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Trump Needs $454 Million, Fast | Why Nikki Haley Is Holding On | A “Total Genius” Speaks At CPAC

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
2024 ж. 25 Ақп.
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Donald Trump must come up with hundreds of millions of dollars before he can appeal the ruling in his New York civil fraud case, his GOP primary opponent is staying in the race despite losing her home state of South Carolina, and the former president defended his mental acuity in a speech to conservatives.
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  • Say no to rapists Say no to traitors Say no to fraudsters Say no to liars Say no to cheats Say no to conmen Say no to dictators

    @54mgtf22@54mgtf222 ай бұрын

    • Thieves..

      @novampires223@novampires2232 ай бұрын

    • Say no to allies of putin who quot hitler.

      @MadHax-wt5tl@MadHax-wt5tl2 ай бұрын

    • And narcissists, sociopaths, criminals, misogynists, losers...

      @breal7277@breal72772 ай бұрын

    • And, you can do it all with just one 'no'!

      @dianneforit5409@dianneforit54092 ай бұрын

    • Say no to genocide enablers.

      @elihan9@elihan92 ай бұрын

  • Biden's economy must be great if trumpers can fork over $399 for a $12 pair of shoes.

    @trevordodge7547@trevordodge75472 ай бұрын

    • Most underrated comment in this section.

      @davidanderson_surrey_bc@davidanderson_surrey_bc2 ай бұрын

    • The best quality from China. If they ship at all.

      @treetopjones737@treetopjones7372 ай бұрын

    • @@treetopjones737 no be racist china strong country america strong if vote biden China love biden vote him not trump thank

      @AmariKhumalo@AmariKhumalo2 ай бұрын

    • @@AmariKhumalo Sweet. Please don’t feel offended. People make fun of made in China because Trump is always putting China down and then he has all his stuff made there. There is nothing wrong with the Chinese people.

      @Commenting-answering@Commenting-answering2 ай бұрын

    • ​@@Commenting-answeringthe Asians southwest of China are the better Asians in my opinion

      @shutupimstilltalking@shutupimstilltalking2 ай бұрын

  • I think Nikki Haley's strategy is quite simple: If she stays in the Republican primary, and Trump gets disqualified, she will be the last Republican in the primary, and becomes the Republican nominee by default.

    @danieldole9423@danieldole94232 ай бұрын

    • Only if Trump dies. If not he'll come up with whatever it takes to have a sycophant nominated.

      @fillevandefoor6587@fillevandefoor65872 ай бұрын

    • And yet even if he's disqualified, I think Trump's own supporters will write him in and disavow the Supreme Court. I see this big red rubber stamp of FRAUD on his face ever since the NY ruling came out, but that's barely made a dent in his own believers. They made their own bed and they lie in it.

      @lotrfan2023@lotrfan20232 ай бұрын

    • Exactly! Now the only thing left that she needs to happen is for Joe Biden to choke on a sandwich, because if Joe Biden can stand and walk to the podium on election night, she loses, because let’s face it, if you’re too afraid to tell the truth about why the Civil War was fought, then you are simply not fit to be president of The United States of America, because the truth actually matters to most of us. Capeech!😁😁😁

      @theodorehaskins3756@theodorehaskins37562 ай бұрын

    • Honestly I think she's a double agent there to split the vote. If you want to know who's going to win the election, look for the person who doesn't align with the third party. Their vote doesn't get split.

      @DRourkey@DRourkey2 ай бұрын

    • not saying anything that is on either side, but can she win then? maybe? but also on the same thought, the Dem's would have someone else as well putting themselves in the limelight just in case?

      @jerzeyguy71@jerzeyguy712 ай бұрын

  • Forgetting Eric while he’s reading from a list of his own family members is absolutely peak Trump-it’s so on-the-nose that it can’t be real, and yet here we are.

    @carolyntalbot947@carolyntalbot9472 ай бұрын

    • @carolyntalbot947 It's almost as if Colbert's writers have created a new reality. 😳

      @roberthill799@roberthill7992 ай бұрын

  • At Donnie's rallies, they have been removing seats so he isn't speaking to empty chairs, but he's been speaking to empty brains for quite some time...

    @Opus313@Opus3132 ай бұрын

    • See, that's good, right there.

      @NewMessage@NewMessage2 ай бұрын

    • LOL nice.

      @tsarfox3462@tsarfox34622 ай бұрын

    • 👍👍👍👍👍😂😂😂😂😂

      @EarthFlow_erPower@EarthFlow_erPower2 ай бұрын

    • LOL

      @tygrahof9268@tygrahof92682 ай бұрын

    • He loves the uneducated!

      @richardrimbey4378@richardrimbey43782 ай бұрын

  • I can't believe this needs to be said but here goes: when your candidate starts quoting Hitler, they should not be your Party candidate anymore!

    @gamepapa1211@gamepapa12112 ай бұрын

    • Depends on what you're quoting. I'm sure at one time or another Hitler had said "I have to pee"

      @wintertrooper7918@wintertrooper79182 ай бұрын

    • He already had his Beer Hall Putsch ( Jan. 6th. ).

      @treetopjones737@treetopjones7372 ай бұрын

    • good job like you say truth vote biden

      @AmariKhumalo@AmariKhumalo2 ай бұрын

    • Well, we know that but republicans embrace and encourage Nazi ideals. Mom's for Liberty displayed a poster with a Hitler quote and proudly attributed it to him, and repubes count Nazi's among their supporters. They are a lost cause.

