Professor Clemmons personally welcomes you to your new home at Arkham Sanitarium and demonstrates what's in store for you by giving you your very first A.S.M.R. test session!
00:00:00 Welcome to Arkham Sanitarium!
00:02:49 Some background information
00:07:49 Health questionnaire
00:14:45 Eye Exam
00:17:31 Heart & lungs checkup
00:21:20 Obtaining DNA samples
00:27:57 A.S.M.R. Sample Treatment #1: Ancient Wood Blocks
00:33:40 A.S.M.R. Sample Treatment #2: Monster Hands
00:38:30 A.S.M.R. Sample Treatment #3: Chains
00:43:28 Concluding the session
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.
"now, where were we? before I was rudely interrupted by myself" me whenever I attempt to study
I feel like that part in the beginning was rift reminding himself where he hid the dummy from his wife this time
Well, look who's been unpineappled. How are you, Professor?
"Unpineappled." My new favorite word.
Halloween at Rift's would be so confusing, the scariest creatures But instead of torturing and slaughtering you they make you relaxed af
Love it
That'll make my spooktober complete.
A haunted house attraction but it's asmr
*Chainsaw rumbles softly*
@@TheBronzeGamer14 omg thats my personal heaven
When you just going to garage sale and then you wake up at Arkham sanitarium
It ALL make sense now!
True!
I should never have bought those records.... just goes to show, you can't trust garage sales!! Lol
Why did I pick up that brown shoe I just wanted to hear the ramblings of the elder gods :(
Sir Knight Bill dat plot
Professor Clemmons looks a lot like that guy doing that garage sale. Maybe they're related.
Cole Costie that guy from KZhead?
Nah completely different
@@chubbysurprise4429 yea think so too
He also looks a lot like Ephemeral Rift....
So theory time: Everyone in this world does look like prof Clemons, maybe due to cloning, and everyone is too scared to question it?
My theory is that (as hinted in the video) the professor wants to awaken Cthulu or some other old God and use them to rule the world But someone found out, and turned him into a pineapple And now he's back
@Fraser North You do know that the proffesor himself is Nyarlathotep and that Cthulu, Lucifer and maybe some other Gods are all already at the Sanitarium right?
@@Terme- Yeah, just a bit of a theory. Even more than just the gods or so on.
Triplets. Case closed.
@@monk7430 maybe so...
Whenever the guy that wasn’t the Professor came around the corner I was like WAIT HOLD UP
Nick Burge was so confused when that happened haha
Same here
Nick Burge 40:45 guys :)
IT'S THE GUY THAT KIDNAPPED ME AFTER THAT GARAGE SALE!
Nick Burge same
Professor Clemmons is one for the most intriguing, intricate and unique characters I've ever came across including through films, books and games, and he has been created through KZhead VIDEOS. Uncle E is a genuine genius, I've said a thousand times if Paul ever wrote fully fledged stories etc about the masterpiece universe he has created through his creativity they would be literally sensational. Please, I've been waiting for so long..
First few seconds of this video made me think I was hearing things in my walls. Freaked me out. ☹️
same here. goodness these mics are awesome
SAMMMMEEE
Bman64 same
Sane
those are the best kind of noises
I want to believe that professor Clemons went from an enthusiastic doctor that just wanted to fiend the best way to relax to this twisted scientist that is looking for the holy grail of eternal life
*looks in time stamp and sees **21:20** obtaining DNA samples* BREATHING INTENSIFIES
Me:Well... if you want my dna so much... *timidly starts to unzip pants* Professor: Holy Cthulu that's not what I meant!!!
Pause at 7:57 and see what's written on the back of the clipboard
Fraser North oh shit lol
That's awesome
YES A LORE VIDEO!!!! Don't trust the professor
Hmmmm...I feel like I should whole-heartedly trust this professor with no good/spesific reason!!!
The tingles were crisp in this one! Great setup/settings.
I'm not entirely sure why...but something's telling me I shouldn't trust this professor guy
Clipboard Is Elder God
@@the_protectorof_smols3563 go D
@@yourmomsafurry1971 GO F
when you reach the state of just knowing the E.R. Video is new because you dont recognize´/remember the thumbnail in the suggestions on KZhead ^^
I dread the day I run out of the ones I haven't watched yet.
