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I ordered some eggs from one store and a chicken from another. The chicken came first, by two hours!
@sayerrobin17 күн бұрын
Soclauses, famous canadian philisopher
@Spalato195017 күн бұрын
The ancient oracle said that he was the wisest of all the Canadians, it is because he alone, of all the Canadians, knows that he knows nothing.
@D4RKBRU7317 күн бұрын
1:01 "no ladybug talk no science talk no" . . . and we're off to the races.
@somtwift17 күн бұрын
A packaging expert was once asked how long a chicken should last in the freezer. He started talking about oxygen permeation barriers, but the questioner persisted in asking for a ballpark answer. The expert eventually estimated it as about 6 months or so. The questioner then expressed scepticism, because he'd put a chicken in the freezer for a week, and when he took it out, it was dead.
@seamusbyrne782017 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ThePhoenix19817 күн бұрын
"The moon, its a big thing up there", says Claus. Neil Degrasse Tyson would be proud.
@ernestpaul248417 күн бұрын
LOL!!! He might want to take Claus on as a student!
@timmcgreal802417 күн бұрын
Just don't ask Neil to define what a woman is.
@Knowbody4216 күн бұрын
Dang Claus we all know it was the "Rooster" that came first.... :)
@davedarkheart820017 күн бұрын
Baddum tsss. 👍👍🤣🤣
@PhaQ217 күн бұрын
The ant that was just resting comfortably on the roll of toilet paper and then suddenly encased in a crumpled mass being subjected to a pathogen banned by 30 countries to be mercifully drowned by the flick of a chromed handle has met his fate. That was the ant's reality whether we as humans believe it can comprehend it or not. One second he was snoozing on some Charmin and the next second...the horror, the horror...
@ernestpaul248417 күн бұрын
Everyone striving to be the smartest chimp locked in the zoo
@carlvondrunker785517 күн бұрын
naggers, the answer was naggers
@henkvisser974117 күн бұрын
I love the instant death camera, you can see all the BS like shells going through walls or the ground or hitting nothing on your tank etc.
@crintraian16 күн бұрын
We are close to the 100,000 subscribers!!! ❤
@felipejl818217 күн бұрын
that number hasn't changed in at least a year.
@singncarpenter627017 күн бұрын
als hij zo verder gaat gaat het niet gebeuren met zijn zever
@gunthervanhecke218216 күн бұрын
Help I'm stepping into the twilight zone... it's right beside Claus' world, and nobody seems to know where the border is.
@treadheadpete477017 күн бұрын
Unlike gravity, Claus’ hair is both a force and a warping of space-time
@nicnacnic17 күн бұрын
*The ancient oracle said that i was the wisest of all the Greeks, it is because I alone, of all the Greeks, know that i know nothing.* - Socrates
@D4RKBRU7317 күн бұрын
Anyone else watching Claus while breakfast is in the oven?
@thebiggw0417 күн бұрын
ants don't have brains ha ha ha that's why they only use one side of the toilet paper lol
@willharris227817 күн бұрын
"The big bang" is simply a term we use to refer to the beginning of this universe. It does not describe HOW the universe began.
@goaway734617 күн бұрын
Awesome,reference from 'Brian's life'😂
@ivanivanis912917 күн бұрын
chickens came from dinosaurs, dinosaurs laid eggs... the chicken & the egg started before the chicken existed.
@bloodmoney8817 күн бұрын
One of your best videos
@paulmike116617 күн бұрын
Claus goes off the rails, Part: infinity.
@HeinzGuderian_17 күн бұрын
Thank you
@r.h.763317 күн бұрын
Chuck Norris was before the Big Bang, obviously!
@r.h.763317 күн бұрын
Before the big bang came young Sheldon
@t_az334617 күн бұрын
Actually, astronomers think they have found distant galaxies that pre-date the Big Bang.
@stephengraham115317 күн бұрын
Claus goes pre-fishing and we get assaulted by science, philosophy, mechanics and hilarity. All AGAINST OUR WILL!!!
@morecowbell2017 күн бұрын
My dad doesn't accept I don't know as an answer to questions
@FoStealth17 күн бұрын
"I long to be, under the sea, in an octopus' garden in the shade."
@joncox257217 күн бұрын
what came before the lady bug? The man bug...
@bloodmoney8817 күн бұрын
"Wait, are you saying that it was a European fish that laid the first chicken egg?" (Reference). Good battle during your monologue, which you started by saying it wouldn't happen. ROFL!!