      @wtf1185@wtf11852 ай бұрын

    • ​@wintertrooper7918 It is questionable whether Donald Trump read Hitler or knew about Hitler's phrasing. Donald Trump did not directly quote Hitler but Donald Trump did say that Immigrants are poisoning the blood of this quote which echoes Hitler saying impure Jewish blood poisons Aryian Germanic blood. He is an idiot too, so I think he knew and wanted to use it in his speeches but forgot it echoes Hitler later because of all the messes he's caused for himself.

      @Remedy462@Remedy4622 ай бұрын

  • Omg. He had to read off his families names on cue cards and even then he missed Eric and Lara. 😂😂😂a stable genius for sure. 😅

    @reidsusan4@reidsusan42 ай бұрын

    • You'd think at least he'd remember Lara, as she's supposed to be looking after his (somebody else's) money.

      @annphillips1086@annphillips10862 ай бұрын

  • As one of "The Black People," I'd like to release a statement in response to Trump: "What the fuck?"

    @MechakittenX@MechakittenX2 ай бұрын

    • Why not "GFY"?

      @MrAmtrak207@MrAmtrak2072 ай бұрын

    • @@MrAmtrak207Excellent addition.

      @MechakittenX@MechakittenX2 ай бұрын

    • My eyes got so round with rage as I heard that O.O

      @anishia@anishia2 ай бұрын

    • He's an idiot! Did you see JIMMY kimball when Al Pachino was on ythe other night? he couldn't stop himself once he got into his Trump rank.

      @suelewis689@suelewis6892 ай бұрын

  • Every day Nikki stays in the race, the Donald has to waste time, energy, and most importantly, money campaigning against her instead of Biden. So go, Nikki, go! And take TFG with you!

    @laalaa99stl@laalaa99stl2 ай бұрын

    • And she can still raise campaign money ... diverting it out the hands of the Republican party/Trump.

      @laraq07@laraq072 ай бұрын

    • @@laraq07exactly 😂❤🎉 where LaraLee can’t grift it like she did the dog rescue 🛟 & Eric the children’s cancer charity 😢

      @bonniejosavland3227@bonniejosavland32272 ай бұрын

    • Nikki knows she can't beat Donnie in the primaries through votes - she, and her donors are just hoping the courts disqualify Trump so she wins by default. Her campaign wants him in jail more than the democrats.

      @stevens9625@stevens96252 ай бұрын

    • I think she's banking on Trump going to jail and winning by default. Unless that "none of the above candidates" contender takes the win 🤔

      @Adam.Langton@Adam.Langton2 ай бұрын

    • She's just as bad as him. But as long as she is still splitting the vote, she should keep going!! (This is what Meatball Ron was supposed to be doing😮‍💨 Nikki is losing but nothing is more embarrassing than being Ronnie)

      @kingace6186@kingace61862 ай бұрын

  • The face of the modern GOP: He stands in front of a roomful of African Americans and he wants to find a common connection to them. Does he speak about an entrepreneurial spirt? Patriotism? Culture? Spiritualism? No, he speaks about criminality.

    @albrown1740@albrown17402 ай бұрын

    • Spot on 👌🏾 Extremely insulated by this dufus and the GOP.

      @ntandosekay@ntandosekay2 ай бұрын

    • For some reason, the skin colour of those in attendance was too pale to have any African genes, more like European, which is why they avoided showing the audience

      @Xiroi87@Xiroi872 ай бұрын

    • @@Xiroi87Kimmel managed to find a clip. It includes chump and the logo behind him before panning wide to the mostly white audience.

      @firstlast-gn5bo@firstlast-gn5bo2 ай бұрын

    • But mostly himself.

      @loranelizabeth9148@loranelizabeth91482 ай бұрын

    • Calling the Central Park Five!

      @DrownedInExile@DrownedInExile2 ай бұрын

  • 4 MORE CENTS!!! 4 MORE CENTS!!!

    @kevindragon3883@kevindragon38832 ай бұрын

    • @GGsan-md8vj* Stormy

      @cotus2408@cotus24082 ай бұрын

    • 2:06 FOUR MORE CENTS! FOUR MORE CENTS! FOUR MORE CENTS!

      @petercolbeysgameshowmania7176@petercolbeysgameshowmania71762 ай бұрын

  • Kudos to the folks who watch Trump's unhinged speeches so Stephen (and others) can tell jokes about him. They couldn't pay me enough.....

    @rpryce2140@rpryce21402 ай бұрын

  • The tide is turning against Donnie... First his wallet, then his freedom! Vote Blue 💙 to give him something to stew about in solitary...

    @Opus313@Opus3132 ай бұрын

    • Do you think these yahoo's are going to nominate him again?

      @starmom4497@starmom44972 ай бұрын

    • YES!

      @Angie2343@Angie23432 ай бұрын

    • Not gonna happen ;)

      @misterdeadbeat4050@misterdeadbeat40502 ай бұрын

    • Re: "Tide turning against Don" -- No it's not, God's still making plenty of idiots, maybe he's emptying out his supply to make room for gamblers or something.

      @econecoff1725@econecoff17252 ай бұрын

    • @@misterdeadbeat4050Russians can’t vote 😊

      @Legend-mg2ry@Legend-mg2ry2 ай бұрын

  • You skipped the best part: the reason he was reading his family members' names off of a note card. The day before he called Melania "Mercedes". It's still better than when he thought E. Jean Carroll was his wife.

    @user-cp5js4lt6i@user-cp5js4lt6i2 ай бұрын

    • 😂

      @user-eg9pz1cy5z@user-eg9pz1cy5z2 ай бұрын

    • Melania asks lawyer what happens to her pre-nup if Donald goes to prison.

      @treetopjones737@treetopjones7372 ай бұрын

    • Omg, for real? 😂

      @solderbuff@solderbuff2 ай бұрын

    • @@solderbuffYep! For real! 😂😂😂

      @DawnDavidson@DawnDavidson2 ай бұрын

    • ​@@DawnDavidsonwhere did you hear that?

