The good professor pays you a visit in your new room.
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I like watching this because it helps me pretend like I have health insurance.
😂😂😂😂
This is funny as fuck 😂😂😂
Wow XD
@Kilo Byte you really thought you did something with that 😂
@Kilo Byte I mean, an affordable smartphone is like 120 bucks, which is what I have and I don't have health insurance, as it's literally 7k a year lol. Not sure how the 120 dollars for a phone means it's okay not to have health insurance and literally die if I end up having cancer for example
The implication that the professor is immortal is ever so slightly concerning
+Rough End of a Birthday Cake I like how well thought out your comment is but I just cant get past your name. Which end is the rough one?
I appreciate this short thread
The doctor is actually nyarlathotep in human form.
If you're still watching these videos in 8 years time, then you're probably ever so slightly panicked over the question of the professors mortality
"May I come in for a moment?" *stays for over an hour*
*coworkers
Me when restaurants are closing.
HA XD
Crud, I've upset the Professor. I'm going to have to start locking the doors and recharging the amulet!
hello sailor
Ephemeral rift wakes up early to work his Ephemeral shift People at his work don't quite get his Ephemeral drift As he constant searching for his Ephemeral gift To give his viewers an Ephemeral lift.
***** YA BLEW IT
Huh
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji...
hellraiser341 If Ephemeral Rift stopped Taylor Swift at the VMA's he would be Ephemeral West, oh darnit!
Noah Shands Grumps reference, gg
these inferior mortals are always testing your patience while you're testing your patients
I'm pretty sure that no ASMR channel is as creative as Paul's. Also in my opinion, no other is as interesting or entertaining. Keep up the good work ER, you're a genius and I deeply appreciate your work!
Agreed
***** Which is an even better point that you make, ER creates such a vague storyline that's also so intricate and independent at the same time. I'd love for E to write a book, hell, an entire series.
***** I dont see ER on most TOP 10 ASMR lists and that is a crime!
***** arda neala makes creative ASMR vids too. Go check it out!
InflammabilityRing I only wish she made them more often. Where is Mystic Healer part 2? :(
Does anyone else think he'd be a great James Bond villain...
Sounds like an Agent from the Matrix lol
Shaken, not shturred
Cthulhu That's how Sean Connery says it
Loving the hints at Rift lore in this one!
SanctumZero Thank you! I try my best!
+Ephemeral Rift TPPPP is a lamp?!
+Canned Gaming Or perhaps the peculiar plastic pouch was placed on that particular lamp once it was plucked from the person plagued with that predicament?
Woah
I like the random objects on the shelves in the background. Organized, but still not quite where they belong. Very interesting. The effort you put into your videos shines through and never disappoints, that's for sure.
"Just a moment, I want to disable the security camera." Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, (RUNS) Two weeks later... "Where did the professor touch you, son?" "My soul."
А по-русски можно?
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@@frauenheld1316 Привет
prince, next lifetime, mortals, YOU PREDICTED PRINCE'S DEATH
"These inferior mortals" Looks like someone has been in contact with Loki.
I feel like I'm being seduced at an extremely slow pace.
No what
Maybe there wouldn't be as many breakouts if you didn't leave things like hatchets in the rooms
true
but what is the fun in that?
em c thank you
I don't know how it would work but seriously, if possible, PLEASE consider doing a collaboration with MassageASMR, that would be so insanely good :D
Enda Gallagher I don't like collaboration, actualy i really hate it, but must admit , i would watch this one.
Enda Gallagher Seems like two completely different styles of ASMR honestly.
Enda Gallagher YES
Enda Gallagher Considering Dmitry was making references to a 'Dr. Clemmons' a while back, I think he'd be down. Would definitely be up for that collab. Has my vote, no question.
Enda Gallagher That will be hard to arrange (in person at least) as MassageASMR is Australian, and lives in, well, Australia.
I'm just so engrossed with all these characters and all this lore and the universe ER's created and the ones he's crossed over with, that getting the ASMR sensation has become secondary, I just want more stories and time with these characters now. The relaxation is just a bonus! :')
"Can I come in for a moment?" *stays* *for* *an* *hour*
ER is a beast. Some channels are too conventional. Others are too experimental/weird in their creativity. ER successfully blends ASMR with engaging stories without ruining either the relaxation or entertainment.
I think it would be cool if you did a video where we are in the perspective of a camera watching one of the prisoners while they attempt to escape or something
It's weird to think I've watched ER's videos for 3 years now. Glad I was able to see how much you've grown as a channel Paul. Love your videos and wish you the best. :) -Trent
Professor Clemmons is immortal! Thaaaaat explains everything.