@marklaplante867517 күн бұрын
"That was a great dump" said Azathoth
@johncodmore15 күн бұрын
a Girl Bug hahahah LMFAO
@r.h.763317 күн бұрын
Professor Brian Cox has suggested that with so many other planets, we may be the only lifeforms capable of actually appreciating the beauty of everything in existence. And we seem intent on wiping ourselves out.
@wildgooseman704717 күн бұрын
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference Reinhold Niebuhr.
@podletta17 күн бұрын
That stupidity thing is related to the theory dependence of observation: what we see depends on what we think we know. Good luck with that!
@user-rv2ms7qc4i16 күн бұрын
Egg come first. Not only birds lay eggs.
@genijekojot996917 күн бұрын
The banana got 50% of our body DNA... a banana....
@bromao15 күн бұрын
Claus, too much thinking for a Sunday afternoon 😂
@mitch40aw17 күн бұрын
It was nice how the puny ELC armour was able to bounce the first two hits from the mighty Polish medium tank...
@jack-xf6il17 күн бұрын
I was annoyed when an ELC did that with my T95 HE shell (950 average damage)!
@diatonicdelirium174317 күн бұрын
Very timely discussion. Up vote!
@alanfindlay323317 күн бұрын
We all are prisoners in the allegory of the cave, most of us only understand things as we see them, and what we see might be a lie or so illusory that knowing what questions to ask is near impossible.
@thisismypickle516417 күн бұрын
For all we know...We know very little.
@RickSabins17 күн бұрын
Well obviously....the Ant has the intelligence to not care about the bottom of the ocean.
@LeChickenRanch17 күн бұрын
Short summary: the ant is up sh!t creek!
@diatonicdelirium174317 күн бұрын
There was eggs long before there was chickens!
@Sikm8Fully16 күн бұрын
The chicken-like dinosaur laid the egg the chicken hatched from😁😁😁
@thralldumehammer17 күн бұрын
Hi Claus.....I watched a video on a survey about 5 yrs ago. And I'm not picking on the Americans but it was their survey. But 25% of Americans said the Sun revolves around the Earth. That works out to be over 100 million people. What does that say about their education system....hmmmm. shook my head on that one.
@lencrowell956417 күн бұрын
What came before the big bang? That's simple.... the sizzling of the fuse.
@Phantom_Garage17 күн бұрын
I have figured out that if I don't work, I don't eat. Beyond that, it really does not matter to me. Chicken/egg? Ladybugs? Unless it means I can retire today, it seems irrelevant to this regular shmo.
@bradalloway323217 күн бұрын
Well, if chickens and other birds evolved from dinosaurs then the egg came first.
@garychandler763216 күн бұрын
The easter bunny, a gift from a Norse Goddess, laid the first egg. Question answered. :D :D
@Satanic_Disciple17 күн бұрын
what came first? cellular division came first.
@shamanenrique17 күн бұрын
Moon keeps our earth stable on its axis
@alancomercomer258817 күн бұрын
today I got the Obj 268/4 and love it!!! please do one video about it
@serguti17 күн бұрын
If you mix fruit loops and apple jacks Claus makes complete sense...
@jleonard795417 күн бұрын
Obviously, an animal akin to a chicken (with teeth?) Lay a clutch of mutated eggs. Therefore Eggs come first.
@tommyshaw2517 күн бұрын
i remeber reading that comment you were talking about and i asked him the same question ahahahahah
@kayukthebruh560117 күн бұрын
Claus is a clumper and not a folder. Which one is correct? That is the real question.
@reeboguj668317 күн бұрын
the wings might have started from some other obsolete fading limb, like our tailbone maybe idk but a lot of interesting content
@MasterOvPuppetz16 күн бұрын
A video on the Polish td line or Claus expounding on the origin of chickens and ants on toilet paper? Little question in my mind which one I would sooner watch. Lots of laughs today. Keep it up.😊
@richardroach712717 күн бұрын
Cheech and Chong say, "Pass it on Holmes!"
@dobiem117 күн бұрын
Claus, the question of questions is "What is six multiplied by nine?". And the answer is "42". That's all you need to know.
@MDMARaver17 күн бұрын
Even the ladybug is as it was in the beginning.
@gordonday127317 күн бұрын
I've long maintained that WOT is a metaphor for life and now Claus makes me realise its also a metaphor for the universe and everything as well.
@nealm181417 күн бұрын
Sounds like Klaus has been to the Mountains of Madness.
@thomasebele855017 күн бұрын
What is the sound of one hand clapping? If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to see this occur, does it make a sound? 🤔
@matthewandrews905217 күн бұрын
Too much coffee today 😂
@garyking345917 күн бұрын
beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here ... 👽👀
@DCG-dg5sd17 күн бұрын
The egg came first. Dinosaurs already had eggs, millions of years before the first chicken.
