • Dude this jokin fuckin sucked

      @drizzy1725@drizzy17255 жыл бұрын
    • He said he was scared of ghosts... What if he heard his mom's spirit because his 3rd eye was open on the acid 🤯

      @bahiahefner2964@bahiahefner29645 жыл бұрын
    • He explains she would wake him every night to eat

      @sleeeeep@sleeeeep5 жыл бұрын
  • I heard him tell this story awhile back. The tears of laughter became tears of sadness. This man is a poet that heals souls with laughter. All his tories have a meaning it’s not just for laughter it’s chicken soup for the soul.

    @Cortega956@Cortega9562 жыл бұрын
    • Well said man

      @Razmik121@Razmik1212 жыл бұрын
    • @@Razmik121 he spelt tories

      @justinsaw3d@justinsaw3d Жыл бұрын
    • I couldn’t agree more

      @zyniazynia-lg1db@zyniazynia-lg1db8 ай бұрын
    • What a wonderful way to put it

      @riPeaterPan@riPeaterPan2 ай бұрын
  • Psychedelic therapy is just one of those great leaps in the mental health space . It's wonderful and the fact that they serve recreational use and health as well. I can't deny tripping is fun every once in a while

    @JesseScott-pc3kb@JesseScott-pc3kb10 ай бұрын
    • 0:04 I've been looking to get my hands on shrooms since growing isn't an option for me . Any one knows where I can source?

      @JenniferJeffs@JenniferJeffs10 ай бұрын
    • ​@@JenniferJeffsYes dr.johnsonshroom 0:05

      @HummersCatherina@HummersCatherina10 ай бұрын
    • ​@@HummersCatherinaDr.johnsonshroom is the best. All pure psychedelics and shrooms I get from him 0:05

      @Helen-sz2oc@Helen-sz2oc10 ай бұрын
    • ​@@Helen-sz2ocI've been looking to try shrooms, anyone knows where can I acquire some? and if he's on IG? 0:11

      @TracyJake-wt5zn@TracyJake-wt5zn10 ай бұрын
    • 0:05 ​@@TracyJake-wt5znYes he's Dr.johnsonshroom

      @JohnStela@JohnStela10 ай бұрын
  • Almost every episode of Joey's this is not happening, made me laugh like an idiot and reflect the decision I made in my life at the same time. This man is a magician.

    @MrColonelexe@MrColonelexe5 жыл бұрын
    • One of the greatest living story tellers

      @MutarFuqueer@MutarFuqueer4 жыл бұрын
    • Yes, his stories are my favorite.

      @robotfrank5171@robotfrank51714 жыл бұрын
    • Tremendous

      @DoubleDash28@DoubleDash282 жыл бұрын
    • He sure is

      @noisepuppet@noisepuppet Жыл бұрын
  • Hard laughs and that epic silence after he explains the reason he doesn't lie. Joey is a fucking healer dude. Respect.

    @jamesrichard5290@jamesrichard52905 жыл бұрын
    • Wtf

      @kendalemelton1217@kendalemelton12175 жыл бұрын
    • Bro my comment from another channel is appearing

      @ryanrich7133@ryanrich71335 жыл бұрын
    • Thats creepy that multiple people watched negans song then this lol

      @pandoraswar@pandoraswar5 жыл бұрын
    • wym

      @breonnataylor9071@breonnataylor90714 жыл бұрын
    • a comment I saw on another video that had nothing to do with this one appeared and I swear I was tripping for a second wtf

      @katharineforsyth1870@katharineforsyth18704 жыл бұрын
  • I legit spit out my water when he said “I was consumed by dry humping” 😂😂

    @raoulgalavis6755@raoulgalavis67553 жыл бұрын
  • Even when she passed, she made sure her son’s light was turned off for good sleep ❤️❤️🙏🏼 RIP

    @user-rz5mt8pv8s@user-rz5mt8pv8s Жыл бұрын
    • I can recommend you to where I get my stuff from, he sells Psychedelics, Xanax, Mushrooms and other products well Refined ships to anywhere also guide you if you're a newbie in it??...

      @oscarm.j1340@oscarm.j1340 Жыл бұрын
    • Via Instagrams, also on Telegrams with the with the below handle??...

      @oscarm.j1340@oscarm.j1340 Жыл бұрын
    • *Grewnation** **

      @oscarm.j1340@oscarm.j1340 Жыл бұрын
    • @Oscar M.J people who get high already got a connect

      @matthewjdouglas6471@matthewjdouglas6471 Жыл бұрын
  • One ten minute joke, with his moms death as the punchline... This might be the greatest joke ever told.

    @YakuiMeido@YakuiMeido4 жыл бұрын
    • It pains me to know I was 666th like.

