Who would have thought it - that a movie made by the creative geniuses behind Morbius would turn out to be the greatest thing to come out this year? Join me for my review of Madame Web!
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I loved that scene when the villain was like “How did you know?” and Madame Web responded with “I checked it on the web.” I had tears in my eyes…
Please tell me that's not real 😂😂
Madame Shit
I’m ngl they should’ve added that line in the script
Please tell me that's real 😂
That was a sticky situation indeed!
My favourite part of this film, it’s when she said "It’s webbing time", truly movie of the year
That's exactly what I said when I saw cidney at the premier
I ain't tryna be mean, but you chaps NEED to come up with a new joke, that one was funny for a week tops.
I continue my quest to collect the best of the "I Loved The Part Where..." Memes. If you have any additions, know that your contribution may be added to the unfolding saga. I love the part where the Marvels all yelled 'When our powers combine, you become Captain Planet!' and then Don Cheadle used his green mullet to turn everyone into trees. Then Galadriel Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way Targaryen (GEDDRWT) faced off against the german-orcs, "We have the mightiest armies in all of Middle Earth! What do you have that could defeat us?" Incelron just cracked his neck and said, "Magic, Mutherf*cker." Then Frodo said, "Crap. we're gonna need a bigger ring." so Gandalf told the Ents "Run, Forrest! Run!" Then Don Lemonlas said, "We Haz RANGS!" while wearing a T-shirt that read, "Ask Me About My Translucent Agenda." Then all the N*zis got blown up when the Gay Engola dropped two nukes: Body-Positive Man and Little Transboy in the movie Open-hymen. It was flown by Hagrid who turned to his co-pilot and said, "You're a Magical Negro Harry." While the part where Chewspocka transitioned during his witcher training was inspiring, true, and real, I was in tears when he said, "It's witching time." I also believe that the part where Lenny Henry's performance as a literal cell phone ringing in every scene was a meta-commentary about how modern entertainment is simply watching the fuckin' show you bigot, and so was yet another Oscar-worthy performance and we should give more reparations to black people. Specifically, I want to watch him have sex with my wife from the closet. I want to watch from the closet. My wife isn't from the closet. Although if she came out of the closet, that'd be fun to watch as well. My wife isn't a 12-year-old boy I have tied up in the closet. I certainly don't make him scream "I've A Tempest In Me!" while I sodomize him. You can't prove anything. #EpsteinDidNothingWrong My favorite part was when Tinkerbell literally thanked Wendy for saving everyone, fixing everything, telling all the problematic persons what they should do, and being literally the only one who truly listens to the oppressed minorities of the world and actually cares about them, then gets declared the grand high UberKaren and ruled the world. The part where Peter Pansexual picks up the detached hook and says “This hook is literal perfection”. To which Wendy snatched it away from him and said, “It will be….once it fits a woman!" Then Wendy Bit off her own hand, stuck the hook onto the bloody stump, and abruptly turned into Will Smith, before she slapped the living Chris Rock out of Peter while shouting, "KEEP MY BROTHERS' NAMES OUT YOUR F**KING MOUTH!!" I thought it was rather daring to have Wendy not only be transexual, but transracial and I loved it because otherwise, I'd be a sexist racist. All Game of Thrones scholars agree that the scene where Rhaenyra whispers in Celeborn's ear “I hate pee on the toilet seat when I go to use it.” and then disconnects the machine that keeps him alive, perfectly delivered George JRR Martin's message of hope and healing for all wahmankind. Then Galadriel jumped into the ocean with Dory and started singing, "Just keep swimming." I have to admit, I did not like the part where the authot race-swapped the ents. Ents are clearly White Birch, but those ents were OAK. Remember, Arboreal Pollen is Tree ejaculation, so the Ent orgy counts as interracial and should have the appropriate tags. However, they redeemed themselves when Scott Bakula quantum leaped into T(reebeard)'Challa. I was taken off guard when GEDDRWT and Rey Palpatine arrived in Wakanda to fookin scissor because she held up a space ship component as she Bypassed The Oppressor, then a white man said "We don't do that in here" and Rey replied, "Are you Shuri about that?" My favorite part would have to be when Gandalf said, "Did you ever hear the tragedy of Morgoth? I thought not. It's not a story the Valar would tell you. It's a Maiar legend. Melkor was a Dark Lord, so powerful and so wise he could use the Silmarils to influence the Great Music to create life... He had such a knowledge of the unseen world that he could even keep the ones he cared about from losing their Facebook accounts if they posted the N-word. The dark side of the unseen world is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice became the Dark Lord Incelron. Ironic, he could save others from living in their parent's basement, but not himself." Whereupon a stoned Captain Marvel said, "Dude, where's my precious?" For you see, Bree Larson is still using her patented emotional range acting technique which consists of her going wide-eyed and looking to the left or right without turning he head, or going narrow-eyed and looking to the left or right. Then she broke The Don's hand. Remember, it is always the darkest before The Don. Via Don Dios. Don, But Not Forgotten. But then Russell T. Davis beat a paraplegic Black Woman in a wheelchair to death and wiped the blood off his face while muttering, "Why does everyone assume cripples are evil?" Where upon Morbius replied, "It's webbing time!" and that's all the reference Madame Web deserves. I loved the ending where Ursula said “Ahh, so you think darkness is your ally? But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already an octopus, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!” Then She-Hulk said, "You either die a Hero or live long enough to see yourself become the Crustacean." And then Halbrand said, "YEW TUKE ARR JERBS!" and Kicked a Harfoot into a well while shouting, "THIS. IS. NUMENOR." But Then Ursula Replied, "I am INEVITABLE!!!" only for Ariel to impale her with the boat while saying, "And I am all the Jedi! ... On a Boat." As Ursula died she croaked, "The Sea... Is always... Right..." Then perked up, "And the sea shops exclusively at Amazon. Use The 'IAmAllTheJedi' code to get a ten percent discount on all your Amazon purchased items for one order." THEN she finally died. I laughed, I cried, I kissed 18 bucks goodbye. 10/10 Would edge to it again. Much Stunning. Much Bravery.
