Taylor & Travis Celebrate Super Win | Can Lighting Fix Biden’s Age Problem? | Trump Threatens PA

2024 ж. 11 Ақп.
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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce won big in Las Vegas on Super Bowl Sunday, Democrats are panicking about President Biden’s age and mental fitness, and Donald Trump told Pennsylvania voters that their state would be renamed if he loses the election.
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  • When was the last time Trump showed genuine respect for The U.S. military? Furthermore, why would anyone who served in The U.S. military support someone like Trump for President after everything he's said since he 1st ran for the job?

    @jessetorres8738@jessetorres87383 ай бұрын
    • AND IS A F#CKING DRAFT-DODGER

      @jakklump@jakklump3 ай бұрын
    • From the way I understand it, the military doesn't support Trump. They supported tradition. And it's been tradition for military servicemen to vote for Republican. So they're compelled to keep voting Republican, even when the modern Republican Party is nothing short of a clown show.

      @gamepapa1211@gamepapa12113 ай бұрын
    • When is the last time trump showed genuine respect for anything?...besides Kim Jong-un or Putin or Orbán.

      @barryulrich2170@barryulrich21703 ай бұрын
    • why do all liberals look the same 😭😭

      @tyler091503@tyler0915033 ай бұрын
    • it is hard to explain

      @honpot2016@honpot20163 ай бұрын
  • “Grandpa Gets Shit Done” 50 years of legislative experience. Noel Casler said it. Should go on a tshirt

    @lseh4720@lseh47203 ай бұрын
  • The "Transylvania" had me dying! 😂😂 I am from Pennsylvania and I have never heard of anything so ridiculous, no one is changing the name of the state lol.

    @laurag3918@laurag39183 ай бұрын
  • I LOVE that Biden was talking about shrinkflation, the need for greed is killing us and it's great to see the President of the United States actually shaming those that are profiting from our suffering ~ There is HOPE!!!!!

    @MsSusanCunningham@MsSusanCunningham3 ай бұрын
    • Well, if inflation didn't happen and the price was monitored by the government to prevent something like this 🤔 or at least hold everyone accountable for their actions and not just give leadway to your doners

      @javierhenriquez7927@javierhenriquez79273 ай бұрын
    • If you're referring to all the tax breaks Trump gave to the rich then you're right, that was messed up, and he's promising to give them even more if he's given the chance, that's why it's so refreshing to hear Biden addressing the issue of shrinkflation, he's at least aware of the issues unlike Trump who doesn't care at all about the hardships people endure as long as they vote for him, it's always about HIM, Biden is for the people and it shows!!!@@javierhenriquez7927

      @MsSusanCunningham@MsSusanCunningham3 ай бұрын
    • HE CREATED SUFFERING!!!

      @danaoakton1048@danaoakton10483 ай бұрын
    • Too bad Biden and the Democrats are always asking for MORE MONEY for the same failed ideas.

      @BulboLives@BulboLives3 ай бұрын
  • "Pay up, NATO," said the man who owes Deutchebank $400 million.

    @CraigMader@CraigMader3 ай бұрын
    • Or that begs his followers for money to pay his legal woes.

      @alicewood1665@alicewood16653 ай бұрын
    • And his attorneys millions, and the civil suits millions, and the Russian government his soul, whatever was left of it.

      @kindlin@kindlin3 ай бұрын
    • Lol good one 😂

      @Maimonides19@Maimonides193 ай бұрын
    • Not to mention all the mom and pop businesses! Catch phrase "Sue Me"

      @belindawilliams5918@belindawilliams59183 ай бұрын
    • Said the man who owes E. Gene Carroll 84 million

      @rossburg84@rossburg843 ай бұрын
  • Biden memory is just fine, he is getting everything done, and doing it with that congressional handicap.

    @barbarakender2117@barbarakender21173 ай бұрын
    • Are you really gonna sit there and pretend he's going to make it to the end of the next presidential term? This is about more than senility, which IS a concern still, it's about The Grim Reaper being the deciding vote. We're not voting for either of these old guys, we're voting for which VP will inherit the office.

      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing3 ай бұрын
    • @@WindFireAllThatKindOfThingEh, if Regan did it, no reason Biden can't...... Not like it is ideal but not unprecedented.

      @irtwiaos@irtwiaos3 ай бұрын
    • He WAS that congressional handicap

      @lenawagenfuehr53@lenawagenfuehr533 ай бұрын
    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing yeah, I'll stand and say he's gonna make it for his next full term. He is in good shape and he is in full command of his faculties. And best yet, he is going to kick Stinky's fat ass to the curb. Just watch

      @barbarakender2117@barbarakender21173 ай бұрын
    • ​@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing There is president for a president being picked even though 4 years of service was unlikely in the USA.

      @Bookwright@Bookwright3 ай бұрын
  • Brilliant as usual. "Animals never allow the dumbest ones to lead the pack".

    @StewartKidGriffin@StewartKidGriffin3 ай бұрын
    • BRILLIANT!❤

      @loricatt763@loricatt7633 ай бұрын
  • May we all find something in our lives at least once to celebrate like Travis Kelce.