      @shaqjuice420@shaqjuice4202 жыл бұрын
    • It’s just dark lmao but damn it gets you the way he tells it

      @roberttorres440@roberttorres4402 жыл бұрын
    • the man savage af 😳💀

      @othername2428@othername2428 Жыл бұрын
    • @@shaqjuice420 why ? It's a good number

      @luciferMorningstar666_____@luciferMorningstar666_____ Жыл бұрын
    • @@luciferMorningstar666_____ 999 is better

      @kinglydagon6035@kinglydagon6035 Жыл бұрын
  • The way he talks about his mom dying really resonates with me. My mom died in her sleep when I was 23. The last interaction I had with her I was making a sandwich and she asked me to leave the stuff out and I made my sandwich real fast so I wouldn't have to put the stuff away and she called me a Jew and laughed. We said I love you a lot but I don't remember if I said it before I walked into my bedroom that night. Im about to cry.

    @jakenash8362@jakenash83625 жыл бұрын
    • Damn man that really does suck, keep your head up tho she knows u loved her and u did so that's what really matters

      @emilianoyaboi5911@emilianoyaboi59115 жыл бұрын
    • Man, RIP mama Nash❤🙏

      @Kinobambino@Kinobambino4 жыл бұрын
    • Your last moments with your mother was a laugh. What a joy

      @eddygci8@eddygci84 жыл бұрын
    • Take care man

      @007shumr@007shumr4 жыл бұрын
    • RIP Same things happened with me but the difference between ur last moment with mam and main is that i did CPR on her and she passed away in the hospital . الله يرحمها و جميع اموات المسلمين

      @beast5111@beast51114 жыл бұрын
  • i frequent this video more than any joey diaz story, as we've all had different upbringings/experiences, but to take his love/pain as help, consolidation or to even boost my spirit. Everything about this, the man himself and production, this is the greatest video on youtube and everyone deserves to watch this as many times as i hope. hes a great man.

    @rnewson171@rnewson1712 жыл бұрын
  • Man that must take a lot of balls to tell a story like that. I love you Joey. ❤️

    @balipan09@balipan092 жыл бұрын
  • Poor Joey, that last joke was used to break the pain of his story. We need all of his “This is not happening” stories compiled into 1 long chronological special. Like a DOCTAH

    @jayhernandez9395@jayhernandez93955 жыл бұрын
    • Jay Hernandez LIKE A FUCKIN DOCTAH

      @alexg5636@alexg56365 жыл бұрын
    • You gotta watch his podcast they just straight yo hard on stories and jokes and just real shit youd like it a lot but yes yes they do

      @nicodue8546@nicodue85465 жыл бұрын
    • Alex Gee KICK THAT FUCKIN MULE LEE

      @jayhernandez9395@jayhernandez93955 жыл бұрын
    • 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

      @CdtHager@CdtHager5 жыл бұрын
    • Like a SOLDIER!

      @Tremaine26@Tremaine265 жыл бұрын
  • This is what separates Joey from the rest. Total and brutal honesty, entwined with laughter.

    @aarongaughan5606@aarongaughan56065 жыл бұрын
    • hes a fucking loser and a compulsive liar. if it werent for rogan ind his idiot fan base joey would be sucking dicks to make rent.

      @joejames8503@joejames85035 жыл бұрын
    • @@joejames8503 lmao read his book and do more research buddy youd think twice about someone you don't know or stay ignorant and jealous to that that is all fine

      @nicodue8546@nicodue85465 жыл бұрын
    • idiot @@nicodue8546

      @joejames8503@joejames85035 жыл бұрын
    • @@joejames8503 You're an idiot!

      @aarongaughan5606@aarongaughan56065 жыл бұрын
    • @@joejames8503 - Oh yeah? I saw him stand up to Doc Oc to protect Spider-Man on that train... Could you do that? Didn't think so! Who's the fucking loser now?

      @kirke420@kirke4205 жыл бұрын
  • The amount of goose bumps Is insane, wasn’t expecting the plot twist

    @Itssfra@Itssfra Жыл бұрын
  • This was absolutely worth the watch. When we do wrong, it may not happen immediately, but it will at some point come back to bite, usually 3x harder. I truly appreciated Joeys story.

    @andrewsweat4350@andrewsweat4350 Жыл бұрын
  • Only a true genius comedian can make a story about being on acid and finding his mother dead in his kitchen, a good bit. Joey diaz is truly living what he was meant to do. Telling wild, hilarious stories

    @loveramenlongtime@loveramenlongtime5 жыл бұрын
    • This should be on a case study on Comedy if there ever is one

      @ivemadeavowtoneverpullout9049@ivemadeavowtoneverpullout90495 жыл бұрын
    • Damn dude thanks for fuckin spoiling it

      @Not_Mii_Uus@Not_Mii_Uus5 жыл бұрын
    • @@Not_Mii_Uus Honestly man, take this as a reminder to never go into comments *before* watching a video

      @someoneyoudontknow6083@someoneyoudontknow60835 жыл бұрын
    • @@Not_Mii_Uus thats your fault buddy

      @Calilou52@Calilou525 жыл бұрын
    • @@Not_Mii_Uus dumbass

      @sghetti5993@sghetti59935 жыл бұрын
  • Damn, I know he mentioned his mothers funeral in another bit but he is truly gifted in how he put this together.

