CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORY

2024 ж. 10 Мам.
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  • I firmly believe that a bunch of pixels in the shape of a tank can be worth more than $50

    @davidmarkham9027@davidmarkham902711 күн бұрын
    • I firmly believe that government can spend that $50 on pixels too... Dead or stuck probably :)

      @ivanmarkovic8885@ivanmarkovic888511 күн бұрын
    • Yes, indeed. Let us all play with our favorite pixels today!

      @davidlabedz2046@davidlabedz204611 күн бұрын
  • This is the one and only conspiracy visible here. Claus is an agent of WG. His videos make us believe that we are free to think for ourselves. This is a ploy to get us to watch content about the game and go back and play it, thinking we've got it all figured out. Well played Comrade Agent Kellermanski.

    @flux-be7tr@flux-be7tr11 күн бұрын
    • You figured out controled opposition, i think we have one that can see ...

      @user-fz2qw5li6g@user-fz2qw5li6g11 күн бұрын
    • Kellermanski Hilarious...

      @offpherj7884@offpherj788411 күн бұрын
    • You could be onto something here with his fake outrage regarding Russian tanks and the cloak of invisibility....

      @thaipixie@thaipixie11 күн бұрын
    • Clearly the aliens from Claus’ planet have figured out how to turn our screens’ blue light into a blue pill.

      @morstyrannis1951@morstyrannis195111 күн бұрын
    • The most toxic conspiracy theories are from far right politics in the USA. People believe conspiracies that have been demonstrated to be false and don’t believe facts that have been proven to be true. Sadly millions are living in MAGA echo chambers being fed a constant diet of blue pills that reinforce existing biases culminating in toxic rage. I expect that toxic rage will be on display in the comments.

      @morstyrannis1951@morstyrannis195111 күн бұрын
  • I don't believe that Premium ammo avoider is not Claus 😮

    @vincentvanderkemp2041@vincentvanderkemp204111 күн бұрын
    • 100% that him. Thats Claus's standard gameplay. Just ask Chems:)

      @hrram3414@hrram341411 күн бұрын
    • Premium Ammo Avoider is NOT Claus. PAV is ACTUALLY the muffin man we used to see in Claus' past videos.

      @Satanic_Disciple@Satanic_Disciple11 күн бұрын
    • lol. now that is a conspiracy theory!

      @ClausKellerman@ClausKellerman11 күн бұрын
    • First time i seen PAV hit the scene i had my suspicions. especially when PAV would tra-la-la-la in the opened field you know that guy was having fun! i would wonder from time -to-time if he ever got suspended because there was quite a gap between videos. i mean it looked like he was enjoying the game and we all know that in WoT you have to take the game seriously otherwise you get reported lol

      @wild1971child@wild1971child11 күн бұрын
    • My believes are that PAA is extualy QB, inviltrating his way into Claus his channel...

      @vincentwiddershoven2122@vincentwiddershoven212211 күн бұрын
  • “That’s my family “. Explains a lot 😂

    @jacintopalomino7871@jacintopalomino787111 күн бұрын
  • Okay, here's the "Claus Bingo" card: If he says it, you can scratch one off. 10 scratches gives you a Bingo! And you treat yourself to a cookie ;) "No fun for you" "He's just a regular Schmoe" "SPG Players are people too" "Daddy, my teammate exploded." "Spamming APCR like a mo-fo" "Have a cookie" "Like a muppet" "Reference?" "He's stunned again" "Self Parked Gun" "There is pixel, Yuri" "Camping in a Bush" "Shout-out to you Guys" "Gegenfaster ausgescheissen" "Wargaming says; No" "Snap" "Papadanya" Good Luck. And if I forgot something, let me know...

    @ZZZzzzap12@ZZZzzzap1211 күн бұрын
    • Russian cloak of dispersion..😂🎉

      @Skullwalker@Skullwalker11 күн бұрын
    • @@Skullwalker Yup, thanks. I will add that one. Although I think I should have picked a different upload for "Claus Bingo". He wasn't that interested in the gameplay today. Maybe it's a conspiracy... 🤔

      @ZZZzzzap12@ZZZzzzap1211 күн бұрын
    • the Russian bias 😁

      @DCG-dg5sd@DCG-dg5sd11 күн бұрын
    • 😂😂😂

      @markwoodhouse7043@markwoodhouse704311 күн бұрын
    • Hope you’re having an absolutely amazing day

      @666Wizardsleeve@666Wizardsleeve10 күн бұрын
  • I'm just glad Buzz Aldren decked the guy who said he was lying.

    @buning_sensations5437@buning_sensations543711 күн бұрын
    • He actually did not deck him for saying he lied. He decked him for calling him a coward - and rightly so. He was a Korean War Fighter Pilot with two kills.

      @WOTArtyNoobs@WOTArtyNoobs11 күн бұрын
  • I am a Turk and when i tell my fellow Turks about 15 nukes USA deployed in Turkey during Cuban Missile Crisis , they don't believe me and they think i am living inside my own mind we literally survived a possible nuclear war and no one in Turkey knows about it , not even my mom and dad till i told em let that sink in

    @bugycowboy7172@bugycowboy717211 күн бұрын
    • I believe they were removed sometime after the Cuban missile crisis as part of the deal between the USA and The Soviet Union.