Oh my gosh yes lol
Your voice is always so relaxing, and love your acting :)
Honestly wouldn’t even mind if ER took over the world. That’d be rad
You are such a good guy,you spend all your time making these videos,have hundreds of thousands of subscribers yet still haven't ruined your channel with adverts. Bravo!
Love the slight echo effect to the voice, is anyone else hearing that? Like we're in a big space or underground cavern or something.
Fuck i thought that was just me
Theory: Every single video takes place inside a room-sized pocket dimension that can shift appearance at will, with Barry the EVP of Operations orchestrating everything behind the scenes under the command of the Prime Paul. Edit: "Better late than two in the bush" is my official new catchphrase.
Just wondering, what happened to corvus after the crossover video...
He's probably at a garage sale right now.
@@monk7430 or he is at margaret's garden
@@originalcomment4818 what?!
I just woke up. Guess a few more hours of sleep won't hurt
Why don't you put it on repeat and sleep the entire day?
Wooops! There goes your job lol.
I've watched so many of these videos i'm legit invested in the overall story going on..
I woke up to find this video; My favorite Professor (and Elder God) this is going to be a good day!
Started watching your ASMR videos (which are very helpful! ^^) and first of all. I LOVE this world/universe you put up, amazing content. But quite confusing for beginners like me. I also used to only watch your no-talks since... Well, it is kinda wierd to listen to an adult whisper you to sleep :P But it kinda grew on me over time. I love what you do for us and I am always amazed by your video ideas (which are often GENIOUS) and how you approach these!
i love you rift and i love this beautiful community that you have made... it is excellent
Lustrous Pinetree no you're excellent
9 people are really mad they didn't get to buy that mini nuke
Today marks my one year anniversary of discovering this man and his godlike tingles
Thanks for the Video
I was already falling asleep and then I open my eyes at 3:20 and I’m scared shitless and confused and think I’m dreaming lmao
Paul just shows up randomly through out the video and I love it
The asmr in this video works great!
This man is so creative!!
The different backstories of your worlds are as complicated as the COD Zombies entire lore It’s actually incredible
Very relaxing 👌
Love it!
There hasn't been a Professor Clemmons episode in a long while
Awsome ahhhhhhhhhhhh those so good tingles
Just in time for bed. Thank you Uncle E. You’re a legend.
*E?*
You got a new sub! Thanks for your help!
Thanks for the video ER, you're the best ! Just a question: is that me or there is an odd reverb effect in this video that is not there usually ? I can ear it clearly at 18:23 when you say "Old entity" and then "known universe" right after that. It sounds quite cavernous, like a mix of reverb and audio compression distorsion...
So excited!! New lore!!
I live in Asia Uncle E...thanks for uploading just in time for bed 😌😌😌
You are the master!
_YES YES YES YESSSSS_ I *LOVE* the monster hands!
Just realized this was posted on my birthday
oh my god. I left another asmr video running in the background. when it finished this one auto-played, and suddenly I heard breathing and a voice next to me, i almost shat myself, its 1:19 am
I knew it... Still. Happy to be here, relaxing in the most eldritch place on Earth. ...Earth? ...Right?
I completely trust the Professortep, and so should you. He only has our best interests at hearts.
For some reason reading "welcome to Arkham sanitarium" in the description reminded me of the welcome to city 17 speech from half life
He Does Give Off G-Man Vibes Doesn't He?
This channel needs to be a movie and I need headphones.
Please do a longer eye exam. 🙏🏻
Jesus fick I put in my earbuds, then I hear the beginning of this damn video and think somebody is openning my window to the left of me or trying to open it lmfao. Gave me a heart attack since I live in a sketch area
Skurged Lolol. I would look into moving when you can 😭
Watching the Garage Sale right before this one beats watching Wounded Hiker and then Kindnapped. Normal people make regular videos, this madlad here makes connected expanded universe videos
JUST IN TYPE FOR MY 10 AM NAP
*TIME*
Anonymous Frikkie CLEARLY I NEEDED THE NAP
VERY GOOD
We NEED a collaboration between Professor Clemmons and Dr. T.
You’re awesome 👏
The first "hello" scared the shit out of me
Hes not a pinapple anymore.........Oh no
Professr Clemmon in!