@kevintamas716417 күн бұрын
@clauskellerman the egg was first because there was animals that laid eggs long before the chicken
@craciuns17 күн бұрын
Maybe a dinosaur laid an egg and it hatched a chicken. Lol
@brianhein883817 күн бұрын
I have made a egg fertilized, but i have never made a chicken come . dont know if thats of any help?
@wayneguerin364017 күн бұрын
The answer is, we don't know the answer.
@singncarpenter627017 күн бұрын
Which formed first ? ; - Earth or Moon ? ;) P.S. We're so "stuck" in time ! ;) Maybe it's time for a ; timeout ;)
@P_E_P_196617 күн бұрын
so time goes on a different pace depending on mass...that means if we get more cows to fart gas then we can change time! so what is changing on the timeline of a photon if there are less cows?
@henkvisser974117 күн бұрын
All very interesting, Claustein 🙂
@jupiler0217 күн бұрын
Dont stop on white carpet. Got it.
@Pengajim15 күн бұрын
I postulate that Claus needs a 3rd video to show when he gets sidetracked like this.
@springfield452217 күн бұрын
The real question is can that ant....move that rubber tree plant, he's got high hopes. Reference?
@gregdixon500917 күн бұрын
The movie Lucy with Scarlett Johansson from 2014 explains everything.
@davidgallimore965617 күн бұрын
Drinking the mushroom coffee
@alancomercomer258817 күн бұрын
AY UP CLAUS
@2tone20917 күн бұрын
The big bang fertilised the egg... leading to the ladybug... wibble
@stevewebster572917 күн бұрын
JT has crawled onto the toilet paper.
@jimcreelman265517 күн бұрын
i like a lot your science concerns ❤
@Gamu1316 күн бұрын
Hi !!! Exactly like the lasts statements of Jim Carrey...love it ! We are so small and "blind" but we play BIG :):):) (we have not even the vague clue)
@iceman259017 күн бұрын
Claus have you some menthal issues because you see russian in every tank? I have that same problem also and trying to find medicine for it haha
@topirautiainen445317 күн бұрын
We are in a Black Hole!The NO Bullshit Channel.
@billybobjohnroane169217 күн бұрын
If the universe is expanding….what is it expanding into?
@matthewandrews905217 күн бұрын
because we are the major perspective we have....
@danbourgeois729217 күн бұрын
I am not smart. If you want smart you will have to talk to my Smart Car.
@clintonturner554517 күн бұрын
Okay.
@russwoodward825117 күн бұрын
I wish I be in game where Bourasque last for 32 seconds xD
@joeplayz17 күн бұрын
lol
@graymingog905517 күн бұрын
I've muted the Prof. and continued in another window after he started lecturing on how he wasn't going to lecture today. Take call all.(Edit) Checked back a few minutes later...heard "...time as we do. A photon". Re-muted at that point. Went back to new Uncle Roger video.
@raymondblanton974917 күн бұрын
man ,thats some good shit you been smoking today...i was reminded of watching a cheech and chong movie)
@ashleybarnett339017 күн бұрын
There are people who are in the fortunate position of being able to develop such thoughts without the help of substances. 😉
@MDMARaver17 күн бұрын
Let me get my work boots on...this is getting Deep😮
@josephna440317 күн бұрын
Got half way through this one then went and had a cookie 🍪
@michaelleslie291316 күн бұрын
@clauskellerman, maybe the primordial soup was chicken soup, that may explain things. 😂
@howardkey163917 күн бұрын
First off Thanks Claus Kellerman 🎸 I have enjoyed and appreciated your Daily Content!,also great fishing spot on POV channel But here's the thing lol Without Chickens,No eggs Without Eggs ,No Chickens Without a Rooster ,No Chickens or Eggs True chickens lay eggs with no Rooster, However unfertilized eggs mean No baby Chicken Chickens would have "I am Died" Long ago😂😂😂 Shout out to Marty, great dog 🐶
@gabanjoman17 күн бұрын
Well obviously before the big bang was a little bang. 😂
@terryjukes994716 күн бұрын
The game has nothing to do with a Realistic Tank Simulation game. OP imaginary Tanks that, never went any futher than drawings, Dominate the play field. The only goal of the game is, making WG more money. The wantabe sheep buy it all up because, they want to be the best in some Imaginary stats that, really amount to how much money you spend. To your "rant"or talk yes, I agree.
I ordered some eggs from one store and a chicken from another. The chicken came first, by two hours!