      @simonkevnorris@simonkevnorris11 күн бұрын
    • Actually I do know about that. There was an article which said that Khrushchev used to look West out of his Dacha on the South coast of Crimea, knowing that there were 45 US PGM-19 Jupiter Missiles with nuclear warheads deployed in Turkey. As a consequence of this deployment, Khrushchev decided to counter the US missiles by basing some of his short-range missiles in Cuba and so was born the Cuban Missile Crisis. A KGB officer working for British Intelligence informed the British that Khrushchev was seeking to have the Jupiter missiles removed and if the United States agreed to this he would reciprocate by removing the Cuban missiles. This was agreed by the back-channels with a Soviet ambassador that knew RFK and JFK. So whilst the American Generals wanted to nuke Cuba, JFK did a deal that enabled them to remove the missiles and a year later the Jupiter Missiles left Turkey. The Cuban Missile Crisis ended, but the American Generals were furious that they did not get their war and vowed revenge on JFK. When LBJ heard that he was going to be removed as VP in the next election, he arranged the assassination. They failed twice because at the first attempt, the assassin's rifles were found at a boarding house before the attempt. The second time, Kenedy canceled the trip at the last minute and the third attempt was in Dallas and succeeded. One of the American Generals that was furious at Kennedy, Curtis LeMay was in the room when JFK was autopsied, smoking a cigar!

      @WOTArtyNoobs@WOTArtyNoobs11 күн бұрын
  • Well of course there was a mouse in the picture, the moon is made of green cheese! Everybody knows that! 😂

    @turkeybaster6247@turkeybaster624711 күн бұрын
  • People who didn't even pass their 4th grade science class attempting to debate Astronomy. Comedy gold.

    @DJYC21215@DJYC2121511 күн бұрын
    • Bit of a circular argument there: they would argue that they didn't pass their 4th grade science class because they didn't believe it, and they knew the correct answers "but the teacher is part of the conspiracy ... ", blah, blah, blah ... I used to argue with them, but they just drag you down to their level of paranoia and idiocy and defeat you in detail. So now I just ignore them, or if the mood takes me, I take the piss out of them.

      @ThePhoenix198@ThePhoenix19810 күн бұрын
  • I'm 64, my parents and their brothers and sisters lived through the depression, won WWII and built the power grid and Interstate highway system. I'm not 1/2 the person they were but I am 4x the average person today.

    @densonsmith2@densonsmith211 күн бұрын
  • Back in the day, we used common sense and slide rules, now we listen to teenagers and are told they know it "all"! The World has been "DUMBED DOWN"!!!!!!!!!!

    @rustynail6363@rustynail636311 күн бұрын
    • How dare you!!! 🤣🤣

      @nicomeier8098@nicomeier809811 күн бұрын
    • Well your going to get cancelled by people you don't care about.

      @pauldodge1071@pauldodge107111 күн бұрын
    • @@pauldodge1071 * you're 😉

      @ThePhoenix198@ThePhoenix19810 күн бұрын
    • As a 21 year old, I wish I'd lived in those days. People from those times have so much more common sense and general knowledge (of course that's not an exceptionless rule, but still)

      @thearmouroflight6954@thearmouroflight695410 күн бұрын
  • The stupidity of people never ceases to amaze me. They could do it back then because most scientific people could use a "Slide Rule" (read "manual computer") - and they didn't calculate the Gravity Constant in the wrong units.

    @grantmoffat6833@grantmoffat683311 күн бұрын
    • Plus 10% of US GDP devoted to the objective. That might have had something to do with it.

      @byrnemeister2008@byrnemeister200811 күн бұрын
    • I sometimes wonder if some of the people I meet can count to 20 without taking their socks off...

      @AllSortsOfStuff58@AllSortsOfStuff5811 күн бұрын
    • @@AllSortsOfStuff58 You are making a large assumption that, after uttering the term 'Hey, hold my beer!', they still have all their digits.

      @garand43@garand4311 күн бұрын
    • @@garand43 Or their brain cells...

      @AllSortsOfStuff58@AllSortsOfStuff5811 күн бұрын
    • When engineering is done by committee and the final say is given to a corporate politician, this is what you get. It's not that the good people are less capably than they were, more that the idiots have a bigger impact.

      @hellbilly56@hellbilly5611 күн бұрын
  • I need some new conspiracy theories. All my old ones have turned out to be true. Take care all.

    @raymondblanton9749@raymondblanton974911 күн бұрын
  • Thats why theres no flat earthers employee at nasa. They wanted to but theyre not qualified😂

    @rolandoreyes5291@rolandoreyes529111 күн бұрын
  • Flat earthers all around the globe unite :)

    @zaluq@zaluq11 күн бұрын
    • lol

      @ClausKellerman@ClausKellerman11 күн бұрын
    • In the meantime, after vaccination the number of sudden deaths and serious illnesses has multiplied, but it is important to make fun of flatlanders and serve the narrative.