    @Rugelacharugula@Rugelacharugula3 ай бұрын
  • Biden might be old but dark Brandon is timeless

    @playinglifeoneasy9226@playinglifeoneasy92263 ай бұрын
    • 💯

      @trnharris@trnharris3 ай бұрын
    • 💙💙💙

      @garcia4835@garcia48353 ай бұрын
    • Well said

      @gracemir2@gracemir23 ай бұрын
  • Trump demanding someone else pay their bills is the epitome of irony.

    @freya8133@freya81333 ай бұрын
    • Trump is just reflecting things he has been told twisted into a big stupid lie that his Trumplings feed on.

      @Wildstar40@Wildstar403 ай бұрын
    • D'Orange J Trump; the King of Bankruptcy!

      @charlie-obrien@charlie-obrien3 ай бұрын
    • There are no "bills", that's not how NATO works and hat talking point makes me crazy. What that idi*t was talking about, is the defense budget of European countries being to low and that he fixed that, but that's not true either, the raise in the budget was planned long before he was in office and it still did not really happen. The guy is so pathetic. It's also worth mentioning, that the US definition of "treason" is very specific, but if you consider the supremacy clause (treaties are the supreme law of the land) in the constitution and that the NATO treaty means that an attack against one is an attack against all, not supporting that NATO member could actually be considered treason.

      @vanivari359@vanivari3593 ай бұрын
    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Even ghouliani said he wasn’t paid 2 million by the self proclaimed billionaire/ grifter 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

      @missmarya747@missmarya7473 ай бұрын
    • "You want the US to protect you? Pay up. Preferably direct deposit into my bank account, I got judges to bribe."

      @mindlessgonzo@mindlessgonzo3 ай бұрын
  • "The difference between humans and animals. Animals would never allow the dumbest ones to lead the pack." Holy shit. If that isn't the wisest, most relevant statement I have heard this decade...

    @floridagirl4407@floridagirl44073 ай бұрын
  • It’s nice to hear someone on TV use the correct words to describe the former prez. 8:45

    @justinpk422@justinpk4223 ай бұрын
  • I would say that these people on the right are losing their minds over Taylor Swift, but that would imply that they had minds to lose, so I digress.

    @aggressiveattitudeera887@aggressiveattitudeera8873 ай бұрын
    • I liked the Dak Brandon troll President Biden did after the game. Chef's Kiss on that.

      @Lonewolfmike@Lonewolfmike3 ай бұрын
    • They've lost their 💩

      @Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq3 ай бұрын
    • 😂😂😂😂😂😂

      @marydunbar57@marydunbar573 ай бұрын
    • if the chiefs had lost it would have been taylor swifts fault. the right wing media machine would have been repeating that over and over for days.

      @joeybleu66@joeybleu663 ай бұрын
    • The right is always cancelling stuff they don't like

      @cbeaucrawford@cbeaucrawford3 ай бұрын
  • “The difference between humans and animals is that animals don’t let the dumb ones lead the pack.” -Major Haley, Nikki's husband

    @laalaa99stl@laalaa99stl3 ай бұрын
    • so that is why he is front line infantry.

      @ThatOpalGuy@ThatOpalGuy3 ай бұрын
    • Of note, humans are animals.

      @theVanishingGladiator@theVanishingGladiator3 ай бұрын
    • donate to haley, love to hear her bad mouth trump longer, repubs and demos

      @honpot2016@honpot20163 ай бұрын
    • @@theVanishingGladiator To be clear the real joke reads Republicans not humans but it didn't fit on the card as neatly so they changed it. This is how the joke is told. "What's the difference between Republicans and a pack of wolves? The wolves don't let the dumbest one lead."

      @cre8tvedge@cre8tvedge3 ай бұрын
    • Yep ~ it’s gotta fit on the card! 😁 (thanks for the info) 👍

      @theVanishingGladiator@theVanishingGladiator3 ай бұрын
  • I did NOT panic about Biden’s age. He’s been doing a remarkable job, and that is what counts.

    @charleskramer7062@charleskramer70623 ай бұрын
    • My thoughts exactly. The man is delegating appropriately and that is the hallmark of a true leader...No good leader can do it by themselves, that is why they chose capable deputies.

      @moremiaj4786@moremiaj47863 ай бұрын
    • Age,image. Ringo is 83 and He's Still Touring, Willie Nelson is 90 also Touring, Mick and Keith are over 80, McCartney is Over 80, so why all this " age" thing.

      @richardgann5400@richardgann54003 ай бұрын
    • Hey, he's getting on. But he has Dr. Jill and a solid team with him. And he listens and balances choices.

      @SandraNelson063@SandraNelson0633 ай бұрын
    • Eh, not even I would say Biden's been "remarkable," and I hope he wins again. I'd say that he's been a responsible, fairly average President and that's far more than what Trump ever was as President or ever could be for a second term. Sadly, the bar is that low now: Just be normal and reasonable as leader and you'll be great.

      @BrianLockett@BrianLockett3 ай бұрын
    • @@richardgann5400have you not seen his forgetfulness?