Thank you good sir this was nice. :-)
I absolutely loved the echo effect. Im just tryna figure what the deal is with the spooky demon infected PS4 controller at 20:10
You should invent a new character that perfectly knows how to hypnotize you
Every character is that character for me.
No
I remember my first er video was the new arrival back in like 2015 that probably the first asmr video that put me to sleep man has Paul come so far these 3 years thank you for always being there for me when people were not
Do you like the sound of, *C H A I N S.*
You know, that’s kinda kinky 😏
Wtf did i watch 3 days ago
You know what they say: "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips give me tingles"
I have the exact same glasses!
3 minutes ago. Perfect timing!!
I have never noticed there were no actual glass in the Professor's glasses until this video.
You know what would be a cool video would be a 1600's Black Death Plague Doctor medical exam. I've been doing research on Plague Doctors and have learned quite a bit so if you need any information yo could let me know.
A Glimpse Into The Past Of Corvus Maybe?
Theres one for the plague exam.
🖤🖤🖤
Well, time to to turn the volume up real high for asmr! *ad comes on*
Professor Had freaking Baki levels of hype. I was kinda wondering when he would show up
Can someone translate what the Professor was actually saying from around 29:40 ?
I think its a made up language he made. I forgot what he named it though. Either that, or its a language in the Lovecraft genre. His whole lore is based around it, so I wouldn't be surprised.
If your still wondering after like 3 years, its called something like R'lyeh
But the real question is do you Bless The Rains Down in Africa?
*Uses Blessings Of Acid Rain*
the very first psycho robotic Professor Clemmons was by far the best!
Keep up the good work, Prof.Clemmons. - Students of the study of Asmrism
This is something special, different from the others. What makes me feel that way, I dunno. Something is different, and it feels right.
I am in a hammock right now trying to go to bed and the beginning of this video freaked me out because I thought a bear was trying to get inside my cooler
Metroid ASMR? Maybe something like a federation officer questioning the viewer about some things that they saw! (Like Ridley, Kraid, Crocomire, Mother Brain etc)
Huh...Now I Want This..
Hot damn i love the manbun
both rift and latte have such great quality videos & yet they both only have 500k subs😕😕😔
Uncle E, no! Don't leave me alone with the Professor! Edit: Startin' to question if those little bits are Uncle E or not. The guy with the bat that walks out the door seems like God from a couple videos ago Also not sure if it's just me, but the voice sounds slightly echoey. It's pleasant. Love the way you have the audio still goin' while the video shows different things. Really liked that.
7:03-7:18 Do I hear with my little ear a low key tingle serum reference? I think I do. I also think I smell an ASMR collab with Dr. T cooking. Or maybe that's Dr. Dhave burning something in the cafeteria. We should really up the security measures on the stove tops.
Does the clipboard say “Don’t trust the Professor” ?
Scared the hell outta me when regular Ephermal Rift walked in 3:00, I thought it was a jump scare or something then I was like oh it's just him
3:10 Some background information. I died.
Was that a 4th wall break.
I think there are more walls than 4 here anymore.
@Monk 74 I hope that was autocorrect and that your not just really stupid
@@gee_dubya stupid corrected!
@@monk7430 so their volunteers are actually kidnapped huh?
@@theefatmexican can we call it kidnapping if we enjoy it?
*wakes up* Checks phone: ER has uploaded a new video *clicks* Hello *sleeps another 9 hours*
Greetings and salutations.
"Now here were we... before I was so rudely interrupted by myself ". Me every day 🤣🤣🤣
im wearing earphones and i was convinced the walking/tapping noises at the start was someone in my walls
I know im very late but why is no one here talking about the fact this is already the second time the professor has personally welcomed us to arkham sanitarium
Yeah we were bargaining over stuff but I really freaking wanted that alien but ER wasn't handing him over 😧
I was listening to this while playing Factorio, and I must say, this video is quite creepy with the game's soundtrack in the background.
Why is he smiling?? The Professor doesn't smile.....
jdprettynails he’s not a pineapple anymore he’s excited
He was having a good time w/ his wife Margaret, i guess lol
17:48 ephemeral rift foreshadowing his own future movie potentially?