      @zorancvetkovic7204@zorancvetkovic72047 күн бұрын
  • Sadly as someone in my 40's common sense, pride in ones work "despite management" , common courtesy and being humble. I see so many new hires leave because they seem to think they owed a check instead of working to earn a check.

    @220ox7@220ox711 күн бұрын
  • No Officer I'm NOT driving I'm traveling...

    @offpherj7884@offpherj788411 күн бұрын
  • I don't believe that inflation is really at 3 point something percent when my groceries and everything else is up by over 25 percent from two years ago.

    @singncarpenter6270@singncarpenter627011 күн бұрын
    • 3% per what timescale? 3% per quarter, compounded over 2 years, would be 26-odd percent. 3% per month compounded would be more than 42% per year.

      @seamusbyrne7820@seamusbyrne782011 күн бұрын
  • Conspiracy theory? Popcorn time!

    @treadheadpete4770@treadheadpete477011 күн бұрын
  • Prof Claus speak much wisdom without coffee. People today have little peepee, go burp, back in the day, people have big peepee make big boomboom, goes to the moon, HAHA

    @douglasbrock1134@douglasbrock113411 күн бұрын
  • What we have is people with strongly held core beliefs. They will believe any allegation that supports these beliefs, and disbelieve any allegation or evidence that denies these beliefs. Conspiracy theories are the intersection of what some people want to believe and what the theory manufacturer wants them to believe. I think it's tragic that some people put unquestioning faith in word-of-mouth rumors.

    @robdgaming@robdgaming10 күн бұрын
  • Everyone talks about how they got to the moon. About how precise and difficult the landing was. About how little fuel was left in the thrusters at landing. About how difficult it is to dock with the ISS. About how much reaction mass is required to get off the earth, and how exacting the math is to achieve this. About how much engineering went into building the launch pad and protecting the squishy meat bits from the acceleration forces and all that fun stuff. Let me ask one question. How did they get off it again?

    @elLooto@elLooto11 күн бұрын
    • You're kidding right? kzhead.info/sun/bKyKlsWtfnyXh6s/bejne.html

      @uwillnevahno6837@uwillnevahno683711 күн бұрын
    • Much lower gravity and less dense, smaller atmosphere, requires much less fuel.

      @peterwarwyk7860@peterwarwyk786011 күн бұрын
    • @@peterwarwyk7860 How much "less" fuel? What was the fuels actual mass? Not just 'less.' Of course is was less. I would expect it to be something on the order of 1/36th as much, at a guess. How tight was the launch window to dock with the orbiter? A few seconds? An hour? How long did that part of the trip take? 15 minutes? 2 days? How accurate did the docking procedure have to be? Get within 1mm? 1m? 1 km? Remember for this part they arent hitting an object that is many miles across (ie the mun), is only a handful of meters. The Lander did not return to earth. What was the method they used to transfer humans and cargo back into the orbiter? Reach out and grab it? How long did the transfer take? There is a bit of film showing (only) the takeoff from one of the later missions (its in color), and that looks like a single explosion, not a controlled burn. What was the Gforce of that initial acceleration? As I said Ive never seen anyone actually discuss this section of the trip, except in the most broad strokes (like you did). Im not asking because I think they didnt go. Im asking because I dont know, and I think its a rather fascinating aspect (and is also a single point of failure for the whole mission), given how much I do know about things related to it like the rundown we got about how precise docking with the ISS is, and how difficult doing things in orbit, outside the craft, actually is when the guy almost fell off that time.

      @elLooto@elLooto10 күн бұрын
    • @@peterwarwyk7860 The Moon effectively has no atmosphere.

      @uwillnevahno6837@uwillnevahno683710 күн бұрын
    • @@elLooto Maybe you should enroll in a university program that will be in line w/effectively becoming a rocket engineer? you're literally trying to get an entire space program's worth of answers from a youtube channel devoted to pixel tanks.

      @uwillnevahno6837@uwillnevahno683710 күн бұрын
  • The people who believe we didn't land on the Moon are the same people who believe the Earth is round.

    @JohnBham@JohnBham11 күн бұрын
    • explain how we got through the van allen belt and I'll believe you

      @NrthrnKnght@NrthrnKnght11 күн бұрын
    • The Earth cannot be flat......................... The cats would have pushed everything over the edge by now!

      @WOTArtyNoobs@WOTArtyNoobs11 күн бұрын
    • @@NrthrnKnght They flew through the Van Allen belts very quickly and the angle that they went through was calculated to minimize the extent of the dose they received.

      @WOTArtyNoobs@WOTArtyNoobs11 күн бұрын
  • Every time Claus said "straight up" i had Paula Abdul in my ear "now tell me do you really wanna love me forever"

    @marcg6575@marcg657510 күн бұрын
  • Thank you Claus for your content. You have to be my favorite YT CC

    @jerkythebeef8653@jerkythebeef865311 күн бұрын
  • I believe that premium ammo avoider is really Bob looking for the next carry the stupid clip😂

    @t_az3346@t_az334611 күн бұрын
  • The Philadelphia Experiment demonstrates the power of one guy with a typewriter. It's interesting that the ship allegedly involved was transferred to the Greek Navy after WWII and is preserved in their naval museum at Piraeus, in good condition.