      @TheIronMarshall@TheIronMarshall2 ай бұрын

  • He even remembered Tiffany. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 but not Eric

    @tylerkochman1007@tylerkochman10072 ай бұрын

  • Nikki's waiting to replace Prisoner Trump 😂

    @LaSnob711@LaSnob7112 ай бұрын

  • Trump's reality check just bounced❗️

    @Missy-Missy1111@Missy-Missy11112 ай бұрын

    • 👏👏👏👏😂😂😂😂😂

      @dorothyobrien7724@dorothyobrien77242 ай бұрын

    • yes vote biden thank vote biden make america strong

      @AmariKhumalo@AmariKhumalo2 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂😂

      @Mexicobeanpole@Mexicobeanpole2 ай бұрын

  • "I encourage them to do whatever the hell they want" - Donald Trump talking about attacking people delinquent on their bills, unless it's his bills

    @dialNforNinja@dialNforNinja2 ай бұрын

    • good call ! DNN

      @chuyocaca4153@chuyocaca41532 ай бұрын

    • “Please *don’t* be too nice,” Donald Trump said, regarding police transporting suspects

      @babybijou969@babybijou9692 ай бұрын

    • You re a fool... Trump paid that bank loan off without 1 issue ... The bank even spoke in court saying they loved doing business with Trump and they would do again. This is why Biden got elected because people like you get your news from lame talk shows

      @scottpetitclerc9213@scottpetitclerc92132 ай бұрын

    • the only one being 'delinquent on paying their bills' is Trump himself; not a single NATO country falls in that category because this obligation simply doens't exist

      @embreis2257@embreis22572 ай бұрын

    • But they aren't they pay

      @ghighiannemorrison4922@ghighiannemorrison49222 ай бұрын

  • How would I survive a week without Stephen's take on the news?!

    @sterlingbowman6205@sterlingbowman62052 ай бұрын

  • Thank you, Stephen and writers - you make this slow motion train wreck heading to a dumpster fire election a tad more bearable. #VOTE

    @MikeJones-xu3xw@MikeJones-xu3xw2 ай бұрын

    • MAGAts are trying to prevent us from voting.

      @ripmomcovid4678@ripmomcovid46782 ай бұрын

  • Donnie Drumpf: "If they don't pay their bills, then I encourage them to do whatever the hell they want!" Judge Engoron: "Challenge accepted!"

    @gamepapa1211@gamepapa12112 ай бұрын

    • good like you vote biden

      @AmariKhumalo@AmariKhumalo2 ай бұрын

    • 🤣😂😆😅

      @cindyspear5763@cindyspear57632 ай бұрын

    • ​@@AmariKhumalo别忘了把钱都寄给特朗普。鉴于他即将面临的官司，我相信他会需要你们的帮助。

      @gamepapa1211@gamepapa12112 ай бұрын

    • @@AmariKhumalo You make zero sense.

      @Herkimer_Snerd@Herkimer_Snerd2 ай бұрын

    • THIS!

      @nicolemarie8545@nicolemarie85452 ай бұрын

  • 💙NEVER FORGET 💙 ''We don't take an oath to a king or a queen, or to a tyrant or a dictator and we don't take an oath to a wannabe dictator.''

    @waynelynch3862@waynelynch38622 ай бұрын

    • - General Mark Milley 🫡

      @babybijou969@babybijou9692 ай бұрын

    • Blue wave 🌊

      @AnthonyKing0811@AnthonyKing08112 ай бұрын

    • Putin jailed his political opposition, Biden is trying to do the same, only wannabe dictators try to jail their opposition. Stop supporting your wannabe dictator lol

      @drewsimmons1629@drewsimmons16292 ай бұрын

    • yes vote biden thank american vote biden

      @AmariKhumalo@AmariKhumalo2 ай бұрын

    • Let's vote for Biden and keep our border wide open I love when my daughter competes against men and men go into her locker room Vote for Biden!!

      @user-nf1rj5zb3x@user-nf1rj5zb3x2 ай бұрын

  • Stephen ….. Buy a round ofdrinks for the writers! Y’all put forward a Great show!!! Gratitude!!

    @phillipmolis8398@phillipmolis83982 ай бұрын

  • 'Hello, 911? I smell terrible!" Hilarious timing perfect. 73 y0 in Florida loves your work.

    @maureensurdez7841@maureensurdez78412 ай бұрын

  • Remember, if you DO receive those size-10 sneakers, you can say they're size 12 to help you get that loan, or size 8 to help you get that tax deduction.

    @davidanderson_surrey_bc@davidanderson_surrey_bc2 ай бұрын

    • Well done, sir! Very well done! 😂 Shoe-ly one of the best Trump jokes I’ve heard in a while! 🎉

      @01535016151189@015350161511892 ай бұрын

    • Do the sneakers have a special hole or pocket for your bone spurs?

      @gordondean9189@gordondean91892 ай бұрын

    • @@gordondean9189no they have a box for all the “big guys” deferments.

      @user-xg1zp6lw5u@user-xg1zp6lw5u2 ай бұрын

    • Could also do that with your Stormy-mushroom.

      @one-seventh@one-seventh2 ай бұрын

    • Could also do that with your Stormy-mushroom.

      @one-seventh@one-seventh2 ай бұрын

  • I love that Trump has to look at notes to remember his family, and still forgot Eric.

    @ryabow@ryabow2 ай бұрын

    • I mean this is the guy who forgot the name of his current wife while also mistaking someone else in a photo was one of his previous wives. I would imagine the only reason he puts the Trump name everywhere is he reminds himself of his own name.