I was already admiring how great this video was, and then you included hand movements 19 minutes it, didn't think it could get better but it did! I really enjoy those. Thanks for another brilliant production!
your acting is just so surreal. It's so amazing to see your characters so alike yet so different at the same time. It's actually quite beautiful
Rift you're killing me. Give us a history of your world!!
The cut on your head was from the mean spirited potato in room 4 huh?
I literally was wondering if anyone else notived the cut. How did he get it do you think? (And i dont mean roleplay wise i mean i wonder what happened outside of youtube that gave him that cut)
Tyler Hudson when youve got kids shit like that happens all the time, I caught a knee from my 4yo daughter in the eye... blackeye for a week
shapetwist I was literally crying to that comment, hope your eye is good now though!
My seven year old brother gave our dad a black eye while wrestling
He seems like he would be a part of the SCP foundation. Maybe one of the OS.
In After Hours 2, the Professor gets a name plate with the SCP logo and looks over a few custom SCPs for the Foundation, but I can't remember if he mentions a rank. Also, Dr. Clemmons may or may not be SCP 049 (reports seem to vary).
What's SCP?
Pallah DaOracle google
***** Contact with SCP-049 always causes death. Considering that Clemmons frequently touches the patient and death never comes, that theory doesn't seem to hold much water, unfortunately.
TheXMen1010 @26:50 Prof. Says he feasts off of negative thoughts and emotions.
I've been waiting so long for something like this! Thanks, Uncle E! You're the best!
Screen transitions! I love seeing what new things you come up with.
Had a rough night, this really helped. Thank you so much, I really appreciate your videos😊
Uncle E I've been watching your videos for it seems like years now. I rarely comment on any video but I thought I'd stop and say thank you for all the great videos. Your dedication and hard work never goes unnoticed. You by far are my favorite ASMRer, I hope you have a great day, friend.
ER,your acting skills ,without a specific scenario,are showing above,way above my expectations!! As always you are a great actor!!
you put so much effort into your roleplay videos and they're amazing. you never fail to put me to sleep. thank you so much!
This is beyond relaxation.. I don't even know how to describe how amazing I feel right now
That iPhone tapping was really tingly for me 10/10
This guy does so much work for his channel. Very few actually give a damn about the content they release. But he does so well. Keep doing what your doing!
So good Mr. Rift. Keep it up. This will always be my go-to ASMR channel!!!
I can't get enough of these Professor Clemmons video's.
your creativity never ceases to impress me .
The tapping on the two cups is amazing!
"I see that your pictures have--oh. I'm sorry. I understand." YOU COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND
Had this video up for 3 days now. Every night I come home from work and I fall asleep within minutes upon watching it. I've made it my goal to finish this by tomorrow.
that transition was great
This is one of my favourites now. Consider doing like an hour of under the lamp type stuff! Blows my mind!
Very nice touch with the professors final words as he is exiting the room being "Cthulhu Fhtagn".
I love the Vault Boy Bobblehead on the shelf :) Great work ER!
I am glad you could pay me a visit, certainly relaxed me ;P
Great character. Very relaxing!
I love the lore in your videos! Really sets them apart from other ASMRtists' stuff.
This is awesome! love your work man :D Learned so much! Please keep them coming I can not wait for more!! :)
I love the little references and easter eggs you hide in your videos.
I love how he can go from having a serious vid to a silly one or even special rift world stuff
Love the collection I have built but I am missing my model ships, space hamster and fish from the Normandy.
I swear there was a bunch of moments where there was a flash of an image, not long enough for me to really see but enough to get a "feel', emotionally for it. Yet every time I re wound there was nothing. I am either going crazy/blind or you're performing some interesting tricks ER. One of them in particular occurred after you said you wanted to try and trigger memories and such. I am spooked
This video came out right as I was going to sleep. Perfect timing
Ephemeral Massage Rift ASMR
It is kind of interesting how much tapping on paper cups sounds like rain. Love it. Keep being awesome. ^_^
This is one of the OG Clemmons chronicles™
Every time I get new headphones, your videos seem to get better. I'm on pair number 5, I believe. Bose Quietcomfort 25's are fantastic for listening to your videos.
I REALLY want to see Chris Crinkle again! Absolutely loved the Plastic Pouch Predicament vid where he got paid in Monopoly money, had pet Marshmallows and talked about monkey butt tickles lol. That whole vid has some of the funniest and most creative dialog of any video you've done thus far.
Doctor Who sonic screwdriver in the background, I love that show. And I also love your vids.
This character has been one of my favourites for so long now.