    @robdgaming@robdgaming10 күн бұрын
  • “I would go to the moon in a heartbeat, but we lost that technology.” -NASA Astronaut

    @johnQadams107@johnQadams1074 күн бұрын
  • The irony of gullibly believing lies decades old but chalking this decades lies up to scientific ineptness is no end of mirth for me.

    @wobblyboost@wobblyboost10 күн бұрын
  • Mine WG conspiracy... When I activate reserves I get crappy MM, so I can stick it...

    @ivanmarkovic8885@ivanmarkovic888511 күн бұрын
    • lol same goes for me, when i activate a credit booster my games become total trash.

      @tibor1234@tibor123411 күн бұрын
    • Same to me but that is probably just a conspiracy theory

      @Micks63@Micks6311 күн бұрын
    • That's why I do not bother anymore using them. WG takes the win anyway.

      @dottorekaoz8679@dottorekaoz867911 күн бұрын
    • @@Micks63 It is. Play 300 battles with booster(s) and write your average win rate, MM (average tier) and WN8. Do the same without booster(s). Then, after realizing your are an idiot believing WG manipulates ->YOUR

      @crevette_farouche@crevette_farouche10 күн бұрын
  • The government is of the people, by the people, for the people.

    @foofighter01-carx35@foofighter01-carx3511 күн бұрын
    • Uh, step outside 😅

      @RefinedRags@RefinedRags11 күн бұрын
    • lol, sure it is.

      @ZZZardoz762@ZZZardoz76211 күн бұрын
    • That's a good joke 😂

      @kalashnikov1343@kalashnikov134311 күн бұрын
    • thats what it was supposed to be.

      @zaluq@zaluq11 күн бұрын
    • Like a glass coffin. Remains to be seen.

      @picklenhamsolo1078@picklenhamsolo107811 күн бұрын
  • Epstein ended himself.

    @none3763@none376311 күн бұрын
    • no he didnt he is alive in Israel...his mommy is # 3-4 in mosaud..do you really think she would let him die ..short answer NO!!

      @NrthrnKnght@NrthrnKnght11 күн бұрын
  • My conspiracy:Klaus is actually Red Green sent back in time to help fool Dean.

    @charlesvoss9476@charlesvoss947611 күн бұрын
  • Their motivation behind making you believe that the earth is spherical, is to make you stop traveling west to discover new territories and to keep these territories for themselves!

    @ruddersarl7450@ruddersarl745010 күн бұрын
  • Of course there are mice on the moon. It's made of cheese. "Their" motivation is to sell more globes.

    @Mugquaf@Mugquaf11 күн бұрын
  • Imagine setting junior records at the ripe old age of 26 ;) You must be young at heart.

    @diatonicdelirium1743@diatonicdelirium174311 күн бұрын
  • Conspiracy theory will always exist because the mother of fools is always pregnant.

    @bercugiuliano7678@bercugiuliano767811 күн бұрын
  • Tang, the powdered orange drink was invented by NASA, that alone was worth the entire space endeavour. Billions and billions for a powered orange drink.

    @susanvannorden6845@susanvannorden684511 күн бұрын
    • Tang was NOT invented by NASA. The orange breakfast drink was developed in 1957 by General Foods and was available in stores. NASA didn't use it in space until 1962. Didn't cost billions. You just made all that up.

      @MichaelLaFrance1@MichaelLaFrance111 күн бұрын
  • 4 decades ago we had a commercial airliner that could travel a 2x the speed of sound. Can we do that today? Must have been fake!!

    @robdavis3220@robdavis32206 күн бұрын
  • My conspiracy theory is that Dean does actually believe we went to the moon, but `they` wanted Claus to create a 24 minute video that highlighted him and his fake `we didn`t go to the moon` claim.... 🤔

    @tc-ww8ui@tc-ww8ui10 күн бұрын
  • Claus I'm surprised about your skills and talents, you are a very good JFK imitator.

    @kevintamas7164@kevintamas716411 күн бұрын
  • The pyramid we can't build them now, but they exist on our planet.

    @SpybotAF1@SpybotAF111 күн бұрын
    • of course we could build them if we desired, they would cost a fortune though

      @aussiechris9111@aussiechris911111 күн бұрын
  • I firmly believe Sill4ltu is Claus’s son, Claus works at war gaming and rigs Skill’s match making

    @petervenkman7937@petervenkman793711 күн бұрын
  • ask all flat earthers to throw away their GPS devices , because they don't work on a flat earth..

    @robdavis3220@robdavis32206 күн бұрын
  • Conspiracies equal entertainment

    @tallonvexgaming@tallonvexgaming11 күн бұрын
  • It is weird that a rocket landing still tipps over, landing on a flat earth and all.