      @eskimoney@eskimoney3 ай бұрын
  • Damn, this monologue was firing on ALL cylinders!! Well done Colbert and team 👏👏👏

    @mattbrander726@mattbrander7263 ай бұрын
    • Transilvania 😂😂😂

      @bernardoheusi6146@bernardoheusi61463 ай бұрын
  • Nikki should've clapped back with, "A.) When it comes to NATO isn't it ironic that he OF ALL PEOPLE wants our allies to pay their debts, when he doesn't even pay his own? B.) My husband is doing something that you were too scared to do and that's serve in the military, President Bone Spurs. & C.) Instead of worrying about the whereabouts of my husband, I think you need to worry more about the whereabouts of your wife. Melania is not even in the military and yet she's STILL considered both M.I.A. AND A.W.O.L."

    @robynsegg@robynsegg3 ай бұрын
    • Sadly, Nikki’s not smart enough to say that. And she’ll gladly be his VP candidate if he asks.

      @kamwickw933@kamwickw9333 ай бұрын
    • Think you should be a political speech writer!

      @maxytwist@maxytwist3 ай бұрын
    • OR! She could just joined the "Where's Melania?" hashtag.

      @gamepapa1211@gamepapa12113 ай бұрын
    • Well said. 👏👏

      @patrich.890@patrich.8903 ай бұрын
    • @@kamwickw933 I would never vote for Nikki in a million years, but if you look at her speeches on these topics from just the past couple of days alone she basically hits on exactly these points... and in a very intelligent and articulate way. Haley's problem isn't intelligence, it's morality and ethics! This tribalistic view that seems to have infected the GOP where white Americans are hard-working patriots leading the world into a new tomorrow while everyone else is a dangerous threat that must be struck down at every opportunity is completely unacceptable.

      @pymarathon@pymarathon3 ай бұрын
  • Trump was on social media yesterday. He congratulated the state of Kansas. Kansas City is in Missouri.

    @alexvaraderey@alexvaraderey3 ай бұрын
    • Kansas City is partially in Kansas and in also partially in Missouri.

      @rootzero@rootzero3 ай бұрын
    • The funny thing is: he did the same once while campaigning in Kansas City. He still hasn’t learned.

      @dracoargentum9783@dracoargentum97833 ай бұрын
    • yes, but the Kansas City Chiefs are in Missouri@@rootzero

      @annasamek5179@annasamek51793 ай бұрын
    • @@rootzero KCKS and KCMO are legally different cities. KCMO is the larger city and has a football team. Both are in what Dolt 45 would consider flyover states, and both with enough rightwing reactionary voters that he can win here without trying. He has no motive to show respect for the Midwest because he will get a slim majority no matter what. Those who don't live in a battleground state don't matter to the Furious Fuehrer. Those who do, he has a limited use for them.✌🖖

      @margaretwordnerd5210@margaretwordnerd52103 ай бұрын
  • Colbert gets the loudest ever applause last night while righteously trashing Trump. Let's do this some more.

    @AlvaSudden@AlvaSudden3 ай бұрын
    • Yawn 🥱 His audience are a bunch of NYC libs. The most insufferable of all Libs

      @afridgetoofar1818@afridgetoofar18182 ай бұрын
  • I had to sit through the Kennedy ad myself, and the whole time I was thinking "You have got to be kidding me".

    @williamcrowe2576@williamcrowe25763 ай бұрын
    • My wife and I were like “what was that all about?”

      @RobertKeilOK@RobertKeilOK3 ай бұрын
    • The ad said nothing about RFK Jr., it just showed older photos from JFK's era. Quit using the Camelot memories to push your deranged ideas.

      @cynthiaoconnor7185@cynthiaoconnor71853 ай бұрын
    • @@cynthiaoconnor7185 Name one of his deranged ideas

      @lukerichardson2404@lukerichardson24043 ай бұрын
  • First I watched Jon Stewart on the Daily show and then switched to Stephen Colbert. 2 lights in this Political darkness we're in are at it again! Beautiful!!

    @Bduh2@Bduh23 ай бұрын
    • 2 very dim lights.

      @maudefindlay3949@maudefindlay39493 ай бұрын
    • How ironic that he has John Oliver tonight as well.

      @rhyancoleman6462@rhyancoleman64623 ай бұрын
    • @@maudefindlay3949 Stinky Don 1946-2024

      @nathanadler8316@nathanadler83163 ай бұрын
    • Don't forget Seth Meyers!

      @arcticgoddess@arcticgoddess3 ай бұрын
    • @@maudefindlay3949 If you think they are so dim, why are you watching?

      @zbagz01@zbagz013 ай бұрын
  • I really wish that the MSM and late night shows would stop mentioning Biden's age but NEVER Trump's age! THEY'RE BOTH OLD, WE GET IT!!! IF YOU'RE GOING TO KEEP CALLING IT OUT, INCLUDE TRUMP TOO! HOW HARD IS THAT?!

    @TurbidTG1@TurbidTG13 ай бұрын
    • My thought exactly. They are helping to keep the focus on Biden's age, but never Trump's, it pisses me off.

      @lorimontcalm9086@lorimontcalm90863 ай бұрын
    • Stewart did that

      @JosephWolfson@JosephWolfson3 ай бұрын
    • ​@JosephWolfson Somehow always the last bastion of truth in news.

      @SageVallant@SageVallant3 ай бұрын
    • I think they need to rub it in , that one is mentally ill, the other is not. One wants to rule over you the other does not. One has done a really good job the other has not. Vote blue , global peace, climate change and everyday America qualities depends on it.

      @joym.4082@joym.40823 ай бұрын
    • Truth! Really sick of it.