@@LAST_STAND_FAN well I also liked then she said "I want to put some web in your eye"
Why do we always end up with comments getting repeated thousands of times that just aren't good. Drones
I loved that part where the kid at the register says "yes sir" and she yells back "IT'S MADAME!!!"
And then, throwing her overpriced slop they call coffee on him as a sign of Independence.
😂😂😂
Lol
@@darflame69yt12 - This *FLOPPED* at the box office. Did you hear?
@@JamminClemmons did I ask?
I cried when Miyagi made her do the “web on, web off” technique
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This was good, haha. - Jesus Christ loves you 💙 He has a plan and a purpose for your life, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Jesus Christ loves you 💙
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Didn't peter parker get his abilities when he was bitten my a spider that was radioactive, not paternally?
I loved it when Madame Web said to the bad guy "I know its none of my business, but I am making it Madamme business." Life changing
*slow-clap
This was actually legit funny.
that was really good
I must have seen a different movie. The one I watched didn't have this line.
🤣
I especially loved that part where one of Madame Web’s friends went up to her and said “what are you gonna do when you’re not saving the world?” And then she replied and said “web design”. Such fantastic writing.
Truly one of the screenplays of our time.
kinda big words. "save the world"? She just discovered her powers and she's already in the same level of iron man and the others.
It’s such a parody of spider man 😂
WEB DESIGN. Ha!
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That Pepsi sign is the best character in all of cinema!
A cautionary tale: Pepsi will kill you.
No, the P is symbolism for the killing of Peter Parker, because Madame appropiates Peter Parkers own uncle Ben, so "she" came first and that Ezekiel jumped around like a spider "before" Spider-Man was created. Very sacrilege to Spider-Man story canon. But what do you expect from Sony, who owns only has the copyrights to Venom and not Spider-Man. Stupid.
@@GravenHurst35I'm 14 and this is deep.
Crazy that being mowed down by a car and then an ambulance didn't even scratch the bad guy, but then a relatively light street sign falls on him and hes deader than a dead thing, never to be seen again
No,no,no! That’s what they want us to think! These dumpster fires always leave room for the sequel
When Madame Web said "I don't like spiders. They're coarse, and rough, and irritating, and they get everywhere." I cried tears of joy.
Truly was a moment of all times
Oh come on that SW Episode 2 reference was just sucha low blow bro 😂😂😂
At least the sand line had context in that film. Webb doesn't even know what the definition of context means.@@charongold6532
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Irony, seeing that Attack of the Clones is a better movie in almost every way.
My favorite line is when Sidney Swinney’s character tells Madam Web that there’s danger in the forest to which she responds, “a girl gets killed out there and you think that’s me? No. I’m the danger. I’m the one who webs”. Truly a film that transcends cinema.
Bravo Vince.
Why are you watching then? You can't take your money back, you know that right? People like you are the reason why these companies don't want to rethink the way they produce entertainment
I loved the bit when she said "it's webbin time" and preceded to web all over the bad guys
I unironically enjoyed the first hour of the film. I hated it after Peru. I think this could have been a good tV show with better actors more time and make it about the Cassandra from the comics. You know who is actully a fully functioning human
It's Mörbin, sorry, Webbin time!
The sarcasm of the entire video is very much appreciated, also they are NEVER in the costumes!? Not watching, thanks for taking one for the team Drinker.