    @draz1556@draz155611 күн бұрын
    • You see the problem was... As opposed to the earth, the moon is a round object. Which presents a whole lot of different challenges that they forgot to take into account.

      @captain_context9991@captain_context999111 күн бұрын
    • If the earth was flat, cats would knock everything off of it.

      @kens32052@kens3205211 күн бұрын
    • The Moon is not entirely flat. When Armstrong made the first landing, due to them being 'late' and 'long' on the burns, they came down over an area that was strewn with rocks. Armstrong had to take manual control to fly the LEM to a spot with fewer rocks. It's highly likely that the unmanned landers could not see their landing spot and plowed into a bunch of rocks which tipped them over. Armstrong's landing was the smoothest of all. Some of the others hit the Moon with some force and one landed at an angle but survived because the center of gravity and the sheer mass stopped them flipping over.

      @WOTArtyNoobs@WOTArtyNoobs11 күн бұрын
  • according to wikipedia...... 🙂 At its peak, the Apollo program employed 400,000 people and required the support of over 20,000 industrial firms and universities. On July 1, 1960, NASA established the Marshall Space Flight Center (MSFC) in Huntsville, Alabama.

    @garrybrough72@garrybrough728 күн бұрын
  • i would point out that musk has launched his starship 3 times and each time it has improved over the last. for musk, this is a success as each step that caused a problem in the last flight was identified and fixed for the next flight. the 3rd flight successfully made it to a low orbit and performed tests of moving fuel from the header tanks to the mains and open/close payload bay doors. each failure of a step improves the next iteration.

    @davetuttle8861@davetuttle886111 күн бұрын
  • My conspiracy is that people actually think our president has a brain. Yeah he's fully with it all right

    @Dv087@Dv08710 күн бұрын
  • brother 1: we didnt land on the moon brother 2: were being controlled by aliens claus: russian tank cloak of dispersion, winning/losing rng, abnormal low rolling on 'good' non-russian, non-premium tanks :)

    @LowryYT@LowryYT11 күн бұрын
  • So... Nasa cant buld another craft made of cutin rods and gold tinfoil that was twice the thickness of housold renolds wrap and could contain 14.6lbs per square inch of pressure inside the craft against a total vacumme -12 torr outside the craftlike they did in the 60's is absurd. I suppose Ford could not build model A exactly the way they did in 1900 using the exact bluprints and machinery, because we are too technically advanced in 2024 to replicate the simple machinery and tools to do it. 😅

    @neoladams8519@neoladams85199 күн бұрын
  • Its also a plot by WG to make us believe the game is still popular by spitting out new content.

    @DevilsCrown@DevilsCrown11 күн бұрын
  • The conspiracy theory that interests me concerns James Vincent Forrestal, the last Cabinet-level United States Secretary of the Navy and the first United States Secretary of Defense. He died after jumping out of an 16th-floor window at Bethesda Naval Hospital in Washington, D.C., on May 22, 1949. Forrestal met President Truman and science administrator Vannevar Bush in September 1947 and was asked to create 'Majestic Twelve' (MJ-12) a fully funded and operational intelligence agency dealing with the UFO issue. Forrestal was the US Secretary of Defense from 17 September 1947 (several weeks after the Roswell UFO crashes) until his declining mental health caused President Harry Truman to ease him out of office in early 1949. Forrestal, a former highly respected Secretary of the Navy, had shown no signs of mental instability until the day of his crucial meeting with Truman in the Oval Office on 24 September 1947 shortly after his promotion. After the meeting, Forrestal went out and immediately bought a Smith and Wesson revolver. Forrestal's mental state deteriorated further. In early 1948, around the time of the Aztec, New Mexico, UFO crash retrieval incident, his aides noticed nervous mannerisms. In March 1948, an unidentified aerial craft was said to have made a controlled landing in Hart Canyon, which is 12 miles northeast of the city of Aztec, New Mexico. According to reports, the craft was an impressive 99 feet (30 meters) in diameter, making it one of the largest UFOs to date. Inside the craft, sixteen humanoid bodies were allegedly discovered by the military. However, the Aztec crash appeared to be a hoax. Forrestal's paranoia intensified, and he believed he was being followed and that his phone was tapped. According to Forrestal, the US Air Force captured a live alien. The alien was taken to a hospital and as the leader of MJ-12, Forrestal visited the hospital to see the creature. He believed that the alien tried to communicate with him, but later died. Suspicions persist that he knew something about UFOs that the government was concealing. Nothing else was known until Forrestal jumped (or was pushed) out of the window at Bethesda. He died instantly. Was he murdered to keep it secret that the US Government did have a UFO? or was he under so much strain that he cracked and killed himself? We do not know, They did name a US Aircraft Carrier after him. The first supercarrier was CVA-59, USS Forrestal. She was the first carrier designed to carry Jets and also the first to carry nuclear weapons in her magazines.

    @WOTArtyNoobs@WOTArtyNoobs11 күн бұрын
  • I believe wargaming hates me, my fully aimed shots miss or don't pen a lower tier tank but they can snap me at full speed on only weak spot in turret.