      @nsas54@nsas543 ай бұрын
  • Very good argument by Mr Haley: 'animals would never let the dumbest ones to lead the pack'. Let's hope humans show their animal side in the November election 😀

    @patrickdemarcevol@patrickdemarcevol3 ай бұрын
  • Another GREAT show. I'm glad he did the gangsta dialect for mocking T threatening NATO members.

    @-erm2918@-erm29183 ай бұрын
  • “The difference between humans and animals? Animals would never allowed the dumbest ones to lead the pack.” Best quote of the day. Best describe Donald J Dumbdump. 😂😂😂😂

    @JayTee2985@JayTee29853 ай бұрын
    • Tronald J Dump? Trumpty-Dumpty? Trumple-thin-skin? With a stuffed ferret on his head...

      @edeledeledel5490@edeledeledel54903 ай бұрын
    • He was describing the voters.

      @maverick792@maverick7923 ай бұрын
    • @@maverick792 Trump is still the dumbest one.

      @elss8717@elss87173 ай бұрын
    • T-shirt

      @-erm2918@-erm29183 ай бұрын
    • It’s talking about usa as a whole. The country let the dumbest people be leaders.

      @tracim3080@tracim30803 ай бұрын
  • Tonights monolog is particularly done very well! It really takes a lot to make me laugh. At age 70 I've become sullen and cynical because of MAGA and the men behind it going back decades! I appreciate every joke and every political truth. In particular where I involuntarily snort along with a good belly laugh! Thank you so much!😅

    @davesky538@davesky5383 ай бұрын
  • The writers were really on their game for this monologue. Well done Mr. Colbert, on the delivery of these lines, they definitely hit home.👍👍

    @rickbullock4331@rickbullock43313 ай бұрын
  • How can anyone look at the Tangerine Toddler and think "he's my guy"?

    @RomanJockMCO@RomanJockMCO3 ай бұрын
  • I love that quote, "the difference between animals and humans is animals would never let the dumbest one lead the pack"

    @edwardcunha1629@edwardcunha16293 ай бұрын
    • this is a whale xD

      @fabiansauer9188@fabiansauer91883 ай бұрын
  • I'll vote for Biden's ghost before I'll EVER vote for Diaper Don. FDT

    @gregthornton4209@gregthornton42093 ай бұрын
    • 💕❤️💫✨️🌟✨️💫❤️💕

      @rootzero@rootzero3 ай бұрын
    • Damn straight.

      @mellocello187@mellocello1873 ай бұрын
    • why not RFK.You don't have to choose between those 2 crooks .

      @ajparr5585@ajparr55853 ай бұрын
    • because RFK is crazier than the two combined!@@ajparr5585

      @gregthornton4209@gregthornton42093 ай бұрын
    • @@ajparr5585 Maybe because he is a flaming nutcase? Did you even watch the video? His entire family has basically disowned him as, again, a flaming nutcase. Without his name he’d be nobody politically. Is that a reason to vote for him?

      @mellocello187@mellocello1873 ай бұрын
  • 10:09 - Holymotherofsweetbabyjesus that wedding vows crack was one HELLUVA smack 🙀😹 Hell, the entire last three minutes of the monologue was just VICIOUS! I'M LOVIN IT! 😂😭🤣 😻🤩

    @DaellusKnights@DaellusKnights3 ай бұрын
  • Steven Colbert and his writers go from strength to strength. Great lines about t - rump and his ilk.

    @jayrutter6111@jayrutter61113 ай бұрын
  • That wasn't memory loss. That was anger. How dare you? I mean, wtf? I would feel the same if some random person asked me that question. I have a deceased child and I can relate.

    @TheSocratease@TheSocratease3 ай бұрын
    • My son, Phillip has passed on years ago, but it still feels like yesterday. Shame on whoever came with that remark. What is happening to this country where disrespect for the deceased is a Social Media Stab in the back 😢 Shame.

      @JanetBeebe-nh9re@JanetBeebe-nh9re3 ай бұрын
    • Exactly! Biden didn't answer that question not because he didn't remember when his son died, he just wasn't going to justify such a question with a response.

      @KathleenHammett-hr1gy@KathleenHammett-hr1gy3 ай бұрын
    • He said it’s none of their effing business. I agree, pres Biden. I have the same response when appropriate.

      @bettyjones113@bettyjones1133 ай бұрын
    • So very sorry for the loss of your son. That’s terrible.

      @mellocello187@mellocello1873 ай бұрын
    • @@JanetBeebe-nh9reSo sorry about the passing of Phillip. That’s terrible.

      @mellocello187@mellocello1873 ай бұрын
  • Vote for democracy! Thanks

    @moonstoneway2694@moonstoneway26943 ай бұрын
  • Biden talking about chip bags having less chips is the most relatable thing he’s ever said! I’m sick of being ripped off too!

    @Kevmaster2000@Kevmaster20003 ай бұрын
    • then colbert makes some stupid joke about how tootsie roles taste, which has literally nothing to do with inflation The most obvious distraction and downplaying that I've ever seen Colbert's just another corporate puppet and it saddens me

      @ellossszz@ellossszz3 ай бұрын
  • Stephen Colbert is BRILLIANT!!