Soclauses, famous canadian philisopher
The ancient oracle said that he was the wisest of all the Canadians, it is because he alone, of all the Canadians, knows that he knows nothing.
1:01 "no ladybug talk no science talk no" . . . and we're off to the races.
A packaging expert was once asked how long a chicken should last in the freezer. He started talking about oxygen permeation barriers, but the questioner persisted in asking for a ballpark answer. The expert eventually estimated it as about 6 months or so. The questioner then expressed scepticism, because he'd put a chicken in the freezer for a week, and when he took it out, it was dead.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"The moon, its a big thing up there", says Claus. Neil Degrasse Tyson would be proud.
LOL!!! He might want to take Claus on as a student!
Just don't ask Neil to define what a woman is.
Dang Claus we all know it was the "Rooster" that came first.... :)
Baddum tsss. 👍👍🤣🤣
The ant that was just resting comfortably on the roll of toilet paper and then suddenly encased in a crumpled mass being subjected to a pathogen banned by 30 countries to be mercifully drowned by the flick of a chromed handle has met his fate. That was the ant's reality whether we as humans believe it can comprehend it or not. One second he was snoozing on some Charmin and the next second...the horror, the horror...
Everyone striving to be the smartest chimp locked in the zoo
naggers, the answer was naggers
I love the instant death camera, you can see all the BS like shells going through walls or the ground or hitting nothing on your tank etc.
We are close to the 100,000 subscribers!!! ❤
that number hasn't changed in at least a year.
als hij zo verder gaat gaat het niet gebeuren met zijn zever
Help I'm stepping into the twilight zone... it's right beside Claus' world, and nobody seems to know where the border is.
Unlike gravity, Claus’ hair is both a force and a warping of space-time
*The ancient oracle said that i was the wisest of all the Greeks, it is because I alone, of all the Greeks, know that i know nothing.* - Socrates
Anyone else watching Claus while breakfast is in the oven?
ants don't have brains ha ha ha that's why they only use one side of the toilet paper lol
"The big bang" is simply a term we use to refer to the beginning of this universe. It does not describe HOW the universe began.
Awesome,reference from 'Brian's life'😂
chickens came from dinosaurs, dinosaurs laid eggs... the chicken & the egg started before the chicken existed.
One of your best videos
Claus goes off the rails, Part: infinity.
Thank you
Chuck Norris was before the Big Bang, obviously!
Before the big bang came young Sheldon
Actually, astronomers think they have found distant galaxies that pre-date the Big Bang.
Claus goes pre-fishing and we get assaulted by science, philosophy, mechanics and hilarity. All AGAINST OUR WILL!!!
My dad doesn't accept I don't know as an answer to questions
"I long to be, under the sea, in an octopus' garden in the shade."
what came before the lady bug? The man bug...
"Wait, are you saying that it was a European fish that laid the first chicken egg?" (Reference). Good battle during your monologue, which you started by saying it wouldn't happen. ROFL!!
"That was a great dump" said Azathoth
a Girl Bug hahahah LMFAO
Professor Brian Cox has suggested that with so many other planets, we may be the only lifeforms capable of actually appreciating the beauty of everything in existence. And we seem intent on wiping ourselves out.
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference Reinhold Niebuhr.
That stupidity thing is related to the theory dependence of observation: what we see depends on what we think we know. Good luck with that!
Egg come first. Not only birds lay eggs.
The banana got 50% of our body DNA... a banana....
Claus, too much thinking for a Sunday afternoon 😂
It was nice how the puny ELC armour was able to bounce the first two hits from the mighty Polish medium tank...
I was annoyed when an ELC did that with my T95 HE shell (950 average damage)!
Very timely discussion. Up vote!
We all are prisoners in the allegory of the cave, most of us only understand things as we see them, and what we see might be a lie or so illusory that knowing what questions to ask is near impossible.
For all we know...We know very little.
Well obviously....the Ant has the intelligence to not care about the bottom of the ocean.
Short summary: the ant is up sh!t creek!
There was eggs long before there was chickens!
The chicken-like dinosaur laid the egg the chicken hatched from😁😁😁
Hi Claus.....I watched a video on a survey about 5 yrs ago. And I'm not picking on the Americans but it was their survey. But 25% of Americans said the Sun revolves around the Earth. That works out to be over 100 million people. What does that say about their education system....hmmmm. shook my head on that one.
What came before the big bang? That's simple.... the sizzling of the fuse.
I have figured out that if I don't work, I don't eat. Beyond that, it really does not matter to me. Chicken/egg? Ladybugs? Unless it means I can retire today, it seems irrelevant to this regular shmo.