    @pzflo@pzflo11 күн бұрын
  • Ben Rich the former head of Lockheed Skunkworks once stated "We now have the ability to take ET home." The US govt denies that this technology exists.

    @rileylamb3025@rileylamb302511 күн бұрын
  • To the flat earthers, do you ever look into the sky at night? What do you see? Thousands of stars. How many look flat to you? Do you think that every star in the sky is a sphere, but magically we live on the only flat one? Just asking questions.

    @robbyrocksoo@robbyrocksoo11 күн бұрын
  • So Klaus, you believe in the moon landing because you saw it on TV?

    @rilson80@rilson8011 күн бұрын
    • no we believe because there are actual objects left on the moon. Objects like the the laser reflector and many others. The reason why we "can't" go to the moon now, it's because there is no political reason. Back in the 60s US wanted to prove something to the USSR at all costs.

      @silimarina.@silimarina.11 күн бұрын
    • LOL...brilliant. YES, HE DOES:) live broadcast from the Moon in late 60ties when a laptop sized computing power was the size of a house:)

      @hrram3414@hrram341411 күн бұрын
    • @@hrram3414 Live image and sound transmission from unmanned probes, from the moon, is still very difficult and debatable, today in 2024. due to radiation and interference from space... But I would like him to explain to me the success of the Apollo mission, and the Soviet space program was one light-year ahead of the American one.

      @rilson80@rilson8011 күн бұрын
    • @@rilson80 lol no ussr was 10 years behind in 90% of what counted ! in 1960 did you ever see the nuke rockets the ussr had in the mid 50's vs the tiny ones we had that could go 3 times as far and hit with in 1/2 mile vs the 10 miles + the ussr's

      @jgold2813@jgold281311 күн бұрын
    • @@jgold2813 Did you see that on the Internet or did you read Soviet literature? Or even serious American literature on such a program?

      @rilson80@rilson8011 күн бұрын
  • Everytime i have a bad day i watch One of your clips and suddenly i have an amazing day

    @hasseedlund8464@hasseedlund846410 күн бұрын
  • I don't believe Cluas can commentate on a game without going off topic. I'll keep watching because he is funny as fuck.

    @blueandgoldmodels1076@blueandgoldmodels107611 күн бұрын
  • As a many years Kerbal game player i confirm every word you say. Stable Orbit is a very difficult thing. Escape velocity is the key to achieve this. i believe we landed on moon. The key question for moon landing is the BUDGET word only.

    @Gamu13@Gamu1311 күн бұрын
  • Well the difference now is that people were piloting ships to the moon, not completely automated probes that have to land using code which is much much harder

    @magscorch7706@magscorch770611 күн бұрын
  • The Lazer reflector on the moon , if we was not on the moon how did it get there ? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_Laser_Ranging_experiments

    @zaluq@zaluq11 күн бұрын
    • Well most things on the moon got there via unmanned space craft. So thats not much of a mystery. But the original moon landing spots have been photographed by passing satellites several times. Today we have 2 permanently orbiting satellites around the thing.

      @captain_context9991@captain_context999111 күн бұрын
    • Aliens put the reflector, OBVIOUSLY

      @guillermoperezsantos@guillermoperezsantos11 күн бұрын
    • You can believe there is a laser reflector on the moon. But until you go there and see it for yourself, you can never know.

      @johnQadams107@johnQadams1074 күн бұрын
    • @@johnQadams107 You can see it by telescope or measure with a lazerbeam , there is no beliving

      @zaluq@zaluq4 күн бұрын
  • When you look at a pancake it looks like the surface of the moon. So people who think the earth is flat have eaten too many pancakes. 😂

    @Def_01_RG@Def_01_RG11 күн бұрын
  • I could be wrong, but these private space trips.. like the one Shatner took. They aren't even as high as the ISS.

    @Satanic_Disciple@Satanic_Disciple11 күн бұрын
    • Blue Origin reaches a maximum altitude of 329,839 feet (100.5 kilometers) during their suborbital flights. This altitude corresponds to the Kármán Line, which is commonly recognized as the boundary of space. At this height, the rockets experience weightlessness, allowing passengers to briefly float. The ISS orbits Earth at an average altitude of 248 miles (400 kilometers). It circles the Earth approximately every 93 minutes, completing 15.5 orbits per day.

      @WOTArtyNoobs@WOTArtyNoobs11 күн бұрын
    • Some of actor James Doohan's (Scotty from Star Trek) ashes are on the ISS and he is the most traveled person in the history of spaceflight, dead or alive!

      @WOTArtyNoobs@WOTArtyNoobs11 күн бұрын
    • @@WOTArtyNoobs ok so I was right, they don't get as high as ISS. I knew Scotty was on the ISS :D

      @Satanic_Disciple@Satanic_Disciple11 күн бұрын
  • Flatbrains must consider the fact that the Russians was going to be the first to debunk it if it was not true. Also... yep... the tons of physical evidence, here on earth, and, yep, there on the moon.

    @siduspulverem2001@siduspulverem200111 күн бұрын
  • In project Manhattan, 150 000 people didn't know what are there building. Only small amount of the people ney. The build nuclear bomb.