Only in brief flash forwards
@@miboogaroo I'd rather see Ezra Miller as the flash than just see flashes of that only
The best scene in the whole movie was when Cassie took off her mask for the first time in the movie when confronting Ezekiel and said this line, "My name is Cassandra "Cassie" Webb, commander of the Spider Tribe in Peru, General of the Las Aranas and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Santiago. Daughter to a murdered mother, wife to a murdered husband. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." She said this line with such gravitas and conviction that the entire theater leaped up and yelled, "Slay, Queen, Slay." Truly an inspiring moment that is definitely going to win all the awards at the Oscars next year.
I hollered bc I'm like wait did they steal this from Gladiator? But then I got it 🤣🤣
"It's about a woman whose superpower is her mind" - the same actress who starred in 50 Shades of Grey.
To be fair if that’s what I’m known for I’d try to make people think I’m more than a soft core prn actor.
@@varsityreviews707 I would too, but the issue is, the script and the performance have to actually show some wisdom and intelligence for that to work. If not, it's just going to be a farce.
And a godawful Netflix adaptation of Persuasion.
@@nicholauscrawford7903 now I’m not defending the movie but I’ll play devils advocate and maybe she said that in the interview before everything was finalized. Probably not but that’s what I’m assuming
@@varsityreviews707 From what it looks like to me it seems like she's going through contractually obligated marketing. I actually feel bad for her.
Who else got emotional when she said "we aren't a spider verse, we are a spider family" then CGI Paul Walker drove off into the sunset? Truly exhilarating.
The whole theatre I was in clapped during this. All 3 of us were crying
This made me laugh so hard I woke my dog up
Cgi Paul walker was 🔥
It's been a long day without oyu my friend......
I loved it when she said it's webbing time and webbed all over the enemy. Truly a historical moment.
It was pure acting gold when she broke the 4th wall and said,"It's webbin time."🔥
Madame Web: TERRA-WEBTAL!! Glasses Billy-like girl: TRI-WEBBER-TOPS!! Hispanic (Dora) girl: SABERTOOTH SPIDER!! Token black girl: TARANTULAROUS!!! "MADAME WEBBERS!!!! GO GO MA-DAME WEBBERS!!! GO GO MADAME WEBBERS!!! GO GO MADAME WEBBERS! YOU MIGHTY SPIDEY MADAME WEBBERS!!!!!"
Something I love is how Critical Drinker trusts his audience's brains enough to make a satire without having to explicitly state it every 10 seconds. Hollywood could certainly learn something from this... or not.
Gotta love how Dakota Johnson's interviews basically had her saying "Yeah, this is a film that I have starred in. It is a movie that people can watch. We filmed it, and now we've finished filming it and have released it to the public."
She said that? Jaysus
She forgot the obligatory “And Stuff”
proper Ron Swanson style
Literal npc
Watching her talk about this film makes me think she was contractually obligated to participate in this film and has a deep disdain for it.
As Uncle Ben said, "With great wokeness comes zero responsibility". Truly profound dying proclamation.
What is wokeness
Oh god, enough with this “woke” shit. Such a stupid term
@@littlemoth4956yes, how dare he use a term that has a definition that fits exactly what is being shown in the film.
@@littlemoth4956 Well, it wouldn't be so stupid if every single director didn't have it in EVERY DAMN MOVIE.
@@littlemoth4956yeah this movie sucks but not cause it’s “woke.” It sucks cause it’s horribly written, directed, and crafted.
The girl was shipped to the USA via Amazon.
I think the part that vindicated the whole movie, was when the guy finally told her: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give Madame", then put on his hat and walked off into the mist. Powerful!!
My favorite part was when Madame met Tobey’s spider man and said “you know…I’m something of a web myself”.
That didn’t make any sense At all sir
"Thats my secret Capt, im always webbed up." -Hulk (Avengers, pre-m-she-u)
@@WdawgSmith you know...I'm something of an idiot myself.
@@WdawgSmith As a morb, i can confirm you are not one of us. go watch cocomelon bozo
😂😂😂😂
Dakota Johnsons interviews were pretty entertaining lol. She was asked to name some spider man movies and she like uh... "Spider Man: Here he comes!" "Spider Man: and he's back!"
spiderman and the goblet of fire 😆
S9: The Spider Saga
I kind of wished they were called that now.
2 Spider 2 Man.
Watching different interviews of Dakota Johnson... is it just me or she's actually challenged in the head? Doesn't feel like she has more than 2 brain cells swimming around in her head. Lucky for her that her father is Don Johnson i guess
The funniest thing in the movie was watching the 3 girls do CPR😂 Does 3 compressions: “I’m tired” 😂
To be fair, CPR is physically intensive but yeah it was pretty funny.
Rights for 304 were a mistake 🤣
@@DerpliciousDereknot after just 3 compressions! 😂
OTTO octavius's cameo telling "HELLO MISS WEBB" was nostalgic and heart warming
Octavia Spencer's brief role at the WWF (World Web Federation) scene was just awe-inspiring!