    @monalisa062656@monalisa0626563 ай бұрын
  • Remember when MAGA railed over Trump "forgetting" everything in depositions for his dozens of cases? Me neither.

    @russellhammond371@russellhammond3713 ай бұрын
    • Thinking E. Jean Carroll was his 2nd wife Marla.

      @Lonewolfmike@Lonewolfmike3 ай бұрын
    • And not being able to answer what year he was married to Marla.

      @gamepapa1211@gamepapa12113 ай бұрын
    • "I can't remember" score board: Trump 2000 - Biden 1

      @flyrobin2544@flyrobin25443 ай бұрын
    • Neither

      @Philrc@Philrc3 ай бұрын
    • Hah ha, good one! 👍

      @F8Tributo@F8Tributo3 ай бұрын
  • The writers are on fire. 😂

    @shtirlh7825@shtirlh78253 ай бұрын
    • ...or from Transsilvania 🦇😂

      @Mondfischli@Mondfischli3 ай бұрын
  • "A big strong country with tears in its eyes came up to me to say..."

    @d.p.89@d.p.893 ай бұрын
  • 10:08-10:09 "He quoted his wedding vows..." LOVE IT!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @plyric@plyric3 ай бұрын
  • 8:40 TFG is three years younger than Pres. Biden (81). Should the worst happen, Madame Vice President would be there - and she's 59 years old. Age isn't the issue here.

    @jalabi99@jalabi993 ай бұрын
    • Right! The continuation of America is the issue.

      @charlie-obrien@charlie-obrien3 ай бұрын
    • YES!!!!

      @arizonaphoenix7932@arizonaphoenix79323 ай бұрын
    • That's the unspoken bit. They're terrified that someone who a) isn't white and b) a woman is so close to the presidency.

      @paulgibbon5991@paulgibbon59913 ай бұрын
    • He very deliberately chose an exceptional cabinet his first weeks in office. We will be better than fine.

      @elenachristian9860@elenachristian98603 ай бұрын
    • @@paulgibbon5991 i see your comment was deleted lol

      @disastermaster1413@disastermaster14133 ай бұрын
  • Trump should stop worrying about where others husbands are and where his wife is

    @zom8680@zom86803 ай бұрын
    • She's probably sleeping in a different room or state. Donnie is all alone with his tiny mushroom at night. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @Lonewolfmike@Lonewolfmike3 ай бұрын
    • I don't think he cares as he's got Habba now.

      @filonin2@filonin23 ай бұрын
    • She’s only a prop lol

      @Bobzt2@Bobzt23 ай бұрын
    • ​@filonin2 does he even have her anymore? Wasn't she fired after that defamation case

      @wintertrooper7918@wintertrooper79183 ай бұрын
    • In a grave at Bedminster golf course alon with documents waiting for a higher bid

      @bettyjones113@bettyjones1133 ай бұрын
  • I love the writers, and Colbert is one of the greatest!!! Thanks for helping me find laughs in such trying times for our country.

    @user-gd2gj9yd6u@user-gd2gj9yd6u3 ай бұрын
  • Glad to see a reasonable light on President Biden.

    @user-qo3jh9mn1t@user-qo3jh9mn1t3 ай бұрын
  • A gentle reminder that Trump is 1) only 4 years younger than Biden and 2) believes World War II hasn't happened yet. Now what was that about cognitive problems?

    @gamepapa1211@gamepapa12113 ай бұрын
    • One is clearly mentally declining more than the other. You know which one that is, but are too tribal to admit it. Edit: Yup tribalism and willful ignorance 👇

      @Riclmnopp@Riclmnopp3 ай бұрын
    • Three years and three months

      @yakbutterfly1@yakbutterfly13 ай бұрын
    • ​@@RiclmnoppI just said it was Donald Trump. Pay attention.

      @gamepapa1211@gamepapa12113 ай бұрын
    • 3.7 years younger.

      @freya8133@freya81333 ай бұрын
    • @@RiclmnoppConsidering that your post is missing some words, it’s no wonder you think Trump is “smarter” 😆😆😆🌞

      @kamwickw933@kamwickw9333 ай бұрын
  • Just watched Stephen Colbert Late Show monologue, and Jon Stewart Daily Show back to back. Laughter is healing.. They are a balm for the soul. Thank you Jon and Stephen! And Jimmy Kimmel.

    @raventree333@raventree3333 ай бұрын
    • And Seth Meyers!!

      @karinmiller1821@karinmiller18213 ай бұрын
    • They are all great, except for that Fallon guy. Loving Jon Stewart coming back this year even if it is only one day a week.

      @arellatikvah@arellatikvah3 ай бұрын
    • ​@@arellatikvahyou are so right about Fallon! He is so talented, and he has the Roots as his house band, yet his show is pedestrian and mediocre at best.....Sad😢

      @traceythompson1092@traceythompson10923 ай бұрын
  • When Travis sang viva Las Vegas that was the worst Elvis impersonation 😂

    @henrydawkins1335@henrydawkins13353 ай бұрын
    • Also, he should probably leave the singing to Taylor.

      @RobertKeilOK@RobertKeilOK3 ай бұрын
    • Or I'm going to Disney world ​@@RobertKeilOK

      @henrydawkins1335@henrydawkins13353 ай бұрын
    • Yeah, but they’ll never forget it, Lol!😆

      @yvonnelewis4888@yvonnelewis48883 ай бұрын
  • Great writers on this show and as always... delivered expertly. Better than the news!