      @backupplan6058@backupplan60582 ай бұрын

    • @@backupplan6058 😄

      @bcshelby4926@bcshelby49262 ай бұрын

    • Not just Eric, but Eric’s wife Lara who is vying for RNC chair 😂 So he even mentions Jared, but not Lara, talk about intentional slip

      @queenannsrevenge100@queenannsrevenge1002 ай бұрын

    • @@queenannsrevenge100he can get more money from Jared

      @marylhere@marylhere2 ай бұрын

    • He called Melania Mercedes the day before.

      @marycarr4364@marycarr43642 ай бұрын

  • Trump always braggs about not using a teleprompter, but he had to look down 3 times to remember his children's name and still missed one !😂😂.

    @lise1255@lise12552 ай бұрын

  • One thing I do appreciate about Trump being an x president and running for president was the laughter I got from these awesome late night hosts and from the comedians. Trump is the worst human being ever and I hate him, but I love that he provided so much material for the late night hosts that made me laugh so hard.

    @schoo2894@schoo28942 ай бұрын

    • I wish him a truckload of very dry sandwiches... alone in a room without a phone...:)

      @ripmomcovid4678@ripmomcovid46782 ай бұрын

  • I love when Anne Coulter was asked what Trump could do for America and her answer was he could die.

    @KingDuumb@KingDuumb2 ай бұрын

    • I don't agree with Coulter on, well, almost anything, but I do appreciate her lack of filter.

      @terrystickland219@terrystickland2192 ай бұрын

    • Weird day when I agree with Anne Coulter *shiver*

      @InsertUniqueName@InsertUniqueName2 ай бұрын

    • ​@@InsertUniqueName Agreed!

      @lynemac2539@lynemac25392 ай бұрын

  • When Trump thanks his immediate family, he has to read their names off a list - and he STILL can't get it right. Now THERE"S a cognitive test.

    @milosterwheeler2520@milosterwheeler25202 ай бұрын

    • Yep, classic signs from a genius

      @jcv6988@jcv69882 ай бұрын

    • The crap he gets away with!?!

      @marvinmartin4692@marvinmartin46922 ай бұрын

    • Especially when he's pushing Lara as the RNC vicechair to divert as much money as possible away from down ballot races to him.

      @MrHaighahatta@MrHaighahatta2 ай бұрын

    • Don, Laura, Jared, .....Ivanka 🤤

      @baxtronx5972@baxtronx59722 ай бұрын

    • @@MrHaighahatta ikr real subtle as the snake in the garden

      @MrWascally@MrWascally2 ай бұрын

  • "So he's into foot stuff." yoooooo... i spit my drink out

    @tyinva1212@tyinva12122 ай бұрын

    • Sold out? Maybe Colbert and other so so hosts had something to do with it.

      @violetavelarde4319@violetavelarde43192 ай бұрын

    • @@violetavelarde4319 what are you talking about?

      @tyinva1212@tyinva12122 ай бұрын

    • @@violetavelarde4319Derpy says "Derp"...?

      @zenphoenix42@zenphoenix422 ай бұрын

  • The former president should be held accountable

    @yurielcundangan9090@yurielcundangan90902 ай бұрын

    • Accounts Payable even.

      @johnlee7164@johnlee71642 ай бұрын

    • I'm black, and I'm not on your side.

      @ronjohnson21@ronjohnson212 ай бұрын

    • ​@@ronjohnson21Yeah? Well I'm a human being, and I'm DEFINITELY not on YOURS!

      @gamepapa1211@gamepapa12112 ай бұрын

    • Watch jimmy Dore and learn some real news from a real progressive liberal. You sound dumb when you just chant things paid distractors want to you to scream

      @scottpetitclerc9213@scottpetitclerc92132 ай бұрын

    • @@gamepapa1211 he wrong you right vote biden thank

      @AmariKhumalo@AmariKhumalo2 ай бұрын

  • FINALLY, a Judge that follows the LAW!!!

    @user-eg9pz1cy5z@user-eg9pz1cy5z2 ай бұрын

    • Honestly, it's incredible that it has to be said. For instance, that judge in Alabama actually justified his decision (in written, the IVF embryo life case) with that he didn't want to "...invoke the wrath of the holy God...", somehow forgetting his legal training to rule by the US law and not by the Old Testament.

      @elisaa9981@elisaa99812 ай бұрын

    • Justice Engoron has put together a judgement that is rock solid and will almost certainly stand up against an appeal.

      @clarencegreen3071@clarencegreen30712 ай бұрын

    • Separation of church and state? *Never heard of it*

      @richborn6700@richborn67002 ай бұрын

    • @@richborn6700 You are being sarcastic, right?

      @elisaa9981@elisaa99812 ай бұрын

  • For those of us with old radiators, that part was HILARIOUS ❣️ 😂

    @user-mf9ij8qi7c@user-mf9ij8qi7c2 ай бұрын

  • Apparently, one exact time, someone called this person "sir." We will never hear the end of it. Good job, valet!

    @susanwallgren1339@susanwallgren13392 ай бұрын

    • He was crying because of his tip.

      @susanwallgren1339@susanwallgren13392 ай бұрын

  • I can almost hear The Late Show staff when they watched that Trump rally speech saying, "Don't say Eric. Don't say Eric... YES!!!"

    @MandleRoss@MandleRoss2 ай бұрын

    • I kinda feel bad for the little reject at this point.

      @somesweetguy@somesweetguy2 ай бұрын

    • you can't blame the Late Show staff for Trump's disgust for his own son. Eric is the product of sex between two of the dumbest people on earth.