Madame Web is the most INNOVATIVE and CREATIVE movie I have never seen. -10/10, 100% will unsee it again.
10 out of 10 people who haven't seen this film would recommend not seeing it
Huh?
@@seansteel328facts
It was definitely, without doubt, beyond any measure , one of the films.
I especially liked how they set this in 2003 for reasons, had the Parkers in it and could not actually say their names, but somehow the villain had advanced computers and facial recognition tech like it is 2024. That was all inspiring and worth the 100 million they spent!
This film deserves an award for somehow being worse than Morbius I'm sorry I didn't actually say Morbius was bad it made 1 morbillion dollars at the box office but it's a shame Madame Web couldn't do the same
yo, don't you talk trash about the masterpiece Morbius
Morbius got shafted at the Oscars
This man's acting like Morbius wasn't one of the movies of all time.
Morbius is Nolan level QUALITY.
But as far as Marvel movies go in general, I am almost placing Madame Web in the level of Ghost Rider Spirit of Vengeance and the 2015 Fantastic Four.
I like the part where the pig became her support animal by reading her web. Truly magical.
I loved how when they were chased after by Ezekiel, Webb replied with: ''We're gonna need a bigger web."
I shit you not, today here in Germany, they actually advertised this movie in the radio. I didn't really hear too much of it, but I heard the radiolady say something among the lines of "people are getting tired of male superheroes, so if you wanna experience something new and exciting, give this movie a try". Of course, I immediately agreed to everything she said and rushed to the nearest cinema to buy a webillion tickets to watch this masterpiece (I didn't).
True. I wouldn't even watch it for free online at home. Let alone waste time in the cinema 😂
Let’s take a look at the list of new superhero movies and tv shows lately… She-Hulk The Marvels Mrs Marvel Madame Web Multiverse of madness What if? Wandavision Echo Hawkeye Black widow Ant man and wasp Yeah lady. People are *really* getting tired of Male superheroes. Can’t we just make ONE good superhero movie where the characters gender and ethnicity don’t matter?
@@calebleach7988 And a lot of them had multiple female heroes. Ant man basically had 2, both smarter than ant man. Which they hammer on.
Corporations and Hollywood movies are weakening or removing men whenever possible. Hollywood is receiving huge amounts of money so women are not only the heroes, but are also smarter, stronger, faster and wiser than men. In the movies men are only allowed to be the villain or be silly humor or be cannon fodder or be the student who learns a lesson. Within corporations if women are not half the company then it's viewed as a problem, but if more than half the company is women then it's viewed as empowering thus men are punished and literally viewed as the problem.
Wasn't that Hunger Games chick the first woman action hero ever?
My favorite line is when the villain said to her "I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye!" Masterful dialogue.
And them Madam said "you got webbed"
Pocket sand attack! 😂
@@juser-abuserYes, that was truly moving dialogue, the other two people in the cinema told me to keep the noise down when I stood up, clapped, and cheered! 🤔
Yeh know, most of these are pretty clearly jokes. But, this one? I'm not sure. That's the dialogue I expect from this movie.
@Pyromanemac Then there's the time when Madam Web's mum comes back to life at the last second and shouts "It's Pepsi time!" And bonked the villain in the head by throwing a can of Pepsi at them.
I got chills when Madame Web said “remember, no Russian” before getting off the elevator at an airport. Truly a shocking and brilliant masterpiece
Remember, no web
I love these comments hahaha.
I like that scene where madame web said "My webs are funny how? My webs are here to amuse you?..like a clown? WTF about my webs are so goddamn funny?!?!" One of the most classic lines ever.
The moment when she yelled "THERE IS A WEBNEST IN ME" and then started morbing I died and came back to life as Gandalf the Gay. Truly a generational piece of cinema.
It was indeed, without doubt, most definitely, emphatically...a film
WebNEST..she said webnest. I can't believe you missed that. 🤦🏻♀️
I laughed out loud. 😂
Only Gay? And what about the fifthy shades of...?
@@darthlaurel So its diffrent word nowdays to say webnest with caps, instead of small letters.😂
My favorite part of the movie was the post-credits scene where Uncle Ben said "I'm thinking of starting a rice business". Wrapped the story up beautifully.
and him and his friend Jerry also decided to start an ice cream business on the side
😂😂
Yep, ten out of ten.
Ben out of Ben*@@sarvolfe6435
Madam web 2 will be about the uncle ben name change controversy to Ben's original
0:58 Holy shit they kept Kraven white. I can only imagine this act took an immense amount of restraint.
I saw you the other day with Benny, and Nerdrotic, and decided to check out your channel. It's Snarky and Great! I subscribed.....Good Stuff!