    @Echiya@Echiya3 ай бұрын
  • Maybe Trump should start answering where he's hiding Melania first before he starts asking where other people's spouses are.

    @gamepapa1211@gamepapa12113 ай бұрын
    • He isn’t hiding her, she’s hiding from him.

      @Bob61944@Bob619443 ай бұрын
    • Love this ❤

      @nursejackie4454@nursejackie44543 ай бұрын
    • Every accusation is just a confession with Trump

      @angiebear8727@angiebear87273 ай бұрын
    • Trump is not smart enough to actually come up with inventive insults or dirt. All of his insults are projection, all of the dirt he brings up on anyone is a confession.

      @zotha@zotha3 ай бұрын
    • Love from a sub but definitely a tough reqt for them for the next period

      @jeremycurtis2334@jeremycurtis23343 ай бұрын
  • "Do whatever the hell you want!" Was the major point of Trump's Helsinki meeting with Putin.

    @genomitchalinni8106@genomitchalinni81063 ай бұрын
    • How soon we forget

      @tonyh8510@tonyh85103 ай бұрын
    • “We still good on the kompromat?”

      @Rugelacharugula@Rugelacharugula3 ай бұрын
    • In December 1986 he was given a tour of Russia. In January 1987 he published a letter stating that we should stop funding support of NATO. He has been in the bag for a long time.

      @randyronny7735@randyronny77353 ай бұрын
  • Ohhhhh if ONLY someone at that rally had immediately cried out “Where’s Melania?!”

    @willdickinson4177@willdickinson41773 ай бұрын
    • They'd probably have got hurt if they had 🤕

      @annphillips1086@annphillips10863 ай бұрын
    • 🤣🤣🤣

      @gothmaria2252@gothmaria22523 ай бұрын
  • Nikki should have asked in her campaign stump, " Where is Melania?"😅

    @user-xf4oo3bw7r@user-xf4oo3bw7r3 ай бұрын
  • "Never come to help or support you. Do you something that's actually sweet? He quoted his wedding vows." Savage AF!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @Beginstheman@Beginstheman3 ай бұрын
  • A big country came up to me and said Sir, With tears streaming down its mountains.

    @OtayBuckwheat@OtayBuckwheat3 ай бұрын
  • This is SO spot on! You nailed it, Team Colbert 🙌😆😂🤣👍👍

    @rhymeswithsomethingy4766@rhymeswithsomethingy47663 ай бұрын
  • One of the best-written monologues ever.

    @johnnielsen7413@johnnielsen74133 ай бұрын
  • The best thing about Michael Haley’s epic clapback tweet to Trump, is how many news agencies he tagged. We’ll see which ones have the brass ones to cover it 😂

    @babybijou969@babybijou9693 ай бұрын
  • "Melania joined the National Guard" had me in stitches!! She'll appear on the campaign trail only when Donnie pays for it, as provided by the new pre-nup she negotiated.

    @jpdemer5@jpdemer53 ай бұрын
  • "You gotta seal the envelope somehow" will somehow remain with me every time I see an unsealed envelope.

    @Hailstormand@Hailstormand3 ай бұрын
  • "Count Dragula?" : D I love it!!

    @bluegreenglue6565@bluegreenglue65653 ай бұрын
  • American History, American laws, NATO, women... Donald Trump doesn't know or respect all of it/them. Nothing new, just worst. Great monologue by Stephen Colbert & the writers, as always. Merci. 🇫🇷❤️🇺🇲

    @souhilabouchareb9386@souhilabouchareb93863 ай бұрын
    • Spread it around Trump is a Fascist Criminal and needs to be arrested and Tried on All of Federal 91 Indictments!

      @kellibarnhouse6160@kellibarnhouse61603 ай бұрын
  • Colbert hits a homerun with his appproach to the Hur report.

    @edwardallenthree@edwardallenthree3 ай бұрын
  • Travis should leave the singing to his girlfriend.😂😂😂

    @radicalross7700@radicalross77003 ай бұрын
  • “TRANSYLVANIA!” - I WAS LAUGHING FOR 20 MINUTES!

    @MRAustismCFEpilepsy@MRAustismCFEpilepsy3 ай бұрын
  • On the night that John Stewart did a both side segment about Trump and Biden, Colbert made it clear what’s the difference between These two. Thank you Stephen.

    @ariaafshar4212@ariaafshar42123 ай бұрын
    • I dunno, I think Jon made some great points himself. He did also clarify that one is just old while the other is old AND under 91 indictments - so I think he was fair.

      @Rhov9@Rhov93 ай бұрын
  • Did you ever see that picture of Melania beaming admirably at Justin Trudeau, behind Trump's back?

    @F8Tributo@F8Tributo3 ай бұрын
    • 😂🤣🇨🇦🤣😂

      @ej3016@ej30163 ай бұрын
    • Actually, wasn’t there another one with her gazing at Putin?

      @andyevans2336@andyevans23363 ай бұрын
    • Maybe it was that body double that we have heard about in the past

      @tammileroux3329@tammileroux33293 ай бұрын
  • Call me old fashioned, but I’m going to vote for the “sympathetic elderly man” over the unsympathetic elderly man.