      @mARTin4ARTsake@mARTin4ARTsake2 ай бұрын

    • I also kinda feel bad but I can't help but laugh my ass off

      @everythingends555@everythingends5552 ай бұрын

    • When Stephen shows his teeth like that and says Dad? Dad? 🤣🤣🤣

      @jeffd9782@jeffd97822 ай бұрын

    • ​@somesweetguy I seriously thought it was just a meme but man that was pretty cold. Since he's reading from a list that seems personal. It's like Eric is the scapegoat of the family.

      @macmcleod1188@macmcleod11882 ай бұрын

  • I find it hilarious that he had to read his family's names off a list. Like he couldn't remember them. 😂

    @patrickdavis7464@patrickdavis74642 ай бұрын

    • And still forgot one. Lol 😂

      @ernestchamblee@ernestchamblee2 ай бұрын

    • ​@@ernestchambleewell he forgot the werewolf and his familiar (the one he illegally put in a job after illegally forcing the one out that already had the job)

      @Frenchblue8@Frenchblue82 ай бұрын

    • Sad actually...says a LOT!

      @user-eg9pz1cy5z@user-eg9pz1cy5z2 ай бұрын

  • You are on FIRE with this entire segment, I'm gonna go watch it again because it is genius how you tie up all the loops. SOOOOO good!

    @staceymoniz@staceymoniz2 ай бұрын

    • He is not funny at all.

      @coleman19878@coleman198782 ай бұрын

    • YOU are not funny@@coleman19878

      @staceymoniz@staceymoniz2 ай бұрын

    • He's never been funny

      @richard-cf8ce@richard-cf8ce2 ай бұрын

  • man, the writing and delivery are impeccable in this show! hilarious..

    @cartmanbruh23@cartmanbruh232 ай бұрын

  • Pay up Trump!

    @renegade44040@renegade440402 ай бұрын

    • ‘Staggering financial fraud’

      @MarkSav1@MarkSav12 ай бұрын

    • If he has to give up Golf Course*that is where his wife is burried! Talk about a cheap SOB

      @suelewis689@suelewis6892 ай бұрын

  • Ugh. The words 'Trump is appealing' sent a shiver of revulsion down my spine.

    @NewMessage@NewMessage2 ай бұрын

    • Here’s a man, former president Trump, who did nothing wrong - took out mortgages on large properties - pays his bills - pays his mortgages - pays his taxes - pays back his loans to the banks - banks didn’t complain at all - and a judge rules against him for nothing - where’s is the American justice system when none of his lenders complained against him? I hope Trump destroys these people’s lives when he is elected president for the third time. Pure financial assassination based on irrational, unbridled hatred for an innocent man. Both this “judge” and this excuse for an AG are irrevocably insane.

      @rationalistssj6540@rationalistssj65402 ай бұрын

    • Let's hope the presiding judges also have that feeling.

      @AtariEric@AtariEric2 ай бұрын

    • @@AtariEriche will get rid of the judges next & the SC too!

      @bonniejosavland3227@bonniejosavland32272 ай бұрын

    • I just assume it was an auto-correct of "Trump is appalling" whenever I see them.

      @Terastas@Terastas2 ай бұрын

    • “I’m a very _appealing_ person.”😂

      @nikig2382@nikig23822 ай бұрын

  • The shoes still haven’t arrived in the country still on the ship coming from China.

    @ollie6004@ollie60042 ай бұрын

  • The mimic reaction for Eric missing out was classic. That look of 'what about me' had me in stitches.

    @aup10@aup102 ай бұрын

  • Stephen, please stop making us wait so long between shows. I need you in order to not go insane these days

    @thelastobasknight3966@thelastobasknight39662 ай бұрын

    • Ditto!

      @bobbarker1798@bobbarker17982 ай бұрын

    • I second that and agree with you 💯 from Canada 🇨🇦

      @cybercat29@cybercat292 ай бұрын

    • Agree from UK! Wish we had hosts of the calibre of Colbert and Seth Myers to bring these charlatans down a peg or two here.

      @debb6393@debb63932 ай бұрын

  • Did trump really say that "we have languages that no one in this country has ever heard of". This guy is a god damn clown. I cant believe for one minute that he is a LEADING presidential candidate.

    @kellysanchez1000@kellysanchez10002 ай бұрын

    • He's not completely wrong. We have several native languages that are dying out because immigrants swarmed the continent speaking something called "English."

      @pigs18@pigs182 ай бұрын

    • Kelly, I think it says a lot about us, the voters. Maybe too many focus on a candidate’s popularity and not enough on a candidate’s ability to think critically and their knowledge of geo/political positioning and history.

      @mebeingU2@mebeingU22 ай бұрын

    • Whenever he says “nobody knows” that just means he just found out that morning.

      @Kitchdmn3@Kitchdmn32 ай бұрын

    • @@mebeingU2 We can almost blame our obsessions with reality TV. People want to see drama and chaos and these leaders, especially trump, embody those things. Shouldnt be a surprise. Hes a failed reality show host.

      @kellysanchez1000@kellysanchez10002 ай бұрын

    • Yeah - NEITHER CAN HE!!!

      @righttoouropinionthanks4710@righttoouropinionthanks47102 ай бұрын

  • Judge Arthur Engoron is a rock star! 💙👏👍

    @TracyAdams-ry2fc@TracyAdams-ry2fc2 ай бұрын

  • In the immortal words of D.J.T**** "Bing, bing, bong, bong, bang..."

    @ishajac3637@ishajac36372 ай бұрын

  • I wouldn’t even ask him to run a faucet since he doesn’t understand how water and faucets work. 😂😂😂

    @inthevault9603@inthevault96032 ай бұрын

    • LIES, the stable genius knows that water ruins magnets remember? Gotta go, am going magnet fishing...