The way Madame Web effortlessly weaved her web of justice had me on the edge of my seat. Truly inspiring!
Are you real or do you just fish for likes? Bruh. You were “Etherium Trader” when you first posted this now you’re some chick??? This is definitely a bot🤣
Ma'am, your channel confuses me.
This shit was boring
Stunning & brave!
Stanley Kubrick is weeping so hard in the afterlife🤣🤣
Looks like a masterpiece! Love the part where she said "Luke... I am your Web" I'm ordering tickets right now. 😃
Drinker, thank you for doing this! Because of your glowing recommendation, I was sorely tempted to view this one myself. However, I dare not. But why, Anton, can't you bear to see such a wonderful film? That's exactly the reason, Good Sir. If I saw this amazing work of art, I would be spoiled. I could never enjoy a film of lesser quality ever again. By watching this in our stead, you, Drinker, are saving millions (Literally!) of people the same fate. All good wishes, always, and never stop!
This movie is so good that my quadriplegic uncle got up after years and walked out of the theater
Ran at full tilt no doubt!
@@NotoriousNickNorris hurdled 3 rows of seats
I'm gonna try this with my dead parents
hurled across 3 rows of seats
I'm less surprised about your uncle walking than anyone actually going to the theater to see this movie.
Peter Parker Payter Parky Paytre-Arky Patriarchy I’m so grateful I was able to see this powerful message. I vow to leave the webbing to the queens from now on.
So that's why the women in the movie are in Central Park!
I knew it.
Lol lol this is the best comment I have seen so far well done
Lol
HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE CRACKED THE CODE!
You had me going with the title. What a twist lol
Props to whoever put a SponsorBlock "highlight" at 3:44
The psychic was blinded by fireworks hitting her in the eyes? I guess she didn’t see that coming.
Apparently she wasn't using them anyway (same as her brain) so she probably won't miss them 😂
She was blinded by fate.
When she had a vision of being "blinded by the light", she was just thinking about the song.
_ba-dum-tsss_
It really blew up in her face
I had tears in my eyes when Madame Web overcame her disability and was able to join the Alabama football team, save fellow soldiers in Vietnam, become a ping pong champion, and ran across America.
My favourite part was when she released the handcuffs and Hans Gruper fell from the building
Too bad she couldnt fish for shrimp with her best buddy 😢
'Run, Madame, run!', then Madame running was truly a moment in the movie.
But you ain’t got no spider legs, Lieutenant Dan
Its entirely possible.
I loved the part when Madame Web finally got her letter and didn’t know what it was until Hagrid excitedly said “You’re a wizard, Harry!” Such a beautiful moment of cinematic history!
Cool! Cheers from the Pacific West Coast of Canada.
The on-the-nose remark when she said "Im no doctor, but I am a WebMD" was such an important step forward in female.
in female
@@nathanielsmith2847 in female
😂
We NEED female to take step forward!
@@nathanielsmith2847let's all be IN FEMALE😊
I loved the scene when she was asked her name, she said, “Web……Madame Web”. It was a very empowering piece of cinema.
All her clothes are made of pure silk.
She prefers her martinis shaken, not stirred.
xd
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She said "Mademoiselle Webstington... But you can call me Madam Web"
I love the scene where Johnny Ringo shows up to take on the 3 girls, but Madame Web intervenes and quips "I'm your webbleberry" Inspiring.
It was so powerful when she stood over the villain and said "You want Madame? I'll give you Madame!" What a scene.
Drinker genuinely laughing at the Pepsi sign and absurd misfortune of the heroine made my day. Blind AND paralyzed? Bwaaa!😂
💯
The Pepsi sign is what killed me no pun intended. That was too funny.
Blind so she don't have to watch this movie. I call that luck.
I mean honestly that Pep... 😁 😄🤣😂😂😅 That Peps... 😅😂🤣😄😆 That Pepsi Si 😆😄🤣😂😅 *20 minutes later* That movie just sucked and Pepsi should find better ways to promote.
Love the part when Madame Web said to the other female characters, "Woman Avengers. Assemble!" So inspiring.
It's woman time!!
Being picky about sensible pronoun usage is so sexist! 😅
Yeah that’s why it’s movie of the year
Imagine if that really happened in Avengers 😂..well, it kinda did with that all female scene 🤮
Soooo.....Whaamangers?
I loved the ending. The silence and the dark, where there wasn’t anything to see.
Another forty quid saved! Thank You, Drinker! 🍻
I really liked the part where she said “ of all the webs in all the world, you had to walk into mine”. Truly breathtaking
😂😂😂😂
Are these all real quotes? 😂😂😂
@@JonnySublime, I am asking the same thing. Even if they aren't. They are probably as good as the movie, by what I am hearing about it
@@JonnySublimeno. but they legit could be haha that's what makes them even funnier
My favorite line is when Madame Web told her three girls, "here's looking at you kid, at you kid, and at you kid." Empowering.