    @dafttool@dafttool3 ай бұрын
  • I needed a good laugh! Felt sooo good!

    @rosaromeroguiance3497@rosaromeroguiance34973 ай бұрын
  • “Transylvania.” Brilliant.

    @karinmiller1821@karinmiller18213 ай бұрын
  • I seriously love when they let Biden be Biden. Dark Brandon for the win!

    @AdventureLifeGirl@AdventureLifeGirl3 ай бұрын
  • I lolled at the Qanon Pizza Party gag. Been a long time since that happened on Colbert. And then it happened AGAIN when Melania joined the National Guard!1

    @Cancun771@Cancun7713 ай бұрын
  • Never knew Biden was a troll 😂 "just like we drew it up"

    @mayac8985@mayac89853 ай бұрын
    • Biden was always lightly trolling, but you'd need to knowv1940-50 slang to get it and the age gap is just too wide. Most of his jokes have Double meaning if you grew up close to that time. I didn't get slang til the 80's but there were plenty of old folks to translate at that point.

      @arnezbridges93@arnezbridges933 ай бұрын
    • Biden was always lightly trolling, but you'd need to knowv1940-50 slang to get it and the age gap is just too wide. Most of his jokes have Double meaning if you grew up close to that time. I didn't get slang til the 80's but there were plenty of old folks to translate at that point.

      @arnezbridges93@arnezbridges933 ай бұрын
    • Gentle reminder that the man grew up in Scranton, PA. He can dish it out if he needs to.

      @gamepapa1211@gamepapa12113 ай бұрын
  • He asks " Where is Nikki's husband " how about where is Melania.

    @tomrunning357@tomrunning3573 ай бұрын
    • Just another instance of accusing everyone else of what he is guilty of.

      @mellocello187@mellocello1873 ай бұрын
  • Trump is asking for Nikki's husband, but forgetting he has a wife and her name is Melania.

    @eliassalcedo5229@eliassalcedo52293 ай бұрын
    • Don't you mean "Melanie"...? Cheers

      @jferguson8127@jferguson81273 ай бұрын
    • ​@@jferguson8127He pronounces Melania , maybe that's why 😊

      @eliassalcedo5229@eliassalcedo52293 ай бұрын
    • Nikki should have replied that at least her husband wasn’t renegotiating a pre-nup.

      @nancywilliams3265@nancywilliams32653 ай бұрын
    • @elias - wrong. ABotsayswhat?

      @Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq3 ай бұрын
    • I heard trump is gay.nothing wrong with that.

      @user-ey3ts3is7h@user-ey3ts3is7h3 ай бұрын
  • Hilarious 😂 Dark Biden!!! 😂😂😂

    @jackiealba5421@jackiealba54213 ай бұрын
  • @4:27 OMG I am rollin over here...did not see that comin'! 🤣😂🤣🙃😁

    @tonyamoony@tonyamoony3 ай бұрын
  • Please give equal time to Trump’s age and memory.

    @silverhooligan1256@silverhooligan12563 ай бұрын
    • Biden age jokes are really tge only jokes about him worth using cause everything else is pretty bland and average

      @wintertrooper7918@wintertrooper79183 ай бұрын
    • They do! Man woman camera...

      @lenawagenfuehr53@lenawagenfuehr533 ай бұрын
    • Morning Joe has

      @mikawhofan@mikawhofan3 ай бұрын
    • Why ? We already know he's old and in bad shape. He gets enough air time in my opinion.

      @UnashamedCaliforniagirl@UnashamedCaliforniagirl3 ай бұрын
    • Jon Stewart nailed that last night.

      @ERAforALL@ERAforALL3 ай бұрын
  • "Hey Qanon, wanna come to my pizza party?" Savage!

    @aggressiveattitudeera887@aggressiveattitudeera8873 ай бұрын
    • Legend but you know they're coming for him they take it as a sign or something

      @diana050661@diana0506613 ай бұрын
    • Can someone explain this joke to non-natives?

      @solderbuff@solderbuff3 ай бұрын
    • One of the wackier qanon stories is that the deep state/democrats have secret ch!ld secks trafficking dungeons in the basements of Pizza Huts. So several years ago one of them went into a pizza place with an assault rifle and shot up the place in search of the door to the basement that doesn't exist. Good times. ​@@solderbuff

      @user-zb9lv3gh8s@user-zb9lv3gh8s3 ай бұрын
    • ​@@solderbuff Pizzagate was the conspiracy theory that kinda put Qanon on the map. The claim, god it's so effing bonkers, is that Hillary Clinton and other powerful Democrats were running a human trafficking, pedo ring out of the basement of a pizza parlor 🤦

      @alice88wa@alice88wa3 ай бұрын
    • ​​​@@solderbuff Huh I can't tell is KZhead is censoring me. The pizza conspiracy put Qanon on the map. It claimed that Hillary Clinton and other Democrats were using the basement of a pizza parlor to run a human trafficking and... how to say it? pedocure ring. Edit: looks like KZhead doesn't look me saying the official name of the conspiracy. It's the Watergate naming scheme with Pizza at the front if you wanna research it for yourself. It is beyond bonkers.