      @LeafHuntress@LeafHuntress2 ай бұрын

  • That's EXACTLY what my radiator said to me last night - wow, how did Stephen know??!!!

    @eric2500@eric25002 ай бұрын

  • Colbert is always a superior performer. Nothing but love

    @peachjackson3856@peachjackson38562 ай бұрын

    • Notice how he always puts his invisible “props” away. Genius

      @peachjackson3856@peachjackson38562 ай бұрын

  • Colbert continues to save us all from the abyss.

    @donnapido3824@donnapido38242 ай бұрын

  • Tonight has been probably my most favorite ever. I laughed so much that tears were rolling down my cheeks. Everything was spot on for what is occurring right now. MANY KUDOS TO THE WRITERS AND EVERYONE ON THE SHOW!

    @musicinggp@musicinggp2 ай бұрын

    • How many illegal immigrants are you housing?

      @redbear665@redbear6652 ай бұрын

    • ​@@redbear665how many cross burning kkk members are you housing? Do your parents even call you anymore?

      @globaladdict@globaladdict2 ай бұрын

    • ​@@redbear665 Ooh, scarey caravans!

      @lynemac2539@lynemac25392 ай бұрын

  • MY God..... when the guy mentions a kid not even old enough to vote.... and NOT the son who prostrates himself on TV EVERY NIGHT at daddy's feet? How does Eric show his face in that family?

    @josoverthehill@josoverthehill2 ай бұрын

    • For 15 minutes on Christmas Day, after the dinner plates are put away and gifts have been opened, of course. It's no wonder he's an addict.

      @CannotBBlank@CannotBBlank2 ай бұрын

  • This was hysterical!!

    @JudyBurrier-fz1uk@JudyBurrier-fz1uk2 ай бұрын

  • The ban should have been for life many of the New Yorkers have said! VOTE BLUE 2024!!!!💙💙💙💙

    @gwen3010@gwen30102 ай бұрын

    • 3 years is nothing, Jared will be keeping his seat warm.

      @Slo-ryde@Slo-ryde2 ай бұрын

    • How many illegal immigrants are you housing?

      @redbear665@redbear6652 ай бұрын

    • ​@@redbear665You like to copy and paste don't you? Stfd

      @Ceegee-pw8ne@Ceegee-pw8ne2 ай бұрын

    • Vote Blue... For more sense

      @tiki_trash@tiki_trash2 ай бұрын

    • @@redbear665 How many guns do you own?

      @Ceegee-pw8ne@Ceegee-pw8ne2 ай бұрын

  • Wow! What a great "Questioning Eric!" That had to be really hard to bring off... Well done, Stephen.

    @thesoundsmith@thesoundsmith2 ай бұрын

  • That Eric impression was seriously the best thing ever.

    @thatwhiteasianguy@thatwhiteasianguy2 ай бұрын

  • OMG, I had a mouth full of coffee when they cut back to Colbert in "Eric mode"! I almost spit it all over my monitor!

    @TheRedheadBaker@TheRedheadBaker2 ай бұрын

    • You didn't see that coming from around the corner?

      @jordanyoung706@jordanyoung7062 ай бұрын

    • Been there! 😆🤣😂

      @faye2592@faye25922 ай бұрын

  • Ahh Stephen welcome back 🤗 you Sir are the soothing balm needed for all of our aching souls at this moment in time.... You are loved 🥰 Warmest regards from British Columbia 🇨🇦

    @celinadavies@celinadavies2 ай бұрын

    • Cool! From Vancouver. We also need Stephen to defend democracy worldwide because if the orange Jesus gets in it’s over for all of us!

      @kahanasam@kahanasam2 ай бұрын

  • Respect for all the laughs you've provided since I first saw you on the Daily Show, and truly deserve this show... you only get better and better as time goes by. You are always hilarious & classy.

    @Glimmmerra@Glimmmerra2 ай бұрын

    • I was thinking today of how Steven and Evie held so many of us together during Pandemic isolation

      @judithgannon5642@judithgannon56422 ай бұрын

    • ​@@judithgannon5642omg you are the demographic for this show... fearful little lambs hiding in their homes, laughing gleefully at stephen Colbert's un-funny monolog about....... (take a wild gues)...... TRUMP!!!!

      @danb2533@danb25332 ай бұрын

    • @@danb2533 when I was growing up, my father warned me against a couple kids. He said the stupid tend to not know fear.

      @judithgannon5642@judithgannon56422 ай бұрын

  • Colbert is a brilliant physical actor and impersonator. That Eric Trump segment was beyond genius. Actually made me feel a bit sorry for Eric.

    @JR-pr8jb@JR-pr8jb2 ай бұрын

  • "Languages no one in our country has ever heard of." Yes, this is the stable genius half of Americans want running the country.

    @guibox3@guibox32 ай бұрын

    • Maybe Native American languages?!

      @marydunbar57@marydunbar572 ай бұрын

    • Thank about what you just said 😂​@@marydunbar57

      @charlesking5328@charlesking53282 ай бұрын

    • ​@marydunbar57 well, considering the topic is immigration and Trump said "languages coming in to our country". I think Native Americans might agree with him.

      @tigerkoo@tigerkoo2 ай бұрын

    • @@marydunbar57 Yup. The whole purpose of his wall was to keep out the Native Americans.

      @TomF18@TomF182 ай бұрын

    • Bing, bing, bong, bong, bing, bing, COVFEFE!!!!!!!