    @devincognito8932@devincognito89325 жыл бұрын
    • devincognito He told the story on one of the first episodes of Joe Rogan. I think Rogan encouraged him to put his stories into his act, because he thought Joey was the funniest person he ever met.

      @CorbCorbin@CorbCorbin5 жыл бұрын
  • Watching this on acid, rip to his mother, I actually ended up telling my mother I use psychedelics yesterday and I’m glad I’m still able to sit down and talk with her to this day

    @nooneinparticular7980@nooneinparticular79803 жыл бұрын
    • Great step in the correct direction brother

      @muse_1463@muse_14632 жыл бұрын
    • How is she doing ❤. Did you talk to her today

      @Kinobambino@Kinobambino2 жыл бұрын
    • @@Kinobambino she’s doing good and I talk to her every day

      @nooneinparticular7980@nooneinparticular79802 жыл бұрын
    • @@nooneinparticular7980 And how are you

      @Kinobambino@Kinobambino2 жыл бұрын
  • I heard him talk about this before but the end still hit me. Great pain makes great people.

    @ryanmiller1317@ryanmiller13172 жыл бұрын
  • Don't think i've ever clicked a video so quickly after seeing "joey Diaz" posted an hour ago lol

    @mayflower2314@mayflower23145 жыл бұрын
    • Salty Facts

      @johnlinge3934@johnlinge39345 жыл бұрын
    • Another video was loading when I saw this. I jumped right into this

      @shiestysean@shiestysean5 жыл бұрын
    • Me too. I watched all the other ones so I was like wait, is this new?! 4 hours ago?! Click! Also watched him perform standup live , he's hilarious!

      @giggityeffyou@giggityeffyou5 жыл бұрын
    • Yoooo same I love his other videos on here when I saw that this was a new one nearly cracked my phone how hard I clicked on

      @tyler20647brad@tyler20647brad5 жыл бұрын
    • Same lol

      @enlightenyourself8555@enlightenyourself85555 жыл бұрын
  • Comedy and therapy all at once, this is why we love our uncle Joey. He gives it to us straight, mad respect.

    @sodaPapa7176@sodaPapa71765 жыл бұрын
    • Lord chin chin

      @santicortez1322@santicortez13225 жыл бұрын
    • Orewa ochinchin go daisuki nandayo

      @yomommasfupa@yomommasfupa5 жыл бұрын
    • @@santicortez1322 yes my follower

      @sodaPapa7176@sodaPapa71765 жыл бұрын
    • sounds like you want some Uncle Joey straight in you

      @theloniousvic@theloniousvic5 жыл бұрын
    • Honestly, comedy is therapy for these guys

      @coltonjolly8428@coltonjolly84283 жыл бұрын
  • this is like my 3rd time watching this so i know the bomb is about to drop but that last part always brings tears to my eyes. Youre an amazing comic and story teller Joey diaz !

    @mohammadhasan3829@mohammadhasan3829 Жыл бұрын
  • I love watching Uncle Joey speak. He radiates passion and love in his storytelling.

    @jamestrotter927@jamestrotter9272 жыл бұрын
  • Sleeping through acid? I know that's a footnote in the story but falling asleep on acid is impressive!

    @MrAppie9090@MrAppie90905 жыл бұрын
    • I’ve never been able to personally but I have this buddy who every time he falls asleep on the come down like clockwork

      @JAWhite-gu2yy@JAWhite-gu2yy5 жыл бұрын
    • @@JAWhite-gu2yy yeah, I waited with a response until after a new trip, but I gotta say, I'm still pretty impressed. Then again, there are people that get social and talkative on acid while I like to observe and listen. Takes all sorts I suppose

      @MrAppie9090@MrAppie90905 жыл бұрын
    • @@MrAppie9090 tbf. he called it his acid haze. which is more common where you're not sleeping per se your just so tripped out and tired that you essentially sleep without actually entering a REM cycle

      @FederallyNarkedOn@FederallyNarkedOn4 жыл бұрын
    • I did it once in college being sleep deprived to start with + a couple of beers. Maybe it was more of a blackout(?). I had wild dreams and when I woke up I wasn't sure if I was still dreaming or not.

      @squirlmy@squirlmy4 жыл бұрын
    • Oh yea you just keep tripping in your dreams 😂

      @alejandrabarraza8327@alejandrabarraza83274 жыл бұрын
  • Every thing Joey says it's on whole another level. 100 percent legit.

    @GEO_________________________24@GEO_________________________245 жыл бұрын
    • Do you know of his mother was able to get help or is that how she passed?

      @NarutoBleachTDI5@NarutoBleachTDI55 жыл бұрын
    • @@NarutoBleachTDI5 The reason she likely couldn't get help is because the only one that could help her, Joey, was ignoring her.