      @alice88wa@alice88wa3 ай бұрын
  • The writers were on fire for this one

    @catherinewelsh7828@catherinewelsh78283 ай бұрын
  • "Transylvania". OMG!! LMAO! 😂🤣😂

    @Boogeyman1435@Boogeyman14353 ай бұрын
  • Holy crap the whole monologue was pure fire, this is peak Stephen!

    @mikevaleriano9557@mikevaleriano95573 ай бұрын
    • it was a good audience too

      @user-sv9nb8ky2t@user-sv9nb8ky2t3 ай бұрын
    • I think he hit his peak 15 years ago.

      @daniellove162@daniellove1623 ай бұрын
    • ​@@daniellove162, what are you talking about? The monologue is written by writers. And his theatrical abilities shine.

      @solderbuff@solderbuff3 ай бұрын
    • ​​@@daniellove162 Do you remember when late night was still kinda funny? I miss SNL when Chris Farley, Mike Myers and the weekend report with norm McDonald. Party on!

      @randysmith3492@randysmith34923 ай бұрын
    • ​@@randysmith3492don't think SC's going to dumb is down far enough, sorry dude 😢

      @JeffGatto@JeffGatto3 ай бұрын
  • I find it funny. In the other part of that NATO speech. Trump: "If you don't pay your bills, no help." That's pretty funny coming from a guy who doesn't pay his own bills. 😂😊

    @Jay_the_Caffeinator@Jay_the_Caffeinator3 ай бұрын
  • TRANSYLVANIA...Brilliant, f#@cking brilliant!

    @user-kg5ux6xz2n@user-kg5ux6xz2n3 ай бұрын
  • I’ve been a PA resident for most of my life as well as a descendent of some of the earliest settlers & Trump’s presence in our state is an insult.

    @wendelynanderson9517@wendelynanderson95173 ай бұрын
  • Yes Stephen! You called him straight up WHAT HE IS!! So few are willing to... Thank YOU for being the voice of reason to the world every night. PLEASE keep up the great work!! 💯

    @j.l.austin2104@j.l.austin21043 ай бұрын
  • That was FIRE, Mr Haley😂

    @deborahburrell-sinkler8005@deborahburrell-sinkler80053 ай бұрын
  • As someone born in actual Transylvania, I approve this message :)

    @danieldubei@danieldubei3 ай бұрын
  • Okay, that Pennsylvania joke at the end was GOOD.

    @Stratelier@Stratelier3 ай бұрын
  • That quote from Mr. Hayley was out of the park.

    @YZ250W1@YZ250W13 ай бұрын
  • The writer who came up with the "Transylvania" joke deserves a raise! That was a good one!🤣

    @expatannie6958@expatannie69583 ай бұрын
    • Agreed, especially with the Count Dragula follow-up.

      @Smilley85@Smilley853 ай бұрын
    • That joke is so old, it appeared in an early Simpsons Haloween episode.

      @chenzen1578@chenzen15783 ай бұрын
  • WTF...Those "Rock hard toast discs" are the best part of Chex Mix! You take that back, Stephen!

    @Drew-bc7zj@Drew-bc7zj3 ай бұрын
  • Bless you Steven! I just canceled your buddy Stewart from my recording list for Biden BASHING. Keep up the good work and support our country and democracy and President.

    @lynnd.@lynnd.3 ай бұрын
    • I did too! What a jerk! One of his first shows and he has to bash President Biden. Won’t No be watching anymore.

      @yvonnelewis4888@yvonnelewis48883 ай бұрын
  • The wedding vows line was genius!

    @dbrent4970@dbrent49703 ай бұрын
  • 😂😂😂 OMG, Changing PA name to Transylvania, home of Count Dragula!! ❤❤❤ These writers and Colbert are on freaking fire! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

    @jacquelineromano1481@jacquelineromano14813 ай бұрын
  • I certainly realized after watching this monologue tonight, how really, really talented Stephen Colbert is. This man has moved that we haven't even heard about yet! The weatherman thing was a riot.

    @maureensurdez7841@maureensurdez78413 ай бұрын
  • Stephen, bro. Give your writers a raise after this episode.

    @SeerWS@SeerWS3 ай бұрын
  • I love the Dark Brandon played into the conspiracy, lol. That's top notch campaign awareness.

    @WestOfEarth@WestOfEarth3 ай бұрын
    • It's hilarious because the dark Brandon thing was supposed to be criticizing Biden but it makes him look super cool with the Lazer eyes

      @charityquill4965@charityquill49653 ай бұрын
    • @@charityquill4965 Brandon was supposed to be an insult but Biden turned it around made it dark and cool.

      @elss8717@elss87173 ай бұрын
    • How stupid are you people?

      @rustyshackelford5758@rustyshackelford57583 ай бұрын
  • Stephen, your interpretation of agent orange 🍊 is second to none, very well honed. And that Transylvania joke floored me completely, just brilliant!

    @IMSerious209@IMSerious2093 ай бұрын
    • Colbert has the best comedy writers in the business. 😁👍

      @markmh835@markmh8353 ай бұрын
  • That snow joke KILLED!! SOOO FUNNY!

    @scrimshaw7470@scrimshaw74703 ай бұрын
  • Great monologue! One belly laugh after another! One of several apexes: the greeting card. Someone's gonna print that one! It'll sell millions.

    @videoinformer@videoinformer3 ай бұрын
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