My favorite part was when Dakota said, "I think it's time for this madame to web things up!". Goosebumps.
Brave and amazing.
and then proceeded to web all over the place.
Cringe
i love the part with the bird, the window, and the "Scrooge' movie explaining to her how the powers work. lol
It's a bit of a spoiler because the title of the sequel will be "Madame 2 Web Things Up!"
Luv your Scottish ending, "Go away now" 7:44 Cheers!
You outdid yourself Drinker, a true gem of a review, but of course the genius source material offered a lot of inspiration.
When Sydney Sweeney said "it's Morbin' time" i felt euphoria crawling through my spine. Truly crossover we didn't deserve.
So original. Crawl back to your basement dude.
Sydney Sweeney does make me feel some type of euphoria if you get what I'm saying
@@DanielTorres-pw8il better get your copy and paste ready because that's approximately 90% of youtube comments.
@@portalmanHUN Not in this movie dude, they uglified Sydney Sweeney. How? Only in Hollywoke.
so assinine, as was your comment 'dude' @@DanielTorres-pw8il
When she said “ it’s webbin time ! “ the whole theatre gave the movie a standing ovation it was awesome.
Tears and popcorn all over the place.
I doubt that
@@Jtmartin0027 If you don't get sacasm, why are you here? Madame Web - The Best Movie Of The Year!
as a morb, i can confirm she webbed us all over the theatre. Truly one of the moments ever in cinematic history.
A review of The Iron Claw is needed, Drinker!
Just found this channel, fkn love it m8! From 🇺🇸
I loved the scene where Madame Web looked at the spider suit and said “It’ll be perfect, when it fits a woman!” Truly brave and inspiring!
@@kostastube2010Non binary spider suit.
Oh no! Batwoman invaded the spiderverse
This is exactly the type of witty sarcasm the world needs. Keep up the good work dear sir!
The part where Dakota sans-Johnson bellowed "they can take my eyesight, but they can never take my freedom!" brought a tear to my eye.
Bellowed?!😭😭😭
I thought that was "Fweedommm!"
"sans-Johnson" HAHAHAHAHA!!! :D
...that should be a line from Helldivers 2😂
😂😂😂 I'm crying man
Love your movie reviews, and your audio book voice acting.
4:40-4:50 LOL pure editing epicness
The villain gets blown up in a fireworks factory in a plot point straight out of a Foghorn Leghorn cartoon - great job guys, way to make a grounded and realistic thriller
Just needed the long camera shot of a puff of smoke from above to complete the scene.😂
"Now hold on you never i say never i say you never fight in a fireworks factory, ya crazy boy"
It reminds me of Megas XLR, with things like "conveniently placed fireworks factory" showing up in the middle of the mech fights.
It’s not nearly as funny as having a Pepsi sign fall on the villain, that was hysterical.
Or that scene in the first Naked Gun movie! 😂 "Nothing to see here!"
When Madame Web said to the girls 'Webbots, roll out!' I cried tears of joy.
craied?
@@szymonanonim7214 Oh thanks for pointing it out, fixed. :D
Webbots actually sounds like a cool name for a team of robots connected to the internet.
@@TF2Fan101Set it in future Kenya and you have a D+ show.
Dumb so dumb
"So she finds the magical bull**** spider, she's looking for...." This dude is hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I cried when Madamme Webb said "Its Jujutsu Kaisen time!" and used World Cutting Web on the main villain, turning him into Ezek/iel Si/ms, truly the movie of time.
I was at the theater with my 2 year old daughter and when Woman Web said "I'm not bossy, I just get things done!", she stood up and clapped and so the whole theater stood up and clapped with her so I shared my story on Reddit and then here, I was so inspired.
"And then, I was offered the job of my dreams while my daughter looked at me with a grin, wise beyond her years." 😄
Has she chosen her gender yet? That is.. assuming that he/she/they still identifies as a "she" to be referenced. If not, be prepared for the extensive therapy bills where 'the child' goes through phases of being pokemon, dragonball, and teletubbies characters before settling on permanent sterility and lifetime of woe. Good luck!
And knowing Reddit, they ate it all up.
...and that 2-year-old girl? Barack Obama
I go to the movies with my 6 & 9yr old Nephews who can barely sit still, have to pee a handful of times, ask to leave a handful of times, don’t pay attention or ask for my phone lol but your 2yr old understood the context of that line, stood up applauding, then the WHOLE theater not only stood up but also applauded? I CALL B U L L S H I T
The part where Bill Pullman handed the megaphone to Dakota Johnson and she said, “we will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. We’re going to web on. We’re going to survive. Today, we celebrate our Madame Web day.” I got goosebumps.