      @Gannoh@Gannoh5 жыл бұрын
    • He's larger than life man. He needs something like a Netflix special or a book or some crap to tell his story. Dude seems like his whole life is a crazy collection of insane stories.

      @SnackPatrol@SnackPatrol5 жыл бұрын
    • In Korea nice name pussy

      @dakotarubyskates@dakotarubyskates5 жыл бұрын
    • @In Korea have a down vote sir

      @GEO_________________________24@GEO_________________________245 жыл бұрын
  • Every single audience member is captivated when Joey speaks, there's no greater power a comedian can possess than having a crowd hang on your every syllable

    @brandonthompson5796@brandonthompson5796 Жыл бұрын
  • Joey really knows how to tell a fucking story. Its amazing how it could go from funny and suspenseful to shocking and funny and just sad . You genuinely dont expect what happens next.

    @MrX-xo3fb@MrX-xo3fb3 жыл бұрын
  • Dude I went from smiling and giggling to my heart dropping when he said his mother was dead on the floor. I can’t even imagine that pain he must have felt.. and to tell a joke about it too is just crazy. Much respect for JD

    @rando8831@rando88314 жыл бұрын
    • We joke about things all the time to numb the pain, the best way to help someone is to pay attention to this imo.

      @Angle1Of2Darkness@Angle1Of2Darkness4 жыл бұрын
    • Best comedy stems from trauma

      @sucrameirtlum5001@sucrameirtlum5001 Жыл бұрын
    • Racism worst

      @emmanuelmartin3908@emmanuelmartin3908 Жыл бұрын
    • i cant even imagine finding your mother dead after you just tripped balls on acid.

      @lucyarchangel365@lucyarchangel365 Жыл бұрын
  • Joey Diaz is the one of the realest story tellers

    @Leoblueeyes@Leoblueeyes5 жыл бұрын
    • Hes Damn COCKSUCCKA

      @GEO_________________________24@GEO_________________________245 жыл бұрын
  • This was a deep and sad story but he still found a way to put smiles on peoples faces telling his story. True comedian💯

    @kingbreezy300@kingbreezy3002 жыл бұрын
  • Joey is hilarious. Had me rolling the whole time. Crazy what you think at anytime really. Sad you had to find your mom. Was fun to watch. Great video

    @storytimewithunclebill1998@storytimewithunclebill1998 Жыл бұрын
  • Joey isn't just a national treasure, he's a worldwide treasure.

    @CaptainSurf@CaptainSurf4 жыл бұрын
    • Thanks

      @joeys4485@joeys44852 жыл бұрын
    • Hes big enough

      @natureisallpowerful@natureisallpowerful2 жыл бұрын
    • Treasure? Like Pyrite in a box.

      @Fuzzybunny-ki1cw@Fuzzybunny-ki1cw Жыл бұрын
    • I agree. From sweden 🇸🇪🇸🇪

      @simonjapps3923@simonjapps3923 Жыл бұрын
    • I'm from France, totally agree

      @soupeauchoux9340@soupeauchoux9340Ай бұрын
  • Damn idk if I should be laughing or crying rn

    @gageflores285@gageflores2855 жыл бұрын
    • If you combine those words you can make an amalgam which is what the theme for the story was, which in turn was an important lesson! Laughing + Crying = LYING! Don't do it! Especially if you are afraid of ghosts.

      @vamtheanomaly@vamtheanomaly4 жыл бұрын
    • Crying of laughter

      @Vulture2918@Vulture29184 жыл бұрын
    • Gage Flores i did both so i think you’re good

      @jonnybumps3522@jonnybumps35224 жыл бұрын
    • I ended up crying immediately

      @kristinarobinson2986@kristinarobinson29863 жыл бұрын
  • The silence at 11:18 is crushing. Just as powerful, if not more, as any standing ovation. A masterclass in storytelling, he had the room hanging on every word

    @pedrocajada3731@pedrocajada37316 күн бұрын
  • Diaz is a great podcast guest & funny AF human being. As a stand up, he really is the pitts.

    @yoholmes273@yoholmes273 Жыл бұрын
  • "... I'M NOT SUCKIN YOUR TITS NO MORE!!! and ran out..." Stopped my heart for a beat, and made me choke on air, laughing so hard!😂 You're killin me Joey!!!

    @huemorris6099@huemorris60995 жыл бұрын
  • You know a damn comedian is legit when he can turn a story about how his actual mother died into something legitimately funny

    @EdwinVazquez4119@EdwinVazquez41195 жыл бұрын
    • You heard the one from Doug stanhope about his mother's death? I'll give ....it ya a taste: " ...So, I didnt really assist a suicide as much as I Bartended one..." Or something along those lines.