The haters must not like RELAXATION
I'm not catching your drift
Robin Gilliver
Yeah I just like to watch his videos to piece together this story and universe he's created
no ones hating da hell you talking about
Either that or mesophonia
Staying up past my bedtime for my appointment with the Professor, and it's worth it!
still one of the best.
Great video! I love Dr. Clemmons
I want to see Professor Clemmons and Dr.Dmitri together.
hobbes Yes put them at the edge of the same cliff.
It'd be pretty dope if you managed to do a video like reverse flashbacks or hallucinations in the future: same camera position etc. but fading in and out of this room with Clemmons and the room that's dolled up to look all spooky and abandoned with nobody else but the voices inside the subject's head... spooky tingles.
I love the idea of all of your characters in the same universe, giving each other treatments, haircuts, delivering potatoes...
I wish we had gotten a chance to use the sonic screwdriver. It looked like you were going to grab it a couple of times and I got excited!
this is going to blow you away, get ready for it. For years I thought this man was none other than "Dmitri" they seem like the same person. And Dmitri is talented enough to do it.
First of all, thank you for all your great videos! Secondly I wonder if proferssor Clemmons and Corvus is supposed to be the same person? I really like this world you have made by the way. Keep up the good work! You are the very best out there:D
Your laugh is deliciously evil, and your voice is like chocolate melting over marshmallows. Lovely!
When KZhead adds Oculus Rift support, ER will instantly start freaking me out :P
I dont understand why anyone would dislike, the man is just trying to help. By the way, thanks so much Rift :)
I truly do think that this man is truly TALENTED!! Like I feel like he should totally do more then just ASMR videos on KZhead but he should seriously be a actor on a tv show or movie. Or even a screen writer! He's too talented to not be seen behind just KZhead. #LOVEHIM another great video as always!
Hard to relax with a huge axe in sight. Lol
When will there be a close up whispering video? (ear to ear) , and thank you this was quite relaxing to listen to
Just what I needed :)
I have that same model phone in my house, Ive had it for like 30 years or something. Havent seen any others ANYWHERE so I thought that was pretty cool.
I really love this video keep it up
When Prof. Clemmons mentioned human technology I immediately thought of "The Thing on the Doorstep". Still not particularly well versed in the Cthulhu mythos, but I've read that one.
Great video ER! Could we get some crossovers between different characters of yours?
The hand gestires were really nice
Perfect...!
2 Prof. Clemmons videos in 1 week?!? This is madness!
This is not MADNESS! THIS IS... yeah madness.
The macho man Randy savage brings the madness oh yeah dig it
Madness?... THIS. IS. ASMRTA
Professor Clemmons always vaguely reminds me of The G Man from Half-Life. Great work! :)
I would love it if you could hear the hearts when putting on the stethoscope - be great ASMR
Gemma Speht I've done that once or twice . I will try to remember to do it again next time
Thanks for replying! Yeah I had a vague memory of it happening once or twice before but I couldn't remember who had done it. I just remember loving it - tingle heaven. Didn't mean to be picky though this was an awesome video :) I actually started to fall asleep half way through and then kind of came in and out of sleep as he was asking if I wanted to be a hybrid, so it was like I was being drugged or hypnotised, dreamlike state - brilliant!
I would love to see some Norse runes and knot work make an appearance on part of the lampshade. I think it would make a nice touch with the whole ancient cultures thing going on, albeit not quite as old.
Please, more wood block tapping. Thanks ER, love the sinister yet soothing professor.
I like the mortar and pestle part around 30 mins. Tap tingles.
Is that a mini Groot I see in the background? :)
YOU HAVE THE PLAGUE DOCTOR ASSASSIN POP FIGURE OMG I WANT ONE!
A video of the tapping at 30:08 would be AMAZING
Just in time, my friend! :)
5 years later...that’s my doctor texting on her watch while I’m describing my symptoms. Then later reading in my chart notes I had I double mastectomy instead of a complete hysterectomy!
What you need is a ominous song in the background that's just faint enough, but intense enough to give off the vibe of th character. That would be interesting
Hey Rift, Fallout 4 is announced and I was wondering will you do a play through of it? And thanks for this video right before Im about to go to bed! :)
Love your channel!
The question is, will YOU play Fallout 4? Lol I need a tally for all the times I see your comments :)
Lets ASMR you better do one too!
Hahaha thanks guys I will forsure if you all want it cool seeing you all here too
DUDE OH MY GOD MY HEADPHONES WERE FREAKING OUT FOR LIKE 5 MINS AND I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS PART OF THE VIDEO
best asmr channel ever... its fucking creative and realy funny! and relax