In a high squeaky voice any poisonous spider would be proud of
Do me a favor. Tell my little spider women I love them very much.
Independence Day, hahaha.
So powerful! 😂
I get teary eyed at the independence day version lol
Thanks! This is great, as always!
Even the villain dies under the P of Patriarchy... what a masterpiece! Not even Kubrick could imagine something so powerful! 🙄
Wait. I checked the cast for a single spider, yet zero representation. Spiderface much?
Pepsi is all about smashing the patriarchy.
P for other things too. Have you seen the Nilfgaardian soldiers armor from The Witcher adaptation?
“PaTriArcHy hUrtS MEn tOo!” Lol
One of the actors is a they/they. It’s automatically shit before we even watch it
I loved that part when they see the webs for the first time and she says "They do move in webs" I had goosebumps.
Usually it's diabetes from Pepsi that will get you. My expectations were subverted when they went with the giant Pepsi sign instead. A truly bold and creative choice.
😂😂😂😂
Well, after being crushed by the sign, his blood sugar level was pretty low.
When she took down the bad guy and he asks 'but what is this' and she says 'just your life webbing away', it was so amazing I stamped my crutch and saluted as the whole cinema sang the national anthem
I know by national anthem you meant the "Lift Every Voice and Sing" negro national anthem right? Nothing would complete such a masterpiece than to salute the real national anthem
I was in that audience. I forgot the words of that stupid racist song😂
Hahahaha 🎉🎉
When Madame Web said "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to Web on!"
Today we celebrate...our Indewebdence Day!
I loved the part where Madame Web said: "Spiders are cruel, Thanos. And I'm very in touch with my inner spider." That was the best moment of my life!
you could say she was like a red web... over paradise.
What do you want with the SpiderMan? I want him… dead
Doktor turn off my web inhibitors.
@@mrlaz9011 Red web, red web over paradise Red web, red web over paradise Golden webs of the glorious sunshine Sending down such a blood-web light Now, the spiders slowly retreat to the shadows, out of sight Arid winds blow across the spiders Giving flight to the spiders of prey In the distance spiders come to transform New York, day by day Only Madame is with us now Something webs and pure Find the webs within ourselves No need for a cure When the webs is slow, when the Madame's hot The spiders waits to see what rots Oh, how pretty, all the scenery This is spider's sacrifice When the air blows through with a web splash The Madame Web's from its back When the sun sets We will not forget the red web over paradise
"I'm fuckin invincible!" -Madam Web, probably
These all female super hero movies remind me of when me and my brother would build a cool clubhouse and my mom would say " let your sister play with you!" You let her in, she doesn't know what's going on, doesn't understand the reason why things are cool, she complains and tell you how things should be and you let her have the clubhouse. One hour later she abandons it.
not far off.
This comment is the truest thing on the Internet.
This might actually be the most apt representation of modern Marvel movies I've ever seen.
This is why treehouses have a sign that says "no girls allowed"
Men spend generations building up a property on universal concepts like the importance of teamwork and family, personal courage, self-sacrifice for the greater good, the eternal battle between good and evil. They inspire generations of others to be better than they are. Women take it over and wrap the whole property around their emotional problems and feelings of inadequacy, and the unjust Hellscape that is being worth the time and attention they want from others.
Highly amusing review. I laughed out loud at the Technical Difficulties 'break'!
Lol, the "i have dreamt of girls in spider suit, but they were not trying to kill me" and the maniacal laugh. The geralt "fùk" meme after giving a full close up of sydney, lol genius.
This is the only movie I can think of where the bad guy is literally killed by literal product placement.
Somebody discovered a new word and of course is using it improperly 😊
Little nicky? Or am I wrong
@@garomasterYou might even say that they're _quite literally_ mistaken.
Inspector Gadget came close with a Yahoo billboard falling on Dr. Claw's car.
SAY LITERAL ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME
That scene in the movie where the helpless, scared boy wet his pants & whispered to them, "I see web people." gave me chills and nightmares.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is top tier creative!
chills and nightmares and diarrhea ...
He never said that phrase, but you are correct; it is very close and true to the fears of Ezekiel Sims, seeing web people in his nightmares.
so a second morbiuos huh? fuck it. #iseewebpeople
Was waiting for this one!!!!
My favorite scene was Madam Web saving Wilbur’s life by spinning a web with lovely words above his pen.
Hitting Ezekiel with an ambulance the second time, someone in the theater should have yelled put. "Hey, it's going to be super easy. Barely an inconvenience."
Being hit by an ambulance twice is tight!
wow, wow, wow....!
wow wow wow....! WooooaaauuuuoooW
I see what you did there!
Ooohhh saying something is super easy barely an inconvenience is TIGHT!