      @bensigl3766@bensigl37665 жыл бұрын
    • @@bensigl3766 i havent seen the bit but i heard the story when he told it on O&A and it was brutal

      @OthonasDrums@OthonasDrums5 жыл бұрын
  • Breaks my heart to see coco tear up about his mother. Tremendous

    @nomoremids6991@nomoremids69912 жыл бұрын
  • Love seeing the goodie goodies in the crowd side eying the other patrons cracking up like "I'm surrounded by crazies!" LMAO 🤣😂

    @jerkyboy8897@jerkyboy8897 Жыл бұрын
  • Hearing this from his podcasts, and him never making it a joke like that before is his way of dealing with the pain, I love how beautiful that is... 🌅

    @eggsackington873@eggsackington8735 жыл бұрын
  • GTA 6: North Bergen, NJ. The main story character is uncle joey

    @tobyshea2533@tobyshea25334 жыл бұрын
    • TGS Films someone needs to make this

      @samuelrappaport6162@samuelrappaport61624 жыл бұрын
    • I’d play that game.

      @EternalChamp@EternalChamp3 жыл бұрын
    • Imagine gta 6 was tied to mafia in the 80s or earlier. Maybe in the northeast states like nj and your in mafia or you fight them eventually. That would actually be interesting for the mafia series instead

      @justinwinnthesecond@justinwinnthesecond3 жыл бұрын
    • @@justinwinnthesecond he was the dj of a radio station in mafia 3,

      @divcee6772@divcee67723 жыл бұрын
    • Trevor and joey what a combination

      @natureisallpowerful@natureisallpowerful2 жыл бұрын
  • The peak of this story hits so hard and blunt that you forget what he was talking about before, and then he does the callback to the setup, which closes the loop. This is perfect structure, and he knows that, and he knows we know. So just in case we think it's all contrived, he says, "you think I'm fkn kidding you? That was my first thought" etc. And we realize he's not kidding. He's just shown us something about himself that most of us would hide, all the time, even from ourselves, let alone a room full of strangers. And there's a point to the story, and speaking for myself, I'll never forget it. The perfect structure is craft, and the emotional courage makes it art. What a master storyteller. I was always too chicken to do it like that.

    @noisepuppet@noisepuppet Жыл бұрын
  • Uncle joey has endless story’s everyone wilder than the last, he manages to make us laugh while conveying a message/ lesson, I can’t imagine how he felt/feeling finding your mom like that, and yet he still finds a way to get his point across while making other people laugh… such an amazing man he is..

    @origanalshoprat@origanalshoprat6 ай бұрын
    • [for Shrooms, Acid and other psychedelics°

      @ChempxilosOnInstagram_@ChempxilosOnInstagram_6 ай бұрын
    • [chempxilos

      @ChempxilosOnInstagram_@ChempxilosOnInstagram_6 ай бұрын
  • That shit probably still haunts him. He probably thinks "what if I just went down stairs?" Did she have a heart attack? Overdose? Anyone know?

    @MaynardOwns@MaynardOwns5 жыл бұрын
    • Overdose he tells about it in one of his pod cast

      @nicodue8546@nicodue85465 жыл бұрын
    • She overdosed. He mentioned it on one of his podcasts.

      @dreamcatcher6164@dreamcatcher61645 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah it was a combination of congestive heart failure and drug overdose. He talks about it on Joe Rogans pod cast.

      @The_Bass_Stunters@The_Bass_Stunters5 жыл бұрын
    • @@The_Bass_Stunters Do you know which episode and when?

      @somebonehead@somebonehead5 жыл бұрын
    • Others have said it, but it was an overdose. The 'purple arm' he talked about was likely from the tourniquet tied to the upper arm to raise the veins when using.

      @Dashi42100@Dashi421005 жыл бұрын
  • This is art what he does - Lil B

    @lilbpack1@lilbpack15 жыл бұрын
    • My man wassup 💯

      @iBdan97@iBdan973 жыл бұрын
    • Tybg

      @2gmane@2gmane3 жыл бұрын
    • Love you based god stay safe g

      @xCYMORIx@xCYMORIx3 жыл бұрын
    • He's the last of a dying breed and this hypersensitive era of political correctness is only thinning out the heard to near extinction... We must appreciate every moment we've had and be thankful for however many more the future has for us... because there will come a time that his outlook on life and unique way of delivering it, will be extinct and labeled as a lost art... N unfortunately, most people won't realize how much they appreciate it, untill it's gone... I hope Joey gets as many of his flowers he possibly can b4 he transitions, cause people like him are constantly overlooked & underappreciated until it's too late, when they really deserve to live a long & rewarding life... One that allows them to motivate & inspire others with a troubled past, by being proof that anyone can learn from their mistakes and make a positive change... There's alot of troubled people in the world who feel completely alone and crazy, that actually find comfort when they hear someone like Joey talk, because they find out they're not the only one who thinks the way they do and that it's possible to have that state of mind along with a troubled past and still make a change for the better... Uncle Joey is like a councilor for a those at the very bottom, who delivers his unqiue message through laughter, but in all actuality he's doing God's work as a comfort provider, Even moreso in these uncertain times.... God bless you Uncle Joey, I hope you understand how much you mean to alot of us and I hope you get as many of your flowers as you possibly can b4 you leave this madhouse and start the next level of your eternal journey...