Well, if chickens and other birds evolved from dinosaurs then the egg came first.
The easter bunny, a gift from a Norse Goddess, laid the first egg. Question answered. :D :D
what came first? cellular division came first.
Moon keeps our earth stable on its axis
today I got the Obj 268/4 and love it!!! please do one video about it
If you mix fruit loops and apple jacks Claus makes complete sense...
Obviously, an animal akin to a chicken (with teeth?) Lay a clutch of mutated eggs. Therefore Eggs come first.
i remeber reading that comment you were talking about and i asked him the same question ahahahahah
Claus is a clumper and not a folder. Which one is correct? That is the real question.
the wings might have started from some other obsolete fading limb, like our tailbone maybe idk but a lot of interesting content
A video on the Polish td line or Claus expounding on the origin of chickens and ants on toilet paper? Little question in my mind which one I would sooner watch. Lots of laughs today. Keep it up.😊
Cheech and Chong say, "Pass it on Holmes!"
Claus, the question of questions is "What is six multiplied by nine?". And the answer is "42". That's all you need to know.
Even the ladybug is as it was in the beginning.
I've long maintained that WOT is a metaphor for life and now Claus makes me realise its also a metaphor for the universe and everything as well.
Sounds like Klaus has been to the Mountains of Madness.
What is the sound of one hand clapping? If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to see this occur, does it make a sound? 🤔
Too much coffee today 😂
beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here ... 👽👀
The egg came first. Dinosaurs already had eggs, millions of years before the first chicken.
@clauskellerman the egg was first because there was animals that laid eggs long before the chicken
Maybe a dinosaur laid an egg and it hatched a chicken. Lol
I have made a egg fertilized, but i have never made a chicken come . dont know if thats of any help?
The answer is, we don't know the answer.
Which formed first ? ; - Earth or Moon ? ;) P.S. We're so "stuck" in time ! ;) Maybe it's time for a ; timeout ;)
so time goes on a different pace depending on mass...that means if we get more cows to fart gas then we can change time! so what is changing on the timeline of a photon if there are less cows?
All very interesting, Claustein 🙂
Dont stop on white carpet. Got it.
I postulate that Claus needs a 3rd video to show when he gets sidetracked like this.
The real question is can that ant....move that rubber tree plant, he's got high hopes. Reference?
The movie Lucy with Scarlett Johansson from 2014 explains everything.
Drinking the mushroom coffee
AY UP CLAUS
The big bang fertilised the egg... leading to the ladybug... wibble
JT has crawled onto the toilet paper.
i like a lot your science concerns ❤
Hi !!! Exactly like the lasts statements of Jim Carrey...love it ! We are so small and "blind" but we play BIG :):):) (we have not even the vague clue)
Claus have you some menthal issues because you see russian in every tank? I have that same problem also and trying to find medicine for it haha
We are in a Black Hole!The NO Bullshit Channel.
If the universe is expanding….what is it expanding into?
because we are the major perspective we have....
I am not smart. If you want smart you will have to talk to my Smart Car.
Okay.
I wish I be in game where Bourasque last for 32 seconds xD
lol
I've muted the Prof. and continued in another window after he started lecturing on how he wasn't going to lecture today. Take call all.(Edit) Checked back a few minutes later...heard "...time as we do. A photon". Re-muted at that point. Went back to new Uncle Roger video.
man ,thats some good shit you been smoking today...i was reminded of watching a cheech and chong movie)
There are people who are in the fortunate position of being able to develop such thoughts without the help of substances. 😉
Let me get my work boots on...this is getting Deep😮
Got half way through this one then went and had a cookie 🍪
@clauskellerman, maybe the primordial soup was chicken soup, that may explain things. 😂
First off Thanks Claus Kellerman 🎸 I have enjoyed and appreciated your Daily Content!,also great fishing spot on POV channel But here's the thing lol Without Chickens,No eggs Without Eggs ,No Chickens Without a Rooster ,No Chickens or Eggs True chickens lay eggs with no Rooster, However unfertilized eggs mean No baby Chicken Chickens would have "I am Died" Long ago😂😂😂 Shout out to Marty, great dog 🐶
Well obviously before the big bang was a little bang. 😂
The game has nothing to do with a Realistic Tank Simulation game. OP imaginary Tanks that, never went any futher than drawings, Dominate the play field. The only goal of the game is, making WG more money. The wantabe sheep buy it all up because, they want to be the best in some Imaginary stats that, really amount to how much money you spend. To your "rant"or talk yes, I agree.
No kidding. It's a *game*. 😂
To that, all I can say is ,.You don't get it.🤑