Gotta admit, the cameo by Morbius when he said, "I am Venom" and then all the girls screamed, but then he said, "Naw, it'll be fine. Doctor Michael Morbius at your service." Had me in tears. Truly madaming good time!
😭😭💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥
My favorite moment is when she punched a villain in the nose and then she said "you got webbed homie!"
The scene when she said "Its Madam time" and webbed everywhere is what convinced me this movie is true Kino
4:47 - OH COME ON!!! Indeed
This review is so perfectly funny (and spot on), I had to watch it twice. Made my day.
I liked the bit where they finally unlocked the door, and let us out of the cinema.
lmao 🤣
😂
The most moving part of the film was when she said "I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a spider, which is what I am".... that shot me right in the heart 😞
I like when she said “Sometimes I wonder if there’s something webbed with me. Perhaps I’ve webbed to long in the company of my literally romantic spidey-heroes and consequently my webs and spidey senses are far too Pepsi. You kiss a lot of spiders before you find your madame. Never trust a spider that can’t web,” -cinemadame geniusiry
Was laughing so hard after, "Because the script said so," that I had to watch this again.
I loved the Billy Idol cameo during the wedding scene where he sings: "Its a nice day for a white webbing!!"
I white-webbed all over my shorts when this happened.
Would never happen, it has to be >30% non white diverse, so that makes it a beige webbing minimum
@@greebj sad but true
Too bad the wedding scene didn't have Dustin Hoffman slamming on the window.
billy idol portrayed by pharrell williams
The after credits scene where they're all hanging out and you hear a voice say " I want to talk to all of you about the Morbin Initiative" took my breath away. 10 out 10
I loved that moment when Madame Web said “It’s webbing time” and made a big web, truly inspiring
Always love your videos. Only issues are that the jungle was explored for them to find the spider people so it's possible she had her mom's notes or maps to follow. Also, Uncle Ben's wife(Aunt May) didn't go into labor to deliver Peter..If she did then that'd just be his parents, not aunt and uncle. It was his daughter in law
"so it's possible she had her mom's notes or maps to follow." Bro have you ever been in a real jungle? It is literally a jungle...
@@gooble69 have you? Centuries of advancement in the field of exploration and you don't think people can go to the same place twice after it's been documented?
@@LordSesshomaru86 "have you?" Yes. Have you? I grew up on the edge of a tropical jungle in South East Asia around the same time. So I can assure you that YOU would not be able to find shit after 30 years with nothing more than a description of some trees. A tropical jungle is a crazy place, that you probably don't appreciate if you have no experience with them. It's not like your local nature reserve. This was before GPS in the era of the Vietnam war, and US military with search and rescue specialists couldn't find stuff they left in the jungle, but you think an EMT who lived their whole life in the city with zero experience can just waltz on in to the Amazon and find exactly the same spot from an old hand written diary just like that? Well you do you. Hollywood loves people like you.
@@gooble69 "Hollywood loves people like you." Despite that being a condescending remark(manners aren't really a thing on the internet anymore so not surprising), I don't know about its accuracy since I don't support many movies. I've heard the movie is trash, when I saw the trailer I had no interest in it, didn't see it because Madame Web to me is the paraplegic old lady with mystical powers, not some spunky girl boss. I only say she could've found them because coordinates, descriptions of landscapes, surroundings, directional travel intervals, even stars can be used to navigate. She also didn't spend her whole life in the city, spent some time in Peru with the spider people before they amazon primed her back to America, has powers linked to the same people she went back to...I'm sure it's more powers bs for the writing.
The cameos of Clint Eastwood, Jack Benny and Moses were awesome. Especially when she stated to Moses “The truth?!! You can’t handle the truth!!!”
You want me on that web! You need me on that web!
I personally LIKE this movie, & I feel that (most) of the hate that it's gotten is from a bunch of hyperventilating twerps who are anti EVERYTHING that Disney/MCU/WB-DC is putting out recently, mostly because those studios are just going from full throttle WOKE straight into a brick wall, & the viewers are leaping off of the vehicle before the (easily avoidable) wreck. That said, while I like this MOVIE, I NEVER liked the (comic book version of) this character. She's literally a MAGICAL element for a character (read = Spider-Man) who never had any MAGICAL powers. (Remember how he got his powers? NOT from magic, that's how.) Plus, Spider-Man is one of the many (zillions of) Marvel/DC characters that just bore the (banned word) out of me. (Another one is the Punisher.) (I like the 2 Spider-Women better (read = SEXY!!!!!))
😂😂 And when Jack Benny said “WELL!” It gave me nostalgia.
@@shuttittuppitt9355maybe you're just attracted to bad cinema.... the Punisher is the best thing Marvel has ever made - and it wasn't even made by a team they own.. 😂
@@shuttittuppitt9355 You can support those people who absolutely HATE you. :)