      @Brian-uy2tj@Brian-uy2tj2 ай бұрын

  • "The greatest enemy of authority is contempt, and the surest way to undermine it is laughter." ~Hannah Arendt

    @hadara69@hadara692 ай бұрын

    • Ambiguous antecedent. Grammatically speaking, the sentence does not make clear whether the laughter would undermine authority or contempt. Please have Ms. Arendt rewrite it and turn it in by Monday at 9am.

      @qqw743@qqw7432 ай бұрын

    • Wow pilosoper😂😂😂

      @hiji@hiji2 ай бұрын

    • Apparently Stephen has never heard of the 8th amendment.

      @johndowney8774@johndowney87742 ай бұрын

    • @@qqw743 You sound triggered, cult45 member...🤭

      @hadara69@hadara692 ай бұрын

    • @@johndowney8774 So you ADMIT your orange messiah is guilty then?

      @hadara69@hadara692 ай бұрын

  • Every time Stephen Colbert is on vacation it feels like an eternity until he’s back! I need my daily dose of laughter! 😂 Also, the end joke of this monologue 😂😂😂

    @NurseCarrie361@NurseCarrie3612 ай бұрын

  • Cheers me up every morning when I look at Trump Debt Live Tracker 🙂

    @mauricehodgson3143@mauricehodgson31432 ай бұрын

  • Donald Luther King?... Was it?... GREAT line! Nice job Colbert & Co.!

    @kooale@kooale2 ай бұрын

    • I think he should have said “Donald Trumper King”.

      @sion8@sion82 ай бұрын

    • 🥰 Chris Christy calls him, “ Donald Duck “, because he * ducked every debate ! 😡😱

      @cotus2408@cotus24082 ай бұрын

    • @@sion8😳 ? !

      @cotus2408@cotus24082 ай бұрын

    • @@cotus2408 What about?

      @sion8@sion82 ай бұрын

  • Stephen Colbert, YOU make this palatable. I never thought I could swallow this crappola. You make it go down easier!! THANK YOU!!

    @samanthamariefreeman335@samanthamariefreeman3352 ай бұрын

    • He forgot to point DJT's ties with David Duke, the Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan... Don 't Klanners burn crosses at night? Well, eventually, not just crosses: it might not be that great to be dark skinned when the Klan is around... Did he spoke about it at the Black Conservative Con?

      @harounel-poussah6936@harounel-poussah69362 ай бұрын

    • A spoonful of sugar helps the MENACING go down.

      @dancepiglover@dancepiglover2 ай бұрын

    • @@dancepiglover😳 ? !

      @cotus2408@cotus24082 ай бұрын

  • Wow! He really did leave Eric out. I always thought that was a meme more than reality but it seems like he is the scapegoat for the family.

    @macmcleod1188@macmcleod11882 ай бұрын

  • This Was one of the Best monologue of All Time. Gj

    @goonsmith2444@goonsmith24442 ай бұрын

  • Stephen, you had me LMAO. Your Eric Trump impression caused me to tinkle in my panties. Thanks so much for the much needed laughter.

    @irenecapozzoli860@irenecapozzoli8602 ай бұрын

    • "Mom,Grandma peed on the couch again!"

      @dennischristopher9952@dennischristopher99522 ай бұрын

  • Beside all the brilliant jokes and talks, as a professional musician I just enjoy and admire the music and the musicians! Every musical insert is like from some CD-recording. Unbelievable! Thank you!

    @musikerman52@musikerman522 ай бұрын

  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so much my sides are hurting..thank you Stephen 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    @stephenlong111@stephenlong1112 ай бұрын

  • I love how he had to look at a piece of paper to remember his own family members' names. Now that seems like a definte dementia symptom.

    @Ceegee-pw8ne@Ceegee-pw8ne2 ай бұрын

  • Good on her. She’s getting better under his skin. She’s not going away and I love it.

    @helnbak9372@helnbak93722 ай бұрын

  • I thank the Gods daily that you are here as one of the keepers of what little sanity this country has left. Laughter truly has no equal for healing the human heart.

    @claireingles-sj6xz@claireingles-sj6xz2 ай бұрын

    • I already dredd the day when Kimmel leaves as well..

      @annemettefrederiksen7751@annemettefrederiksen77512 ай бұрын

    • @@annemettefrederiksen7751At least John Stewart is back, if only for one night per week of laughter, sanity and tears.

      @zebrazagadore4827@zebrazagadore48272 ай бұрын

    • @@zebrazagadore4827 Yes but im awfully angry at him for his equivalence of the Mango Mussolini and the president as if they are just 2 old geezers doing old men stuff...Not cool ,but yes, im all in anyway...Cant survive another 4 years of dictator looser..

      @annemettefrederiksen7751@annemettefrederiksen77512 ай бұрын

    • Donald Trump does not have the money he would have to sell everything even his underwear and some donations from dumb people if they do

      @Kasim.soul.smooth@Kasim.soul.smooth2 ай бұрын

  • Colbert has the air-accordion move down perfectly 😂😂👍👍

    @vstanick@vstanick2 ай бұрын

  • I used to work at a place that employed a lot of immigrants, and a couple of them did actually speak a language which did not have accessible translation services. It wasn't on Google Translate or anything like that. But rather than see that as frightening, why not see it as incredible? The vast array of human experiences can be a wonderful thing. When I hear two people talking in a language I don't understand, I'm not sure why, but it makes me smile and I weirdly feel more at home. I feel like my life is richer and my heart is fuller Having different kinds of people around you is GOOD

    @whatsup968@whatsup9682 ай бұрын

    • This! 🎉

      @kimberly_erin@kimberly_erin2 ай бұрын

    • Really? Would it be correct to assume these are native American languages?