      @zgammozakent7871@zgammozakent78713 жыл бұрын
    • TYBG

      @krestovgus@krestovgus3 жыл бұрын
  • I love hearing Joey's stories. That's deep and personal. Thank you for sharing. Takes balls

    @daviddelgado6411@daviddelgado6411 Жыл бұрын
  • He's so humble. Love him.

    @sofakinggorgeous@sofakinggorgeous3 жыл бұрын
  • I always held the belief that great comedy comes from dark places. Comedians are like magicians who through slight of hand style story telling, take the darkest parts of life and make us laugh at them. This was a masterful performance. Dude's got a strong soul and mind.

    @metabear333@metabear3334 жыл бұрын
    • when you live a fucked up life, youve got to learn to laugh about it

      @Neophobic@Neophobic3 жыл бұрын
    • Comedians are some of the most tragic people in existence

      @DirectorOfChaos9292@DirectorOfChaos92922 жыл бұрын
    • @@DirectorOfChaos9292 not always, but it's certainly not uncommon.

      @metabear333@metabear3332 жыл бұрын
    • AbsofuckingLUTELY agree with this! There's obviously the type of comedy that doesn't rely on that darkness....but the comedy I enjoy the most, does. What's greater than being able to LAUGH...That physical manifestation of a spilling-over, irreverent joy in the face of the ridiculousness of BEING...to be able to laugh at the things that can just as easily cause you pain? You make friends, you kinda TAME the things that might otherwise do you in, and suddenly you're able to extract some measure of good from EVERYTHING in life, not just the sweet parts. How valuable is that??

      @kadijaesther1808@kadijaesther18082 жыл бұрын
    • @@kadijaesther1808 "-Priceless." -Dave Chappelle "For What It's Worth" (2004)

      @metabear333@metabear3332 жыл бұрын
  • **DO NOT WATCH THIS WHILE TRIPPING** This is not the usual fun acid story.

    @GirugaMarc@GirugaMarc5 жыл бұрын
    • like easy rider or last half of fear n loathing in vegas :P friggin Shakespearean

      @zacke6@zacke65 жыл бұрын
    • @@zacke6 fear and loathing is a blast while tripping

      @TheBostonGamer4561@TheBostonGamer45615 жыл бұрын
    • Watched it on my comedown. Im in a bit of shock now. I exclaimed out loud "fuck Joey, why?"

      @DoobieFerguson@DoobieFerguson5 жыл бұрын
    • @@TheBostonGamer4561 it is always just way too much for me while tripping lol. Wolf of Wall Street takes it for me

      @leviharrison4127@leviharrison41275 жыл бұрын
    • No matter what do not watch Superjail. Seems like a good idea on paper but it is sensory overload turned up to infinity to the power of the sun squared.

      @alexhennigh5242@alexhennigh52425 жыл бұрын
  • I was NOT expecting that ending WOW. Amazing storytelling

    @austinolds5914@austinolds5914 Жыл бұрын
  • Genuinely funny guy with a fantastic story telling ability, and a beautiful message at the end. What a guy, Joey Diaz ladies and gentlemen

    @Rdc_Dom@Rdc_Dom Жыл бұрын
  • First half - 'HAHAHA!' second half - 'haha...... oh....damn'.

    @brianbell139@brianbell1395 жыл бұрын
  • Only Joey Diaz could have told that story and pulled it off with a comedic twist all the while holding on to its intensity. That was purely beautiful, painful, funny and filled with sorrow

    @barreldreamz7852@barreldreamz78525 жыл бұрын
  • Nobody tells a story like Joey Diaz 👏🤣👏🤣👏

    @jasonludwig215@jasonludwig2152 жыл бұрын
  • The best!

    @douglasangelflores6796@douglasangelflores67968 ай бұрын
  • Joey Diaz is America's uncle.

    @K4rt80y@K4rt80y5 жыл бұрын
    • The cool one though. Not the creepy, touchy one. That's uncle Sam.

      @xhemilshabani2548@xhemilshabani25485 жыл бұрын
    • Xhemil Shabani I figured it was joe Biden 😂

      @slimshadetree412@slimshadetree4125 жыл бұрын
    • @@slimshadetree412 Shit, you're right. Uncle Joe is a creepy bastard.

      @xhemilshabani2548@xhemilshabani25485 жыл бұрын
    • Slimshadetree took me a while but you on point and I’m from the U.K

      @str8balla0@str8balla05 жыл бұрын
  • PSA: 13 right arrows skips the intro to these videos

    @jgp6574@jgp65745 жыл бұрын
    • Holy fuck it works!! 😲😲😲😲😲

      @KKPsiNumba5@KKPsiNumba55 жыл бұрын
    • The intros are the best

      @EpicHighTimeShow@EpicHighTimeShow5 жыл бұрын
    • or just press 1

      @Rambomob662@Rambomob6625 жыл бұрын
    • Most of us use a phone or tablet to watch shows. You still on a PC watching videos?