    @jankokis3037@jankokis303711 күн бұрын
    • 80 years later it’s pretty clear what was going on. A massive number of books written. Films made etc. You might be able to keep it quite for a couple of years but not for decades.

      @byrnemeister2008@byrnemeister200811 күн бұрын
    • Yes, i think its called compartmentalisation. Plus most people dont care, they just want a pay check and to follow easy orders. Look, Claus is not that wise of a man, he is well informed on some aspects, but he is foolish enough to think that most people are well meaning.

      @user-fz2qw5li6g@user-fz2qw5li6g11 күн бұрын
    • ​@@byrnemeister2008 there is a video of Neil Armstrong, if i remember correctly, where he clearly says we never went there

      @user-fz2qw5li6g@user-fz2qw5li6g11 күн бұрын
    • ​@@byrnemeister2008 Plus, you forget one thing, in the case of the landings, most people want to belive we went there, so even if strong proof did come out, many people would reason to themselves why it was true. A confortable lie is more pleasant to most people than an inconveniente truth. In case of the Manhattan project, it came out couse the lie of keeping it hidden wouldnt have served many. Anyways, in the end who cares? How dose landing on the Moon actualy change your life? You dont have enough money to get there yourself, in short its irrelevant and a waste of time for most of us to discuss

      @user-fz2qw5li6g@user-fz2qw5li6g11 күн бұрын
    • @@user-fz2qw5li6g There is a video of your brain running away from your skull

      @guillermoperezsantos@guillermoperezsantos11 күн бұрын
  • Your story reminded me of when I was an apprentice at the time the UK converted to decimal and I worked at a company that made very big industrial bottle washers for the dairy industry. One guy marked off and fitted all the bearing housings at one side of the machine using metric bearings and measurements and another guy did the other side of the machine using imperial, but I don't think it was a conspiracy.

    @JohnBurnet1@JohnBurnet111 күн бұрын
  • The earth isn't flat, it's a triangle, the sun is flat

    @alexjust3407@alexjust340711 күн бұрын
  • Claus you should here the "flat earth" people's explanation for the sun and moon's movements (rising and setting). It takes more mental gymnastics to make that make sense then to just believe the earth is round.

    @michalotto5444@michalotto54449 күн бұрын
  • Cud be that Prem. Ammo Avioder play wot from Moon😂

    @josiptijanic7389@josiptijanic738911 күн бұрын
  • The amount of people I went to high school with that are "conspiracy, flat earth, moon landing" people is alarming. 35 years after high school you go nuts.

    @Phatzo1000@Phatzo100010 күн бұрын
  • "They" are Big Avocado - the Avocado Industrial Complex! How else do you explain "avocado toast" - that can't be 'real' or 'popular' - but THEY want you to believe that!

    @alanfindlay3233@alanfindlay323311 күн бұрын
  • I had meet many people under 40 don't believe we landed to the moon.

    @ivang97997@ivang9799711 күн бұрын
  • If the earth is flat then all the satellites are held in place by sky hooks!

    @sayerrobin@sayerrobin11 күн бұрын
    • Satellites are balloons kzhead.info/sun/l7ipe7iLbZqjlXk/bejne.htmlsi=fmXXyftup7P2OJum

      @halford85hv@halford85hv11 күн бұрын
    • Great band. Living in the seventies was the first album I ever bought.

      @666Wizardsleeve@666Wizardsleeve10 күн бұрын
  • "They" needed for the people to believe that the intercontinental missiles they were developing were for lunar travel, to date many still believe. "They" were also beginning to develop the militarization of the orbital atmosphere, a program that has only in the last few years been exposed. "They" regularly acquire funds from the US budget under false pretense. "They" range from private military contractors to the alphabet government agencies, usually working in conjunction with each other.

    @PolionL@PolionL11 күн бұрын
  • I think that deer that don't cross the roads at deer crossings can't read the signs properly and need to be better educated.

    @troyzimmerman4120@troyzimmerman41209 күн бұрын
  • Buzz Aldrin used to carry around the game of mastermind wherever he went trying to get people to play him. One day he taught me when I was just a kid and I beat him. I think I played him several times and was undefeated. Therefore, I must concede, we did not go to the moon. 8)

    @glenndicus@glenndicus11 күн бұрын
  • If you think that we landed on the moon in a tweaker’s tree fort, then you are very special.

    @johnQadams107@johnQadams1074 күн бұрын
  • The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe.

    @Quenstar@Quenstar11 күн бұрын
    • Isn't that supposed to be "round the disc"?!

      @WOTArtyNoobs@WOTArtyNoobs11 күн бұрын
  • Neil Armstrong never said that he walked on the MOON !

    @SirJamez62@SirJamez6211 күн бұрын
  • Our good friends , the Russians and Chinese have orbited the moon with imaging satellites that could prove that we never landed and left craft parts on the moon.

    @joephysics5469@joephysics546911 күн бұрын
    • I believe the images shown from the first landing on the moon includes a Soviet satellite flying across the background.