      @DaDunge@DaDunge2 ай бұрын

  • "CELEEBRATE his FINE'S come on " 😂😂😂😂😂, THIS ENtire episode had me rolling 😂

    @akgonen60@akgonen602 ай бұрын

    • I think, somehow, he's going to evade paying up. He'll find a way. Which is why we need to live-stream from all the venues he may use to try to raise capital. I want to watch him trying to haggle the price up on boxes full of tacky shit. And I don't think he should be allowed to delegate the pawn shop visits, either. I want to see HIM saying, "It's got to be worth more than that.." Heh - that could be his next desperate game-show idea. "The Trump Pawn Shop Challenge".

      @batintheattic7293@batintheattic72932 ай бұрын

    • Envious of Trump, these people. They're just celebs, not president.

      @violetavelarde4319@violetavelarde43192 ай бұрын

    • Four More Cents!

      @teamvlcn6820@teamvlcn68202 ай бұрын

    • @@teamvlcn6820 she turned around with tears in her eyes and she said "sir" argarghargharghargh 😂😂😂😂

      @akgonen60@akgonen602 ай бұрын

    • @@teamvlcn6820” A penny EARNED is a penny SAVED ! “ 😀😂

      @cotus2408@cotus24082 ай бұрын

  • Thank you for acknowledging we (foreigners) to watch your show. I bet there are many people like me who enjoy your talent and the talent of your crew. Have a long life and quip enjoying us. Thank you for everything.

    @-Vim-@-Vim-2 ай бұрын

  • This entire segment was effing priceless Stephen! 🤣🤣🤣

    @mikeduplessis8796@mikeduplessis87962 ай бұрын

  • Lovely! We love your rant! Your comedy wins out every time! You hit the mark! Kudos!

    @user-vk7cp1op9p@user-vk7cp1op9p2 ай бұрын

  • That Eric impression was absolutely hilarious! More, please!

    @ianmiller6040@ianmiller60402 ай бұрын

  • "(They) feel discriminated like me." Damn Donny...just damn! 😂😂😂

    @WednesdaysDragon@WednesdaysDragon2 ай бұрын

  • Omg! He forgot to mention Eric! Bwahahaha 😂

    @j-genx2395@j-genx23952 ай бұрын

    • And Lara, who's supposed to run. RNC!!

      @tolerance2024@tolerance20242 ай бұрын

    • @@tolerance2024 yep U r right! How funny! 😆

      @j-genx2395@j-genx23952 ай бұрын

  • Don mentioned his son Uday, but forgot Kusay. Classic !!!

    @curtzobeck7994@curtzobeck79942 ай бұрын

    • Don't forget he had to read the names off of a cue card.. And he still forgot the werewolf and his familiar Smh

      @Frenchblue8@Frenchblue82 ай бұрын

    • Don't worry donnie..........once you're locked up, the good people of this country will forget you too! Guaranteed!

      @mackydog99@mackydog992 ай бұрын

    • 😳 Weren’t they Saddam Hussein’s sons ? !

      @cotus2408@cotus24082 ай бұрын

    • @@cotus2408 Same, same.

      @mackydog99@mackydog992 ай бұрын

    • @@cotus2408 yes

      @curtzobeck7994@curtzobeck79942 ай бұрын

  • Stephen’s impression of Eric had me laughing so hard I started choking!🤣😆

    @TracyAdams-ry2fc@TracyAdams-ry2fc2 ай бұрын

  • Brilliant performance. Also a deeply thought-provoking one in places.

    @JR-pr8jb@JR-pr8jb2 ай бұрын

  • all around the globe indeed, I am watching you the late show from Chile!!!!!!!

    @dbk78@dbk782 ай бұрын

  • Talking to an old radiator!😂😂😂 This episode was extra funny and I needed the laughs!

    @wendylee8654@wendylee86542 ай бұрын

  • WTH is he talking about?!!! Tearing down crosses??? SMH 🤯🤦‍♀️😖🤬

    @babyblue61549@babyblue615492 ай бұрын

  • chitty chitty bang bang another great quote Donald Trump

    @Supermankev2001@Supermankev20012 ай бұрын

  • The fact that trump had to read of a piece of paper his family’s names and still didn’t put Eric that’s quite sad.

    @sharonmoore4381@sharonmoore43812 ай бұрын

  • The food cart joke was awesome from start to finish

    @berlinkozyreva@berlinkozyreva2 ай бұрын

  • “Big demon, strong demon, with tears in his eyes…” 👀

    @LOwens-xf8yo@LOwens-xf8yo2 ай бұрын

  • "As we all know, when you touch a cross, it burns" ~ Trump 💯🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    @helios7212@helios72122 ай бұрын

  • 5:13 Watched this video multiple times for this part. It's just so well done. His face going from just a happy stare to the very sad worried look on his face as he realizes his name wasn't mentioned. Combined with everybody laughing the moment the camera went back to his face as they all realized what had just happened. xD Brilliant. Well performed.

    @nanyubusnis9397@nanyubusnis93972 ай бұрын

  • It's a lose-lose since Nimrod said she will pardon trump if she wins.

    @antiquesrestoration3874@antiquesrestoration38742 ай бұрын

  • FANTASTIC monolog . . . Especially . . . When you do Eric 👏 I laughed so hard and long . . . I almost had an accident. This monolog is a definite keeper💯

    @colleenclements5715@colleenclements57152 ай бұрын

  • Soo funny Eric's dad even mentioned Tiffany Tiffany!!! 5:25 i busted out laughing 😂😂😂. No crisis just lack of infrastructure priority 🇺🇸 His failure during covid is unforgivable.

    @MrMann-vb6xt@MrMann-vb6xt2 ай бұрын

  • "A big strong demon, never cried before ..." I was laughing so hard.

    @robynrussell679@robynrussell6792 ай бұрын
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