      @EpicHighTimeShow@EpicHighTimeShow5 жыл бұрын
    • Dear Diary, commenter was a real cool guy today.

      @aravindnair2031@aravindnair20315 жыл бұрын
  • Every few months I can watch Joey Diaz' stories & am captivated every time.

    @LeeTheKnight@LeeTheKnight10 ай бұрын
  • Joey is the only person that can make me cry & laugh at the same time

    @juanrobles2803@juanrobles28032 жыл бұрын
  • This story reminds me of a similar one from Saving Private Ryan. Where the soldiers are in a church at night getting a respite from the war. One of the soldiers begins confessing: "Sometimes my mom would come home early. But I would pretend to be asleep. She'd stand in the doorway looking at me, but I'd just keep my eyes shut. But I knew she just wanted to find out about my day. That she came home early just to talk to me. But I still wouldn't move, I'd still pretend to be asleep. ...I don't know why I did that." THE UNIVERSE IS VAST, AND WE ARE SO SMALL. THE ONLY THING WE CAN TRULY CONTROL IS WHETHER WE ARE GOOD... OR EVIL.

    @orionxavier6957@orionxavier69575 жыл бұрын
    • Fuck, why do you gotta be so real,man, we all take those who love us for granted and I dont know why :(

      @sgtsmokestack5944@sgtsmokestack59444 жыл бұрын
    • Life is so crazy

      @austins.2495@austins.24953 жыл бұрын
    • Damn that story and Joey's made me almost tear up. Just shows all that matters is our love, compassion, warmth, time with each other.

      @jlee5490@jlee54903 жыл бұрын
    • You fucked me up bro.

      @MrIzo56@MrIzo562 жыл бұрын
    • I know this comment thread is old, but I also want to add, that in saving private ryan, Wade the medic died that next day after telling that story. 😓

      @MassHysteriaHD@MassHysteriaHD2 жыл бұрын
  • The absurdity of life, is so rarely articulated well, Diaz is one of the best.

    @RealmDesigner@RealmDesigner5 жыл бұрын
  • Bitter-Sweet... Excellent storytelling. Salute to Joey! 👑

    @Catra_-td9ti@Catra_-td9ti2 жыл бұрын
  • and this is why we love Unclr Joey, i’ll go back and watch these when i’m having a hard time. helps me get through the bad days. podcasts definitely help too

    @user-ye5ki7nf1r@user-ye5ki7nf1r8 күн бұрын
  • Joey " I took the elevator like a doctor" Diaz

    @cherryhauff9285@cherryhauff92854 жыл бұрын
    • I love that story, I have never forgotten it, and I was already intending to watch it again after this vid. Last I watched it was a couple years ago.

      @victoriabaker4400@victoriabaker44003 жыл бұрын
  • It's sad that Uncle Joey had to go through hell to be the character he is today, but I appreciate him. God bless.

    @ntuthukobrendonbhengu7518@ntuthukobrendonbhengu75184 жыл бұрын
  • I really dont think there is anyone funnier than Joey. I mean I know there are a lot of comedians out there. Hes just really freaking funny.

    @XMetalChefX@XMetalChefX Жыл бұрын
  • Please make more of these!

    @cps8094@cps80949 ай бұрын
  • Coco’s episodes are the best

    @aDampCheesecake@aDampCheesecake5 жыл бұрын
  • Shout out to Joey for always having a moral to his stories! I'm 21 and I hope I live as long him to understand the meaning behind my most vulnerable experiences.

    @amuchen9609@amuchen96095 жыл бұрын
  • Damn, Joeys stories just leave me in awe every time. He has a golden heart that’s for sure.

    @alvarojcamposg@alvarojcamposgАй бұрын
  • Joey's life is by far the most interesting. I can hear him talk for ever never getting bored!

    @GoodWithHands27@GoodWithHands272 жыл бұрын
  • Now I have another Joey Diaz video to rewatch 100 times:) I typed this before watching the whole thing:/ I don’t think I need to go through that again lmao

    @tatemcmillan4660@tatemcmillan46605 жыл бұрын
  • Loved the story. Joey probably should have ended it after he said "I touched her pulse and I knew she would never find out I got left back" the crowd was pretty much in shock after he dropped that line on them 😂😂😂

    @cp_digital@cp_digital5 жыл бұрын
    • The part of me that loves absurd humor agrees but the human part of me understands why he needed to pad the ending a bit. The audience was pretty mortified.

      @kevinr.3542@kevinr.35425 жыл бұрын
    • Think it was great, cold roughness then smoothed it out with warm unity.

      @Z3sty367@Z3sty3675 жыл бұрын
    • Smoothed it out with, "Cried like a pussy." : )

      @shannonblood5882@shannonblood58825 жыл бұрын
    • Would've been too cold. I don't think the humor was lost.