      @simonkevnorris@simonkevnorris11 күн бұрын
  • JFK is alive, and is now called Claus Kellerman.

    @johncodmore@johncodmore11 күн бұрын
  • Geez Klause - you have the greatest bunch of viewers anywhere! Definitely a smart bunch of smart asses !

    @jamesditsworth3845@jamesditsworth384511 күн бұрын
  • Bigfoot is tall and wide, but not very thick. This is why when he senses someone is watching him or taking a photo, he turns to the side making it difficult to get a good description or image. The Flat Bigfoot Conspiracy is real.

    @JohnBham@JohnBham11 күн бұрын
    • "Maybe bigfoot is blurry" -Mitch Hedburg

      @ghettostreamlabs5724@ghettostreamlabs572411 күн бұрын
  • The answer is in the thought. We used to make things to repair. Now we make them to replace. I'd suggest one approach leads to being able to do anything and the other makes life easier for a few.

    @paulfountain1364@paulfountain136411 күн бұрын
    • I grew up with eccentric wonders, who could do anything, with next to nothing. There were also those who vigorously insisted on the facts, only to have been found woefully ignorant later. Anyone would question anything we are 'told' these days, it's sensible and a sign of sad times. That's why we are struggling now. The critics won and we all know, they make nothing happen.

      @paulfountain1364@paulfountain136411 күн бұрын
  • You’re 100% right. Everything is way too complicated (and expensive) now. Hell even refrigerators are computer controlled and purposely designed by planned obsolescence.

    @Blackcloud_Garage@Blackcloud_Garage11 күн бұрын
  • Watched the space shuttle launch in 85, one of the coolest freaking things I've ever seen.

    @MichaelJSmith-us9cg@MichaelJSmith-us9cg11 күн бұрын
  • It took a giant rocket to break earth's gravity. Based on basic math it should have taken a 1/6 scale rocket to break the moon's gravity, yet there was no such rocket, the lander did not have a sufficient engine nor fuel supply. Perhaps we could discuss the weight that the battery would have had to have been to keep all of the electronics working to supply enough power not only to keep the module running but also the power that would have been needed to send radio and video signals back to the earth. In the words of a famous Vulcan, illogical.

    @PolionL@PolionL11 күн бұрын
  • The earth is actually a disk spinning on the backs of 4 giant elephants who stand Great A'tuin the giant turtle.

    @springfield4522@springfield452210 күн бұрын
  • If earth were flat, radio tower technology & costs would be much different. There would be no radio horizon.

    @brucegoodwin634@brucegoodwin63411 күн бұрын
  • My slightly entertaining conspiracy theory: All foreign chinese restaurants are franchise branches, funded by the chinese government. The restaurants are part national-level unions (secretly handled in the embassy).When a chinese immigrant comes to a new country, they go to their embassy and theyre directed to one of their restaurants for financial security and to get them rooted in. If a business man wants to open a new chinese restaurant he has to pay dividends or the ccp sends their 'black-suit businessmen' to close them down... and whacks them!

    @LowryYT@LowryYT11 күн бұрын
  • Everything today is designed to be cheap and disposable not fixable.

    @kens32052@kens3205211 күн бұрын
  • That comment about slide rulers to calculate logarithms made the point, because now math is racist and all we could do is singing "Stuck in the Middle with You".

    @andrzejdemski5980@andrzejdemski598011 күн бұрын
  • The music or rock was very good in the 60's and 70's. So why is it we cannot have that same talent to produce the good music again? I mean, we have more technology, however, zero talent.

    @patricksottek5913@patricksottek59138 күн бұрын
  • Birds Aren't Real is my favorite!

    @Sikm8Fully@Sikm8Fully11 күн бұрын
    • You think that's bad, I'm Australian, apparently we don't exist either.

      @pauldodge1071@pauldodge107111 күн бұрын
  • If you can't aim now, how did you ever learn to aim back then?

    @scottfarrar8661@scottfarrar866111 күн бұрын
  • The wildest one I have heard in person, from a teacher no less, is that the earth is hollow and his proof was that google earth showed the poles as if they were very badly photoshoped where apparently the entrances to the hollow earth were.

    @yiannismihail@yiannismihail11 күн бұрын
  • thousands of years ago humans built the remarkable pyramids and we aren't 100% sure on how they did it and not 100% sure we could do it now even with modern technology, so why not we go to moon 50 years ago but struggle now, with modern technology

    @erikmattson875@erikmattson87511 күн бұрын
  • Claus, sometimes you think just to complicated. Why they want you to believe the earth is a sphere? Come on, thats pretty easy. They sell globes.

    @camiro66@camiro6611 күн бұрын
  • And do you even know when, how and why the term "conspiracy theory" was born?

    @rilson80@rilson8011 күн бұрын
    • No, he doesnt, but he is just usual brainwashed westerner, just more inteligent then average, but still without context and understanding of system we are living in:-)

      @TrojanowskiCZ@TrojanowskiCZ11 күн бұрын
    • It was made to discredit truh sayers whatever if i remember correctly by CIA

      @Micks63@Micks6311 күн бұрын
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