      @elevatorisland@elevatorisland5 жыл бұрын
    • That’s what makes Joey Diaz one of the greatest in standup history. If they had a hall of fame for Comedians, Joey would be in the hall between George Carlin and Sam Kinison.

      @FrostyJokerr@FrostyJokerr5 жыл бұрын
  • The fact that this man found humor in his own mother's death makes him godlike

    @johnmarsella1876@johnmarsella1876 Жыл бұрын
    • I can recommend you to where I get my stuff from, he sells Psychedelics, Xanax, Mushrooms and other products well Refined ships to anywhere also guide you if you're a newbie in it???.

      @oscarm.j1340@oscarm.j1340 Жыл бұрын
    • Via Instagrams, also on Telegrams with the with the below handle??.

      @oscarm.j1340@oscarm.j1340 Жыл бұрын
    • *Grewnation** *

      @oscarm.j1340@oscarm.j1340 Жыл бұрын
    • You have to find humor in dark places, because in this life you will be in some dark places. But you have to always remember this physical realm is simply what it is, a physical realm, who knows what else there is after death.

      @iwxw8437@iwxw8437 Жыл бұрын
  • “The dry humping had consumed me” Diaz is something else 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @evanromano1@evanromano1 Жыл бұрын
  • I can't explain how the fuck I'm crying and laughing at the same time, because the he's funny but the end of if just broke me into tears, I feel sad and happy at the same time how the hell is that even possible

    @hermesdavi8406@hermesdavi84065 жыл бұрын
    • I been dealing with that one for years, probably because your baseline is at a sane type of normalcy in an era of political hysteria.

      @ericrobinson7184@ericrobinson71845 жыл бұрын
  • These series about comedians stories are fit perfectly for joey because he’s literally the funniest just when he is explaining any story of his

    @gawdizm@gawdizm5 жыл бұрын
  • I wholeheartedly look forward to the day when Joey Diaz has a series made about his life, with him narrating it. I would tune in to watch Young Joey every week, because he lived enough for several lifetimes. God bless you, Coco. Love this guy!

    @alaistairhamilton8838@alaistairhamilton8838 Жыл бұрын
  • I was a kid and my dad came home late from a late flight. He came in my room and tried to wake me because I’d not seen him in months as he’d been deployed. I had a headache and didn’t want to roll over. The next day he died on his flight back. I was 10.

    @robertgary3561@robertgary35613 жыл бұрын
    • did you have a good relationship with him?

      @g29000@g290002 жыл бұрын
    • Sorry for your loss Robert

      @ceffreyjastillo@ceffreyjastillo2 жыл бұрын
    • @@g29000 I did but he was gone a lot of my childhood on deployments.

      @robertgary3561@robertgary35612 жыл бұрын
  • There's only ONE Person who could tell a story like that.... You're the best Joey

    @srpdesigns@srpdesigns4 жыл бұрын
  • Probably the most underrated comedian to date.. in the late 80s early 90s he would have been a legend.

    @AllenH718@AllenH7185 жыл бұрын
    • In the 80’s and 90’s was collecting all the stories he tells today tho

      @carleanolibretto5184@carleanolibretto51843 жыл бұрын
    • By now he is no longer underrated, i think most people acknowledge how great he really is now

      @BKGclan4LIFE@BKGclan4LIFE Жыл бұрын
  • Man! That ending made me laugh so hard and then a second after I ended up sobbing

    @brianvega6439@brianvega6439 Жыл бұрын
  • Joey Diaz is the greatest person to ever walk this earth lol 😂 love this guy

    @trevoronkalo6123@trevoronkalo61233 жыл бұрын
  • This show is amazing, Joey is the best storyteller with visibility and reminds me of so many people i grew up around. He was a big part of inspiring me to do podcasts with criminals and my “lawyer and the perp” insane stories haha

    @theufoattorney560@theufoattorney5604 жыл бұрын
  • This man is a national treasure

    @bige4493@bige44935 жыл бұрын
    • Real talk

      @ianmci@ianmci5 жыл бұрын
  • Phenomenal story as usual with a tragic end. Keeping track of lies is 100 times harder than remembering the truth.🤣

    @paleamigo8575@paleamigo85753 жыл бұрын
  • It feels so validating to watch so many Joey videos and understand fully what he's talking about when he says "That's another story".

    @crabnormal@crabnormal Жыл бұрын
  • It was all funny an all but damn This broke my heart😞

    @realkingv5290@realkingv52905 жыл бұрын
  • That ending got me.

    @fatpowerful@fatpowerful5 жыл бұрын
  • Joey Diaz will always be a real one man, he knows the struggle of addiction and he’s just very inspiring to others. I know if his mother were alive she would be so proud of the man she raised. She raised a good soul man I wish you nothing but the best Joey!!

    @Moscow551w@Moscow551w3 ай бұрын
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